Roll to Dodge 2: Boss Rush Edition

[Mr Jovial]

All those stat points to get to an AoE heal must have unlocked some other stuff right?
>Cast some buffs on our rather small team, preferably something that will block some of the damage from the incoming attack. Doesn't look like it's going to die before it can attack :<

[an unmatched sock]

>Solve the Rubik's Cube. Maybe something cool will happen.
>>Alternatively, scramble it, then switch two of the color stickers and give it to the boss.

Provided I can still do this from the grave, that is. Otherwise, I'll just sit here, being dead.

[FlamingRok]

>Enhance the sword with fiery proportions, and slash at the spider with a never-ending fury of flames!

[Failure McFailFace]

WARNING: BOSS ATTACK THIS TURN! IT WILL ATTACK AFTER ALL OF YOU!

> Defend.

[4]
You shield your head in your arms. +[2]0 HP for [5] turns
[22:07] *Keine-tan* @dice 1d3
[22:07] <Keine-tan> 2
[22:09] <bigyihsuan> dice 1d5
[22:09] <Keine-tan> 5

>Pass a Rubik's cube to An Unmatched Sock

Done

>Activate Spellcard! "Cruise of Bkub: Send Romans" _{(It took forever to make an anagram of "Rubik's Cube of Randomness")}

[2]
You messily use the Cube while the spider is prepping her attack.
[2]
[22:15] <bigyihsuan> choose heal or free item or summon_helper
[22:15] <Keine-tan> I choose...heal! ^_^V
[1]
You heal for 71 hp.

>Redirect spider's attack to target the sun. With the power of suggestion psychokinesis!

[1]
Your psychokinesis doesn't work ant it seems to be pulling the boss towards you. U gon die dis turn

All those stat points to get to an AoE heal must have unlocked some other stuff right?
>Cast some buffs on our rather small team, preferably something that will block some of the damage from the incoming attack. Doesn't look like it's going to die before it can attack :<

[6]
You rolled a 6. YOU WON AMAZING PRIZES!!!!!!11!!111one!!1!
[22:20] <bigyihsuan> choose free_item or heal or summon_ally_player or RNG_help
[22:20] <Keine-tan> I choose...summon_ally_player! ^_^V
An ally is summoned to help. He will leave in [4] turns

Stats:
HP: 500
ATK: 80
[22:22] <bigyihsuan> dice 2d10
[22:22] <Keine-tan> 5 and 10
[22:22] <bigyihsuan> dice 2d10
[22:22] <Keine-tan> 2 and 4

>Solve the Rubik's Cube. Maybe something cool will happen.

[1]
You die. THE CUBE WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE SOLVED dead for [3]

>>Alternatively, scramble it, then switch two of the color stickers and give it to the boss.

[1]
you can't scramble it because you're dead.

Provided I can still do this from the grave, that is. Otherwise, I'll just sit here, being dead.

You rose from the grave, then immediately died

>Enhance the sword with fiery proportions, and slash at the spider with a never-ending fury of flames!

[1]
RIP in pepperoni FlaminkgRok, who perished in flaming his sword
dead for [2]
BOSS ATTACK

Due to LaserTurtle's botched psychokinesis, the boss will hit LaserTurtle without fail.
[1] -> 6 for boss
The spider swipes at LaserTurtle with its legs!
245 damage!
LaserTurtle is dead for [5] turns

Next Boss attack: [2] turns

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Boss Number: 7
Boss: GIANT SPIDER
HP: 552
ATK: 245
Next attack: 2 turns
Status: None
Weak Point: Thorax (+60)
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Current effects:
None

Kasu (+20 hp for 5) HP: 493 (+20) ATK: 300	an unmatched sock (dead for 3) HP: 173 ATK: 40	FlamingRok (dead for 2) HP: 296 ATK: 160 (+40 from sword) Inventory: Sword (+40 ATK)
Mr Jovial HP: 103 ATK: 50	LaserTurtle (dead for 5) HP: 180 ATK: 40	Miniking HP: 292 ATK: 430 Item: Rubik's Cubes of Randomness (x1) (gives a random effect to the holder when used. Dice roll. Odds are bad, evens are good. 2nd dice roll determines severity.)

Ally: (leaves in 4)
HP: 500
ATK: 80

[an unmatched sock]

Dangit miniking, you sabotaged me! How could you ;_;

>Be dead. Again.

[Neovereign]

"It was the RNG! mumbles: The only times I get something good is when others have to suffer..."
>Actually read the guide then use the Rubik's cube.
Remark on Kasu's charismatic defensive position.

[Kasu]

> Rain down fire on the spider.

[Mr Jovial]

>Send Mr unidentified ally in to attack while I do cheer leading maneuvers to motivate my only friend meat shield ally!

[LaserTurtle]

(I mean I tanked the attack right? that helps...?)
>Flip metaphorical tables
>Psychokinesis myself alive again

[FlamingRok]

Ow.
>Once again converse with the dead.

[Vilikusan]

 /IN,  Let's join the fry ^^.

> Seeing how the things got nasty and how RNG made part of team cease to exist, an esper called Maxwell's Demon decided to come out of hidden and help out the heroes.
> Showing up on the stage is very important☆. Thus, thinking short-sightedly about the showy first attack, I pray for great attack rolls, even if my HP rolls were to suffer some penalties and be meager. (I hope I won't get negative HP though >.>)
> If I don't die by jumping out of bushes, another plane of existence, or wherever I was hidden, I try to land on spider, hitting him with plasmatic fireball I did mid-air, by gathering heat energy from surroundings.

[Failure McFailFace]

lol im lazy

WARNING, BOSS ATTACK NEXT TURN

/IN,  Let's join the fry ^^.

Stats:
HP: [2] * [2] * 10 = 40
[12:27] <bigyihsuan> dice 2d10
[12:27] <Keine-tan> 2 and 2
ATK: [5] * [10] * 10 = 500 !!!!!
[12:28] <bigyihsuan> dice 2d10
[12:28] <Keine-tan> 5 and 10

> Seeing how the things got nasty and how RNG made part of team cease to exist, an esper called Maxwell's Demon decided to come out of hidden and help out the heroes.
> Showing up on the stage is very important☆. Thus, thinking short-sightedly about the showy first attack, I pray for great attack rolls, even if my HP rolls were to suffer some penalties and be meager. (I hope I won't get negative HP though >.>)
> If I don't die by jumping out of bushes, another plane of existence, or wherever I was hidden, I try to land on spider, hitting him with plasmatic fireball I did mid-air, by gathering heat energy from surroundings.

[12:30] <bigyihsuan> dice 1d6
[12:30] <Keine-tan> 4
You hit the spider with a huge fireball. It's super effective! -333 HP

Dangit miniking, you sabotaged me! How could you ;_;

>Be dead. Again.

[12:31] <bigyihsuan> dice 1d6
[12:31] <Keine-tan>
You continue being dead.

"It was the RNG! mumbles: The only times I get something good is when others have to suffer..."
>Actually read the guide then use the Rubik's cube.
Remark on Kasu's charismatic defensive position.

You use your last Cube.
[12:33] <bigyihsuan> dice 1d6
[12:33] <Keine-tan> 2
Even. CONGERASTUASHUN, U WONE:
[12:34] <bigyihsuan> choose hp or item or damage or atk
[12:34] <Keine-tan> I choose...item! ^_^V
A ITEHM
[12:35] <bigyihsuan> dice 1d6
[12:35] <Keine-tan> 5
You throw the cube on the ground. It smashes, and you get:
[12:36] <bigyihsuan> choose rolls or attack or hp
[12:36] <Keine-tan> I choose...attack! ^_^V
... a stick. A Stick to be precise.
[12:40] <bigyihsuan> choose stick or better or good or very_good or master
[12:40] <Keine-tan> I choose...stick! ^_^V
[12:40] <bigyihsuan> dice 1d6
[12:40] <Keine-tan> 2
+[2] * 10 = +20 ATK (permanent)

> Rain down fire on the spider.

[12:44] <bigyihsuan> dice 1d6
[12:44] <Keine-tan> 1
Nope. RIP in pepperoni Kasu, dead for [3]
[12:44] <bigyihsuan> dice 1d3
[12:44] <Keine-tan> 3

>Send Mr unidentified ally in to attack while I do cheer leading maneuvers to motivate my only friend meat shield ally!

[12:45] <bigyihsuan> dice 2d6
[12:45] <Keine-tan> 4 and 3
You can't motivate your ally, but he chops off 53 HP!

(I mean I tanked the attack right? that helps...?)
>Flip metaphorical tables
>Psychokinesis myself alive again

[12:47] <bigyihsuan> dice 1d6
[12:47] <Keine-tan> 1
Nope, still dead.

Ow.
>Once again converse with the dead.

[12:48] <bigyihsuan> dice 1d6
[12:48] <Keine-tan> 1
They don't like you.

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Boss Number: 7
Boss: GIANT SPIDER
HP: 166
ATK: 245
Next attack: 1 turns
Status: None
Weak Point: Thorax (+60)
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Current effects:
None

Kasu (+20 hp for 4) HP: 513 (+20) ATK: 300	an unmatched sock (dead for 2) HP: 173 ATK: 40	FlamingRok (dead for 1) HP: 296 ATK: 160 (+40 from sword) Inventory: Sword (+40 ATK)
Mr Jovial HP: 103 ATK: 50	LaserTurtle (dead for 4) HP: 180 ATK: 40	Miniking HP: 292 ATK: 450
Vilikusan HP: 40 ATK: 500

Ally: (leaves in 3)
HP: 500
ATK: 80

[Kasu]

> Resurrect.

[LaserTurtle]

>bribe the RNG with blood sacrifice for resurrection.

[Neovereign]

Oh boy, now there's a glass cannon on the team...
>"How to get rid of a giant spider? with an even GIANT-er Foot!"
>Summon giant giant to stomp on the giant spider.

[Mr Jovial]

Kasu (+20 hp for 4) HP: 513 (+20) ATK: 300	an unmatched sock (dead for 2) HP: 173 ATK: 40	FlamingRok (dead for 1) HP: 296 ATK: 160 (+40 from sword) Inventory: Sword (+40 ATK)
Mr Jovial HP: 103 ATK: 50	LaserTurtle (dead for 4) HP: 180 ATK: 40	Miniking HP: 292 ATK: 450
Vilikusan HP: 40 ATK: 500

Ally: (leaves in 3)
HP: 500
ATK: 80

Vilikusan stole my ally :C
(I'm assuming that's a typo and I wasn't just roobed)
>Do a shockingly bad dance routine with my ally to form happy memories before he disappears forever ;-; smite the boss with lightning. Or just confuse the heck out of it with terrible dance moves, whichever works.

[Failure McFailFace]

Vilikusan stole my ally :C
(I'm assuming that's a typo and I wasn't just roobed)

yes it's a typo, i just put it outside of the table because i'm lazy :p

[FlamingRok]

:<

>Alright I guess I'll just wait out my death sentence here.

[Vilikusan]

Thinking that I had really stolen Mr Jovial's ally, I feel a blend of very strong emotions in my mind: joy from having a new ally, and sadness from robbing Mr Jovial. I want to get rid of this tumult and use it as an attack.
> As I should still be quite close to the enemy, I try to use these exploding emotions as an attack.

[Goomba98]

Does this have the Fairy type in it? If so, I'm totally joining (assuming we can still join).

[Failure McFailFace]

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yeah no

> Resurrect.

[1] Died from resurrecting. Dead for [2] turns.

>bribe the RNG with blood sacrifice for resurrection.

[6] You successfully donate blood to the RNG Blood Drive. The RNG rewards you for your generosity by resurrecting you with some luck. You get +[2] for [2] turns.

Oh boy, now there's a glass cannon on the team...
>"How to get rid of a giant spider? with an even GIANT-er Foot!"
>Summon giant giant to stomp on the giant spider.

[6] A giant foot falls from the sky. It crushes the spider, instantly killing it! The foot smells nice. You get an air freshener hanging from a rather large hair. +[2] for [2] when used.
BOSS IS DEAD

>Do a shockingly bad dance routine with my ally to form happy memories before he disappears forever ;-; smite the boss with lightning. Or just confuse the heck out of it with terrible dance moves, whichever works.

[3] The spider is dead, and the foot is still here. Your dancing amuses the foot.

>Alright I guess I'll just wait out my death sentence here.

[3] You wait warmly, but then your death counter finishes. You're alive now.

Thinking that I had really stolen Mr Jovial's ally, I feel a blend of very strong emotions in my mind: joy from having a new ally, and sadness from robbing Mr Jovial. I want to get rid of this tumult and use it as an attack.
> As I should still be quite close to the enemy, I try to use these exploding emotions as an attack.

[6] Since the boss is dead, you send the exploding emotions at the foot. It flees in pain, with spider guts still mushed under the heel. You get a questionable air freshener from a rather large hair the foot dropped. +[1] for [1] turn when used.

Does this have the Fairy type in it? If so, I'm totally joining (assuming we can still join).

HP: [9] * [1] * 10 = 90
ATK: [10] * [4] * 10 = 400

New Boss: A mermaid. That likes to slap people with her tail.

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Boss Number: 8
Boss: Tail-Slapping Mermaid
HP: 6 * 2 * 3 * 5 * 4 * 10 = 7200
ATK: 5 * 4 * 10 = 200
Next attack:  6 turns
Status: None
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Current effects:
None

Kasu (+20 hp for 2) (dead for 2) HP: 513 (+20) ATK: 300	an unmatched sock (dead for 1) HP: 173 ATK: 40	FlamingRok HP: 296 ATK: 160 (+40 from sword) Inventory: Sword (+40 ATK)
Mr Jovial HP: 103 ATK: 50	LaserTurtle (+2 for 2) HP: 180 ATK: 40	Miniking HP: 292 ATK: 450 Inventory: Air Freshener (+2 for 2 when used)
Vilikusan HP: 40 ATK: 500 Inventory: Questionable Air Freshener (+1 for 1 when used)	Goomba98 HP: 90 ATK: 400

Ally: (leaves in 2)
HP: 500
ATK: 80

[Neovereign]

>"How to get rid of a slapping mermai-..."
>Summon giant giant to slap the slapping mermaid.
>Repeat process for preceding bosses until Exodia the forbidden is fully summoned.
>Apply Air Freshener
>Put the mermaid halfway in a lake, tail/bottom half submerged, then freeze the lake.

[Kasu]

> Revive.

[LaserTurtle]

>revive all allies with the power of LOVE blood sacrifice carefully worded contracts

[Mr Jovial]

>Go into half-asleep frenzy due to being woken up in the middle of winter after 2 months

[DNAbc]

>Telefrag the mermaid