Author Topic: What If... v 5.0 (Read 190196 times)

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #240 on:** June 19, 2015, 07:18:16 AM »

Then Yuuka will have coal in her stocking for Christmas.

Also, your friend is a good artist.

What if Frederick the Great was the extra boss in the next Touhou game? (Unoriginal, I know.)

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #241 on:** June 19, 2015, 08:13:27 AM »

Not so great anymore once you defeat him in a Danmaku battle.

What if the concept of "Gensokyian" was more of an ethnicity than a nationality?

^To clarify the above question: "ethnicity" refers to such differences as East Asian and American, or black Africans and white Englishmen.

Uruwi · « **Reply #242 on:** June 19, 2015, 08:34:54 AM »

Quote from: Lt Colonel Summers on June 19, 2015, 08:13:27 AM

What if the concept of "Gensokyian" was more of an ethnicity than a nationality?

^To clarify the above question: "ethnicity" refers to such differences as East Asian and American, or black Africans and white Englishmen.

Rampant racism in Japan.

What if one of the Touhous decide to create a language?

PK · « **Reply #243 on:** June 19, 2015, 09:33:52 AM »

It wouldn't be a great success. Why learn a new language when you already have your own, spoken by everyone? Also, Kosuzu would probably still able to read it.

What if the Necronomicon at Suzunaan became a tsukumogami?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #244 on:** June 19, 2015, 11:08:09 AM »

The fan base will ship her with TF2's Bombinomicon.

What if ZUN was secretly Frederick the Great all along? (I'm practically spamming FTG right now. Apologies. :qq:)

TresserT · « **Reply #245 on:** June 19, 2015, 10:38:02 PM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on June 19, 2015, 11:08:09 AM

What if ZUN was secretly Frederick the Great all along? (I'm practically spamming FTG right now. Apologies. :qq:)

He would have died a long time ago, with his son secretly continuing the touhou series in his name. Yes, his one year old son. You can't let yourself be held back by common sense in Gensoyo, right!?

What if ZUN died a long time ago and, against common sense, his one year old son secretly continued the touhou series in his name?

Uruwi · « **Reply #246 on:** June 20, 2015, 12:02:41 AM »

Quote from: TresserT on June 19, 2015, 10:38:02 PM

What if ZUN died a long time ago and, against common sense, his one year old son secretly continued the touhou series in his name?

Bumpy faced MSPaints and horrible music.

What if IOSYS started doing Len'en PVs?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #247 on:** June 20, 2015, 10:49:50 AM »

Yabusame stole the precious spotlight.

What if Willy Wonka was a Touhou?

PK · « **Reply #248 on:** June 20, 2015, 12:08:43 PM »

Sweet danmaku of madness for everyone.
Would also be popular with kids of the village. And dentists.

What if Tenma is the next final boss?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #249 on:** June 20, 2015, 01:49:18 PM »

Then the next game may have something to do with Tengu politics...

@Lincoln: Let this post be the last post regarding real-life personalities...

What if the main plot of the next game has something to do with Kim Jong-Un despite him not actually appearing in the game?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #250 on:** June 20, 2015, 02:45:15 PM »

Then he will be Kim Kardashian.

Quote from: Lt Colonel Summers on June 20, 2015, 01:49:18 PM

@Lincoln: Let this post be the last post regarding real-life personalities...

No thank you please, that would greatly reduce the variety of topics to question about in this thread...and it would mean we can't mention ZUN himself as well.

What if Chen is actually a major religious leader?

Leon゠Helsing · « **Reply #251 on:** June 20, 2015, 03:02:23 PM »

She'd be leading the Cult of Cats, with a surprisingly large amount of people backing her (they just really want to look at cats acting cute :V).

What if Black Tar Touhou Music Video? (Lyrics here in case you need it.)

Uruwi · « **Reply #252 on:** June 20, 2015, 03:08:13 PM »

Quote from: Leon゠Helsing on June 20, 2015, 03:02:23 PM

What if Black Tar Touhou Music Video? (Lyrics here in case you need it.)

Marisa master sparks the tar.

What if fuwa fuwa?

Suspicious person · « **Reply #253 on:** June 20, 2015, 06:08:18 PM »

Quote from: Fluffy8x on June 20, 2015, 03:08:13 PM

What if fuwa fuwa?

Komachi, shut up ! ... Just do the chorus, OK ?

What if Reimu got rich (for real) ?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #254 on:** June 21, 2015, 02:39:05 AM »

Then she would never need to ask for donations.

Gensokyo as the little sister of Hetalia!Japan?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #255 on:** June 21, 2015, 04:07:24 AM »

Gensokyo would be Hetalia!Japan's imaginary friend dreamt up by him while intoxicated with beer.

What if ZUN ran for Prime Minister?

Uruwi · « **Reply #256 on:** June 21, 2015, 04:10:23 AM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on June 21, 2015, 04:07:24 AM

What if ZUN ran for Prime Minister?

The legality of crowdfunding would soon be threatened in Japan.

What if

Spoiler:

ran for POTUS / whatever leader of the country they're from?^{pleasedon'tkillme}

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #257 on:** June 22, 2015, 06:34:33 AM »

Judging by your supertext, this unfortunate mentioned individual in particular will be either a very tyrannical or a very garbage national leader.

What if Sanae appeared in the next Touhou game as a playable character, dressed as Mima?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #258 on:** June 22, 2015, 08:45:04 AM »

There will be an uproar among the fandom, demanding for the real Mima to appear, not a cosplayer.

What if Gensokyo is an island instead of being somewhere in Japan?

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #259 on:** June 22, 2015, 08:51:46 AM »

Quote from: Lt Colonel Summers on June 22, 2015, 08:45:04 AM

What if Gensokyo is an island instead of being somewhere in Japan?

Gensokyo is Atlantis 2.0

What if Orin was a dog?

Shadowlupus · « **Reply #260 on:** June 22, 2015, 10:25:13 AM »

The new alliance would be born. Team Inu! (Momiji, Kagerou, Kyouko and Orin.)

What if Sumireko discovered this forum?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #261 on:** June 22, 2015, 01:35:37 PM »

She would've posted something on this forum that would've baited Yukari over.

What if Sendai Hakurei no Miko (known also as Reimu's mom) becomes a canon character?

PK · « **Reply #262 on:** June 22, 2015, 03:31:46 PM »

Considerating how youkai couldn't do almost anything to the Hakurei miko between the creation of the barrier and the SC rules, she would probably be not very good at fighting.

What if the next incident is caused by Flandre, Rumia and Medicine?

snowflake247 · « **Reply #263 on:** June 22, 2015, 04:50:39 PM »

The playable characters would be an Alice/Marisa team, a Ran/Yukari team,a Shizuha/Minoriko team, and a Yuugi/Parsee team, so the entire game would consist of blonde 2hus. Touhou 15.7: The Blondening.

What if Nitori built a computer, got on the internet, and discovered /r/atheism?

Uruwi · « **Reply #264 on:** June 23, 2015, 12:49:31 AM »

Quote from: snowflake247 on June 22, 2015, 04:50:39 PM

What if Nitori built a computer, got on the internet, and discovered /r/atheism?

The next Touhou would be centered around atheism.

What if Marisa actually didn't suck in gameplay?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #265 on:** June 23, 2015, 01:28:48 AM »

Then Marisa B would not be considered broken.

What if Putin was Kanako? (Nope, I totally did not look at somebody's avatar for this one.)

Uruwi · « **Reply #266 on:** June 23, 2015, 01:45:38 AM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on June 23, 2015, 01:28:48 AM

What if Putin was Kanako? (Nope, I totally did not look at somebody's avatar for this one.)

You definitely looked at snowflake247's avatar.

And Mountain of F**ked Government.

What if we found whether Sakuya wore pads?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #267 on:** June 23, 2015, 01:50:32 AM »

Nothing would really change since ZUN doesn't really pay attention to bust sizes when he draws. Also, the fandom would create a huge fuss.

What if a future Touhou character looked like this?

Sssgth · « **Reply #268 on:** June 23, 2015, 04:03:05 AM »

Quote from: Frederick the Great on June 23, 2015, 01:50:32 AM

What if a future Touhou character looked like this?

Either Brohous or MPP kodama.

What if Reimu and Sanae got their armpits stuck together?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #269 on:** June 23, 2015, 04:27:06 AM »

Quote from: Sssgth on June 23, 2015, 04:03:05 AM

What if Reimu and Sanae got their armpits stuck together?

Like that, only Reimu and Sanae instead of two topless, unattractive men.

What if Tengukami was actually Tenma?