Zun Lite presents: Real Touhou of Genius.
REAL TOUHOU OF GEENIUUUUUS
Today we salute you, Mr. Clerk at Zun's Liquor Store.
MR. CLERK AT ZUN'S LIQUOR STORE
Somehow, some way, your store started getting deliveries of Everclear - and then sold out every case the moment word got out.
I'VE GOT A FREQUENT BUYER CARD
Tequila? Soju? Pitu? It doesn't matter. At this point, why even bother stocking the shelves? Just leave them in boxes at the loading dock and set up a tab.
I CAN QUIT ANY TIME I WAAAANT
We'd ask you to crack open an ice cold Zun Lite, Courier of Cirrhosis, but unfortunately, you sold out five minutes after you opened up this morning.
MR. CLERK AT ZUN'S LIQUOR STOOOOOOORE