> Patchouli: FASHION MONTAGE.[
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You try putting on some poppy dance music to try to get yourself into the mood for FASHION. It doesn't help. You can't even work up the will to bounce on your heels, otherwise we could've made a video out of this.
This basic black miniskirt is simple in appearance, meant to draw attention to the wearer's ASSETS instead of the outfit itself. In your case, it makes it so that there is NOTHING TO LOOK AT, AT ALL.
This dress, on the other hand, is quite frilly and disorienting to look at it, drawing attention away from your UNDERWHELMING PHYSIQUE. However, it LOOKS RIDICULOUS.
Here's a BUSINESS CASUAL combination, not unlike what your familiar wears. It's modest and looks fairly sharp, but it also makes you look UNIMPORTANT, which Remi might not like.
An actual attempt at fashion. This dress is decorated with crystals, modeled after your PHILOSOPHER'S STONE. It would go very well with Flandre, but she isn't coming along.
The author notes that he has made a ONE-TIME EXCEPTION to his color scheme rules in order to show the colors of the crystals.
Since it's Saturday, maybe you could try out some EARTH-THEMED outfits. Here's a desert dress you think is pretty comfortable. It kind of makes you look like a DIRTY HIPPIE, though.
Following that same line of thought, this simple tree branch patterned dress isn't too bad. Although, it's kind of a bright shade of green, which doesn't suit your disposition much.
Oh man. You don't know what you were thinking, trying to ape Stephen's look. Unfortunately, your WIMPY SHOULDERS just don't work with the cowl.
This is the ZERO EFFORT option. But for some reason, plain black t-shirts with jeans are currently considered stylish in the outside world right now?? Good enough excuse for you.
Here's your incredibly stupid GOTHLOLI dress, which Remi got for you. She eats this stuff up and thinks you look perfect in it. The upshot is that you can claim you're wearing it IRONICALLY, since no sane person would choose to dress themselves in this.
This is a more modest, respectable wizard outfit. But you're going to a party, not off to slay dragons.
Oh, you had forgotten about this. This is a heavier version of your usual outfit that you like to wear when you go travelling. It's a little different, you guess?
Or you could just say FUCK IT and wear your pajamas like you always do.
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