>"Name's Elly, I quit the shinigami biz and became a Gatekeeper instead. I read this book on all of the past Incidents while I came to Gensokyo on vacation, and Boss did say I could do whatever I wanted to, so I thought I'd see about getting some folks together to see what all the fun is in causing a little incident. Problem is, best I can come up with right now off the top of my head is stealing all of Gensokyo's apples, which is pretty lame really. The book said you were pretty good about ideas for Incidents though, and that you were often bored with the tedium of life up here, so I figured I'd find you for two things. Help take care of your boredom for a bit, and see about new ideas for causing a little incident. I've already got a sort of plan involving getting some folks together that have already caused an Incident in the past. The way I see it, when Reimu goes out to bust some heads, she won't expect a whole bunch of seemingly unrelated people being behind the whole thing, Could you imagine the look on her face when she finds out that almost everyone's in on it?"
>Sigh. "Definitely not getting Kanako involved though, she sounds like she'll try to hijack it for her own ends."