I've been really bored lately and one of my friend just randomly suggested that we should write a few exaggerated jokes along the lines of Chuck Norris' jokes. Being an hardcore fan of Yuuka, they are all related to her.
I'd like to see if any of you have any ideas or good ones :3 It can be about any characters (Because Touhou is made of reality-breaking lolis)
Here are mines:
- Yukari can control every boundary except the boundary of badassness. It belongs to Yuuka.
- Komachi used to be a very hard-working shinigami, until she tried to bring Yuuka to her death.
- Nobody pisses off Reimu and gets away with it. This includes Yuuka; She doesn?t get away, she stands there, watching Reimu running away as fast as she can.
- Even though Yuuka could visit the netherworld?s cherry blossoms tree, she prefers not too; She doesn?t like hanging around her old victims.
- Yuuka doesn?t hunt, unlike other youkai. Hunting includes the possibility that she could fail. Yuuka kills.
- Shikieiki, the judge of the highest paradise checks her closet every night before going to sleep in case Yuuka is hiding in it.
- The great barrier of Hakurei, was originally made to keep Yuuka out. It failed miserably.
- Yuuka once commented, "There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by genocide. In fact, there are none."
- When observing a Yuuka fire her Double Spark in slow motion, one finds that Yuuka actually rapes her victim with her umbrella, wins a chess game against Yukari, makes Reimu give her donations and then fire another Double Spark.
- Humans give their faith to Kanako, Kanako gives her faith to Yuuka.
- If Reimu has 100 yen and Yuuka has 100 yen, Yuuka has already killed a nation within the time span it took you to read this.
- Yuuka once tried to be even more moe by wearing glasses. It gave her such a good vision, all she could see was the back of her head.
- Once, Marisa challenged Yuuka to a fight. Yuuka smiled. Marisa master sparked herself, as she realised it was a less painful death.
- Rumia?s ability to control the darkness doesn?t affect Yuuka; the dark is afraid of Yuuka.
- Yuuka always get enough sleep; the sun wouldn?t dare to rise without her permission.
- Yuuka never blinks or closes her eyes; she?s only giving you a chance to run away.
- If an oni and a vampire fought, who would win? Yuuka.
- Whenever Yuuka does something, Yukari modifies the boundaries to make sure she is always right to prevent her from being angry.
- Yuyuko?s power is inviting people to their death; Yuuka invites death into people.
- One day, Yuuka took a walk while in a bad mood. There were no survivors.
- One day, Sakuya said hi to Yuuka while she was busy. Yuuka answered ??Ah, give me a minute??. Sakuya thus spent her entire life mastering the art of time control just to make sure to give Yuuka that minute.
- Yuuka doesn?t try to be moe, the moe tries to be her.