I'm intrigued.
Tenshi go.
tennnnnnkooooooooooooooo
tenshi is my favorite character I never write about(due to lack of good ideas)
She finally found it. The thing that would cause a REAL incident. Tenshi giggled and stroked it lovingly. This would threaten much more than just the accidental destruction of the Hakurei Shrine. This would threaten all of Gensokyo! Her girlish giggle grew into a cackle, and she hugged the device with all of her might. She just hoped that the outside world wouldn't miss it too much.
"Now, what were you called?" She whispered to it. "Nakler? Know-clear?" She shrugged and decided that it didn't matter.
Writeup about Utsuho plz.
unyu
"Utsu... Utso... B-Big dumb bird!" A loud voice screeched across the sky.
"Unyu?" Utsuho turned around and placed a finger on her chin. A small familiar looking blue fairy was glaring at her with arms crossed. "Do you mean me?"
"Yes, you! I want a rematch for last time!"
Utsuho smiled. "Okay!" She leveled her third leg at the fairy and blew her away with a blast of (non-lethal) atomic energy. As the fairy fell to the ground, Utsuho held her hand to her mouth and shouted, "That was fun! Let's play again sometime!" She turned to fly off before stopping and turning around once again. "By the way, call me Okuu! All my friends do!"
With that, Okuu flew off into the distance. She felt like today would be a good day.
Sue Eekah
siukja stubmlged to teh grodn. how mcuh did she dirink? she couldnt rememmeber. it was alaot. like a ton.
she roled onto her back and drink sme more sake. it was deliciosu. there were lost of oni around her.
wait. wait. wait. wasn't she at remu's? how ddi she gt here?
she gt up and strted walkn. she said somethin but then she loked up and parsee was there with a realy red face and sueka thout it was funy so she laughed
then she fell over and fell asleep
SYAMEIMARU!
Aya poured over the headline clippings. "Hakurei Maiden Has Feast at Shrine!". "Mysterious Explosion at Margatroid Residence! -- Black White Suspected Culprit". "New Kappa Invention!".
None of them had good story selling potential though. Explosions were as frequent as feasts at the Shrine which were as frequent as the full moon. The Kappas invented new things all the time--but most inventions didn't affect the populace of the human village. Aya felt like something juicy was staring at her, but what?
"Having problems?"
Aya let out a little yelp and jumped, spinning around to meet the voice. Hatate was smirking at her. Aya coughed slightly and placed one hand over her headlines, obscuring them from view. "N-Not at all. Go back to your own office."
Hatate covered her smirk with her camera and giggled. "I'll have you know my paper is ready for publication. Have fun beating it this time!" She laughed haughtily and left.
Aya turned again to the headlines, messed up and out of order from her attempt at concealment. She read them over and a look of delight spread over her face. Aya grabbed her scissors and made quick work of her paper.
"Mysterious Explosion at Shrine! -- New Kappa Invention Suspected Culprit"
Remilia please, and it better not be overly cute 
Remilia stood upon the roof of the clock tower, looking over the night. The red moon cast it's haunting light over Gensokyo. In the distance, she could see the faint lights of insects and the danmaku of the weak. The air had an electric scent to it that made her flick the edge of her fangs with her tongue. Her dead heart beat with an unexplainable excitement. A broad smile crossed her face.
"Sakuya." The single word penetrated the silence.
Her maid appeared out of thin air, elegantly bowing and ready for any order her Mistress had.
"We are going out tonight." Remilia extended her wings and turned to her servant.
"Yes, milady."
Rin Satsuki~ XD
One of the maids of the Scarlet Devil Mansion busied about cleaning this and that. However, something was bothering her today. A shrine maiden and a witch broke in, shooting bullets everywhere and messing everything up.
The maid sighed and scratched her head. "Wasn't I supposed to do something important today?"
Try Mimi-chan blurb.
In the farthest back room of the Kirisame residence, an artifact gathered dust.
Murasa, please (:
Murasa knocked out the one-thousand-seven-hundred-and-sixty-eighth ninja, sending the final assailant to the ground. "Hmph!" She shouldered her great anchor and smirked. "Don't you know that no ninja clan can stand up to the might of Minamitsu Murasa?" She laughed into the dark night.
"Not so fast, Murasa!" A dark voice called out from the blackest black.
Murasa gasped. "It's my arch-nemesis! The only person who could ever match my abilities!"
A darkened copy of Murasa stepped out from the ominous black blackness.
"Me!"
"That's right, Captain." Dark-Captain smirked. "And I have... this!"
A Kappa flying device flew into view, with Ichirin hanging from the bottom.
"Save me, Captain!" She called femininely. "Wake up!"
Murasa paused.
"Wake up! Get up, you slacker!"
Murasa felt something hit her in the gut. She opened her eyes to her cabin on the Palanquin Ship. Ichirin stood over her, with a foot planted firmly in the Captain's gut.
"greaihgiahegh." The Captain responded.
koishi pl0x
ugh i hate you been sitting here for like thirty minutes with no ideas
Koishi stirred, her eyes opening to see the expressionless face of her sister, and the feel of Satori's hand in her hair. Satori's third eye spinned around and came to rest on Koishi.
"Good morning." Satori spoke in a flat tone.
"Morning." Koishi smiled and pat her sister's cheek. "You should smile more."
Happy birthday, d00d! Hmm... blurb us about Youmu!
A broad slash with Roukanken, ten slashes with Hakurouken. Spinning in a flurry of strikes, Youmu appeared to be a flawless and elegant dancer. Each movement was fluid and practiced. Targets flew about her, and each one was cut evenly and perfectly. There was truly no peer in her abilities as a swordswoman.
"Dinner is ready, Lady Yuyuko." Youmu bowed as vegetables and rice fell about her onto plates, cut and shaped perfectly.
Yuyuko smiled and sampled the closest thing. "Hmmm. It's missing something."
Meiling, please.
"Oh man..." Meiling sighed, smoldering in a crater. "Miss Sakuya is gonna scold me again..." She sobbed quietly and wondered how she could beat the black-white. Maybe if she did a crescent kick over the laser? No, no, she could just angle the laser upward and catch her in that. Block it with an energy blast? Probably not--the witch's magical power far outclassed Meiling's own. The best counter seemed to be prevention, but closing the distance seemed difficult in the time given.
Meiling resolved to train to increase her speed.
"Meiling." A sweet voice called from above her.
Meiling sighed. "I'm sorry, Miss Sakuya." She pulled herself to her feet and straightened her scorched clothing. "I tried my best."
Sakuya sternly put her hands on her hips. "Repair the gate."
PC beat me to Koishi, so I'll go for Yumemi.
Yumemi's laugh blasted though the laboratory. Chiyuri rubbed the top of her head and wondered what was going to happen this time.
"Chiyuri!" Yumemi extended her hand and clenched her fist. "I have invented a time machine!"
Chiyuri looked the device over. "It... it looks like a phone taped to a microwave."
Yumemi gave a smug grin. "Yes! And with it, I shall change the past!"
Yumemi activated the device, and within moments, electricity arced from the machine across the lab. Yumemi, cackling madly, typed out a message on her phone and pressed SEND.
And that's why PC-98 never happened.
Ichirin please?
Ichirin found herself caught in a fishing net hanging from the crow's nest, unable to free herself. Below her, the Captain and Nitori were exchanging awkward and guilty glances. Ichirin wondered why she even bothered spending time with the Captain anymore--every time she got caught in some hairbrained scheme to have fun.
Though, being catapulted through the air was pretty fun.
It was totally irresponsible though. Someone could have gotten hurt, or worse.
The way her heart pounded in her chest while the mast grew closer was exciting, however. Her veins were still filled with adrenaline.
She wondered what the two were even trying to do, launching the old fishing net through the air. When she asked, they muttered something about birds really quietly and shuffled away to get something to cut the net loose.
Ichirin was getting really tired of fish, though. Maybe they could tune the catapult to actually capture birds somehow?
When Murasa flew up and cut Ichirin loose, for some reason, Ichirin wasn't angry anymore. That didn't stop her from scolding the Captain, however.
You've leveled up, you say? You should rest and meditate on what you've learned.
Happy birthday Ryuu.
A few lines for the caretaker of the Netherworld or her gardener would be nice.
oh hey a strength bonus, good thing i spent all day killing mudcrabs
Endless appetite
Aroma of sakura
Lady Yuyuko
-Y. Konpaku
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