Author Topic: What If... v 5.0 (Read 190150 times)

the old guy · « **Reply #270 on:** June 23, 2015, 09:04:51 PM »

Quote from: Frederick the Great on June 23, 2015, 04:27:06 AM

What if Tengukami was actually Tenma?

Then that means Lord Tenma is Aya's number one fan! And writes fan fiction for some reason. Weird guy.

What if all of the Toehoes had a beauty contest?

Suspicious person · « **Reply #271 on:** June 23, 2015, 10:45:03 PM »

Quote from: the old guy on June 23, 2015, 09:04:51 PM

What if all of the Toehoes had a beauty contest?

Mamizou'll abuse of her abilities. Also, Parsee won't paruticipate.

What if you could run out of danmaku ?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #272 on:** June 24, 2015, 12:34:44 AM »

It would be the same thing as your gun running out of bullets, which in any shooting games is very bad news...

What if Touhou gets purchased by another company?

Uruwi · « **Reply #273 on:** June 24, 2015, 12:54:38 AM »

Quote from: Lt Colonel Summers on June 24, 2015, 12:34:44 AM

What if Touhou gets purchased by another company?

Goodbye, world.

What if everyone flocked to Len'en as a result?

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #274 on:** June 24, 2015, 08:39:40 AM »

Quote from: Fluffy8x on June 24, 2015, 12:54:38 AM

What if everyone flocked to Len'en as a result?

Len'en eventually gets bought by the same company.

What if Marisa stole Patchouli's identity?

Uruwi · « **Reply #275 on:** June 24, 2015, 10:28:16 AM »

Quote from: Hope ♦ Metal on June 24, 2015, 08:39:40 AM

What if Marisa stole Patchouli's identity?

It would be the greatest heist.

What if Marisa bought Touhou?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #276 on:** June 24, 2015, 10:54:35 AM »

The fandom would be surprised she finally didn't steal something in order to obtain it.

What if Marisa stole Fegelein's clothes?

Tomion · « **Reply #277 on:** June 24, 2015, 11:58:22 AM »

Quote from: Frederick the Great on June 24, 2015, 10:54:35 AM

The fandom would be surprised she finally didn't steal something in order to obtain it.

What if Marisa stole Fegelein's clothes?

another godamn 'marisa stole the precious thing' meme video.

What if Seija and Marisa would team-up to become Gensokyo's greatest ~~thevies~~ burrowers?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #278 on:** June 24, 2015, 12:09:02 PM »

Then the next game's incident will revolve around Gensokyo's soil being full of tunnels.

What if Confeder8 flag 2hu?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #279 on:** June 24, 2015, 02:57:47 PM »

Next Incident and/or its causer may have something to do with the American Revolution.

What if Reimu is a helpful Genki instead of a money-hungry jerkass?

Suspicious person · « **Reply #280 on:** June 24, 2015, 03:07:51 PM »

Quote from: Lt Colonel Summers on June 24, 2015, 02:57:47 PM

What if Reimu is a helpful Genki instead of a money-hungry jerkass?

Her name would be Sanae

What if Touhou fans infiltrated governments ?

TresserT · « **Reply #281 on:** June 24, 2015, 03:40:59 PM »

Quote from: Suspicious person on June 24, 2015, 03:07:51 PM

What if Touhou fans infiltrated governments ?

Hehehe... I guess our cover hasn't been blown yet.

What if CNN was run by Cirno?

Shadowlupus · « **Reply #282 on:** June 24, 2015, 03:49:42 PM »

CNN's credibility would always be 99.9%.

What if Miko had a sport car and went on a race with Byakuren?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #283 on:** June 25, 2015, 04:17:16 PM »

Quote from: Kageshirou on June 24, 2015, 03:49:42 PM

What if Miko had a sport car and went on a race with Byakuren?

Byakuren wins with her motorcycle.

What if The Reimu Parable?

shoryusatsu999 · « **Reply #284 on:** June 26, 2015, 06:54:50 AM »

I think we would see a canon version of Walfas's Hax Sign -Burn Everything- before long.

What if Koakuma had her own game in the vein of Fairy Wars?

game2011 · « **Reply #285 on:** June 26, 2015, 03:17:16 PM »

We finally learn what her name is.

What if Kogasa is a scarer at Monsters, Inc.?

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #286 on:** June 26, 2015, 03:24:53 PM »

Quote from: game2011 on June 26, 2015, 03:17:16 PM

What if Kogasa is a scarer at Monsters, Inc.?

She wouldn't be very effective.

What if Parsee was into Metal?

Tribow · « **Reply #287 on:** June 26, 2015, 11:16:38 PM »

Quote from: Hope ♦ Metal on June 26, 2015, 03:24:53 PM

What if Parsee was into Metal?

I'm sure she's listen to this.
I'm also sure that she'd be jealous of other bands and will eventually make her own. She will attempt to force Yuugi, Yamame, and Satori into it.

What if Meira challenged Youmu to a duel?

Shadow1176 · « **Reply #288 on:** June 27, 2015, 04:22:33 AM »

One badass sword fight, also filled with magic.

What if everybody in Gensokyo switched their bodies with each other?

Shadowlupus · « **Reply #289 on:** June 27, 2015, 04:30:47 AM »

Reisen would be to blame because everyone would think she messed with everyone's perception.

What if Doremy Sweet was the one who made Butterfly Dream Pill instead of Eirin? (The pill which gives the user pleasant dreams of flying around as a butterfly.)

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #290 on:** June 29, 2015, 02:08:06 PM »

Considering what kind of Youkai she is, those pills probably do more than giving the users sweet dreams...

What if Gensokyo is based on Feudal Korea instead of Feudal Japan?

Suspicious person · « **Reply #291 on:** June 29, 2015, 08:04:17 PM »

Quote from: Lt Colonel Summers on June 29, 2015, 02:08:06 PM

What if Gensokyo is based on Feudal Korea instead of Feudal Japan?

Korean folklore galore

What if Remilia got kidnapped ?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #292 on:** June 29, 2015, 11:20:12 PM »

Quote from: Suspicious person on June 29, 2015, 08:04:17 PM

Korean folklore galore

What if Remilia got kidnapped ?

Sakuya would be sent out to find her and stab the kidnapper into submission. She would stop time while conducting her search.

What if we had a Soviet 2hu?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #293 on:** June 30, 2015, 12:28:54 AM »

Her catchphrase will be something like "Hail Mother Gensokyo!"

What if we have a military-themed 2hu? I don't mean something like Reisen or the moon bunnies, I mean someone whose characteristics are based around military themes.

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #294 on:** June 30, 2015, 12:54:43 AM »

Quote from: Lt Colonel Summers on June 30, 2015, 12:28:54 AM

What if we have a military-themed 2hu? I don't mean something like Reisen or the moon bunnies, I mean someone whose characteristics are based around military themes.

Does General Arnold count?

If we ever had a military themed Touhou character, it's likely she would be based off a legendary military commander (Horatio Nelson, Napoleon Bonaparte, etc), to fit with Gensokyo being a land of fantasy and folklore.

What if the above pictured character was canon?

game2011 · « **Reply #295 on:** July 01, 2015, 06:59:04 AM »

ZUN's art really has improved.

What if the user Abraham Lincoln asked fewer history-related questions?

No offense, BTW... Sorry if so...

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #296 on:** July 01, 2015, 07:21:28 AM »

Then the other users on the topic will answer less history-related questions.

What if Forbidden Fallen Empire was an official Touhou game?

game2011 · « **Reply #297 on:** July 01, 2015, 12:54:39 PM »

Michael Bay fan arts everywhere...

Wat if mai compyootur iz infected bai duh ⑨ vairus?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #298 on:** July 01, 2015, 01:10:36 PM »

Congratulations, comrade - you now are in possession of the strongest computer known to mankind. The only problem with it is that it freezes when frogs or toads are brought within nine meters of it.

What if Touhou x Downfall?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #299 on:** July 02, 2015, 12:47:15 AM »

Sooner or later, there's going to be a series of Yakumo Rants parodies spawned by Touhou Downfall, much like how the original Downfall spawned Hitler Rants parodies...

The parodies would be something like this:

Ran walks into Yukari's bedroom to find that she is asleep.

Ran: "Yukari-sama..."

Yukari wakes up. "Yes, Ran?"

Ran: "It seems that you will now be parodied endlessly on the internet in a series of Yakumo Rants parodies..."

Yukari: "Like the Hitler Rants parodies?"

Ran: "I believe so..."

Yukari: "So now I'm going to be the chew toy while the Hakurei shrine maiden plays many antics on me repeatedly?!
I will not allow the Hakurei shrine maiden to be as annoying as the other parodies' Fegelein!
Get me the Hakurei shrine maiden NOW!
And don't wake me up again until you do so!
*backhand punches wall behind bed* Hakurei! Hakurei! HAKUREI!"

What if the Hitler Rants casts were replaced by 2hus?