Author Topic: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure! (Read 285225 times)

Nekomata-chan · « **Reply #270 on:** March 21, 2012, 07:14:38 PM »

>We are our own person!! WE decide when we wake up!!
>So open two gaps so Ran's nudges go through a portal and end up poking her own head. Problemsolved.png

Oldmansour · « **Reply #271 on:** March 21, 2012, 07:40:52 PM »

Quote from: Orin Kaenbyou on March 21, 2012, 07:14:38 PM

>So open two gaps so Ran's nudges go through a portal and end up poking her own head. Problemsolved.png

>This.

Metaflare · « **Reply #272 on:** March 22, 2012, 02:43:13 AM »

> Gap her ears onto your head

Freyband · « **Reply #273 on:** March 23, 2012, 08:58:01 PM »

Well we do need to make sure that the story keeps moving so we'll have to get up (still agree with Orin on making her poke her own head)...
>Gap yourself into an upright position, and estimate how long it would take you to get ready for the party (since traveling would likely take about 5 seconds, it hardly matters).

Nekomata-chan · « **Reply #274 on:** March 23, 2012, 09:57:16 PM »

>Besides, isn't turning up "fashionably late" for a party considered... well... fashionable?

Fightest · « **Reply #275 on:** March 23, 2012, 10:50:15 PM »

Quote from: Orin Kaenbyou on March 23, 2012, 09:57:16 PM

>Besides, isn't turning up "fashionably late" for a party considered... well... fashionable?

> No it is called lazy you lazy bum now get up :|

Edible · « **Reply #276 on:** March 29, 2012, 07:01:19 PM »

Fight For Everlasting Peace, PurpleQuest.

Dr.Strafe · « **Reply #277 on:** March 31, 2012, 12:40:23 PM »

You fools! As long as Yukari's purple eyes are closed, we cannot ~~command~~ guide her.

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #278 on:** March 31, 2012, 12:45:27 PM »

> Byakuren: Namusan.

Stuffman · « **Reply #279 on:** April 02, 2012, 03:31:36 AM »

> Yukari: Consider options.

A variety of countermeasures cross your mind, but Ran has been putting up with your bullshit for a very long time and it is difficult to judge if any of them will be effective.

You choose to employ all of the above.

> Yukari: BORDERTECH - KITCHEN SINK.

You gap the broom into the back of Ran's head, providing a CEASE IN NUDGINGS.

Ran attempts to retrieve the broom. You complicate this matter by attaching her SHIKIGAMI, CHEN to it.

While Ran tries to release Chen from the gap, you knock her hat off her head.

Ran moves to replace her PRECIOUS HEADGEAR, but you steal her ears to prevent it from standing up properly.

Your shikigami points out that over the course of this exchange, you have removed yourself from your bed.

> Yukari: Throw down your pillow in disgust.

Damnit! Why did you have to pick the WORLD'S SMARTEST BEAST YOUKAI to be your shikigami!?

[ BGM ]

You guess you might as well get up now. Your best friend YUYUKO SAIGYOUJI will be expecting you to take her to the party, so you'll need to be ready before her, anyway.

> _

Edible · « **Reply #280 on:** April 02, 2012, 03:50:43 AM »

>Request breakfast (?) from smug-ass shikigami whilst you gap into something more appropriate.

Oldmansour · « **Reply #281 on:** April 02, 2012, 06:08:32 AM »

Anyone else think Yukari had an InuYasha vibe going when she had Ran's ears?

>Vow a comedic revenge on Ran for foiling our plans for laziness yet again.

チソウ タイゼン · « **Reply #282 on:** April 02, 2012, 01:53:29 PM »

> Ask Ran to make a needlessly large and complicated breakfast

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #283 on:** April 02, 2012, 02:20:43 PM »

>Give Ran a treat. She won this round fair and square. There will be others.

Stuffman · « **Reply #284 on:** April 07, 2012, 05:42:57 AM »

> Yukari: Demand breakfast.

You tell Ran to make breakfast, and that it better be the best damn breakfast you've ever had in your life.

She returns to her usual business-like manner and acknowledges your order.

In the meantime, you suppose you should wash up and get dressed.

> Yukari: FASHION MONTAGE.

Left or right?

> Yukari: Left.

You decide to go with your SEXY PURPLE COCKTAIL DRESS, the obvious best choice for a party.

The COMMAND INTERPRETER throws a TIME PARADOX ERROR! The COMMAND INTERPRETER will not allow you to enter commands that would cause a conflict with known future events. Looks like you're forced to pick the other one.

> Yukari: Right.

You choose your BALLROOM CHEONGSAM for some reason.

But first, you need to take a bath. You head over to your bathroom for a LONG AND LOVINGLY DETAILED UNDRESSING SCENE.

> Be Ichirin again.

Nearing your goal of FORMER HELL, your group has run afoul of a BRIDGE TROLL!

She informs you that this is HER BRIDGE and that she's not letting A SINGLE PERSON ACROSS without a fight! Judging by the apparent number of VERY RECENT BEATINGS she has suffered, she seems prepared to make good on her (questionable) threat.

You may select up to THREE PARTY MEMBERS to assist you in the INCOMING BOSS BATTLE (although you could probably win by yourself).

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Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #285 on:** April 07, 2012, 05:56:39 AM »

Not really bothered about who gets picked...

>Vote Mamizou.
>Vote Byakuren.

But I'd love to see Mamizou involved~ <3
And Byakuren because... well, because NAMUSAN! :V

EDIT: Ignore this; see latest post~]

nolrai2 · « **Reply #286 on:** April 07, 2012, 06:05:13 AM »

> Nazarin, because she's Nazarin.

Freyband · « **Reply #287 on:** April 07, 2012, 06:17:48 AM »

We can get Byakyuren to assist? Isn't she still back at the shrine?

and ichirin comes for free?
>Voting Shou, Mamizou, and Nue (Shou, and Mamizou are powerful, while Nue is good for mindf**k). Maybe Nazrin instead of Nue because I wouldn't really trust Nue having my back (not unless it was strapped with c4 before she kicked me into the enemy and pushed the trigger). See the alignment chart on page 3 if you're wondering why...

Oldmansour · « **Reply #288 on:** April 07, 2012, 06:19:08 AM »

>Get Byakuren to pacify the bridge troll, and invite her to the party.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #289 on:** April 07, 2012, 07:41:06 AM »

Quote from: Sourfang, the Falling Star on April 07, 2012, 06:19:08 AM

>Get Byakuren to pacify the bridge troll, and invite her to the party.

Drake · « **Reply #290 on:** April 07, 2012, 07:49:06 AM »

Quote from: Funkapurvis on April 07, 2012, 07:41:06 AM

Quote from: Sourfang, the Falling Star on April 07, 2012, 06:19:08 AM
>Get Byakuren to pacify the bridge troll, and invite her to the party.

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #291 on:** April 07, 2012, 11:58:48 AM »

> Get Byakuren to pacify the bridge troll, and invite her to the party.

(> If that doesn't work, select Shou, Mamizou, and Nue. Don't select Byakuren, she's here on business and it would not do for her to get involved in such a ruckus.)

KaiserKnuckle · « **Reply #292 on:** April 07, 2012, 01:13:07 PM »

> For the sake of being strategically awesome. Have Nue do Unidentified Darkness while Shou fires as many curvy lasers as possible. And while the bridge troll is overwhelmed, Fist Smash that girl like there is no tomorrow. Pray you land on the Sixth Aspect, no lest.

Kasu · « **Reply #293 on:** April 07, 2012, 02:35:16 PM »

> Byakuren, Nue, and Mamizou.

Fightest · « **Reply #294 on:** April 07, 2012, 03:37:34 PM »

You guys are sissies.

> Go solo.

チソウ タイゼン · « **Reply #295 on:** April 07, 2012, 03:55:02 PM »

> go solo

touhou rules dictate that when we smack her down there will be tea afterward
ichirin does not share tea

Pesco · « **Reply #296 on:** April 07, 2012, 03:58:37 PM »

> Nay we shall share tea like Byakuren's graceful teachings

Jana · « **Reply #297 on:** April 07, 2012, 07:37:01 PM »

>Ask Byakuren to pacify her, then invite to party. If that fails, we show her the depths of her folly by taking her on solo.

Iced Fairy · « **Reply #298 on:** April 07, 2012, 07:43:32 PM »

>Ask Byakuren to pacify her, then invite to party.
>If that fails, party with Nazrin and Kyouko in order to balance XP levels across your playable characters.

チソウ タイゼン · « **Reply #299 on:** April 07, 2012, 07:44:32 PM »

Quote from: Iced Fairy on April 07, 2012, 07:43:32 PM

>If that fails, party with Nazrin and Kyouko in order to balance XP levels across your playable characters.

if this happens
>fourth-slot shou for insurance

Author Topic: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure! (Read 285225 times)

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