PCB Lunatic 1cc ~~~
Story time!
I hate PCB. Considering there are two groups: one that claims that PCB is the easiest Lunatic and the other that... doesn't, I'm definitely with the latter,
and not because it's not the easiest Lunatic. I can't explain it -- it has interesting patterns, it has challenging, random spells, and still I do not enjoy them at all. I see the bullets but die to them anyway. Something about the game is way too sloppy: the hitboxes, the animated bullets, something. It's gotten to the point that I felt like I could 1cc it easy but just didn't feel like it. And when I DID try some serious attempts just to get it over with, my motivation to keep going drains insanely fast due to how easy it is to derp to Chen.
In fact, I can count the number of runs that got past Stage 2, be it due to a lack of restarting or due to having 'survived' Stage 2, with
one hand.
This is an attempt in which I decided to not give a damn and bomb everything in sight. It's funny, because earlier attempts with the very same method STILL died on Stage 2. However, this attempt made it to Alice, which was new.
What followed was an attempt in which I grit my teeth and literally went on and fought my way through stages until I died. Of course, I didn't die, because I was so concentrated on survival I was actually surviving! By that, I mean none of my infamous, untimely, consecutive derps with full bombs. By that, I mean full exploitation of border breaks. By that, I mean nervous dodging that actually gets the job done.
Of course, all this lasted until I reached a certain stage of panic, which was during the Stage 6 spam. To which I died TWICE, losing 3 bombs. I was crushed, since I actually thought I'd never have to see this game again with a fluke attempt that reached Yuyuko with 4 lives. Of course, now I'd reach her with 2, which wasn't enough.
Yeah, screw you Yuyuko. Breakdown or not, I'm not derping to you.
I SUPER NERVOUSLY reached RB with 1L1B.
Fighting and getting that final extend in the middle of the card was quite the triumph.
And it was over.
I don't care if this run is bad. All I can think of is how I don't have to beat this game ever again and I am currently overjoyed thinking that.