Author Topic: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!  (Read 285719 times)

capt. h

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #570 on: June 12, 2012, 07:51:35 PM »
Um... is it really Elis? Even with another person explicitly pointing out the connection, it's not all that clear to me.

The hint is exactly which Touhou would have known what a puma is.

And who the heck would that be?

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #571 on: June 12, 2012, 07:59:45 PM »
And who the heck would that be?

Kilgamayan.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #572 on: June 12, 2012, 09:45:36 PM »
Ah, but the lack of canonicity of PurpleQuest does nothing to validate the out-of-game GM assertion that the answer is obvious if you 'know your Touhous'. As HRtP is not a Touhou game, its characters are not Touhous, thereby rendering knowledge of Touhous useless for determining this mysterious individual.

Given that I've dropped references to shitty OCs from a dead fangame and snuck Marvel superheroes in the backgrounds of my pictures, I think considering HRtP as canon is on the tame end of the spectrum.

And yeah it's Elis. In STUFFCANON she's Koakuma's sister. Although technically everyone in Makai would be her sister since they're all made by Shinki?? I better halfass some kind of explanation for that.

capt. h

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #573 on: June 12, 2012, 09:57:02 PM »

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #574 on: June 12, 2012, 10:01:34 PM »
Don't take that post too seriously. <_<

This one, on the other hand...

> Why is empathy a factor in deciding not to give a damn about our underling? The situation has nothing to do with caring or kindness or ~*~feelings~*~, it's about getting shit done. We treat her a certain way, she is incredibly unhelpful. We treat her a different way, she may very well be a lot more helpful than she is now. Why are we actively hindering the maintenance of our library? What logical benefit, what tactical advantage, what power gain is there in treating our underling like dirt, that we would lose if we stopped?
> Or do we have heaps of empirical evidence that improved treatment did not see a boost in efficiency? Because if that's the case, then yeah, she can sod off.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #575 on: June 13, 2012, 07:31:40 AM »

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #576 on: June 13, 2012, 09:47:33 AM »
As HRtP is not a Touhou game
Is this some in-joke I don't get :ohdear:
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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #577 on: June 13, 2012, 09:58:05 AM »
Not really. Just one of those things that people refuse to accept because they don't like it.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #578 on: June 13, 2012, 07:42:28 PM »
^ Trufax. I wish people would stop carrying on about how HRtP is a Touhou game, because they're starting to get super-irritating.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #579 on: June 13, 2012, 08:08:04 PM »
^ Trufax. I wish people would stop carrying on about how HRtP is a Touhou game, because they're starting to get super-irritating.

I count it because Reimu and Mima and the fact otherwise SoEW is Thouhou Project 2 for no apparent reason.


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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #580 on: June 13, 2012, 08:15:51 PM »
No one likes the originals.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #581 on: June 13, 2012, 08:17:17 PM »
I think we should get back on topic. <_<

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #582 on: June 13, 2012, 08:35:36 PM »
> Consider recording your debut album and starting a career as a professional rapper

capt. h

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #583 on: June 13, 2012, 10:01:40 PM »
> Identify spell to increase alcohol tolerance.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #584 on: June 14, 2012, 11:47:18 AM »
Wha-- uhh--

screw me for confining my search to the EoSD cast and affiliations thereof ugh

> Make a rapping spellcard, and make it so that you don't run out of breath in the middle.


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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #585 on: June 14, 2012, 05:36:02 PM »
> Suddenly, distractions

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #586 on: June 15, 2012, 12:58:32 AM »
Can't believe this didn't occur to me until just now.

Yomama Kurodani's fat beatz
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

Edible

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #587 on: June 15, 2012, 01:13:36 AM »
Can't believe this didn't occur to me until just now.

Yomama Kurodani's fat beatz

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #588 on: June 15, 2012, 05:06:37 AM »

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #590 on: June 16, 2012, 02:15:26 PM »


teets mi hao 2 2hu teets mi teets mi hao 2 2hu

Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #591 on: June 18, 2012, 03:54:09 PM »
I think shes Cute!
Our own little (big) Nargle-chan!
I have...a terrible need...shall I say the word?...of religion. Then I go out at night and paint the stars.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #592 on: June 19, 2012, 02:30:43 AM »
> Patchouli: Notice Sakuya.



Hiding behind a bookshelf, you notice the HEAD MAID of the SCARLET DEVIL MANSION, SAKUYA IZAYOI. GOD DAMNIT. She must've been there the whole time.

> Patchouli: POKER FACE.



You greet Sakuya and calmly tell her that you were practicing your vocal exercises.

You ask her if she would like to give it a try. Shockingly, she agrees.











Sakuya apologizes and says she will practice her flow for next time.

She proceeds to change the subject and asks about the apparent CODE BLACK that was called. You explain that you had an intruder, but that you dealt with it personally. Sakuya apologizes once more for not being there to handle it herself.

She changes the subject once again, and tells you that Remilia wanted to know what you will be WEARING TO THE PARTY today.



You inform her that you have no intention of dressing up for it.

Sakuya says that Remilia has ordered everyone to look their best for the party. While she doubts the order includes a high-standing resident of the mansion such as you, she says that Remilia would likely appreciate it very much if you were to wear something stylish to help the SDM look its best.

You say you'll consider it (and maybe you will). Sakuya curtseys and takes her exit.

> Patchouli: Check scroll rack again.



You grab some more READING MATERIAL to help yourself relax.

> Patchouli: Consider professional rap career.

Oh hell no. Even if you had the skill to make it happen, you'd hate being up on a stage in front of a screaming crowd.

You'd prefer to keep it UNDERGROUND. You would have yourself become a RAPMASTER only spoken of in hushed tones, crushing the errant fools who dare seek you out to challenge you in RAP BATTLES. You would become a symbol of fear in the MERCILESS BATTLEFIELD of PHAT BEATS.

But not yet. You have a long way to go.

> Patchouli: Consider just pretending to be nice to Koakuma to make her get more work done.



There's a simple reason you won't do this, and it's a reason that's important to just about everyone in the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

That reason is PRIDE.

If you have to lower yourself to the point of sucking up to your own familiar, then what does that say about you as a magician? If she won't respect your commands as her master, then there's no need to waste words on her when a fireball will do. This is how it will be until she learns her place.

> Patchouli: Look at the wedding picture again.



You begin to recall a LONG STORY...

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #593 on: June 19, 2012, 02:43:14 AM »
Time to stay a while and listen, eh?

Koakuma's research is, by the way, the cherry on top of this Pastel quality cake.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #594 on: June 19, 2012, 03:58:44 AM »
Sakuya for BEST RAPPER


Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #595 on: June 19, 2012, 05:04:39 AM »
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Time to stay a while and listen, eh?

Koakuma's research is, by the way, the cherry on top of this Pastel quality cake.

Agreed.
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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #596 on: June 19, 2012, 10:27:57 PM »
> Stuffman: Commission Edible to write better Sakuya raps.

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capt. h

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #597 on: June 19, 2012, 10:31:31 PM »
> continue recalling long story.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #598 on: June 19, 2012, 10:39:21 PM »
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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #599 on: June 20, 2012, 01:24:11 AM »
>Cue Bob Seger's  Night Moves for flashback.