Thanks, I'm glad you liked it, maybe you noticed that one Nameless Fairy who apparently hates Walfas. He suggested to have Doyora do the art. I think his art doesn't seem like the kind you would see in a children's reading book.
That was.... the joke.
:V
Also, don't mistake hatred of Walfas and KirbyM for hatred of create.swf. Create.swf remains as flexible a tool as ever for those who know how to use it well. Walfas itself is... viewed differently by most.
One last thing: If you do run into an artist whose style would be conducive to this, perhaps you could in fact make a Touhou children's book played straight. Such a thing would be adorable and awesome at the same time. I've seen
a few pictures in this style, and one doujin author in particular comes to mind,
Uri Uri, for having made a children's book-style doujin.
Hope to see more of this; I have a soft spot for children's books.