Eastern Blue God Omen- Finale: Gensokyo's GuardiansWhat kind of groan is that?
Yeah, we did it! It's over!
Simple.
You don't exactly know who we are.
Yeah!
Okay...
Role: Blasting you in the face with Fujiyama Volcano.
I missed Satori's, but still. Role: Using Reflect Wall and keeping Alice alive in the last phase.
Role: Murdering you with Paschal's Moon Reflecting Satellite Slash.
Role: Using the 3 bomb commander spell in the first party if Reimu's barriers were on cooldown still.
Role: Keeping the Land on neutral and blasting you with magic otherwise.
Role: Making sure we dodged EVERYTHING in the first phase.
Role: Full Moon Revenging your face.
Role: Making sure the entire party didn't die.
Role: Making sure Youmu could carry out her duty in the final phase.
Role: Buffing and healing in the first phase so that we could do it with the limited resources we had.
Role: Using Hakkero as the commander of the second party to make Youmu do insane damage.
Role: Making sure that your Spell Cards meant nothing in the first phase.
We are the strongest in Gensokyo! Don't deny it!
What?
What's so funny?! We're being completely serious here!
Yeah!
Okay then, we did it!
What do you mean?
No, really? You messed things up seriously here.
Yeah, what was the point?
What about that?
Finally, it's over!
Yeah, it's weird alright. Same thing with the Three Demonic Pillars. They get beaten and then finally they loosen up. Strange, but whatever, I guess.
So, then why cause the incident?
Okay, so they had a goal. Please don't tell me it was to relieve boredom, or I would seriously have to throw you off into the abyss of the Gorgon Barrier. It looks like a LONG fall.
Damn it!
But wait, who are you?
Yukari!?
But...
Oh right, Bio didn't mean Yukari yet.
That would be WEIRD, wouldn't it?
Okay then. But...
Clever! But then you just sat on the sidelines and did absolutely nothing, didn't you?
Yeah, what the hell, Yukari?
Fuck. You. Yukari. Do you have ANY idea of what I just went through? ANY IDEA!?
Of course. You could have whooped her ass to Hell and back, but NOOOOOOOOO...
Welcome to Gensokyo, leave your common sense at the door!
It's good for someone like me who has no common sense whatsoever.
Please say it wasn't...
Huh? What was it?
Yes?
Don't you fade to black on me!
Hey, the youkai are alright!
Finally, she's back home. It's been tiring, hasn't it?
Yeah, everything's back to normal!
Yup. No problems anymore.
You don't have to.
I hate the fact that some people cast Byakuren as some sort of supporter of only the strong, when really she genuinely cares about youkai and humans alike. I want to find those people who cast her in a bad light and knock them upside the head.
Yeah, it was a real team effort. Your part was extremely important, though, so don't sell yourself short.
That would be a good idea.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's been a LONG day.
Hot springs in Mother 3 always restore you to full HP!
Are you still asleep?
Huh?
You were dreaming she was beating you or something, huh?
Uh-oh...
Komachi, I wouldn't...
Oh boy...
*face palm*
I think you pissed her off.
You REALLY pissed her off.
Well, there's the ultra-sadist part!
Hey there Kourin, how's it going?
You sure?
That and no one really comes to Kourindou anyways. Thanks for the help, though!
Hey guys, how's it going?
Why would Mokou come here? Is she trying to start a fight or something?
Yeah, shouldn't you be inside?
Well, Mokou did just spend a day resolving an incident. I guess a warm welcome is nice.
Come on, Mokou, don't be shy. It's okay.
Yeah, we didn't hear about their goal.
Well, that's good.
I don't like "mischief." That's always bad.
Yup, no Lunarians!
What?
Huh? Why is Kaguya waving her arms like that?
So Lunarians were never a part of it, huh? Then why did Kaguya ask us to go out to see? Kaguya...
Uh-oh...
I think Eirin knows what's going to happen now...
Oh boy...
Kaguya...
I think you pissed her off. Again.
Fujiyama Volcano her face off until it burns, Mokou!
You might want to start running yourself, Mokou!
Yeah...
Hopefully they won't burn down the forest. Again.
Hey there Yuuka and Medicine, how's it going? Also, why is Medicine wrapped up?
Well, that's good, right?
Honestly, you're weird, Medicine.
Hey, what are you, a masochist?
How would Yuuka know?
I suppose that's true. But wait a minute, how do you know that?
And you didn't tell us? Come on, Yuuka...
Of course, Yuuka's dodging it.
Yeah, you might want to worry about that...
Of course.
Yuuka sure would love hanging out with Anastasis, then.
Don't worry, she'll let you out. Maybe.
Hey, Yuyuko. You look awful.
Hurray!
She probably did.
Oh, that.
Really? There are others who can serve you though...
Oh. I guess that's a compliment, then.
You perked up suddenly.
Yes! She did a fantastic job, Yuyuko! You should have seen her, you would have been so proud!
Of course.
Did you really sit here without eating all day?
Youmu goes off to prepare something.
That she did.
So you sent her off in order to have her learn, huh? Sure, why not?
You're still here, Cirno?
Youkai Mountain?
I guess.
A while ago. You got in my way so I beat you up.
Yeah, tough break.
>.<
I wouldn't do that if I were you...
Nice going there, Cirno.
Which way?
Satori's back!
Yeah, that was a long day, huh?
It sure was. Someone give Satori a drink, because she needs it badly.
Hmm?
Hey Orin and Okuu! How's it going?
Well...
Yeah...
Wow, that's just terrible. I'm sorry, Satori. I didn't want to drag you into this. I really didn't.
Reimu was very harsh the whole time, wasn't she?
Then Orin says the flat part was right on.
Come on, really, Orin?
Hmm?
I guess that's true.
When you think about it, that would be an amazing experience for her. As an underground youkai, she doesn't get to see the surface, and the most she knows about it probably comes from Koishi whenever she stops by. IF she stops by, that is...
So yeah, that must have been exciting.
Really? I think she's tired, though...
She did mention she would, though.
Maybe after the part where we beat you up. I don't think they want to hear that...
Of course, Tenshi's here.
Iku, are you okay?
I would assume not. Sorry, Iku.
I figured you'd know her on a better level than that.
I'd figure it was evening, but sure.
Is that allowed?
I guess so.
Well, you see...
Yeah. Again, I didn't want to do it, but Reimu HAD to be a bitch...
NO.
Yeah, that sucked massively for you.
Yeah, Tenshi! Own up to your mistakes!
That would hurt, huh?
You're still bored? Really?
*sigh*
Oh come on now!
No, she doesn't.
Well, that would be more productive. And helpful to us. And yet you still try to beat us up in Devil of Decline, and you weren't even too useful of a shikigami... such a shame.
Alice is coming home too!
Yup.
Again with "pranks"! I swear, if it really was that I'll thrash them again!
Not really. Mikoto's not really a god, per say, and Kanako and Suwako aren't really aquatic gods.
Huh?
Oh...
Come on, now!
Well, you did use them to block attacks. I don't think they took too kindly to that.
You sound like Marisa.
I guess so. Back to research!
It's "Heaven's Falls," not "Heaven's Soak."
Yeah, it was pretty much that.
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure it was more than just one danmaku duel.
Sorry, Nitori. The Lunarians have it above you by a mile.
Aya mentions that she should write an article on the Gorgons. Oh boy...
Yeah, that's bad.
Aya, you know what she's talking about...
Aya mentions it was just a joke, though. Okay then.
Give them good publicity, you mean? Whenever you write stuff, someone's reputation gets ruined. Reimu's shrine is being called a youkai shrine again because of you!
That was in the most recent Wild and Horned Hermit, by the way. Man, it must suck to be Reimu.
What was it?
I guess so.
Hmm?
Sorry, there.
I don't want to know.
You're one to talk, Nitori. You've pissed off people yourself...
Hopefully Aya won't flip the table. AGAIN.
I guess. Sure, why not?
I guess not.
Hey, Akyu. You've been helpful again. Thank you for the recipes!
Hey there Keine, how's it going?
Yup, everything's back to normal.
Yeah, it sure was something.
Oh, so what happened?
It seems everyone is saying they were playing a joke, which makes me angry. You know I hate when people do terrible things for laughs!
Yeah. You can meet them if you want.
Sure.
Those Chronicles must be growing large, huh?
Yep. And you'll keep getting reincarnated to carry out your duty. It seems kind of scary knowing you'll be constantly reincarnated to do one duty, but if you get to keep your memories I guess it's alright.
Hey Remy, are you okay?
Soon.
They're back!
Yup.
A very harsh lesson.
Although you did nothing.
It's okay, Patchouli. You'll be fine once you're among your books again.
I'd say "by all means, go ahead," but we still don't know if they deserve further punishment or not. If their intentions are pure, we overlook. Else, we punish. That's the Hakurei (and Validon) way!
Yeah, they didn't know. So it's okay.
Tea is good, I guess.
She just walks out, though. I thought she could stop time to get the stuff.
Flandre? Koakuma?
Or Meiling. Why'd you lock her out?
Don't worry, Meiling. You get more screentime in the next game.
Back here, huh?
Hey Superbitch Yakumo, how's it going?
You okay, Chen?
Yukari!
Seriously? Ran is an Extra Stage boss. I'm sure she could have handled it if it wasn't for the fact that petrification powers are cheating according to the Spell Card rules.
They sure were.
You might not know, but Yukari does.
They could have been.
I guess that means they're okay to stay.
Enshrined? You mean they built a shrine? Good luck getting faith, though.
Huh?
I thought that was your design plan.
"That?"
Oh...
Why punish Chen? It wasn't her fault!
Uh...
She's pissed, Ran.
I wonder what's going to happen to them...
Well, YOU were the one to cast yourself as bait in that situation. Honestly, it was your own fault...
Also, I wonder if the carver was the same one who made the Keine statue in Devil of Decline. It probably was, considering the level of detail.
I still hate you, Kanako. That's never going to change.
Didn't you say that a while ago?
She's your descendant, Suwako. I think you should talk about her with a little more respect.
Hey Sanae! How's it going?
It was a long day. It could have been shorter, but NOOOOO...
Yeah, we went everywhere, today. It sure was crazy.
That's a weird way to talk about tea...
I wouldn't say chaotic. That's the next game.
It must have sucked...
That was terrible...
Yeah, she did.
Ah, comedy.
She's a god, what do you think?
So wait...
Apparently she wasn't doing a great job of hiding it. Oh well, otaku will be otaku.
Yep.
Come here, guys. I have something to give to you: MY FISTS!
Yeah, I'm not too pleased either, Sanae.
Well, generally it's Kanako who comes up with these ideas...
She was hysterical. She was so funny, a turtle spun away crying out! Whether it was in joy or in pain I don't know.
That was the reason why you didn't tell us? Well, that's good and all, but seriously, there were 11 others who were trying to do this.
Oh, hey Lithos! And Akame and... I forget your name. Damn it!
Wow, that sucks.
Siblings can be annoying. Trust me.
But Lithos should be able to do some greetings as well...
She's not five, honestly...
She's probably way older than you, Akame, so I would be quiet on this one.
Oh, hey Chihiro (did I spell that right?)! You kept popping up a lot in the final battle. Those resets angered me so much...
Strange color? Oh wait...
You haven't had green tea yet, I suppose. Did they even have tea in Greece?
Glad you like it, then! If you didn't like it, then it would be kind of hard to have tea here in Gensokyo, huh?
Well, they do want to see more of Gensokyo. Though I suppose they saw plenty of it while they were tailing us.
Hey there, how's it going?
Oh.
They always like getting in trouble, don't they?
I guess it went well besides that, I suppose.
That must be Bio!
Bio came in kind of weirdly. Are you okay?
Oh. That makes sense.
It's certainly a great place to get smashed...
You are completely stoned off your ass, aren't you? Oh wait, stoned is a drug term... well, alcohol is a drug, so it counts, damn it!
I haven't tried it, so I wouldn't know. Then again, I'm not 21, so yeah.
*sigh*
Yeah, a bar.
It is. It's a wonderful place, if you can look past some of the youkai being terrible...
Yup, not everyone in Gensokyo is terrible. There are some great people here, like Ana's saying. If you can be friendly, they'll be friendly back. It isn't entirely full of assholes, as some people think.
Yeah. They're strong, and as long as you don't get on their bad side, they'll be friendly.
Well, Yukari seems to be fine with it. I guess you guys are welcome, then!