CPSS4: Live Free or Secret Hard! (OPEN THEM NOW!)

[HakureiSM]

Plushies aren't like figures in terms of how derpy they look when counterfeited.

Nietz got it in Toranoana lol

that said remind me to ship leaves to you when i finally find the right box to do so

I- okay? :V

[Quad City QBs]

Just got back in town and I nearly trip over this damned thing coming in.



"Oh right, I was supposed to open this," I think to myself. Whatever, no big deal--another bauble for th'ol' shelf. You see, in my family, we're not super big on holidays or really anything having to do with emotions; none of us have exchanged presents for at least 5 or 6 years. Therefore, I've been sort of inured to the joy of Christmas, the spirit of giving, that sort of thing. It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that as long as the package doesn't contain live fire ants, at this moment I'm treating it as just another thing to check off the return list, between 'turn heat back on' and 'check out bound anime tits on Danbooru.' Anyway, here goes--



Double packed? Tricky! (Text -- To: Maullarface / From: ?\_(シ)_/?



holy mother of god



Jesus Christ this is amazing, like my heart just literally grew three sizes today which will inevitably result in cardiac complications down the road but I don't even care how did you even



The waifu approves as well. Whoever you are, you've taught me the true meaning of Christmas. Now I shall go buy bulk quantities of eggnog on post-holiday sale and pour it over sad street urchins' heads. That is how it works, right?

[DX7.EP]

Oh good god that is a glorious gift. :getdown:

[The ⑨th Zentillion]

A glorious haul, Maullar.

So, this just leaves YJ and Drake's presents unposted now, yes?

[pasu]

that said remind me to ship leaves to you when i finally find the right box to do so

I- okay? :V

seconded, i'll make a leaf and mamizou tail out of felt which hopefully can be attached to the reimu

slam jam

oh my god

[Drake]

Asshat delivery guy left a failure-to-deliver notice on my door without ringing the doorbell or even knocking on the door, from what I can tell. I should be able to pick it up tomorrow.

[Rin Kagamine]

A glorious haul, Maullar.

So, this just leaves YJ and Drake's presents unposted now, yes?

Yeah, and according to tracking YJ's gift got delivered yesterday.

[Tengukami]

Once everyone's posted their swag, will we then get the Secret Santa Big Reveal?

[Rin Kagamine]

Once everyone's posted their swag, will we then get the Secret Santa Big Reveal?

probably, but i'll be away from my computer all weekend so it might come on monday

[HakureiSM]

Once everyone's posted their swag, will we then get the Secret Santa Big Reveal?

It'd be fun if we had time for some rounds of investigative guessing

[Rin Kagamine]

It'd be fun if we had time for some rounds of investigative guessing

no one's stopping you

[HakureiSM]

I know, and I had a chart but I lost it, then I got busy

[Rin Kagamine]

I know, and I had a chart but I lost it, then I got busy

I have a chart :smug:

[HakureiSM]

Ofc you do, cheater

[Reddyne]

I have a chart :smug:

Found it.

:getdown:

[Rin Kagamine]

This year gifting consisted of two closed circles, last year it was three.  For the second year in a row triangles was in the smaller circle while MJP was in the largest.  With only 5 people in the small circle, we were close to having just one circle of gifting, which would have owned.

[pineyappled]

Probably horribly incomplete/wrong, but

[HakureiSM]

Oh shit, time to edit in what I know if my head doesn't explode

[Hello Purvis]

HInts from Purvis:

-The person I sent to is geographically close to me.
-The person I recieved from was subject of my only drunbkpost.

[Drake]

So, a trip to the post office later...



...I have this dandy box! Cat is interested!



Written on the customs declaration is "Book (No battery)". This is very foreign and intriguing, the concept of books without batteries.

Well, we open it up and find...



!!!!!!!!



!!!!!!!!

Perfect Memento in Strict Sense!

The bizarre and almost mafia-like complex strategy of putting exactly the things you want on your wish list actually works!

With the limited amount of information given, I choose... JQ! Thank you very much!

[Mr_Bob]

Kinoko sent to: Mr. Bob

!!!!
Dang, my guess was wrong, though you did make the first round of elimination. You are wise in the ways of package-fu.

[Jq1790]

So, a trip to the post office later...



...I have this dandy box! Cat is interested!



Written on the customs declaration is "Book (No battery)". This is very foreign and intriguing, the concept of books without batteries.

Well, we open it up and find...



!!!!!!!!



!!!!!!!!

Perfect Memento in Strict Sense!

The bizarre and almost mafia-like complex strategy of putting exactly the things you want on your wish list actually works!

With the limited amount of information given, I choose... JQ! Thank you very much!

I wish.  Can't take credit for that one though, so guess again~!

[pineyappled]

.

I left that blank for a reason. :I

[Rin Kagamine]

Why do you have a "from" section all you need is a "to" section gah!

[HakureiSM]

I left that blank for a reason. :I

I know :smug:

[[Y]oukai [J]esus]

Pictures tomorrow
I apparently have another package to open but it isn't here yet.
off to school

[Quad City QBs]

that's the worst haiku i've ever read

[pasu]

that's the worst haiku i've ever read

[Tengukami]

Pictures tomorrow

I do believe you're the last person standing in the way of the Big Reveal.

Get on those pics!

[Vento]

that's the worst haiku i've ever read

i remember his ipood bust into tiny tiny little shards (screenwise) tho HEH

oh wait he has another phone nevermind 8(