Sooner or later, there's going to be a series of Yakumo Rants parodies spawned by Touhou Downfall, much like how the original Downfall spawned Hitler Rants parodies...
The parodies would be something like this:
Ran walks into Yukari's bedroom to find that she is asleep.
Ran: "Yukari-sama..."
Yukari wakes up. "Yes, Ran?"
Ran: "It seems that you will now be parodied endlessly on the internet in a series of Yakumo Rants parodies..."
Yukari: "Like the Hitler Rants parodies?"
Ran: "I believe so..."
Yukari: "So now I'm going to be the chew toy while the Hakurei shrine maiden plays many antics on me repeatedly?!
I will not allow the Hakurei shrine maiden to be as annoying as the other parodies' Fegelein!
Get me the Hakurei shrine maiden NOW!
And don't wake me up again until you do so!
*backhand punches wall behind bed* Hakurei! Hakurei! HAKUREI!"
What if the Hitler Rants casts were replaced by 2hus?