> Unzan: Rescue Ichirin's takoyaki.
The shock of Yuugi's greeting causes Ichirin to drop her hard-earned takoyaki! You leap into action to save it.
> Ichirin: Examine Yuugi.
This is YUUGI HOSHIGUMA, easily the most well-known and influential oni in FORMER HELL. Though you have never spoken with her personally, you've seen her before and heard countless stories of her antics over the many years you've spent underground.
She apparently planned this entire party herself, sending out written invitations to well-known youkai all over Gensokyo (including Byakuren) and asking them to bring along any other youkai they wanted. She seems to be quite pleased with the turnout of the event, as her current mood appears to be OVERWHELMINGLY FRIENDLY.
> Ichirin: Avoid examining Yuugi's boobs.You fail miserably. Her MODESTY THRESHOLD is obviously miles below yours. You do your best to ignore her MONUMENTAL JUBBLIES, but this effort is soon rendered moot.
Yuugi puts you in a FRIENDLY HEADLOCK, informing you that you're JUST THE KIND OF PEOPLE she was hoping would show up. Byakuren, sensing your distress, introduces herself and thanks Yuugi for inviting her, and when asked, confirms that you are one of her followers. Yuugi responds that Byakuren has GOOD TASTE IN MINIONS.
> Unzan: Rescue Ichirin's hat.
The only time a man's hat should touch the ground is to express his disgust.
> Ichirin: Give Yuugi the cake.Time to give Houjuu a taste of her own medicine.
You produce the DELICIOUS BOOZECAKE you received from Pastel, telling Yuugi that it is a gift baked by CAPTAIN MURASA, who sends her BEST WISHES. Yuugi is more than pleased, saying that she had just now been wandering over here to find something to satisfy her sweet tooth!
You hand Yuugi the cake and quietly make note of Nue, who has pre-emptively retreated to the shadows to watch.
Yuugi decides that this is objectively THE BEST SAKE CAKE EVER MADE, and that Murasa should promptly be crowned as KING OF BAKERS.
You turn to see Nue's reaction.
Slowly, it dawns on her. She has been counterpranked. Counterpranked by the most unassuming person on the team. The fact that you did it in such a subtle and harmless manner entirely fitting your personality only twists the knife further.
It's too bad you don't have access to the BLACK COMMAND INTERPRETER, or you could watch the entertaining
[Ѕ] Nue: Mental breakdown. You'll have to settle for the still image above.
Nue retreats for now, so you turn your attention back to Yuugi.
Yuugi tells Byakuren that she has a seat for her at the VIP TABLE, and asks Byakuren to come with her to meet the other bigwigs in Gensokyo. Byakuren says she doesn't think she deserves the special attention, but that she'd be delighted to meet them.
Yuugi gives her profuse thanks for the cake, and Byakuren asks if you need anything from her before she goes.
> Ichirin: Consider Parsee.You wonder if you should bring up your encounter with the bridge troll with Yuugi. While this person is obviously someone Yuugi cares about, you might actually be getting her in more trouble by mentioning what she'd been doing.
What do you do?
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