> ACT 1 PART 2> Be Patchouli.
That is not Patchouli.
Remilia insists that she should be the star of this chapter, as she is the master of the mansion in which Patchouli resides, and also has PURPLE HAIR.
Unluckily for her, Remilia has failed to realize that her NAME and STRONG VISUAL THEME puts her squarely within the domain of the
RED COMMAND INTERPRETER. The only command you can give Remilia with the
PURPLE COMMAND INTERPRETER is "Charisma break".
> Actually be Patchouli.
You are PATCHOULI KNOWLEDGE, THE UNMOVING GREAT LIBRARY. You are REMILIA SCARLET'S oldest friend, and you reside in the library of her gigantic estate, the SCARLET DEVIL MANSION.
You are a HIGHLY ACCOMPLISHED ELEMENTAL MAGICIAN. You have full command of the FIVE-PHASE ELEMENTAL CYCLE, plus the POSITIVE and NEGATIVE forces of SUN and MOON. Your repertoire is so well-rounded that you can use a different element for each day of the week and still have spells to spare. And you often do!
You have succeeded in creating the PHILOSOPHER'S STONE, the ultimate alchemical creation. As such, you have obtained ETERNAL YOUTH. Unfortunately, you later discovered that the stone does not provide ETERNAL HEALTH, and so your COMPLETE LACK OF EXERCISE over the past few decades has rendered you terribly weak, anemic, and asthmatic. You won't die, but you really need to start getting in shape, because your condition is so bad that you're not able to perform more than a few spells in a row.
The gatekeeper has offered to be your PERSONAL TRAINER, and you'll probably take her up on it. Eventually. You know, maybe next year.
Your hands have been pretty full lately, in no small part due to REMILIA'S SHENANIGANS. Thanks to your wealth of knowledge on matters both magical and academic, you serve as her advisor on whatever crackpot scheme she has cooked up at any given time. Last year, you succeeded at building a rocketship to send Remi to the moon, and although her plan for LUNAR DOMINATION failed miserably, the spacecraft did work nicely, so you count it as a personal victory.
Things have been pretty interesting in general ever since Remi decided to move the SDM to Gensokyo. A little noisy for your tastes, but interesting.
Today is a special day! YUUGI HOSHIGUMA of the oni has sent out mass invitations to a GIGANTIC PARTY IN FORMER HELL as a gesture of FRIENDSHIP between the youkai of the surface and the underground, partially to ease tensions after RECENT EVENTS (of which you were a part). To be honest, you'd rather not go, as you find partying with oni to be a PRETTY UNAPPEALING PROSPECT. You don't trust those oni one bit. However, Remi has insisted that she wants to bring a large entourage to the party so that she can make a DYNAMIC DEBUT. You're not sure what she's planning, but you figure you'd better go along to see what she's up to (if only to simplify cleaning up the mess afterward).
If nothing else, it might give you a chance to test that bean danmaku you've been working on.
But right now, you have more pressing issues to deal with; you have a recurring problem with Black-White rats in your library.
She sure is moving fast today. How will you proceed?
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