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~Beyond the Border~ => Daiyousei's Cold Storage => Topic started by: trancehime on July 26, 2010, 10:55:30 AM

Title: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE: Nobu's Insult Corner
Post by: trancehime on July 26, 2010, 10:55:30 AM
Hello, everyone!

Today, I begin my journey towards self-redemption, by subjecting myself to things I would never see myself doing, and see how long I get through it, because it means I enjoy pain enough to put up with it. And thus, it would make me feel better and stronger.

Anyone is free to share in my personal torment - or indulge in it, as the case may be.

MASOCHIST CHALLENGE

Alluded to vaguely by people who keep up with me on Facebook, I got the clever idea of subjecting myself to playing a certain flash RPG app... I asked myself - since this looks like a piece of garbage, this should be a good start to my reign in masochism.

-- Ninja Saga --
Ninja Saga is a flash app made for Facebook. Anyone who has a Facebook account can join, and you get benefits for inviting people. I'm probably going to abuse this at some point in time because. Ninja Saga, on Facebook, is Liked by over 6 million people. That's a lot of people right there, so I'm already joining a bandwagon game. Le sigh.

The challenge? I'm going to see if I can play Ninja Saga for at least 1 year, interspersed with MINI Masochist Challenges that may or may not be suggested by YOU, the readers!

I will intersperse this thread with invitations to people who wish to also subject themselves to sadistic dredging, as well as my own commentary on the game.

I will also let everyone know when they can throw MINI Masochist Challenges at me in this thread!
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Hello Purvis on July 26, 2010, 11:19:51 AM
Is this some narutard thing?

If so, I challenge you to add a Ninjaburger (http://ninjaburger.com/) flare to it.
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Kinzo the Astro Curious on July 26, 2010, 12:30:09 PM
Ninja burger?

30 minutes or seppuku?

I can dig that. Anyone live somewhere extremely inexcessible, and have a video camera?
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Jana on July 26, 2010, 04:33:17 PM
I'm going to see if I can play Ninja Saga for at least 1 year-

why would you do this to yourself

why

(Maybe I'll help you out? I dunno. I doubt I'll be playing for a full year, but I might lend you a hand early on.)
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Nobu on July 26, 2010, 09:13:17 PM
You're just trying to find an excuse to play Ninja Saga and become a Facebooktard, aren't you? :smug:
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on July 26, 2010, 09:18:40 PM
I give Trance one month before he begs to have the torture ended :3
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: trancehime on July 27, 2010, 12:27:23 AM
You're just trying to find an excuse to play Ninja Saga and become a Facebooktard, aren't you? :smug:

'course not.

i bet you can't even say that with a straight face

you can't

you can't

i'm going to cry myself to sleep today
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Suikama on July 27, 2010, 03:48:10 AM
You're just trying to find an excuse to play Ninja Saga and become a Facebooktard, aren't you? :smug:
y so men noby
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Nobu on July 27, 2010, 02:21:48 PM
B-B-Because you're dumb and full of rainbows and is that even supposed to be Haggar because I don't see a bandolier shirtbelt (http://a.imageshack.us/img231/9017/haggarcfas.jpg)


ITT post and be insulted by Nobu >:|
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: theshirn on July 27, 2010, 02:30:28 PM
ITT post and be insulted by Nobu >:|
Excellent.  Do your worst.
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Hello Purvis on July 27, 2010, 06:15:06 PM
ITT post and be insulted by Nobu >:|

=D
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: ES-Anthy on July 27, 2010, 06:38:39 PM
B-B-Because you're dumb and full of rainbows and is that even supposed to be Haggar because I don't see a bandolier shirtbelt (http://a.imageshack.us/img231/9017/haggarcfas.jpg)


ITT post and be insulted by Nobu >:|

I think it's suppost to be Freddy Mercury, but then I don't know.

Also d'awwwtsunobu :3
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Nobu on July 27, 2010, 08:16:49 PM
Shim: Dammit take that Igor avatar off before I start associating him with you and getting yet ANOTHER character ruined for me. And what are you doing outside the VENT RAEG thread anyway, I thought that was your blog or something? >:| Also defend your cutting points

Purv: Jesus, you have more posts than all the other Acolytes combined (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?action=groups;sa=members;group=33). You can't exchange post count for food stamps y'know. It's because of people like you that illegal immigrants have so many entry level jobs to pick from. >:|

Anthony: You're tsundere for trapness >:| One week you're all GARRRR GARLIC NIKUMAN SUPER ROBOT SMASH and the next you're moe moe kyuun ara ara da wa~~~~. Pick one and stick with it, brosis. I can't stand all those people who can't decide between masculinity and femininity. It's binary for a reason, jeez.
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: ES-Anthy on July 27, 2010, 08:22:30 PM
Anthony: You're tsundere for trapness >:| One week you're all GARRRR GARLIC NIKUMAN SUPER ROBOT SMASH and the next you're moe moe kyuun ara ara da wa~~~~. Pick one and stick with it, brosis. I can't stand all those people who can't decide between masculinity and femininity. It's binary for a reason, jeez.

Says the person who is apparently a pansexual. :3
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Solais on July 27, 2010, 08:25:08 PM
YEAH INSULT ME!
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Nobu on July 27, 2010, 08:30:58 PM
Says the person who is apparently a pansexual. :3

GOD if you're going to point out the obvious at least point out the relevant trait that makes my insult ironic >:| Androgyne, bigender, genderqueer, genderfluid, etc could have been all acceptable answers, but noooooooo.

:3

YEAH INSULT ME!

Lol you're Solais
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Solais on July 27, 2010, 08:40:30 PM
Ha ha, old chap! you're Solais

WHAT! SAY THAT AGAIN IF YOU DARE!
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Toasty on July 27, 2010, 08:49:33 PM
Nobutt, try your best.
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Hello Purvis on July 27, 2010, 09:01:00 PM
Ha ha, old chap! you're Solais

Low blow, homie =[
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Nobu on July 27, 2010, 09:08:07 PM
WHAT! SAY THAT AGAIN IF YOU DARE!

I'm more interested in figuring out why the lol wordfilter only seems to work when you're quoting posts :/ Or is it just because i'm a GMod or something?

Nobutt, try your best.

I think i've seen 50 pictures of you making the :| face, and out of morbid curiosity I wonder what you look like smiling. Also, in before "I can't smile because i'm dead on the inside brb convertans to LCL"

Also what the hell, Toast cannot become Bread. You're violating all kinds of laws here >:|
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Toasty on July 27, 2010, 09:32:01 PM
I can't smile because i'm bored with low quality insults. Brb convertan to LCL.
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: dustyjo on July 27, 2010, 09:33:50 PM
Nobu has no reason to insult me...right?
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Polaris on July 27, 2010, 09:37:19 PM
o/ I want to see how I can be insulted :V
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Matsuri on July 27, 2010, 09:41:56 PM
lol nobu

You have no reason to insult me, do you Nobu-neechan? :3
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Rikter on July 27, 2010, 09:44:10 PM
Trance why would you use Facebook for a game?

I use it just to keep in track of some freinds and some reason I get Game requests from people i've never met or heard of.
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on July 27, 2010, 10:50:00 PM
nobu
you BITCH
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: theshirn on July 28, 2010, 12:49:28 AM
Shim: Dammit take that Igor avatar off before I start associating him with you and getting yet ANOTHER character ruined for me. And what are you doing outside the VENT RAEG thread anyway, I thought that was your blog or something? >:| Also defend your cutting points
ahahahahaa

well done
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: trancehime on July 28, 2010, 01:13:18 AM
I like how this thread turned into a "PLEASE INSULT ME NOBU" thread.

...Actually this should be a "PLEASE INSULT ME NOBU" thread.

I'd laugh.
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Nobu on July 28, 2010, 02:12:34 AM
Nobu has no reason to insult me...right?

No need to either, since insulting you is like telling the world something it already knows. >:|

o/ I want to see how I can be insulted :V

I would spend some time thinking up a good insult, but I hear Starcraft II just came out and thus this will never reach him anyway. >:| And if you are reading this, you are officially a disgrace to your race because you could be researching build orders and watching replay videos right now.

lol nobu

You have no reason to insult me, do you Nobu-neechan? :3

You can't even tell the difference between a fly and a thumbtack (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/499391/). >:| (Danbo warning)


Trance why would you use Facebook for a game?

I use it just to keep in track of some freinds and some reason I get Game requests from people i've never met or heard of.

why The hell would you randomly Capitalize 'game' for No reason? Learn to speak American, braH.

nobu
you BITCH

zengar

that cleaving meme is
SO
DUMB

I like how this thread turned into a "PLEASE INSULT ME NOBU" thread.

...Actually this should be a "PLEASE INSULT ME NOBU" thread.

I'd laugh.

Yeah, you would laugh, since you couldn't tell a joke from a true insult unless they made a Facebook app for you to tell the difference. >:|

Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: dustyjo on July 28, 2010, 02:17:06 AM
No need to either, since insulting you is like telling the world something it already knows. >:|=

;_;
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: LHCling on July 28, 2010, 02:18:01 AM
ilunobu
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Matsuri on July 28, 2010, 02:27:56 AM
You can't even tell the difference between a fly and a thumbtack (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/499391/). >:| (Danbo warning)

(http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll65/momijitsukuyomi/matsuridisgust.png)

Y-YEAH, WELL....well...

i guess it's true ._.
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Polaris on July 28, 2010, 02:31:26 AM
I would spend some time thinking up a good insult, but I hear Starcraft II just came out and thus this will never reach him anyway. >:| And if you are reading this, you are officially a disgrace to your race because you could be researching build orders and watching replay videos right now.

I am insulted because you couldn't think of a better insult. D:

I guess that works as an insult though so yeah
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on July 28, 2010, 02:35:21 AM
Nobu
I will
CLEAVE YOU
SO
HARD
Title: itt Nobyboby makes us cry
Post by: Suikama on July 28, 2010, 02:39:53 AM
 :ohdear:
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: UncertainJakutten on July 28, 2010, 02:49:35 AM
Nobu is a lamer >=[!
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Naut on July 28, 2010, 03:20:47 AM
ilunobu2
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on July 28, 2010, 03:24:39 AM
I'm too lazy to read this thread. Has Nobu insulted himself for posting in it yet? Because he should.
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: theshirn on July 28, 2010, 03:29:28 AM
Nobu, you dog-loving, Nanoha-watching, go-playing scaly fiend!
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Nobu on July 28, 2010, 03:35:17 AM
ilunobu

I used to think Australia was just full of convicts, serial killers, and rapists, and then I met you and uh....

:ohdear:

I already insulted you once, the second one is going to cost you. >:| Unfortunately, there is nothing you could give me that would make up for the time spent thinking up another insult, unless it was a dark matter version of you so I could mash the two of you together and at least get the satisfaction of making the word slightly less stupid. >:|

Also goddamn make a serious dnh script for once


Nobu is a lamer >=[!

Yeah, uh huh, i'm the lamer. At least i'm not posting in a thread so I can get insulted. Then again, if I got on by everything under the sun I guess i'd do a lot of stupid shit too. >:|


ilunobu2


Oh I remember you that guy who was working on that one game what was it called oh that's right DUKE NUKEM FOREVER GODDAMN RELEASE A DEMO ALREADY >:|


I'm too lazy to read this thread. Has Nobu insulted himself for posting in it yet? Because he should.

Nobu is so dumb, he thinks huh what is a person with redeemable qualities. There, happy? >:|
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on July 28, 2010, 03:38:39 AM
No. >:|

This topic should no longer have any right to exist until Nobu writes a fairly large-sized post in which he verbally abuses himself.
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on July 28, 2010, 04:45:44 AM
Hey Nobu, get to work. You know what I'm talking about  :3
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: E-Nazrin on July 28, 2010, 05:35:35 AM
(http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/4366/jumbotossescapevelocity.png)
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Solais on July 28, 2010, 06:43:46 AM
What.
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Janitor Morgan on July 28, 2010, 06:47:47 AM
Good luck, Trance. Try not to get absorbed into the other games on Facebook; for some reason, it's hard to break the cycle.

ITT post and be insulted by Nobu >:|

Do your worst.
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Tapsa on July 28, 2010, 06:58:43 AM
(http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/4366/jumbotossescapevelocity.png)
So moon is within stone's throw from Earth.
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: trancehime on July 28, 2010, 08:46:36 AM
I am extremely pleased with the results of this thread.

This marks the second time a thread I made got hijacked into something three times better than what it was originally made for.
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Mr_Bob on July 28, 2010, 08:51:00 AM
Trance, discerningly choose fifty random people to "friend" to gain more "power" if you want to do hurtful things to yourself on visagetome time wasters. Also, this isn't the first time your threads have gone awry. Remember 'Guide Me On This Barren Path'?

Also, ninja'd.
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: trancehime on July 28, 2010, 08:52:38 AM
Also, this isn't the first time your threads have gone awry. Remember 'Guide Me On This Barren Path'?

Also, ninja'd.

I said this is the second time. That thread was the first time. :3c
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Pesco on July 28, 2010, 08:55:11 AM
Also, this isn't the first time your threads have gone awry. Remember 'Guide Me On This Barren Path'?

It was Tewi's fault.
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Jana on July 28, 2010, 04:57:09 PM
i'm going to cry myself to sleep today

...Is this because you started already? I guess I'm starting now too so that I can help you out, okay?
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Rikter on July 28, 2010, 05:00:30 PM
Nobu I can capitalize any word In A scentence if I so wish too. After all this isn't an english paper.
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Solais on July 28, 2010, 06:57:25 PM
It took me a WHOLE DAY to think out the most perfect reply to your insult!

YOU....







NOBU!
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Hello Purvis on July 28, 2010, 07:10:05 PM
Someone remind me to LS this at 4:45 (hour and a half for you people in fake time)

Our little Nobu's growin' up =]
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE [ -- free admission -- ] #1 :: NINJA SAGA
Post by: Nobu on July 28, 2010, 08:42:50 PM
@Sakana: You fap to Finding Nemo.

;_;

@rdj522: I hear it's the in thing to use your license plate number as your username. Damn, I wish I was as cool as you.  :ohdear:

@T34G3: The fact that you posted immediately after abc123 amuses me greatly.

This marks the second time a thread I made got hijacked into something three times better than what it was originally made for.

3 x 0 = ???


@Mr. Bob: You once sent me a picture of Spotted Dick. I don't think I have to say anything more about you.

@Pesco: Yes, Tewi's fault, not yours. Because you are not Tewi, no matter how many sock drawers you raid and how much mochi you pound with the help of Kilga dressed up as Reisen. >:| Also, pics plz.

@Jana: Are you guys on your periods or something or what? >_o

Someone remind me to LS this at 4:45 (hour and a half for you people in fake time)

Our little Nobu's growin' up =]

Yeah, I guess you've gotten pretty good at finding shitty threads to LS. :3 Then again I haven't started insulting people with create.swf on a daily basis, so I guess it's not as bad as it could be. >:|
Title: Re: MASOCHIST CHALLENGE: Nobu's Insult Corner
Post by: Hello Purvis on July 28, 2010, 09:08:48 PM
And that's why, no matter how far you go, I'll be three steps ahead of you.