(OOC: COMPLETELY IGNORING EVERYTHING FROM THE PAST LIKE FOUR DAYS
Attempt at a dual-author post. Talked with Xan on dejatoons IRC: Found him in #touhou.
Also, ☢CAUTION ☢CAUTION ☢ HUGE FUCKING WALL OF TOTALLY POINTLESS FLUFF TEXT INCOMING)
Streets of Karuisuwa, ~9.37 AM, Day 2
Participants: Team Drillkumo, Team Ghostbusters: E-mouse and Xan
We left the shrine in a bit of a hurry. I wanted to catch Renko, and Yuyuko really wanted to get to those restaurants (apparently). That was enough to get both groups moving.
The town seemed rather sleepy. Apparently most of rush hour was over, since I didn't see many cars on the street or people wandering arou...
Oh, right. Trains, not cars. I'm in Japan. How silly of me.
We avoided the train station. Fortunately, it wasn't on the way to the nearest thrifty clothes store.
Along the way, Yuyuko regularly complained about food (well, once she ate all the fruit we'd brought as snacks), Sho and Youmu struggled with comforting her, Yukari never stopped smirking, and Chen strayed a fair bit from strictly following us, darting ahead and sniffing around at some of the landmarks on the sidewalk.
Hmm. I forgot about the enhanced sense of smell they'd have. That could come in handy.
Ran just trotted alongside us, never really making a fuss or...
Just as the store came in sight, I realized something, and stopped. "Wait, hang on."
The others looked over at me.
"We can sort of get away with the suspicious clothes in there, but I'm not sure stores would allow a fox inside."
Ran snorted.
I glanced at Youmu. "Or swords."
Youmu paled, and took a step away from me. "You... you can't be serious. The sword is a samurai's life!"
It was at about this point that Yuyuko yanked both Youmu's swords out of their sheathes, dashed over to an open garbage can nearby, and stabbed them into the mound of trash.
She paused.
"Ooo, leftover manju!"
"Yuyuko, don't eat that..." Sho muttered.
Youmu basically drowned him out with a shriek. "Yuyuko-sama!! What are you doing?!"
"Huh. That's a good idea, actually. People don't rifle through the trash, usually." I muttered.
Youmu was not comforted. "TRASH?! Roukanken is not garbage!!"
"It isn't." Yukari said, calmly, "But making it look that way is a good way to keep it safe when we can't afford to have it seen."
Youmu gave me and Yukari a look of mixed despair and disbelief, then back at the trash can that contained her swords, and moaned painfully.
"This is so disrespectful to them..."
"Don't worry, they'll forgive you~" Yuyuko sang, draping herself over her servant's back. Youmu blushed slightly.
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"Right, then." I turned to face Yukari. "Next problem."
I felt something poke at my shin, and looked down to find Chen pawing at it. I bent down and picked her up.
Yukari put a hand to her lips, pondering. "Weeeell... we can't afford to let them go too far away, given our mana situation..."
"That's what I figured."
In the background, Youmu was bemoaning having to clean her swords once we were done. Sho was tied up with trying to calm her down and stopping Yuyuko from eating the garbage can's contents.
I was suddenly reminded of Earthbound, and smirked slightly.
Yukari probably noticed, but she just continued musing. "However, right now I think we do have a little bit to spare..."
"Enough for Ran to return to normal? We could get away with a cat, maybe..."
Yukari snorted. "Don't be absurd. The tails would stand out too much, anyway."
"... she can't just hide them?"
"It's easier to stay in a form you've used often. She could, but it would take even more mana."
"Joy."
"But a minor change from their current forms wouldn't be difficult... we could go with disguises that don't require much size change."
"Plushies?" I suggested, a little too eagerly.
Yukari smiled. "My, that would work well, wouldn't it?" She bent down, picked up Ran, and looked her in the eye. "You heard the boy."
There was a small pop, but I'm not sure if it was Ran transforming or my hip joint deciding to spontaneously dislocate. I yelped and fell to my knees.
"Ah, yes, perhaps I should have warned you it would hurt a little."
Yukari was, naturally, smirking down at me. The Ran in her arms now looked like a stuffed doll of sorts, although she looked disturbingly realistic. It'll do.
"I suppose I should have expected that from you." I muttered, through grit teeth. I took a deep breath and started to stand up. Chen pawed at my leg again.
"Oh... this... is just one of them?" I asked, nervously.
Now Youmu was crouched down, tracing circles on the ground with a finger. Sho and Yuyuko were fighting over a half-eaten, obviously-stale chunk of bread.
"You DID say we could get away with a cat..."
I glanced at Chen. Considered.
"..... I'd rather not risk it, if we can help it. Might as well try... if you think we can spare it?"
"It'll hurt some more."
"Much to your amusement?"
"Maybe~"
I sighed, and nodded at Chen. "Go."
She stared at me for a moment, the nodded back slowly. She closed her eyes and--
POP.
Shoulder started hurting that time. I fought down another yell, and knelt for a moment, panting.
"You okay?"
Sho'd noticed my predicament, having apparently given up on keeping Yuyuko from getting some horrible bread-borne disease and stopping Youmu from moping.
I looked up. He looked concerned. I gave him a pained grin. "Been better. But I think I'll live."
I picked up plushie-Chen with my less-painful arm, took a deep breath, let it out, and slowly stood up. I was sore all over, but functional. A quick glance told me Yukari's face was a little pale, but if she was in any pain, she wasn't showing it.
"Okay. Let's go."
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Miscellaneous Clothing Store, Karuisuwa, ~9.45 AM, Day 2
Participants: Team Drillkumo, Team Ghostbusters: E-mouse and Xan
We were delayed a little by having to forcibly drag Youmu into the store, but we made it in within a sane amount of time. It was a thrift store of sorts, selling second-hand clothes... and a damn huge variety, at that. A lot like the Salvation Army, I thought.
There was a single changing room in the back.
The cashier was rather... surprised by our entry. "Ah..... welcome! How may I help you?"
I raised an arm - ow - and waved dismissively. "We'll take care of ourselves, but thank you."
He smiled nervously. Sho and the rest of the Hakugyokuro crew walked off and started browsing, Yuyuko rather noisily commenting on how several of the... odder outfits would look on Youmu.
The cashier was not calmed.
I tried to come up with an appropriate explanation for two guys and three girls to wander into a thrift store with ruined clothes, lugging along a pair of hyper-realistic plush dolls and one with enough idiosyncrasies to challenge any boke.
Yukari saved me. She held up the Ran-plush, smiling, and said, "There was some trouble at the convention, and we wanted to pick up some replacement clothes on the way home."
NOW the cashier 'understood.' He smiled, and nodded. 'Otaku' is a good explanation for harmless insanity.
I followed Yukari over as she started rifling through the racks of dresses. "Good one." I whispered.
"Not even a lie, technically," she whispered back, "It was just a convention to escape Gensokyo."
I chuckled. "Gotta love that."
She grabbed one of the dresses off the rack and put it over her arm. I realized Ran would get in the way of this.
I stopped, and shifted Chen over to rest on one arm. Glad she'd managed to stay lightweight for the transformation.
"Here, I'll carry her."
Yukari looked back at me, and blinked. "Ah, certainly."
I took Ran into my arms, carefully, and locked my hands together to try and keep my arms from shaking. Damn soreness. I kept my focus on keeping up with Yukari and not letting the shikigami fall. Didn't keep track of what outfits she was collecting. I'd have to make my selections later, though that'd only take a minute or two at the longest.
After a while, Yukari stopped me with a palm to the forehead. "Oi."
I blinked, looked up, and saw that I had just tried to follow her into the changing room. Yuyuko and Youmu were already in there, with Youmu struggling to keep her top from getting pulled off while I was still looking.
"Er. Right then." I looked around and saw Sho sitting against the wall next to the changing room. I slowly sat down next to him, put Ran and Chen in my lap, and let out a long sigh.
There. Much less sore now.
A small shriek from Youmu came from the dressing room. I glanced over for a moment, and sighed.
"Oi, keep the abuse low, all right?" I called over.
Sho put a hand on my shoulder. "Don't bother."
We were silent for a bit as the changing room rustled and let out quiet giggles.
"..... so." I finally said, "How's life?"
Sho shrugged. "Good enough. I need work though."
I raised an eyebrow. "'Work?' I think there's going to be plenty to do to get the shrine up and running again..."
A nod. "Yeah. But... wouldn't having so many people congregating around the shrine seem... suspicious?"
I frowned. "Hmm. Maybe. I mean, there's the inn and dojo to fix up, too, but our army is still a little large for that... especially as an inexplicable restart without corporate support."
"I don't suppose we could start some sort of fake company to hold our money for us...?"
I shook my head. "And then where would THAT come from? We're on that Sano or whatever guy's property, and he's apparently the CEO or something of an industry giant. Any official explanation for our presence would have to go through him."
I paused. "Besides, an offbeat CEO pulling together an army of new recruits from nowhere and throwing money at them is more believable than that army showing up, getting it from him somehow, and proceeding on their own. Doing it ourselves wouldn't help."
Sho tapped his umbr... Kogasa against the wall. "Fair enough."
"... although, since he wanted us to get started, maybe he's already..."
Yuyuko's voice came, rather clearly, from the changing room. "Go on, go on!"
A panicked objection from Youmu was soon followed by the door suddenly opening, and Youmu staggering out, wearing nothing but a blue school swimsuit.
It was a little small for her.
"... I, uh." I managed to say.
Sho let out a gurgle. I turned and saw him attempting to stop the flow of blood coming from his nose.
Wait, what? I thought nosebleeds were supposed to be...
I felt something wet on my upper lip. Damnit.
I wiped at my nosebleed with a hand, and transferred the results to the side of my pants. "Well. You've got something for sex appeal, at least."
"Shut up!" Youmu squealed, covering herself up with her hands.
Yuyuko walked out of the changing room, smiling. She was wearing a dark red kimono. "Oh, but Youmu, it's so cute on you!"
Sho coughed. "I rather agree. Not quite appropriate clothing for going outside in, but still, we'll probably have plenty of chances to go swimming. We should probably keep a hold of it."
I gave him a withering, deadpan scowl. The loud clicking of high-heeled shoes and a chuckle from Yukari made me turn back around.
The businesswoman outfit really suited her, actually. Not my style, of course, I hate being formal, but it looked really good on her.
I raised an eyebrow. "That fits you surprisingly well."
She smirked at me, and stood up straight, making a bit of a point of her assets. "I'm rather surprised they had a suit my size."
I forced my eyes back up to her face. "I meant more attitude-wise, but that too."
Her smirk deepened. I felt something wet on my upper lip again.
God damnit.
Sho tapped my shoulder. There was a small smile on his face. "I wouldn't worry too much about that," he said, soothingly, "I suspect this will be happening a lot. Just enjoy the moment."
I shifted my shoulders uncomfortably, turned away, and snorted a little. Well, of course I'm appreciative, but I don't want to be just a shallow, perverted...
I realized Yukari and Yuyuko were giggling.
"Oooh, he IS cute when he's flustered!" Yuyuko said, grinning.
I felt my face heat up. Son of a...
... wait, that "ooo" reminded me of something. Now if I can come up with... ah!
"So, does this mean I'm the mascot of Border Inc?" I asked, forcing myself to sound calm. It sort-of worked.
Yukari shook her head. "Nonsense, you're only cute sometimes." She pointed down at the cat... cat plush in my lap, as a counterpoint. "You'd fit more as spokesman or something."
I nodded. "Works. Though, I guess this is rather beside the point, isn't it?"
Yukari smiled. "Come on, let us have our fun!"
"Renko." I countered. She hesitated.
"... well, what do you think, then?"
"They're all usable somewhere, at least. Now go on, I know you've got more in there."
Youmu was, somewhat surprisingly, eager to get back into the changing room. A predatory glint passed between Yukari and Yuyuko's eyes, and they followed her in. The door locked quickly, and apparently Youmu realized her mistake. The rustling and giggling started up again, with the occasional piteous whine.
I sighed. "... so, speaking of Renko. Any idea where she is?"
Sho shook his head. "I wish I knew. She's probably more familiar with the area than we are, for one thing."
"Among many others..." I replied, darkly. "Given her interest in Gensokyo, I think she'd be willing to act as a mana battery if we explain things... especially considering the little magic she's capable of, even out here."
Sho was uncertain. "Do you really think she's capable of that? Whatever is going on is targeting magic users with connections to Gensokyo. Is it possible that she might have been affected?"
I raised an eyebrow. "She's from the outside world, not from in Gensokyo. Like us. The ones that are providing, after living there for a while. And I think Patchouli said that regular humans outside COULD provide mana, but they wouldn't be as good at it. I don't follow."
He hummed. "True. I'm probably just being paranoid."
"Yeah, it'd make more sense, but..." I frowned. "Now you've got me worried."
I leaned back on the wall a little more - ow, neck - and sighed. "Of course, if we're really going to kick up mana availability, we'll need more than just her..."
"I may have found a possible solution to that..." Sho began, but was cut off by the changing room's door getting kicked open.
Heels clicked again as Yukari walked out, not so much 'dressed' as 'barely covered by' a small collection of black leather items, several adorned with wildly unnecessary spikes.
I didn't want to know where she found it. Especially not the whip.
"No."
"Aw, but,"
"No. You've freaked me out, you've had your fun, now stop it before you make me pass out from blood loss or something!"
Sho made a sort of half-wheezing, half-choking sound. I wasn't sure if he was trying not to laugh or not to suffocate on his own blood.
"Ah, he gets wise quickly?" Yuyuko asked, backing out of the room as she pulled on a pair of hands, "That's a pity."
She was in another plain kimono, blue this time. I was hoping she wouldn't continue the pattern.
A whimper came from the owner of the arms Yuyuko was pulling on.
She sighed. "Oh, Youmu, stop being a baby."
One particularly hard yank later, and Youmu stumbled out of the dressing room again, this time in a schoolgirl gym outfit, bloomers and all.
I lowered my head and put a palm over my eyes. Well, at least it was the right size this time...
I heard Sho's clothing rustle as he stood up. He walked over to Youmu and gave her a big hug. For a second there, I thought he was trying to comfort her for all the abuse.
"You're so moe~"
Youmu turned bright red.
Face, meet palm. Again. I groaned. "I take it this is standard procedure?"
"Pretty much." Yukari replied.
Sho was a bit indignant about my response. "What, I'm not allowed to compliment her?"
I blinked. Glanced aside. "... touch?."
"Honestly, if I wouldn't have felt incredibly awkward with two wives, I'd have married her as well." Sho went on.
Youmu's face could not get any redder, so instead it spread to her ears.
... cute.
Yukari whistled. "Goodness, playboy!"
Yuyuko spun a lock of Yukari's hair around a finger. "Yukari, don't be silly, he's been saying that for months! You know that!"
I remained silent. I didn't want to torture Youmu any further, if I could help it, but I didn't want to lie about my take on that matter, either.
So I changed the topic.
"While this is very cute and all, I'm not sure how useful a gym outfit is going to be..."
I was a bit half-hearted about that statement. I knew it'd happen anyway. Just hope it actually DOES get used...
Sho was not concerned. He detached himself from Youmu, but took a parting tweak at her bright-red ears. "We'll find her something more practical eventually, I'm sure."
"'Eventually.'" I pointed out. "And we don't exactly have infinite money, either."
He nodded. "True, but I do have some money, and it doesn't look like we're going to be spending much on housing... Or on cars, for that matter."
"What about food?"
Sho paused. "Well, yes, Yuyuko wouldn't be happy about that..."
The (former?) ghost in question frowned.
"... but that's why we're getting cheap clothing here, yes?"
"And how much cheap clothing do we need?"
"Since we don't have the convenience of magic for cleaning clothes, quite a bit." He shot back.
I considered for a moment. "Wonder if a washing machine would be too much to splurge on..."
"Unless you want to keep wearing the same clothing for days on end, that is." Sho went on, clearly irritated.
I bowed my head. "Okay, you've got a point. Just make sure they're USEFUL, okay?"
Yukari tapped her whip on my shoulder. "You like to be practical, I see."
"It's a bad habit."
"This isn't Gensokyo. Logic is actually useful here." Sho said, agreeably.
I stared at him for a moment. Ran my tongue over my front teeth.
"Can I be an asshole for a second here?"
Sho shrugged. "Go ahead."
"Please." Yukari agreed, smiling.
I nodded. "If part of the point of getting these clothes is to not look like a cosplayer convention, why are we picking out otaku fetish outfits?"
Silence.
"Uh... Good question..."
I sighed, and rubbed my forehead. "... look, I'm fine with a little playing around here, but I don't think we can afford to get stuff you can't wear in public.
... well, maybe one outfit. But this is getting rather silly. All right?"
"Father knows best~" Yukari sang. She walked back into the changing room. I knew she'd just been playing with me.
Sho looked rather sheepish.
Yuyuko, however, was fretting over whether she should take the swimsuit or the gymsuit for Youmu.
"Oh, oh, they reacted more to the swimsuit, but this one you can pass as wearable in emergencies, or at least not swimming..."
"And I'm afraid we don't have all day, either." I said, pointedly.
... hm, there's an idea. "How about letting Youmu decide?"
"That sounds reasonable..." Sho added, hesitantly.
Youmu's decision was instantaneous. "This one."
Not surprising.
Yuyuko didn't seem to mind, though; she just dragged Youmu back into the changing room for another round of mysterious dressup abuse.
Sho stood around for a moment, still looking embarrassed.
I patted the ground where he'd been sitting earlier. He hesitated, but walked over and reclaimed the spot.
"So, where were we?" I asked.
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Sho cleared this throat. "I believe I was mentioning a possible solution to the problem of obtaining magic."
"Ah, right." I turned to face him, and nodded. "I'm listening."
"The basic idea is that I'm pretty sure there is an intersection of leylines around here."
I raised an eyebrow. "Leylines?"
He went on: "Those things are supposedly charged with magic, and where they intersect it's possible to tap into them. I believe that would be why Kanako was interested in taking over the area from Suwako."
"We are in that region, aren't we..." I muttered. "Any idea where? Or how we'd find it?"
"Well, I'd assume Tenshi would know. That's traditionally where keystones would be placed."
I blinked, slowly. "Tenshi? You lost me."
"Tenshi's family is supposedly in charge of the placement of keystones," he explained.
Understanding dawned. "Oh, keystones. I missed that part. I take it those are where you can draw power from intersecting leylines?"
"No, but they do allow you to control them. Leylines are associated with earthquakes."
That makes sense. Okay, I can live with--
"Also with dragons, though that's less relevant." Sho went on.
I froze.
"... dragons."
Sho was merely puzzled by my shock. "Yeah. What's wrong?"
"Where were Gensokyo's dragons?" I hissed.
"I don't know, I certainly never saw any." He paused. "Not counting Meiling's hat."
I just ignored the second part. "That's exactly the problem! The dragons of Gensokyo are supposed to appear during times of crisis! The destruction of the Border can't be anything BUT that!"
He frowned. Looked like he was catching on. "That's a rather large problem. But what if the threat came from outside Gensokyo?"
"Well, that implies that whoever it is found a way to get rid of the dragons. Which intimidated all the youkai of Gensokyo into submission long before the spellcard rules were set up.
We are dealing with something VERY dangerous..."
"Well, I think we knew that already, given our welcoming committee..."
I gave him a deadpan look. "I'm inclined to think that a government SWAT team can't destroy small universes on a whim."
"No, but the very fact that a government SWAT team was involved says something about the person behind this." Sho pointed out. "They have government connections, or are capable of brainwashing people into doing their bidding. Either is very bad."
He paused. "They also expected there to be survivors. That means that they either were not aware of the effect being deprived of magic would have on people from Gensokyo, or they knew we'd be able to stop them from disappearing."
"Kikuri..." I reconsidered. Likely, but not certain... right? "Well, at least that voice we heard, said that she wanted us all to die there. Actually, given that she sounded like an omniscient voice, and WE knew, I wouldn't have put it past her to just overhear it. Knowing about it isn't unusual.
... although, if she DID intend to just kill us, why send the SWAT team?
... and for that matter, why have them kidnap people, rather than kill?"
I rubbed my forehead. "It doesn't make sense..."
"Very little about this makes sense." Sho countered. "The Border's destruction is strange enough. I mean, how do you destroy something that is powerful enough to maintain an entire world?"
"With a lot more power." I replied, darkly. "I can understand that part. It's the motives that confuse me."
Sho nodded. "Yeah. I can't think of any reason to do so."
"Well, she suggested one... sheer spite. I'd kill her for that. There's also just seeking even more power by going through the mana spring..."
I blinked. "Actually, that explains how. She did say it was an incidental consequence of getting the spring, not a primary focus... it's more likely she just worked around the barrier and made it run out of power, rather than overpower it.
Still pretty shitty reasons for it, though. And trying to kidnap the refugees still makes no sense whatsoever..."
"Yes. And that still doesn't tell us much about her motives."
I sighed heavily. I couldn't think of any way to make headway on this one...
During the pause, I realized that the changing room had started to emit moans somewhere along the line.
Hm.
The silence extended itself for a while. Sho finally broke it. "Hmm, is there really something going on in there, or is it just mindgames?"
I didn't let the blood reach my lip this time. "I think the best option there is to not try to find out, and let them have their fun either way."
"Yes..." Sho grinned mischievously. "Hehehe, I think I may get some revenge on Yuyuko for this..."
I stared at him. "... and how would you be intending to do that?"
He shrugged. "I'll think of something."
Well, I guess it's fitting that Yuyuko's plaything would be as good at taking it easy as she is...
The moans quieted, and the changing room's door opened again. Yukari stepped out, in a rather plain but fashionable dress. And carrying a white parasol.
I noticed that she made a point of standing against the changing room's door, to hold it open.
I wasn't about to fall for that, but keeping my eyes on her was more difficult than usual. "So, you CAN be serious, I see."
She shrugged. "We spent a little longer trying on clothes that would actually work."
I nodded. "Thanks. You'd be the one with decent judgment about that."
Youmu squeaked from the changing room.
"Youmu, come out, I promise you nothing bad will happen." Sho said, soothingly.
After a few seconds, Youmu walked out - on her own, for once.
My hopes of her being dressed in something normal were in vain.
Although, I shouldn't have been surprised that the place had used regular schoolgirl outfits, as well. They could have actually picked out one with a decent-length skirt, though...
"Interesting choice of clothing there." Sho said, smiling.
Youmu whimpered. Yuyuko walked out in ANOTHER kimono, smiling as well. Birds of a feather...
"I suppose you can get away with that one." I muttered. "Still feeding the fetish line, though..."
"To be fair, she does look about the right age for it." Sho pointed out.
I drummed my fingers on the floor for a moment. "Good point."
I glanced at Yuyuko again. Then Yukari. "I don't suppose she picked out anything that isn't a kimono?"
Yukari shook her head. "Unfortunately, no." She noogied Yuyuko lightly. "But she's going to be choosing some now, isn't she?"
"But Yukariiii~" Yuyuko whined.
"You can get away with wearing a kimono occasionally, but they're mostly worn for special events, these days." I explained. "If it's comfort you're worried about, I'm sure there's some loose dresses around here that wouldn't be far off."
Sho smirked slightly. "While you're doing that, I've got something I want to go look for."
Hm. I wasn't sure I liked the sound of that.
But, I might as well leave them to their devices for now. I waved the ghost crew off. "All right, you guys get looking. Me and Yukari should go pay for hers..."
"And what about your clothes?" Yukari asked, eyeing the mud caked onto my pants from last night.
"... good point. We'll grab some on the way."
I glanced down at the shikigami-turned-plushies on my lap. This was going to take some juggling.
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Well, we managed it. Yukari took Ran and Chen off my hands while I picked out some clothes - all loose, casual stuff, as is my wont - and we took about a half-dozen outfits each to the register.
I felt a little clammy from the mana overexertion (well, that's the explanation I could come up with, at least) but bringing it all over and paying for it was doable. The price was actually pretty good.
I was about to excuse us and head outside with the clothes so Ran and Chen could turn back and I could stop feeling like I'd run a marathon through brambles, but Yuyuko and company chose that time to show up at the register as well.
Yuyuko and Youmu were both in schoolgirl outfits.
"You can't be serious."
Sho's grin was enormous. "Oh, I am."
"I don't suppose you'd like to explain, then?" I asked, heavily.
He shook his head. "It can wait. Let's not make a scene."
I noticed the cashier staring. Yeah, gotta cut this short.
I rolled my eyes and sighed. I would have thrown up my arms, too, but I was rather weighed down by four full shopping bags I was carrying, one with a definitely-uncomfortable Chen lying on top of the clothes.
"Okay, fine, add to the cosplay collection. We'll wait outside."
And so we did.
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Streets of Karuisuwa, ~10.10 AM, Day 2
Participants: Team Drillkumo, Team Ghostbusters: E-mouse and Xan
Yukari and I walked over to the trash can (still) containing Youmu's swords, and put down our bags. We pulled Ran and Chen out of the shopping bags.
I glanced at Yukari. "Is changing back going to hurt, too?"
She smiled. I took that as a yes, and knelt down again.
"Okay, one at a time."
One pop. I grunted, but the pain was brief; I actually felt a little better after. After a second, I nodded. Second pop. Managed to only flinch.
I felt something rub against my leg, and scratched Chen behind the ears.
"There, that's much better."
"I see it must be inconvenient having someone who actively uses their powers connected to you."
I looked up, to see Sho looking sympathetic, Youmu and Yuyuko alongside him. Still in the schoolgirl outfits.
"Can only imagine what the superhuman guys are putting up with, huh?" I replied, standing back up.
I tilted my head to one side, provoking a small cracking sound from my neck. "So, mind explaining yourself?"
Sho smiled. "Just a little punishment for Yuyuko's behavior. Nothing major. I did say I'd get a little revenge. Besides, it'll be easier to pass of Yuyuko as my sister than as my wife, given her apparent age."
I glanced at her. Well, the cup size was a little abnormal, but aside from that... and considering marriage age issues...
I nodded slowly. "I guess that's true. Acting the part may be a little tricky, though."
I paused. "And she doesn't seem to be taking it as much of a 'punishment.'"
Sho shrugged. "Well, I wasn't too irritated by her behavior, either. And as for acting... well, Yuyuko is a master of it. She's nowhere near as idiotic as she usually acts."
Yuyuko was proving his second point by holding up the back of Youmu's skirt like some sort of royal cape as she walked over to retrieve her swords, red-faced.
I stared for a second, then faced Sho again. "I was worried more about YOUR acting, but I guess we'll make it, either way."
He smirked. "Don't doubt my abilities."
Youmu pulled her swords out of the trash and looked them over with a mournful expression. I could see some sort of grease on them, and what was probably some sort of hot sauce. Poor girl.
Sho spoke up again. "So, I assume we had better find Renko?
Yuyuko turned and presented him with the classic puppy-dog eyes. "But Shoooo, you promiiiised!"
"To go to a restaurant?" I guessed, deadpan. She nodded.
I swear Sho sweatdropped. "Well, looks like I have other commitments, then. But I'll be stopping back home to drop off our clothing first. Shall I take yours as well?"
I glanced at the three bags he was carrying, the two Yuyuko had dropped to pester Youmu, and the three Youmu had dropped to mourn her swords.
"Do you have eight hands?" I asked, sarcastically.
He paused. "Fair enough. I'll be off, then."
"'We.'" I corrected, grabbing my own bags again. "I'm not lugging these all around town, and there's probably more leads on where Renko went at the shrine, anyway."
He agreed.