Author Topic: TouhouGaea: Strange Neighbors (Sanae Route) (Read 98353 times)

Oldmansour · « **Reply #90 on:** February 08, 2012, 05:37:42 AM »

Quote from: Funkapurvis on February 08, 2012, 03:41:21 AM

>Maintain grovelling position.
>"Understood, Suwako-sama."

>"Good."
>With your head still in the dirt, in full grovel mode, you hear Suwako chuckle. "Now, lick my shoes as punishment."

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #91 on:** February 08, 2012, 05:45:52 AM »

>"But there's germs on them!"

Oldmansour · « **Reply #92 on:** February 08, 2012, 05:55:11 AM »

Quote from: Funkapurvis on February 08, 2012, 05:45:52 AM

>"But there's germs on them!"

>"You should have thought about that before striking me!"
>"B-bu... Suwaka-sama..." Kogasa peeps. "She didn't know-"
>"NO EXCUSES." Suwako proclaims, making Kogasa shrink half a foot.

GuyYouMetOnline · « **Reply #93 on:** February 08, 2012, 06:17:33 AM »

>Take Kogasa's umbrella and use its tounge to like Suwako's shoes clean. Hey, she never said we had to use our own tounge, right?
>Then give Kogasa her umbrella back.

Oldmansour · « **Reply #94 on:** February 08, 2012, 07:50:21 AM »

Quote from: GuyYouMetOnline on February 08, 2012, 06:17:33 AM

>Take Kogasa's umbrella and use its tounge to like Suwako's shoes clean. Hey, she never said we had to use our own tounge, right?
>Then give Kogasa her umbrella back.

>You reach out to grab Kogasa's accessory, in a rather clever attempt to avoid putting your own lips to your goddesses' shoes. Taking the umbrella from Kogasa, however, is not an automatically easy task, and she keeps a firm grip on her parasol.
>You wrestle with the youkai back and forth, until the long tongue of the umbrella snakes its way under your skirt, and begins to tickle the back of your leg.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #95 on:** February 08, 2012, 08:32:23 AM »

>Nab that tongue and employ it like a rag!

Oldmansour · « **Reply #96 on:** February 08, 2012, 12:25:25 PM »

Quote from: Funkapurvis on February 08, 2012, 08:32:23 AM

>Nab that tongue and employ it like a rag!

>Unfazed by the inrodes of Kogasa's extraneous tongue - hah ha! - you remove a hand from the parasol proper - tee hee! - and grab the tongue with your judo-grip action. For some reason, this makes Kogasa herself produce a "glcckh!" sound. As you yank the tongue out from under your skirt, Kogasa suddenly releases her grip on the parasol itself. Now pulling on an object with no resistance, those pesky laws of physics conspire against you, and take your balance away from you.
>Yelling, "Surprise!" Kogasa lunges forward, and sets about tickling your underarms while you're temporarily off-balance.

Fightest · « **Reply #97 on:** February 08, 2012, 12:48:23 PM »

> Flail about wildly, becoming equally a danger to ourselves as to those around us.

Oldmansour · « **Reply #98 on:** February 09, 2012, 02:09:15 AM »

Quote from: Fightest on February 08, 2012, 12:48:23 PM

> Flail about wildly, becoming equally a danger to ourselves as to those around us.

>Devilish youkai trickery! She'll not get away with such tactics! You set about flailing madly, the likes of flailing unseen since... since a long time! And in the process, somehow, you manage to uppercut both yourself and Kogasa simultaneously.
>At this point, Suwako's face contorts, and she doubles over with laughter. At least until a washbin falls from the sky onto her head with a resounding CLANG, and her face hits the dirt, her tongue lolling out one side of her mouth.

GuyYouMetOnline · « **Reply #99 on:** February 09, 2012, 02:16:51 AM »

>Where did a washbin come from?

Oldmansour · « **Reply #100 on:** February 09, 2012, 04:23:41 AM »

Quote from: GuyYouMetOnline on February 09, 2012, 02:16:51 AM

>Where did a washbin come from?

>Generally speaking, when a washbin falls on someone's head around here, Kanako-sama's to blame.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #101 on:** February 09, 2012, 04:30:02 AM »

>Glance around, is she anywhere to be seen?

Oldmansour · « **Reply #102 on:** February 09, 2012, 04:45:16 AM »

Quote from: Funkapurvis on February 09, 2012, 04:30:02 AM

>Glance around, is she anywhere to be seen?

>Shaking off the cobwebs of that impressive uppercut of yours, you look towards the shrine. Sure enough, Kanako-sama's standing in the doorway, her usual dour expression on her face, although it is aimed at her fellow goddess. "Is that really necessary at this time of the morning?"
>Suwako's answer is a muffled groan.

nolrai2 · « **Reply #103 on:** February 09, 2012, 05:04:07 AM »

> think 'Is it really that early?'...but don't say anything.

> How well does K-sama take being teased?

Oldmansour · « **Reply #104 on:** February 09, 2012, 05:19:38 AM »

Quote from: nolrai2 on February 09, 2012, 05:04:07 AM

> think 'Is it really that early?'...but don't say anything.

> How well does K-sama take being teased?

>You bite your lip to keep from making a clever quip.
>Usually, after she's already dropped one metallic weight on someone's head, teasing her immediately after would not be entirely advisable. Kogasa got away with it once, but you suspect that's because Kanako-sama took pity on the youkai. That time.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #105 on:** February 09, 2012, 05:31:57 AM »

>Time to slink away!

Oldmansour · « **Reply #106 on:** February 09, 2012, 11:19:04 AM »

Quote from: Funkapurvis on February 09, 2012, 05:31:57 AM

>Time to slink away!

>With Kanako-sama's attention (hopefully) focused on her more exuberant counterpart, you decide to take the opportunity to exercise the better part of valor, post haste!
>... at least up until you hear Kanako-sama's voice ring out, "Would you mind explaining this, young lady?" in that more-than-a-little-paternal voice she only ever uses on you.

Fightest · « **Reply #107 on:** February 09, 2012, 12:17:27 PM »

Quote from: Sourfang, the Falling Star on February 09, 2012, 11:19:04 AM

>With Kanako-sama's attention (hopefully) focused on her more exuberant counterpart, you decide to take the opportunity to exercise the better part of valor, post haste!
>... at least up until you hear Kanako-sama's voice ring out, "Would you mind explaining this, young lady?" in that more-than-a-little-paternal voice she only ever uses on you.

> Wince, continue slinking, double-time!

nolrai2 · « **Reply #108 on:** February 09, 2012, 06:28:36 PM »

Stop, we have nothing to explain!
"Explain, what Kanako-sama?"
Make sure we have a firm grip on the umbrella and its yokai.

Oldmansour · « **Reply #109 on:** February 10, 2012, 02:28:41 AM »

Quote from: Fightest on February 09, 2012, 12:17:27 PM

> Wince, continue slinking, double-time!

Quote from: nolrai2 on February 09, 2012, 06:28:36 PM

Stop, we have nothing to explain!
"Explain, what Kanako-sama?"
Make sure we have a firm grip on the umbrella and its yokai.

>You pause in mid-slink, abandoning you feeble efforts to evade your goddess.
>Between your attempt to slink away, and your firm uppercut you delivered to Kogasas jaw, as well as your own, you have released both parasol and parasol-gal.
>Kanako folds her arms across her Mountains of Faith. "I come out here to investigate a ruckus, and find you grappling with young Kogasa." Her eyes dart between you and the still-stunned youkai.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #110 on:** February 10, 2012, 02:31:50 AM »

>"Uhhhhh."

Oldmansour · « **Reply #111 on:** February 10, 2012, 03:48:56 AM »

Quote from: Funkapurvis on February 10, 2012, 02:31:50 AM

>"Uhhhhh."

>The goddess of wind looks somewhat less than satisfied with your monosyllabic answer.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #112 on:** February 10, 2012, 03:59:16 AM »

>"Errrrrr...yes. You did."

nolrai2 · « **Reply #113 on:** February 10, 2012, 04:16:56 AM »

"I was flailing..not uhhh ummmm. You see Suwako.."

Oldmansour · « **Reply #114 on:** February 10, 2012, 04:39:36 AM »

Quote from: Funkapurvis on February 10, 2012, 03:59:16 AM

>"Errrrrr...yes. You did."

Quote from: nolrai2 on February 10, 2012, 04:16:56 AM

"I was flailing..not uhhh ummmm. You see Suwako.."

>"Suwako.....?"

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #115 on:** February 10, 2012, 04:56:53 AM »

>Sidle away while she's looking at Suwako. Not too fast, don't want to catch her attention...

Oldmansour · « **Reply #116 on:** February 10, 2012, 06:21:02 AM »

Quote from: Funkapurvis on February 10, 2012, 04:56:53 AM

>Sidle away while she's looking at Suwako. Not too fast, don't want to catch her attention...

>She isn't actually looking at the froggy one. Her question was directed at you, a sort of 'Suwako was what?' intonation, just without the last couple syllables. No sidling away for you.

nolrai2 · « **Reply #117 on:** February 10, 2012, 06:49:20 AM »

"She was talking..and making me clean her shoes. ..so I grabbed the umbrella's tongue, I mean its so big!"

Oldmansour · « **Reply #118 on:** February 10, 2012, 08:23:34 AM »

Quote from: nolrai2 on February 10, 2012, 06:49:20 AM

"She was talking..and making me clean her shoes. ..so I grabbed the umbrella's tongue, I mean its so big!"

>Only you, knowing Kanako-sama as well as you do, would be able to detect the ghost of a smile on the wind goddess' lips as you fumble your way though the explanation she'd asked for. "Yes. It certainly is."
>NOW she turns her attention to her shorter co-divinity, who has yet to extricate herself from under the washbin. "Your shoes, Suwako?"
>"Aauu...." is all the froggy one can muster.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #119 on:** February 10, 2012, 08:25:20 AM »

>Now we sidle off!