Author Topic: What If... v 5.0 (Read 190228 times)

Tomion · « **Reply #180 on:** June 11, 2015, 04:43:32 AM »

Quote from: Evil_Nazgul0616 on June 10, 2015, 05:07:53 AM

It would be like fallout, except with bullet hell.

What if Yuyuko played Agar.io?

She'd be a gigantic pink ball with butterfly on it and would eat everyone, especially those with 'mystia' in their name and then realized she's very hungry and would go on an eating spree since she played the game non-stop kaguya style and will think agar.io is real life and she's just a gigantic pink ball with butterfly on it. EAT YUYUKO EAT!

What if Sumireko and Mokou would go on a date, only to find out that Kaguya has been secretly dating Keine? (I went there ;3)

Suspicious person · « **Reply #181 on:** June 11, 2015, 10:11:34 AM »

Quote from: Tomion on June 11, 2015, 04:43:32 AM

She'd be a gigantic pink ball with butterfly on it and would eat everyone, especially those with 'mystia' in their name and then realized she's very hungry and would go on an eating spree since she played the game non-stop kaguya style and will think agar.io is real life and she's just a gigantic pink ball with butterfly on it. EAT YUYUKO EAT!

What if Sumireko and Mokou would go on a date, only to find out that Kaguya has been secretly dating Keine? (I went there ;3)

Aya'll get a good scoop. Eirin might also try to make use of the following pairing chaos to try and get a shot at some Eirin X Kaguya

What if Touhou was a series of beat'em up games instead of a shoot'em up ones ?

Fastest Thing Alive · « **Reply #182 on:** June 11, 2015, 10:15:52 AM »

7.5, 10.5, 12.3, 13.5 and 14.5 would all be shoot'em ups instead.

What if Mokou was an actual phoenix?

PK · « **Reply #183 on:** June 11, 2015, 11:26:15 AM »

Then there would have been no reason to consume the Hourai elixir. Stupid Mokou :V

What if team 9 members are actually ridiculously overpowered lunarian spies, and caused LoLK incident?

Uruwi · « **Reply #184 on:** June 12, 2015, 05:10:23 AM »

Quote from: PK on June 11, 2015, 11:26:15 AM

What if team 9 members are actually ridiculously overpowered lunarian spies, and caused LoLK incident?

Stage 6 would have the most safespots of any stage.

What if the genders of the characters were ambiguous?

TresserT · « **Reply #185 on:** June 12, 2015, 05:17:16 AM »

Quote from: Fluffy8x on June 12, 2015, 05:10:23 AM

What if the genders of the characters were ambiguous?

~~It would be Len'En.~~ The shipping would be even more ridiculous than it is now.

What if spellcard battles became YuGiOh card battles?

Fastest Thing Alive · « **Reply #186 on:** June 12, 2015, 09:17:31 AM »

Satori would be the strongest in Gensokyo by virtue of mind reading.

What if the SDM was a cottage?

Spotty Len · « **Reply #187 on:** June 12, 2015, 09:57:23 AM »

Quote from: Fastest Thing Alive on June 12, 2015, 09:17:31 AM

Satori would be the strongest in Gensokyo by virtue of mind reading.

Please, Yuugi would obviously be the best one.

Except for Byakuren because she has a motorcycle.

Quote from: Fastest Thing Alive on June 12, 2015, 09:17:31 AM

What if the SDM was a cottage?

Then spawning the Scarlet Mist would have taken quite some time with a small chimney.

Shadowlupus · « **Reply #188 on:** June 12, 2015, 11:30:06 AM »

What if Yuyuko was a vegetarian?

Uruwi · « **Reply #189 on:** June 12, 2015, 11:31:01 AM »

Quote from: Kageshirou on June 12, 2015, 11:30:06 AM

What if Yuyuko was a vegetarian?

IN Ghost team dialogue would have been much different.

What if Youmu was the glutton?

Shadowlupus · « **Reply #190 on:** June 12, 2015, 11:34:39 AM »

She would have eaten her ghost-half and became full-human/ghost.

What if Seija tried to solve a mathematical problem?

Uruwi · « **Reply #191 on:** June 12, 2015, 01:20:16 PM »

Quote from: Kageshirou on June 12, 2015, 11:34:39 AM

What if Seija tried to solve a mathematical problem?

Is it a 69 or a 96?

What if ZUN stayed on the PC-98?

TresserT · « **Reply #192 on:** June 12, 2015, 01:35:07 PM »

Quote from: Kageshirou on June 12, 2015, 11:34:39 AM

What if Seija tried to solve a mathematical problem?

She would realise she has a talent, grow out of her delinquent phase, and go on to become one of Gensokyo's finest professors of mathematics. Later on when she's married and has kids she'll look back on her days as a "rebel" with embarassment. She may relapse during the middle of her life as she remembers how much fun she had, but she'll eventually grow old and forget all about that period of her life. By the time of her death she will be surrounded by loving friends and supporters.

(Fluffy frikking ninja-ing me -_-)

Quote from: Fluffy8x on June 12, 2015, 01:20:16 PM

What if ZUN stayed on the PC-98?

Meiling wouldn't exist, having been replaced with Orange. She would have remained in China and gone on to develop her own series of projectile based fighting games.
Also, we'd still have Mima but we'd never get ZUNpets.

What if Yukari was Dio Brando all along?

Suspicious person · « **Reply #193 on:** June 12, 2015, 01:47:22 PM »

Quote from: TresserT on June 12, 2015, 01:35:07 PM

What if Yukari was Dio Brando all along?

"You thought it was Yukari... BUT IT WAS ME, DIO !"

What if Touhou featured mythology from Egypt ?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #194 on:** June 12, 2015, 02:09:50 PM »

Knowing how legends often get fudged up in Gensokyo, I wouldn't find it very suprising if Amaterasu's Touhou incarnation takes some inspiration from the ancient Egyptian Ra. I personally think that they will most likely be cameos as they're basically defunct as of the present day, they effectively are dead gods.

Osiris is going to have a lot of beef with Komachi and company for sure.

What if the Pied Piper was in 2hu?

Tomion · « **Reply #195 on:** June 14, 2015, 10:55:27 AM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on June 12, 2015, 02:09:50 PM

Knowing how legends often get fudged up in Gensokyo, I wouldn't find it very suprising if Amaterasu's Touhou incarnation takes some inspiration from the ancient Egyptian Ra. I personally think that they will most likely be cameos as they're basically defunct as of the present day, they effectively are dead gods.

Osiris is going to have a lot of beef with Komachi and company for sure.

What if the Pied Piper was in 2hu?

Ra...Chicken 2hu anyone?

and for your question - We'd have an accident where all the fairies would dissapear and be replaced by either an army of poltergeists or tsukumogamis, only to find out that it was all because of the war between the 3 fairies and Cirno that somehow provoked the said Piper and he was planning to drop them into the lake around the SDM, which could be a hint for the catfish extra stage boss which ate numerous fairies and became a fairyfish, the strongest fish of them all. and this isnt even his final form.

what if tarot 2hu?

Kulgia · « **Reply #196 on:** June 14, 2015, 03:11:42 PM »

What if any one of known character dies in future canon?

PK · « **Reply #197 on:** June 14, 2015, 03:52:02 PM »

Quote from: Tomion on June 14, 2015, 10:55:27 AM

what if tarot 2hu?

She would use cards as danmaku, her ability would be "vaguely predicting the future". Really vaguely.

Quote from: Kulgia on June 14, 2015, 03:11:42 PM

What if any one of known character dies in future canon?

Then it would be almost certainly one of the humans.

What if someone found a way for magic, gods, and youkai to not be bound to others' beliefs anymore, but to be completely free and exist forever?

Kulgia · « **Reply #198 on:** June 14, 2015, 04:22:18 PM »

Quote from: PK on June 14, 2015, 03:52:02 PM

What if someone found a way for magic, gods, and youkai to not be bound to others' beliefs anymore, but to be completely free and exist forever?

Then humans in Gensokyo will be cease to exist.

What if Kosuzu dies first before Akyuu does?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #199 on:** June 15, 2015, 05:28:30 AM »

Then fanart of her will depict her as being older than Akyu in physical terms.

What if Hitler became a Touhou character?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #200 on:** June 15, 2015, 08:30:21 AM »

Then we'll have an Incident that is reminiscent of WW2 or the Holocaust. You can guess how the Fuhrer will be introduced in the story...

What if the next Touhou game turns out to be a prequel to the entire series, taking place before even the PC-98 games?

Uruwi · « **Reply #201 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:07:16 AM »

Quote from: Lt Colonel Summers on June 15, 2015, 08:30:21 AM

What if the next Touhou game turns out to be a prequel to the entire series, taking place before even the PC-98 games?

TIME TRAVEL!

What if Lenin was a Touhou?

SerB18 · « **Reply #202 on:** June 15, 2015, 12:03:53 PM »

USGR= Union of Socialist Gensokyan Republics.

what if https://www.youtube.com/user/SkallagrimNilsson/featured was a 2hu?

Uruwi · « **Reply #203 on:** June 15, 2015, 12:21:29 PM »

Quote from: SerB18 on June 15, 2015, 12:03:53 PM

what if https://www.youtube.com/user/SkallagrimNilsson/featured was a 2hu?

Sword and axe danmaku.

What if JynX was the one to invent Touhou?

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #204 on:** June 15, 2015, 12:23:22 PM »

Quote from: Fluffy8x on June 15, 2015, 12:21:29 PM

What if JynX was the one to invent Touhou?

ZUN would make Len'en.

What if YOUR MOM was a 2hu.

Dorakyura · « **Reply #205 on:** June 15, 2015, 01:01:49 PM »

Quote from: Hope ♦ Metal on June 15, 2015, 12:23:22 PM

What if YOUR MOM was a 2hu.

The amount of Δv required for danmaku to reach escape velocity would be too high.

Touhou in Second World War

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #206 on:** June 15, 2015, 01:30:27 PM »

Gensokyo with its method of Danmaku warfare would be the least of concerns for both the Axis Powers and Allies.

What if Yakumo Rantsparodies?

Kulgia · « **Reply #207 on:** June 15, 2015, 02:47:26 PM »

Quote from: Hope ♦ Metal on June 15, 2015, 12:23:22 PM

What if YOUR MOM was a 2hu.

Then my mom would teach me Danmaku and Spell Card stuff. And I might ask these to my parents:
"MOM! YOU WENT TO DUEL AGAIN!?"
"Dad, how the hell you met mom."
"Mom, you and dad are crazy."
"O MAI GAWD MOM STAHP DRINKING LETS GO HOME ALREDY"

What IF MOM IZ YUKARI??? :colbert:

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #208 on:** June 15, 2015, 04:44:01 PM »

Quote from: Lt Colonel Summers on June 15, 2015, 01:30:27 PM

What if Yakumo Rantsparodies?

It would be Ran waking Yukari up about something stupid and Yukari then goes on a rant, slowly veering off into unrelated stuff until she falls asleep again.

Quote from: Kulgia on June 15, 2015, 02:47:26 PM

What IF MOM IZ YUKARI??? :colbert:

"Mom, wake up, I'm hungry. MOOOOOOOM! I'M HUNGRY!"
"mom pls"

And then you have to learn to take care of yourself far earlier than you should.

What if Reimu was the demons?

Shadow1176 · « **Reply #209 on:** June 15, 2015, 08:33:42 PM »

Huh, weird. My computer didn't update today's messages, so this one is for the Hitler What If.

The Yin Yang tank would come back, only this time as a Panzer. Hitler would ride atop, and he would be the Stage 6 boss in a massive Incident in that spans all of Gensokyo. Heinrich Himmler would be the Extra Stage Boss.

Also, lots of lasers. And a swastika danmaku pattern.

What if Reimu was the demons?

I assume you mean youkai, and not demons like Shinki. Anyway, it would be a story about how a youkai herself was a youkai exterminator. Not much more that's different, since Reimu herself has been described as a youkai, I think.

Edit: Thanks Lincoln. What if Danmaku became a sport in real life?