Author Topic: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!  (Read 285267 times)

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #420 on: May 18, 2012, 05:52:07 AM »
> You can fly, silly.

>Rooftop seat, ho!

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #421 on: May 18, 2012, 10:28:02 AM »
> You can fly, silly.

> So can the rest of these clowns.
> See if there is someone we know and wedge ourselves in with them.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #422 on: May 18, 2012, 10:48:29 AM »
This thread is amazing.

>Scout for good seats, including rooftop seats, before making a decision.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #423 on: May 18, 2012, 11:34:14 AM »
> Might as well take Aya with us. We gotta make sure she's OK after all, it wouldn't be nice to leave her there like that.


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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #424 on: May 18, 2012, 01:13:25 PM »
> Stick Aya in our bag of holding.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #425 on: May 19, 2012, 02:47:25 AM »
> Unzan: When Yamame starts singing, stroke beard and contemplate her lyrics.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #426 on: May 19, 2012, 04:32:42 AM »
>Try not to fangirl scream too hard, it would be unseemly. Be elegant about it!
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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #427 on: May 19, 2012, 04:34:37 AM »
> Ichirin: Add Aya to inventory.

You guess you better do something about this. You decide to take Aya with you until she comes to her senses. Unzan's expression seems to indicate he'd prefer to leave her to suffer her well-deserved punishment, but he doesn't voice any complaint.

However, you can't add a person to your inventory, silly! Not unless they have the passive ability that lets you do that, like Nazrin.



You EQUIP Aya instead. Doing so grants you a modest speed boost.

> Ichirin: Get to the concert!!

It's too late to grab a spot next to the stage, but you should be able to get a good view by flying. Hurry!



You manage to grab a PRIME SPOT on a nearby roof. It's not very close, but you have a clear, comfortable view.

> Unzan: Complain about modern music.



All flash, no substance. All a REAL musician needs is a shamisen and a good singing voice. None of these silly light shows. Didn't need speakers either, because everyone was polite and kept their damn mouth shut so they could hear the damn song.

Back in your day, performers traveled uphill in the snow to villages all over Kyushu to play for tips, and most of them were blind to boot! You'd like to see this Kurodani girl try to sing without her newfangled fancy AUTOTUNES and DUBSTEPS and LATTES (you don't actually know what any of these things are).

Bah, forget it, Ichirin's not listening. Can't find anyone who appreciates proper music nowadays. Makes you wish there were some koto tsukumogami running around or something.

> Ichirin: GET HYPE.



The lights are dimming! The show's about to start!!



[ BGM ]















> Patchouli: 2x Facepalm Combo.



You knew something like this would happen, but still.

> Ichirin: Go elsewhere.

You guess Yamame isn't performing until later. Nothing to see here. Well, except for two of Gensokyo's biggest names slugging it out, but you're not too interested in things like that.



Aya senses the POTENTIAL HEADLINE and awakens. She unequips herself from you and goes to take pictures, without a word of thanks to you. Oh well.

You head back towards the square, where there is plenty of socialization going on.



You manage to get a look at the VIP Table. Byakuren's over there, along with a whole bunch of other important people. They're getting pretty rowdy over there, and obviously very drunk. It looks like a bunch of them are playing around with their ABILITIES.

You look around for another of your fellow Buddhists, but first you spot someone else who catches your attention.



It's Keine! Making friends with her might be a good way to get her to trust the temple more. She looks pretty depressed about something, though. Is she here by herself?

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #428 on: May 19, 2012, 04:50:55 AM »
> Go up and say hi. Us Stage 3 bosses need to stick together!
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #429 on: May 19, 2012, 04:56:29 AM »
>Complement Ms. Kamishirasawa on her superb headwear.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #430 on: May 19, 2012, 05:34:15 AM »
> In an attempt to make idle talk (after our other lovely MoTK members figure out how to start a conversation) try asking about how her work is. Everyone loves down-to-earth talk in fantasy settings!


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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #431 on: May 19, 2012, 06:34:42 AM »
(after our other lovely MoTK members figure out how to start a conversation)
>Comment on the lovely weather we're having.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #432 on: May 19, 2012, 08:36:43 AM »
(after our other lovely MoTK members figure out how to start a conversation)
>Comment on the lovely weather we're having.

> Add a disparaging remark about that unfortunate event that happened the other day.
> Diverge from current topic on basis of self-admitted meaningless hearsay.
> Basically, shame ourselves by engaging in talk so small that one would need equipment not invented in this day and age to actually see it.

> Or, alternatively, encourage her to voice her worries to us.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #433 on: May 19, 2012, 08:40:32 AM »
>Byakuren: Namusan
>Unzan: Flex

Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #434 on: May 19, 2012, 08:55:28 AM »
>Patchouli: Mukyuu

Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #435 on: May 19, 2012, 09:04:29 AM »
>Ask the poor dear what's troubling her.

>Complement Ms. Kamishirasawa on her superb headwear.

>And this.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #436 on: May 19, 2012, 11:41:44 AM »
>Patchouli: Mukyuu

> This

> Say hi to Keine. And try to cheer her up/find out what's wrong.

> Were the crowd angry simply because it wasn't Yamane, or was Remillia actually bad?

> Remeber to never ressucitate Aya by bringing her to a potential scoop again.


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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #437 on: May 19, 2012, 04:53:09 PM »
>Patchouli: Mukyuu
>Ask the poor dear what's troubling her.
>Ichirin: Wonder if Mokou had anything to do with this.

>Stuffman in a purple wig: Hide bonus Pastel route on tumblr
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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #438 on: May 20, 2012, 02:46:54 AM »
>See if purple interpreter works on Patchouli.
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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #439 on: May 20, 2012, 02:50:02 AM »
A small bit of bonus content because I realized that, sadly, it is impossible to work this joke into the story.



Update maybe later tonight, let's see how fast I can draw.

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>See if purple interpreter works on Patchouli.

Of course it does silly, she's in the very first post.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #440 on: May 20, 2012, 08:15:43 PM »
> Patchouli: Assist Remilia.

The crowd is none too pleased that Remi has attempted to upstage their beloved Yamame. Looks like you'll need to save Remi's bacon.





Your throwing arm is MORE THAN A LITTLE RUSTY. So much for PLAN A.

> Ichirin: Approach Keine.

You approach the Hakutaku and prepare to engage in DIPLOMANCY.



You bring up the most ubiquitous of all conversation starters, the weather. Keine appears confused because you're underground.



Little does Keine know that this was a calculated response on your part, in order to make yourself appear knowledgable and interesting!

You explain to Keine that FORMER HELL experiences weather changes from time to time, including hot humid days, foggy conditions, or even snow in the winter! It's a relatively mild day underground today, and therefore the weather is indeed quite nice.

Keine says "oh".



She then confirms that your name is Ichirin Kumoi. She says she didn't recognize you at first because of your new outfit.

You reply that you just wanted to dress up for the party for fun. You add that Keine doesn't really need to do the same, since her outfit is already one of the BEST IN GENSOKYO. (This isn't even an empty compliment, because it actually is.)

Keine looks a bit embarassed at the flattery.



You apologize and say you're sorry for bothering her, and that you'll leave her alone now.

Keine interjects and apologizes for her own behavior. Little does she know that this is ALSO a calculated maneuver on your part! It's not very nice to guilt her like that, but you do want to help, and this will get her to talk about what's actually bothering her.

She explains that she convinced a friend of hers to come to the party with her, but that the friend never showed up. Being stood up is one thing, but she adds that she wonders if she shouldn't have pushed her friend to come in the first place and that it's her own fault.





Furthermore, Keine adds, it seems the fact that NO HUMANS WERE INVITED was a deliberate move, as the oni don't seem to be too happy about her being here. She feels like she shouldn't have come at all and that she should just go home.



You tell Keine to cheer up. It isn't her fault if her friend didn't want to come, some people are just too shy to enjoy being around strangers. One of your own friends seems to have run off too, so she's not alone there.

You ask her to hang out with you, since most of your fellow followers will probably be busy getting hammered and you need someone to explore the party with.

Keine quietly nods and says okay.



Ichirin, you sly devil! You've made Keine play right into your hands! You're going to give her so much FRIENDSHIP and SUPPORT and CHERISHED MEMORIES, she won't even know what hit her.

Ichirin: Explore party with new companion.

You wonder if they have that ring toss game. You're awesome at those!



However, after walking down the street a short way, you realize Keine has stopped behind you. You ask her what's wrong.









Keine hurriedly unfurls her scroll, and orders everyone to hold still!



~





What happened next is a blur. Keine's power seemed to wrap around everyone and cause them to vanish, just as THE VAST GAP descended upon you.

The next thing you knew, you woke up here. Satori was the first person you found, and the rest of you met up shortly after.

> Patchouli: Explain.



You explain that Keine has the ABILITY TO EAT HISTORY. The exact mechanics of this are rather vague, but basically she is able to temporarily (or permanently?) "eat" the history of a person or place, causing it to vanish.

Keine was probably trying to save everyone from IMPENDING GAP-RELATED DOOM. During the IMPERISHABLE NIGHT INCIDENT, she was able to use her ability to hide the entire HUMAN VILLAGE, so it isn't a stretch to say she could have hidden everyone at the party, as well as everyone for a few miles around. That would explain why almost everybody is gone.

This does raise a few more questions though. Keine apparently hid herself as well, so how did she plan to release everyone afterwards? She's not stupid, so she must have had some kind of plan. Also, why were each of you left behind? You don't seem to have anything in common (besides the obvious superficial similarity). Ichirin was even standing right next to Keine. Did something go wrong?

You suggest that you all continue with your stories so that you can piece together more information.

> END OF ACT 1 PART 1

Who will go next?



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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #441 on: May 20, 2012, 08:18:59 PM »
>What time is it? Satori time!

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #442 on: May 20, 2012, 08:21:28 PM »
I echo Purvis' sentiments! It is time for Satori!
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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #443 on: May 20, 2012, 08:21:35 PM »
> Now it is Satori Time.

edit:
FUCK, PURVIS, NOW IT LOOKS LIKE I'M BEING UNORIGINAL


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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #444 on: May 20, 2012, 08:27:12 PM »
rofl oh god this update

Stuffman you are some sort of hero.

>Anyway, PATCHOULI votes are go.

Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #445 on: May 20, 2012, 08:29:13 PM »
>Patchouli.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #446 on: May 20, 2012, 08:32:19 PM »
RIKAKO BECAUSE I'M SPECIAL


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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #447 on: May 20, 2012, 08:33:34 PM »
>Patchouli time! We already did like 1 thing as her anyway. :p

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #448 on: May 20, 2012, 08:41:11 PM »
>Rikako because Raikaria is special (and because I want some mad science moments)!
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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #449 on: May 20, 2012, 08:42:23 PM »
> Patchouli.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.