Maidens of the Kaleidoscope
~Beyond the Border~ => Daiyousei's Cold Storage => Topic started by: Videogamer555 on November 06, 2010, 08:21:21 AM
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I'll take the challenge if it will unban me.
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Sorry buddy, it's over. If we have to use force to motivate you to follow the rules then this isn't the place for you. Go shit up some other forum.
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If begging for mercy won't work, then I'll take the challenge. I NEED access to a forum DEDICATED and IN ENGLISH to help me work through bugs, like HOW THE HECK do I get my network game working. Even if not for conversation I NEED it for the technical expertice. Plese let me take the challenge. You may have blocked the forums but the web page containing the challenge is still in my internet cache so I can still read it, and take the challenge.
Please give me a chance through this challenge.
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http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/fighting-games/touhou-12-3-hisoutensoku-unthinkable-natural-law/t.59076863/
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I'll take the challenge. I swear to God I will. I'll have it done in 5 days. I have picked challenge 1, the historical one with Cirno as president.
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i'm sure your new friends at gaia will be delighted to read it
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No!!!!!!!!!!
I was given a challenge. It was to last 5 days. The admin can not remove the challenge before 5 days has passed.
Besides gaia is a HENTAI site. I've seen the crap on that. I never went back.
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I don't think you get it. You got banned for two weeks for posting really bad threads, then you screamed mod abuse for "deleting your account" when it was ALL OVER THE FORUMS that we were resetting accounts as part of a forum software upgrade. You proceeded to bandodge 5 times, that alone being more than enough justification for a permaban, and getting caught each time, and each time proving you never really improved as a poster. We gave you one last chance, despite all the previous evidence, and you went STRAIGHT back to what got you banned in the first place.
And not only that, but you got hostile and claimed ignorance of the rules when confronted. That excuse doesn't work period. It's a little different for a brand new user, but you've been banned again and again and again, so ignorance of the rules is nowhere near a valid excuse.
Plus you've already failed a snowball challenge once.
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But I was given a challenge. I whined about it. But I very well intend to complete it. I'll be VERY well done! I'll show you what I'm made of! I'll show you how I can write fiction based on history. I swear I will do it and succeed with flying colors.
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You still don't get it. A challenge isn't just going to wipe your slate clean.
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I know, but it will hopefully at least remove this ban. And I won't be an ass and need to be rebanned. I'll just have to read more carefully the rules next time (if there is a next time) so I don't get the banhammer again :( .
Now off to writing on this. I'll have it done in 5 days time, I SWEAR I will.
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Besides gaia is a HENTAI site. I've seen the crap on that. I never went back.
http://snesorama.us/board/showthread.php?t=40853
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Oh man this reply cracked me up,
http://snesorama.us/board/showpost.php?p=342934&postcount=4
Gee this sounds familiar. Ignoring rules and stickies, posting out of place, and when told by a staff member you're not following the rules, you get hostile and claim you're somehow immune from them.
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http://www.warsow.net/forum/viewtopic.php?id=20825
Where have I seen this before..?
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http://tales.namco.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=2664636&sid=f4a150c4d97a96aed98e2f322b36c0f8#2664636
Man you can't write this kind of comedy gold.
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http://www.youtube.com/user/BenHutchinson1
Nice account ban!
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http://www.bautforum.com/showthread.php/91874-Nostradamus-and-2012?p=1549936
Oh god I'm giggling so hard I woke my brother up.
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http://www.bautforum.com/showthread.php/91832-Sci-fi-movies-or-TV-shows-that-have-bad-science?p=1548815
Oh man ahaha
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http://forums.yoshiart.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=502
I BEG YOU I MUST HAVE IT
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http://www.petitiononline.com/BSZDAWii/petition.html
http://www.retrogamer.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=14855&start=30#p498401
http://forums.animeseed.com/showthread.php?t=2322
http://forums.khinsider.com/music-theatre/155479-im-having-trouble-downloading-halo-sound-track.html
Do you just steal everything that isn't nailed down? I don't think you've ever bought anything in your life at this rate.
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http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/278681?search=Yachiru <--- nsfw for other peeps
I thought you hated hentai?
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http://www.warsow.net/forum/viewtopic.php?id=20642
I agree, we should make a VideoGamer555 subforum.
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http://www.anime-forums.com/showthread.php?113114-ummm...Am-I-f***ed-!&p=3070796#post3070796 (http://www.anime-forums.com/showthread.php?113114-ummm...Am-I-f***ed-!&p=3070796#post3070796)
http://forum.lu.scio.us/showthread.php?p=230650#post230650
My god you are a depraved human being.
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http://www.warsow.net/forum/viewtopic.php?id=20671
Hmmm bandoding and begging for mercy, where have we heard this before.
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You even have a Encyclopedia Dramatica entry, good job!
AnimeDude/Bankai Ichigo/Rockman X/test user Picture: http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj243/videogamer_01/DSCN2906.jpg
Anime is a festering idiot who is nearly halfway at Chris Hanssen's level of stupidity. He's smart enough to use a proxy, but not smart enough to know when to quit. More of a really pathetically retarded idiot than a troll, he goes everywhere being a little fag who thinks he knows everything and bitching and fueding about shit that's not important or no one really cares about, tries to back up his self proclaimation that he knows a shitload about anime and video games with Googled or Wiki'd information, and even seems to be unable to tell anime from real life, as seen here: http://www.aerislives.com/converse.php?u=7255&u2=16283
He thinks he's cool, but he's sorely mistaken on that part. He logged into AL and at first got into a heated debate over how pirating and ripping software is illegal but modding a Xbox isn't, then started being an all around faggot. And what's worse is, the little buttmunch doesn't know when to take a hint. After being banned for constant idiocy on AL, he made a new account, Bankai Ichigo. After that was banned he made a third, Rockman X, then finally a fourth called test user after THAT. What he didn't do right was actually try to disguise his general attitude, and wait more than a day between the banning and creation of each account.
But that's not all. The little turd tends to migrate from site to site pulling this shtick. In fact, here's some others:
Anime's shit fanfic: http://www.hongfire.com/forum/showthread.php?t=111133
Anime thinking he's all badass with a sword: http://uselessjunk.net/showthread.php?t=286873
Anime being a total retard: http://www.warsow.net/forum/viewtopic.php?id=20671
Anime yet again being a retard and soliciting his shit fanfic: http://www.anime-forums.com/showthread.php?p=2895934
Anime's Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/animedude5555
Anyone that feels like it, feel free to bash the fuck out of this guy until he goes insane.
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http://www.nvhforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=17573&start=0
http://bensgaming.forumotion.com/
Just when I thought it couldn't get any better!
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In the beginning, the universe was empty. Then the 3 goddesses came. They were Utsuho (Goddess of the Sun), Cirno (Goddess of Ice), and Iku (Goddess of Lightning). Together they created the earth and populated it with life. The last thing they did was to create 3 united triangles made of magical gold called the Triforce. Each of the 3 pieces represented a virtue: courage, power, and wisdom. They sealed it in the sacred Golden Land, never to be tarnished by the hands of evil.
Thousands of years passed and people, especially those in the kingdom of Gensokyo, lived happily. Then one day, a dark vampire named Remilia from the tribe of the Gerudo Thieves came across a portal to the Golden Land. She entered and seized the triforce. However, she was only able to hold onto the part that most suited her, power. The other 2 parts fled to those who they were best suited for. Reimu got the Triforce of Courage, and Princess Marisa got the Triforce of Wisdom. Remilia though used the Triforce of Power now obtained to spread her evil and turn the Golden Land into the Dark World. Years passed, and this event wasn't known. Then one day dark powers began leaking from the portal to the Golden Land. The king of Gensokyo sent 7 sages to seal the portal. After the sealing of the portal, decades passed in peace. Then one day the king got an adviser. Her name was Sakuya. With her magic knives she was able to cast spells of healing and work great miracles. Everybody was happy. That is until the king began to get suspicous and ordered Sakuya to leave the castle forever. Immediately she used her dark powers and knives to murder the king. After that she began abducting the decedents of 7 sages and making them disappear. These were 7 maidens. After the first 6 were gone, only one remained. She was Princess Marisa. Her time of destiny was drawing nigh.
Now one day Reimu hears a voice calling telepathically from Gensokyo Castle. It is Princess Marisa. Quickly, Reimu leaves her house and heads to the castle. Here she finds her uncle wounded from battle. He gives her his shield and sword. Hurrying to the dungeon of the castle, she finds Princess Marisa. After dispatching guards with her sword, and also the spell Spirit Sign: Fantasy Seal, she goes on to rescue Marisa. They quickly make their way through a secret passage to the Sanctuary. A man there tells Reimu of the quest she must go on to find the Master Sword and to defeat evil Sakuya and Remilia. After dispatching enemies, gathering new items and weapons, and defeating 3 dungeon bosses, she finally has the 3 pendants needed to get the Master Sword. Now she quickly makes her way up to the Lost Woods. After searching around, she finds the sword in the stone pedestal. She draws the sword and powerful magic energy flashes around. The fog clears out of the forest in the presence of this great power. No sooner has she gotten the Master Sword than she hears the telepathic message from Marisa, "Quick! The soldiers have come into the Sanctuary! Help! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" Quickly returning to the Sanctuary, Reimu finds Marisa gone, and the old man wounded fatally. His last words are, "Head to the castle. That's where they took her". Then he dies. Reimu runs off to Gensokyo Castle. She quickly makes her way to the top of the castle, slaughtering the evil dark soldiers on the way with the Master Sword. When she gets to Sakuya's room, she sees Marisa lying on a table with Sakuya standing over her. "LET HER GO NOW!" Reimu says. "NEVER!" is Sakuya's reply, "I shall now make Marisa disappear before your eyes! Behold, the last moments of Princess Marisa! Ho ho!". Then the spell chanting begins "Zoku zoku samba. Loba laku jako. Ra ra zappa!". Instantly there's a brilliant flash of light, and Marisa is gone! "Sakuya, prepare to die!" shouts Reimu. "I'll be the one doing the killing!" shouts Sakuya, "By the power of the Dark Hadou. HADOUKEN!". Immediately a fireball shoots out of her hands, but it's sent right back by Reimu's quick swing of the Master Sword. "AAAAHHH!!" shout's Sakuya, as she's hit by her own attack, "I'll be leaving to the Dark World for now, but I'm taking you with me!". Instantly they are sent through a vortex of magic power to the Dark World.
Now they landed in far separated areas of the Dark World, so it seems Sakuya has managed to escape for now. Quickly, Reimu goes out searching for how to rescue the princess, who's trapped in one of the 7 dungeons of the Dark World. She searches every nook and cranny, and rescues the other 6 maidens, each of whom gives her clues on how to find Marisa. After going to the 7th dungeon, she finally rescues the princess who can now return to the Light World. Quickly, Reimu sets off to finish the quest and destroy evil forever. She now heads to Remilia's Castle. There she is confronted by Sakuya again. This time though Sakuya has 2 energy clones of herself. After detecting a pattern on how to find the real Sakuya, Reimu has no problem dispatching Sakuya by deflecting her fireball attacks right back at her with the Master Sword. Out of the corpse of Sakuya comes a ghostly bat. It says "I'm Remilia, Sakuya was just an alternate form I used to invade the Light World without suspicion. I'll see you in the Pyramid of Power! HA HA HA HA!". Reimu now runs to the bomb shop and buys a super bomb. Then hurrying to the Pyramid of Power, she sets it down by a large crack, blowing it wide open. With this done, she goes in and the power of the Great Fairy turns her arrows into silver arrows, the only weapon capable of putting an end to Remilia's rain of terror. She then runs back outside, and runs up the stairs to the top. Now she jumps through the hole in the roof of the pyramid where Remilia in bat form has crashed through.
During the ensuing battle, it seemed as if the entire universe itself quaked from these 2 mighty warriors going at it. At last, Reimu shoots a silver arrow through the vampire's heart. Remilia is dead.
Reimu then proceeds to the room where the Triforce is waiting. All of the pieces of the triforce are back together, and await their new master, the one who has wisdom, courage, and power; the hero who has killed the evil one. Reimu uses the power to turn the Dark World back into the the Golden Land. After returning to the regular world, she seals the sacred realm with her powers, so that evil may never again enter. Finally, she returns the mighty Master Sword to its stone pedestal, for it shall never again be needed.
Now the people of the land of Gensokyo can proceed with rebuilding, in a place which is now and forever free of evil. And the people who live here will be a forever happy and peaceful people.
The end.
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http://www.mediafire.com/?sz53rvqphyypp
Nice files. Some notables:
http://www.mediafire.com/?yyzozjfm5nd <--- The Legend of Touhou, A Link to the Past (fan fiction).txt
http://www.mediafire.com/?imz2mmhlyez <--- My hot anime girlfriend.fdi
http://www.mediafire.com/?wz2juwmymyn <--- VGamer's Slideshow.fig
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We took the liberty of hijacking one of your banned accounts and posting your wonderful fanfic so the world can see your genius.
http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,7606.0.html
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http://www.the-digimon-zone.4t.com/
You've ruined Digimon for me.
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http://forums.emuparadise.org/showthread.php?p=1416584
Same old tune, ignore rules, get hostile with staff, get fucked.
This is what, permaban #12384671308947601384 for you?
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I finally got my paper on US history involving Cirno written. Here it is:
How might US history have been different if Cirno had filled the role of various presidents, key political figures, or just other people doing real dumb things, throughout our history? Well let?s find out. On July 4, 1776, the Declaration of Ice Fairy Independence was ratified. When King George saw this, he was furious. ?How can something that doesn?t even exist get mentioned in such an important document, ESPECIALLY when it dares to threaten treason to the king of England?!? he shouted. He didn?t realize that such a thing as an ice fairy was real. But he was about to find out, in a strange way. The declaration called for ice fairies to rise up against the king. And they did. There never was a war. Rather, Cirno herself flew across the Atlantic Ocean to England. She then froze the king in a block of ice. He froze to death instantly. She quickly made her way back to the colonies in America to tell of this story, but in the process she had to go bathroom, and pooped out a huge iceberg. Upon impact in the ocean it sent a massive tsunami that washed a hundred miles inland killing half of the colonists. ?Woops, I guess that was dumb of me,? she said. This was her first act of stupidity. On April 30, 1789, she was elected president. How she got elected president, nobody knows. Her first act as president was to go around to all the people in the colonies and offer them free ice cr?me cones which she made herself using her powers. She really didn?t do anything important as president, so that?s why American history book writers made up George Washington so the great embarrassment she caused the country wouldn?t be written into history books. After John Adams became president she decided to go off and work on a plantation. Why she chose a life as a slave, nobody knows. This is the second of her great acts of stupidity. In fact it was on Thomas Jefferson?s plantation Monticello. You often hear about the relationship Jefferson had with Sally Hemings, but it was actually a threesome that also included Cirno herself. She later gave birth to a human and ice fairy hybrid. Jefferson was shocked by this strange creature and killed it. That?s why nobody ever found out until recently during an archaeological expedition at Monticello. As she is immortal, she has lived throughout all history in the US. She originally wrote the Emancipation Proclamation, not Lincoln. But it was so botched up that President Lincoln had to rewrite it from scratch. In fact this made her so angry she used her powers to freeze Lincoln. She ran the country up until the time ?Lincoln? was shot. Really, after she froze him, she hired a lookalike actor during public performances to stand in for President Lincoln. The truth was about to come out, so Cirno had this lookalike assassinated in Ford?s Theater to give a reason for a dead president, to end any possible speculation about the ?president?s? fate. She seemed to disappear for a time, from public view but then reappeared during the late 1920s. One day after eating some lunch she went to the New York Stock Exchange, to get some tickertape for a party she wanted to hold with some of her friends back in Gensokyo. She had found a way back to her world recently and was getting homesick. But as she tried to open up a tickertape machine to steal the tape, she accidentally dropped it. It landed on a wire powering the stock tracking machines, shorting them out. This malfunction was corrected after a couple hours of repair. Unfortunately the damage had been done. Many transactions weren?t accounted for in that time period, and the market crashed. That was her third great act of stupidity. This happened in October of 1929. On January 20, 1969, she was again elected president. However she needed an adviser to help in presidential matters, so she hired Richard Nixon. As she stayed in the Whitehouse doing presidential paperwork, she had Nixon often actually speak at gatherings where she was supposed to attend. People saw her so infrequently that many forgot about her and came to believe Nixon was president. She even had him hire thugs to break into the Watergate building to steal documents which included information on over 9000 dumb things she had done (though each of these was less stupid than her so far 3 great acts of stupidity). This break in wasn?t covered up very well though, and as a result there was a huge investigation. Just when they were about to discover her part in the break in plot, Nixon (as her trusted adviser) went around and planted evidence leading back to him. He ultimately was impeached, and then resigned before the trial could be completed. She herself left after that for fear her involvement would be discovered. Moving forward to the most modern time period, we can see how her stupidity played a role in the past decade. On January 20, 2001, George W. Bush was elected as president. However because he preferred to do nonpresidential stuff like going golfing, he hired Cirno to fill in for him when he was gone. She wasn?t very good at being a backup for him though. She completely missed obvious signs that Al Qaeda terrorists were itching for a fight. Due to her complete incompetence, on September 11, 2001, the largest terrorist attack ever on American soil was carried out. This was her fourth great act of stupidity. In 2003, the president decided it was time she tried her hands at some more military intelligence analysis. In her conclusion she decided that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction. This is how the Iraq War really started. This was her fifth great act of stupidity. Throughout US history she blundered along, often making the country worse for it too. However when Barack Obama became president he finally had her captured and killed using a special technique that is needed to kill immortal fairies. Although some Republicans believe that she still, possibly through her spirit, is guiding the current president too, into doing things such as the economic stimulus and the healthcare reform law. However as a Touhou fan I can certainly feel her spirit whenever I play a Touhou game.
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I finally got my paper on US history involving Cirno written. Here it is:
<so called paper>
Scientific papers are not a block of text.
- You have no section division. Where is the abstract, introduction, related literature, research approach/framework, results, conclusion/discussion?
- You have no scientific references nor APA styling for it.
- And the list goes on...
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Still banned you know, but thanks for playing!
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I can't indent on forum posts. It's just plain text. Also, the citations was for extra points, not a requirement. Nor did the rules say anything about it being a "scientific paper" with abstract etc. I saved the text of the exact rules, should a criticism of the paper arise like this.
The rules are:
Inspired by your enlightening post here (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,7593.msg478127.html#msg478127), your task is to rewrite important American historical events as if Cirno had been president at the time. 5,000 word maximum, with proper writing technique: that means spelling, grammar, indentation of paragraphs, and citations for bonus points. You shall be graded on historical accuracy based on your own experiences, and your own speculation as to what would have happened had Cirno actually been President. Among the more interesting picks for events include the passing of the Sedition Act of 1798, the passing of the Sherman Act of 1890, and the Annexation of Hawaii in 1898, though you are by no means limited to these alone, as they are merely suggestions.
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Here lemme spell it out as bluntly as possible, since from what we've found out about you, you're about as dense as brick wall.
You are banned, you were going to be banned this entire time. The challenge was just to have a little fun with you before you got rebanned. We never intended for you to pass unless by some miracle you provided enough entertainment we'd feel sorry for you.
And yes, entertainment you've given us. But alas, we must part ways, it just wasn't ever meant to be I'm afraid.
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You could have typed it word, export as PDF and publish it in a scientific journal you know.
Like the Hakurei conference journal or the great history journal of Hakutaku.
Shame on you.
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[03:51] <Serpentarius> Ruro is an internet detective.
I gotta say, this made my month. And I got a heck of a lot of practice. Much obliged, animeduder.
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Sadly I find that I often have problems with Touhou games setting up stuff like netplay. I need a GOOD forum, with people who KNOW what they are doing so I can set up a net game.
If maybe you restricted my posting permissions to the technical support section then I could get help with Touhou games when needed, but not make myself into an idiot.
If you check hackforums.net you'll see that I've NEVER been banned from there. If you check that Warsow forum you'll see I've been reactivated, but never was dumb enough to get rebanned. My luck ran out because of just how strict your rules are. Yes I've been banned on other sites too, but NEVER after just one day (ok there was one, but I was literally trying to test the admins to see how much spam it would take to get a ban and I spammed the heck out of that forum, but it wasn't one I intended to revisit anyway).
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If maybe you restricted my posting permissions to the technical support section then I could get help with Touhou games when needed, but not make myself into an idiot.
All the "help" you ever ask for is basically "links plz". So no.
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It's a good forum because the likes of you aren't permitted here to shit it up.
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My problem is unique as I've followed all advice and still it's a no go. I'm thinking it might be that the one computer is Windows 7 64bit system instead of WIndows XP 32bit system (Touhou 12.3 was meant for WinXP at 32bits). But to confirm that this is the problem I need someone else with Windows 7 64bit to test the game in question. To do that, I need to make a post asking for help. To do that I need forum posting access in the technical support section.
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If you check hackforums.net you'll see that I've NEVER been banned from there.
Good job, you managed to be unbanned from 1 forum out of 5000 you registered on.
but never was dumb enough to get rebanned
Probably you are, because you got banned dunno how many times here.
My luck ran out because of just how strict your rules are.
There is no reason for not following them.
but I was literally trying to test the admins to see how much spam it would take to get a ban
And many others used this excuse before you.
-Helepolis
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My problem is unique as I've followed all advice and still it's a no go. I'm thinking it might be that the one computer is Windows 7 64bit system instead of WIndows XP 32bit system (Touhou 12.3 was meant for WinXP at 32bits). But to confirm that this is the problem I need someone else with Windows 7 64bit to test the game in question. To do that, I need to make a post asking for help. To do that I need forum posting access in the technical support section.
/care
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Go ask Gaia about your issue since despite what you claim you clearly don't have a problem with hentai.
Or did they ban you?
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You may not care, but I'm a diehard Touhou otaku and I want to play Touhou 12.3 online. Once I get it running I could spend the rest of my life playing against people online.
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You may not care, but I'm a diehard Touhou otaku and I want to play Touhou 12.3 online. Once I get it running I could spend the rest of my life playing against people online.
Then do what thousands of other "touhou otakus" did on this site and other sites and figure it out yourself!
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Also this is NOT my site. http://www.the-digimon-zone.4t.com/
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Nor is this my site http://www.myspace.com/animedude5555 even though someone seemed to discover my name and rip it off (or maybe coincidence?)
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Oh good it looks like you're already on Gaia:
http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=17431669
Have fun there!
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Also this is NOT my site. http://www.the-digimon-zone.4t.com/
I KNEW the grammar was too good to be true!
Digimon is unruined ;___;
(No, I wish. Your email isn't cool enough to rip off. Loser.)
Nor is this my site http://www.myspace.com/animedude5555 even though someone seemed to discover my name and rip it off (or maybe coincidence?)
Oh come on, no denying that you thought Itachi was sexy back in the day.
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Oh come on, no denying that you thought Itachi was sexy back in the day.
I totally have the hots for him <3 <3 <3
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He's so dark and brooding and BISHIE ^_________________^;;
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This is my myspace page.
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woops forgot the link
here it is
http://www.myspace.com/benhut
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woops forgot the link
here it is
http://www.myspace.com/benhut
Thanks! /edits link list
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As for Gaiaonline I forgot I had an account. I actually see now it's an anime site, not a hentai site.
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Yet you have accounts at numerous hentai sites, as well as comments posted on hentai pictures asking for edits/etc. So don't be ashamed, we're all fellow perverts!
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How many of you here at Shrinemaiden.org actually look at hentai. I figure not many thus I had to hide the fact I actually do sometimes go to such sites. My favorite is rule34.paheal.net. I go by UltimateHentaiDude on that site.
My second favorite hentai site is lu.scio.us
I've been to a few others but none of them really have some of the rarer images, so over time I've dropped the other sites and now only use Rule34 and lu.scio.us
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LOL
That is all.
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Adios. Hope we never meet again. Maybe we'll tell any other admins you run into about this, so they can have a laugh riot too.