I'll cut a long story short: I was drunk, then I was hungover, then I went to Kobe and got drunk again. Now I'm still drunk BUT I have the computer, not an iPhone, so I should at least be legible albeit still not making sense.
Two more sleeps, two more sleeps, two more sleeps.
I actually thought I voted for Serela for her birthday but apparently I did it in the other thread so it didn't count. That was my RVS vote. I feel like if I vote for Serela now it'll just be OMGUS because I am drunk and irrationaly angry about things so I'll sleep on it. and try again tomorrow.
BUT!
I've seen nothing from Dan except his vote for Rai with no reason attached.
##vote ActionDan
For being lurker scum. At least I had the decency to write a solid wall of banana porn before I went afk for a day; you just voted and powerlurked. I want to see some actual content from Dan so we don't run into that situation of the day-before-LYLO with an afk-Dan who we need to discount/vig.
Also I don't get this business with a circle, I assume somebody is crumbing something somewhere or maybe it has to do with the bananas again. I was going to write a whole section where you gently tussle the banana between your lips, running it's engorged pithy skin over your tongue etc etc but people started talking to me in RL and I couldn't keep my shit together any more. I just, you can't just eat a banana in one go. You should slowly savor it. Take it in small bites. If you just jam it in there all at once, you miss out on all the subtle nuances of the flavor and texture. It's like having your steak well done. You just don't do that with good meat.
Cut by Rai and a vote.
OK well the way I see it is that people should always be trying to improve their vote. Serela's reason for voting me for non-voting is kind of legit except that my posts clearly show no ability to string two thoughts together whatsoever. I have to think that powerlurking non-contributors (Dan) are more scummy than drunk players who sometimes get lost in Kobe station (me). So I do want to see what Serela does now but I am more interested in seeing what Dan does.
Two more sleeps, two more sleeps.
So the game is on properly now and I am trying hard not to drunk wall post from sad things because I don't want to clutter up the thread more than I already have.