Maidens of the Kaleidoscope
~Hakurei Shrine~ => Patchouli's Scarlet Library => Topic started by: Acidus on June 03, 2011, 04:45:57 AM
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Hi my name is siki eiki 'green ranger' yama'xanadu and I have medium forest green hair (that's how I got my name) and dark blue eyes like the bottom of the sea and a lot of people tell me I look like yuka kazami (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to the dragon god but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a yama but my face is smooth and beardless. I have pale white skin. I'm also a judge of the dead, and I go to a magic afterlife called Higan in Gensokyo where I rule over it for the sixtieth year (I'm seventeen thousand). I'm a touhou (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly blue. I love Kourindou and I buy all my judgement sticks from there. For example today I was wearing a blue dress with matching ribbons around it and a black cotton skirt, white ribboned socks and black mary janes. I wasn't wearing lipstick or foundation or eyeliner OR eyeshadow because makeup are for whores. I was walking outside Higan. It was snowing and raining so Komachi was slacking, which I was very unhappy about. A lot of sinners stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
"Hey Siki!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Byakuren Hijiri!
"What's up Byakuren?" I asked.
"Nothing." she said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!
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Y is ths so shrt? I wanna see more :wikipedia:
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ugh y is siki such a mary sue i mean come on now
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dud u shuld liek ttly make siki og ot wit da drgon dud itd be liek spr sugio desu
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omg u jst stool dis 4m me tak dis down imedeutly >:(
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Is there like a fanfic hall of fame? Cuz this needs to go in there ASAP.
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... Byakuren x Shikieiki.
Despite my better judgment, I feel I must approve of this.
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... Byakuren x Shikieiki.
Despite my better judgment, I feel I must approve of this.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/734958/2girls-blue_eyes-blush-brown_hair-closed_eyes-fren APPROVE OF IT MORE (slightly NSFW)
also too much grammar
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If you're "serious" about parodying this, I want to see no less than 40 chapters. Sorry, I don't speak "Tara".
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Oh god, you were serious. Keep going!
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She was wearing a black dress with straps winding all around her and a white one underneath and a cape (AN: A lot fo kewl gurlz wer it ok!).
You better not be discriminating against women with capes >:C
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If you're "serious" about parodying this, I want to see no less than 40 chapters. Sorry, I don't speak "Tara".
Too bad.
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DAMNIT KANAKO THAT SHIT WAS GETTING HOT ;________;
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I don't know if I should read the original one or not. :getdown: :getdown: :getdown:
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I don't know if I should read the original one or not. :getdown: :getdown: :getdown:
Read it along with Thirty Hs, your mind will be blown.
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Who's Voldemort going to be?
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liek omg u liek tttly misspeled ludicrous
like omg
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This is the most amazing thing I've ever read in my life.
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Alternate reading chapters of xenophilia and MIW.
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Someone needs to do a reading of this. Now.
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"Bastard!" I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a shrine maiden with green long hair. She didn't have the snake hair accessory and now she was wearing a blue cape just like Byakuren and she wasn't holding a gohei anymore. She had a sexy outsider accent. She looked exactly like Mima. She was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw her kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko.
I'm now imagining sanae with a russian accent.
Anathe, I fucking love you man.
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u suk sickys a maru su, u can c it thru her frenchn kisses SHE JAPANESE WHY SHE FRENCH KISS??! >:(
This story sux, go jump off a cliff.