Author Topic: What If... v 5.0 (Read 189678 times)

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #120 on:** May 21, 2015, 02:17:26 PM »

It would become a tourist attraction as so many Touhou fans would want to make their pilgrimage there to see their favourite characters in the flesh. Meanwhile, Reimu has to establish new rules in order to prevent the resident youkai from attacking the tourists and vice versa.

What if Benedict Arnold was a 2hu?

Wolfolotl · « **Reply #121 on:** May 23, 2015, 04:22:46 AM »

Touhou 17.76: Strategic Betrayal of Unified Schism

what if it was discovered that Soga no Tojiko is the most powerful youkai in Gensokyo but is just too well-mannered deep down to go lord it over people?

Suspicious person · « **Reply #122 on:** May 23, 2015, 09:34:39 AM »

Quote from: Wolfolotl on May 23, 2015, 04:22:46 AM

what if it was discovered that Soga no Tojiko is the most powerful youkai in Gensokyo but is just too well-mannered deep down to go lord it over people?

She'll join the "Didn't fight at my full power" club, presided by Alice.

What if Touhou live action ?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #123 on:** May 23, 2015, 08:22:47 PM »

Quote from: Suspicious person on May 23, 2015, 09:34:39 AM

What if Touhou live action ?

It will be a full live action motion picture adaptation of EoSD directed by Micheal Bay, and it will end up being a complete bomb, and the resulting rage from the fandom will be tremendous.

What if Great Fairy Wars: The Musical?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #124 on:** May 24, 2015, 02:09:25 AM »

Springtime for the Cirno and the player~
Winter for Sunny and co.~

(Springtime for Hitler reference)

What if Soga no Tojiko was actually the ghost of Nikola Tesla?

snowflake247 · « **Reply #125 on:** May 24, 2015, 04:00:16 AM »

Then Futo would be Thomas Edison.

What if Youkai Mountain erupted?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #126 on:** May 24, 2015, 04:03:09 AM »

Utsuho will be the first to blame.

What if Yukari is in the Fuhrer-Bunker in the Hitler Rants Parodies, working together with Fegelein to pull some antics?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #127 on:** May 25, 2015, 06:26:23 AM »

G?nsche: Gruppenf?hrer Fegelein is nowhere to be found. Yukari Yakumo has taken him with her.

Hitler: What do you mean taken with her? Touhous don't exist!

I want to speak with Fegelein! At once!

If Touhous really do exist and he has been abducted by the ugly gap monstrosity, then he most certainly has formulated a plan to use her in his dastardly antics. So, we're screwed!

Bring me that damned Fegelein!

Fegelein!

Fegelein!

What if Beethoven was a 2hu?

Shadowlupus · « **Reply #128 on:** May 25, 2015, 06:45:45 AM »

He would be a musical vampire with a theme of "Septette for the Dead Musician."

What if Doremy Sweet is actually Doraemon's real sister?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #129 on:** May 25, 2015, 06:48:31 AM »

Then Doraemon would be a robotic tapir instead of a robotic cat.

What if ZUN occasionally views deviantART, danbooru, this site and fanmade games such as Marine Benefit to look at various Touhou OCs to get ideas for his new characters?

Sssgth · « **Reply #130 on:** May 25, 2015, 02:43:06 PM »

They'll all get the special treatment.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/11f48b55d22874e2e264812923d8d376/tumblr_mocmstycRj1r2k180o1_500.jpg

What if Fantasy Seal Life?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #131 on:** May 30, 2015, 12:22:19 AM »

Bosses will regain health instead of getting damaged when you use it on them.

What if ZUN lurks these forums?

Ps · « **Reply #132 on:** May 30, 2015, 12:40:25 AM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on May 30, 2015, 12:22:19 AM

What if ZUN lurks these forums?

Then he either knows English better than we thought, or he's using Google Translate; in which case ---> それから彼は私たちが思ったよりも英語より良く知っているか、彼はGoogle Translateを使用しています。その場合、

Apparently, before Mountain of Faith, there was some uncertainty over whether or not Reimu's magic charms would work against a goddess. What if when she reached Sanae (the living goddess) and attacked, nothing had happened? How would she deal with Kanako?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #133 on:** May 31, 2015, 04:04:45 AM »

Then Kanako's dastardly plot to leech all the faith from Gensokyo would ultimately succeed and crush the Hakurei Shrine out, destroying any chance of establishing friendly relations with it.

What if I was actually ZUN?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #134 on:** May 31, 2015, 08:48:14 AM »

OMG it's the Chief Priest! *Gives a cargo ship full of beer*

What if ZUN is known famously for Seihou instead of Touhou?

Suspicious person · « **Reply #135 on:** May 31, 2015, 07:56:46 PM »

Quote from: Lt Colonel Summers on May 31, 2015, 08:48:14 AM

OMG it's the Chief Priest! *Gives a cargo ship full of beer*

What if ZUN is known famously for Seihou instead of Touhou?

Symposium of Post Scientifism. The newly representatives of various factions are reunited, to discuss about how Saboten energy should be exploited, and makes various theories about it. Also, a doctor who might’ve been added as a new character would totally create a drug that’ll allow you to experience the probable future for Seihou 15

What if Touhou fighting games were like this ?

Tomion · « **Reply #136 on:** June 01, 2015, 10:09:25 AM »

Then all shooters would be inspired by cho-aniki.

What if koishi is the villian behind every single incident and everyone just never knew cuz it's koishi.

PK · « **Reply #137 on:** June 01, 2015, 10:20:15 AM »

Quote from: Tomion on June 01, 2015, 10:09:25 AM

Then all shooters would be inspired by cho-aniki.

What if koishi is the villian behind every single incident and everyone just never knew cuz it's koishi.

Nothing would change. If noone knows it, it doesn't matter.

What if Master Spark was actually Master Bark?

Tomion · « **Reply #138 on:** June 01, 2015, 10:34:36 AM »

Quote from: PK on June 01, 2015, 10:20:15 AM

Nothing would change. If noone knows it, it doesn't matter.

What if Master Spark was actually Master Bark?

Marisa would be the first dog-youkai named Inurisa and she'd shoot colorful lazer dogs.

what if Seija would reverse herself to be a good ~~guy~~ girl by some accident (or on purpose).

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #139 on:** June 01, 2015, 11:51:10 AM »

She would hate all the praise she would be getting and revert back into a "bad" character after a short time.

What if Seija met Isaac Newton?

Shadowlupus · « **Reply #140 on:** June 02, 2015, 09:31:14 AM »

Newton would then create "Newton's 3 Reverse Gravitational Law" because he would not see an apple falling down from a tree but flying upward instead.

What if Seija ran a comedy talk show?

Shadow1176 · « **Reply #141 on:** June 02, 2015, 12:00:29 PM »

Quote from: Kageshirou on June 02, 2015, 09:31:14 AM

What if Seija ran a comedy talk show?

Tears, chaos, rage, and trolls. All staples of Gensokyo Night Live. Or something. I may need to make a story on this. XD

What if Touhou X High school crossover?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #142 on:** June 03, 2015, 12:20:22 AM »

Nearly everybody would be dressed like Murasa, except Keine who is a history teacher. She gives homework to eat it afterward.

Yukari would be the headmistress. Chen and Ran would be her co-headmistresses.

And Reimu would be the school bully.

What if bigyihsuan was a 2hu?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #143 on:** June 03, 2015, 12:49:22 AM »

We have a 2hu surfing the MOTK forums? PARADOX!

What if the next Touhou game features Gensokyo, personified ala the Nations in Hetalia, as the final boss?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #144 on:** June 03, 2015, 01:17:36 AM »

The incident will probably be something to do with Gensokyo being turned into a humanoid and the heroines have to revert her back into a plot of land again.

What if Gensokyo was located in the Dragon Triangle? It's basically the Bermuda Triangle, except near Japan. I've had this headcanon for quite a while already, before I checked the wiki and found out that it was actually part of mainland Japan.

Ps · « **Reply #145 on:** June 03, 2015, 03:28:17 AM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on June 03, 2015, 01:17:36 AM

What if Gensokyo was located in the Dragon Triangle? It's basically the Bermuda Triangle, except near Japan. I've had this headcanon for quite a while already, before I checked the wiki and found out that it was actually part of mainland Japan.

A Certain conspiracy radio show would have a guest on talking about a mystical ghost land located off the coast of Japan and take several phone calls before realizing it was just a prank. ...Or is it?

What if Reimu ate the Akis the way that Okuu ate Yatagarasu?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #146 on:** June 03, 2015, 03:34:35 AM »

Reimu would start to give off the scent of freshly baked sweet potatoes.

What if this here below in Touhou?

the old guy · « **Reply #147 on:** June 03, 2015, 08:56:30 PM »

It's damnaku would be some of the best looking in a touhou game.

What If Mamizou was your grandma?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #148 on:** June 04, 2015, 12:15:54 AM »

"My grandma is a Tanuki? WHAT?!"

That'll make me a Tanuki as well... *Seppuku*

What if the aforementioned Personified Gensokyo became a recurring character in the series?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #149 on:** June 04, 2015, 12:42:22 AM »

Let's hope she is not physically a part of Gensokyo's landmass and is a separate entiety on her own. Otherwise, things would get...inconvenient.

What if Mozart was a 2hu?