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~Beyond the Border~ => Akyu's Arcade => Topic started by: Alfred F. Jones on November 16, 2010, 07:38:38 PM

Title: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on November 16, 2010, 07:38:38 PM
There is enough interest in KoL around these parts to justify this thread! Go us. Arashi, you should have done this ages ago :<

For those who have never heard of this before, check it out and join us! (http://www.kingdomofloathing.com/)

#maidensofloathing on irc.ppirc.net
Clan: Maidens of the Kaleidoscope

And Matsuri, stop trying to bring down my mighty sandcastle with your pitiful toilet paper. BV
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on November 16, 2010, 07:40:24 PM
My Frobozz Instant House is also immune to your puny hygiene products.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Matsuri on November 16, 2010, 07:41:28 PM
JUST YOU WAIT I WILL GET YOU BOTH BACK SO HARD FOR THIS I SWEAR D:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Jana on November 16, 2010, 07:45:32 PM
I've mentioned it in the chat before, but I used to play KoL long, long go. It's nice to see you guys are having fun,and if I hadn't completely forgotten my old username/password, I might have considered joining you.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Third Eye Lem on November 16, 2010, 07:46:24 PM
I haven't touched KoL in ages. The grind just stopped being fun (I still haven't completed my second ascension, lol).
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Matsuri on November 16, 2010, 07:53:46 PM
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[14:52:50] <@rdj522> ...Okay, I found out what I did the first time I tried throwing toilet paper.
[14:52:55] <@rdj522> I TP'd *myself*. >_<

:smug:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on November 16, 2010, 07:54:50 PM
hey KoLmafia takes time to figure out ok ;_;

Quote
>You lie down on the floor and rest.
  You gain 39 hit points.
  You gain 41 Mojo Points.

>You spend a little time after you wake up cleaning up all that toilet paper people have been leaving around. Savages.
  You gain 1 Strengthliness.

>There's enough toilet paper left for you to reclaim some of it. You carefully roll the toilet paper back into rolls while you plot your revenge.
  You acquire 13 rolls of toilet paper
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Nat Tea on November 16, 2010, 08:28:50 PM
Just in case no one got it:

Choja (#620072)

Have fun!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on November 16, 2010, 08:31:16 PM
ArashiKurobara (#2118636)

o/
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Matsuri on November 16, 2010, 08:33:28 PM
Posting my IDs because I was told to:

Main account, in clan: MatsuriSakuragi (#2175911)
Alt account, not in clan: AmaryllisMatsuri (#2178137)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on November 16, 2010, 08:34:35 PM
rdj522 (#2167268)

Let me know if anyone needs Accordion Thief buffs.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on November 16, 2010, 08:35:20 PM
Fighting_Tuna (#2117577)

Clubbing those seals like no tomorrow >:<
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on November 16, 2010, 08:38:27 PM
Sakura Rurouni (#2117721)

/me busts a disco move
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Third Eye Lem on November 16, 2010, 09:12:02 PM
Mine is: LemGambino (#1814910)

I also sent in a clan application today.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Jana on November 16, 2010, 09:14:05 PM
...You know what? I don't have much to do today. Maybe I'll take a look at what's changed since the old days and make a new account later.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on November 16, 2010, 09:14:24 PM
/me whips out the "approve" stamp :3
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Chaore on November 16, 2010, 09:29:35 PM
ArmadilloMan (#2037291) reporting for duty.

...long story behind the username, feel free to ask elsewhere.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: theshirn on November 16, 2010, 09:31:29 PM
I haven't touched KoL in forever and a half, and didn't get far when I did.

I'll make an account later today.  Why the hell not?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Jana on November 16, 2010, 11:10:34 PM
Jana (#2183891), noob Sauceror. Working to get to Lv 3~
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: theshirn on November 16, 2010, 11:26:52 PM
theshim (#2183908)

Level 1 Disco Bandit.  Because ALL live in fear of me and my Moxie.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on November 16, 2010, 11:34:41 PM
/me whitelists people LIKE A BOSS
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on November 16, 2010, 11:39:12 PM
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[17:29] <rdj522> 11/16/10 05:19:28 PM - nintendonut888 has covered your Frobozz Instant House? with toilet paper.
[17:29] <rdj522> ...
[17:30] <Jana> I'm Level 3~ I can apply to the MotK clan now~
[17:30] <rdj522> Arashi, do you still have that brick?
[17:30] <rdj522> Jana: :D
[17:30] <ArashiKurobara> I forget if I have any bricks, one sec
[17:31] * rdj522 adds theshim and nintendonut888
[17:31] <ArashiKurobara> There ya go.
[17:32] <rdj522> "Welcome to #maidensofloathing, where we throw toilet paper at one another (and Donut is banned if he retaliates)"
[17:32] <rdj522> "You arc the brick through the window of nintendonut888's Newbiesport? tent, shattering it."
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on November 17, 2010, 03:55:52 AM
Screw you all for bringing up KoL

Now I have to get back into it D: <

EDIT: Garlyle (#1253199)
I am on my fifth existance.  This one's going to be a Bad Moon unlocker.  :ohdear:

My last ascension ran me just under 17,000 turns though, due to going for level 30 and getting a truck full of trophies in the process, so this one might feel short by comparison 8D
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on November 17, 2010, 04:09:34 AM
I am on my fifth existance.  This one's going to be a Bad Moon unlocker.  :ohdear:

I'm working on that right now too. :ohdear:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Third Eye Lem on November 17, 2010, 04:11:42 AM
I am on my fifth existance.  This one's going to be a Bad Moon unlocker.  :ohdear:
I'm gonna do mine on my third. It's gonna be fun. :P
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Twillsky on November 17, 2010, 04:31:47 AM
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  You conjure up a dart of spaghetti and hurl it at your opponent.

I could not stop snickering after this. Count me in!

Twillsky (#2183924)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: WHMZakeri on November 17, 2010, 05:25:44 AM
Zakeri (#1953023)

It's a good thing there's some group interest going into this game. I used to play all the time back when Jick use to delete accounts that were inactive for more than three months.

And when I say "All the time" I really mean "long enough to reach level ten and then quit for several months at a time."

Needless to say, picking up from where I left off feels wonderfully refreshing.

I can already tell I'm starting to lose interest though. I'm almost finished getting the Wossname at level thirteen yesterday, but after spending about 200 adventures, and still having 145 left, I just decided that, suddenly, I was level 14 and went to sleep.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on November 17, 2010, 05:35:52 AM
Yeah, it can be tough to stay interested for long periods when you've been through the content a few times (That's why people tend to pick up Greasemonkey, so they can burn through a day without actively doing anything when need be).

I actually donated and got a Mr. Accessory at one point, so my account is sticking around from ages ago.  Man, I miss the days pre-NS-13 when everything was so simple.  The majority of the quests have been overhauled so much since then!
Some far less than others, though 8D
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on November 17, 2010, 05:44:54 AM
I actually donated and got a Mr. Accessory at one point, so my account is sticking around from ages ago

I'm considering doing that before too long, either once friends pay me back from concert stuff or when I get some Christmas gift money. A lot of the past Items/Familiars of the Month and such sound pretty neat.

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The majority of the quests have been overhauled so much since then!

They have been substantially overhauling a lot of stuff recently. The Typical Tavern and the Bat Hole in particular I remember getting redone just in the past month or so, though I was past the Bat Hole on this run by the time that one happened. I really like the revamped Tavern though.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Iced Fairy on November 17, 2010, 06:29:34 AM
 :ohdear:

Oh well.  I'm doomed.

Okitas   #1886334

And things have changed a bunch.  I suppose I should ascend so I can experience them.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: theshirn on November 17, 2010, 06:32:11 AM
I need more bricks.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on November 17, 2010, 06:34:11 AM
I need more bricks.

Already gave both of mine to rdj, sorry. :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on November 17, 2010, 03:03:33 PM
I need more bricks.

Start saving up. =P (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/McPhee%27s_Grimoire_of_Hilarious_Object_Summoning)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on November 17, 2010, 06:38:09 PM
They have been substantially overhauling a lot of stuff recently. The Typical Tavern and the Bat Hole in particular I remember getting redone just in the past month or so, though I was past the Bat Hole on this run by the time that one happened. I really like the revamped Tavern though.
Yeah, I did both of those last night (I love that the good old early-game grind spot still works like a charm, I really do 8D).  Bat Hole looks to almost be the exact same in actual mechanics, except the final room got changed.  And the Tavern being cleaned up and all is nice.  I particularly like that
I can now go back and fight Baron von Ratsworth later instead of having to put off completing the quest
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on November 20, 2010, 05:48:10 PM
(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/2894/hoveron.png)

I love what some of these messages for not being able to compete say. :3

Also, familiar names! What have you all named yours?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on November 20, 2010, 08:44:43 PM
Also, familiar names! What have you all named yours?
Shoulda asked me yesterday, when I still had Shouri the Reassembled Blackbird. Then this list would be more complete.

Current main familiar is Roukanken, the Howling Balloon Monkey.

And as for the rest:

:3
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Matsuri on November 20, 2010, 09:15:41 PM
Mine are all named after Sakura Taisen characters!

I have:
Gemini, the Mosquito
Subaru, the Star Starfish
Ratchet, the Leprechaun
Rikaritta, the Levitating Potato
Orihime, the Fuzzy Dice
Coquelicot, the Barrrnacle
Kanna, the Grue
Leni, the Blood-Faced Volleyball
Plum, the Ghuol Whelp
Glycine, the Baby Gravy Fairy
Diana, the Cocoabo
Sagiitta, the Killer Bee
Maria, the Clockwork Grapefruit
Sumire, the Origami Towel Crane
Iris, the Evil Teddy Bear
Ichiro, the Ragamuffin Imp
Erica, the Mariachi Chihuahua (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVOHQbXD-Cg) ( :3)
Kohran, the Smiling Rat

And I have Lobelia the Flaming Gravy Fairy on the way. I haven't decided what familiar to name Sakura yet. I'm holding out for a special event one, maybe. :3


also aaaaaaa I wish the Ronin stage went faster, I wanna be able to buy stuff from the mall and flea market again and I wanna be able to collect meat from the clan rumpus room and Ruro and Arashi have both sent me gifts that I wanna open and aaaaa :(
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on November 20, 2010, 09:22:55 PM
Kuma, the Flaming Gravy Fairy
Solais, the Baby Gravy Fairy
GODrake, the Smiling Rat
Benny, the Blood-Faced Volleyball
Sana, the Cocoabo
Edible, the Angry Goat
Helepolis, the Mosquito
Purvis, the Barrrnacle
Jana, the Sabre-Toothed Lime
Stuffman, the Levitating Potato
Uncertain Kitten, the Autonomous Disco Ball
Keri, the Mariachi Chihuahua
Erebus, the Grue
Moerin~<3, the Adorable Seal Larva
Sapz, the Killer Bee
Polaris, the Star Starfish
Fate, the Spooky Pirate Skeleton
Suikama, the Howling Balloon Monkey
Kilga, the Ghuol Whelp
Slaves, the Clockwork Grapefruit
Trance, the MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech
Mode, the Scary Death Orb
Acidus, the Origami Towel Crane
Cirno Train, the Ninja Snowflake
Muffin, the Ragamuffin Imp

I kinda want to change away from MotK names but I dunno to what. :ohdear:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Iced Fairy on November 20, 2010, 11:48:26 PM
Huh, I thought I had more familiars.  And My namings kinda all over the place:

Jackson, the Mosquito
f'tagen, the Barrrnacle
Aya, the Cocoabo
Spud, the  Levitating Potato
Drinky, the Leprechaun
Rumia, the  Grue
Sinestar, the Ghuol Whelp
Sparky, the  Star Starfish
Milikan, the Stinky Gravy Fairy
Yuri, the Sleazy Gravy Fairy
Raven, the Spooky Gravy Fairy
Daishi, the MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech
Akari, the  Ninja Snowflake
Kurtz, the Grinning Turtle
Sancho, the Hovering Sombrero
Pinky, the Smiling Rat

And how have I gone 3 ascensions without needing the angry goat and saber toothed lime?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: theshirn on November 20, 2010, 11:52:08 PM
For some reason, Arashi the Fuzzy Dice amuses me. :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Jana on November 21, 2010, 02:28:00 AM
Mouse, the Smiling Rat
Sunny, the Baby Gravy Fairy
Kasuga, the Mosquito

So out of the 3 familiars I've got so far, 1 is an MotK name, 1 is a Touhou name, and 1 is a Basara name. I don't think I'm gonna have much difficulty naming them. :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on November 21, 2010, 03:06:38 AM
Sanasanasan, the Untamed Turtle

Uncertain Kitten, the Autonomous Disco Ball

why are these so funny to me

And is it a rule that if we use an MotK naming scheme, our Killer Bee has to be named Sapz?  :V

Current Familiar: Gpop the Whirling Maple Leaf

Others:
Solais the Baby Gravy Fairy
dustyjo the Barrrnacle
Vac Vooper the Ninja Snowflake
Roukanken the Leprechaun
Sapz the Killer Bee
headcrabs the Ghuol Whelp
Helepolis the Mosquito (stole this from Arashi)
TSO the Origami Towel Crane
Zakeri the Cocoabo
theshim the Angry Goat
Acidus the Spooky Pirate Skeleton
Azure the Teddy Bear
Erebus the Evil Teddy Bear
Lymia the Teddy Borg
Momiji the Mariachi Chihuahua

And then I had four that weren't MotK names, so...

Quote
[21:01] <rdj522> @dice 4d56
[21:01] <Keine-chan> rdj522: 43, 18, 13, and 24

shadowbringer the Levitating Potato
Edible the Howling Balloon Monkey
Moerin the Blood-Faced Volleyball
Kanako the Star Starfish
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on November 21, 2010, 03:19:10 AM
Triple_Factorial (#2185365)
Just started today, Level 3 Pastamancer having trouble with the rats at the Typical Tavern.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on November 21, 2010, 03:23:03 AM
Good to have you aboard. I'll pass some buffs your way, which should help a bit.

EDIT: Done. If you need any more, let me know; nobody's been asking me for buffs, so I've got quite a bit of MP just sitting idle.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Blitzer on November 21, 2010, 04:07:17 AM
Joined way back in January. I don't go on so often anymore, but my brother is active as Dearth Dragerion. (It was a typo.) As for my username, it's Atmos Blitzer.

Familiars named Grog:
Grog, the 1-pound Angry Goat
Grog, the 1-pound Sabre-Toothed Lime
Grog, the 1-pound Howling Balloon Monkey
Grog, the 1-pound Stab Bat
Grog, the 1-pound Ghuol Whelp
Grog, the 1-pound Evil Teddy Bear
Grog, the 1-pound Toothsome Rock
Grog, the 1-pound Animated Macaroni Duck
Grog, the 1-pound Autonomous Disco Ball
Grog, the 1-pound Mariachi Chihuahua
Grog, the 1-pound Wereturtle

Familiars that produce hilarious battle messages (mainly body parts):
Your body, the 1-pound Barrrnacle
the woman you murdered, the 1-pound Star Starfish
Your hair, the 1-pound Whirling Maple Leaf
Your armpit, the 1-pound Stinky Gravy Fairy
Your chest, the 1-pound Origami Towel Crane
Your arm, the 1-pound Adorable Seal Larva
your back, the 1-pound Untamed Turtle
Your left shoulder tentacle, the 1-pound Pet Cheezling

References to Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha:
Reinforce, the 4-pound Levitating Potato
Erio, the 1-pound Baby Gravy Fairy
Wolkenritter, the 1-pound Cocoabo
Scaglietti, the 1-pound Grinning Turtle

Other:
Snarky, the 1-pound Mosquito
Snake Eyes, the 1-pound Fuzzy Dice
Domo-kun, the 1-pound Grue
WiIson, the 1-pound Blood-Faced Volleyball
Killer a, the 1-pound Killer Bee
Tatter, the 1-pound Ragamuffin Imp
Rikako Asakura, the 1-pound El Vibrato Megadrone
Big Bongo, the 1-pound Syncopated Turtle 
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on November 21, 2010, 04:26:05 AM
Good to have you aboard. I'll pass some buffs your way, which should help a bit.

EDIT: Done. If you need any more, let me know; nobody's been asking me for buffs, so I've got quite a bit of MP just sitting idle.
I would, but, you know.  Hardcore runs and all that makes it really hard to ask for buffs 8D
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on November 21, 2010, 04:32:34 AM
Good to have you aboard. I'll pass some buffs your way, which should help a bit.

EDIT: Done. If you need any more, let me know; nobody's been asking me for buffs, so I've got quite a bit of MP just sitting idle.

Thanks, pal. I don't think I would've got through there for a few days if I tried to go alone (those rats would two-song me every time, even if I tried to run) and I still have 4 turns of them left!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Iced Fairy on November 21, 2010, 08:07:03 AM
Thanks, pal. I don't think I would've got through there for a few days if I tried to go alone (those rats would two-song me every time, even if I tried to run) and I still have 4 turns of them left!
Yeah Pastamancers and Saucerors seem to have it rough at startup.  Later on they can cast everything to death, but it's still a little harder then the Moxie classes.

I'm wondering if it'll be easier after a couple more ascensions.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on November 21, 2010, 10:05:28 AM
[01:45] * Aya-Syameimaruro acquires 25 Icy Hot Katanas
[01:46] <~Aya-Syameimaruro> >You add 25 icy-hot katanas to the Goodies Hoard.
[01:46] <~Aya-Syameimaruro> :D
[01:47] <~ArashiKurobara> o/
[01:51] <Patchouli-Knowledge> ice ice baby
[02:31] <~ArashiKurobara> ... we have more katanas than members.
[02:31] <~ArashiKurobara> I just realized this.

BV
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on November 21, 2010, 03:46:14 PM
I don't feel like listing my familiars because they're all references to an old RO roleplaying server characters.

...I should rename them.  Get rid of those memories.  And all that.

EDIT: I totally forget what a good place to go is for getting the fruits used in cocktailcrafting (Seriously, I don't remember at all and I can't seem to find a listed place that 'clicks'.  And this sucks because I can't exactly start superhuman cocktailcrafting again if I don't have one of the ingrediants!)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on November 21, 2010, 05:13:56 PM
EDIT: I totally forget what a good place to go is for getting the fruits used in cocktailcrafting (Seriously, I don't remember at all and I can't seem to find a listed place that 'clicks'.  And this sucks because I can't exactly start superhuman cocktailcrafting again if I don't have one of the ingrediants!)

The Hippy Store! It's on the Mysterious Island of Mystery, requires Filthy Hippy Disguise but that's not hard to pick up once you've opened the Island anyway.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Iced Fairy on November 21, 2010, 05:14:33 PM
EDIT: I totally forget what a good place to go is for getting the fruits used in cocktailcrafting (Seriously, I don't remember at all and I can't seem to find a listed place that 'clicks'.  And this sucks because I can't exactly start superhuman cocktailcrafting again if I don't have one of the ingrediants!)
Yeah if you've got the meat (and they're usually cheap) the filthy hippy stand sells all those fruits.

As for fruits in general?  The only place off the top of my head is the tower ruins and the fruit golem.  I know Knob Goblin chefs have tomatos too, but that's all I remember.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on November 21, 2010, 06:52:03 PM
About how Drunk can one get before you have to worry about passing out? I'm currently trying to avoid getting to 10 (I reached 9 yesterday and I'm at 7 for today) and I have quite a bit of booze right now (http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w25/triplefactorial/Booze.png).
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on November 21, 2010, 06:53:34 PM
About how Drunk can one get before you have to worry about passing out? I'm currently trying to avoid getting to 10 (I reached 9 yesterday and I'm at 7 for today) and I have quite a bit of booze right now (http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w25/triplefactorial/Booze.png).

The drunkest you can be and still be able to adventure normally is 14. (19 if you have Liver of Steel; if you have it you'll know, you probably haven't gotten it quite yet.)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Iced Fairy on November 21, 2010, 07:34:59 PM
Yeah.  14 or 19.

Remember you keep adventures (up to a maximum limit) so you always want to go to sleep hammered.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RainfallYoshi on November 21, 2010, 10:58:17 PM
This is more fun than it should be.  :V

I'm a Disco Bandit by the name of "Zetherils" I made a clan request but it was probably ignored since nobody knows that name. :3

I just slayed Baron von Ratsworth I feel leet.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Bitmap on November 22, 2010, 12:40:20 AM
BakaWaka (#2185695)

Accept me to the clan. We need moar muscle. I just started today.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on November 22, 2010, 03:31:20 AM
I just slayed Baron von Ratsworth I feel leet.
Speaking of him, I think he no longer scales like he used to.

He wasn't impossible at
Mind Control
11.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on November 22, 2010, 02:15:18 PM
ShinkuTear #2183598

applying to the clan :D

If your wondering, Goofballs really hurt you after they wear off. 100 Adventures at 50% stats.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on November 22, 2010, 03:01:32 PM
ShinkuTear #2183598

applying to the clan :D

If your wondering, Goofballs really hurt you after they wear off. 100 Adventures at 50% stats.

Indeed. And if you decide to buy more, you start losing substats after your sixth bottle or so. So they're overall a bad thing.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Bitmap on November 22, 2010, 03:02:53 PM
Indeed. And if you decide to buy more, you start losing substats after your sixth bottle or so. So they're overall a bad thing.
"Hey uhh, you want to buy some goofballs?"
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on November 22, 2010, 04:09:30 PM
ShinkuTear #2183598

applying to the clan :D

If your wondering, Goofballs really hurt you after they wear off. 100 Adventures at 50% stats.

I thought that guy was up to no good trying to give me some of those. Once I heard "Goofballs," I thought it was like a drug:

I told you, officer, I'm not "hepped up on Goofballs." ~Ned Flanders, "Homer Loves Flanders"

EDIT: Just got some Tasty Tarts from someone in the Haunted Bakery. Description claims it to be EPIC food, but I smell a trap since it's still early in the game (That's one of the places I'm grinding ATM).

EDIT 2: Disregard that, just me being paranoid.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on November 22, 2010, 06:04:26 PM
So.  Would anyone like any of the following:
*Fancy Ball Mask (Helmet, 90 power, +10% Moxie)
*Can-Can Skirt (Pants, 90 power, +10% Muscle)
*Albatross Necklace (Accessory, +10% Mysticality)

I'll only do one per person (It takes a few adventures to secure one!) so obviously pick the one that will help you out the most.  They're really nice equipment that only needs a 15 base stat to wear.

They're also something I don't think anyone else here can get for you, because they come from an area accessed via items from a Familiar Of The Month, which can be really tough to find your way around and scales to your level (so it's always dangerous), as well as is pretty unrewarding if you don't know where to go!

If anyone wants to try for an item themselves though, I'll happily hand over a bottle of absinthe along with general instructions.  I drag my Green Pixie around everywhere so I rack up tonnes of bottles anyway.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on November 22, 2010, 06:12:59 PM
I already have a Shiny Ring (+3 Muscle, Mysticality, and Moxie), but the Necklace would be useful after I clear the Boss Bat (I think you're only allowed to wear 2 Accessories at a time and I need one of them for stench resistance). Plus, it's the only one I can use at the moment (My other Base Stats are 12 each).
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Bitmap on November 22, 2010, 06:19:51 PM
*Can-Can Skirt (Pants, 90 power, +10% Muscle)

Can I get that? I would love for more muscle.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RainfallYoshi on November 22, 2010, 06:50:50 PM
I already have a Shiny Ring (+3 Muscle, Mysticality, and Moxie), but the Necklace would be useful after I clear the Boss Bat (I think you're only allowed to wear 2 Accessories at a time and I need one of them for stench resistance). Plus, it's the only one I can use at the moment (My other Base Stats are 12 each).

You can actually have 3 accessories on at a time. And as far as I can tell you only need the air freshener for Guano Junction, you can take it off as soon as you unblock the rest of the areas.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on November 22, 2010, 06:58:38 PM
YellowYoshi is correct.

Also, expect it sometime tomorrow - I'm out of adventures for the day.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on November 22, 2010, 07:34:23 PM
Can I get that? I would love for more muscle.

May I get Can-can skirt as well please? Muscle ftw :) I can wait days or longer if I must, no rush :)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Blitzer on November 23, 2010, 02:50:59 AM
Damn. Anybody know how to defeat
Somerset Lopez, Demon Mariachi
?

(Yes, I know that
Sing can remove Earworm
. I still lose.)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Matsuri on November 23, 2010, 02:54:20 AM
Drop a couple o' these on him when he doesn't use the Earworm attack (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Bronzed_locust) and it should be pretty smooth sailing from there. :3
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on November 23, 2010, 04:27:25 AM
Okay, I sent out the gifts.  Offer's still open if anyone else wants a hand up, since in the early game finding equipment that's worthwhile is a pain.

Also, I'm depositing any ten-leaf clovers I happen to pick up into the clan stash (
Picking the sign that causes spontaneous ten-leaf clovers was probably a bad idea for a bad moon gateway run
).  Feel free but please don't take them all for yourself, they're useful for everyone.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Iced Fairy on November 23, 2010, 04:50:59 AM
Actually if you've got the spares I'd be interested in the Fancy Ball Mask.  I always like not getting hit.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Bitmap on November 23, 2010, 12:20:58 PM
Thanks for the gifts.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on November 23, 2010, 05:20:13 PM
Thanks, pal. This'll help a lot en route to the Bat Boss.

Speaking of which, I just realized that today's a Mysticality day (Ronald's full). I guess I should save Adventures for these days more often rather than rush grinding (Keeping myself at 160 or less before rollover, of course).
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on November 23, 2010, 05:30:29 PM
Of course, eating and drinking each day (and, if you have the money, damaging your spleen as far as it'll go (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Twinkly_wad)) is optimal for getting the most adventures each day. But yeah, you'll want to use more adventures than normal on stat days.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RainfallYoshi on November 23, 2010, 06:04:46 PM
What do Ten Leaf Clovers do anyways? I found one from a barrel but I dunno what it's for. I can take it a apart and reassemble it but fwuh.

Also how am I supposed to reassemble this meat car business. I have a cog and sprocket assembly but I've yet to find a meat stack or rims.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on November 23, 2010, 06:13:44 PM
Ten-leaf clovers can give you some unique adventures at certain places, but are consumed upon use. Either disassemble them or put them in your closet if you don't want to use them.
I'd save one until you hear something about an epic weapon.

You can make meat stacks yourself by going into your crafting menu and cramming 100 meat together in the bottom drop-down list. The rims can be found at the Hermitage.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Third Eye Lem on November 23, 2010, 07:03:59 PM
Speaking of ten-leafs, you can't use them if you're going to unlock a Bad Moon run, but that's not until you have access to a Hardcore run. This (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Bad_moon) page has all the details (spoilers abound, obviously).
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on November 23, 2010, 08:16:40 PM
Yeah, worrying about the singular bonus from not using ten-leaf clovers shouldn't matter to most of you guys, since you couldn't even benefit from it right now anyway (It doesn't work unless you're under specific conditions - namely, in Hardcore mode, and you're not in that on your first playthrough)

Meanwhile though, ten-leaf clovers (They're disassembled clovers right now for you guys) are handy.  You can use them to make them disassembled for a time, then use one of those to re-assemble them.  They'll only trigger when they're assembled (Listed as "Ten-leaf clover" in your miscellaneous items).  At which point, when you adventure in an area where they trigger a special adventure, they are guaranteed to give you that adventure and then vanish from your inventory.

There are three spots that are particularly worth the clover; although the second two are simply accelerators - only the first one listed here is a necessity.

During the optional
Epic Weapon
quest, you'll need them to
win a jackpot
During the final quest, they can
save you adventures worth of pain on something random
They can also be used for powerlevelling if you take them to
the top floor of Spookyraven Manor (One room for each stat)
.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Iced Fairy on November 24, 2010, 01:16:48 AM
Got the delivery.  Thanks Garlyle.

Don't know if I can help you in return, but I owe you.  Have to remember to toss some of my random stuff in the clan stash as karma repayment when I get out of ronin.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on November 24, 2010, 03:47:02 AM
Yeah, just pass stuff into the clan stash instead of worrying abou thanking me; I spend my time in Hardcore anyway, so it's not like I can use it much 8D

TODAY IS LABOR DAY.  +10 adventures today 8D
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Bitmap on November 24, 2010, 04:07:10 AM
Ugh, I wish I had more adventures in general.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on November 24, 2010, 04:40:11 AM
Speaking of "More Adventures", what the heck did I do that gave me drunkenness!?  I swear to god I was at 11 and then I look back up and BAM 15.  And yet I can't even think of what I might have used.

Damnit.  D: Oh well.  +75 adventures for tomorrow I suppose.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on November 24, 2010, 03:07:54 PM
Speaking of "More Adventures", what the heck did I do that gave me drunkenness!?  I swear to god I was at 11 and then I look back up and BAM 15.  And yet I can't even think of what I might have used.

Damnit.  D: Oh well.  +75 adventures for tomorrow I suppose.

Were you at the Orcish Frat House while disguised, or in Barrrney's Barrr? Those are the only two places other than the Typical Tavern where you could have gotten drunkenness from adventures, and I'm pretty sure you'd know if you were using Yummy Tummy beans or Dungeons of Doom potions...
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on November 24, 2010, 09:32:13 PM
I was doing none of that.

My last adventure was at the Barrel Full Of Barrels, and I swear to god that I stopped drinking at 11.

...Ah well.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RainfallYoshi on November 25, 2010, 06:11:06 AM
Many thanks to whoever is distributing the Booze buff.  :V

I've made some awesome progress. Got me an epic banjo and some advanced cocktail crafting and I'm kicking ass. Hello Cyrpt.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on November 25, 2010, 07:33:15 AM
I did way too much stuff today...
>Got access to the beach, island, and fernswarthy's tower
>Got to and completed the level 8 quest
>Completed the goblin king quest
>Completed the deep fat friars' quest (But not the extended segment which is definitely new to me!)
>made myself a potato pistol >8D

God I love the Feast of Boris
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on November 25, 2010, 04:53:42 PM
Ran into a Tofurkey at the Degrassi Knoll and got a leg & gravy from it. Ate them and got 4 Muscle points out of it! They probably filled me up a lot, but I can't be sure since the wiki appears to be down.

Anyway, dropped a few weapons into the stash, including the Moxie class starters (disco ball & stolen accordion) in case someone made the same mistake I did and sold their starting weapon (had to Chewing Gum on a String farm to get another one). I also named my Smiling Rat Nazrin, since she's Nazrin.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Bitmap on November 25, 2010, 04:57:53 PM
Mmmm. turkey legs do help. I stuffed my character with lots of food today and was able to finish 2 quests.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on November 25, 2010, 10:11:34 PM
You have an increased limit for food eating on the Feast of Boris, so you can eat the ridiculously fattening things that drop off of the special monsters in pretty large quantities.  It's also the only day you can eat those things, so go nuts 8D
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Third Eye Lem on November 26, 2010, 02:21:28 AM
Cranberries give a surprising number adventures when you stock up on them on Feast of Boris. =9

But, it seems I have hit a snag in my aforementioned Black Cat run. As fun as I'd like to do it, it'd just be too dang hard, I should really develop some more passives first. Also, Bonerdagon...That guy sucks so much. =_=
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on November 26, 2010, 04:15:11 AM
Quote
As fun as I'd like to do it, it'd just be too dang hard, I should really develop some more passives first.
You don't ever have skills from previous runs in Bad Moon.
Ever.

So you can't make it 'easier' through doing more ascensions beforehand.  That's the entire point of Bad Moon!  8D
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on November 26, 2010, 04:46:12 AM
/me prism SMASH!

Now to wait around like a week because I have some mushroom farming I wanna do before I ascend. :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on November 26, 2010, 04:51:49 AM
/me prism SMASH!

Now to wait around like a week because I have some mushroom farming I wanna do before I ascend. :V
Congrats 8D
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Third Eye Lem on November 26, 2010, 08:27:13 AM
You don't ever have skills from previous runs in Bad Moon.
Ever.

So you can't make it 'easier' through doing more ascensions beforehand.  That's the entire point of Bad Moon!  8D
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-- (Vent Rage Gland)


Well, the sooner the better I guess? I'm still not looking to Bonerdagon seeing as I can't dual-item my way past him now and since I have both him AND the damn cat having a chance at negating my items. Joy.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on November 26, 2010, 12:24:12 PM
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-- (Vent Rage Gland)


Well, the sooner the better I guess? I'm still not looking to Bonerdagon seeing as I can't dual-item my way past him now and since I have both him AND the damn cat having a chance at negating my items. Joy.
Do you plan to do it as a Moxie class?  If so, just level up some and voila, instant immunity to the Bonerdagon when you hit an effective 100 Moxie.  Means you have to wait a bit to get those rewards, but...
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Third Eye Lem on November 26, 2010, 08:07:01 PM
Do you plan to do it as a Moxie class?  If so, just level up some and voila, instant immunity to the Bonerdagon when you hit an effective 100 Moxie.  Means you have to wait a bit to get those rewards, but...
=P Grinding sucks...But that is why we have the Hidden Temple, yes? I'll look into it.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Nat Tea on November 26, 2010, 09:22:10 PM
You got us.

Anyways, have fun because it's time for me to give out:

The Giant Tradables List (http://pastebin.com/GTsjuxzE)

It's not a list about tradables that are giant, nor is it a giant's list, but a giant list of tradables.

Obviously, I'm not giving out NS13-necessary items, but other than that, everything is free (even the Crimbo items!).

I know, I could just dump all this in the Clan Stash, but I'll be in perma-Hardcore/Bad Moon so it's not like I'll use anything from there anyways!

Pop a request (on this thread is fine, but IRC is better!) and I'll see if I can get the item to you.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Third Eye Lem on November 26, 2010, 10:14:05 PM
The link has a space in it, please fix it.

There's a lot of items on that list. @_@ Any equipment recommendations for a newbie like me?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Bitmap on November 26, 2010, 10:31:17 PM
I would love anything that goes well with a level 8 seal clubber. Also, good food+ would be nice.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on November 26, 2010, 10:36:11 PM
I would love anything that goes well with a level 8 seal clubber. Also, good food+ would be nice.

Same, but level 7 Seal Clubber instead. I find booze often, but rarely food.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on November 26, 2010, 11:35:36 PM
One of those Knob Goblin perfumes would be nice; I'm going after the Goblin King tomorrow and I could use another chance at him without having to farm up the Harem. Then again, if I use my 3 vials of Scented massage oil (full HP heal each, can be used mid-battle) and still lose I'll be needing to go there anyway or wait for the next day when I can afford to train the Stuffed Mortar Shell (I'm level 8 now and tested myself against the things at the Haunted Library. Didn't work out too well. Equipment restriction is getting the better of me).

Unlocked the Hidden Temple at the Feast of Boris yesterday, and today inadvertantly realized that you CAN eat FoB food after that day. I thought I had sold it all and realized I still had some Herbal Stuffing so I decide to try it anyway. It still worked, though my appetite was normal.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Nat Tea on November 27, 2010, 12:12:20 AM
One of those Knob Goblin perfumes would be nice;
Beep, check your inbox.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on November 27, 2010, 12:53:28 AM
I just realized,  my character is a freaking idoit! XD Can't figure out how to put on a shirt... wtf XD
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on November 27, 2010, 01:07:32 AM
I just realized,  my character is a freaking idoit! XD Can't figure out how to put on a shirt... wtf XD

Haha, yeah. It's even more hilarious when you know that the skill that lets you do that (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Torso_Awaregness) is taught to you by people that can't wear shirts anyway.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on November 27, 2010, 02:09:12 AM
Haha, yeah. It's even more hilarious when you know that the skill that lets you do that (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Torso_Awaregness) is taught to you by people that can't wear shirts anyway.
I am happy to have made permanent the knowledge that I have a torso.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on November 30, 2010, 02:49:54 AM
Bonerdragon got boned :V When do I pop open his chest and get teh stuffs? I'm a Seal Clubber, so when would be the next Muscle Day?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on November 30, 2010, 02:54:35 AM
The next Muscle Days are December 13 & 14 (Yesterday was one). A chart up to Feb. 23, 2011 (for now) of what day is what (among other things related to the moons like when a Grue attacks) can be found here (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Full_Moon_Table).
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on November 30, 2010, 04:01:18 AM
Well, I haven't touched this game for a while.
A good time as any to start playing again for a bit, I guess. Not that I got much else to do other than endless meat farming for a while...
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on November 30, 2010, 04:19:24 AM
The next Muscle Days are December 13 & 14

FFFFFF-

the chest gives 200-300 normally, and Muscle Day would boost it to 300-450 IIRC. Is it worth the wait? I mean 2 weeks... I've gotten to where I am within that amount of time, roughly. At the rate I'm going, would the Chest even be worth much in 2 weeks, gain wise?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RainfallYoshi on November 30, 2010, 05:54:29 AM
Whee. I have 94 total moxie now. I feel leet. Also finally beat the Bonerdragon and got some shit done on the Nemesis quest. Progress feels good, ans so does this Disco Fro Pick.  :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on November 30, 2010, 11:09:39 AM
Ugh, Miniscule Temporal Rifts are pricy X_X Going for 50 mill at the Mall.

Where could I find a Miniscule Temporal Rift anyway? Buying one is pretty much a no go for me, so hopefully I can find one.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on November 30, 2010, 12:07:14 PM
Ugh, Miniscule Temporal Rifts are pricy X_X Going for 50 mill at the Mall.

Where could I find a Miniscule Temporal Rift anyway? Buying one is pretty much a no go for me, so hopefully I can find one.
You can't.  They're a former Item of the Month, way back from November 2005.  The only way to get one would've been to donate during that timeframe.

Maximizing your adventures if you don't have obscene meat counts is pretty much down to learning effective ways to get good booze and food, because most of the items are a little way out of your reach.  And honestly, if you know what you're doing there, you can easily be facing a good 100 adventures or more per day (even after counting the time needed for your daily harvesting, as it were).

If you want a few more for 'free' per day, however your options are pretty much as follows for reasonably attainable things:
Automatic ones:

*Join the MotK clan (Unascended/Casual/Softcore players only).  There's +5 adventures per day from the Series of Self-Help Books.  Some guilds can go up to +9 depending on what they have installed, but few go so far, because they take up slots generally reserved for the free meat or similar.
*Make yourself a Meat Maid to automatically gain 4 per day (
Complete the process to build another Meat Engine, like you did when making the Bitchin' Meatcar.  Combine that with a Frilly Skirt (Degrassi Knoll) for the body.  The head is Smart Skull (Cemetary) + Disembodied Brain (Tower Ruins) + Maiden Wig (Degrassi Knoll, again)
.  Be sure to install it in your camp!)
*Complete the Pagoda Quest to get a Pagoda for your campground, doubling your HP/MP recovery and adding 3 adventures per day (
It's long, but worth it.  See This Link (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Pagoda_Quest) for details
)

Equipment-based (You'll need these equipped when rollover hits in order to get the bonus!)
*Equip the Sword Behind Inappropriate Prepositions for +5 (
Seal Clubbers can Super-Advanced Meatsmith them from Chrome Sword + Facsimile Dictionary, after the Level 9 Quest.  Since that requires a once-per-ascension, nontradable item -and- a skill, it goes for around 30,000+ in the mall.
)
*Equip a Chrome Weapon for +3 (
Seal Clubbers can Super-Advanced Meatsmith them from a Chrome Ore + Dense Meat Stack + weapon base.  The rest of you will need to
buy one (super cheap!)
, although there IS a chance to get one as a reward during the Mt. McLargeHuge quest.  Recommended to grab a Chrome Sword for the S.B.I.P.
)
*Equip a Dead Guy's Watch for +1 (
Grave Robers and Grave Rober Zmobies at the Cyrpt and Mispelld Cemetary have them
)
*Equip a Tiny Plastic Bitchin' Meatcar for +1 (
Eat a Lucky Egg, which is made by cooking four cocoa eggshell fragments into an egg (Found aboard the airship) and then cooking that with a ten-leaf clover.  You will have much better luck buying this one, because even if you do make it, you could get ANY of the tiny plastic items, and only one is the one you want
)



Oh, and on another note: CRIMBO CONTENT SHOULD LAUNCH AT ROLLOVER WHOOO
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on November 30, 2010, 01:40:42 PM
Quote
You can't.  They're a former Item of the Month, way back from November 2005.  The only way to get one would've been to donate during that timeframe.

Dang it. For what I've read up, they seem like one of the best familiars evar.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on November 30, 2010, 05:43:32 PM
Dang it. For what I've read up, they seem like one of the best familiars evar.

Yeah, the former Items of the Month are really good. I personally want a Mad Hatrack at some point, but it's probably not going to happen.  :(
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on November 30, 2010, 07:10:26 PM
Yeah, the former Items of the Month are really good. I personally want a Mad Hatrack at some point, but it's probably not going to happen.  :(
All of the Items of the Month have had their own reasons for being awesome.

I personally am lucky enough to have two IOTM familiars.  A Green Pixie (currently going for 35 mil meat), which raises item drop rate, attacks, and occasionally gives Tiny Bottles of Absinthe, used to access the Worm Wood area for special items unavailable anywhere else (Including the ones I gave away earlier); and a Penguin Goodfella (only 7mil meat), which raises stat gains, delevels enemies, and gives me contracts that can be used in battle to force him to attack for some fairly serious damage, including properly aligned elemental damage.

These two aren't even particularly high-valued Items of the Month, either.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Matsuri on November 30, 2010, 07:13:03 PM
Oh, and on another note: CRIMBO CONTENT SHOULD LAUNCH AT ROLLOVER WHOOO

Huh! Good thing I've been saving up adventures by not playing these past couple days, then. :3
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on December 01, 2010, 05:41:04 PM
First Crimbo item - A can of CRIMCOLA. Restores quite a bit of MP (I got 88 out of it while Temple farming on this Mysticality Day).

I'm amazed at how cheap the Wand of Nagamar can be. Maybe 900 Meat if you use the Flea Market (probably less) + 30 more for 3 wads of Meat Paste if you don't have them already. You think it'd be a lot more expensive for each piece (I was expecting at least 3000 total, possibly 5000), so maybe it's meant to decieve people. It's only a 30 Power weapon normally, so quite a few will think it's nearly worthless. Then you see the fact that it sells for more than 300 Meat...

Besides the Wand, some of the things at the Flea Market make me lol. 221 Meat for a Meat Stack? 1172 for a Cherry!? The... Wand for 680? FAAK!

I seriously need to think of a name to give Grofflesby, but I don't have any ideas. That and I need to find some more familiars (I still only have him and Nazrin).
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on December 01, 2010, 06:07:20 PM
I think the Crimbo items are different for everyone -- I got a very obvious Altoids parody today. It's food.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on December 01, 2010, 07:32:07 PM
CRIMBCOLOAF for me. IIRC, it's a random item.

I bought Nagamar for 300 meat :3
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on December 01, 2010, 07:37:23 PM
1172 for a Cherry!?

Not actually that crazy, it's a Superhuman Cocktailcrafting mixer, you can't even make more than 15 per person per day no matter what.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 01, 2010, 08:33:02 PM
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Then you see the fact that it sells for more than 300 Meat...
Well, it's not like you ever need more than one, but you still have to make one every ascension if you finish it before leaving Ronin or are in Hardcore/Bad Moon.  What else are you gonna do with it?

Also: You're limited to ten cherries per day.  And that also includes Raspberries.  Or Kumquats.  Or Cocktail Onions.  Or Bottles of Jorge Sinsonte.  Etc. etc... long story short there's a limit to production and a demand that surpasses that - especially since only Disco Bandits and Accordion Thieves can ever make them, the latter only if you have Superhuman Cocktailcrafting perm'd.  Other classes can't use them, however - unless they've got Superhuman Cocktailcrafting permanent, in which case, they need to get them from somewhere!  And it's a hell of a lot cheaper than buying the drinks...
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on December 01, 2010, 08:49:13 PM
Also: You're limited to ten cherries per day.

OK maybe I had the number wrong. Same idea. :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: draganuv15 on December 01, 2010, 10:34:47 PM
I has just join as draganuv! the pastamancer
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Third Eye Lem on December 01, 2010, 10:57:45 PM
I seriously need to think of a name to give Grofflesby, but I don't have any ideas. That and I need to find some more familiars (I still only have him and Nazrin).
What species is your familiar?


CRIMBCOLOAF for me. IIRC, it's a random item.
I got one too. I'm crossing my fingers out of hope for a tiny plastic sword.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on December 02, 2010, 12:20:54 AM
What species is your familiar?

Grofflesby's the Mosquito, Nazrin's the Smiling Rat, and I just got a Killer Bee from the Flea Market.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on December 02, 2010, 12:26:23 AM
But I put some familiars in the clan stash :ohdear:

There are still seven baby killer bees and two pregnant mushrooms in the stash. I'll add some more cocoa eggs later.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on December 02, 2010, 01:41:09 AM
Since I'm still in item farming mode to garner money, I'm turning my attention to sea farming. Unfortunately, while I know the facts
(mass item and initiative(lol) penalty, needs fishy to avoid wasting lots and lots of adventures)
, I don't know anything about how to string those facts into an effective strategy. So, here are some questions I have:

1) Exactly what goodies are available for the able-equipped adventurers? (yeah, I'm a real noob for not even getting this, I know)
2. Is it worth it to get Salty Dogs, or is it more productive to just run mass itemfind to counteract pressure instead?
3. What are the most cost-effective ways of getting Fishy?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 02, 2010, 03:20:54 AM
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I got one too. I'm crossing my fingers out of hope for a tiny plastic sword.
While a Tiny Plastic Sword would be AWESOME... don't expect it.  D:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Mushyrulez on December 02, 2010, 06:56:11 AM
Haha, I just received an email from KoL asking me to come back because apparently it's awesomer now.


Is it? :ohdear: I don't know my password anymore...
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Third Eye Lem on December 02, 2010, 08:41:59 AM
It is, when did you last play?

Grofflesby's the Mosquito, Nazrin's the Smiling Rat, and I just got a Killer Bee from the Flea Market.
I named my mosquito "De Loco" for some reason. You could name him "Mr. Moskeeto" and Killer Bee "Hibachi." XP Just a couple of suggestions, anything's better than the default naming.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Fossil Goo on December 02, 2010, 03:13:55 PM
So I just discovered my two-year-old Turtle Tamer account is somehow still around, and promptly got back to doing the hippie-frat boy war. I be level 13. Anyone mind if I pop into the clan despite still being kind of a newbie here?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on December 02, 2010, 05:43:26 PM
I has just join as draganuv! the pastamancer
Added to clan.

So I just discovered my two-year-old Turtle Tamer account is somehow still around, and promptly got back to doing the hippie-frat boy war. I be level 13. Anyone mind if I pop into the clan despite still being kind of a newbie here?
Of course not! The more the merrier. :3
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RainfallYoshi on December 02, 2010, 08:05:53 PM
I took some number scrolls dealing with the Orc Chasm quest from the stash and had unexpected problems resulting in taking more than I was planning. I put in more extras that I found though.

On another note, good food and booze management is awesome. I got around 120~ adventures out of yesterday thanks them. You'd be surprised at how cheap and efficient fruit pies are.  :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: draganuv15 on December 02, 2010, 09:39:29 PM
Yays! thanks, but im only level 3 and am suffering from Goofball withdrawl :V

Can I borrow some meat plz? i have like 90 left :(
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: theshirn on December 02, 2010, 10:47:36 PM
If you're in the clan, you can get around 3k per day from the Rumpus Room.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: draganuv15 on December 02, 2010, 10:53:19 PM
really? cool!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on December 03, 2010, 01:13:06 AM
Ugh, I regain so little HP from my Cottage, yet stupidly high amounts of MP. about 25-62 HP-MP per rest. As a Seal Clubber. I need to fix this, preferably by boosting the HP regained by like 15+ points per.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on December 03, 2010, 01:21:06 AM
Ugh, I regain so little HP from my Cottage, yet stupidly high amounts of MP. about 25-62 HP-MP per rest. As a Seal Clubber. I need to fix this, preferably by boosting the HP regained by like 15+ points per.

Check your messages. I sent you something that should help with that.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 03, 2010, 01:22:57 AM
Ugh, I regain so little HP from my Cottage, yet stupidly high amounts of MP. about 25-62 HP-MP per rest. As a Seal Clubber. I need to fix this, preferably by boosting the HP regained by like 15+ points per.
At level 9, complete the strange leaflet and it's possible to discover a House in the process.

Building yourself a Pagoda also doubles your recovery from resting -and- nets you extra adventures per day, but you won't be able to complete that for a while.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: WHMZakeri on December 03, 2010, 01:29:14 AM
I finally reached my first ascension.

Also KITTIES!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on December 03, 2010, 01:43:45 AM
At level 9, complete the strange leaflet and it's possible to discover a House in the process.

Building yourself a Pagoda also doubles your recovery from resting -and- nets you extra adventures per day, but you won't be able to complete that for a while.

I see that the Leaflet tosses me into a text adventure style situation. Step-by-step what do plz. Preferably getting the house as well :)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 03, 2010, 01:58:37 AM
I see that the Leaflet tosses me into a text adventure style situation. Step-by-step what do plz. Preferably getting the house as well :)
open door
enter house
take sword
leave house
north
cut hedge
pick up stick
west
light stick
east
north
kill snake
open chest (Item Recieved: House)
look behind chest
look in hole (Item Recieved: Grue Egg)
south
south
enter house
examine fireplace
* If you see a trophy, type "take trophy"
* if you see a bird, type "plover"
* if you see a brick wellhouse, type "plugh"
* if you see a ship, type "yoho"
* if you see a white house, type "xyzzy"
(Don't get the last four wrong; if you use the wrong one you will miss your chance)
examine tinder
read parchment (Don't forget this!)
light fire (because once you do this you can't do that!)
get boots
wear boots
exit house
south
south
south
(move around a few times)
up
take egg
throw egg at roadrunner
down
move leaves
up
throw ruby at bowl
read scroll
gnusto cleesh (only if you read the parchment; skill recieved: Cleesh)
up
cleesh giant
take ring (Item recieved; Giant Pinky Ring)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: theshirn on December 03, 2010, 02:36:14 AM
OH geez, I'd forgotten all about my leaflet, and I'm level 11!  I'll get on that.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on December 03, 2010, 08:09:40 AM
Some assassin tried to take me out while I was in Mining gear about to clear up the Goatlet. Narrowly escaped by using 3 Stuffed Mortar Shells (It was hitting me for 30-plus a pop and one more would've done me in). The first 2 times I got jumped weren't too much of a problem, but I feel I'll be in over my head soon. I only have 85 Mys unbuffed (121 in battle gear, 99 when I was almost assassinated), and I'm sure the worst is yet to come.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on December 03, 2010, 02:58:20 PM
Some assassin tried to take me out while I was in Mining gear about to clear up the Goatlet.

Assassin? Rare Enemy?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on December 03, 2010, 04:34:11 PM
After some research, I figured out that these are part of the Nemesis Quest. I probably took out the Spaghetti Elemental a little too soon and will be stalked by these until I can finish it off.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 03, 2010, 04:45:17 PM
Yup.  That's how it looks (I hadn't done the nemesis quest since it got completely revamped, and can't do it this run due to no clovers = never even making my epic weapon).  You shouldn't ever get in completely over your head though, it looks.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: draganuv15 on December 03, 2010, 05:27:45 PM
I'm running out of adventures and meat, plz help D:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on December 03, 2010, 05:55:45 PM
Yup.  That's how it looks (I hadn't done the nemesis quest since it got completely revamped, and can't do it this run due to no clovers = never even making my epic weapon).  You shouldn't ever get in completely over your head though, it looks.

You're on Bad Moon, correct? If so, there should be a random chance of getting the Big Rock from the slot machine that normally requires a clover to get it from. Not sure how likely it is, but it's possible if you're willing to spend a sizable amount of Adventures.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Matsuri on December 03, 2010, 06:04:03 PM
Assassin? Rare Enemy?

Sounds like a Spaghetti cult assassin. Pastamancer nemesis quest enemy and such.You should fight Yakisoba the Executioner soon.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on December 03, 2010, 07:43:42 PM
You're on Bad Moon, correct?

I think he might be unlocking Bad Moon, though.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on December 03, 2010, 08:11:57 PM
I'm running out of adventures and meat, plz help D:
You've already gotten all the meat available in the clan rumpus room, right?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on December 04, 2010, 12:35:55 AM
how do I advance the nemesis chain anyway? I'm at the Epic Weapon part.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RainfallYoshi on December 04, 2010, 12:38:30 AM
Which Epic Weapon part are you at? There's several things dealing with that.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on December 04, 2010, 02:47:47 AM
Which Epic Weapon part are you at? There's several things dealing with that.

The very 1st section. I have a Meatsmithing Hammer(I assumed that was the item to buy) and I'm a Seal Clubber.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RainfallYoshi on December 04, 2010, 03:00:26 AM
Here's a basic walkthrough of how to get what you need to make the weapon. I've marked it in spoilers just to be safe.

First you need the Big Rock which you can get from the casino. You can buy a casino pass from the market to get in. Have a Ten-Leaf Clover on you and use the... lemon machine I want to say it is. The big rock should plop out for you.

Second, you need something from the hermitage. You'll need a hermit permit and a useless/worthless/etc item. You can fish them out of sewers by using bubble gum on a strings, also bought from the market. The item you need from the hermitage is a seal tooth.

Third, you need to meatsmith the rock and seal tooth together then fuse that result together with a seal-clubbing club to get your legendary weapon.

Also, if you ever have any other stumpers you can find most anything on the wiki: http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Main_Page
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Iced Fairy on December 04, 2010, 04:04:11 AM
After some research, I figured out that these are part of the Nemesis Quest. I probably took out the Spaghetti Elemental a little too soon and will be stalked by these until I can finish it off.
Yeah.  Fortunately they're based on your mainstat, so they shouldn't be too difficult.  Just if you're in a costume instead of your fighting best it may be a problem.  And they do send a final assassin after you at some point.

The Nemisis itself however...  That was a tough fight.  Sweet rewards though.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on December 04, 2010, 04:17:35 AM
just fyi, the Turtle Tamer nemesis is extremely annoying

I mean, eight hits in a single round what
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 04, 2010, 07:03:54 AM
just fyi, the Turtle Tamer nemesis is extremely annoying

I mean, eight hits in a single round what
Damage reduction applies to every single one.  Pump it up!

All of them are pretty nasty though.  Specifically the Disco Bandit one, which scales to your level ;-;

You're on Bad Moon, correct? If so, there should be a random chance of getting the Big Rock from the slot machine that normally requires a clover to get it from. Not sure how likely it is, but it's possible if you're willing to spend a sizable amount of Adventures.
No, I'm doing my Bad Moon entry run.  So doing that quest will require me to wait until I'm actually in Bad Moon.  And I'm going to
Black Cat
that run, so... I dunno, I might put it off for my own sanity 8D
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on December 04, 2010, 07:59:45 AM
Damage reduction applies to every single one.  Pump it up!
Oh, I know, I ended up doing just that with assorted potions and stuff. And also turtle familiar to get out of one hit.

And when even that wasn't enough, I went on IRC and said GIVE ME BUFFS PLEASE SO I DON'T DIE and rdj and Arashi did so because they're cool kids :3 And won that one. Whoo.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Blitzer on December 04, 2010, 08:16:10 AM
What weight was your Untamed Turtle, anyways?

Anyways, since I'm stuck on
The Big Wisniewski
and am too lazy to find a solution to that problem, my KoL activity is slipping again. I've been on this ascension for over 100 days now...
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 04, 2010, 08:35:01 AM
What weight was your Untamed Turtle, anyways?

Anyways, since I'm stuck on
The Big Wisniewski
and am too lazy to find a solution to that problem, my KoL activity is slipping again. I've been on this ascension for over 100 days now...
YOU CALL THAT SLOW?

Ascension 4: 19,366 turns, 769 days (It was started the day NS-13 came out)
Ascension 5 (current): 2,032 turns, 492 days

...In other news I hope that not all of the Crimbo content is going to be sitting in Hobopolis.  That would be depressing D;
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Blitzer on December 04, 2010, 08:50:29 AM
YOU CALL THAT SLOW?

Ascension 4: 19,366 turns, 769 days (It was started the day NS-13 came out)
Ascension 5 (current): 2,032 turns, 492 days

...In other news I hope that not all of the Crimbo content is going to be sitting in Hobopolis.  That would be depressing D;

Yes, I call that slow. What, did you leave for a few years?

Any Crimbo content aside from the campground calendar?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 04, 2010, 02:43:31 PM
Yes, I call that slow. What, did you leave for a few years?
...*Cough* Maybe

Quote
Any Crimbo content aside from the campground calendar?
There's supposed to be some stuff going on in Hobopolis.  I really hope that the crimbo stuff isn't sitting there this year because that will be just horribly depressing.  I mean really.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: WHMZakeri on December 04, 2010, 06:45:55 PM
I have 538 Days played for my first accession, But that's not including the two previous accounts that ended up being deleted before Jick removed the "delete three month inactive accounts" policy. I never ascended with those accounts ever, so I guess that would technically make me the longest running.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on December 04, 2010, 10:57:27 PM
If people are following this thread and think they maybe want to give it a shot, go for it already! You can bet that all kinds of holiday content you won't get to see for a whole year is gonna be goin' on in the next thirty days, so stop all that thinking about it and just do it! :)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 05, 2010, 03:30:30 AM
If people are following this thread and think they maybe want to give it a shot, go for it already! You can bet that all kinds of holiday content you won't get to see for a whole year is gonna be goin' on in the next thirty days, so stop all that thinking about it and just do it! :)
So, wait, are we gonna open up Hobopolis?

Also: The holiday content never comes back.  Ever.  They always do different enough stuff each year that it's very, very rare to see something being available two Crimbos in a row or something...
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on December 05, 2010, 03:53:56 AM
How do we get Hobopolis?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 05, 2010, 04:21:12 AM
How do we get Hobopolis?
The clan administrators have to choose to open it up.  It's a fairly dangerous place, in all honesty - I wonder if we can even get down there even after we open up the dungeon.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on December 05, 2010, 04:27:26 AM
Well, first things first -- we have to get a basement to hold the dungeon entrance. ...I don't see that happening until maybe February at this rate. :<
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Fossil Goo on December 05, 2010, 05:18:13 AM
Oh, something I forgot to mention; my Kingdom of Loathing handle is Tankenstein, so that's why a dude named Tankenstein was applying to the clan  :derp:

Also GOD DAMN THOSE PYRAMID RATS
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on December 05, 2010, 05:50:06 AM
Sounds like a Spaghetti cult assassin. Pastamancer nemesis quest enemy and such.You should fight Yakisoba the Executioner soon.

I think I got a little too paranoid for this fight. I was buying and spamming up Ben-Gal, Mascara, and Hair Spray until I ran into him and took him down with 2 Weapons of the Pastalord that did about 100 damage a piece (had almost 140 Mys buffed). He only hit me once for 20 HP and I had about 110.

Now I can fight evil with a Macaroni Duck :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on December 05, 2010, 06:50:11 AM
So, wait, are we gonna open up Hobopolis?
lol idk

I was just hoping to convince anyone who's popped by this thread once or thrice and thought about joining us in playing some KoL to just come on and do it already. Holiday content doesn't come back, after all. So this is a great upcoming chance to get some unique content, for the newcomers. :3
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 05, 2010, 07:47:48 AM
Well, first things first -- we have to get a basement to hold the dungeon entrance. ...I don't see that happening until maybe February at this rate. :<
Oh right.  Goddamn 10 million meat requirement D:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Third Eye Lem on December 05, 2010, 08:38:28 PM
I MIGHT be able to contribute to the money issue, but the meat needed to buy the clan basement is in a giftbox and I'm still working on completing my hardcore ascension. >_>
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on December 05, 2010, 09:46:11 PM
Time for HC runs~~
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on December 06, 2010, 12:15:36 AM
Moondrag, someone I know, wants to join our clan. So if you see his application, he's with me :)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Vus on December 06, 2010, 01:06:47 AM
Vus (#2181212)

I joined the guild earlier, but I wanted to post on here!  :]
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Iced Fairy on December 06, 2010, 07:02:00 AM
Apparently the non Hobo christmas event is going to start around the 14th.

And I got a googly eye.  Wonder if that's just old Crimbo stuff lying around or a sign of things to come.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 06, 2010, 07:09:30 AM
Apparently the non Hobo christmas event is going to start around the 14th.
Oh good 8D
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RainfallYoshi on December 07, 2010, 06:14:55 AM
Yay, someone gave me a title of "Vaguely Yoshi-Shaped Thing". I love whoever that is.  :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on December 07, 2010, 11:09:35 AM
How do we get titles anyway? I can't seem to give myself one.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 07, 2010, 03:17:42 PM
Anyone of a rank above you can give you one
like me
, so you'll just have to ask or wait until someone gives you one 8D
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on December 07, 2010, 03:19:39 PM
Anyone of a rank above you can give you one
like me
, so you'll just have to ask or wait until someone gives you one 8D

Good thing I gave Moondrag his when I did XD
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 07, 2010, 04:49:44 PM
I finally discovered the benefits of cooking.

It has taken me four goddamn ascension to realise how easily accessible and useful cooking actually is.  Goddamn.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on December 07, 2010, 04:59:57 PM
I finally discovered the benefits of cooking.

It has taken me four goddamn ascension to realise how easily accessible and useful cooking actually is.  Goddamn.
How so?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 07, 2010, 06:12:23 PM
I never figured the ingrediants were easily accessible.  And mind you, spices still aren't - but I don't have any cooking skills made permanent yet.  Even still, thanks to the level 12 quest, I can easily make myself some completely awesome Peach Pies using nothing but shops.  Not to mention a tonne of other things that I could have been making all along had I realised that I had the Bugbear Outfit and that it can be used to buy most of the necessary ingrediants for non-pastamancer cooking.

I'm already looking back at my previous days spent munching hot wings and cranberries and shaking my head 8D
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on December 07, 2010, 06:15:11 PM
Ah, that. I liked to make sport of exploding my chefs-in-the-box, so I made massive amounts of pizzas. Still munching on 'em, too.

I care a heck of a lot more about cocktailcrafting, though, so the vast majority of my adventures come from superhuman cocktails + Ode to Booze. :3
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RainfallYoshi on December 07, 2010, 06:47:03 PM
Like I mentioned forever ago Garlyle, fruit pies are stupidly easy and cheap to make and you get 6~8 adventures from them. Silly person.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on December 07, 2010, 07:10:31 PM
Does HP and MP recovery on Rollover go by the day going out or the day coming in? We've got another Myst day in 2 days and I try to maximize the usage of my MP before rest, healing outside combat, and rollover.

I've also got 4 ten-leaf clovers and no clue what to really do with them. I'm planning on grinding up at the Hidden Temple for the Giant Trash Quest (I'd probably get whooped if I went to the Penultimate Fantasy Ship at only 82-133-87) but we also have a Feast of Boris this Saturday.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Fossil Goo on December 07, 2010, 07:18:47 PM
Yeah, I just discovered how easy it is to just combine shit and make food too. Gnatloaf is the shit. 9 adventures AND 30 muscularity? Yes and thank you.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: theshirn on December 07, 2010, 07:32:02 PM
I've also got 4 ten-leaf clovers and no clue what to really do with them. I'm planning on grinding up at the Hidden Temple for the Giant Trash Quest (I'd probably get whooped if I went to the Penultimate Fantasy Ship at only 82-133-87) but we also have a Feast of Boris this Saturday.
I tend to amble around Spookyraven Manor's second floor with my clovers, they give a pretty huge boost to stats.  Like, I'm getting around 300 Moxie for each one.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on December 07, 2010, 07:36:11 PM
Things you can do with clovers. (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Clover_Adventures[/url)

Alternately, save up for a mall store and then sell 'em for 1800 meat a pop. :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Iced Fairy on December 07, 2010, 08:59:56 PM
Key lime pies.  Good stuff.  Also allows you to keep the damn keys between ascensions, so you don't have to keep blundering around the daily dungeon.

But my new pastas are really making me happy.  It helps that I have Spice Ghost to help get the spices.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on December 08, 2010, 12:40:37 AM
Things you can do with clovers. (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Clover_Adventures[/url)

Alternately, save up for a mall store and then sell 'em for 1800 meat a pop. :V

Did anyone else think of Cirno when they say the 9-ball bit? I was certain it was gonna reference her :<
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 08, 2010, 06:45:42 AM
Did anyone else think of Cirno when they say the 9-ball bit? I was certain it was gonna reference her :<
Surprisingly, I think Touhou is one of the few things not ever referenced in KoL.

EDIT: Final quest get!
...And then I realised I forgot to do my daily dungeons!  Welp, so much for any remote chance of completing it tomorrow... and any moderate chance whatsoever of doing it the day after, for that matter...
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on December 08, 2010, 05:09:15 PM
Surprisingly, I think Touhou is one of the few things not ever referenced in KoL.
I want to say "then we should help them correct this", but at the same time, if they reference Touhou, I'm not sure how much I want them to (unintentionally) spread the idea that Touhou is all about stupid memes. But that's neither here nor there, I guess.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on December 08, 2010, 07:55:30 PM
Do they reference a Japan-Only game somewhere? If not, I doubt they would even consider putting a Touhou reference of some sort.

If they do reference Japan-Only games and decide to make one for Touhou, I wouldn't expect much. A line of text that's easily missed or mistaken as another is the most I can seriously see them doing.

Personally I'd rather not see a Touhou reference in KoL, even if it actually references the games. Though I would find it rather funny if the first form of the Naughty Sorceress referenced Mima's Bad Ending quote in SoEW if you can't beat her quickly enough.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Fossil Goo on December 10, 2010, 01:23:50 AM
Um, what does it mean when you've been whitelisted by your clan? It sounds like a bad thing. Did I do something wrong?  :ohdear:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on December 10, 2010, 01:27:24 AM
No, no, whitelisting isn't a bad thing at all. It just means that we don't have to automatically approve your application.

If you leave the clan for whatever reason, and then decide to come back, you're instantly back.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on December 10, 2010, 01:39:50 AM
someone mentioned pie being eay to make/get and giving plenty of adventures. What do I do/where do I go to get them?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on December 10, 2010, 02:26:09 AM
Oh gog, a MoTK clan. Whitelist cassarenas (Don't remember the number) right away, please.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on December 10, 2010, 02:30:56 AM
Oh gog, a MoTK clan. Whitelist cassarenas (Don't remember the number) right away, please.

Did that first thing after I made it and whitelisted Ruro. So... months ago. :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 10, 2010, 02:32:34 AM
someone mentioned pie being eay to make/get and giving plenty of adventures. What do I do/where do I go to get them?
Pie Crust = Wad of Dough + Pie Tin.  These areboth  dropped by enemies in Degrassi Knoll, I believe, but
If you get the bugbear set (hat and pants) from that area, equip them and you can buy these items for cheap in the Bugbear Bakery in the forest.  Wads of Dough are also combinable with other items to make things like white chocolate chip cookies, and can be rolled/unrolled for more recipies like tortillas!
Then combine a Pie Crust with some sort of fruit, such as strawberries, lemons, etc. ; they're first and easiest available from Fruit Golems in
Fernswarthy's Tower
, and later on you can directly buy them from the
Hippy Stand on the Island, if you've gotten yourself the Filthy Hippy Disguise
.

I think each one is 3 fullness and gives 3-9 adventures and a single substat.  They're not the best foods (If you're a pastamancer you can make FAR better things), but they're easily accessible and cheap.



Also: GUESS WHO'S TAKING ON THE FINAL BOSS TONIGHT AND GOING ON TO BAD MOON D: < (Or at least I will, barring something horrendously stupid getting in my way.  Which something will try to, I'm sure!)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on December 10, 2010, 02:34:13 AM
Also: GUESS WHO'S TAKING ON THE FINAL BOSS TONIGHT AND GOING ON TO BAD MOON D: < (Or at least I will, barring something horrendously stupid getting in my way.  Which something will try to, I'm sure!)

I'm putzing around in aftercore until Crimbo's over, but yeah, Bad Moon next. Good luck. o7
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Iced Fairy on December 10, 2010, 02:39:41 AM
someone mentioned pie being eay to make/get and giving plenty of adventures. What do I do/where do I go to get them?
Ninja'd almost entirely by Garlyle

If you clean out the produce stand during the war as a hippy you get access to 3 more fruits that make even better pies.

And of course baking a key into a lime gets you a key lime pie, which not only gives you good adventures/fullness, but also gives you the key (or most of it) back.

Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 10, 2010, 06:57:56 AM
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12/09/10 11:56:47 PM - Welcome back to the Kingdom of Loathing. Noob.

I am now officially in Bullshit Bad Moon.  My little kitty, The RNG, is adorable. 
BUT FOR HOW LONG

I sent out a bunch of random crap to people, but I kind of got lazy about it and was too tired halfway through, so if you didn't get anything or don't think it was useful whatever I sent you, well, apologies.  I just kinda... picked and chose at complete random, especially since I hardly know who's who 8D

EDIT: Has anyone seen my kidney?  Anyone? D:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on December 10, 2010, 05:11:58 PM
EDIT: Has anyone seen my kidney?  Anyone? D:

You can buy it back at the Black Market when you find it.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on December 10, 2010, 05:46:37 PM
Did that first thing after I made it and whitelisted Ruro. So... months ago. :V
Oh derp. I wasn't expecting you to know my account name. :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on December 10, 2010, 06:15:51 PM
Oh derp. I wasn't expecting you to know my account name. :V
Arashi knows everything.

Everything.

Also, thanks for the less-than-three-shaped box, Garlyle. Good luck buying your kidney back!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on December 11, 2010, 03:40:25 PM
So, hey, I'm playing this again.

UncertainKitten (#1898101)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on December 12, 2010, 04:01:04 AM
Is Feast of Boris a weekly or w/e occurence? I thought it was for Thanksgiving, but it's apperently today as well >.>
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on December 12, 2010, 04:10:02 AM
Not weekly. KoL follows a modified calendar, (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Kingdom_of_Loathing_Calendar) and in-game holidays typically fall on the days shown. Then, assuming the dev team remembers, they'll also put the corresponding holiday on the real-life holiday. That's why there was another Feast of Boris so soon.

That also explains why a few days or so ago, Halloween happened again.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 12, 2010, 04:21:42 AM
Three days in to a Bad Moon run and I still love my kitten.  Look at it, playing with its tail all the time after combat, and making me hit the attack button, and even batting those item drops down into the sewers!  It's so adorable 8D
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on December 12, 2010, 05:55:44 AM
I get the feeling that Garlyle is slowly losing his mind :ohdear:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on December 12, 2010, 06:00:03 AM
Wasn't able to contribute as much as I wanted to this evening since I rabbit holed to get a certain watch, which cost a lot of meat. But I should be able to ramp up production ^-^.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Iced Fairy on December 12, 2010, 06:12:05 AM
I get the feeling that Garlyle is slowly losing his mind :ohdear:
He'll get better when he gets his kidney back from candy mountain.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on December 12, 2010, 11:27:09 PM
why would you use anything BUT Attack command normally? I'm a Seal Clubber, and all I have is Attack and the 2 useless starting skills(+2 Muscle, and a weak dmg move) and until I get Ultimate Legendary Weapon or a 2-Handed club with power comparing to my current weapon(200 Power, Rusty Piece of Rebar), no Lunging Thrust Smack for me :< And no point in me useing anything other then that or Attack is I have the proper weapon.

Btw, I need a habanero pepper or w/e to make a food for my Nemesis quest. Does anyone have one available, or know how I could get one other then hermit?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on December 12, 2010, 11:37:39 PM
I get the feeling that Garlyle is slowly losing his mind :ohdear:
Typical effect of Kittycore.
I STILL MISS THAT ULTRA RARE YOU GODDAMN FELINE
Edit:
Btw, I need a habanero pepper or w/e to make a food for my Nemesis quest. Does anyone have one available, or know how I could get one other then hermit?
It's not for food :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on December 12, 2010, 11:43:31 PM
why would you use anything BUT Attack command normally? I'm a Seal Clubber, and all I have is Attack and the 2 useless starting skills(+2 Muscle, and a weak dmg move) and until I get Ultimate Legendary Weapon or a 2-Handed club with power comparing to my current weapon(200 Power, Rusty Piece of Rebar), no Lunging Thrust Smack for me :< And no point in me useing anything other then that or Attack is I have the proper weapon.
When you're a Turtle Tamer with your Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon, the
Turtle of Seven Tails, which allows you to hit seven times in one attack
. Very useful. Also, as either of the Moxie classes, you have the chance to pickpocket your opponent and grab an item from them before combat even starts. And the Disco Bandits' Disco Combos can create all kinds of effects; more stat gains, more item drops, etc.

As for the Jaba?ero pepper, you can find those at 100 meat each at the mall.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on December 13, 2010, 12:54:29 AM
Today I had a nice philanthropy session. It feels good!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 13, 2010, 07:11:46 AM
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I get the feeling that Garlyle is slowly losing his mind :ohdear:
D8 ?taht kniht uoy dlouw yhW

why would you use anything BUT Attack command normally? I'm a Seal Clubber, and all I have is Attack and the 2 useless starting skills(+2 Muscle, and a weak dmg move) and until I get Ultimate Legendary Weapon or a 2-Handed club with power comparing to my current weapon(200 Power, Rusty Piece of Rebar), no Lunging Thrust Smack for me :< And no point in me useing anything other then that or Attack is I have the proper weapon.
Disco Bandits need Moxious Maneuver at low levels to overcome anything that scales to their level (Once they get the +ranged weapon damage skill they're fine), and there's also the Disco Combos which can prove useful later on.  Also, pickpocketting is a cool thing (
The kitten will not stop you from pickpocketing, nor will it take items recieved via Pickpocketing 8D[/spoiler).

Also, mysticality classes need to be able to use skills.  It's how they do... well, anything.

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I STILL MISS THAT ULTRA RARE YOU GODDAMN FELINE
This is what I fear happening the most.  :ohdear:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on December 13, 2010, 06:08:42 PM
Is the tropical volcano worth it in an HC run? I'm playing AT and I'm thinking that it's at least worth checking out to see what free items I can grab in the barracks, but I don't know if the rest is worth it.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on December 13, 2010, 07:08:09 PM
Does Legendary Epic Weapon work for the special effect on Lunging Thrust Smack(Auto-Hit), or is that only the Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 13, 2010, 10:05:24 PM
Does Legendary Epic Weapon work for the special effect on Lunging Thrust Smack(Auto-Hit), or is that only the Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon?
According to the wiki, any 2-handed 'club' type weapon wielded by a Seal Clubber will get 100% accuracy.

Since the damage is 3x that of a normal attack... yeah.


Kittycore Update: I still love my kitten.  He hardly did anything bad, other than batting away like 7/8 drops from fruit golems, but that's really minor - he didn't bat away the grave robbing shovel, much to my surprise, or any other important item that could have dropped today.

I also love the new adventures that show up in Bad Moon 8D
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on December 14, 2010, 12:54:56 AM
Btw, I need a habanero pepper or w/e to make a food for my Nemesis quest. Does anyone have one available, or know how I could get one other then hermit?

Nope. The Hermitage is required for each class to get at a part of their Epic Weapon. Use some Chewing Gums on Strings until you find a "Worthless" item. They'll want one of these and a Hermit Permit (you can bypass the latter after a certain point, but I'm pretty sure you aren't that far yet).

Speaking of which, back again.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Matsuri on December 14, 2010, 01:19:54 AM
Nope. The Hermitage is required for each class to get at a part of their Epic Weapon. Use some Chewing Gums on Strings until you find a "Worthless" item. They'll want one of these and a Hermit Permit (you can bypass the latter after a certain point, but I'm pretty sure you aren't that far yet).

Speaking of which, back again.

Like Ruro said, buying them at the mall for 100 meat is a cheaper way to do it, especially if you don't have the hermit script.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on December 14, 2010, 01:36:38 AM
Ok, the thing is, aside from Mall of Loathing, the only source the wiki mentioned for Jabanero or w/e peppers was the Hermit. I bought one for 100, as we didn't have Basement at the time, and we would need basement to get worthless stuff for the hermit. Right now,
I'm at the part where various enemies attack me, as part of the Nemesis quest.
Also, since no one has given a straight/specific answer, that I have seen here, can I assume that ONLY 2-handed clubs and the SCs Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon have Auto-hit with Lunging Thrust Smack?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Iced Fairy on December 14, 2010, 03:18:46 AM
Ok, the thing is, aside from Mall of Loathing, the only source the wiki mentioned for Jabanero or w/e peppers was the Hermit. I bought one for 100, as we didn't have Basement at the time, and we would need basement to get worthless stuff for the hermit.
Actually you just need chewing gun on a string.  Just use them from the inventory, you don't need a real sewer location anymore.  (You'll get a lot of crap though).

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Right now,
I'm at the part where various enemies attack me, as part of the Nemesis quest.
Also, since no one has given a straight/specific answer, that I have seen here, can I assume that ONLY 2-handed clubs and the SCs Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon have Auto-hit with Lunging Thrust Smack?
That's what the wiki seems to indiate, but I haven't done a Seal Clubber run yet so....

edit: typo left in for rdj's amusement.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RainfallYoshi on December 14, 2010, 05:52:52 AM
Just a few more quarters and I'll have me a fancy beer-a-pult. I love abusing bonus elemental damage that comes on weapons. Especially with the Disco Bandit's bonus ranged weapon damage. It makes for lulzy damage on people.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on December 14, 2010, 02:55:19 PM
Hobos are paper thin I swear to god
(However side areas are inmune to overkill so I can get my nickel supply up, teehee~)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on December 14, 2010, 09:45:14 PM
I haven't ventured into Hobopolis yet. I feel like I should. :ohdear:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on December 14, 2010, 09:49:35 PM
I'll be helping investigate the Slime Tube while you all are out beating up the homeless for their hard-earned money. For shame. D=<

just kidding; good luck out there
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 14, 2010, 10:22:09 PM
Wait.

Did our basement open up afterall?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on December 14, 2010, 10:25:27 PM
I just started A Maze of Sewer Tunnels, but I'm not gonna get to Hobopolis before Crimbo ends sadly. I can take out the monsters there with strategy, but it'll take a while before I can get through it all. I have to use Entangling Noodles right away, summon my Spice Ghost (Level 5 ATM, haven't used him much except to get Spices which feels like once a day), spam WotPL until it dies (usually 3), and hope that (1) my Animated Macaroni Duck attacks, and (2) the monster doesn't break free before I beat it. If it breaks free or gets the jump on me, I take triple-digit damage (about 104-110 or so, I have 176 now) and probably worse once Having a Ball runs out. Even then I can't do it all day (you only get 10 summons a day).

All that's moot if I run into a Chieftain, which would beat me up on the spot (I most likely wouldn't even get a turn).


*gets utterly manhandled by a mutant zombie goldfish who broke out after one round* Okay, I'm just plain not ready for Clan Dungeons yet. I'll try again once I'm Level 20.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Iced Fairy on December 14, 2010, 10:34:48 PM
Wait.

Did our basement open up afterall?
Yep.  Both the slime and the sewers are open.

When I stop being drunk I'll go back to turning goldfish livers to oil of oillinesses

As for the monsters Triple Factorial, I suggest hunting down your ultimate weapon first, and picking up a battered hubcap.  Noodles of Fire take them out of the fight for 3 turns, giving you plenty of WotP and duck shots, so that a cannon should take them out afterwards.  That's how I'm farming hobos right now.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on December 14, 2010, 11:38:54 PM
slime
Something looked weird. It was this. :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on December 16, 2010, 02:20:45 AM
The devil went down to Hobopolis.

And got his ass handed to him. Burnbarrel is down.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Third Eye Lem on December 16, 2010, 06:14:51 AM
Guys, the CRIMBCO HQ in the mountains opened up. Yay for low-pay labor!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 16, 2010, 06:19:07 AM
Non-hobopolis Crimbo content is out!

Basic Mechanic:
Every encounter gives 10 Scrip and +1% Boredom.  Use scrip to buy stuff in the store.  Different adventures can occur depending on your maintained boredness level.

Items you can get:
Paperclips:
Use Multiple
1 = paperclip sproinger, a combat item
10 = paperclip-on tie: Accessory, Weapon & Spell Damage +5, Stat Gains Per Fight +1
15 = paperclip turban: Hat, Attributes +5, HP/MP +5, 5 damage reduction
20 = paperclip cape: Accessory, Regenerate 7 HP/MP per adventure
25 = paperclip pants: Pants, Initiative +15%, +2 Adventures Per Day
(EVERYONE SHOULD GET THIS)
(More coming!)
Wear at least 4 items for Paperclippery Outfit (Effect currently unknown)
Workytime Tea:
Reduces boredom by 25%, down to a minimum of 25%.  Since boredom adventures can occur starting at about 50-70%, and those give less scrip, it is useful to use this when you hit 50% (unless you intend to get order forms)
CRIMBCO Lanyard:
Accessory.  When equipped, Crimbo enemies are no longer monster level ~10; instead, they scale to your level
portable photocopier:
Usable item.  Gets you a photocopied monster you can fight once per day.  I won't spoil what it is!
CRIMBCO employee handbooks:
Teaches skills!  Effects currently unknown, please wait warmly, spaders are digging
deluxe fax machine:
A mysterious VIP lounge item of indeterminate purpose as nobody has one yet!

Hidden items:
order form
is obtained by
adventuring with 100% boredom.  No clue what it does yet!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Third Eye Lem on December 16, 2010, 06:26:49 AM
I recommend getting the lanyard ASAP, you can level up while collecting scrip and such.

I'm gonna try to get that fax machine. Its powers must be made our own!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on December 16, 2010, 06:28:15 AM
I'm gonna try to get that fax machine. Its powers must be made our own!

One of Arashi's RL friends is working on that, actually. He's theinfamousbob in the clan.

I'd recommend working on the skill books and paperclip outfit instead.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Third Eye Lem on December 16, 2010, 06:29:50 AM
Are the skill books one-use items? Also, I haven't found any paperclips yet. =(
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Matsuri on December 16, 2010, 06:31:28 AM
I've scored
one order form, one book, and the whole paperclip outfit
so far.

\o/

Are the skill books one-use items? Also, I haven't found any paperclips yet. =(

They cost 5 scrips in the gift shop.
You need 70 in all to make the outfit, so it'll be 350 scrips overall.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on December 16, 2010, 06:32:08 AM
Assuming they're like the Hobopolis books, yes, they're one-use. Try and Hardcore perm each one when you have the chance; that's what I'll be doing, anyway.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: theshirn on December 16, 2010, 06:46:30 AM
I have pants, and an order form.  This stuff, she is nifty.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Third Eye Lem on December 16, 2010, 06:55:20 AM
Oh wow, paperclips are useful. =D Stockpile as much as you can, everyone!

EDIT: Booooo, you can't make anything with 30 paperclips. =/
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: WHMZakeri on December 16, 2010, 07:26:00 AM
You can make 30 sproingers

I am not a paperclip warrior. I also got my order form. I tested everything except the skills books already :3
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Third Eye Lem on December 16, 2010, 07:32:04 AM
Are the bottle of blank-out and the copier reusable?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 16, 2010, 07:36:02 AM
Are the bottle of blank-out and the copier reusable?
The effect/item given by the blank-out is reusable a few times, but will eventually vanish after 5-6 uses, according to the wiki.

EDIT: It looks like the photocopier gives you an item upon use that is infinitely reusable, although it can only trigger once per day.  It lets you fight a special opponent.  I... I politely ask nobody to spoil the identity of this monster, nor to look it up - rather, that you should go obtain and fight it yourself.  It only takes 20 adventures to get the cash for it.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on December 16, 2010, 04:53:53 PM
Whaaaaaaaaaaat.

After I'm done with my last final exam I have to get in on this :ohdear:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: nintendonut888 on December 16, 2010, 05:17:55 PM
The effect/item given by the blank-out is reusable a few times, but will eventually vanish after 5-6 uses, according to the wiki.

Vanished the first time I used it. :[ Still, I agree it's worth the effort to get.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on December 16, 2010, 06:11:12 PM
Ahh crap, and I'm still in HC :(

well, I shouldl be out in two to three days depending on what kind of booze and food I can get my hands on in the war, so I'll start playing around with the new content after that.

EDIT: Wow. They got a full TVTropes reference in there now. (Although based on how anime is described in there, I don't see Touhou getting a reference in there. Ever.)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on December 16, 2010, 08:02:33 PM
I was abusing A Yuletide Bonfire to get my class buffs up for a bit. Using the MP gains from the tales to spam Springy Fusilli & Manicotti Meditation while using Cannelloni Cocoon once my HP gets too low to last another story. As long as I can afford the Marshmallows, I can make these last quite a while (I have over 1200 Adventures of Pasta Oneness and 700 for Springy Fusilli from only 25 Marshmallows). I haven't even eaten a Roasted Marshmallow yet, which I'm sure is the main item for the holiday.

CRIMBCO HQ's going to be up for the rest of Crimbo, right? I've only got 106 Adventures left right now (yet to eat or drink anything today, got all the Booze from the Barrel Full of Barrels, and did the Daily Dungeon). There's also a Myst day tomorrow, but that's basically weekly (every 8 days) and not an annual thing like this.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 16, 2010, 08:36:01 PM
I was abusing A Yuletide Bonfire to get my class buffs up for a bit. Using the MP gains from the tales to spam Springy Fusilli & Manicotti Meditation while using Cannelloni Cocoon once my HP gets too low to last another story. As long as I can afford the Marshmallows, I can make these last quite a while (I have over 1200 Adventures of Pasta Oneness and 700 for Springy Fusilli from only 25 Marshmallows). I haven't even eaten a Roasted Marshmallow yet, which I'm sure is the main item for the holiday.

CRIMBCO HQ's going to be up for the rest of Crimbo, right? I've only got 106 Adventures left right now (yet to eat or drink anything today, got all the Booze from the Barrel Full of Barrels, and did the Daily Dungeon). There's also a Myst day tomorrow, but that's basically weekly (every 8 days) and not an annual thing like this.
Yeah, Crimbo content lasts until the new year begins.  Although with that said, as nerdy as it may be, be sure to play every day - stuff gets changed as it progresses and new stuff occasionally unlocks!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RainfallYoshi on December 17, 2010, 03:31:37 AM
I've been hoarding paperclips but it doesn't seem like there's much else to make beyond the gear set. I currently have 100 or so saved up and I dunno what I'll do with them yet.  :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on December 17, 2010, 03:33:45 AM
I'd save em til a few months after Crimbo. Then ka-ching. Also, skill books. Those are gonna be worth a bunch.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on December 17, 2010, 03:43:02 AM
There's one skill book that's a passive one bonus adventure per rollover. I'd definitely hold onto that since it's looking to be tier 4 or 5 at least.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 17, 2010, 04:37:50 AM
I'd save em til a few months after Crimbo. Then ka-ching. Also, skill books. Those are gonna be worth a bunch.
This.

Paperclip pants might not be Time Pants, in either effectiveness or rarity, but they're also still one of _four_ types of pants that have ever given extra adventures.  They're going to be in demand.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on December 18, 2010, 04:09:56 AM
Quote
King Ralph the XI stands before you in all his regal glory. "I'm sorry, adventurer," he says, "but the king is in another castle." Then he breaks into a hearty chuckle. "Well done, adventurer! You laid the smack down on that skank with admirable derring-do and panache. I am eternally in your debt."

You have been granted access to a new chat channel: /hardcore

Woot! And it only took me 14 days =( (I mostly wasted a lot of turns because I did extra bounty hunting when they were somewhat convenient...)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 18, 2010, 04:35:46 AM
The order forms are finally available!  You get one of six items when you use them... which can be FANTASTIC - if you can use them
Two shirts; one of which is moxie boosts and one of which is drop boosts
A tattoo unlocking item
A familiar weight-boosting accessory (+3 lbs)

There's two that are particularly great, though:
A set of shotglasses, consumable items that increase adventure gains from booze (These could be worth a FORTUNE someday due to consumable nature)
An accessory that grants +3 rollover adventures per day
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Iced Fairy on December 18, 2010, 05:27:26 AM
Yeah.  Crimbo been very very good to me.  The Naughty Sorceress can live until New Years with the way things are going.

Oh, and for those of you farming, don't forget to send something to your secret santas whatever they're calling it.  'tis the season after all.  Even if it is BS forced upon you by management....
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 18, 2010, 05:36:50 AM
Oh, and for those of you farming, don't forget to send something to your secret santas whatever they're calling it.  'tis the season after all.  Even if it is BS forced upon you by management....
Fun fact: These items can even be delivered to players in Hardcore and Bad Moon!
That last one is a hint to whoever got me as a recipient to please send me more gift baskets because I could really use free food!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on December 18, 2010, 05:52:28 AM
Fun fact: These items can even be delivered to players in Hardcore and Bad Moon!
That last one is a hint to whoever got me as a recipient to please send me more gift baskets because I could really use free food!

Bet you wouldn't mind mugs either. :3
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RainfallYoshi on December 18, 2010, 06:33:52 AM
I want the sorceress dead damnit ;-;

I'm so close and yet so fucking far away. Well whatever. I got a moxie shirt from my order form so at least I have something once I learn about my torso existing.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 18, 2010, 07:23:37 AM
Bet you wouldn't mind mugs either. :3
Those could also be useful, although nobody seems quite sure what they do yet.  There's theories that it might boost adventures, but that's a heck of a lot harder to prove
and is less immediately noticable than the gains from the BGE shotglasses
.

Also, there's a familiar!  You'll need a
Holiday Cheese Log (obtained from the gift basket)[
.  Combine it with an
Anticheese
.  It does
absolutely nothing, but it's still festive!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Iced Fairy on December 18, 2010, 07:31:51 AM
Also, there's a familiar!
It's log! It's log! It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!
It's log! It's log! It's better then bad, it's good!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on December 18, 2010, 07:38:03 AM
Those could also be useful, although nobody seems quite sure what they do yet.  There's theories that it might boost adventures, but that's a heck of a lot harder to prove
and is less immediately noticable than the gains from the BGE shotglasses
.

Yeah, but they have the advantage of being way cheap. :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on December 18, 2010, 08:24:06 AM
For buying things like the mug, do the items get sent to the random person, or can we buy for ourselves?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on December 18, 2010, 08:26:37 AM
do the items get sent to the random person

Yep.

Quote
or can we buy for ourselves?

Nope. Just looked, not even on the mall, guess they're even no-trade too.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on December 18, 2010, 08:31:16 AM
No way am I buying any of those then. my person isn't with the MotK clan, so they get nothing, but I better get one of those Cheeses, I want the Familiar, even if it's useless like the Rat and Gravy Fairy.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on December 18, 2010, 08:33:20 AM
I want the Familiar, even if it's useless like the Rat and Gravy Fairy.

You do realize the Rat and the Gravy Fairies are top-tier types and the
holiday log
literally does nothing right? (I mean, I wanted it anyway too, but that's... not exactly an apt comparison. :V)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on December 18, 2010, 01:57:15 PM
It's log! It's log! It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!
It's log! It's log! It's better then bad, it's good!
Hahaha oh god they didn't do that
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Iced Fairy on December 18, 2010, 06:43:28 PM
No way am I buying any of those then. my person isn't with the MotK clan, so they get nothing, but I better get one of those Cheeses, I want the Familiar, even if it's useless like the Rat and Gravy Fairy.
:ohdear:
But, but, Mr Scrooge.  It's Crimbo!

Anyway I have no clue who the person I'm sending stuff to is, but I'm planning on shipping one of each thing, because even if they aren't as obsessive compulsive as me they'll apreciate it.  And I've almost bought everything for myself anyway.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on December 18, 2010, 07:20:09 PM
You do realize the Rat and the Gravy Fairies are top-tier types and the
holiday log
literally does nothing right? (I mean, I wanted it anyway too, but that's... not exactly an apt comparison. :V)

They are top-tier? What do they do that's so useful???
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on December 18, 2010, 07:22:07 PM
They are top-tier? What do they do that's so useful???

Rat = extra stat gain
Fairy = extra item drops
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on December 18, 2010, 09:07:04 PM
Why would anyone use a Rat instead of a Volleyball/Sombrero type for stats, though? It doesn't get better than a Volleyball until like 60 pounds or something, and they make the monsters harder to beat, too.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on December 18, 2010, 09:10:44 PM
Why would anyone use a Rat instead of a Volleyball/Sombrero type for stats, though? It doesn't get better than a Volleyball until like 60 pounds or something, and they make the monsters harder to beat, too.

Smiling Rat, not Purse Rat. Smiling Rat is exactly identical to the Volley (and likely to come up in the course of clearing the revamped Tavern).
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Iced Fairy on December 18, 2010, 09:45:22 PM
Oh, hey.  I'm an idiot. 
Rikterson,
if you're on these forums please to be expecting a full set of gift things when I stop being totally smashed.  And if you need a couple more items send a line.  Can't make any promises but...
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RainfallYoshi on December 19, 2010, 05:15:55 AM
Oh damnit me. I was revelling in the fact that I just made so much booze and wasn't paying attention. So I have 114 adventures and am too drunk to do anything with them. Fuck me.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on December 19, 2010, 05:16:58 AM
60 pounds? How do you get a Familiar past 20? Or is it set Familiars only? Cause I've been switching between Familiars once they reach 20, or in the case of my Stab Bat, can't stand them any longer.

Yoshi, you can use them tomorrow, with an extra 45+ added to them as well :3
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on December 19, 2010, 05:25:14 AM
60 pounds? How do you get a Familiar past 20? Or is it set Familiars only? Cause I've been switching between Familiars once they reach 20, or in the case of my Stab Bat, can't stand them any longer.

There are various effects and equipment that can increase familiar weight. In particular, sugar shields, Empathy of the Newt, and familiar-specific equipment (for instance, a Ghuol Whelp can equip a tiny knife and fork) will increase weight by a bit.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on December 20, 2010, 12:00:05 AM
60 pounds? How do you get a Familiar past 20? Or is it set Familiars only? Cause I've been switching between Familiars once they reach 20, or in the case of my Stab Bat, can't stand them any longer.
The El Vibrato Megadrone can have it's weight buffed to 100 with the full Vibrato gear and the right punchcards. I'm not sure if it's functionally or effectively (As in it works like 100 pounds more or it does get heavy lol).
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on December 20, 2010, 04:14:07 AM
Oh hay, I got promoted. Now I get to watch hideous slideshows and get 20 scrips for each one as hazard pay.

Hooray faster scrip farming!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RainfallYoshi on December 20, 2010, 05:57:05 AM
I just realized I did something rather stupid but then again I wasn't gonna see the stuff again anyways but then again... OH jesus.

ANYWAYS. Excitement as I finally got up to the Naughty Sorceress and beat her to death. Did some stuff and finally ascended like I've been wanting to. I feel leet. Before I did though I decided to sell everything I had. Yes everything. Even those christmas goodies I had gotten. Fuck me.

Though, I am going hardcore now and don't ever really plan to do a normal or casual so I wasn't going to see those items ever again anyways but still. The thought that I did that kinda sickens me a bit. But alas, what's done is done.

I deposited all that extra meat into the clan coffers. It was about 120k by the time I was done buying trophies. Successful day I guess... I wonder if my promotion carried over through that ascension or not. I forgot to check to be honest. Oh well, guess I'll farm up another paperclip set tomorrow.

For those of you wondering, I'm now on a hardcore boozetefarian run as a seal-clubber under the The Blender Moon. This should prove to be fun times.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on December 20, 2010, 06:06:32 AM
You can actually access those things in aftercore, which might not be zero play time if in that particular run you want to perm a hobopolis or slime tube skill or something. Also, there will come one day when you've permed everything you want to perm and just play normally from then on...
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Iced Fairy on December 20, 2010, 07:00:54 AM
Hm... Maybe I should save up some of the better books for clan peeps who can't get them.  Or just because I'm not quite rich enough to get myself a mall slot.  It's not like I'm low on script.  Even if the BGE order forms keep giving me shirts instead of shot glasses....
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 20, 2010, 08:04:52 AM
Hm... Maybe I should save up some of the better books for clan peeps who can't get them.  Or just because I'm not quite rich enough to get myself a mall slot.  It's not like I'm low on script.  Even if the BGE order forms keep giving me shirts instead of shot glasses....
I am having this exact same problem.

I just want the goddamn calendar, that's all I ask T.T
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Iced Fairy on December 20, 2010, 08:36:26 AM
I am having this exact same problem.

I just want the goddamn calendar, that's all I ask T.T
That I actually got an extra of, if you need it I can pay you back for the ballroom mask.

Though... I suppose you'd have to escape the Bad Moon first.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Fossil Goo on December 20, 2010, 09:00:32 PM
Finally finished the frat-hippy war by killing off The Man. Tried to wrap up the nemesis quest, too, but Stella keeps kicking my ass even when I bring along a turtle familiar and use all my buffs. Guess I've got some grinding to do.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on December 20, 2010, 10:47:24 PM
You might look into using some items with Damage Reduction, actually. Unlike Damage Absorption (which is what Astral/Ghostly Shell and the power of your hat and pants give), Damage Reduction is subtracted directly from the damage an attack does.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RainfallYoshi on December 20, 2010, 10:55:29 PM
I don't remember where the heck I got them from, but Mother's Little Helpers can be a great thing to have for that boss. Although it takes away pretty much all combat initiative (-1000%) it also gives you a whopping 50 damage reduction. It can be a huge help on that particular fight.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on December 20, 2010, 10:56:46 PM
I don't remember where the heck I got them from, but Mother's Little Helpers can be a great thing to have for that boss. Although it takes away pretty much all combat initiative (-1000%) it also gives you a whopping 50 damage reduction. It can be a huge help on that particular fight.

Pretty sure that's 50 Damage Absorption, plus 10 Damage Reduction. Still a good thing to have, though.

You should be able to pick those up at the Oasis.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RainfallYoshi on December 20, 2010, 10:58:56 PM
I was just about the edit that after I looked it up. My bad.  :V

Either way it can take off a chunk of damage you'd take otherwise so give it a try and see if it helps. If your a moxie class, you can buy hair sprays from the market for cheap for an easy stat boost. Other stats may have something similar.

Mother's little helpers come from rolling stones at The Oasis at Desert Beach.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 21, 2010, 06:10:47 AM
That I actually got an extra of, if you need it I can pay you back for the ballroom mask.

Though... I suppose you'd have to escape the Bad Moon first.
If I don't find one by the end of Crimbo, I'll just ask for you to send it to me in a box
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RainfallYoshi on December 21, 2010, 06:13:35 AM
The paperclip set is unbelievably hax for low level characters. My poor little seal clubber is making mince meat of things. I plan to get up some more monies and send my covert santa another gift, since he just sent me a ball sack bag of bath beads.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on December 21, 2010, 11:58:13 PM
PROMOTIOOOOONS
Damn that spreadsheet scales in a very evil way.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Iced Fairy on December 22, 2010, 12:01:51 AM
Damn that spreadsheet scales in a very evil way.
It's no match for a solid weapon of the Pasta Lord though.

And another day farming, and still no shotglasses.  Oh well, at least my Crimbo buddy gets some stuff.  And at the rate script is piling up I might be able to get a fax machine on my own.   :V

Probably be better off buying books for peeps though.  Assuming we've got the fax machine covered.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Third Eye Lem on December 22, 2010, 01:57:14 AM
How's the progress on the Fax Machine coming? It's been at least a week, or close to it.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on December 22, 2010, 02:10:31 AM
How's the progress on the Fax Machine coming? It's been at least a week, or close to it.
Arashi's friend is working on it, or so I hear~ No worries, it'll get done.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on December 22, 2010, 02:19:38 AM
I Have Handbook Chapters 1-3 now (Got Ch. 1 twice and used one), photographed that special monster (but have yet to fight it), 4 Shotglasses remaining, the Calendar (4 tries to get, got a pair of BGE Tiny Plastic Toys and said Shotglasses before then), some Blank-Out, all the Paperclippery and about 130 more Paperclips. I have about 700 Scrip left but only a bit over 250 Meat as I just bought Flavor of Magic. I got a big crack at this line while facing a Hideous Slideshow under Spirit of Bacon Grease:

Quote
You summon a massive cannelloni cannon and fire it at your opponent. It blasts it with foul language, dealing X damage.

You win the fight!

Boredom +1%

An elf on roller skates whizzes by and tosses you a 20-scrip note. "That slide show looked brutal -- there's some hazard pay for ya!" he says, skating away.

You acquire 20 CRIMBCO scrip

For some reason, I find it quite funny to get paid for firing off some F-Bombs in the middle of the boss's presentation.

I usually go Noodles, Mortar Shell, whatever's sure to give me enough damage to win if I have to (I've finished with the Spear at times) to save some MP should Sgt. Donald not act for a few fights.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 23, 2010, 05:26:02 PM
Thank you to whoever is sending me tonnes of stuff 8D

In other news, It looks like more Crimbo content has appeared 8D
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on December 23, 2010, 07:42:21 PM
Arashi's friend is working on it, or so I hear~ No worries, it'll get done.

It's done. :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on December 23, 2010, 08:45:57 PM
A second Promotion is possible in CRIMBCO, and I just got it. Now I'm taking Endless Conference Calls for 30 Scrip a piece. I'll have the last chapter of the handbook real soon now (I've got the first 4 and have well over half the Scrip for the last one), after which I think I'll be farming up for additional Ch. 1 books to sell once I buy a store at the Mall (Calendars are pretty luck-based to get).

Also, that Lanyard is working wonders on my grinding. When I started working at CRIMBCO I was an early Level 12. Now I'm only 5 Myst away from Level 15, sporting 156-195-160 at this point. Doesn't affect the new Hobo Elves, though.

EDIT: Fought that special monster yesterday. I don't like what I see.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Blitzer on December 24, 2010, 06:22:50 AM
Fighting
my butt
and
the Kingdom of Loathing as a game
was hilarious.

And the lanyard makes all my time in the cubicles twice as worthwhile! Especially with my hardcore-permed Entangling Noodles!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on December 24, 2010, 02:06:39 PM
Complete disregard for substat gain, YEAH
Trascendental Olifaction is also awesome.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RainfallYoshi on December 24, 2010, 04:37:05 PM
Got an accessory for +4 monster level from my calendar today. Whee? I tend to prefer damage/stat gains rather than making things even harder on myself personally but I guess once you get towards end game it can be useful for getting to Level 15 for stuff.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on December 24, 2010, 04:41:11 PM
Each +4 to Monster Level gives one extra stat point, and I think +ML also affects meat drops. So yeah, even if it isn't useful now, it'll be handy later.

+ML is also key to speedrunning in Hardcore, I hear.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 24, 2010, 11:20:57 PM
Each +4 to Monster Level gives one extra stat point, and I think +ML also affects meat drops. So yeah, even if it isn't useful now, it'll be handy later.

+ML is also key to speedrunning in Hardcore, I hear.
This, pretty much.  Harder enemies sound like a bad idea, but the stat gains increase proportionally.  It's the key to speedrunning pretty much any ascension - along with a hell of a lot of item boosters, and a few other things.

Also, I -think- the calendar goodies for the past few days (the new accessories) were set in stone.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on December 24, 2010, 11:21:50 PM
....

.........

......... tempting (http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/75/lolskype.png)...
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on December 24, 2010, 11:26:24 PM
....

.........

......... tempting (http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/75/lolskype.png)...

Call 1-800-CRIMBCO today for your inoffensively festive holiday needs!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Matsuri on December 24, 2010, 11:32:00 PM
....

.........

......... tempting (http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/75/lolskype.png)...

Do it. You know you want to. :matsuri2:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on December 25, 2010, 04:43:56 AM
So, there's a *cough* one-time battle today. You have a choice between two different opponents.

I'm not sure if this was intended or not, but you can photocopy one, flee, fight the other, and then fight the photocopy for both drops.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 25, 2010, 05:51:39 AM
So, there's a *cough* one-time battle today. You have a choice between two different opponents.

I'm not sure if this was intended or not, but you can photocopy one, flee, fight the other, and then fight the photocopy for both drops.
They already fixed this D:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on December 25, 2010, 05:52:51 AM
They already fixed this D:

:<
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Chaore on December 25, 2010, 08:15:38 AM
Oh hey. (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,8022.0.html)

It's a short Song/Poem/Whatever I can't write Kol-based thing. Figured I'd link it here for anyone who might want to read and get a few laughs who doesn't check elsewhere.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on December 26, 2010, 09:15:29 PM
I'm starting to think that farming Paperclips instead of Ch. 1 Handbooks is much more efficient Scrip-wise, and will likely be worth more in the Mall later on. Which would you prefer: 125 Scrip for some Pants that give two Adventures per day, or 1000 Scrip for a Skill that only gives one?

I feel like an idiot for buying five copies of that book (even though one of them is for me to perm if I ever get that far, along with one each of the other chapters).  Then again, I already have 582 Paperclips, enough for eight full outfits or 23 pairs of Pants (There's probably someone with at least 2000 out there, maybe even 2500).
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Fossil Goo on December 26, 2010, 09:26:08 PM
So, which side did you all take when the battle between Uncle Crimbo and Mr. Mination happened? I beat the crap out of Mr. Mination and got a Jingle Bell, which is awesome. I managed to use it's Christmassy powers to finally beat the piss out of my nemesis's final form.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on December 26, 2010, 09:55:44 PM
To be fair, people will want *both*. So I'm not sure if the books will be as valueless as you propose, !!!. Also, there's the fact the pants will be forever once you get them (in Hagnk's, if I understand ascension properly), whereas the book skills would require perming.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on December 26, 2010, 09:59:02 PM
To be fair, people will want *both*. So I'm not sure if the books will be as valueless as you propose, !!!. Also, there's the fact the pants will be forever once you get them (in Hagnk's, if I understand ascension properly), whereas the book skills would require perming.

More importantly, the book skill can be hardcore permed, you can't access the pants at all during hardcore. So despite being fewer adventures, the book is a lot more useful to a lot of players.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Third Eye Lem on December 27, 2010, 09:34:30 PM
There was a battle on the 24th? Son of a...Oh well. At least I got the +meat/+drop shirt from BGE. =D
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 27, 2010, 09:41:25 PM
I decided to abandon the nemesis quest for kittycore.

Although I believe it to be doable, I'm fed up with it cancelling the skills I need to be using to get into the lair itself, because that's a LOT of skill cancelling that little kitty does.  Disco Bandits don't even normally NEED combat skills - it's pretty much only for the nemesis quest that you ever have to use any.

Other than that though, I'm doing surprisingly well with my kitty.  It has only really twice been irritating - once while trying to farm items at Degrassi Knoll (It took me WAY too long to get all the stuff for a meat maid, meatcar, and something else I needed from there.  Seriously.  Everything would have dropped at least 2 extra times before I got everything), and the second while trying to use the rampaging adding machine, but that was just an irritation not a serious threat or loss of turns.

I am dreading the number of times I will be faceowned by the sorceress' tower monsters due to item use denial
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on December 27, 2010, 09:43:36 PM
There was a battle on the 24th? Son of a...Oh well. At least I got the +meat/+drop shirt from BGE. =D
It's still up, until January.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Third Eye Lem on December 27, 2010, 10:48:55 PM
Awesome, I just finished it. =D GOOD TIMES!

Now to get back to grinding moxie so I can finish the rest of my run. XP
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on December 27, 2010, 11:19:43 PM
You could use the clan's tanning bed :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Third Eye Lem on December 27, 2010, 11:27:57 PM
Isn't that a waste of adventures? I level up a lot faster using the Haunted Ballroom.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on December 28, 2010, 12:16:45 AM
Yeah, but it's for the lazy people. :getdown:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Third Eye Lem on December 28, 2010, 12:28:11 AM
Lazy, or drunk. XP Clicking on a button multiple times isn't much different from pressing a button just once, except actually fighting is more rewarding than getting an epic tan...Which you won't even keep once you ascend. :P
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 29, 2010, 01:09:35 AM
Quote
You pop your kidney back into place. Ahhh, that's better!
8D
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on December 31, 2010, 08:25:22 PM
Today's the final day of Crimbo, and that means if you're grinding for something like books or BGE form items go until you can no more (1 Drunkenness away from falling-down drunk, completely full, and 0 Adventures remaining).

Here's where I'm at right now:


I'm going for Books all the way for my last rush (I'll almost surely have at least 15 copies of Ch. 1). What are you guys aiming for?

EDIT: Finished. Ended with 4750 Scrip, so I got 4 more copies of Ch. 1, 3 more photocopiers, and 3 more bottles of Blank-Out. Now to take a day or two from my usual roaming about and questing to get my Adventures back up (I can't believe I'm Lv. 17 and I'm not even halfway done with the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin yet).
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 31, 2010, 09:55:12 PM
I basically went from level 3 to level 11 doing Crimbo stuff and that was with me having stopped on Christmas 8D

I just want to end Kittycore as soon as I can ;-;
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on December 31, 2010, 10:00:40 PM
I just want to end Kittycore as soon as I can ;-;
And never go back to it am i rite
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on December 31, 2010, 11:53:06 PM
And never go back to it am i rite
Well, I'll never have reason to 8D

I do, however, plan to do a full set of Bad Moon ascensions, one as each class, before leaving Bad Moon behind +_+
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Third Eye Lem on January 01, 2011, 03:53:05 AM
I still don't see a fax machine up in the clan hall. >_> Did it break or something?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on January 01, 2011, 05:18:37 AM
The fax machine is in the VIP lounge, which only Purvis can access at the moment. And half the time, he's not even in our clan.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Third Eye Lem on January 01, 2011, 06:04:35 AM
Derp. =| Guess I gotta wait, then. (goes back to doing the MacGuffin quest)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on January 01, 2011, 02:48:41 PM
Can someone check if the VIP key is only 1 Mr. A? :ohdear:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on January 01, 2011, 02:52:58 PM
Can someone check if the VIP key is only 1 Mr. A? :ohdear:
It is.  It appears in the Mr. Store whenever there's Clan VIP furniture up for sale
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on January 01, 2011, 03:00:54 PM
Ha, awesome. Thanks, mysterious Mr. A!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Fossil Goo on January 01, 2011, 09:35:24 PM
I finally beat the Naughty Sorceress (she was surprisingly easy) and can make my first ascension! :D

Wonder what kind of ascension I should do though.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RainfallYoshi on January 01, 2011, 10:10:17 PM
I ended up dropping Boozetefarian.  :V

The dietary paths are definitely doable but they severely limit your adventures since you're denying yourself some amount of food or booze (or both). I'd suggest saving them for later if you want to do them just as a matter of not driving yourself insane.

Hardcore is a lot more doable than the name would have you believe. The only time I could see you having some issues are with gathering shit for the Naughty Sorceress' lair or farming items for certain quests. But even then it's just a test of patience more so than actually being a difficulty curve. Definitely go for Hardcore if you've been considering it at all.

Picking a moon sign will determine what extra area you have access to for the run.

Mysticality signs get Little Canadia which has access to jewelry making for some powerful little accessories and a restaurant where one can buy food (eaten on purchase).

Moxie signs get The Gnomish Gnomad's Camp which has access to The Micromicrobrewery which sells alcohol (consumed on purchase. Also has the Supertinkerer which can combine 3 items at once (mostly for making a Clockwork Maid) and an area where you can learn certain skills including Torso Awaregness (allows you to wear shirts).

Muscle signs get Inside Degrassi Knoll which has access to The Plunger who can combine items for free without meat paste, a general store where you can buy mechanical parts and gear (as well as detuned radios) and Innabox who can smith items for free without using an adventure.

Each area also has it's own gym-type area (like the tanning bed in our clan) for it's specific stat, though they generally aren't worth using. Don't feel as if you need to match class and moon signs, it really doesn't matter much. I'm a Seal Clubber under a Moxie moon for instance. At any rate though, each area is worth getting so it's just mostly up to your personal preference.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Hanged Hourai on January 02, 2011, 12:11:35 AM
Welp, I signed up and I have to say, the game seems pretty amusing.
I'm a Disco bandit by the name: Hanged Hourai
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on January 02, 2011, 03:02:17 AM
Quote
Each area also has it's own gym-type area (like the tanning bed in our clan) for it's specific stat, though they generally aren't worth using
Note that the sign-specific gyms are better for raising the stats than clan gym equipment.

Either way, the generally accepted use for them is that you can adventure in them while falling-down drunk or in an emergency (Like 'FIVE MINUTES TILL ROLLOVER' emergency) in order to avoid losing adventures to the 200-turn cap.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on January 02, 2011, 03:55:28 AM
Muscle signs get Inside Degrassi Knoll which has access to The Plunger who can combine items for free without meat paste, a general store where you can buy mechanical parts and gear (as well as detuned radios) and Innabox who can smith items for free without using an adventure.

You forgot (IMHO) the most important part of Inside Degrassi Knoll - the mushroom field, where you can get lots of mushrooms very easily, which significantly cuts down the backfarming turns needed to make Lo Meins and Chow Meins.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Matsuri on January 02, 2011, 04:39:20 AM
You forgot (IMHO) the most important part of Inside Degrassi Knoll - the mushroom field, where you can get lots of mushrooms very easily, which significantly cuts down the backfarming turns needed to make Lo Meins and Chow Meins.

And, given enough patience, you can make gloomy black mushrooms, which can be used to make a spooky gravy fairy, as well as trade one for an oily golden mushroom, to make a sleazy gravy fairy. :3
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on January 02, 2011, 04:51:48 AM
And, given enough patience, you can make gloomy black mushrooms, which can be used to make a spooky gravy fairy, as well as trade one for an oily golden mushroom, to make a sleazy gravy fairy. :3
The mushroom field, thanks to Mushroom Fermenting Solution, can also produce a very limited quantity of some of the best booze in the game if you know what you're doing.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on January 02, 2011, 10:28:54 PM
Either way, the generally accepted use for them is that you can adventure in them while falling-down drunk or in an emergency (Like 'FIVE MINUTES TILL ROLLOVER' emergency) in order to avoid losing adventures to the 200-turn cap.
I have done this before. At least I get more moxie instead of just letting those adventures go to waste.

Damn, I hate my schedule sometimes :fail:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on January 02, 2011, 11:59:24 PM
I finally beat the Naughty Sorceress (she was surprisingly easy) and can make my first ascension! :D

Wonder what kind of ascension I should do though.
Straight for HC, yes.
HCO for lyfe
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Hanged Hourai on January 03, 2011, 12:01:40 AM
Uhhhhh, I got Goofballs from that shady dude.
Do I want to get hopped up on them or not?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on January 03, 2011, 12:04:45 AM
If you feel like adventuring with half stats the next day, sure.  :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on January 03, 2011, 12:18:22 AM
Unless you happen to ascend before that! :V V:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Matsuri on January 03, 2011, 01:18:43 AM
All-Purpose Cleaner gets rid of the withdrawal status and replaces it with one with sucks less for a shorter time. :P
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Hanged Hourai on January 03, 2011, 01:21:56 AM
I'll just stash it in my closet and save it for a really crazy party.
=w=
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on January 03, 2011, 06:05:48 AM
You can also get an item from the Penultimate Fantasy Airship that can remove any effect. It is appropriately named after numerous FF status curing items. Idk if it can cure the Goofball withdrawal, but I would assume so, it can cure Beaten Up and many other effects. Btw, you pick what effect gets removed, and 1 effect per use.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Matsuri on January 03, 2011, 06:11:37 AM
You can also get an item from the Penultimate Fantasy Airship that can remove any effect. It is appropriately named after numerous FF status curing items. Idk if it can cure the Goofball withdrawal, but I would assume so, it can cure Beaten Up and many other effects. Btw, you pick what effect gets removed, and 1 effect per use.

It can't cure Goofball Withdrawal.

Quote
    * If trying to remove Goofball Withdrawal:

    Nothing but more goofballs is gonna cure what ails you, man.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on January 03, 2011, 07:10:55 AM
Hm, that kinda sucks :C Ok, Goofballs are essentially useless then, unless your going to loop/ascend/whatever VERY soon.

Btw, I'm coming up the the War, and I AM going to get the Medal of Wossname or w/e it's called. I am serious.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Matsuri on January 03, 2011, 07:17:00 AM
Hm, that kinda sucks :C Ok, Goofballs are essentially useless then, unless your going to loop/ascend/whatever VERY soon.

Not quite. Like I said, the all-purpose cleaner can cure it, but it does replace it with a much shorter, much less detrimental effect. Not really a big deal in comparison, though. (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/All-purpose_cleaner)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: theshirn on January 03, 2011, 07:18:25 AM
But...everyone should get Hopped Up On Goofballs at least once. :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Iced Fairy on January 03, 2011, 07:56:08 AM
Btw, I'm coming up the the War, and I AM going to get the Medal of Wossname or w/e it's called. I am serious.
Good Luck!  It's painful to count out all your kills, but the finale is worth it all.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on January 03, 2011, 09:23:31 AM
I don't even need to count em out :V I found a trick >:D
IIRC, It takes a grand total of 126/127 Adventures + whatever you consume on the 1st, 2nd and possibly 3rd sidequest, thats for each side, a total of either 252 or 254 Adventures of just fighting both sides, split evenly :) With the right balence of when you do the sidequests, that is all you need.

Now, lets assume it's 126 for each side, + 20 adventures exact for the sidequests needed to be done, I just need to get an effect, any effect, to say.... 200 Adventures, then do the sidequests at certain points then switch to doing the same on the other side once it gets to the correct amount of adventures remaining. In this example, that's a total of 292 adventures, an amount obtainable in 2-4 days, pending on food and booze consumed.

If I can do this correctly, it WILL have met the main part of getting the Wossname.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on January 03, 2011, 10:05:03 AM
The biggest tip I can give for the wossname is
that the battlefield images change depending on the population of a side.  Check the filename for the side of the battlefield you're curious about - the closer the number in the filename is to 31, the closer you are.  31 is the target - if it hits 32, then you've gone too far D:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on January 03, 2011, 11:14:23 AM
I am dumb and bad at strategizing, so I just used my familiars to keep track of my kills. :V So yeah, I took the long way, 999 individual kills on both sides. On the plus side, that got me max item drops, and a few sweet side benefits like this (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Orange_peel_hat).

This has one downside as far as I can tell: if it's the Feast of Boris or something, you'll encounter monsters on the battlefield that won't count towards your frat/hippy kill count, but will up your familiar's kill count. Keep track of those, if you do use a familiar to help count your kills.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on January 03, 2011, 02:20:39 PM
War hero drop
:parsee:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on January 03, 2011, 05:14:25 PM
This has one downside as far as I can tell: if it's the Feast of Boris or something, you'll encounter monsters on the battlefield that won't count towards your frat/hippy kill count, but will up your familiar's kill count. Keep track of those, if you do use a familiar to help count your kills.
KoLMafia. :V Or I think there are Greasemonkey scripts that help with this too.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on January 03, 2011, 06:14:37 PM
Step 1: Purchase Ambidexterous Funkslinging
Step 2: Spend about 50-70 adventures getting the mirror and setting up
Step 3: GUY MADE OF BEES GUY MADE OF BEES GUY MADE OF BEES GUY MADE OF BEES GUY MADE OF BEES
Step 4: Black Cat interjects
Step 5: Restart Guy Made Of Bees chain

Welp, so much for my free pollen and easy method of clearing the fliers...
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on January 03, 2011, 06:15:38 PM
KoLMafia. :V Or I think there are Greasemonkey scripts that help with this too.
I don't quite know how to use either one, which sucks.

I told you that I'm dumb, didn't I? :fail:

And boy, that black cat sure is a cute little familiar isn't he :]  :]  :]  :]
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on January 03, 2011, 06:26:32 PM
And boy, that black cat sure is a cute little familiar isn't he :]  :]  :]  :]
He's so goddamn adorable. 
That, and me being a Disco Bandit for easiest kittycore, are the only reasons I am not insane yet

EDIT: Took three tries but I managed to get my Bee Pollen and finish the arena quest.  Yay! 8D
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Third Eye Lem on January 03, 2011, 08:02:20 PM
Raise your hand if you're gonna get today's item of the month. If you're not, you're bleeping nuts. =P
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on January 03, 2011, 08:14:29 PM
I'm probably not. I'd rather get the kitty. The main thing is I can't use the item in HC, and most of the functions can be done by other items in a better manner. At least to me. There ARE nice things on it but I has limited moneys.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on January 03, 2011, 08:37:05 PM
Raise your hand if you're gonna get today's item of the month. If you're not, you're bleeping nuts. =P
HC means no. :P
I'm still saving that Mr. A for the VIP key, anyways.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on January 03, 2011, 08:42:08 PM
Even with HC it's kinda tempting (there's always aftercore!), but I think I'd rather get a Mr. Store familiar at some point, or alternately, judging by the patterns of the last few years, next month is very likely to be some sort of tome since this month was a foldable.

Or yeah VIP keys.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on January 03, 2011, 09:47:08 PM
I'll definitely be going for the knife as my first Mr. Store purchase now that I remember that I have an Amazon account linked to my bank account. I may not be using it once I start HC, but it'll help greatly in the short term and will probably be selling for a nice sum of Meat at the Mall later even if it can't be used in HC. Moondial is likely the main attraction, being a +4 Adv/Day off-hand item.

Speaking of things that will be expensive in the Mall, I remember someone earlier talking about the CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (Ch.1) "looking to be tier 4 or 5 at least." Can someone clue me in on these? I don't even want to guess how much items in those tiers are (I was thinking 1-2 million Meat, but I'm probably way off).
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on January 03, 2011, 09:56:49 PM
I'll point out +4/day advs off hand still is worse than the 2h Sword Behind Inappropriate Prepositions.

Now, if you can get a TIME SWORD as well, THEN you're banking.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on January 03, 2011, 09:57:57 PM
Raise your hand if you're gonna get today's item of the month. If you're not, you're bleeping nuts. =P
I am too poor for such luxuries. :fail:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RainfallYoshi on January 03, 2011, 10:05:53 PM
i dunno of any 1h items with +Adventures and have no money anyways so I'll be skipping out on this glorious item of the month.  :ohdear:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on January 03, 2011, 10:17:40 PM
@Yellow Yoshi: Time Sword. But it costs 12 mil meat sooooooo
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on January 03, 2011, 10:43:55 PM
@Yellow Yoshi: Time Sword. But it costs 12 mil meat sooooooo
And it's... surprisingly cheap, given that Time shit was out a long time ago and a single Mr. A is 6mil, maybe even 7.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on January 03, 2011, 11:29:34 PM
And it's... surprisingly cheap, given that Time shit was out a long time ago and a single Mr. A is 6mil, maybe even 7.

Yeah. If I end up having lots of money this month I may get the legion knife, and 2 Mr.As for a Time Sword.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on January 03, 2011, 11:52:00 PM
I don't have a Card of any sort that I could use to get stuff like the Swiss Army Knife or Piano Cat, and getting even 100k Meat is going to be a chore, let alone multi-millions.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Hanged Hourai on January 04, 2011, 03:22:45 AM
The stuff in the clan rumpus room, how many people can use it before they run out?
Because I used each one yesterday.  :ohdear:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RainfallYoshi on January 04, 2011, 03:32:53 AM
As far as I'm aware, the meat plants are all just 1 use per day for each member.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Hanged Hourai on January 04, 2011, 03:34:34 AM
But the first day I joined the clan, it said that each one of them had run out.  ???
Maybe it was just a first day thing?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RainfallYoshi on January 04, 2011, 03:41:39 AM
I think that's the case. You just can't grab it on the first day of being in the clan. Maybe to avoid people joining clans rapidly and farming meat or something.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Hanged Hourai on January 04, 2011, 03:44:18 AM
Make sense. And now I'm guilt-free. BV
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on January 04, 2011, 07:15:28 PM
So I guess I'm the only one here who's nuts enough to get Wossname by doing the three sidequests on OPPONENT's side (ie gremlins, lighthouse and arena as hippies and nuns, ducks and hippy store as frat boys)?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on January 04, 2011, 07:49:51 PM
So I guess I'm the only one here who's nuts enough to get Wossname by doing the three sidequests on OPPONENT's side (ie gremlins, lighthouse and arena as hippies and nuns, ducks and hippy store as frat boys)?

Nope. o/

In fact it's significantly less nuts than how Ruro and rdj did it.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Matsuri on January 04, 2011, 07:53:42 PM
Nope. o/

In fact it's significantly less nuts than how Ruro and rdj did it.

And me, now. Totally taking the long way to Wossname starting....well, now. :>
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on January 04, 2011, 08:27:01 PM
Nope. o/

In fact it's significantly less nuts than how Ruro and rdj did it.

but but but we got war hero drops

we're not crazy  :(
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on January 04, 2011, 08:52:08 PM
but but but we got war hero drops

we're not crazy  :(

I've still gotten some on my Wossname runs, just maybe not as many. :V

Definitely don't get more than one if I'm lucky when I'm getting other medals, but to be fair I've done the lots-of-sidequests other medals rather than the few-sidequests ones. If I keep at the game for long enough I do intend to get one of every medal, if only because the bumcheek profiler displays which medals you've gotten. >_>
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on January 04, 2011, 10:26:25 PM
but but but we got war hero drops

we're not crazy  :(
totally worth it
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on January 05, 2011, 02:53:06 AM
War hero drops are fun. At this point, I've fought all of the war heroes on both sides except Neil for the Hippies and the Next-Generation Frat Boy for the Frat Boys. If no other war hero drop is worth the effort, it's this (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Wreath_of_laurels) one. I love it and treasure it. (And the Natty Blue Ascot, which sells really high and REALLY fast for some ungodly reason.)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on January 05, 2011, 04:49:19 AM
the Laurel and Ascot are all the Hero drops I want out of the war. Unless Hippy side has similarly good Hero drops
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on January 05, 2011, 04:55:37 AM
I got sick of grinding shit and decided to start my Bad Kitty run. In honor of me starting it while he's still on his, Garlyle gets to be my kitty's namesake. (Especially since UK was taken by my Autonomous Disco Ball already.)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on January 05, 2011, 07:38:03 AM
Unless Hippy side has similarly good Hero drops
On the plus side, that got me max item drops, and a few sweet side benefits like this (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Orange_peel_hat).
And also the C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E._button), for the monster level, although I personally like the Orange Peel Hat better.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on January 05, 2011, 01:50:20 PM
Anything else from Hippy side? the hat is ok, and the button... I don't see the point...
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on January 05, 2011, 04:43:08 PM
Anything else from Hippy side? the hat is ok, and the button... I don't see the point...
The hat is awesome, to be honest - there's extremely little equipment in the game that will add to all of your elemental resistances simultaneously, and especially not to that kind of degree (I think the only one that does better is a goddamn Ultra-rare).  If you ever plan to try to delve to the 500th Floor of Fernswarthy's Basement, you're going to be extremely thankful for things like this to add huge elemental resistance.

As for the button, it's a big jump in monster level.  One of the biggest jumps that is obtainable that isn't a former Item of the Month (Ice Sickles) or an Ultra-Rare (Hockey Stick), etc etc. ; it's really valuable to those who want to speedrun on normal.

ML adds to a monster's difficulty, yes - but it also adds to stat gains after battle (At a rate of +4ML = a guaranteed +1 stat gain; so that is +3.75 stats).  A bonus like that might initially seem small, especially in the later game - but any level of boosting will add up.  It especially helps early on, or when returning to lower-levelled areas out of a need to backfarm; but with skills and buffs, you can take on enemies of a much higher level than yourself as well, and thus speed through your levelling much faster.  The longer you have ML equipped and the higher the ML total is, the more the effect magnifies as you progress - especially over the course of runs that last a few hundred adventures.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on January 06, 2011, 10:10:16 PM
A small request! To anyone that may want to apply to the MoTK clan, please say so before you actually apply, so we can whitelist you. Why? Because there are a couple of pending applications and I dunno if reject or accept them :(
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on January 07, 2011, 05:36:45 AM
Welp.  Yesterday was going to be the last day of Kittycore.  It was, in fact, not the cat that stopped me.

Yesterday, I drank the wrong ! potion and was put over the drunkenness limit.  I figured that was alright; it means I just had a bunch of extra adventures today.  And then today, the first five tower monsters were all monsters I didn't have the items for.  Including the goddamn Black Pepper, famously the most potentially irritating (especially on Bad Moon), because it comes from a 15% drop that isn't even guaranteed to give you Black Pepper upon use.  Augh.

It took up too many turns.  And of course, I failed to get the full Knob Goblin Elite Guard outfit (Kitty knocked a piece away), so I can't get the pet-buffing spray, so I couldn't shortcut through some of the raising a familiar process for the lair... and ran out of adventures.  Sigh.

WELP!  Tomorrow, I end Kittycore and put my kitty into its terrarium.  FOREVER.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Third Eye Lem on January 07, 2011, 07:48:53 AM
Wow, I dunno about you, but I'm usually pretty patient when it comes to grinding and drops. Sorry you had to go through all that. But one more day isn't gonna kill ya. :P

I wish there was an option to customize your terrarium, so you could trap the cat in a wall of linoleum and put up a sign that says "DO NOT OPEN, EVER." Not that the cat itself did anything to actively attack you, it just liked to screw you over. But when you finish it, you can say you did it, and succeeded!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on January 07, 2011, 08:09:18 AM
Wow, I dunno about you, but I'm usually pretty patient when it comes to grinding and drops.
I am too, but I always love to rush through the final day and have been on this run for a while (3300 adventures or something now).

Either way, I can be done with this one, and... actually, I think I might try following a speedrunning route and try tearing through some Bad Moon runs for each class... 8D
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on January 07, 2011, 08:46:03 AM
... actually, I think I might try following a speedrunning route and try tearing through some Bad Moon runs for each class... 8D
I cannot tell if you're genuinely excited about this idea or if you've lost your mind for good :ohdear:

... well, there's no rule saying it can't be both.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on January 07, 2011, 08:58:12 AM
I cannot tell if you're genuinely excited about this idea or if you've lost your mind for good :ohdear:

... well, there's no rule saying it can't be both.
A bit of both.

The thing about Bad Moon, is that it is really up to your route - you get nothing from previous runs, so it doesn't matter.  It's all down to how you do what you do with your class and your general route.  Plus it'll score me a full set of Brimstone equipment that I can be carting around in Aftercore once I return to Hardcore runs, plus some perm'd skills, etc.

So it'll be... interesting.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on January 07, 2011, 08:59:45 AM
I cannot tell if you're genuinely excited about this idea or if you've lost your mind for good :ohdear:

... well, there's no rule saying it can't be both.

We're not talking kittycore, no need to worry about minds lost. :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on January 07, 2011, 08:05:56 PM
Quote
<ZengarZombolt> >Cold Protection: Extraordinarily High
<ZengarZombolt> Hahaha rofl Frosty.
<Chaore> Go kill another part of our collective childh-
<Chaore> Holy shit
<Chaore> I've figured out what hobopolis is
<Chaore> IT IS OUR CHILDHOOD.
<Chaore> : O
<ZengarZombolt> ...
<ZengarZombolt> WHA
<Chaore> brb i need moar garlic bread holy shit
<Chaore> i mean holy fuck
<Chaore> sleaze area's boss even has the epinomous child attracting molestation van
<ZengarZombolt> Aw shit
<Chaore> hobopolis is all a giant metaphor for childhood
<Chaore> COVERED WITH HOBOS
<Chaore> ahhhh
We're killing our collective past. Hooray!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on January 07, 2011, 08:35:18 PM
And descending into Hobopolis means regressing into those memories, unable to escape until the strange compulsion to defeat one's childhood is finally satisfied with blood sacrifice.

Oh god.

Oh god. :o
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on January 07, 2011, 08:39:08 PM
Don't forget hobos everywhere.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Matsuri on January 07, 2011, 08:43:53 PM
And descending into Hobopolis means regressing into those memories, unable to escape until the strange compulsion to defeat one's childhood is finally satisfied with blood sacrifice.

Oh god.

Oh god. :o

Suddenly, I love KoL even more. :3
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on January 08, 2011, 05:46:40 AM
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01/07/11 10:45:23 PM - Welcome back to the Kingdom of Loathing. Noob.
Also guess who accidentally fucked up Kittycore on the SECOND TO LAST FUCKING COMBAT ADVENTURE HE SAW
FFFFFFFFFFFFFf
(I didn't finish training my familiars yesterday, so I went to go grab some booze, and... mimic in the barrel full of barrels while I had the lime out!  AUGH)

So I begin again.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on January 08, 2011, 05:53:38 AM
Also guess who accidentally fucked up Kittycore on the SECOND TO LAST FUCKING COMBAT ADVENTURE HE SAW
FFFFFFFFFFFFFf
(I didn't finish training my familiars yesterday, so I went to go grab some booze, and... mimic in the barrel full of barrels while I had the lime out!  AUGH)

So I begin again.

Congratulations. I prophesize that your kitty will bat away an ultra-rare this run. Likely a counter clockwise watch.

Seriously though, that sucks. Good luck again.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on January 08, 2011, 06:13:12 AM
Also guess who accidentally fucked up Kittycore on the SECOND TO LAST FUCKING COMBAT ADVENTURE HE SAW
FFFFFFFFFFFFFf
(I didn't finish training my familiars yesterday, so I went to go grab some booze, and... mimic in the barrel full of barrels while I had the lime out!  AUGH)

So I begin again.
Oh god I am so sorry :ohdear:

Stay strong, Garlyle.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Fossil Goo on January 08, 2011, 08:15:17 AM
Balls I just thought of something
I decided to perm Astral Shell from my last run since it seemed like a useful buff to have. I dunno how effectual it might be for tougher areas but if anyone wants it I can send it their way.

I haven't actually done any of the multiplayer parts of Kingdom of Loathing, I've realized. What sort of stuff am I missing out on?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on January 08, 2011, 03:20:57 PM
...wow...that's just...brutal Garlyle...

/me pat pats
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on January 08, 2011, 04:03:20 PM
Balls I just thought of something
I decided to perm Astral Shell from my last run since it seemed like a useful buff to have. I dunno how effectual it might be for tougher areas but if anyone wants it I can send it their way.

I haven't actually done any of the multiplayer parts of Kingdom of Loathing, I've realized. What sort of stuff am I missing out on?

Multi-plyer are generally just trading, clan dungeons, and buffs. Also, Astral Shell isn't that important of a skill - when I do my first TT run I'd probably perm Amphibian Sympathy first.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on January 08, 2011, 05:05:38 PM
Also guess who accidentally fucked up Kittycore on the SECOND TO LAST FUCKING COMBAT ADVENTURE HE SAW
FFFFFFFFFFFFFf
(I didn't finish training my familiars yesterday, so I went to go grab some booze, and... mimic in the barrel full of barrels while I had the lime out!  AUGH)

So I begin again.
It's better than a Kitty pawing away your Ultra rare.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on January 10, 2011, 10:39:25 PM
If anyone's still venturing the Sewers, I'm locked up in the cage. If there still are, I think I'll stay there for a while so nobody else gets locked in (47 Adventures to burn so I don't lose any and plenty of time to do it).

Other than that, I'm working on building up bounties (finally) and will be starting up the war soon (just need a flaregun, planning on going for Wossname).
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on January 11, 2011, 04:37:13 AM
If anyone's still venturing the Sewers, I'm locked up in the cage. If there still are, I think I'll stay there for a while so nobody else gets locked in (47 Adventures to burn so I don't lose any and plenty of time to do it).
Nah, I was able to get through the sewers just yesterday by bullying Matsuri into rescuing me every time I got trapped. I haven't heard of anyone else trying to get into Hobopolis.

Also, if you don't have a flaregun yet, I'd be happy to supply one. :3
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on January 11, 2011, 04:39:58 AM
I have only one thing to say today after getting Saucegeyser.

COMBAT MACRO IS A HEAVENLY GIFT THROUGH PEOPLE ON EARTH.

Also, is it worth it to take the time to do Sauceror's secret tropical volcano quest? The slime collection things look like it might take a bit long. and I'm not running out of reagents any time soon. Also, I'm planning on doing a basement dive this run since, well, I'm already doing a Sauceror run and all, so there's plenty of time for the epic accessory to benefit me.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on January 11, 2011, 07:17:22 AM
Nah, I was able to get through the sewers just yesterday by bullying Matsuri into rescuing me every time I got trapped. I haven't heard of anyone else trying to get into Hobopolis.

Also, if you don't have a flaregun yet, I'd be happy to supply one. :3

I got one after gnawing out at around 6:45 PM CT (a little over 2 hours in the cage I think), so I'm covered there. I think I'm about halfway through the Sewers at this point (I see 5 images there).

And thanks to whoever left the C.H.U.M. chum in the stash (I can't pickpocket myself yet, though I have the Pasta Guardian that can do so later on). Unfortunate dumplings will probably help speed up my path through the Sewers.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on January 11, 2011, 08:35:24 AM
Tonight I learned where KoL got Insult Beer Pong from. But I stopped for the night before I obtained sufficient retorts.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on January 11, 2011, 02:23:30 PM
Huh, more people joining the Hobo run. Excellent!
However, I must request you all not to tackle the bosses, as they are all marked for defeat by someone. And I dunno, I think UK wanted Purple Light District all for herself?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on January 11, 2011, 02:34:08 PM
Are there still any normal hobos left? If not, can I still access the marketplace if they're all gone? I could use a binder after I'm done with my current run.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on January 11, 2011, 06:50:05 PM
However, I must request you all not to tackle the bosses, as they are all marked for defeat by someone. And I dunno, I think UK wanted Purple Light District all for herself?
Um, yeah, I knew that. I asked in the channel who claimed what, and UK's taking the entire Purple Light District (she said it'd be fitting for her to fight the sleaze hobos).

The rest of us who got there too late can hang out in the Town Square and beat down regular hobos-- as long as you can outrace me, of course. :smug:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on January 11, 2011, 06:56:04 PM
While you all are busy beating up homeless people for their lunch money, I might go ahead and open the Slime Tube again and beat up lumps of caustic jelly for marbles.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on January 11, 2011, 06:59:09 PM
Aww come on, we need approx 1k hobo kills to clear it, can't you cooperate? ;_;

@Ruro: You may be fast, but... Can you scarehobo consistently? :smug:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on January 11, 2011, 07:40:28 PM
While you all are busy beating up homeless people for their lunch money, I might go ahead and open the Slime Tube again and beat up lumps of caustic jelly for marbles.
It's already opened. I solo'd* the Slime Tube a few days back myself. I locked it up and then re-opened it for anyone who wanted to do the same, so go ahead and do it!

*with the exception of about 20 adventures from Herasy, out of 921 adventures spent total.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on January 11, 2011, 08:02:59 PM
It's already opened. I solo'd* the Slime Tube a few days back myself. I locked it up and then re-opened it for anyone who wanted to do the same, so go ahead and do it!

*with the exception of about 20 adventures from Herasy, out of 921 adventures spent total.

Oh, cool. How'd the Mother Slime battle go?

I think I was crazy overprepared for her after Rikter cleared out the rest of the slime on the first run; I went and bought one of each of the semi-rare "+50 ___ damage" potions and various other sources of prismatic damage to use. :ohdear:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on January 11, 2011, 08:08:03 PM
Oh, cool. How'd the Mother Slime battle go?

I think I was crazy overprepared for her after Rikter cleared out the rest of the slime on the first run; I went and bought one of each of the semi-rare "+50 ___ damage" potions and various other sources of prismatic damage to use. :ohdear:
As usual for me, I rushed in without thinking a few times and got my ass handed to me until I finally decided to use, you know, some actual strategy, at which point I did more or less the same thing as you, except with less cold damage from me and more from Anathe the Frozen Gravy Fairy. And also, Funk Bluegrass Fusion just fried the poor girl. After I was done with that, I then went and got all the elemental trophies while I was at it. What an awesome finish to the run. 8)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on January 12, 2011, 12:36:12 AM
Yeah, I'll be starting sleaze at tonights rollover. I have 3 basement levels left to do first, but from there it's hobo punching.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on January 12, 2011, 02:14:40 AM
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Also, is it worth it to take the time to do Sauceror's secret tropical volcano quest? The slime collection things look like it might take a bit long. and I'm not running out of reagents any time soon. Also, I'm planning on doing a basement dive this run since, well, I'm already doing a Sauceror run and all, so there's plenty of time for the epic accessory to benefit me.
You should.  Doing each of the quests at least once is a good idea; they're fun, you get some unique skills out of them and a new familiar, and the legendary epic weapon is bro-tier.

Also I finally remembered that I'm playing this after the marathon distracted me, and proceeded to get shit done at ridiculous speeds for once - to the point where I was stopping by the Battlefield for the first time in years because I actually happened to unlock the opportunity while I was still low enough level.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on January 12, 2011, 04:10:01 AM
ALERT: TRAVELING TRADER TODAY
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on January 12, 2011, 04:23:12 AM
ALERT: TRAVELING TRADER TODAY
HOLY BALLS

THIS IS SERIOUS.

he'll be gone tomorrow GO, GO GET THE BOOK WHILE YOU CAN BEFORE PRICES SKYROCKET
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on January 12, 2011, 04:58:59 AM
So, I finished the basement. Well, the relevant parts of the basement. And I'm working on Sleazebos now. They have the best fight descriptions :P.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on January 12, 2011, 05:13:41 AM
ALERT: TRAVELING TRADER TODAY

Good thing I carelessly farmed up so much Meat over the past few days, then (Castle + 16% Meat Drop outfit = nice Meat haul for a first-ascention day). Had to buy my Wads from the Mall (Myst class, can't pulverize) and burned ~70k Meat (had ~110k before, now under 43k) to get the book and some surplus (40k should suffice if you buy the Wads now, assuming you're not in Ronin/HC).
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on January 12, 2011, 06:17:21 AM
Ah crap, I'm still stuck in HC =(

Anyone want to help me get one? I'll pay you back in meat after I'm done with NS, or I can give you 61 twinkly wad and meat compensation for the rest of them if you tell me a way to give out things in my ancestral storage.

(Mental note to self: Always keep 100 twinkly wads in storage after today)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on January 12, 2011, 06:35:13 AM
Anyone want to help me get one? I'll pay you back in meat after I'm done with NS, or I can give you 61 twinkly wad and meat compensation for the rest of them if you tell me a way to give out things in my ancestral storage.
I can't, but I can tell you this: You can pay right from your storage, if you have enough.  And yes, it's a bit of a pain.

Apart from that though, you could access the ancestral storage if you defeat the naughty sorceress today and free the king - once you do that you're in aftercore, and can withdraw freely.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on January 12, 2011, 06:53:05 AM
I can't, but I can tell you this: You can pay right from your storage, if you have enough.  And yes, it's a bit of a pain.

Apart from that though, you could access the ancestral storage if you defeat the naughty sorceress today and free the king - once you do that you're in aftercore, and can withdraw freely.

The point is, I don't have enough wads in my storage (only 61), and I'm not leaving hardcore today since I'm still level 11, and obviously by the time I can leave the trader would be gone.

Well, I guess since that this skill isn't THAT useful, even if I can't get anyone to help me today I'll just buy the book when I'm out of HC. It doesn't seem that useful anyways, certainly not enough for me to drop HC over it. (I'd still appreciate if someone can help me get one today, though.)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Matsuri on January 12, 2011, 06:57:33 AM
I just blew through 200 adventures in the Castle in the Sky for meat, and bought two of them. :D
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Hello Purvis on January 12, 2011, 02:48:51 PM
Kung-Fu Hustle is hella fun. I ascended DB and permed it. It's crazy on a low level character. Especially when the +9 spooky damage intrinsic kicks in.

Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on January 12, 2011, 03:15:53 PM
(I'd still appreciate if someone can help me get one today, though.)

Beep, check your inbox.

EDIT: ...Wait, do package messages even show up in Hardcore? I wouldn't know.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on January 12, 2011, 04:47:48 PM
Beep, check your inbox.

EDIT: ...Wait, do package messages even show up in Hardcore? I wouldn't know.
Yes; they also show up in Bad Moon, and even Ronin (the early phase of normal).  The catch, of course, is that until your Ronin period wears off/you smash the prism to free the king, you're unable to open any of them.  You'll never lose the boxes and their contents though, and I believe the game itself reminds you if you try to ascend with unopened packages.

Also... yeah, it seems like it might be awesome at low levels, when achieving even +3/+6 damage becomes really tricky.  And wouldn't you know it I LOVE being a Disco Bandit 8D
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Fossil Goo on January 12, 2011, 05:01:06 PM
Um, so, why is the book so important? I don't have any twinkly wads or know how to obtain them, and I'm playing as a Sauceror now, so.......
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on January 12, 2011, 05:23:34 PM
Um, so, why is the book so important? I don't have any twinkly wads or know how to obtain them, and I'm playing as a Sauceror now, so.......
Well, first off: The book is only available today.  The travelling trader always leaves the day after he shows up and never comes back with the same item twice.  This means it's rare.

Second, twinkly wads would normally be aquired by a character with Pulverize (The level 15 seal clubber skill) which lets you turn unneeded equipment into spleen consumables.  If you can't make them yourself, you'd have to buy them.

Third is what the book actually does.  It gives you a skill, only usable by Disco Bandits, that allows them to get damage bonuses when unarmed.  Why is this useful?  Well, it's quite possible this will actually be increasing the damage you do (It's believed to be +(3*level) damage currently) over the weak weapons available early on.  More than that, apparently remaining unarmed begins triggering additional buffs (Including more damage).  The moment you equip any weapon or off-hand item, it will reset; but it still looks like it could be really awesome
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Fossil Goo on January 12, 2011, 05:32:19 PM
Well, I'm still in Ronin for another 390 turns, so I guess I'm pretty much screwed as far as getting the book goes. Oh well.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on January 12, 2011, 05:57:45 PM
only usable by Disco Bandits
I'm all set.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on January 12, 2011, 08:05:43 PM
Well, I'm still in Ronin for another 390 turns, so I guess I'm pretty much screwed as far as getting the book goes. Oh well.

Want one? I decided to buy a bunch of copies for people who needed them, since I'd been meat farming for the past few days anyway.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on January 13, 2011, 12:32:29 AM
I doubt DBs will actually find much use for it since moxie classes tend to plink with ranged weapons. Can be a godsend for low level muscle classes, however.

Beep, check your inbox.

EDIT: ...Wait, do package messages even show up in Hardcore? I wouldn't know.

Thanks a lot! Yeah, one can receive gift packages even in HC/Ronin. I'll be sure to pay you back after I'm done with HC (should take about two days I think)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on January 13, 2011, 01:11:55 AM
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I doubt DBs will actually find much use for it since moxie classes tend to plink with ranged weapons.
This will all depend on if moxie is used to calculate the hit rate of those attacks.

If it does, we're golden.  Even if we're not, early game you won't be doing more than 2-3 damage for a good while anyway, and it's not until the higher levels when better weapons are available that your stats start really dividing up anyway.  It'll help make early battles that much easier and give less chance for enemies to potentially critical.  It also has the side effect of adding extra bonuses over prolonged use (+50% initiative after 10 turns; +[level*3] spooky damage after 20 turns; +20% item drops after 30 turns)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on January 13, 2011, 01:20:14 AM
Given that it's a passive that adds effect upon battling unarmed, I don't think it changes the nature of unarmed combat (ie using muscle for to-hit). And of course, since you're unarmed, no auto-hit shieldbutt or (L)TS either.

It might actually be of some use to Mysticality classes this way, though - they can still cast spells fine, and extra item drop is always nice, especially early on since they're unlikely to get anywhere close to 20% +items with weapon and offhand.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on January 14, 2011, 04:06:12 AM
I've been a bad little girl and kicked the ass of that nice man who was giving out free candy.

I should clearly be punished.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on January 14, 2011, 04:59:55 AM
But UK, you always want to be punished ???

So, who called dibs on Hodgman? Since once he's down, we're done with this Hobopolis run. I wanted to keep fighting normal hobos after work today, only to find that all the normal hobos had been smited already. :<
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Matsuri on January 14, 2011, 05:03:59 AM
I've been a bad little girl and kicked the ass of that nice man who was giving out free candy.

I should clearly be punished.

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[23:17:05] <@Eila-Ilmatsuri-Juutilainen> >[23:02:18] <UncertainKitten> He shows you a doll, and asks you to point to where you'd like him to touch you. You point to a spot three feet to the doll's left, and he obligingly gropes thin air.
[23:17:08] Eila-Ilmatsuri-Juutilainen spitdrink
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on January 14, 2011, 05:06:40 AM
So, who called dibs on Hodgman?

Hodgman is to be cleaved like the evil he is.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on January 14, 2011, 05:12:30 AM
Ah, okay.

That means that I'll just chillax and :munch:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on January 14, 2011, 05:48:06 AM
7 days in (though not every one was played, I missed at least two), level 7, 500-someodd turns.  I have done almost everything I could concievably do at this point, and am going to go do some of the pirate quest right now.
In all honesty, for this being Kittycore... it's going ridiculously well.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on January 14, 2011, 07:40:08 AM
7 days in (though not every one was played, I missed at least two), level 7, 500-someodd turns.  I have done almost everything I could concievably do at this point, and am going to go do some of the pirate quest right now.
In all honesty, for this being Kittycore... it's going ridiculously well.

Watch out for karma.

So in other news, there's nothing more in our current hobo run other than killing Hodgeman? If so, when is the next run going to open up? I want to start working on the nickels necessary for a binder.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Conqueror on January 14, 2011, 07:53:03 AM
Oh wow, I haven't played this game in years. I guess I'll apply, see what's up in the game since I left. When did they make all accounts permanent instead of making people go through all that no-delete nonsense?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on January 14, 2011, 09:20:24 PM
Oh wow, I haven't played this game in years. I guess I'll apply, see what's up in the game since I left. When did they make all accounts permanent instead of making people go through all that no-delete nonsense?
Yeah, that was fixed like a year ago.
Also.
(http://a.imagehost.org/0647/MOXIOUS.png)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on January 16, 2011, 05:03:06 AM
Note to self: NS in hardcore myst classes runs are FREAKING ANNOYING.

I spent practically every turn I got yesterday (and it was oyster day too!) just to get beat up by her and having to farm red pixel potions over and over again. Today I got pissed and went to the ballroom until I got about 205 boosted Moxie and took her down that way. Ended with a 16 day run. Sigh.

Since I'm in a Sauceror run anyways, I think I'll do a basement dive as saucerors have it easier. Anyone have good tips for levelling?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on January 17, 2011, 03:07:42 AM
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Ended with a 16 day run. Sigh.
Hey.

I would like to have a 16-day run.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on January 17, 2011, 05:24:42 AM
Two questions:

1) Anyone know if there's a better spot to level mysticality than Haunted Bathroom and the gym in little canadia (after level 25 or so)?
2) When will the sewers open again?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on January 17, 2011, 07:25:06 PM
I think the sea should be a better place, but I'm not really sure. Also, it's not cost-effective until very later on when you get a lot of equipment and skills.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on January 18, 2011, 12:21:41 AM
So I finally ascended my two year and odd change old account! HC DB, baby!!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on January 19, 2011, 04:01:13 AM
Are you guys bothering to make scarehobos currently? I can try to supply with hot/cold parts if you guys are, but otherwise I'm just going to kill for nickles when I get there.

Also, do you guys chat somewhere? Even when I see you guys in the clan channel, no one ever talks there.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on January 19, 2011, 04:26:10 AM
Most of the discussion usually takes place around rollover. (tonight would be an exception, it seems)

Most of us that are in the channel also go to #touhou-meido, which is usually more active. Though it's also one of the bigger channels on PPIRC, so that's to be expected.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on January 19, 2011, 04:32:03 AM
I see. Well, I'm currently being imprisoned, so if anyone wants to go through the sewers right now, I'd like a rescue. If you like, I can stay in the cage until you're done.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on January 19, 2011, 04:48:44 AM
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[22:36] <rdj522> Oh, heads-up to whoever's running through Hobopolis again: RegalStar is stuck in the cage.
[22:36] <ArashiKurobara> 3 more fucking vials
[22:36] <ArashiKurobara> yeah I don't think anyone else is right now though.

So...yeah. You might want to just gnaw out of there for now. Sorry. :(
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Matsuri on January 19, 2011, 05:02:40 AM
I'm taking a break from frat boy smashin' and hanging in the cage for now.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on January 19, 2011, 05:19:22 AM
Thanks a lot.

Also, I'm in the town square now. Do you guys want me to make fire/cold scarehobo parts? If not, I'm just going to kill them normally for nickles.

EDIT: I went ahead and went for nickles. Still ended up making some scarehobo parts though due to critical hits. Also, I did do some valve/grates in the sewers, but I haven't got all of 'em.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Fossil Goo on January 19, 2011, 03:00:04 PM
So I my classes start again today, and I have a computer class on Wednesday and Monday. Guess which browser RPG isn't blocked by the school firewall~

On the topic of stuff I have done in the game, my Sauceror is nearly out of Ronin, and I managed to beat the Goblin King with the mind-control device set to three to get his glass balls.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on January 21, 2011, 05:04:20 AM
Finished the last of my obtainable glyphs at this moment on my last adventure of the day. How ironic.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on January 21, 2011, 07:38:52 AM
Oh man, Moxie Days are my favourite anything ever 8D

I suppose I'll spend tomorrow herping derp at the haunted ballroom, skyrocket my moxie a good amount, and then should hopefully tear through stuff for the rest of the run.  I might make it under 2,000 adventures if I'm lucky, but I doubt the war will let me get away with that.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Fossil Goo on January 21, 2011, 07:16:38 PM
Well, deuce. Any tips on how to beat the Bonerdagon with a Sauceror? I can reduce his damage to a reasonable level with my buffs, but he keeps blocking all my skills so I can't do any damage. Do I need to equip some big weapons and just try to bash his head in with normal attacks or something?

EDIT: Nevermind, I managed to kill him in one shot with a critical hit hot-elemental Saucestorm. Hells yeah!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Matsuri on January 21, 2011, 07:27:02 PM
Oh hey, there's a new place to visit (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Pandamonium) where the Friars' gate is :3
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on January 21, 2011, 08:25:34 PM
Oh hey, there's a new place to visit (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Pandamonium) where the Friars' gate is :3
Oh gog I love this
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on January 22, 2011, 12:10:26 AM
Yay new content! 8D Now I can go to TWO different regions of hell!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on January 23, 2011, 06:48:24 AM
I'll likely clear out most of the hot hobo zone today. If any of you guys want to advance the cold zone faster by building up icicles, do it soon.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Third Eye Lem on January 23, 2011, 08:22:41 AM
Oh hey, there's a new place to visit (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Pandamonium) where the Friars' gate is :3c
Yayness, now I don't have to put off playing the game anymore!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on January 24, 2011, 12:25:00 AM
Bah, I suck at the cold zone ;__;  I feel much more at home in the hot zone. Brrrrr.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on January 24, 2011, 06:27:29 AM
Both Ol' Scratch and Oscus are down. Down down down.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on January 24, 2011, 03:28:21 PM
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The RNG whacks your enemy with the sleazy hoe for 12 damage.
MY KITTY IS NO LONGER USELESS 8D

Today is a good day in Kittycore
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on January 24, 2011, 06:49:48 PM
Bah, I suck at the cold zone ;__;  I feel much more at home in the hot zone. Brrrrr.
I feel the cold zone is the hardest one due to the goddamn icicles. That, and Frosty's stupid mechanics.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on January 24, 2011, 07:12:15 PM
I feel the cold zone is the hardest one due to the goddamn icicles. That, and Frosty's stupid mechanics.
Indeed. Stupid icicles. Thank god for orange peel hats and their elemental resistance properties.

I think the hot zone and the spooky zone are my favourites, though. The spooky zone is particularly fun, because yeaaaaah gratuitous amounts of physical damage instead of elemental, which is my specialty. o/' Not to mention the creepy hobos!

I am such a nightmare fetishist .__.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Chaore on January 24, 2011, 07:33:33 PM
Still say Elf Alley is the best Hobo Zone. Tough as nails hobos, Christmas themed jokes, and launching a god damn catapult into a man's face for victory.

It's a shame it's not coming back, likely.  :ohdear:

Spooky zone takes second place pretty clearly for me though. Probably because it was also just smashing through hundreds of zombie hobos on my own.

Zombo is however a jerk and I will enjoy killing him often enough to get the full set from him. Oh yes I will. Make me miss your consumable drop will you, eh?!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on January 24, 2011, 07:37:44 PM
I should get back to Hobopolis. I want Hodgman's full gear damn.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on January 24, 2011, 07:57:20 PM
MY KITTY IS NO LONGER USELESS 8D

Shit why didn't I think of that. I should go farm the desert since I'd really like more Moxie before I take on any of my other tasks right now >_>
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on January 24, 2011, 08:50:48 PM
Shit why didn't I think of that.
Honestly, I did not know those items even existed until they dropped for me.  Definitely should help ease things up, although they're only like a 1% base drop rate, so the fact that I got two is a miracle expect to not find any.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on January 24, 2011, 10:44:31 PM
I've gotten them before, but that's because 1. I have a burning passion for item drop modifiers and 2. I spend way too long in the Oasis in general, because oh god sandcastles <33333

But yeah, they're useful little buggers. Especially since the ant hoe/pick/pitchfork/etc all come with elemental damage, too!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on January 25, 2011, 04:21:45 AM
They're useful for kiling frosty, too.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on January 25, 2011, 06:23:44 PM
They're useful for kiling frosty, too.
Yeah, gave my cocoabo a sickle. Sick fires burned.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on January 27, 2011, 02:32:02 AM
I've made it so you can't get free candies any more (at least until the next instance). Gotta work for them now!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on January 27, 2011, 05:03:46 AM
(http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/6664/statgainwhoo.th.png) (http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/6664/statgainwhoo.png)

 :*
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on January 27, 2011, 05:13:55 AM
That reminds me, at some point I should do a basement run.

whatever that is
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on January 27, 2011, 06:05:26 AM
I'd recommend you start after you get some skills permed (and ideally, with some Hardcore reward equipment, especially +Muscle ones), since there are events down there that are pass/fail based on your max HP.

Though Jana can help me raise my stats very quickly, he can't help with those ;_;
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on January 27, 2011, 02:23:42 PM
HP tests are easily bought out. DA counts towards them.

MP tests are the things that suck. So if you're going to wait until HC Perms, I'd suggest Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises, at the least.

Though, it's FULLY doable with no perms, you just need to be high level with a fair amount of meat. It took me close to a million, but that was also because I was being rather inefficient. (Well, a 1.5 mil if you include my parrot). It really depends on class.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on January 27, 2011, 05:49:33 PM
I reached the lair with 40 adventures to spare today, only to run out before I could even take down the second tower monster, because kitty refuses to leave my side.

It knows that tomorrow we will be saying goodbye.

;-;
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on January 28, 2011, 03:45:36 AM
Aww, your kitty doesn't want to part with you. That's so touching T.T
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on January 28, 2011, 04:43:10 AM
<ArashiKurobara> thankyouthankyouthankyou kitty
<ArashiKurobara> that was exactly when I needed you to not block.
<rdj522> what happen
<UncertainKitten> Hahaha
<ArashiKurobara> Funkslinging jam band flyers + antique hand mirror at the Guy Made of Bees
<rdj522> :o
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on January 28, 2011, 06:38:10 AM
<ArashiKurobara> thankyouthankyouthankyou kitty
<ArashiKurobara> that was exactly when I needed you to not block.
<rdj522> what happen
<UncertainKitten> Hahaha
<ArashiKurobara> Funkslinging jam band flyers + antique hand mirror at the Guy Made of Bees
<rdj522> :o
This was me three times during my first kittycore attempt.

Fortunately, it was nice and let me get away with it the first time, this time around
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on January 28, 2011, 06:43:56 AM
This was me three times during my first kittycore attempt.

Fortunately, it was nice and let me get away with it the first time, this time around

I'm probably going to pay for that luck when I hit the shadow though. :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on January 28, 2011, 08:50:16 AM
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By completing a 100% Black Cat Bad Moon run, you have permanently unlocked the Bad Moon sign for your character.
8D

Oh, and who was it that had the spare BGE calendar around?  I'd still love to recieve it, since I never got one D:


EDIT: .....I miss my kitty ;-;
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on January 28, 2011, 09:23:49 AM
Oh, and who was it that had the spare BGE calendar around?  I'd still love to recieve it, since I never got one D:

I'm sure others have spares too, but if you can wait a day or two for me to finish up my own kittycore (~halfway through the war right now, but I know I'll have to backfarm some tower stuff) so I can get into my display case it looks like I've got a few spares.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Chaore on January 30, 2011, 02:17:28 AM
A loot spreadsheet for Hobopolis has been made.

If you've been in Hobopolis, please check out the stickied thread in the clan forums.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on January 30, 2011, 04:55:34 AM
Kittycore success!

... and I forgot to see if Garlyle still needed that calendar before hopping back in, oops. ;_; Was too busy trying to make sure I didn't fuck my kittycore up. >_>
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on January 30, 2011, 06:03:37 AM
I had a spare Calendar of my own, so I sent it to Garlyle.

Also, FINALLY started the War yesterday. Going for Wossname (since I need an Around-the-world for a chefstaff); currently at 65-65 with opposing first sidequests done. Those Zerg Rushes hurt, and having only one way of increasing combat rate (some reodorant) made Sonofa Beach a bit annoying.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on January 30, 2011, 02:40:21 PM
Thank you (both!) for the calendar 8D
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on February 02, 2011, 05:04:21 AM
Quote
Congratulations, adventurer! You've managed to get both sides to wipe each other out. No more stinky incense or sleazy pick-up lines, and you've also created a poignant metaphor of the futility of war. Don't worry, we're sure that last bit was an accident.

Here you go -- you're now a decorated war hero. Don't let it go to your head.

You acquire an item: Order of the Silver Wossname

To be honest, I didn't even notice that I could've gotten an ATW after the war regardless of how I cleared it until about halfway through.

Generic Summer Holiday was quite a blessing for grinding through the latter part of the War since I'm so high-leveled (+21 Myst stats/fight which I ground quite a bit; I still have over 250 Adventures of it left). A 35-lb Sombrero helps, too.

Myst day tomorrow (KoL-wise; rollover's already happened). Hopefully I'll have power that day (I did this day now b/c I'm fairly sure it'll be out sometime tomorrow) so I can flush the Haunted Toilet another 66,000 or so times.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on February 02, 2011, 07:41:45 PM
I on a whim decided to buy the Cute Angel (this month's special) and then realised I can't set it up in my terrarium.

I was going to start randomly shooting people with arrows forever, but that'll have to wait until I'm done my Bad Moon cycle... or at least reach the Disco Bandit segment of it, since I'll probably do that in just Hardcore or summat.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on February 07, 2011, 02:09:29 AM
THE BASEMENT HAS BEEN CONQUERED \o/

There were a few setbacks, notably:
--me eating to 15 fullness right from the start, so I limited the buffs I could get/couldn't use Dr. Lucifers for MP restoring
--ran out of meat for a very late MP test (thanks again, UK)
--all of my potion buffs ran out on the very last test, so I had to autosell some things to get my Mysticality back up

But I finally have a telescope, and can ascend as soon as I get the 500-pound familiar weight trophy. It's been a long, but great run. :3
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on February 07, 2011, 02:10:16 AM
NOT AS LONG AS MY 666 DAY RUN >=[!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on February 07, 2011, 06:22:58 AM
NOT AS LONG AS MY 666 DAY RUN >=[!
That's not as long as my 769 day run.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on February 07, 2011, 11:41:41 PM
But my run was EEEEEVIIIIIIIILLLLLLL
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on February 07, 2011, 11:55:42 PM
Did you get any Steaming evil? No? Thought so.
Also a really evil run ends with 666,666,666 meat on bad moon. Not like I'd be able to, but.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on February 09, 2011, 03:28:59 AM
When do you all want to do hobo city again? I'm itching to do a hobo run before I go into BMBC.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on February 09, 2011, 05:44:24 AM
If you open hobopolis, I will take part.

Also, I could use a hodgman equipment (since I'm basement diving, any +% all attributes help). I can contribute for some of the opening cost, if you want me to.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on February 09, 2011, 11:52:41 PM
Hodgeman equips mean we need to take it in a day, right? Under X turns depending on the equips? I'm not...confident I could be amazingly helpful with that. And we'd need at least 6 peopleish, I think?

Also, Dependence Day tomorrow, so you could exploit the fireworks for basement.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on February 10, 2011, 01:21:03 AM
I like how it turns out it's entirely possible to smith shirts even if you don't know what a torso is yet.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Nat Tea on February 10, 2011, 03:01:31 AM
Whoa whoa.

I feel like for Valentine's Day

I will drop all my stuff into the clan coffer.

Yes

Yes I will!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on February 10, 2011, 04:52:51 AM
Whoa whoa.
I feel like for Valentine's Day
I will drop all my stuff into the clan coffer.
Yes
Yes I will!
I will hold your word.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on February 10, 2011, 05:57:37 AM
surely you can't mean... ALL the stuff!?

Also: I spent my firework for the day going and clubbing some seals during the first part of my nemesis quest.  For being at level 10 (When I should be doing this at level 12-13...), that's some damn nice experience from stuff.

Too bad I couldn't find a way to arrange always attacking first and be equipped to be fighting them at max ML, but, I can't have it all 8D
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on February 10, 2011, 06:07:43 AM
Hodgeman equips mean we need to take it in a day, right? Under X turns depending on the equips? I'm not...confident I could be amazingly helpful with that. And we'd need at least 6 peopleish, I think?

Also, Dependence Day tomorrow, so you could exploit the fireworks for basement.

I meant hodgeman's regal outfit (or whatever it's called) pieces. To get the "under X turn" hodgeman drops we'd need to be able to do the entire run in one day, which is pretty much completely impossible for us (without getting outside help) since we don't have that many people. Besides, I don't need any of them for my basement dive anyways (technicolor coat would help, but I don't even have torso awaregness).
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on February 10, 2011, 10:02:25 PM
I meant hodgeman's regal outfit (or whatever it's called) pieces. To get the "under X turn" hodgeman drops we'd need to be able to do the entire run in one day, which is pretty much completely impossible for us (without getting outside help) since we don't have that many people. Besides, I don't need any of them for my basement dive anyways (technicolor coat would help, but I don't even have torso awaregness).

Then maybe we can open it today or tomorrow and start hobo smashing? I'm game. Have a fair stack of meat so I should be all right for taking some of the zones. I can also get over 200% item drops, so that'll help on the bosses ^-^.

EDIT: Seems no one gives much of a damn. I'll open it up. If it's REALLY a problem I'll farm another mil for the clan coffer.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on February 11, 2011, 01:20:25 AM
Also, I call Chester. I just worked out I can get 669%+ item drops for about 60K meat (only for 5 advs though)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on February 11, 2011, 02:23:13 AM
Then I'll call Frosty and Orcus. I can't kill Zombo without buffing the hell out of my muscle, and I'd rather not touch Scratchy because I bought about 20000 turns worth of buffs a while ago and I don't want to lose them.

Anyone is free to help me actually do those two zones, though, though I'd appreciate if you tell me when you're going to do the stench zone (so we can go heap diving together).
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on February 11, 2011, 02:39:25 AM
Yeah, I want to do some heap diving. You really should get on IRC, Regal!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on February 11, 2011, 04:03:03 AM
Then I'll call Frosty and Orcus. I can't kill Zombo without buffing the hell out of my muscle, and I'd rather not touch Scratchy because I bought about 20000 turns worth of buffs a while ago and I don't want to lose them.

Anyone is free to help me actually do those two zones, though, though I'd appreciate if you tell me when you're going to do the stench zone (so we can go heap diving together).
In that case, Ol' Scratch and the hot zone are mine. I don't mind helping out in the cold zone, either, since those icicles do some nasty damage that the Slimesuit is particularly good at diminishing. o/'
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on February 12, 2011, 05:23:34 AM
If no one is going to take Zombo I'll give him a shot as well.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on February 13, 2011, 04:51:43 AM
Regal! The heap is now open. Coordinate with me on heap diving. With luck I can get the two sided tape or whatev.

I'll be on from 9 AM to 12 AM tomorrow, EST. I'll save advs for heap diving.

Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on February 13, 2011, 10:08:05 AM
Now that I've gotten into the swing of things, Seal Clubbers are kinda fun to play.

On the other hand though, I've got the boss fights for the level 11 quest coming up, and I'm not looking forward to Lord Spookyraven without being able to dodge everything after his initial attack.

I'm also pretty sure I am going noticably slower than my Black Cat run as a Disco Bandit.  However the hell that is possible (Oh right I'm doing the nemesis stuff and occasionally herping derp in hobopolis)

EDIT: Anyone got a problem with me wandering into Slime Tube to herp derp from time to time?  It actually doesn't look that bad 8D
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on February 13, 2011, 05:33:20 PM
Slime tube is good stuff. Slimy cysts and marbles and stuff are very much worth the time and effort, and the rewards from fighting Mother Slime are pretty good for how relatively simple it is to beat her down. The Slimesuit, as I have mentioned before, is quite awesome.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Nat Tea on February 14, 2011, 11:10:17 PM
I will hold your word.
surely you can't mean... ALL the stuff!?
Currently importing all goods into coffer.

Have fun.

EDIT: WHOOPS I MAY HAVE COFFERED SOME OF MY EQUIPMENT EDIT2: WHILE I AM IN HARDCORE
:dwiomega:

EDIT 3: SO EMPTY INSIDE (http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/9923/likeadesert.png)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on February 15, 2011, 12:19:24 AM
EDIT 3: SO EMPTY INSIDE (http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/9923/likeadesert.png)
You... you really everything.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on February 15, 2011, 12:27:31 AM
Choja is the kind of person who would INTENTIONALLY the whole bottle >=[!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on February 18, 2011, 06:11:02 AM
Rurouni, the entire hobopolis is looking to be finished in about two days. Please try to finish the hot zone soon.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on February 18, 2011, 06:14:02 AM
Rurouni, the entire hobopolis is looking to be finished in about two days. Please try to finish the hot zone soon.
I'm working on it, no worries. o/

Hmm, I've always wondered how many hobos there are per zone. Or if it varies. Hmm.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on February 18, 2011, 06:16:14 AM
Hmm, I've always wondered how many hobos there are per zone. Or if it varies. Hmm.

According to this, (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Advanced_Hobopolis_Mechanics) the main area has 3000 hobos total, and each side area has 500.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on February 18, 2011, 08:10:21 AM
Exactly. If it seems like it's variating is due to certain stuff killing several hobos at once (Yodeling, Scarehobos, etc).
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on February 18, 2011, 02:54:52 PM
And also adding hobos to get clan meat and such, don't forget.

Also, I'd say it's going to take three or four days, not two days. After I mostly clear PLD, I'll need to farm a bit so I can max my item plus for those fights. Leaning towards three days as is though, I have Zombo ready to be smacked, and am just leaving him so I can hit him and Chester in one swell foop.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on February 18, 2011, 05:11:24 PM
Maybe if Hobopolis gets started up again after this, I'll jump in before ascending - I had a (failed) fight with my Nemesis last night due to failure to prepare (but only barely - I -nearly- had the MP necessary!), I'm nearing level 14, and I'm a small chunk of the way into the war, so...
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on February 20, 2011, 06:37:33 AM
Ah, forgot to mention this before rollover; Ol' Scratch is down for the count. o/'
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on February 20, 2011, 07:18:00 AM
I plan to beat up the NS tomorrow, which will leave me with some grinding to do to hit level 15 (I'm taking Pulverize with me, so I have to get to it).  Anyone desperately feel like they want a hand diving through Hobopolis, or can I lay claim to attempting to clear out the Slime Tube?  I also intend to Hellseal my way to a trophy too before I finish this ascension.

Also: I should be finally able to begin using my Obtuse Angel tomorrow as well - anyone playing regularly enough and wanting to be given extra adventures daily, leave me your name and number and I'll shoot you in the ass :3
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on February 20, 2011, 07:22:09 AM
Also: I should be finally able to begin using my Obtuse Angel tomorrow as well - anyone playing regularly enough and wanting to be given extra adventures daily, leave me your name and number and I'll shoot you in the ass :3

Yeah, it's looking like I'm gonna break the prism day after tomorrow, so same deal for me. :3
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on February 20, 2011, 03:14:35 PM
I should be finishing off PLD tomorrow, as well as Zombo and Chester. Then Regal can walk in and punch the hoboverlord.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on February 21, 2011, 08:16:18 AM
Welp.  Broke the prism, got my Obtuse Angel, and decided to spend a small chunk of my accumulated "fortune" filling out my cocktailcrafting list.  It now has 100 completed drinks on it, whoo 8D

Once again: Anyone wanting to be shot with time arrows, lemme know! (For those unfamiliar, the Feburary familiar drops Time Arrows, which can be shot at people to give them +5 adventures.  And free adventures are always good, right?  You just have to not be in Hardcore or Ronin!)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on February 21, 2011, 08:20:56 AM
I wouldn't mind a couple o' time arrows being sent my way.

Be gentle :ohdear:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on February 22, 2011, 06:08:08 PM
In your opinion, which pasta guardians are good for speeding up HC?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on February 22, 2011, 06:29:52 PM
I don't suppose anyone would be kind enough to stop by the Slime Tube sometime and choose 'Tickle an Uvula' at the choice adventure, so I can get some slime resistance gear... would they?  (Slime Tube's ML right now should only be about 120 in total so anyone should be able to?).  Anyone wanting to stop by and squeeze a gall bladder would also be appreciated D:

Also: as far as Pasta Guardians go, apparently the Spice Ghost is considered the most useful for speed-play, because it can generate you extra spices (which make great food and help make eggnog, which is good if you don't have advanced cocktailcrafting).  Not having actually played a pastamancer myself, take this with a grain of salt.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on February 22, 2011, 08:19:14 PM
Also: as far as Pasta Guardians go, apparently the Spice Ghost is considered the most useful for speed-play, because it can generate you extra spices (which make great food and help make eggnog, which is good if you don't have advanced cocktailcrafting).  Not having actually played a pastamancer myself, take this with a grain of salt.

I don't know the ins and outs of speed much either but the Hogs of Destiny guide for Bad Moon seems to confirm this - it pretty much suggests using that from as soon as you get it. I know I certainly like not having to go out of my way to get spices.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on February 23, 2011, 02:26:36 AM
I'm thinking of joining your clan ._. Is that fine?

ShadowTogetic #84016

It's been so long since I have ascended.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on February 23, 2011, 02:37:35 AM
I'm thinking of joining your clan ._. Is that fine?

ShadowTogetic #84016

It's been so long since I have ascended.

Whitelisted. Welcome aboard. o/
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on February 23, 2011, 03:08:43 AM
Thanks, rdj.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on February 23, 2011, 03:34:55 AM
I don't suppose anyone would be kind enough to stop by the Slime Tube sometime and choose 'Tickle an Uvula' at the choice adventure, so I can get some slime resistance gear... would they?  (Slime Tube's ML right now should only be about 120 in total so anyone should be able to?).  Anyone wanting to stop by and squeeze a gall bladder would also be appreciated D:
I would do it, but I'm pretty sure I already did that once this Slime Tube run. Sorry. :<
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on February 23, 2011, 03:38:13 AM
I would do it, but I'm pretty sure I already did that once this Slime Tube run. Sorry. :<
Yeah.  Did you happen to collect a slime-covered item of your own though from it?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on February 23, 2011, 03:42:58 AM
I think I might get on the next slime run as I have done none.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Conqueror on February 23, 2011, 04:25:52 AM
I can do the slime thing whatever, but you need to tell me specifically what I need to do, as I've never gone down to the basement.

Edit: Also, could someone whitelist me? ;_:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on February 23, 2011, 04:34:32 AM
Poast your account number and I'll do it.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Conqueror on February 23, 2011, 04:35:21 AM
950088
Thanks!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on February 23, 2011, 04:38:38 AM
The list has been whited. Good going bro!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on February 23, 2011, 04:39:19 AM
I can do the slime thing whatever, but you need to tell me specifically what I need to do, as I've never gone down to the basement.


Same here, I don't mind going for it, but I'd need to know what to do.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on February 23, 2011, 05:04:06 AM
Oh hey, just as I arrange to send one of my buddies to go do this @_@

Basically, Slime Tube should be Monster Level 120 140 right now.  All I really need is people to adventure in it until they get the noncombat adventure (5% chance by default) and choose to either "Squeeze the Gall Bladder" [which will add +20ML to the zone permanently, allowing it to be completed faster by shaving off an effective one extra slime kill per 20 killed - since this isn't a speed run it's less important], or what I'd prefer, "Tickle the Uvula" [which will enable the creation of a single slime-covered item any player who happens to equip the right stuff while fighting; these items are great for fighting in the tube].

The complication?  Whenever you battle there, you get "Covered in Slime" effect, which will deal increasingly powerful damage to you every turn as it heads towards wearing off - be sure to wipe it off with a chamoix from the nearby bucket (we've got lots) after every battle or every other battle; or else the damage will quickly ramp up into something likely unmanageable.

The reason I have to ask for help is that individual players can only perform one of the non-combats each time the tube opens, and even then, only once regardless of what their choice is.  And each can only be done a total of 5 times regardless of the number of players attempting.  After that, even if you still get the adventure, whatever choice you make just kicks you out of the noncombat without any adventures lost.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Conqueror on February 23, 2011, 05:10:07 AM
Oh, ok. Alright, I'll put on Smooth Movement and go for the Tickle Uvula option. Hope you have your items equipped.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Conqueror on February 23, 2011, 05:18:00 AM
Uvula has been tickled. Enjoy your item!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on February 23, 2011, 05:19:16 AM
I love you all :3
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on February 23, 2011, 07:49:18 AM
I have now realized that since I haven't ascended in so long, I just found out about changes in quests ._. Might have to hit up the wiki once I ascend.

Also, for those trying to permanently unlock Bad Moon, it's really frustrating from what I had to go through =(
Got an item? Oops, Black Cat smacks it out of the way. No item get. Imagining that happening often. Though the Brimstone item is sweet in its own way.

Oh, anyone else have tried Fernswarthy's Basement?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on February 23, 2011, 08:01:16 AM
Yeah.  Did you happen to collect a slime-covered item of your own though from it?
Slime-covered greaves. They are awesome. I got a ton of rusty greaves from the sea floor, aw yeah.

I think my favourite slime item I have so far is the slime-covered club, simply because it's a one-handed item (yay, Ellsbury's Skull!) and hits pretty darn hard, even if it's not technically quite as powerful as a slime-covered shovel. The slime-covered lantern is also good stuff, but the original of that is a fair bit harder to get.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on February 23, 2011, 05:20:48 PM
As far as I know, Railgun, myself, rdj, and RegalStar have recently done our first basements runs on little to no skills (rdj and I did AT runs before ever ascending, since we were also getting the level 30 trophy. It was a HUGE pain in the ass.) I'm sure others have but those are the ones I remember since lol IRC.

And yeah, I'll be doing BMBC my next run actually. Just did Hobopolis in aftercore since I had an 18 code binder I wanted to use. Hmm...since I got the clockwork key trophy I'm probably going to be ascending next rollover.

EDIT: Changed my mind! I'm going to save up 1.2 million meat so I can get a zombie pineal gland to have most of the parts of a ninja pirate zombie robot! I can actually build this I think!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on February 23, 2011, 09:39:26 PM
Also, for those trying to permanently unlock Bad Moon, it's really frustrating from what I had to go through =(
Got an item? Oops, Black Cat smacks it out of the way. No item get. Imagining that happening often. Though the Brimstone item is sweet in its own way.
Go look at my recent ascension history.  I dare you.


Also no, I can't say I've dived much into Fernswarthy's.  I probably -should- have done it one while I was going for my first level 30 trophy as a Disco Bandit.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on February 23, 2011, 10:01:33 PM
I remember when Zombie Pineal Glands were 800k only.
I still got mine for free! :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on February 23, 2011, 10:09:23 PM
Go look at my recent ascension history.  I dare you.


Also no, I can't say I've dived much into Fernswarthy's.  I probably -should- have done it one while I was going for my first level 30 trophy as a Disco Bandit.

I have,
three in a row
. Ugh, now it's tempting me to do the same, until I get all the BM ascension rewards.

By the way, did you
accidentally forget that you need the cat for ALL combat adventures
the first time you did BM?

Fernswarthy's was fun when I did it. Didn't regret spending all that meat to get to
the 500th floor. Gotta love my telescope. Now I want more upgrades to it.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on February 23, 2011, 10:18:06 PM
By the way, did you
accidentally forget that you need the cat for ALL combat adventures
the first time you did BM?
He did. It was hilarious.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Conqueror on February 23, 2011, 10:18:36 PM
I remember when Zombie Pineal Glands were 800k only.
I still got mine for free! :V

I remember when they were 200k...I think.

What I do remember clearly is blowing my entire fortune on 1338 slices of anticheese, and still only just barely breaking top 20 in collection size.

Speaking of which, where are some good places to meat farm?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on February 23, 2011, 10:23:23 PM
Middle Chamber and Castle in the Clouds in the Sky seem to be the two big ones.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on February 23, 2011, 10:27:48 PM
By the way, did you
accidentally forget that you need the cat for ALL combat adventures
the first time you did BM?
Basically, yes.

I had swapped my familiars so I could get them trained up a bit at the Arena for the purposes of the
Sorceress' Familiars
, and forgot to swap them back come rollover.  The first thing I do in any given day on KoL is head straight to the barrel for booze.  Fought a mimic - immediately realised I had my Sabre-toothed Lime out.

And had to start aaaaaall over again 8D
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on February 23, 2011, 10:40:23 PM
Basically, yes.

I had swapped my familiars so I could get them trained up a bit at the Arena for the purposes of the
Sorceress' Familiars
, and forgot to swap them back come rollover.  The first thing I do in any given day on KoL is head straight to the barrel for booze.  Fought a mimic - immediately realised I had my Sabre-toothed Lime out.

And had to start aaaaaall over again 8D

That really sucks. Good thing you got BM permanently unlocked, now.

Any word on the next Hobopolis run?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on February 23, 2011, 10:58:07 PM
EDIT: Changed my mind! I'm going to save up 1.2 million meat so I can get a zombie pineal gland to have most of the parts of a ninja pirate zombie robot! I can actually build this I think!
Ahh, getting one of those is probably a good idea. I totally forgot about that. Should do it myself.

Edit: There we are. I justified the purchase to myself as being an investment for later use, because I hate spending meat. :B
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on February 23, 2011, 11:00:21 PM
Well, I have a clockwork sphere for it so...
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on February 24, 2011, 04:04:46 AM
Traveling Trader's in today!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on February 24, 2011, 04:08:34 AM
Traveling Trader's in today!
Oh boy oh boy 8D

And I just purchased Pulverize yesterday, too! +_+

If anyone's stuck in Bad Moon/Hardcore/Ronin and can't get this today?  Lemme know, I can probably get one for you.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on February 24, 2011, 04:19:16 AM
Oh shit YES
Got 2 of em.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on February 24, 2011, 04:22:00 AM
Just bought 5. Trying to work on it now
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on February 24, 2011, 04:25:38 AM
I don't like these kinds of puzzles. >>;;
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Conqueror on February 24, 2011, 04:27:16 AM
What kind of puzzle is it?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on February 24, 2011, 04:28:06 AM
One of those sliding piece puzzles. Really annoying.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on February 24, 2011, 04:29:00 AM
I THINK I got the first 2 rows. Trying to work on the remaining rows.

Try to work on the first row and work down. Best way to do sliders IMO.

EDIT: Ugh
I think the missing tile is on the third row, and all I'm trying to interchange two adjacent tiles in that row
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Conqueror on February 24, 2011, 04:40:22 AM
Bought twinkly wads so I could check this out myself. Now I'm out of money.  :V

Stupid twisty snake.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on February 24, 2011, 04:44:47 AM
If what the discussion over at KoL wiki ends up being true I'll have to choke a bitch.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Conqueror on February 24, 2011, 04:47:44 AM
Actually I wouldn't be surprised if it were true. Derp. Not solving the puzzle just yet then (but I got the whole thing laid out in MS Paint)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RegalStar on February 24, 2011, 04:50:15 AM
Well, I'm still in HC. I went from level 4 to basically level 6 by cola battlefielding for the hobo code, so I got lots to catch up. No travelling trader item for me yet (since it's in a gift package which I can't open til I'm done with HC).
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on February 24, 2011, 04:53:37 AM
Actually I wouldn't be surprised if it were true. Derp. Not solving the puzzle just yet then (but I got the whole thing laid out in MS Paint)
Can you post it here?  I got an assembled snake but clearly the patterns also play a part, and if that's true it might be overthrowing my whole plan D:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on February 24, 2011, 04:54:42 AM
Yeah me too, I think I messed up badly.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on February 24, 2011, 04:54:57 AM
This is what I have so far =/ (http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/9481/strangebox.jpg)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Conqueror on February 24, 2011, 04:56:52 AM
Posting as soon as I can get imageshack to load grr.

Here we go. (http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/4914/snakevn.jpg)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on February 24, 2011, 04:58:18 AM
This is what I have so far =/ (http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/9481/strangebox.jpg)
...Well, fuck.

There's different versions of the snake.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Conqueror on February 24, 2011, 04:59:20 AM
...Well, fuck.

There's different versions of the snake.

Ah...looks like it. Skill and skill alone!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on February 24, 2011, 05:00:31 AM
Well
SHIT

There goes that.
Also ITT backseat spading
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on February 24, 2011, 05:01:11 AM
Hm...so there are =/
After seeing what the KoL forum is saying, I'll put off solving this...for now.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Conqueror on February 24, 2011, 05:05:46 AM
So...I'm just going to throw this in my trophy case as I really don't want to
lose the box just to get a dense meat stack.

Also, if you're really lazy, you can cheese the puzzle by
looking at the image names.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on February 24, 2011, 05:14:29 AM
Also, if you're really lazy, you can cheese the puzzle by
looking at the image names.
...
Oh shit.
:V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on February 24, 2011, 05:27:15 AM
And I have now accidentally solved it ;_;
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on February 24, 2011, 05:28:29 AM
And I have now accidentally solved it ;_;
It really is a
gigantic troll
, isn't it?

...Also: I blinked, where did our slime tube go! You guys almost finished it off ;-; (Corollary: Anyone capable of fighting Mother Slime can do so pretty quick here!)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on February 24, 2011, 05:33:05 AM
It indeed is a troll. Stupid
dense meat stack
. I should've taken a screenshot.

Oh wow, Slime Tube is at Image 9 already!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on February 24, 2011, 05:41:08 AM
Noticed a pattern on the diamonds.
It goes like this:
1B
2B
3B
4B
2B2W
4W
3W
2W
1B1W
2B
3B
4B
2B2W
4W
1W
May this mean something?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on February 24, 2011, 05:44:56 AM
Noticed a pattern on the diamonds.
It goes like this:
1B
2B
3B
4B
2B2W
4W
3W
2W
1B1W
2B
3B
4B
2B2W
4W
1W
May this mean something?
It might be the correct way to arrange things on the snake I dunno.

...Does our clan HAVE anyone capable of fighting Big Momma Slimey?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on February 24, 2011, 05:48:00 AM
It might be the correct way to arrange things on the snake I dunno.

...Does our clan HAVE anyone capable of fighting Big Momma Slimey?

I know Ruro and I have done it before, but I'm not sure how fast the current run was finished. The faster it goes, the more powerful Mother Slime is.

Regardless, I don't think a level 9 Turtle Tamer is the warrior you're looking for! D:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on February 24, 2011, 05:48:27 AM
I still haven't ascended and I'm a level 20 Disco Bandit...
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on February 24, 2011, 05:50:51 AM
I know Ruro and I have done it before, but I'm not sure how fast the current run was finished. The faster it goes, the more powerful Mother Slime is.

Regardless, I don't think a level 9 Turtle Tamer is the warrior you're looking for! D:
We should be coming in at the 900-1000 adventures range.  (Admittedly I've been adventuring with very little ML for a while to get tiny cysts and wads of rags and stuff!), so she shouldn't be too bad - it's the part where she needs someone capable of hitting all elements that's makes it sort of completely out of my reach!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on February 24, 2011, 05:52:35 AM
Unascended Lv. 41 DB here, should you want THAT.
Also have sources of Prism damage allright.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on February 24, 2011, 05:55:27 AM
Welp!  MOTHER SLIME IS HERE, so please go kick her ass!

Her Monster Level should be 1730.  I hope that's not too bad D:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on February 24, 2011, 06:01:40 AM
Guess I won't be fighting her, seeing how she's in combat now
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Conqueror on February 24, 2011, 06:03:54 AM
Ouch, you all got defeated? Speaking of which, does damage carry over?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on February 24, 2011, 06:04:36 AM
Ouch, you all got defeated?
I would.  If I actually tried 8D But I don't feel like--OH WHAT THE HELL IT'S OPEN CHAAAAAAARGE and then someone mommyblocked me D:

EDIT:
She wraps one slimy tentacle around your arse, another around your eye, and then gnaws a massive hole in your groin. That's not motherly at all!
Ouch! Oof! Ow! Oof! Eek! Eek! Ooh! Eek! Oof! Ugh!
   You lose 752 hit points.

You lose. You slink away, dejected and defeated.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on February 24, 2011, 06:05:11 AM
Yeah should have prepared better for that. >>;;
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on February 24, 2011, 06:11:36 AM
Anything I can send you to help?

I've got lots of spare sweetbreads/bladders, if you happen to have 1 fullness/1 drunkenness to spare, which'll give you a level of slime resistance each?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on February 24, 2011, 06:12:57 AM
Nah, it was the resistance that screwed me up. Don't worry, got me some prism wads and muscle buffs.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on February 24, 2011, 06:13:48 AM
If anyone can buff me Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption, Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith, Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction, and The Psalm of Pointiness (I have plexiglass pendant on) please go for it.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on February 24, 2011, 06:14:14 AM
Anything I can send you to help?

I've got lots of spare sweetbreads/bladders, if you happen to have 1 fullness/1 drunkenness to spare, which'll give you a level of slime resistance each?

Those would also raise her ML, and the last thing we want her to have is more HP. D:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on February 24, 2011, 06:19:57 AM
Going at it again. 5k Muscle should do the trick!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on February 24, 2011, 06:31:37 AM
Ugh lame
This fight is being ended because it took more than 30 rounds, which is sort of unreasonable.

You lose. You slink away, dejected and defeated.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on February 24, 2011, 06:42:00 AM
VICTORY SMELLS LIKE
SLIME
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on February 24, 2011, 06:44:41 AM
Yaaaay!

...We have a pair of slime pants (200 moxie req.; 200 power; Serious Resistance to All Elements; Never Fumble; Moxie +20%) and a relatively useless slime-soaked brain (Which will permanently add +1 to your max MP, up to ten, this can be permed but even if it's not the effect will be renewed if you get one on a future etc etc you get the drill, wiki it (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Slime-soaked_brain) and shit)

...Anyone in particular want either of the two? (I would like to lay claim to the pants but etc etc fairness)
EDIT: Who am I kidding, I have Brimstone Boxers, I doubt I'll need the pants; Railgun, if you want it, just ask!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on February 24, 2011, 06:51:05 AM
You guys pick who gets what, I only did the last part. :derp:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on February 24, 2011, 07:06:16 AM
But that leaves -me- in a position of decision and I'm terrible with power ;-;

Damnit, Railgun, tell me if you want it or not - if you don't think you do, say so and I'll take it.  I'm dying to ascend and move onto Turtle Taming Under A Bad Moon

EDIT: 02/24/11 12:13:45 AM - Welcome back to the Kingdom of Loathing. Noob.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on February 24, 2011, 07:13:24 AM
Take whichever you want. If you want to give me the other, go ahead
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on February 24, 2011, 08:57:34 PM
Does anyone know how fast a Mr. A sell in the Mall? I just bought a store (Lair of the Caf) and put 2 of these in it for 7.27 million Meat each among other things (mostly stuff from last Crimbo, like all the extra Paperclips I bought).
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on February 24, 2011, 09:04:09 PM
Does anyone know how fast a Mr. A sell in the Mall?
They sell pretty steadily at around 7m meat right now.  When they sell is the questionable part - you can generally expect a higher chance of it being sold when a new IotM is unveiled.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Conqueror on February 25, 2011, 07:46:44 AM
New development with the strange cubes, in case anyone doesn't read the forums.
http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/vb/showpost.php?p=3884018&postcount=135

So far people have found a demon name for the Summoning Chamber.

I found this interesting:
Quote
I think there are more rewards than just the two found so far.

Mr. Skullhead mentioned "other rewards" - plural, not counting the meat stack.
It's a cube, so six-sided. For the dense meat stack, the TOP opens. For the other, the FRONT opens...wouldn't surprise me if there were three or four more rewards.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on February 25, 2011, 08:11:17 AM
Nice. Now, time to find out how to get the others
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on February 25, 2011, 08:31:03 AM
Oh hey.

So that's how it--DAMNIT I'm in Hardcore I can't pop it open until I complete this run to look for alternate solutions now.

The alternate method for the demon name is as follows:
*Figure out what your snake looks like when it's finished
*Put the empty space where the head would be
*Follow the finished snake's body to the tail
*When it moves to the end of where the snake would be, you will get a demon's name.

...Can... someone try this backwards?  Start at the tail...?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on March 01, 2011, 10:10:05 PM
Bad Moon, Bad Kitty time~
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on March 01, 2011, 10:53:18 PM
Bad Moon, Bad Kitty time~
Name it The RNG.

And take good care of it ;-;
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on March 02, 2011, 12:07:52 AM
I've named mine Shoe, after a DnD character I play, who is incidentally a black cat. Who...is basically the RNG herself. Just she also does beneficial things as opposed to always negative. But it's still a very fitting name.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on March 02, 2011, 02:51:57 AM
Good luck in your BMBC run.

I really should jump into the rift. I guess I'll wait until the IotM is announced
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MatsuriSakuragi on March 03, 2011, 12:59:22 AM
I did some sea adventuring today, and managed to get a magic dragonfish fry. :3
okay, so I bought the materials for sushi-making. Still. :P
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on March 03, 2011, 04:36:23 AM
Every time I tried to go underwater, I ended up getting frustrated for some reason.
So, I ended up going into the astral gash and currently doing a no familiar Black Moon run because I'm insane...perhaps.  Also, Item of the Month released. Anybody got it yet? I'll probably ask my brother to hold onto one for me.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on March 03, 2011, 01:13:57 PM
Oh crap, is the item of the month a Grimoire!?

...oh shit, it's an in game card game.  Oh shit oh shit oh shit I NEED THIS.

...Can't play it until I'm out of bad moon BUT I NEED THIS.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on March 03, 2011, 05:57:07 PM
Oh crap, is the item of the month a Grimoire!?

...oh shit, it's an in game card game.  Oh shit oh shit oh shit I NEED THIS.

...Can't play it until I'm out of bad moon BUT I NEED THIS.

Plus it indirectly functions as a summon for nasty-sounding variations on weeaboo food/booze/potions. (Wasabi/tobikko/natto pocky/sake/ramune. Though I could see wasabi pocky being OK.)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on March 03, 2011, 06:14:37 PM
Personally I'd rather not see a Touhou reference in KoL, even if it actually references the games. Though I would find it rather funny if the first form of the Naughty Sorceress referenced Mima's Bad Ending quote in SoEW if you can't beat her quickly enough.

*flash forward to this IotM*

Grimoire, Alice's Army, crudely doll-ish cards of various types in battle, rainbow-colored tints on foil cards in battle...

For the love of Shinki, I hope I'm just seeing things here.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on March 03, 2011, 06:18:36 PM
Grimoire, Alice's Army, crudely doll-ish cards of various types in battle, rainbow-colored tints on foil cards in battle...

For the love of Shinki, I hope I'm just seeing things here.

Considering they've had grimoires for years and there's a fair amount of Alice in Wonderland references in past March items, yes you are, and even if you weren't you should just suck it up.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on March 03, 2011, 06:23:33 PM
Quote
Grimoire, Alice's Army, crudely doll-ish cards of various types in battle, rainbow-colored tints on foil cards in battle...
Grimoires are one of the book types that have been around previously.  In KoL, Tomes are spellbooks with a 3/day limit and generally pretty direct applications; Librams are infinite-use spellbooks that increase in cost every time they are used in a single day; and Grimoires are 1/day... 'spells' that are a little more abstract or less directly useful.

"Alice" has to do with March's item of the month always referencing Alice In Wonderland (White Hare, for instance), which also explains the fact that it's card soldiers - all one big Alice in Wonderland reference (seen here (http://www.feesher.com/aa5.gif)).  And finally, rainbow tints on foil cards is actually not that unusual!

It is, however, an extremely amusing co-incidence that it happens that way!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MatsuriSakuragi on March 03, 2011, 06:27:08 PM
Oooooh. This reminds me of days way back when I was obsessed with Pok?mon cards, and would buy packs every so often hoping for shiny holofoil cards.

Then I gave up on them because I was was like one of two people I knew who actually played the game instead of trading/collecting/buying them hoping for a Charizard card that they can sell for a ton of money a decade later (http://cgi.ebay.com/1st-Edition-Charizard-Base-Set-Pokemon-Card-PSA-10-GEM-/150567770796?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item230e89daac)/beating up kids during recess for their cards. :derp:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on March 03, 2011, 06:36:48 PM
Oooooh. This reminds me of days way back when I was obsessed with Pok?mon cards, and would buy packs every so often hoping for shiny holofoil cards.

Then I gave up on them because I was was like one of two people I knew who actually played the game instead of trading/collecting

Yeah your life sounds just like mine. At least my sister was one of those kids who just traded, so I gave her all my cards when I gave up. :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on March 03, 2011, 06:58:19 PM
Crazy awesome.
IT'S TIME TO
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on March 03, 2011, 09:53:17 PM
Oooooh. This reminds me of days way back when I was obsessed with Pok?mon cards, and would buy packs every so often hoping for shiny holofoil cards.

Then I gave up on them because I was was like one of two people I knew who actually played the game instead of trading/collecting/buying them hoping for a Charizard card that they can sell for a ton of money a decade later (http://cgi.ebay.com/1st-Edition-Charizard-Base-Set-Pokemon-Card-PSA-10-GEM-/150567770796?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item230e89daac)/beating up kids during recess for their cards. :derp:

Come to the Indiana Convention Center this July for Nationals :3

I'm blind. What are the rules to the game?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on March 03, 2011, 10:11:44 PM
Kill the enemy team before yours die.  It's simple :derp:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MatsuriSakuragi on March 03, 2011, 10:26:39 PM
Come to the Indiana Convention Center this July for Nationals :3

I don't have my cards anymore :<
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on March 03, 2011, 10:45:09 PM
I don't have my cards anymore :<

You can still play in the video game competition! I always come into Nationals without a deck, and usually end up borrowing a lot of cards. :getdown:

Kill the enemy team before yours die.  It's simple :derp:

Fair enough. Apparently I'm so blind I didn't see the rules page on the wiki =(
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on March 10, 2011, 05:12:04 AM
Advice for Hardcore folks who need stat boosts but don't have Advanced Saucecrafting: the Cobb's Knob Laboratory has Alchemists in it who drop half-baked potions. Drinking one will give you a random reagent potion effect. They're pretty helpful!

I don't know if it includes the "always fumble" effect yet, but even if it does, it can easily be removed with a green echo eye(ry if you have one.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on March 11, 2011, 03:22:17 AM
Yaaaaaaay, finally started on my first hardcore ascension \o/
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on March 13, 2011, 09:26:04 AM
Oh boy oh boy I completed the lair and the nemesis' lair in the same day as a turtle tamer 8D

However, I can't ascend just yet; I need to go feel all warm and fuzzy inside by saving adorable tortoises.

And then spend 900+ adventures getting Cold Blooded Warm Fuzzies.  Well this is gonna take a few days D:

..Maybe it's a good time to finally farm some meat.

EDIT: You sell your moxie weed, 116 meat stacks, 66 valuable trinkets, 146 barbed-wire fences, 116 mouthfuls of loose teeth, 15 enchanted barbells, 15 giant moxie weeds, 9 extra-strength strongness elixirs, 195 sets of sabre teeth, 107 handfuls of frigid ninja stars, 27 lowercase Ns, 65 meat vortices, 111 procrastination potions, 95 heavy Ds, 99 original Gs, 105 plot holes, 96 probability potions, 65 chaos butterflies, 108 furry furs, 96 Angry Farmer candies, 98 Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rubs, 11 giant needles, 159 thin black candles, 86 awful poetry journals, 82 disturbing fanfics, 5 wolf masks, 59 flareguns, 84 pairs of tap shoes, 22 bottles of Monsieur Bubble, 19 round purple sunglasses, 87 hors d'oeuvre trays, 58 water pipe bombs, 4 handfuls of moss, 143 stone frisbees, 66 tubes of TSM toothpaste, 32 booty chest charrrms, 22 cannonball charrrms, 25 copper ha'penny charrrms and your 89 handfuls of sawdust to a halfling knob polisher for 311,485 Meat.

I'd hate to think of what would happen if I sold everything in my inventory.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on March 14, 2011, 08:47:56 PM
My Bad Moon no familiar run is going decent for now. It's been so long that I've ascended that I've forgotten what to do for quests, unless I resort to the wiki. Currently a Disco Bandit, and working on the Nemesis quest. Gotta see how I'm going to fight the Bonerdagon with the Hellevator set to 10.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on March 15, 2011, 06:03:27 PM
anyone want a free trophy?

I realised I still have the items necessary for anyone to get it; all they have to do is let me know (And be out of Ronin/Hardcore)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Conqueror on March 15, 2011, 11:16:23 PM
Ooh, what trophy?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on March 15, 2011, 11:31:57 PM
This one (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Dirty_Laundry).

I just have the request that if you would like me to lend you the items necessary, to please return them to me after.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on March 15, 2011, 11:34:29 PM
I just have the request that if you would like me to lend you the items necessary, to please return them to me after.

Ah, yeah, Ruro might still have those around too, I know I got it from her loaning them to me.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Conqueror on March 16, 2011, 03:22:57 AM
Sure, I wouldn't mind a loan.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on March 16, 2011, 04:24:18 AM
Sure, I wouldn't mind a loan.
Sure; what's your in-game name?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Conqueror on March 16, 2011, 04:41:58 AM
conquer987 (#950088)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on March 17, 2011, 04:21:57 AM
So, BMBC, right? Dreading the shadow all game, right?

I fucking kick it's ass on the first try. Apparently my bad item luck for most of the game was just trading for this one moment of glory :P
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on March 17, 2011, 04:25:22 AM
DRUNKSGIVING
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on March 17, 2011, 04:03:09 PM
1) Collect booze to sell later, since this is the only Drunksgiving we've ever had.
2) Ascend, after getting some advice on what gear to use from Purvis.
3) Get new Disco Bandit one-shotted by inebriated tofurkey.

Ah, KoL, never change.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on March 17, 2011, 04:53:40 PM
Drunksgiving will likely never happen again either (I'm pretty sure KoL won't last the years it'll take to get this again or a Starch 3 Thanksgiving), so these special drops are certainly worth keeping for a while.

I had plans for a Normal-HCO-BMBC start, but thanks to this merger of events I'll likely Ascend Casually today instead.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on March 17, 2011, 05:38:42 PM
So, BMBC, right? Dreading the shadow all game, right?

I fucking kick it's ass on the first try. Apparently my bad item luck for most of the game was just trading for this one moment of glory :P
Yep.  There were really only three potentially painful parts:
*The Guy Made of Bees, which can be skipped, realisitically; I just like to take him down for the Arena sidequest.  Fortunately I only had one sabotaged attempt between two Kittycores
*The Tower Monsters.  I once got stopped six times in a row, then found out the next one I needed Black Pepper for and it took me about 60 adventures to get it.
*The Shadow.  I never had this one go too easy but I always funksling red pixel potions and I always have a lot, so it's not really that bad.

Also oh shit it's drunksgiving!?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on March 17, 2011, 05:43:27 PM
Yeah, I got stuck with a black pepper one too. It went surprisingly well though. Shoe only blocked me once, on the 6th monster.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on March 17, 2011, 08:15:28 PM
The best of two worlds, today!

Also /r/ing eventual confirmation of drunken stupor specials.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: RainfallYoshi on March 17, 2011, 08:19:48 PM
A realization occurs that I probably should have saved a majority of that awesome booze for when I got Ode to Booze. Damnit. Well I can keep this last one tucked away for a bit I guess.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on March 17, 2011, 08:27:58 PM
Wondering if I should drop HC so I can get more adventures and thus more booze drops. Decisions. >.<
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on March 17, 2011, 09:30:46 PM
Wondering if I should drop HC so I can get more adventures and thus more booze drops. Decisions. >.<
It's generally not worth it.

The best of two worlds, today!

Also /r/ing eventual confirmation of drunken stupor specials.
There's a tattoo special today, just like there was last one.  We won't know until tomorrow if it gives a different Tattoo or not.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Conqueror on March 18, 2011, 01:03:52 AM
One-day event = ridiculously slow servers.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on March 24, 2011, 05:52:40 AM
This is the first time I'm doing the Nemesis quest. The guys on the island kicked my level 10 Disco Bandit ass hard ;_;
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on March 24, 2011, 04:57:08 PM
This is the first time I'm doing the Nemesis quest. The guys on the island kicked my level 10 Disco Bandit ass hard ;_;
The Nemesis quest's volcano segment has some really weird difficulty.  In general I don't try to do those segments too much until I'm near the end of the normal game; it just makes things way easier, and honestly, the final battle with your nemesis is way harder than the NS.
(Disco Bandit nemesis might be the exception though due to its mechanic)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on March 24, 2011, 04:59:43 PM
I only do it after level 15. This is good advice!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MatsuriSakuragi on March 26, 2011, 09:16:13 PM
Quote
Substats: 19,100 / 9,536 / 11,991
 Fullstats: 77 / 51 / 61

Note: This took me from early level 10 to mid-13 in one day.

Mother Hellseals are awesome when you have no idea what you're doing and crank their ML to ungodly levels. (Having a ton of sauceror potions and chloroform rags helps, too.) ^^;
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on March 26, 2011, 09:52:44 PM
Hahaha oh wow. Matsy, you're nuts. Did you know that? Yes you did.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MatsuriSakuragi on March 26, 2011, 10:06:11 PM
Nah, just stupid. I didn't know what I was doing, so once I finally encountered a mother hellseal (after clobbering far too many pups), she killed me a bunch of times for far over my HP limit. Eventually, I just adopted the strategy I used for stuff undersea last ascension-- nurse hat (and now that I have torso awaregness, sea salt scrubs), stunning (since I can't use my noodles anymore, I went for chloroform rags instead), and sauceror potions.

It was all dumb luck, really :<
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on March 27, 2011, 12:00:25 AM
Mother Hellseals are very Oh Exploitable EXP if you know what you're doing with them.  (Considering they can have the highest ML of any easily-fightable monster in the game...)  But, if you dont know what you're doing, they make the Seal Clubber quest the worst thing ever.


Meanwhile I'm really not enjoying Bad Moon Pastamancery.  I have No Money and honestly at the point I'm at, I'm doing more by beating shit up with my Greek Pasta of Peril in melee than with my spells.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on March 30, 2011, 09:53:25 PM
I'll be in Aftercore today! You all know what this means!

I'll be farming up/training for Hobopolis! Who wants to join me this run?

EDIT: I'd like the PLD and The Heap. Chaore wants the Burial Ground. This leaves Esposure and Burnbarrel
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on March 31, 2011, 05:06:10 PM
If you can save Burnbarrel for me, it'd be appreciated.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MatsuriSakuragi on March 31, 2011, 05:53:09 PM
If anything, I'll just be hanging out in the Town Square, collectin' hobo nickels so I can get a binder. :O
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on March 31, 2011, 07:50:11 PM
If anything, I'll just be hanging out in the Town Square, collectin' hobo nickels

Yeah I've got my binder but it's not like there's not plenty more to gather nickels for, so I'll probably do more or less this too. But first I'm finishing up my ultimate weapon quest, since unlike last time I tried to go to Hobopolis my class's now is one-handed (so I can actually *use* that damn binder!). :V

Left off yesterday waitin' on assassins~
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on March 31, 2011, 10:06:40 PM
I'm interested in Hobopolis, but I'd have to wait until I free the king (still in no familiar Bad Moon)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on March 31, 2011, 10:09:22 PM
How close are you? I'm about 1/5th to the million meat opening (The reason I'm paying for it in full is partially so I can get myself trained up and such.) I expect it'll take 6ish days to open.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on March 31, 2011, 11:26:40 PM
Currently level 12 right now, but still working on the level 11 quest =( I figure level 12 quest would take a lot of time.
If you get the million before I'm done, you don't need to wait for me.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on March 31, 2011, 11:30:51 PM
Since I figure I'll be in this run for at least 20 more days (-ish, not really keeping an accurate count), let me know when you start so I can be cage bait.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on March 31, 2011, 11:35:43 PM
Ah, thanks rdj, that'll be helpful. With my 19 code binder the sewers are REALLY EASY for me, but working together will make it faster.

Tatara: Level 12 quest is two or three days, at most. Also, have you been following this guide (http://hogsofdestiny.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=1702&sid=a8f0babdd6754b547eb904e7513b8f0b) at all? It's REALLY good.

EDIT: So, anyway, for the sewers, there are refined items that help lots. Is anyone willing to use still/wok/malus access to help create gate items? Particularly if you aren't hoboing up otherwise?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on April 01, 2011, 12:07:57 AM
Ah, thanks rdj, that'll be helpful. With my 19 code binder the sewers are REALLY EASY for me, but working together will make it faster.

Tatara: Level 12 quest is two or three days, at most. Also, have you been following this guide (http://hogsofdestiny.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=1702&sid=a8f0babdd6754b547eb904e7513b8f0b) at all? It's REALLY good.

EDIT: So, anyway, for the sewers, there are refined items that help lots. Is anyone willing to use still/wok/malus access to help create gate items? Particularly if you aren't hoboing up otherwise?

I'm sure I can get level 12 quest done sooner than I expect but RNG really, really, really hates me =(
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on April 01, 2011, 12:14:22 AM
So, anyway, for the sewers, there are refined items that help lots. Is anyone willing to use still/wok/malus access to help create gate items? Particularly if you aren't hoboing up otherwise?

Well, to be fair, we could use Wadbot for Malus. =P I'm actually more worried about the Oil of Oiliness, I dunno if we've got anyone with Saucecrafting in our hobo slaughter contingent. :ohdear:.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on April 01, 2011, 12:16:50 AM
Well, to be fair, we could use Wadbot for Malus. =P I'm actually more worried about the Oil of Oiliness, I dunno if we've got anyone with Saucecrafting in our hobo slaughter contingent. :ohdear:.

Hmm...perhaps I *should* use my alt for the cagebait, then. She's got Advanced Saucecrafting, so you'd just have to pass me the goldfish livers and I could make those into oil for you.

EDIT: No, wait, I can't do anything if I'm in the cage anyway. :S
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on April 01, 2011, 12:18:20 AM
Hmm...perhaps I *should* use my alt for the cagebait, then. She's got Advanced Saucecrafting, so you'd just have to pass me the goldfish livers and I could make those into oil for you.

Yeah. My alt could too but I'm a little loathe to have her do so on a run that my main is participating in. (Keep her in mind for future runs though if she's not in-ronin, stuff like this is precisely why I'm hitting up all the crafting skills first.)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on April 01, 2011, 12:44:35 AM
Let me fund your oiliness needs, people. Watch the clan chest after a while.
EDITTO: Huh, can't load the Stash. Can anyone act as my proxy, please?
EDIT THE SECOND: Hahaha forget it it loaded.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on April 01, 2011, 03:50:43 AM
HOLY SHIT

SPECTRAL PICKLE FACTORY

SPECTRAL PICKLE FACTORY
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Conqueror on April 01, 2011, 03:57:53 AM
HOLY SHIT

SPECTRAL PICKLE FACTORY

SPECTRAL PICKLE FACTORY


FFFF

200 adventures on all three accounts go go go.

Edit: Wow, it's really been 5 3 years since it last appeared?

Anyway, time to see what's up in there this time.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on April 01, 2011, 04:03:20 AM
You're entitled to the "Noble Ascetic" trophy, for having less than 10,000 Meat on hand.
*FACEPALM*
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on April 01, 2011, 04:08:16 AM
HOLY SHIT

SPECTRAL PICKLE FACTORY

SPECTRAL PICKLE FACTORY

Remember what day is it! :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Conqueror on April 01, 2011, 04:10:13 AM
It's the real deal! :getdown:

Brb getting 200 ghost cucumbers.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on April 01, 2011, 04:11:01 AM
Remember what day is it! :V
It's the real thing.

IT'S THE REAL THING
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on April 01, 2011, 04:11:40 AM
OH MAN OH GOD IT IS
AAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on April 01, 2011, 04:23:21 AM
And then I drank myself into a stupor by accident because I didn't color code my inventory right.

D:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on April 01, 2011, 04:27:33 AM
And I fought an ass! Literally!
Edit: Now two!
i.imgur.com/qeJlb.png
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on April 01, 2011, 04:43:30 AM
Spectral Pickle Factory?

Now THAT'S a surprise
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on April 01, 2011, 04:53:42 AM
For those not in bad moon: There's a clover adventure you can get today~
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on April 01, 2011, 05:07:07 AM
But it's not worth it as you can get them in fairly common encounters. :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on April 01, 2011, 05:08:38 AM
But it's not worth it as you can get them in fairly common encounters. :V
You get a fully cooked spectral pickle.  All you need to do is cook it with a skewer for the familiar.

The reason that this is important is that you can get the pickle without needing to be able to survive combat (For the people who ascended very recently; Spectral Pickle Factory is pretty high level afterall!)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on April 01, 2011, 05:14:35 AM
Well if you put it that way then yeah makes sense.
BUT FORGET ABOUT THE PICKLES
THERE ARE DEV ASSES TO BE KICKED
LITERALLY
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on April 01, 2011, 05:23:51 AM
I've been pickpocketing for my pickle stuff, then running away right after :getdown:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 01, 2011, 03:26:57 PM
If anyone needs a pickle familiar, poke me in game. I literally have fucktons of pickles.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Conqueror on April 02, 2011, 12:45:14 PM
So you know the "obnoxious riddle" that dropped from one of the random encounters?

Take the image icon, save it as .txt.

You get this:

Quote
GIF89a  ?     AAAkkk???   ????????????????????????!?   ? ,       ???I??8??{oG?x?R@

Y?*?? ???P{?\?2??a ?   f?@Z

?K???+ ?.?A?0:?????????*C?????O6}< uF {?Lf?i???;???H?0^??z?i-?? T?~ ??~???n ;ID3    QTCON      OtherCOMM   h   engiTunNORM  000000A3 000000A3 0000013E 0000013E 0000E480 0000E480 0000116D 0000116D 0000E480 0000E480 COMM   R   eng Don't submit answers to Hotstuff after April 8th, 2011.  Thanks for playing!     

Plus some garbled text afterwards which I'm assuming is just the image data.

6 days left to solve it! Maybe there are cool prizes. :V


Edit: A little internet searching for "engiTunNORM" revealed something to do with music tags. So I saved the file as a mp3.

Result - I get a 1:22 length audio file of beeping and clicking noises. Reminds me of the code transmissions or radar noises you hear in WWII naval intelligence films. . Not sure what to make of it.

Files attached for the lazy.


Edit 2: Looked at some of the past riddles made by this guy.
http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/HotStuff%27s_avatar_puzzle
;_; Yeah...
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 02, 2011, 01:49:04 PM
Conquerer, check those HEX tags, see if they spell anything.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Conqueror on April 02, 2011, 02:16:47 PM
Quote
   ?   ?  >  >  ??  ??  m  m  ??  ??
According to an online hex to ASCII converter, which may or may not be accurate.

Edit: Okay, so I opened up the mp3 in Audacity. Looking like Morse Code or something similar. Commence efforts to convert.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on April 02, 2011, 04:23:29 PM
Confirming it, it's morse code. Slowing it down to type it down.
EDIT: Forget it. It's not Morse Code.
EDIT2: Not binary either.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 02, 2011, 10:25:33 PM
Is it not morse code because it doesn't make sense, or some sounds don't make letters? If it's the former, try rot13

Alternatively, rot11.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on April 02, 2011, 10:37:31 PM
Is it not morse code because it doesn't make sense, or some sounds don't make letters? If it's the former, try rot13
Normal morse code has spacings that tell out when should you separate characters. The sound has no such thing.

Also HotStuff said all rewards were given out already so yeah. :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 02, 2011, 11:20:25 PM
Will a solution be published ever?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on April 03, 2011, 12:24:14 AM
HotStuff said that he'll wait some days before issuing spoilers so people that want to do the thing themselves can do it.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 03, 2011, 12:51:54 AM
Works. I am content to wait. Also, I'm at about 270K out of 1 mil. Pickle factory set me back, but I'll *probably* end up making it in 4 days.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 04, 2011, 11:15:29 PM
550ishK now~. Don't know why today wasn't that great, but ah well.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on April 05, 2011, 06:55:36 AM
April's IotM is out right now!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on April 05, 2011, 09:21:12 AM
YESSSSS
A VIP IS ME
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on April 05, 2011, 09:23:06 AM
A VIP IS ME

And me!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on April 05, 2011, 09:39:57 AM
Let's hand out on the hot tub, bby.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on April 05, 2011, 05:51:14 PM
And me!
Thirded~
Finally, I got to put my gift of a Mr. Accessory to good use. :3
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 05, 2011, 06:49:53 PM
Ugh, just realized, I won't be able to meat farm today, so we'll be delayed a bit on hobosmashing.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on April 05, 2011, 06:51:32 PM
Holy christ so many VIP fellas.
PARTY @ HOT TUB
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on April 06, 2011, 01:55:21 AM
Once I get paid thursday, I will join you in the hot tub.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on April 06, 2011, 01:31:49 PM
So the wav, converted into binary?
IT WAS A QR ALL ALONG
CONQUEROR YOU WERE RIGHT
AAAHHHHHHHHH
EDIT: The code in question.

XXXXXXX.X.X.XX.XX.XXXXXXX
X.....X..XXXXXX...X.....X
X.XXX.X.XXX..XXX..X.XXX.X
X.XXX.X.XXX.X.X...X.XXX.X
X.XXX.X.X..XXX..X.X.XXX.X
X.....X...XX.X....X.....X
XXXXXXX.X.X.X.X.X.XXXXXXX
..........X.X...X........
XXXX..X.X.XXX....X..XXX.X
X.X.X..X..X.X..XX..X...X.
.XX..XXX.XXXXX....XXX....
.X.X...XXXX..XX.X..XXXXXX
XXX.XXX..XX.X.XXXXX.X...X
..XX.X.....XX...XX.XXX..X
.X.XXXXXX.XX..X..XX...XX.
X..XX..XXX.X..X..XX....XX
...XX.XXXX...X..XXXXX.XX.
........X.X....XX...XX.XX
XXXXXXX...X....XX.X.X.X.X
X.....X...XX...XX...XX...
X.XXX.X..X....X.XXXXX.X.X
X.XXX.X.XX.XXX..XXX.XXXXX
X.XXX.X.XX.XXX.X.XXXXXXX.
X.....X.XX.X.X...X...XX..
XXXXXXX.X....XXX.XXXXXXXX
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Conqueror on April 06, 2011, 01:40:02 PM
OH WHAT.

How are we supposed to decode that.

I don't even have a QR reader. :(

Quite clever though, I must say. Congrats to the few who got it.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on April 06, 2011, 01:58:54 PM
OH WHAT.

How are we supposed to decode that.

I don't even have a QR reader. :(
You didn't even need one. (http://zxing.org/w/decode.jspx)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on April 06, 2011, 09:18:17 PM
Quote
You stroll into the VIP Lounge, but your cursed presence is not very welcome. Cursing the moon, you head back to the clan hall proper.
Aww.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on April 07, 2011, 02:17:28 AM
Aww.

Your Bad Moon is bad feng shui D:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on April 08, 2011, 09:56:35 PM
(Long time no post)

I just installed the April Shower (after noticing that nobody else has yet) and put up 4 more Mr. As for sale @ 8.15mil each. I'll probably buy a Clan Looking Glass once they're sold, too.

Don't quite have enough for a Pool Table as well, though.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on April 08, 2011, 10:54:53 PM
Dude. That's a fantastic gift. Thanks a bunch.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on April 08, 2011, 10:55:48 PM
(after noticing that nobody else has yet)

Yeah, I think most of us were feeling a little too poor to shell out for the whole 3 Mr. As ourselves (especially since we'd need a 4th for the actual key) and not getting around to discussing 3 of us each chipping in 1 since they're tradeable. :V

It's appreciated soooooooooo much. :3
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on April 08, 2011, 11:02:15 PM
(Long time no post)

I just installed the April Shower (after noticing that nobody else has yet) and put up 4 more Mr. As for sale @ 8.15mil each. I'll probably buy a Clan Looking Glass once they're sold, too.

Don't quite have enough for a Pool Table as well, though.

Oh wow, thanks for doing so :3

I'm currently level 13 now. Just have to finish up the War Quest (Stupid RNG hates me a lot in the dumb pyramid) and I'll be able to tackle the NS.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on April 08, 2011, 11:35:33 PM
Holy jesus man that is amazing.
Many props.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on April 09, 2011, 12:23:43 AM
(Long time no post)

I just installed the April Shower (after noticing that nobody else has yet) and put up 4 more Mr. As for sale @ 8.15mil each. I'll probably buy a Clan Looking Glass once they're sold, too.

Don't quite have enough for a Pool Table as well, though.
In return I promise to purchase the next piece of Clan Furniture :3c

...Or maybe, actually - how many people do not have VIP keys that would like them?  I... might buy a couple for people!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MatsuriSakuragi on April 09, 2011, 06:08:12 AM
I've been considering getting a key, but I'm also trying to save money at the same time. So... I might be willing to take you up on that offer, as long as no one else desperately wants one more than me. That's really generous of you! <3


(Long time no post)

I just installed the April Shower (after noticing that nobody else has yet) and put up 4 more Mr. As for sale @ 8.15mil each. I'll probably buy a Clan Looking Glass once they're sold, too.

Don't quite have enough for a Pool Table as well, though.

And you as well! Thanks a lot~
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on April 09, 2011, 04:39:58 PM
FINALLY got the Looking Glass installed after some competitive Mr.A pricing (I pulled one of them for the next IotM).

Will be dropping some Potions of Temporary Gr8tness for Hobopolis in a bit. Some other Sauceror potions should follow once I buy some improved fruit.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 09, 2011, 09:07:33 PM
HOBOPOLIS OPENS AT ROLLOVER TONIGHT.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 10, 2011, 03:53:25 AM
HOBOPOLIS IS NOW OPEN. rdj is doin cage bait. GO GO GO!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on April 13, 2011, 06:23:44 AM
Just finished fighting the NS and my Nemesis. I hope I can still make it into Hobopolis
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on April 13, 2011, 07:47:11 AM
I might wander into Hobopolis as well 8O  Even though I should beat the NS and Nemesis tomorrow (I am only a couple adventures short of doing it today D: ), I'm after the Pastamancer Nemesis trophy, which requires at least 10 days to pass... soyeah.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on April 13, 2011, 03:48:47 PM
As I told UK and Arashi yesterday, if I can't make it into Hobopolis in time, y'all can take Burnbarrel if you need to do so for the cold zone.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 13, 2011, 09:28:50 PM
So, here's the essentia of things!

UK: Purple Light District, The Heap, (possibly) Hodgeman
Chaore: Ancient Hobo Buriel Ground
Ruro: Burnbarrel (MAYBE)

Esposure Espalande is still open, and there's about half the town square left. Maybe a little less.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Conqueror on April 14, 2011, 12:43:08 AM
Can anyone just wander into the town square? I might do that to farm some drops, etc.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 14, 2011, 12:48:03 AM
You can, though hobos can be tough if you aren't prepared. And there are a limited number in the town square, so you know.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on April 14, 2011, 06:09:32 AM
Oh hai there

Dear Sir or Madam:

Welcome to the wonderful world of the rich and famous! Enclosed please find your key to your clan's VIP Lounge.

P. S. Don't tell any of your poor friends, as this is a closely-guarded secret among the rich and powerful, but all clan VIP Lounges have identical locks, so this key will work on any of them.

Ta ta!

You acquire an item: Clan VIP Lounge key
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 18, 2011, 02:41:52 AM
Railgun, I notice you tried to take Hodgeman. Ah...generally bosses are called by various people because they have really good drops and you have to be prepared and such for them. And...ah...Hodgeman is my target ^-^. Just for future reference. You lost, so no harm no foul, but something to keep in mind.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 18, 2011, 04:06:18 AM
So. Bout dem Hodgemans

He grabs a battered kerosene lamp from behind his throne of garbage, uses it to relight his stub of a cigar, then throws it at you, bathing you in burning fuel.
Ouch! Ow! Ouch! Oof!
You fend off some of the attack with your shield.
You lose 11 hit points. (hot damage)

Wait, wait, maybe he's a threat if you let him flip out!

He motions toward a spot on the ground behind you, and the skeleton of a hobo bursts out of the earth and chokes you. Man. Even dead hobos respect this guy.
Argh! Eek! Ouch! Eek! Ouch! Eek! Ouch!
You fend off some of the attack with your shield.
You lose 49 hit points. (spooky damage)

Uhhhhh....
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on April 18, 2011, 04:10:02 AM
Railgun, I notice you tried to take Hodgeman. Ah...generally bosses are called by various people because they have really good drops and you have to be prepared and such for them. And...ah...Hodgeman is my target ^-^. Just for future reference. You lost, so no harm no foul, but something to keep in mind.

Sorry. Didn't mean to take him on. I logged on last night not completely alert (didn't sleep at all), and I had a habit of clicking the last adventure link, which happened to take me to Hodgeman. Maybe I should pay more attention to where I'm clicking.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 18, 2011, 04:11:34 AM
Heh, I see. All right, that's understandable. I thought it was a misunderstanding or something~

Anyway, loot time. I've taken what I want

(The Neverending Soda, the Lucky Sock, the Porkpie Hat, and the Bag of Candy. I'll be zapping the bag to complete my chester outfit)

Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 18, 2011, 04:20:52 AM
All right. WE HAVE THREE ITEMS LEFT, AND THREE PEOPLE LEFT!

First come first serve. Triple Factorial, Railgun, and whoever Conquer is, claim from the following three items:

Oscus' Dumpster Waders
Frosty's Nailbat
Ol' Scratch's Stove Door.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on April 18, 2011, 04:32:52 AM
I guess the Nailbat
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Conqueror on April 18, 2011, 04:39:22 AM
Stove Door I suppose?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on April 18, 2011, 04:43:24 AM
Alright, then that leaves Triple Factorial the waders. :3

/me gives out loot~
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Conqueror on April 18, 2011, 04:57:46 AM
Alright, thanks!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on April 18, 2011, 05:34:24 AM
Thanks!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on April 20, 2011, 06:27:32 AM
Anybody here want bottles of agua de vida so they can attempt the wumpus trophy?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on April 20, 2011, 12:32:05 PM
I would love some agua de vida~!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on April 20, 2011, 06:29:19 PM
I sent 5. It should be enough if you're aiming to just get the wumpus trophy. If you want to go for the Future quest, let me know. (Though I'll wait to see if the others would want bottles)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on April 20, 2011, 10:36:35 PM
That would be pretty sweet, but I can't accept them right now, HC restrictions :< Mind setting aside a few bottles for me later?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on April 20, 2011, 11:58:09 PM
That would be pretty sweet, but I can't accept them right now, HC restrictions :< Mind setting aside a few bottles for me later?

Sure, I can do that. I still have 200 something sitting around. Just let me know when. I won't be ascending yet, as I'm attempting to go for the level 30 trophy.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on April 21, 2011, 12:01:18 AM
Sure, I can do that. I still have 200 something sitting around. Just let me know when. I won't be ascending yet, as I'm attempting to go for the level 30 trophy.

Should send a package from the Gift Shop, then you can send it now and she can open it whenever. :3
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MatsuriSakuragi on April 21, 2011, 01:13:38 AM
:o :o :o :o

Garlyle, you're freaking awesome. Thanks a lot! :D

/me brofists.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on April 21, 2011, 01:22:50 AM
Should send a package from the Gift Shop, then you can send it now and she can open it whenever. :3

 :X

I completely forgot about that. *sent*

Anybody else? Just let me know.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Chaore on April 21, 2011, 08:01:56 AM
Fuck Dolphins.

Just. Fuck dolphins.

Also, yeah i'd like some aqua de vide. (Armadilloman in the clan.)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on April 21, 2011, 11:37:07 AM
:o :o :o :o

Garlyle, you're freaking awesome. Thanks a lot! :D

/me brofists.
/me brofists in return

You are welcome :3c
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on April 25, 2011, 06:47:16 PM
Started run 4/6 on this Bad Moon loop, as a Sauceror.

I have had the planets align - I'm two days in and I'm pretty much dead on for speedrunning objectives as far as the bad moon guide is concerned!  It's... kind of spooky.  I'll have to ruin it anyway though (I have to gather a couple hundred colored vials!), so I don't care too much.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on April 25, 2011, 07:04:49 PM
Started run 4/6 on this Bad Moon loop, as a Sauceror.

I have had the planets align - I'm two days in and I'm pretty much dead on for speedrunning objectives as far as the bad moon guide is concerned!  It's... kind of spooky.  I'll have to ruin it anyway though (I have to gather a couple hundred colored vials!), so I don't care too much.

Heyyyy, what a coincidence, I started my 4th on the loop a few days back (though as an AT, and not nearly as smoothly, even before you consider I'm still doing lucre for my Olfaction throughout my run too =P)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on April 26, 2011, 04:20:33 AM
:X

I completely forgot about that. *sent*
I completely forgot about this!

Thank you, Railgun~~~
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on April 26, 2011, 08:23:53 AM
I completely forgot about this!

Thank you, Railgun~~~

You're welcome =)

If you want to aim for the quest, let me know. (*It took me ~20 bottles to complete it*)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on April 26, 2011, 10:28:10 PM
You're welcome =)

If you want to aim for the quest, let me know. (*It took me ~20 bottles to complete it*)
It only took me two... when I was successful.

Adventure with +Non-combats (Sono un Amanten playing in the ballroom, one Deodorant or chunk of rock salt used per bottle, Ring of Conflict equipped) so that the cave shows up more frequently for each bottle you go through; and learn how the hunt itself actually works (I suggest using the map on the wiki).

The hard part is that every once in a while you will start out in a cave right next to the wumpus or a pit, and as a result there's a chance of death wherever you opt to go.  That's what might take you a few tries.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on April 26, 2011, 11:04:29 PM
It only took me two... when I was successful.

Adventure with +Non-combats (Sono un Amanten playing in the ballroom, one Deodorant or chunk of rock salt used per bottle, Ring of Conflict equipped) so that the cave shows up more frequently for each bottle you go through; and learn how the hunt itself actually works (I suggest using the map on the wiki).

The hard part is that every once in a while you will start out in a cave right next to the wumpus or a pit, and as a result there's a chance of death wherever you opt to go.  That's what might take you a few tries.

I didn't mean getting the wumpus trophy. 2 is definitely enough, but 5 in case of RNG hate. I was actually referring to completing the Future (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Future) quest
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on April 26, 2011, 11:15:46 PM
I didn't mean getting the wumpus trophy. 2 is definitely enough, but 5 in case of RNG hate. I was actually referring to completing the Future (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Future) quest
Oh.

Uh.

Nevermind then :3c
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 02, 2011, 08:43:38 PM
Because I keep forgetting the link, I'll put the link to the Mysterious Island Quest war meat calculator right here: http://acme.com/jef/kol/warmeat/
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Conqueror on May 03, 2011, 12:51:26 PM
Here's a free buffbot for the lazy: http://kol.obeliks.de/buffbot/buff
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on May 05, 2011, 03:23:17 AM
Do you enjoy trivia? Do you enjoy ~*~fabuluous prizes~*~?  Some other clan is hosting a team trivia contest (http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/vb/showthread.php?t=187026) for their anniversary!

Anyone who's interested should post in here so we can see how many people we have and form teams thusly. I expect we'll at the least have enough for more than one; if we haven't got an even number of teams' worth interested, people are free to enter to be matched up with other KoLers in need of teams. :3

Though what with this rule and all:
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Q: What if I post all the questions on a public forum, and ask for people to find the answers for me?
A: We will mock you. Also you'll be given no points for that round.
I would like to request for the sake of all our teams that once it starts the actual questions not be discussed here in any way - keep it to PMs (here or IRC)/kmail/private quicktopics, whichever each team prefers.

EDIT: Oh yeah a deadline for y'all would help. I'd like everyone who's interested to sign up in-thread here by May 20th; shouldn't even take the 4 days to form teams but I'd like to leave some wiggle room. =P Also, I personally am not fussy about people having to be good at trivia to join, what matters is that we have fun.

Sign-Up List
1. Arashi - ArashiKurobara, #2118636
2. rdj - rdj522, #2167268
3. UK - UncertainKitten, #1898101
4. Zengar - Cassarenas, #1514183
5. Railgun - ShadowTogetic, #84016
6. Chaore - ArmadilloMan, #2037291
7. Ruro - Sakura Rurouni, #2117721
8. Matsuri - MatsuriSakuragi, #2175911
9. Shim - theshim, #2183908

We accidentally a team #1: Arashi, Ruro, Matsuri
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on May 05, 2011, 03:36:47 AM
Despite being fairly bad a trivia (in my opinion), I'll give this a shot.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on May 05, 2011, 04:06:39 AM
I'm /in
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 05, 2011, 12:14:42 PM
mother of fuck
/in so hard
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on May 05, 2011, 05:46:44 PM
Hm...this trivia thing sounds fun. I'll think about this :3
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Chaore on May 05, 2011, 06:20:00 PM
Ah hell. /in like all fuck. Can't hurt.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 05, 2011, 07:21:49 PM
Edited your post to show I'm in, Arashi~ (and if you all can provide your numbers, I would be glad to add those in as well!)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on May 05, 2011, 08:01:12 PM
Edited your post to show I'm in, Arashi~ (and if you all can provide your numbers, I would be glad to add those in as well!)

's cool, I'm on it. But thanks~
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MatsuriSakuragi on May 05, 2011, 09:42:53 PM
Oh hey, I said I was interested last night. Count me in! :3
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on May 05, 2011, 09:53:02 PM
Oh hey, I said I was interested last night. Count me in! :3

Well, it sounded like you were gonna sleep on it, so I held off. =P
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: theshirn on May 05, 2011, 10:08:07 PM
Serious consideration being given here.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on May 05, 2011, 10:14:00 PM
Serious consideration being given here.

Take your time, deadline's far off and even that can get pushed back - probably won't take 4 days to make up teams and even still signups on the contest end don't actually close on the 24th, I just wanted to leave some breathing room. ^_^
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on May 06, 2011, 12:00:35 AM
I will have to pass.  I am terrible at general trivia.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on May 08, 2011, 07:37:34 PM
Attention! The prizes for Team Trivia have increased! They now stand at:
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Prizes:
1st: 3 Mr A's + 6M Meat, one Mr A and 2M Meat for each member of the winning team.
2nd: 9 million meat, 3 million for each member
3rd: 4.5 million meat, 1.5M meat for each member
random draw: 3 million meat, 1 million for each member. This will be RNG among all teams that score at least one point and did not place.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MatsuriSakuragi on May 08, 2011, 07:54:18 PM
Wow. :o
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 09, 2011, 01:15:36 AM
Holy christ that is one generous contest.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on May 11, 2011, 04:33:14 AM
It seems there's something going on right now. Get your hideous eggs, now!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Conqueror on May 11, 2011, 04:35:25 AM
Crap. Horrible time to ascend my multi.

Edit: So this is the Valhalla update they've been talking about?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on May 11, 2011, 04:49:13 AM
Yup.

...
So far, I can only fly under the swarm to defeat skeletons. I can't do anything if I fly above or into them :c I did get an A.W.O.L. commendation
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Conqueror on May 11, 2011, 05:01:13 AM
Ah, apparently the three choices correspond to which type of weapon you're holding. As in melee, mysticality, ranged.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on May 11, 2011, 05:02:15 AM
...that makes more sense now.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on May 11, 2011, 02:29:46 PM
Man, and I just started a Hardcore Boozetafarian run :ohdear:

If I have to drop Hardcore *twice* just to do stuff...
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 11, 2011, 03:09:56 PM
mass commendations GOGOGO
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 11, 2011, 08:27:41 PM
Man, and I just started a Hardcore Boozetafarian run :ohdear:

If I have to drop Hardcore *twice* just to do stuff...
And now you see why we have the "lol, multis" usergroup.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on May 11, 2011, 09:06:35 PM
Man, and I just started a Hardcore Boozetafarian run :ohdear:

If I have to drop Hardcore *twice* just to do stuff...
It's extremely rare that you ever need to drop out of a run to participate in things!

...Or is this area particularly difficult? D: I haven't even gone there yet...
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on May 11, 2011, 09:09:44 PM
It's extremely rare that you ever need to drop out of a run to participate in things!

...Or is this area particularly difficult? D: I haven't even gone there yet...

You need access to Icy Peak, to get a hideous egg. Though after that, all you need to do is defeat skeletons. The number of skeletons defeated per adventure depends on your weapon and bonus damage.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Chaore on May 12, 2011, 03:56:05 AM
You need access to Icy Peak, to get a hideous egg. Though after that, all you need to do is defeat skeletons. The number of skeletons defeated per adventure depends on your weapon and bonus damage.

To note you need a LOT of bonus damage to kill skeletons effectively. Power as well- Essentially you need a good weapon and acessories to make the most of this event, and in hardcore you have LITTLE capability to be picky about this.

And now you see why we have the "lol, multis" usergroup.

I should really get in on this group now that I think about it. D: I could be getting DOUBLE THE COMMENDATIONS MY GOD.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 12, 2011, 04:00:51 AM
To note you need a LOT of bonus damage to kill skeletons effectively. Power as well- Essentially you need a good weapon and acessories to make the most of this event, and in hardcore you have LITTLE capability to be picky about this.
I dunno if I'm doing this the right way, I'm only using a Zim Merman's guitar (200 base + 30 bonus ranged) that gives me 26 kills per adv.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Chaore on May 12, 2011, 07:01:00 AM
I dunno if I'm doing this the right way, I'm only using a Zim Merman's guitar (200 base + 30 bonus ranged) that gives me 26 kills per adv.

That's pretty much the basic Ranged weapon- iirc you have el vibrato stuff, so rarely for this, I reccomend you just stuff your el vibrato full of attack punchcards. Should get you more!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 12, 2011, 02:07:04 PM
That's pretty much the basic Ranged weapon- iirc you have el vibrato stuff, so rarely for this, I reccomend you just stuff your el vibrato full of attack punchcards. Should get you more!
Eh, works! I get about 30 kills per adv. The thing is that now you can get 60+ kills with +item so yeah :V
Not like I have enough to have more than 15 kills like that tho
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MatsuriSakuragi on May 13, 2011, 03:47:08 AM
Decided I'd just close my eyes and click [buy] on a few medium slimy cysts in hopes of getting two lawn darts for maximizing HP gains at
the Bonewall
. The first two I bought provided neither lawn darts I was looking for, but an old-school flying disc and a Coily (yessss <333). I decided to buy two more, and got two lawn darts. \o/

Oh, and with full gear-- nurse's cap, sea salt scrubs, lawn dart in main hand, lawn dart in off hand, hopping socks, bejeweled pledge pin, and shiny hood ornament = +1570 HP,
and I was killing 40-41 skeletons per adventure.
. I recommend doing this to anyone who has the meat to spare. I think this is the first time I've made a stupid frivolous purchase like this and have it pay off ._.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Conqueror on May 13, 2011, 11:39:42 AM
leather aviator's cap - +5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.

50 AWOL Commendations go go go.

Edit:
Second choice at the Battleship grants skeleton kills for Accordian Thief songs stuck in your head. Get yourself some Buff Bots, load yourself up with high level songs. Got ~40 skeletons with Phat Leon's, Polka of Plenty, and Aria of Annoyance.

Edit 2:

   You defeated 51 skeletons
Wow. You really had the music in you, and that really took some of it out...
   You lose some of an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (5 Adventures)
   You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (5 Adventures)
   You lose some of an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5 Adventures)

Edit 3:
Getting about 60 skeletons per adventure with Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance, Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation, and The Sonata of Sneakiness playing, Mirrored aviator shades equipped, and Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy read.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: 三重階乗 on May 15, 2011, 02:31:25 AM
I honestly thought
Valhalla was going to be destroyed at Rollover
yesterday (Friday the 13th), and wound up wasting
36 A.W.O.L. Commendations on the Tattoo (3 stages of it, anyway) and the Skillbook.

Today, I sold my last Mr.A and bought all sorts of stuff to
buff Meat drops for the Train's Meat car. I managed to get 41 more Commendations, but
I now have less than 10k Meat left. Despite this, I still
hope this goes at least one more day so I can get the last 9 I need for the aviator cap.
Completely drained my Adventures both days, and even took my free sample of Goofballs yesterday for its next-day Withdrawl
to lower my max HP and MP
just in case (I had some all-purpose cleaner waiting if
the invasion did end
).

Now that I've said all this, it'll probably end this Rollover and make these Commendations a waste. Lord knows how expensive that cap will be in the Mall (I'm surprised it's even tradable).
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on May 15, 2011, 02:55:42 AM
Event should end Monday, so I've heard.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 15, 2011, 03:11:14 AM
Skeletons for +meat? I'm Fucking game.
E: Easy 77 kills per adv? fuck year
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Conqueror on May 15, 2011, 05:50:15 AM
05/15/11 12:47:01 Liastorin bought 1 (beaten-up Chucks) for 133000 Meat.
05/15/11 12:46:01 Kamui Hyuga bought 6 (El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)) for 246000 Meat.
05/15/11 12:33:39 Dragoon48900 bought 1 (vinyl shield) for 210000 Meat.
05/15/11 12:21:56 Zach da Great bought 1 (vinyl shield) for 220000 Meat.
05/15/11 01:56:43 Syujinkou bought 20 (abominable blubber) for 470000 Meat.
05/14/11 23:36:29 now wait for last year bought 1 (Mer-kin sneakmask) for 350000 Meat.
05/14/11 22:58:16 waijee bought 1 (ant agonist) for 9980 Meat.
05/14/11 22:15:09 FractaLP bought 16 (ant agonist) for 110240 Meat.
05/14/11 22:14:49 Yosarian2 bought 2 (panty raider camouflage) for 95980 Meat.
05/14/11 22:12:09 Jayeless bought 1 (ant agonist) for 6890 Meat.
05/14/11 22:11:58 Yosarian2 bought 16 (Swabbie? swab) for 127840 Meat.
05/14/11 22:11:54 Zilith Ultimate bought 1 (ant agonist) for 6890 Meat.
05/14/11 21:34:05 AubriAnne bought 39 (photoprotoneutron torpedo) for 181350 Meat.
05/14/11 13:06:57 LeChaim bought 17 (Lockenstock? sandals) for 11390 Meat.
05/14/11 10:08:11 Inflatable Susan bought 1 (black paisley oyster egg) for 9400 Meat.
05/14/11 10:06:38 Mogwoggle bought 1 (black paisley oyster egg) for 9400 Meat.
05/14/11 09:39:01 Inspector Gadget bought 2 (black polka-dot oyster egg) for 15920 Meat.
05/14/11 09:34:52 Antic the Fearless bought 5 (black polka-dot oyster egg) for 39800 Meat.
05/14/11 09:26:54 Rotini the Moist bought 1 (black polka-dot oyster egg) for 7960 Meat.
05/14/11 09:25:33 Rotini the Moist bought 1 (black polka-dot oyster egg) for 7960 Meat.
05/14/11 09:24:07 iangb bought 4 (black polka-dot oyster egg) for 31840 Meat.
05/14/11 09:21:27 RNGHeHateMe bought 1 (red snowcone) for 5950 Meat.
05/14/11 09:17:49 Punsoe bought 1 (Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler) for 61500 Meat.
Total income: 2,369,290 Meat.

I've never seen so much meat before.  :qq:
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on May 15, 2011, 06:56:09 PM
Total income: 1,560,290 Meat.
I've never seen so much meat before.  :qq:

Not bad. I'm still holding the snow cones in my store at 999,999,999 meat. Gonna sell them all once I'm going to ascend. Probably the same for my spare Alice's Army cards, though I've sold some already.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on May 17, 2011, 06:52:35 PM
Ascension update has been rolled out! Among the changes are special challenges that are rotated seasonally.

Quote
[13:43] <Chaore> Seal Clubber, Bees Hate you, Blender... Okay, Ready to go~
[...]
[13:46] <Chaore> And I'm through.
[13:46] <Chaore> >seal Clubbing Club
[13:46] <Chaore> OH GOD THIS WAS A BAD IDEA.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Chaore on May 17, 2011, 07:44:53 PM
That is about summing up my Bees Hate You run so far right there.

CAN'T DRINK BOOZE OR BOWLS OF COTTAGE BECAUSE BS

Thank god I have my bunny. And that sweet ninja swords are sold by npcs.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on May 17, 2011, 11:19:25 PM
>Bees hate you

...w-what?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Chaore on May 18, 2011, 05:31:10 AM
>Bees hate you

...w-what?

To put it succintly- I can not use anything with a b. ANYTHING.

I can put on equips with bs, but I lose 10% of my hp at the start of combat for doing so. I am also faced with BEE ENEMIES as wandering enemies, and they are DICKS and scale with me.

That club? That club took 30% of my hp each combat. Oh and bottles of tequila etc? I can't drink those. Because of bees.

Oh. And the entire NS tower? FUCKING. BEES. BEEEEEEES.

Bees. My god.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Byaaakuren on May 18, 2011, 05:41:22 AM
To put it succintly- I can not use anything with a b. ANYTHING.

I can put on equips with bs, but I lose 10% of my hp at the start of combat for doing so. I am also faced with BEE ENEMIES as wandering enemies, and they are DICKS and scale with me.

That club? That club took 30% of my hp each combat. Oh and bottles of tequila etc? I can't drink those. Because of bees.

Oh. And the entire NS tower? FUCKING. BEES. BEEEEEEES.

Bees. My god.

Oh GOD! WHYYYYY???
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Chaore on May 18, 2011, 06:19:37 AM
Oh GOD! WHYYYYY???

Because the game was too dull without more challenges.

In all seriousness- I am digging beecore. I have forgotten what DEFEAT AND PAIN tasted like. This is a refreshing reminder, and it's certainly -way- more interesting and fun than normal HC. My only hope is that it doesn't give out equips at the end based on class or I'm going to have to do 5 more runs, and make all 6 under 15 days to get them while beecore is profitable.

I suppose this means I'm a masochist now though. Damnit.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 18, 2011, 10:09:24 AM
I just realized, Beecore makes Brimstone items comically self-injuring. :3c
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on May 18, 2011, 08:18:35 PM
You don't know pain until you've played Bad Moon Sauceror.

Ughhhhhh this is terrible and painful and god damnit I am never doing this run again once I complete it D:

(I can face the bees when I finish this run)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on May 18, 2011, 08:22:17 PM
You don't know pain until you've played Bad Moon Sauceror.

Ughhhhhh this is terrible and painful and god damnit I am never doing this run again once I complete it D:

OK so it's NOT just me?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Garlyle on May 18, 2011, 09:36:22 PM
No, it's not.

Sauceror has damage caps that make the value of bonus spell damage highly limited, and work best when they're able to maintain an extremely high MP count for all of their buffs.  In Bad Moon, that can be really, really hard, especially with the fact that you will be playing with very little meat most of the time.

It's... argh I hate it.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on May 19, 2011, 08:42:31 AM
By the way, everyone, with all the hubbub surrounding the world event that just passed and the resulting ascension changes, don't forget that signups to be on one of the MotK teams for the trivia contest are near closing!

EDIT: Though do note that we're one person shy of exactly three teams right now, and I think we had one undecided... :3 (Also: maybe make teams Team Reimu/Team Marisa/Team... either Sanae or Sakuya I dunno which and I'd want to be on Marisa anyway so I don't really care? :V)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 19, 2011, 12:59:04 PM
By the way, everyone, with all the hubbub surrounding the world event that just passed and the resulting ascension changes, don't forget that signups to be on one of the MotK teams for the trivia contest are near closing!
HYPE GEEEEEEEET
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Chaore on May 19, 2011, 08:36:18 PM
By the way, everyone, with all the hubbub surrounding the world event that just passed and the resulting ascension changes, don't forget that signups to be on one of the MotK teams for the trivia contest are near closing!

EDIT: Though do note that we're one person shy of exactly three teams right now, and I think we had one undecided... :3 (Also: maybe make teams Team Reimu/Team Marisa/Team... either Sanae or Sakuya I dunno which and I'd want to be on Marisa anyway so I don't really care? :V)

Clearly the third team should be team Youmu.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on May 19, 2011, 08:39:05 PM
Clearly the third team should be team Youmu.

Eh, I'm not fussy, and I'm not even necessarily attached to Touhou-relevant team names, I'd be cool with teams picking their own names. Was just a thought, and Sanae and Sakuya are both third player characters in games with three. :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 19, 2011, 10:13:13 PM
It needs to be Team Sanae.

_MIRACLES/_
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MatsuriSakuragi on May 19, 2011, 11:01:21 PM
It needs to be Team Sanae.

_MIRACLES/_

Sanae <3
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on May 19, 2011, 11:17:45 PM
OK I *would* gladly be on an Arashi/Ruro/Matsuri Team Sanae. :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 20, 2011, 02:49:39 AM
If so then I'm claiming TEAM DRAGONFORCE Team SRX!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 21, 2011, 03:16:49 AM
Right then, so if me, Arashi, and Matsy are a team, that's still another team and two-thirds' currently that need grouping. Anyone else want to sign up so we can have an even 3 teams of 3?

As it stands, here's where we are:

Sign-Up List
1. Arashi - ArashiKurobara, #2118636
2. rdj - rdj522, #2167268
3. UK - UncertainKitten, #1898101
4. Zengar - Cassarenas, #1514183
5. Railgun - ShadowTogetic, #84016
6. Chaore - ArmadilloMan, #2037291
7. Ruro - Sakura Rurouni, #2117721
8. Matsuri - MatsuriSakuragi, #2175911
9.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on May 22, 2011, 05:24:18 AM
woooooo shim said yes in IRC. So hey, remaining 6 of you, make teams. :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 22, 2011, 05:39:11 AM
Claiming UK and shim instantly to team srx
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: theshirn on May 22, 2011, 05:53:33 AM
Best team?

Best team.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 22, 2011, 06:14:28 AM
Best team leitmotif?
Best team leitmotif. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxZ0KpnPEho&feature=related)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on May 22, 2011, 06:41:05 AM
OK I guess this means our teams are, unless anyone has objections:

Maidens of the Kaleidoscope - Team SRX: Zengar, UK, theshim
Maidens of the Kaleidoscope - Team Virtual Star Hasseigaku: Arashi, Ruro, Matsuri
Maidens of the Kaleidoscope - as-yet-unnamed team: rdj, Chaore, Railgun

All teams should select a captain (and probably a name just because :V), who should send their team roster to Ranger Bill XX (#739339) within the next couple days. It appears that either KoL forum or k-mail are acceptable for this, though it's probably best to use in-game names/numbers for the roster whichever method you use. The captain will also be the one to submit answer sheets during the contest itself. The answers *do* have to go through k-mail.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 22, 2011, 07:48:37 AM
Sent team roster!

Yes I'm claiming capn' through sheer speed is that wrong
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 22, 2011, 07:48:48 PM
Maidens of the Kaleidoscope - [as-yet-unnamed team #1]: Arashi, Ruro, Matsuri
Team Virtual Star Hasseigaku. 8)

As for the team captain, I'll have to decline the opportunity. Not sure if I'll be able to have the time to be around long enough to do much else than contribute answers. If either you or Matsuri wants it, go ahead.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on May 22, 2011, 07:51:44 PM
Team Virtual Star Hasseigaku. 8)

As for the team captain, I'll have to decline the opportunity. Not sure if I'll be able to have the time to be around long enough to do much else than contribute answers. If either you or Matsuri wants it, go ahead.

I'm cool with captaining. And with the name. :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MatsuriSakuragi on May 22, 2011, 08:37:48 PM
Excellent name, and I think it's safe to say that Arashi knows more about KoL than I do, so she can be the captain :3
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on May 22, 2011, 09:03:40 PM
and I think it's safe to say that Arashi knows more about KoL

Well, I think the trivia is gonna be general knowledge, not just KoL stuff, though it hasn't really been specified. But I think we'll be in good shape either way. ^_^
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: theshirn on May 22, 2011, 09:06:22 PM
KoL trivia will probably kill me, but completely useless random knowledge I am a bloody veritable fount of.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 23, 2011, 12:02:24 AM
>You contributed 15000000 Meat to your clan's coffer.

Numbers on my side, doo dah doo dah
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 26, 2011, 12:08:27 AM
>refuse to adventure until the stars align and the bounty hunts are conducive to your quests
>end up with all the adventures you need for a full Arrrbor Day run

_o_/
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on June 01, 2011, 07:21:28 PM
Trivia week 1 (http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/vb/showthread.php?t=187474) GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO. :V
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on June 01, 2011, 07:28:08 PM
Do we quicktopic it up or three teams into one?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: XephyrEnigma on June 01, 2011, 07:32:36 PM
This trivia has absolutely nothing to do with KoL. I am disappoint.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on June 01, 2011, 07:33:14 PM
Hey, it's the first week only! We might be seeing other topics in the future.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: XephyrEnigma on June 01, 2011, 07:40:39 PM
Hey, it's the first week only! We might be seeing other topics in the future.

True as that may be, my point still stands.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on June 01, 2011, 07:42:03 PM
Do we quicktopic it up or three teams into one?

Quicktopic it up. Otherwise it'd be cheating. =P
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Tamer Anode/Cathode on June 06, 2011, 12:59:33 AM
Well, due to the convincing of some people on #meido and not having anything better to do, I'm finally trying this out.

TheAdjectiveColossal (#2245530)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on June 06, 2011, 05:47:59 AM
So I've again started contemplating the rumpus room furniture. We started with meat plants when we were all young and broke, but at least a couple slots might now be better served by +adv furniture instead, for example. I'm gonna do ahead and break down each changeable (i.e. not the ball pit :V) slot's items: bold is our current item, italics are what I'm considering a change to if we change.

In general, +adv and meat-giving items are not usable in hardcore or ronin; I have no idea about +PVP fights items but I'm pretty sure no one in our clan actually gives a crap. Stat gyms are usable at any time, but generally meh.

A Nail in the Wall:
(The girls calendar vs. boys calendar is pretty much a purely aethetic decision, I figure most of you would prefer the latter =P)

An Empty Bookshelf:

An Unused Outlet:
(As far as I can tell from the wiki, the jukebox is usable in HC/ronin, and I know from experience the claw game is. The soda machines is not but it's just 3/day MP restorer.)

An Empty Endtable:

A Threadbare Rug:
(The sofa is identical to sleeping in your campground except it restores level*5 HP/MP WHY WOULD YOU EVER BUY THIS)

A Dusty Corner:
(Snack machine is not usable in HC/ronin and honestly I'm inclined to leave the meat plant anyway.)

We've got more than enough meat in the coffer to afford any changes, I was just too lazy to cut them out when copypasting from wiki.

Anyway, thoughts?
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: UncertainJakutten on June 06, 2011, 05:51:13 AM
Vote:  Boys of Loathing Calendar (Members receive 3 extra Adventures per day - 50,000 Meat)
A Collection of Self-Help Books (Members receive 5 extra Adventures per day - 100,000 Meat)
A Jukebox (Members can listen to songs, granting beneficial effects - 150,000 Meat)
An Inspirational Desk Calendar (Members receive 1 extra Adventure per day - 20,000 Meat
Um, about Sofa: I THINK it doesn't cost an adventure. I could be wrong though. If it doesn't cost an adventure, it's VERY useful.
 A Potted Meat Tree (Members can pick 1000 Meat per day - 200,000 Meat)

Those are my selections
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on June 06, 2011, 05:57:26 AM
Um, about Sofa: I THINK it doesn't cost an adventure. I could be wrong though. If it doesn't cost an adventure, it's VERY useful.

Nope, it totally does. :V If it didn't I would be all the hell over that even if it were only outside of HC/ronin.

EDIT BECAUSE DOUBLE POSTING IS SILLY: For trivia kids - Google and the like are officially allowed (http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/vb/showpost.php?p=3939823&postcount=57). Knock yourselves out!
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: theshirn on June 06, 2011, 02:26:38 PM
Gonna have to agree with your highlights, Arashi.  Meat is nice, but adventures are moreso.

Also googlans.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on June 06, 2011, 02:48:48 PM
I pick:

A Nail in the Wall: Boys of Loathing Calendar (Members receive 3 extra Adventures per day - 50,000 Meat) I like to imagine this working like one of those 'shirtless firemen' calendars.
An Empty Bookshelf: A Collection of Self-Help Books (Members receive 5 extra Adventures per day - 100,000 Meat) Which is to say, no change.
An Unused Outlet: A Jukebox (Members can listen to songs, granting beneficial effects - 150,000 Meat) We had this for a while before the crane game, and I found it pretty useful. The only interesting things from the crane game are the Heart Necklace and the pack of KWE trading cards.
An Empty Endtable: An Inspirational Desk Calendar (Members receive 1 extra Adventure per day - 20,000 Meat)
A Threadbare Rug: A Tan-U-Lots Tanning Bed (Allows members to improve their Moxie - 50,000 Meat)
A Dusty Corner: A Potted Meat Tree (Members can pick 1000 Meat per day - 200,000 Meat) Might as well leave one of the meat drop plants around, if there's nothing better available here.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Janitor Morgan on June 06, 2011, 03:35:40 PM
My picks:

--either calendar (functionally the same, so may as well pick the one that more people like)
--self-help books
--jukebox
--desk calendar
--tanning bed
--potted meat tree
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: KennyMan666 on June 06, 2011, 03:36:00 PM
Why did I never see this thread before. (probably because I don't pay any attention to this forum at all.)

If anyone cares, I'm the leader of a clan called Random Gamers and Candy Clan, that has been seeing too much inactivity lately. It's the clan of the people who helped me get into the game back in 2006 (and am now the leader on account of how most of the other people sadly have ceased caring about the game), so I do have kind of a personal connection to it, and is a bit unwilling to leave it, even though the sad truth is that I forked over two Mr. A's myself when it was time to get the clan shower. Only one donated for anf the other from the mall, but stil... fully-stocked Rumpus Room (for what we deemed to be the most beneficial for both Hardcore and Aftercore - Calendar, Self-Help Books, Klaw Machine, Sofa, Meat Bush, Meat Plant and a ball pit with a downright sad amount of balls) and VIP Lounge (everything). I'm not asking anyone to join it unless you want to, but I will welcome anyone who does.

90+ ascensions and counting, and one of the few remaining dedicated HCT ascenders in the kingdom... just got done with a long string of 100% familiar runs, so now I can finally get back to playing just like I want to.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Chaore on June 06, 2011, 04:31:44 PM
Vote:
A Nail in the Wall: Boys of Loathing Calendar (Members receive 3 extra Adventures per day - 50,000 Meat) (I'm going to assume we don't have the girl's calender, so yeah. I suppose the time I would use staring at a women's calender can be used adventuring now. \o/)
An Empty Bookshelf: A Collection of Self-Help Books (Members receive 5 extra Adventures per day - 100,000 Meat) (Yeah no need to change this (even if lack of hardcore use)
An Unused Outlet: A Jukebox (Members can listen to songs, granting beneficial effects - 150,000 Meat) (I could use these buffs so much more than more crap- I have the VIP room claw for that. :V)
An Empty Endtable: An Inspirational Desk Calendar (Members receive 1 extra Adventure per day - 20,000 Meat) (More adventures for the adventure god.)
A Threadbare Rug: A Comfy Sofa (Members can rest, restoring HP and MP - 100,000 Meat) (okay you're all looking at me weird, I'll explain thusly. YOU CAN USE THE SOFA IN BEECORE. This would be wonderful because in beecore you have nothing but the god damn ground most of the time. Hell, right now I'd gain 50 more HP and MP if we had the sofa and it would be very helpful. Given many others are about to enter beecore as well, I think a lot of people could get use of this.)
A Dusty Corner: A Potted Meat Tree (Members can pick 1000 Meat per day - 200,000 Meat) (Yeah, No change here.)
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: MatsuriSakuragi on June 06, 2011, 05:05:19 PM
Switch whatever is necessary for more adventures-- the meat plants were nice when just starting, but once you're able to meatgrind, you can get that much in just a couple adventures (if not more). Also in favor of ditching the claw machine for the jukebox or something (I've got multiples upon multiples of all the stuffed toys it has to offer, and they don't really serve a purpose beyond 'ooooh I want to collect them all', so. :P )
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: XephyrEnigma on June 06, 2011, 05:33:28 PM
Still, you might want to keep one plant around. but yeah, what this guy said.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on June 06, 2011, 06:38:50 PM
Gonna have to agree with your highlights, Arashi.  Meat is nice, but adventures are moreso.
This. I would have voted for the crane, but ~*~deluxe crane~*~
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on June 06, 2011, 08:07:37 PM
I like to imagine this working like one of those 'shirtless firemen' calendars.

They are, in fact, exactly (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Boys_of_Loathing_Calendar) that (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Girls_of_Loathing_Calendar).

A Threadbare Rug: A Comfy Sofa (Members can rest, restoring HP and MP - 100,000 Meat) (okay you're all looking at me weird, I'll explain thusly. YOU CAN USE THE SOFA IN BEECORE. This would be wonderful because in beecore you have nothing but the god damn ground most of the time. Hell, right now I'd gain 50 more HP and MP if we had the sofa and it would be very helpful. Given many others are about to enter beecore as well, I think a lot of people could get use of this.)

OK yeah this didn't dawn on me. I would totally be cool with putting up a comfy sofa at the very least until Bees Hate You is no longer the current seasonal challenge, if not for the forseeable future.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on June 06, 2011, 11:53:06 PM
Ah, the comfy sofa being usable in Beecore hadn't occurred to me either. In that case, yeah, you should go for that (until you guys perm Disco Power Nap, at least BV). Also, sandcastles! But those use bricks of sand :(

Any change we make now doesn't have to be permanent, so I change my vote to Comfy Sofa at least until beecore is no longer the seasonal challenge.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on June 07, 2011, 01:24:50 AM
OK, on further reading the jukebox is not usable in HC/ronin, the wiki just didn't say near the start like the soda and snack machines did. >=|

I think it's still the best choice because the claw game isn't really good for anything besides a little extra day 1 pocket money, but for the moment I'm going to make the other changes but leave that in case anyone's got an opinion with that error of mine corrected. :3
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on June 07, 2011, 03:35:02 PM
OK, on further reading the jukebox is not usable in HC/ronin
Aww. Well, it's still the most useful of the things that could go there, so I say go for it anyway.
Title: Re: Splat! Whack! Barf! - MotK invades the Kingdom of Loathing
Post by: KennyMan666 on June 07, 2011, 08:02:29 PM
A clan without a Mr. Klaw in the Rumpus Room is not a clan worth being in.