Author Topic: What If... v 5.0 (Read 190222 times)

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #330 on:** July 18, 2015, 12:59:21 AM »

Fluffy8x, you forgot to add a question.

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #331 on:** July 18, 2015, 04:40:41 AM »

DIBS!

What if Murasa found her way to the KanColle universe?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #332 on:** July 18, 2015, 06:03:31 AM »

We'll have a new event which is an official crossover collaboration with Touhou.

What if you were Doremy Sweet?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #333 on:** July 18, 2015, 08:40:13 AM »

I'll be eating your dreams whenever you go to sleep.

What if Touhou X Resident Evil?

the old guy · « **Reply #334 on:** July 18, 2015, 07:45:46 PM »

Bad voice acting. Also Yoshkia as the main boss, and main enemy you fight for the entire game until you realize that you just remove the paper talisman from her head. And then the game becomes too easy!

What if Gensokyo had a Drug Endemic?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #335 on:** July 19, 2015, 01:17:15 AM »

Everybody would quickly assume that Eirin Yagokoro was the one responsible.

What if Mamizou masqueraded as ZUN?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #336 on:** July 19, 2015, 03:04:26 AM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on July 19, 2015, 01:17:15 AM

What if Mamizou masqueraded as ZUN?

Then she would use her new disguise to troll the entire touhou fandom as much as possible.

What if Ramiel showed up in Gensokyo?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #337 on:** July 19, 2015, 04:11:07 AM »

We'll have our first geometry-based 2hu, with curtain fire patterns so frustrating and mathematically accurate that players will be screaming geometrically.

What if the Illuminati was a 2hu? (Picture relevant)

PK · « **Reply #338 on:** July 19, 2015, 10:47:11 AM »

Then she would be blamed for everything.
Solar eclipse? Illuminati!
Bad harvest? Illuminati!
Your dog refuses to listen? Illuminati!

What if Remilia hired Rumia as a living parasol?

Spotty Len · « **Reply #339 on:** July 19, 2015, 10:58:00 AM »

Remilia would bump into every tree she would come across.

What if Reimu hit her head and tried to cause an incident?

Tribow · « **Reply #340 on:** July 19, 2015, 03:56:17 PM »

Marisa would try to stop it for sure. TIME TO PROVE I'M BETTER THAN YOU ZE!

What if Kogasa tried to redesign her umbrella?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #341 on:** July 20, 2015, 09:37:40 AM »

It would be a very surprising design.

What if Reisen was actually a ninja turtle?

Spotty Len · « **Reply #342 on:** July 20, 2015, 10:24:46 PM »

Nazrin would be a radical rat.

What if oni horns were actually light sabers?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #343 on:** July 21, 2015, 03:30:02 AM »

Quote from: Spotty Ren on July 20, 2015, 10:24:46 PM

What if oni horns were actually light sabers?

Then we'd have:
Darth Kongarra
Yuugi-wan Hoshiguma
Master Suika

What if Empress Remilia-tine?

TableCloth · « **Reply #344 on:** July 21, 2015, 12:00:20 PM »

Darth Patchouli, Darth Sakuya, and Reimu Skywalker

What if Japanase Navy created IJN Hakurei?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #345 on:** July 21, 2015, 12:08:58 PM »

Then IJN Kirisame would no longer be lonely! :')

What if Touhou x Inside Out?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #346 on:** July 21, 2015, 12:15:43 PM »

It will be about the various mental characteristics of Reimu personified.

What if the Touhou series was an American production, not Japanese? (Still not mainstream, of course)

PK · « **Reply #347 on:** July 21, 2015, 02:12:56 PM »

We wouldn't have to translate anything, and there would be less "wrong interpretations" of dialogues, interviews and other stuff. Assuming it would still be about Japan, more western stuff would probably be around, too.

What if Yukari is actually a lunarian that went to Earth and changed name because living on the Moon was boring?

TableCloth · « **Reply #348 on:** July 21, 2015, 03:31:21 PM »

Yukari just get more OP than before

What if Gilgamesh (Fate series) finished Kaguya's impossible requests?

Spotty Len · « **Reply #349 on:** July 21, 2015, 05:42:08 PM »

The two of them would then get married, and would proceed to fight Mokou together. "Know your place, mongrel! Your fire is nothing compared to the might of a true King, and the immortality you bear is nothing but a lie. The likes of you don't even deserve to work under me. Disappear, now!"
But Berserker was running in the forest and they have a 2vs2, yay.

What if Rinnosuke could danmaku and went to defeat everybody?

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #350 on:** July 21, 2015, 06:03:06 PM »

Quote from: Spotty Ren on July 21, 2015, 05:42:08 PM

What if Rinnosuke could danmaku and went to defeat everybody?

He would have to undergo a mandatory sex change.

What if Kogasa's House of Jumpscares?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #351 on:** July 21, 2015, 06:07:09 PM »

Quote from: Hope ♦ Metal on July 21, 2015, 06:03:06 PM

What if Kogasa's House of Jumpscares?

It would fail. Miserably.

What if Dr. Mima's Sing-Along Blog?

TableCloth · « **Reply #352 on:** July 22, 2015, 07:45:15 AM »

She will troll everyone with horrible songs...?

What if someone actually remember to update the Front Page Headline with something important?

PK · « **Reply #353 on:** July 22, 2015, 10:53:20 AM »

Then it would mean something important is gonna happen,

What if the Jin'you was Mima in disguise that wanted to prank Reimu, and got exterminated for good instead?

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #354 on:** July 23, 2015, 11:48:49 AM »

Quote from: PK on July 22, 2015, 10:53:20 AM

What if the Jin'you was Mima in disguise that wanted to prank Reimu, and got exterminated for good instead?

It would cause Eiki to facepalm.

What if the 2hus piloted magic spaceships?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #355 on:** July 23, 2015, 03:05:50 PM »

Then Nue's spaceship would be a stereotypical UFO.

What if the 2hus manufractured beer mugs?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #356 on:** July 23, 2015, 08:04:18 PM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on July 23, 2015, 03:05:50 PM

What if the 2hus manufractured beer mugs?

Uwabami Breakers is canon?

What if I am too lazy to come up with an actual question? (Translation, I pass my turn to the next poster)

the old guy · « **Reply #357 on:** July 23, 2015, 09:34:14 PM »

What if Touhou/The Warriors (The 1979 film) Crossover?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #358 on:** July 26, 2015, 11:00:21 AM »

Quote from: the old guy on July 23, 2015, 09:34:14 PM

What if Touhou/The Warriors (The 1979 film) Crossover?

Then the fandom would mistake it for the Warrior Cats and be baffled by the lack of Chen in it.

What if the emotions from Inside Out were 2hus?

MisterHat · « **Reply #359 on:** July 27, 2015, 03:22:17 PM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on July 26, 2015, 11:00:21 AM

Then the fandom would mistake it for the Warrior Cats and be baffled by the lack of Chen in it.

What if the emotions from Inside Out were 2hus?

Hata no Kokoro will manipulate them all
What if Touhou x James Bond movies