> "But I'm a good girl..."
> You remind yourself that, deep down, you are a good girl. There's no response.
>Undo whatever spell you cast and return your room full of beer. And your painting of Kitten4u.
>Don't regret eating the fairy, better to have taken care of it early and avoid its endless chatter.
> You belay your attempt to return to your room. There's things to do, you feel.
> You're happy you ate the Fairy. It could've done scary things like talk. You don't like talk.
> No, we must eat the crystal first. This is very important. Devour the crystal.
> In fact, you want to eat the crystal. Devour it, even. Sadly, you've already attempted to do this, and like Einstein said, doing the exact same thing twice and expecting differing results is the sure sign of insanity. You can't break your teeth on the crystal because you already broke your teeth on the crystal.
> Isn it sad, Sacchin? ;_;
>Perhaps we can swallow it whole?
> O... kay. That's certainly a new one. Somebody told you it couldn't be done; and you wouldn't be one who'd say so without first try. You open your mouth. Holy shit do you ever open your mouth. Your mouth must be five feet large now. Ten feet. Fifteen feet. You swallow the crystal whole and gobble it right up.
> You feel very, very ill. And not a bit stronger.
>Attempt to consume the crystal whole, so as to prevent any of its power from being lost during consumption.
> You attempt to digest the crystal and take all its magicky powers for yourself. You only worsen your stomachache, but manage to pry a little bit of power from the crystal.
> If crystals had moods, you are sure this one would be unhappy.
>Why did we have to eat our fairy bud? He did nothing wrong. ;-;
>wait. Don't fairies have a way to revive themselves? Surely we can atone for this by finding a way to bring him back!
> hold off on eating the crystal for now. Do our best to use it to poof Navi back. Think him back hard.
> You have no idea why you ate the Fairy. Perhaps something about him didn't quite agree with you? You've chosen not to regret the action!
> You'd hold off on eating the crystal, but it's kind of stuck in your stomach already.
>We're a magical girl, aren't we? Absorb the crystal.
> Absorbing the crystal is--
> The parser has lost any notion of what is going on with the crystal.
> You poop it out.
> There, you now have a crystal that you literally shit out.
> The parser is worried about you.
> Being Shadoweh is suffering.
> Happy birthday.
>_