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Yeah we know you got em, well now's the time to confess. And I ain't talking about weak hussy shit like "DFC" or "zettai ryouiki". I'm talking about the hardcore fucked up perverted shit locked deep within you. The deepest of your deepest desires. The stuff that will awaken every single one of your primodial reproductive instincts at the same time with just a single afterthought.
I'll go first.
My two biggest fetishes (which go hand in hand for reasons that will be clear shortly) are sneakers, and the feeling of friction. I'll explain.
Now some people may think that this is just simply related to a foot fetish, but that is simply not the case. By sneaker fetish, I don't mean 'ah man those are some nice sneakers", but I mean oh baby those sneakers. The smell of rubber. The wonderfully varied textures of the undersides. Take this for instance. (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/512455/backpack-bag-bakemonogatari-brown_eyes-cover-dvd_c) At first all you notice is the loli, lying in a slightly provocative manner. Your instincts been to awaken from thier long slumber. She's cute, but may be considered too young to be attractive. As you contemplate this, you scroll down and notice the sneakers, and instantly all systems shift to maximum alertness. Suddenly such pathetic concepts such as "age" or "morals" break down to a subatomic level. The fence that you were once sitting on forcebly flies out from under you and you find yourself on the extreme YES side of the DO WANT scale, and there is only one thought left in your madness striken mind. Those sneakers.
As for 'feeling of friction'. My father once slammed the breaks soon after I was born on the way back from the hospital. You'd think that he should have breaked gradually, or have at least tried slowing down before hand, but nope. One day while I was still a baby, my mom was holding me in the backseat when some crazy driver ran a red, nearly crashing into us if we didn't break, and that's when she knew I had it. There was a short period not long afterwards where I'm told I didn't stop giggling for weeks, but that's another story. Anyway.
From then on my parents and teachers and friends would always catch me in the middle of doing things like sliding desks and chairs across the floor, grinding erasers until there was nothing left, or if all else failed, rubbing myself with my hands, which lead to the discovery of something else, but that's another story. My parents had replace all the chairs in the house with rolly ones, which were fun to use, but didn't produce nearly the same kind of excitement.
Then one fateful day, my parents bought me a pair of sneakers. At the shoe store, I was secretly rubbing the sloes over every surface I could find behind the backs of my parents. Then when they asked me which paired I liked, I told them it was that pair of sneakers. I still remember it like it was yesterday. The squeaking sounds, the smell of rubber, the little black streaks they made everywhere. It was like love at first sight, while heavily intoxicated and high at the same time.
So... yeah. I felt like I had to put that out there. I don't think i've shared this with anyone before, with the exception of one person.
Anyways your turn. Time to fess up.
hi nobu <3
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(http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/1188/cakesan.th.png) (http://img196.imageshack.us/i/cakesan.png/)
brb
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Sandals are better. 8)
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I got a thing for glasses and pretty much anything frilly (without overdoing it, though >_>)...
i don't think i have any 'fucked up' or 'hardcore' fetishes... :ohdear:
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I'll write mine once I get un-swamped.
As for 'feeling of friction'.
Nice, I guess. But do friction with a balloon in front of me and you will not live enough to see TH13.
...seriously, it gets on my nerves... ;_;
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Seeing eggs unscrambling. Ooh baby, violate that second law of thermodynamics, violate it hard.
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The idea of losing my mind and being alone is pretty hot.
But seriously, I don't have any super messed up fetishes. :| Not yet, anyways. I've probably yet to discover them.
And sandals are still better than sneakers. 8)
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Guess.
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I... like turtles. :>
Neh RORIS ARU DA WAI!
Guess.
Dead pandas in a bowl? :V
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「クスクス??」 (http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/1724/memoria15.jpg)
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「クスクス??」
(http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/1724/memoria15.jpg)
Golden eyed reapers with twin tail hairs and white clothes?
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Friend of mine had a sneezing fetish. He used to use a toothpick to touch the right spot inside his nose and trigger a sneeze. It became habitual. He met a tragic end.
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inb4UKgetsthewrongidea
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Dead pandas in a bowl? :V
Nope. (http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=animal_ears+tail)
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sneakers
the feeling of friction
So THAT'S why you called yourself SonicZeroX when you joined.
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okay
I have a fetish which makes me completely immune to normal porn, boobs, or naked girls. You could say that it's fucked up.
But because you aren't taking it seriously, I ain't saying more :V
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This is my fetish
[nsfw]http://monsterbook.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Amigara.png[/nsfw]
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I got a thing for glasses and pretty much anything frilly (without overdoing it, though >_>)...
A Matsuri after my own heart~
Besides the above-mentioned, I'm also partial to fun hair. I don't prefer long hair, or short hair... I just like hair that stands out. Even if a woman has a perfectly normal hairstyle and suddenly changes it to something perfectly regular, I'm suddenly very attracted...
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inb4UKgetsthewrongidea
Inb4U...aww man!
Actually, my fetishes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetishism) are my cross pendant, Bible, and other Christian memorabilia. However, I try to hide these so I can appear edgy and such, and I also don't want to be branded conservative.
Also, ##Vote Pesco. Wait, hear me out guys. Pesco knows who the scum are...and WON'T TELL THE TOWN! THEREFORE HE MUST BE IN LEAGUE WITH THEM
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Fetishes...? Um... I just sit at home playing video games, touhou and coming here, I don't even... * TearUtsuho is shot
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Dead things are sexy.
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Dead things are sexy.
B-but I'm not dead! :ohdear:
Oh, I'm kinda like the person in the :helepolis: picture... minus the tears...
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I got a thing for glasses
That.
Putting glasses on a girl makes her appear a lot more attractive to me in an instant.
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rubbing myself with my hands, which lead to the discovery of something else, but that's another story.
I like this bit a lot.
Well I... uh... err...
Maybe I like umbrellas? :P
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bofh likes those packets of seasoning in instant noodles. So do I.
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hot attractive women because i am a normal person
example: Utsuho Reiuji :*
life is short anyways party hard die young 8)
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chubby men. With facial hair.
Because apparently I'm tasteless.
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I have a transgender fetish, a transformation fetish and a pregnancy fetish. Especially that last one is prominent.
INB4 shouts of 'you sick fuck' and 'WTH is wrong with you'.
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I like music (http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/15729189)
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I have a transgender fetish, a transformation fetish and a pregnancy fetish. Especially that last one is prominent.
INB4 shouts of 'you sick fuck' and 'WTH is wrong with you'.
GTFO YOU'RE SOCIETY'S WORSE KIND OF PARASITE
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That.
Putting glasses on a girl makes her appear a lot more attractive to me in an instant.
To you, yes, but Ruro doesn't understand that because she's too manly.
However, I do! <3
chubby men. With facial hair.
Because apparently I'm tasteless.
You're not tasteless because if you were, your post wouldn't exist, you know.
I have a transgender fetish, a transformation fetish and a pregnancy fetish. Especially that last one is prominent.
INB4 shouts of 'you sick fuck' and 'WTH is wrong with you'.
I am here to say 400 babies!
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Girly men in women's clothing~<3 :* :* :*
Also, gothloli fashion, glasses (both ways, cute guys with glasses are also adorabubble~<3) and, uh, women dressed as Gundams. Don't ask.
I have a transgender fetish
Come, young Okashii, we have much to discuss~! Oh yes, very much, ufufu~<3 ^_^
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OKASHII DON'T COME
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
/me wraps arms around Theorist.
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I have a fetish for commodities (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commodity_fetishism).
But I swear I'm trying to get over it.
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You're not tasteless because if you were, your post wouldn't exist, you know.
This is true. Curse you turns of phrase.
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I have a fetish for commodities (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commodity_fetishism).
But I swear I'm trying to get over it.
And Nietz wins another thread.
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This is true. Curse you turns of phrase.
Granted, this may reveal that I may have a fetish for grammar.
Wait, crap.
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I have a transgender fetish, a transformation fetish and a pregnancy fetish. Especially that last one is prominent.
INB4 shouts of 'you sick fuck' and 'WTH is wrong with you'.
Though not for the first one, the last two make a lot of sense why you like yamame :V
GO4PREGGERS- THEY AINT TOO YOUNG IF THEY AINT BORN YET
My self I'd say I'd go for a girl who gets her hands dirty working on machines and stuff, and uses them a lot like i dunno fixes and rides her own bike for instance. And will compete against me to some degree and not be a bitch if they lost. Oh and they should be hot. And probably like touhou.
Shame no such girl probably exists :V
So i dunno, engineer fetish? :V (dont worry SM, i mean female engineers!)
OH and icey stuff! Love eating ice cubes, love cold drinks, love slushpuppies even in snow! Once tried it with an ex with ice, thats the occasion thats probably stuck most in my memory :D
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(dont worry SM, i mean female engineers!)
I know >_>
And if a cute and delicate female engineer existed, boy I'd be all over her.
Shame she doesn't.
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Funny thing is I do know one.
But if you imagine a class full of engineers.
And one cute engineer girl.
You know the competition is tough lol
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There's 2 girls in my 50 people class. Neither is cute.
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futanari
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That.
Putting glasses on a girl makes her appear a lot more attractive to me in an instant.
Putting on my glasses makes me feel like a moron, though D:
Ruka said I looked all right with them on, but I try to avoid them whenever possible. It's also part of a pet peeve (sometimes when I take photos of other people, their glasses catch the reflection of my flash). Glasses are an annoyance. :|
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Funny thing is I do know one.
But if you imagine a class full of engineers.
And one cute engineer girl.
You know the competition is tough lol
The engineer girl is probably actually a spy.
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Glasses are an annoyance. :|
I dunno, I had mine since I was two yeas old and never found them annoying. And I don't like the alternative of putting some lenses directly onto my eyes.
But after all, it's a personal choice of preference for everyone.
I can second the photo thing though. It says a lot about the skills of a photographer whether they can take a picture of a person with glasses without getting reflections.
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Glasses are an annoyance. :|
If you just knew how much I miss mine. =|
My eyes auto-healed so.
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My self I'd say I'd go for a girl who gets her hands dirty working on machines and stuff, and uses them a lot like i dunno fixes and rides her own bike for instance. And will compete against me to some degree and not be a bitch if they lost. Oh and they should be hot. And probably like touhou.
Shame no such girl probably exists :V
What about Steph from Neighbours? Not sure how she feels about Touhou, but the rest sounds like her to a T.
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If you just knew how much I miss mine. =|
My eyes auto-healed so.
Just get some glasses with window-glass-lenses. I've heard that employees at optometrist shops wear those when they actually wouldn't need any, just so they look more competent to the customers.
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It sounds too stupid to wear glasses without actually needing them though :s
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I can second the photo thing though. It says a lot about the skills of a photographer whether they can take a picture of a person with glasses without getting reflections.
I can do it, I just have to do it in an environment where there's sufficient lighting around that I don't have to use flash (tbh I don't like it much anyway). The irony of this is that when I take photos, I don't really have to wear glasses, since my lenses do the focusing for me-- so I wear sunglasses when I take photos, for some bizarre-as-hell reason :V
Though, in class, I pretty much always have to wear glasses. I sit too far away to be able to see the board at the front of the class very well. :<
That said, I'll take glasses over contacts any day. Contacts are creepy as all-get-out. :S
On-topic, I think I have a budding kegadoru fetish. :S Yeah, I don't get it either, but for some reason all the sketches I've done lately are of characters wrapped in bandages. I don't like the bandage over the eye thing, though; facial trauma scares me :ohdear: I think it may have something to do with me being wrapped in bandages for a few days (right now, I have them on my ankles, knees, and wrists), but I'm not quite sure...
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Though not for the first one, the last two make a lot of sense why you like yamame :V
Yes, the fact that Yamame has quite some morphing abilities (claws, spider limbs, and god knows what more) is one of the reasons why I like her. The other reasons are her adorable poofy dress that looks like a spider, her extremely cool web and disease powers and the fact she's such a kind, sweet girl despite her species and powers. She also has a nice hairdo and sweet face.
And now I realize that my pregnancy fetish could also be applied to Yamame, yes. Spiders lay lots of eggs, and some species injects them into other animals. So Yamame could either be pretty preggers herself or let many others do the job for her. If the latter is the case then Yamame could 'impregnate' quite a lot of the Touhous.
Now I like Yamame even more. :V
Maybe one of the reasons why I like Nue the most out of all UFO characters is because of her transformation power. Same goes for Yukari, who can change anyone into anything with the appropriate gap.
Come, young Okashii, we have much to discuss~! Oh yes, very much, ufufu~<3 ^_^
Should I follow Moerin, or should I listen to RayMoo's advice? Decisions, decisions...
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And Nietz wins another thread.
To be fair, I was only playing off UK's post on literal fetishes.
And for that matter, mine would be a golden crucifix my father gave me and a WWII veteran's keychain from my grandfather.
But you know, girls with glasses, and maids? Boy, those are awesome too.
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Putting on my glasses makes me feel like a moron, though D:
Ruka said I looked all right with them on, but I try to avoid them whenever possible. It's also part of a pet peeve (sometimes when I take photos of other people, their glasses catch the reflection of my flash). Glasses are an annoyance. :|
I'm sure they look fine on you. :V And if you don't like how they look on you, perhaps a different style would be a good idea; I used to hate glasses until my most recent pair, and I love how they look.
Besides, many glasses these days are anti-glare and such; mine are, so I never have issues with that-- that is, if you can manage to get a picture of me. You'd have to be some kind of a ninja to be able to pull that off though.
I love my glasses so much <3
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Besides, many glasses these days are anti-glare and such; mine are. I love my glasses so much <3
Same here. I actually look a lot better with my glasses on than I do without them. And by that I mean I can pass off as at least somewhat attractive. Sigh...
But you know, girls with glasses, and maids? Boy, those are awesome too.
I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Should I follow Moerin, or should I listen to RayMoo's advice? Decisions, decisions...
Come, come with me, join the Trap Side~ Ufufufufu~<3
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So I heard you like maids
(http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/2133/evehomefin.jpg)
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ITT tasteless plebeians too stupid to realize the only fetish worth having is buckets.
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So I heard you like maids
(http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/2133/evehomefin.jpg)
I need to read more of that.
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I have no fetishes. :smug:
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I have no fetishes. :smug:
cleaves lolis
Sure you don't :smug:
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Sure you don't :smug:
Hey, I'm making the world a favor, getting rid of such a horrible fetish.
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Come, come with me, join the Trap Side~ Ufufufufu~<3
Oh no no no no, Moerin. I think you are sadly mistaken. I'm not into traps. I'm into guys/boys being magically turned into girls. Extra points if the girl in question is a mahou shoujo or a cute monster girl. I'm sorry if I brought your hopes up.
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I need to read more of that.
www.madamandeve.co.za (http://www.madamandeve.co.za)
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Oh no no no no, Moerin. I think you are sadly mistaken. I'm not into traps. I'm into guys/boys being magically turned into girls. Extra points if the girl in question is a mahou shoujo or a cute monster girl. I'm sorry if I brought your hopes up.
So... Ranma?
If so, we still have much to discuss~<3
If not, you're a dirty philistine. >.<
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I'll write mine once I get un-swamped.
Nice, I guess. But do friction with a balloon in front of me and you will not live enough to see TH13.
...seriously, it gets on my nerves... ;_;
Oh baby balloons!
So THAT'S why you called yourself SonicZeroX when you joined.
Shush :]
I like music (http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/15729189)
Oh man I totally forgot I have this exact same fetish too :V
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Hey, Ruro... Was Jandere.jpg the first bandage-y picture you drew? Even if it isn't, I'd be happy to see more~ I'm partial to those too, since I wear them often myself. I never really thought of it as a fetish, but I guess it kinda is.
I'm also of the opinion that most people can look better with glasses, including myself. My vision isn't horrible, but I still need them for a lot of day-to-day things. And when I go to my ophthalmologist, he always jokes about how I'll never be able to use contacts because of how uncomfortable I am when anything (like the testing stuff) gets near my eyes.
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lolis
a horrible fetish
Zengar what are you doing here
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What about Steph from Neighbours? Not sure how she feels about Touhou, but the rest sounds like her to a T.
Ooooh no you didn't. Oh no you didn't! You did not just make me potentially interested in watching a soap!!?!
ARRRRGGGH
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Should I follow Moerin, or should I listen to RayMoo's advice? Decisions, decisions...
More like a warning.
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More like a warning.
Oh, come on. Does this look like a face you shouldn't trust? Trust me, and everything will turn out for the best~
Note: Moerin's definition of "for the best" may be vastly different from yours. Results may vary. Always read the manual before application of Moerin.
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You got it backwards.
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So... Ranma?
If so, we still have much to discuss~<3
If not, you're a dirty philistine. >.<
Yes, basically Ranma. Never watched the show, but I've read enough of it to know that many of my fetishes are implemented in it. Perhaps I should start watching it....
Oh, come on. Does this look like a face you shouldn't trust? Trust me, and everything will turn out for the best~
Note: Moerin's definition of "for the best" may be vastly different from yours. Results may vary. Always read the manual before application of Moerin.
I get the feeling I can trust you, but RayMoo is making me doubtful....
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What Pozeal said.
and also I have a fetish for monsters and stuff. The endboss of Dante's inferno gives me an instant boner
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I think I know what Okashii is talking about.
It's also a giant thing on deviantart actually, I believe the internet tokens it with the abbreviation "TG". I knew someone who wrote pretty good stories but included a TG theme within everyone of them on deviantart. Not necessarily a bad nor disgusting fetish, for it can make some stories very interesting.
That aside, my own fetish? ... I have... no idea! Maybe mind control or something... never really thought about it.
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I get the feeling I can trust you, but RayMoo is making me doubtful....
No no no, don't. You can't. Ever.
/me tightens grip around Theorist's waist.
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Oh jeez, this topic.
Glasses.
Also. Long god damn hair. I'm not sure why, but I'd take the long-haired sister over the short-haired any day.
I'm way too normal. :V Maybe I should go drown myself in porn till I come up with some obscenely weird as a fetish.
Also, Listen to the laser cow, Okashii. He knows. Probably personally. Poor thing.
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I think I know what Okashii is talking about.
It's also a giant thing on deviantart actually, I believe the internet tokens it with the abbreviation "TG". I knew someone who wrote pretty good stories but included a TG theme within everyone of them on deviantart. Not necessarily a bad nor disgusting fetish, for it can make some stories very interesting.
That aside, my own fetish? ... I have... no idea! Maybe mind swaps or something... never really thought about it.
DING DING DING~ Axman got it right!
And yes, I search up these kind of stories and art frequently. Some stories and comics can be extremely good and interesting, even without the TG implements. El Goonish Shive is an incredibly good webcomic of very high quality, and it is a good read even for people without a TG/TF fetish.
And both Chaore and RayMoo have convinced me to stay away from Moerin....
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Also, Listen to the laser cow, Okashii. He knows. Probably personally. Poor thing.
Everyone got it wrong, but it's fine with me~
And both Chaore and RayMoo have convinced me to stay away from Moerin....
Good, good.
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What Pozeal said.
and also I have a fetish for monsters and stuff. The endboss of Dante's inferno gives me an instant boner
/me looks it up.
Oh hey since when did we as humans have the ability to make scary appearing things that somehow have a sexual appeal?
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No need to be so jealous, Haku~
/me ruffles Haku's hair~
/me looks it up.
Oh hey since when did we as humans have the ability to make scary appearing things that somehow have a sexual appeal?
Since succubi and incubi. And, um, probably since well before them, too.
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Zenger has a sword fetish. You don't want to know what he's doing with his sword when he's alone.
As for me, huh, dunno, maybe winged humans, I have a fetish for. And heterochromia. And to a little, albinism.
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Girls :ohdear:
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Girls :ohdear:
GET OUT, FREAK! :V
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It's not really a fetish thing, but I find twintails, piercings, and horizontal stripes a little too intriguing. You could put this hairstyle (http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1084/816739129_245f48bae7_o.jpg) and an eyebrow ring on a block of wood and I'd probably fuck it.
Girls :ohdear:
You sick asshole. I ought to have you committed.
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I have a thing for guys in the military.
and manly men in general oh god im a freak :ohdear:
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I have a thing for metal objects and the cold :x
especially when I'm rubbing my back with the corner metal bed post in my room it feels so nice~
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I should not have given you that idea. :<
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This time things will be different, this time, I like Rape. I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and I can't control my horny level.
(http://i41.tinypic.com/1p7xiq.jpg)
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I have a thing for metal objects and the cold :x
especially when I'm rubbing my back with the corner metal bed post in my room it feels so nice~
Reminds me does anyone else have weird points that feel kinda good sometimes just to rub and im NOT on about THAT :V
Theres a point just above my thumb in line with the first finger that tingles like hell on contact lol. Same with somewhere under my arm, and another point near the shoulder. I think its where the path for a nerve is or something.
The one under my arm was funny yesterday, I found it again by accident, kept screwing around with it till I sorta twanged it by accident and then was like FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- *arm locks up* whoops :V
*rubs point on hand* ahhhhhhh~
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A kid in my band class flips out whenever he gets poked in the side, but he makes a pleasured groan as he does.
Then he looks embarassed and tries to make himself look like he doesnt exist.
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I love the feeling of slamming a heavy ivory gavel upon a well greased gavel pad...
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My back... sometimes my back feels like it's on fire, but only certain points. I scratche those points and when the burning feeling passes... well... *insert the biggest and cheesiest smile ever made ever*
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Chubby girls
Pregnancy
Vore (Hard or Soft, doesn't matter)
Unbirth
Egg Laying
Bestality
I would suppose Eldritch Horrors raping the masses would fall under Bestality, but...
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Hey, Ruro... Was Jandere.jpg the first bandage-y picture you drew? Even if it isn't, I'd be happy to see more~ I'm partial to those too, since I wear them often myself. I never really thought of it as a fetish, but I guess it kinda is.
Not the first one, but certainly the first one I've ever bothered to scan, yes. And considering that you seem to share it too... hmm, I wonder if it has any link to the sanguinarian stuff. We share quite a few odd tastes :o
And I like nice hats. I think Touhou has given me a fetish for nice hats. See: Keine, Shikieiki.
Oh, whoops, forgot this.
I have a thing for guys in the military.
and manly men in general oh god im a freak :ohdear:
Uniforms are hot. See: Shikieiki. And manly men are <3~~~~~~~~
Manly men make me feel straight ヽ(?ー｀)ﾉ
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Uniforms are kinda cool for me, can be hawt pending on the use, the uniform, ect... Sikieiki and Sakuya are prime examples of the good side, Sakuya also being the hawt, Siki being the lovable side.
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I'm nearly omnifetishistic. Guro and scat don't do it for me, but beyond that, anything can turn me on if it's presented in a sufficiently sexual context.
Recent:
Spidergirls
Impregnation
Oviposition
Noncon
Bondage
Reverse traps
Anal
contact info right over there, drop me an IM if you'd like to play~
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I have a fetish for commodities (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commodity_fetishism).
But I swear I'm trying to get over it.
This is the best post in the thread and I do not believe it will be topped.
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To be fair, I was only playing off UK's post on literal fetishes.
And for that matter, mine would be a golden crucifix my father gave me and a WWII veteran's keychain from my grandfather.
But you know, girls with glasses, and maids? Boy, those are awesome too.
Apparently you should love me forever. I just prefer wearing my contacts ^-^;
Now, to be more serious, would I get in trouble for reproducing my old fetish list? I won't if I would.
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You know this was intended to be a joke fetish topic, and not really an actual fetish one :V
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You know this was intended to be a joke fetish topic, and not really an actual fetish one :V
Nothing turns out as intended in CPMC
NOTHING
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Guro don't do it for me.
We will have to fix that.
Recent:
Spidergirls
Impregnation
Oviposition
Noncon
Bondage
Reverse traps
Anal
The list will grow.
contact info right over there, drop me an IM if you'd like to play~
If only you were a female. I would be all over dat. :V
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You know this was intended to be a joke fetish topic, and not really an actual fetish one :V
...uh
YEAH I WAS TOTALLY JOKING ABOUT THAT HAHAHAHA
I wish I liked normal things ;_;
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Blonds.
Blonds are hot. :V
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You know this was intended to be a joke fetish topic, and not really an actual fetish one :V
Welp.
Although, I don't really care that you all know my fetishes now.
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I'm a bit of a masochist and I enjoy green hair
Blonds.
Blonds are hot. :V
*Brofist
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I enjoy green hair
Well, whaddya know, another grass fetishist! :]
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If only you were a female. I would be all over dat. :V
Curses! Betrayed by my anatomy once more!
...maybe I should try being a trap...
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Curses! Betrayed by my anatomy once more!
...maybe I should try being a trap...
Quick get rid of that post before Moerin sees it :ohdear:
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Quick get rid of that post before Moerin sees it :ohdear:
Sanitize that quote before he sees it.
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I'm a bit of a masochist and I enjoy green hair
SCREW THE GROUND YOU SICK FUCK
i keed :smug :
Quick save that post until Moerin sees it >:D
fix'd
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Besides, many glasses these days are anti-glare and such; mine are, so I never have issues with that--
I love my glasses, but I do have one problem with them, and that is that they fog up. You might think that is a rare occurrence, but that isn't so. See, once you introduce high humidity and/or cold weather to a helmet your vision goes to hell in a hand-basket. I have a permanent solution to the helmet visor fogging up, but that won't work on glasses.
I think if I ever started wearing contacts (oh god do I hate putting things in or near my eyes, even eye drops) I'd end up getting lenses that aren't intended to correct vision made and keep wearing my glasses :V
Uh...I like dress shirts. Partially or completely unbuttoned, but it shouldn't show off too much because some things are better left to the imagination (at least temporarily ;)).
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I'm a bit of a masochist and I enjoy green hair
same but long black hair is better
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Long Black, Blonde, unusual colors such as Red or Blue(oh god Blue hair :*) hair FTW. I sure am picky, aren't I? xD
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I love my glasses, but I do have one problem with them, and that is that they fog up. You might think that is a rare occurrence, but that isn't so. See, once you introduce high humidity and/or cold weather to a helmet your vision goes to hell in a hand-basket. I have a permanent solution to the helmet visor fogging up, but that won't work on glasses.
I think if I ever started wearing contacts (oh god do I hate putting things in or near my eyes, even eye drops) I'd end up getting lenses that aren't intended to correct vision made and keep wearing my glasses :V
Yeah, having fogged-up glasses is really irritating; especially after you get out of the shower and want to be able to see what you're doing while combing your hair or brushing your teeth. x_x
Before getting the glasses I have now, I decided that I never wanted to wear glasses again, so I'd give contacts a try.
I didn't even last a week. They feel so weird! Kind of like an eyelash permanently stuck in your eye. :(
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I remember my mother tried contacts some 3 or 4 years ago.
One night she forgot to take them off to sleep and woke up with one of them lost in the back of her eye inside her skull and there was blood and pus and shit and her eye was all swollen.
Yeah, she decided glasses were safer :v
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We share quite a few odd tastes :o
...Well, even if we don't agree on glasses, there is quite a bit of overlap. I guess blood and bandages can go hand in hand after all as well~
And I like nice hats.
Maybe I should say I like impressive headgear and hair. Not really a sexual thing, but certainly attractive.
Manly men make me feel straight ヽ(?ー｀)ﾉ
Can I say the same about girly girls and still feel similar to you, Ruro? Cuz I'm only into men if they can really pull off not looking like men. :|
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Curses! Betrayed by my anatomy once more!
...maybe I should try being a trap...
(http://i41.tinypic.com/13zaagx.jpg)
What're you doing later, sweet thing~? Ufufu~
Also, right there with you all about the uniforms thing (and bandages, oh god I have this weird fetish for "damaged" girls). Mmmm, yes... Although as for the manly man thing, uh... Never been a fan of musclebound bruisers, to be honest. Ew...
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What're you doing later, sweet thing~?
You, I'd hope~
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Yeah, having fogged-up glasses is really irritating; especially after you get out of the shower and want to be able to see what you're doing while combing your hair or brushing your teeth. x_x
It's a bigger issue when you're on a motorcycle in traffic :P Especially at a stop.
Combing my hair is the least of my concern. Also, I keep my hair pretty short because trying to do anything with it is a pointless endeavor.
Before getting the glasses I have now, I decided that I never wanted to wear glasses again, so I'd give contacts a try.
I didn't even last a week. They feel so weird! Kind of like an eyelash permanently stuck in your eye. :(
It can take up to a month or more to get used to them. It also depends on the materials.
Glasses got a lot more comfortable when I switched to a titanium frame. I'm not sure how much weight I saved since I got high index lenses, but I imagine that the frame was where most of the weight on the old ones were at.
(http://i41.tinypic.com/13zaagx.jpg)
and bandages, oh god I have this weird fetish for "damaged" girls
So I take it Ryomou, Rei, and Abiru (from SZS) are high on your list?
Does sarashi count?
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Yeah we know you got em, well now's the time to confess. And I ain't talking about weak hussy shit like "DFC" or "zettai ryouiki". I'm talking about the hardcore fucked up perverted shit locked deep within you. The deepest of your deepest desires. The stuff that will awaken every single one of your primodial reproductive instincts at the same time with just a single afterthought.
Well I don't think I have any hardcore fetishes though. My biggest fetish is definitely thigh highs. It doesn't even have to be zettai ryouki. I just love thigh highs in general. One of my other fetishes is girls with red hair.
Oh, and traps. I also enjoy making girly guys dress up as girls. I'm really looking forward to seeing your punishment pictures Nobu~<3
Well I do like some manly guys, but I just find I like girly men and traps more then manly men most of the time. Depends on the guy I guess.
That.
Putting glasses on a girl makes her appear a lot more attractive to me in an instant.
I guess that must be why so many people tell me I look better with my glasses on (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=4770.msg253253#msg253253) then :P
Putting on my glasses makes me feel like a moron, though D:
Ruka said I looked all right with them on, but I try to avoid them whenever possible. It's also part of a pet peeve (sometimes when I take photos of other people, their glasses catch the reflection of my flash). Glasses are an annoyance. :|
Though, in class, I pretty much always have to wear glasses. I sit too far away to be able to see the board at the front of the class very well. :<
I used to never wear mine back in high school except for taking notes in class. But eventually not being able to see very far became a huge annoyance. So I just wear my glasses all the time now.
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Oh, and traps. I also enjoy making girly guys dress up as girls. I'm really looking forward to seeing your punishment pictures Nobu~<3
FFFFFFf Dammit you just reminded me about that.
Time to harass Nobu more >:D
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Yeah we know you got em, well now's the time to confess. And I ain't talking about weak hussy shit like "DFC" or "zettai ryouiki". I'm talking about the hardcore fucked up perverted shit locked deep within you.
Would lolicon count?
how the fuck do you make your text so small
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how the fuck do you make your text so small
Quote this post to find out!
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I guess that must be why so many people tell me I look better with my glasses on (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=4770.msg253253#msg253253) then :P
Listen to those people's words, for they are words of truth :D
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It's a bigger issue when you're on a motorcycle in traffic :P Especially at a stop.
Combing my hair is the least of my concern. Also, I keep my hair pretty short because trying to do anything with it is a pointless endeavor.
Glasses got a lot more comfortable when I switched to a titanium frame. I'm not sure how much weight I saved since I got high index lenses, but I imagine that the frame was where most of the weight on the old ones were at.
I suppose I'll never understand that one, since I have no intention of riding or owning a motorcycle :V I like my car.
My glasses are pretty much black plastic frames, nothing durable or anything, but they just look so much better on me than the other types I had been wearing since 1st grade. I've had these for 4 years now, and the frames are slightly cracked in a few places, so I probably should find a new, yet similar pair soon.
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Uh yeah I like Green Hair too. But it's obvious so yeah. (...now thinking back, most of my favorite characters I had in my life were green haired, huh)
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You know this was intended to be a joke fetish topic, and not really an actual fetish one :V
FFFFFFFFFFF you could have told us that earlier. Oh well, might as well continue while I'm at it.
Chubby girls
Pregnancy
Egg Laying
Those also apply to me.
I'm nearly omnifetishistic. Guro and scat don't do it for me, but beyond that, anything can turn me on if it's presented in a sufficiently sexual context.
Recent:
Spidergirls
Impregnation
I'm getting the feeling I influenced those :V Either that or this influenced it:
[nsfw]http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/630524/arachnid-bad_end-black_hair-blush-hat-heart-kuroda[/nsfw]
I really really really suggest that most should not look at the picture, unless you like pregnancy and parasitic beings coming out of several orifices. Basically, I only suggest it to people such as Erebrus, Lumber and me.
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FFFFFFFFFFF you could have told us that earlier. Oh well, might as well continue while I'm at it.
[nsfw]http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/630524/arachnid-bad_end-black_hair-blush-hat-heart-kuroda[/nsfw]
I really really really suggest that most should not look at the picture, unless you like pregnancy and parasitic beings coming out of several orifices. Basically, I only suggest it to people such as Erebrus, Lumber and me.
I haven't looked at it yet, but that sounds lovely. :/
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No one will share my Bondage Hand Sanitizers fetish
I AM LONELY
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I really really really suggest that most should not look at the picture, unless you like pregnancy and parasitic beings coming out of several orifices. Basically, I only suggest it to people such as Erebrus, Lumber and me.
Well, none of those are a turn OFF for me, I just view things in a different light than most perusers of /d/ stuff :P. I prefer to imagine myself in the situation rather than objectively enjoying it. And then we add the fact it's easier to ask what I DON'T like, meaning I can basically enjoy most pictures I can put myself into :P.
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seeing beecock(no don't look it up), are bees also a fetish?
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Oh, and traps. I also enjoy making girly guys dress up as girls. I'm really looking forward to seeing your punishment pictures Nobu~<3
You are truly a kindred spirit, Valentia~ And Nobu is a god damn cocktease. >.< Yes, I know you don't have the time, etc. to do it right now, Imouto-chan. I can wait, for I know it will be worth it, ufufu~
So I take it Ryomou, Rei, and Abiru (from SZS) are high on your list?
Does sarashi count?
Um... Let's just say I eagerly await the full release of Katawa Shojo and leave it at that, ahah~
Also oh god yes sarashi~<3
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Cat ears, tails, painted noses and whiskers; girly-looking girls who dress and act like boys; school uniforms, and a few others that are a little more hardcore/creepy :P
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Nerdy girls. Especially science-y ones. From my first girlfriend onwards, it's the one thing they almost all had in common.
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I've heard of unisex, but I've never tried it.
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I really really really suggest that most should not look at the picture, unless you like pregnancy and parasitic beings coming out of several orifices. Basically, I only suggest it to people such as Erebrus, Lumber and me.
You should really start adding me to those counts from now on.
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seeing beecock(no don't look it up), are bees also a fetish?
I've never heard of this, but it wouldn't surprise me. There are fetishes for pretty much everything. I remember reading about some poor kid who had a fetish for the exhaust pipes of cars.
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It's a bigger issue when you're on a motorcycle in traffic :P Especially at a stop.
Yaaay a confirmed motorbiker :D
The worst is riding in fog and rain. Like when the visibility on the visor drops low enough your forced to open it, and then youve only got a few seconds till your glasses end up the same. Got caught in a really nasty situation once where I lost all visibility, I just had to whip my glasses off. Thankfully, I had someone on the back, shouted at the top of my voice to take them and put my glasses in their hands. otherwise I might have had to just throw them away tbh. Had no other choice the situation was so dire at the time, I was scared shitless lol
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Oh, and traps. I also enjoy making girly guys dress up as girls. I'm really looking forward to seeing your punishment pictures Nobu~<3
:ohdear:
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are bees also a fetish?
http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=886
Also, manly men ≠ musclebound. Just to clarify. It has more to do with attitude and behaviour than physical appearance.
And I'm looking forward to writing Nobu-meido~ :3
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Also, manly men ≠ musclebound. Just to clarify. It has more to do with attitude and behaviour than physical appearance.
that's terrible because that statement reminded me of
♪ MAN WITH A GIRL'S VOICE ♪
okay, maybe i should stop watching flapjack
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it's a little girl's voice :V
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it's a little girl's voice :V
sorry, i forgot :<
also that dog meows
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Also, manly men ≠ musclebound. Just to clarify. It has more to do with attitude and behaviour than physical appearance.
Mmmm, maybe that's my problem... I always seem to equate "manliness" with "musclebound, knuckle-dragging jerks". Mostly because all of the guys I've met who were ever described as "manly" were, uh, musclebound knuckle-dragging jerks. Ahah~
Besides, girly guys tend to be more sensitive and in touch with their emotions in my experience, and I like people like that, so... Yeah~
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FFFFFFFFFFF you could have told us that earlier. Oh well, might as well continue while I'm at it.
Those also apply to me.
I'm getting the feeling I influenced those :V Either that or this influenced it:
[nsfw]http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/630524/arachnid-bad_end-black_hair-blush-hat-heart-kuroda[/nsfw]
I really really really suggest that most should not look at the picture, unless you like pregnancy and parasitic beings coming out of several orifices. Basically, I only suggest it to people such as Erebrus, Lumber and me.
Huh, I knew you were into the latter 2, but never the former. This is good news.
Also, I wouldn't say you or the posted image influenced those sorta fetishes within me. Those have always been a thing about me WAY before I knew about this site or Touhou for that matter (using those as an example).
Even so, that pic is delicious, have it saved on my flashdrive for future eye pleasing purposes.
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are bees also a fetish?
Hibachi x Sapz OTP.
/me waves
Moerin: I'm gonna agree with Ruro on the manly =/= musclebound thing. To me it's always seemed much more to do with your frame of mind and how you react to things. :V
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Armstrong in FMA is not manly and is a musclebound. The True Man is Al Bundy, of course!
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/me waves
Moerin: I'm gonna agree with Ruro on the manly =/= musclebound thing. To me it's always seemed much more to do with your frame of mind and how you react to things. :V
You've got me curious, Whats the hibachi thing about? I was looking up the rough equivilent of my name in japanese not so long ago and yeah.... thats why it caught my eye :V
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You've got me curious, Whats the hibachi thing about? I was looking up the rough equivilent of my name in japanese not so long ago and yeah.... thats why it caught my eye :V
Hibachi is the True Last Boss of the Dodonpachi series. He is also a bee, who is on fire. This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG9COkH6QYs) is probably my favourite incarnation; watch this, if nothing else. Here's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHYI1R4xkls) the original, and here's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVSVrcUW17E#t=1m50s) the latest one. As you can see, it's not exactly a walk in the park. :V
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Holy freakin shit lol. Thats not danmaku. thats just plain EVIL
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Also, manly men ≠ musclebound. Just to clarify. It has more to do with attitude and behaviour than physical appearance.
I like you a lot, Ruro.
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I like you a lot, Ruro.
Not the best thing to post in a topic about fetishes, really.
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Gefilte fish.
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I'm a Ruro-fetishist. Sleepy moe~
And I'm looking forward to writing Nobu-meido~ :3
D:
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I'm a Ruro-fetishist.
Goddamnit I was going to say thatHoly freakin shit lol. Thats not danmaku. thats just plain EVIL
It's beautiful.
/me cackles madly
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I also seem to have a Sapz fetish, especially after you start saying Harry Potter spells in that voice of yours :*
Ahaha.
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Wingardium Leviosa!
>:3
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Wingardium Leviosa!
>:3
I thought that was a link for a minute. How disappointing. :<
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Apparently you should love me forever. I just prefer wearing my contacts ^-^;
Well, there is a reason I said I didn't hold your Mikuru cosplay against you. :P
You know this was intended to be a joke fetish topic, and not really an actual fetish one :V
I was kinda hoping it would derail into an object fetishes discussion, mostly because we already did the Freudian fetishes thing already. But it doesn't surprise me, people seem to have a fetish for fetishes. :V
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Wingardium Leviosa!
>:3
Est Nudi.
Bitch.
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I don't think I've mentioned this, but I have a rather irrational fetish for gals in armor. Not armor as in "lololol chainmail bikini" but as in, actual armor >_>!
I also have a raging hard-on fetish for futanari >_>
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I have a fetish for a few things, like cute girls (not children though, they just seem to damn annoying), long hair, smiles.
I know that Usotsukiya made me develop a foot fetish and all. I need to remember them all...hold on...
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I don't think I've mentioned this, but I have a rather irrational fetish for gals in armor. Not armor as in "lololol chainmail bikini" but as in, actual armor >_>! I also have a raging hard-on fetish for futanari >_>
I have to admit it, but I agree with the Spoiler-tagged one... I'm not crazy for it. but I oddly like it... I don't even know why I like it o.O I also find the armor one nice to look at, actual solid armor as well. Samus being an easy-to-know example of this.
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And I'm looking forward to writing Nobu-meido~ :3
I'm looking forward to seeing the fic and Nobu's pics ;)
Mmmm, maybe that's my problem... I always seem to equate "manliness" with "musclebound, knuckle-dragging jerks". Mostly because all of the guys I've met who were ever described as "manly" were, uh, musclebound knuckle-dragging jerks. Ahah~
Besides, girly guys tend to be more sensitive and in touch with their emotions in my experience, and I like people like that, so... Yeah~
You pretty much summed up exactly how I feel in regards to that. I have nothing against manly men so long as the guy isn't a muscle bound pea brain.
Armstrong in FMA is not manly and is a musclebound. The True Man is Al Bundy, of course!
I would never doubt the integrity of that man's muscles! :V
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Ruro is right, though. If a guy can be masculine without being macho, be a gentleman without being a douchebag, and have the personality and emotional sensitivity to crown it all off.. I am sold. So, so sold.
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Thanks you guys. Now I am doubting my worth as a male. :ohdear:
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At least you have personal worth to doubt you lucky man. I haven't felt that I had any personal worth in years.
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Confidence also helps.
maybe that isn't a very helpful comment, though
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Trance and MU aren't the only ones with a futa fetish.
>:D
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Moerin: I'm gonna agree with Ruro on the manly =/= musclebound thing. To me it's always seemed much more to do with your frame of mind and how you react to things. :V
Yeah, well, the thing is, when I think "manly", the first things that spring to mind are arrogance, inability to show much emotion at all in fear of being seen as weak, borderline misogyny, generally acting like a jerk all the time, basically a lot of traits that I really don't like. Maybe I've just been meeting the wrong people, though, but still...
...Also I'll never understand the whole futa thing. What's so attractive about taking a cute girl and sticking the most disgusting part of human anatomy onto her? Again, maybe it's just me.
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...Also I'll never understand the whole futa thing. What's so attractive about taking a cute girl and sticking the most disgusting part of human anatomy onto her? Again, maybe it's just me.
Because the penis is obviously objectively the most disgusting part of human anatomy. Phalluses are only as disgusting as you use them or make them out to be.
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:cocks:
:byakuren:
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:cocks:
:byakuren:
GODDAMNIT SUICOMMA WHY
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Chainmail bikinis are just shiny swimsuits.
Girls with armor? Pretty sexy. :>
I may sprouting crap though.
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Holy freakin shit lol. Thats not danmaku. thats just plain EVIL
Here's some more Hibachi: Dodonpachi Daifukkatsu Black Label (Strong Style) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVSVrcUW17E).
The true final boss is still Hibachi, but the boss before him (Taisabachi) got a new name in Black Label: Supreme Weapon of Extreme Hellish Anihilation - Golden Disaster. Hibachi is even worse :V
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GODDAMNIT SUICOMMA WHY
(http://i44.tinypic.com/2l9qw04.jpg)
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Because the penis is obviously objectively the most disgusting part of human anatomy. Phalluses are only as disgusting as you use them or make them out to be.
Like I said, it might just be me. But I really do think the erect penis embodies a lot of things that squick me out. That fact alone is probably a major factor as to why I'd prefer to be the dominant half of a guy/guy relationship.
Chainmail bikinis are just shiny swimsuits.
Girls with armor? Pretty sexy. :>
I may sprouting crap though.
Crap? I think you make perfect sense~ Then again, this is coming from the guy with a raging mecha musume fetish, so.
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Because the penis is obviously objectively the most disgusting part of human anatomy. Phalluses are only as disgusting as you use them or make them out to be.
Wait, you can't be serious. How can you even achieve objectivity on something like that? You can't.
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Wait, you can't be serious. How can you even achieve objectivity on something like that? You can't.
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I was being sarcastic with that statement >_>
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I was being sarcastic with that statement >_>
Ahaha, I just experienced a false transmission of sarcasm due to a relatively cue-deprived medium of communication! :D Real world experience of my research! Thanks Trance~
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Ahaha, I just experienced a false transmission of sarcasm due to a relatively cue-deprived medium of communication! :D Real world experience of my research! Thanks Trance~
And this, my friends, is why sarcasm is the worst form of device to use when conveying disdain... on the internet
IT DOESN'T WORK AAAAAAA
MDICKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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ITT What is a fetish? A miserable pile of embarassment.
I feel terrible for liking this kind of thread. So revealing.
*~heaven mode~*
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ITT What is a fetish? A miserable pile of embarassment.
???
But I don't feel embarassed about liking girls with glasses, not at all. Does that mean I'm weird :ohdear:
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Yeah, well, the thing is, when I think "manly", the first things that spring to mind are arrogance, inability to show much emotion at all in fear of being seen as weak, borderline misogyny, generally acting like a jerk all the time, basically a lot of traits that I really don't like. Maybe I've just been meeting the wrong people, though, but still...
A "manly man" in the eyes of most women is a strong, self-assured person who can "protect" his partner and make her feel secure without being an ass-kisser. Arrogance, muscles, being a dick, etc. have nothing to do with it.
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I'm a Ruro-fetishist. Sleepy moe~
D:
I am a sleepy fetishist
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So you would rape anyone who opens their mouth and yawn?
or rather
you would jam your cock into any mouth that yawns?
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FFFFFFFFFFF you could have told us that earlier. Oh well, might as well continue while I'm at it.
It's in CPMC. （ ?Д`）
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you would jam your cock into any mouth that yawns?
I'm seriously tempted to try this.
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So you would rape anyone who opens their mouth and yawn?
or rather
you would jam your cock into any mouth that yawns?
I don't rape.
I will only do you in your sleep if you say I can <3
I am 100% serious about this. Is that bad?
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???
But I don't feel embarassed about liking girls with glasses, not at all. Does that mean I'm weird :ohdear:
*technically* those girls are disadvantaged, so probably!
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I'm seriously tempted to try this.
even if it is a man?
ewwww
I don't rape.
I will only do you in your sleep if you say I can <3
I am 100% serious about this. Is that bad?
You can't rape the willing stupid.
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But I don't rape people.
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But I don't rape people.
Then we'll all rape you.
all at once.
without lube.
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ahahahahaha I love these
Uniforms, humiliation, crossdressing, slight exhibitionism, and a teensy tiny itty bitty bit of wetting.
Not watersports or that diaper shit. Just the vaguely cute kind. Like the "oh noooo uguu ;_____;" kind.
Uniforms are a pretty big thing for me. I have absolutely no idea why. It may have something to do with order, but I don't know. Another biggun' is humiliation and exhibitionism. Those kind of go in the same boat with the way I view them. No, I don't mean the creepy flasher type, just so you know. Crossdressing is cute. Traps are cute. And wetting, to me, can be cute depending on the situation. I guess I just like the embarrassment rather than the "product".
Don't kill me. :>
Then we'll all rape you.
all at once.
without lube.
Good god, Kuma! You can't rape the willing!
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Then we won't rape him I guess?
Maybe we can dress him up in a lady's uniform and then parade him around in puplic till he pees
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You can rape the willing by not raping them and telling them in a long speech, why not and why they should be ashamed for being willing to be raped.
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Then we won't rape him I guess?
Maybe we can dress him up in a lady's uniform
Erm...well I uh
and then parade him around in puplic till he pees
NO
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Oh? Does dusty want to be the little girl?
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NONONONONO
as long as it's not in public
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YOU SAY NO, ALL I HEAR IS YES
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YOU SAY NO, ALL I HEAR IS YES
NONONONONO
as long as it's not in public
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A "manly man" in the eyes of most women is a strong, self-assured person who can "protect" his partner and make her feel secure without being an ass-kisser.
The thing is, those are, um, all feminine traits in my eyes. Being loving, supportive, caring, etc. Aren't they usually seen as feminine?
YOU SAY NO, ALL I HEAR IS YES
So wait, we're making Dusty into a trap~? Ufufu~<3 >:D
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NO
I AM NOT A GOOD TRAP
Also I'm going to bed. Pleas don't rape me in my sleep ;_;
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The thing is, those are, um, all feminine traits in my eyes. Being loving, supportive, caring, etc. Aren't they usually seen as feminine?
So wait, we're making Dusty into a trap~? Ufufu~<3 >:D
Why turn him into a trap if we could completely turn him female? :V Let's see how much he'll like the new body >:D
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Why turn him into a trap if we could completely turn him female? :V Let's see how much he'll like the new body >:D
But he'd want that. Besides, it's more fun to see him squirm as we force him into a cute little dress, no~? And then out of it~
Ufufu~ >:D
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strong, self-assured person who can "protect" his partner and make her feel secure
those are, um, all feminine traits in my eyes
What? If strong, self-assured and protective are feminine traits for you, I'm really interested in what masculine attributes would be then.
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ITT Dusty bites off more than he can shallow.
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those are, um, all feminine traits in my eyes
What? If strong, self-assured and protective are feminine traits for you, I'm really interested in what masculine attributes would be then.
I see strong, self-assured and protective as "motherly" traits.
...Also, there is a very good chance that my views on gender are very, very, very screwed up. So, um, yeah. I'm probably just crazy, or stupid, or both. Sigh.
All I really know is that all of the women I've known who told me they wanted "manly" men went off with arrogant jerks, so. Maybe I just have bad experiences in that field and am projecting... Something. I don't know.
ITT Dusty bites off more than he can shallow.
I hope so, ufufu~ >:D
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Feeling sleepy too. BRB, Rapeing Dusty in his sleep
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All I really know is that all of the women I've known who told me they wanted "manly" men went off with arrogant jerks, so.
This is a paradox that, though I have not experienced it much myself, I have heard a lot about.
For reasons unknown, a number of girls here seem to want a 'manly' man not in the sense of outwards appearance but inner traits, which are those you defined as 'motherly', which is perfectly fine, but then end up choosing some muscular jerk and complain about him being unsensitive etc. afterwards. :/
It's not a majority that does that, of course, but still...
Of course, society contributes to that by perpetuating the image of the muscular, yet sensitive, caring etc. manly man, which in reality doesn't exist as much as some people like to believe.
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Some girls are just attracted to jackasses. Just as some men are attracted to vapid drama dolls.
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Some girls are just attracted to jackasses.
Probably, though I doubt that those are the ones that will complain later.
Also, jackasses seem to have developed outstanding acting skill just so they get to screw whatever they want. And for everything else, there is alcohol. ::)
Mind you, this is just my subjective view.
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It gets better, don't worry. Girls for the most part get wiser with experience and learn to appreciate men of quality.
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Oh right, A-F made me develop new fetishes, like girls in chairs.
Frills, hats, knee-socks. Oh, and thanks to Happiness there's only one trap I'll like because he turns into a girl in the end >.>
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It gets better, don't worry. Girls for the most part get wiser with experience and learn to appreciate men of quality.
True, there is no reason to worry. As far as I see it, the jerks here are becoming dumber with each generation, which impacts their ability to act like a normal person. So the number of girls falling for their facades should decrease naturally over time :D
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It gets better, don't worry. Girls for the most part get wiser with experience and learn to appreciate men of quality.
I forever hold out hope that this actually happens. Maybe one day, I guess... Sigh.
Oh, and thanks to Happiness there's only one trap I'll like because he turns into a girl in the end >.>
Only in the bad ending. Thankfully, if you make the right choice you can get the good ending where that doesn't happen~
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I feel bad missing whole days of this thread because it means responding to posts from two pages ago... And I'm using the 50-posts per page setting. :<
I've been called both "manly" and "motherly," so I guess I know what Moerin means. I'm not muscular at all, but I do project my confidence (whether it be true or not). Unfortunately, the only women interested in me are fifteen and women my own age don't really look my way. :<
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Probably, though I doubt that those are the ones that will complain later.
Also, jackasses seem to have developed outstanding acting skill just so they get to screw whatever they want. And for everything else, there is alcohol. ::)
Mind you, this is just my subjective view.
What girl marries a bodyguard anyways
or Guts for that matter
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Probably, though I doubt that those are the ones that will complain later.
That, or they don't realize that the traits they're attracted to are actually signs of jackassery - or that their interpretations of actions or accurate, or not realizing what they REALLY feel attracted to as opposed to their claims, or acting on inaccurate stereotypes, or neglecting the problem in favor of things like sexual attraction, money, social power/access, or less conscious desire/acceptance/preference for being abused.
Really, there are a lot of possibilities!
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I did say most girls.
I'm reminded of something Robert Crumb said on this topic: "I can't tell you how many times I've seen some guy acting like a complete asshole in public, and some girl near me saying, 'Who's that guy over there? He seems really interesting.'"
The flip side of this of course is that guys are even bigger idiots when it comes to girls.
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Then we won't rape him I guess?
Maybe we can dress him up in a lady's uniform and then parade him around in puplic till he pees
That is so hawt...
I dunno what to say. SHALL WE BEGIN IMMEDIATELY?
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EAR RAPE (http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9294729)
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It gets better, don't worry. Girls for the most part get wiser with experience and learn to appreciate men of quality.
This is why I can't get any more pissed off at "LOL TEENAGE RELATIONSHIPS" than I already am, because it imbibes the idea that, you know, maybe you shouldn't get into a deal with a complete asshole/complete selfish drama doll. Yes this applies to both genders and I'll be even more livid about it if people say that this only happens to one of the sexes (three guesses to which it is, the first one doesn't count).
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A "manly man" in the eyes of most women is a strong, self-assured person who can "protect" his partner and make her feel secure without being an ass-kisser. Arrogance, muscles, being a dick, etc. have nothing to do with it.
Oh my god, this. I think these are qualities inherent to being a good PERSON in general, though. A woman can have traits similar to these-- confidence, being self-assured, "strong" (whatever that means), supportive, not afraid of being loving in public-- without having big boobs, nice legs, whatever and still be incredibly attractive on sheer basis of personality.
As such, I don't view them as inherently feminine or masculine traits, as Theorin said. I view them as qualities of a good person on the whole.
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Thanks for making me feel better, Ruro. Unless being loving in public means PDA. :3
Now I just need to find ways to make myself grow a bit taller and maybe deepen my voice. :V
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Now I just need to find ways to make myself grow a bit taller and maybe deepen my voice. :V
I wanna be cute too~
Your personal text betrays you :V
But yeah, it's exactly as Ruro said. Now we just need to bash that into the heads of all those people who think otherwise >:3
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Hush. I can want both! >:<
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Thanks for making me feel better, Ruro. Unless being loving in public means PDA. :3
I meant just not being afraid to show affection (holding hands, arm around shoulder, etc), not those scary people who visibly try and grope each other in public. That's just gross. :V
Also, deep voice, yum. I can live without it, to be sure, but deep voices are great~
... even though I have one myself, and cannot sing more than a low-key alto for that reason. -_- I don't fit many standards of femininity, but I still aspire to them, insofar as they are standards of being a good person.
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Oh, good. I didn't really think you were into PDA, Ruro, but I had to be sure!
And I guess I might not have to work on my voice as much as I thought. Kanako and I may sound a bit similar, but Anathe thinks I sound like AF for some reason. :V
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... even though I have one myself, and cannot sing more than a low-key alto for that reason. -_- I don't fit many standards of femininity, but I still aspire to them, insofar as they are standards of being a good person.
And here I didn't really like the onset of my, like, bass voice since I grew up on higher-pitched singers like Freddy Mercury. :(
what's PDA
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EAR RAPE (http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9294729)
dammit prody ilu :V
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Oh my god, this. I think these are qualities inherent to being a good PERSON in general, though. A woman can have traits similar to these-- confidence, being self-assured, "strong" (whatever that means), supportive, not afraid of being loving in public-- without having big boobs, nice legs, whatever and still be incredibly attractive on sheer basis of personality.
As such, I don't view them as inherently feminine or masculine traits, as Theorin said. I view them as qualities of a good person on the whole.
I love you peoples. \o/
Having nice legs is a quality inherent to being a good person in general too though. :3
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Not that anyone asked, but speaking from the perspective of a heterosexual guy, confidence isn't a trait that I find attractive per se. I like girls who are smart, creative, and feminine. High self-confidence is nice but not a must-have.
I also like uniqueness, even if it means dating girls who are a little crazy. 90% of the girls I talk to wear the same lame clothes, talk about the same lame stuff, it's boring.
Having nice legs is a quality inherent to being a good person in general too though. :3
Bro fist.
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*yawn* Ugh ,why do I feel so weird?
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*yawn* Ugh ,why do I feel so weird?
Your bed is much more comfy than mine, I look forward to the next time
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...wait, what?
WHY DO I HAVE A MAID OUTFIT ON WHAT THE FUCK
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Hush. I can want both! >:<
I first read that as "I can want bofh!"
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I first read that as "I can want bofh!"
This is not an unhealthy desire.
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...wait, what?
WHY DO I HAVE A MAID OUTFIT ON WHAT THE FUCK
and why do I kind of like this
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and why do I kind of like this
it's okay dustyjo...
it's okay.
/me pats dustyjo on the back and shushes him
it's not kuma's fault that you put it on before you went to bed.He can't see well in the dark and couldnt tell what you were dressed in.
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EEWWW BUT THAT'S JUST GROOOOSSS
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Why did he have to rape me though ;_;
he could have just asked
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albeit sleepy, a "yeah sure whatever" as an answer clearly means yes.
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This thread is going dodgy. :/
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This thread is going dodgy. :/
four letters
CPMC
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This thread is going dodgy. :/
That it is. And if it continues that way, there shall be consequences. Consider this a first warning.
four letters
CPMC
That is not an excuse. Clean up your act, or one of the nice janitors will clean it up for you.
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It's kinda' my fault. I started it, I should have ended it sooner.
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Back on topic, I pick m nose at night, in the bathroom. Nothing sexual, but damn it feels good.
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It's kinda' my fault. I started it, I should have ended it sooner.
No, people are just stupid and assume just because it's CPMC you can get away with horrendously creepy shit.
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Yeah for some reason my judgement was blurred between stupid and creepy.
Wont happen again, sorry.
Back on topic uh...
I like men who smell nice. Kind of a fetish?
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albeit sleepy, a "yeah sure whatever" as an answer clearly means yes.
well, surely this is a bad idea anyway.
Yeah for some reason my judgement was blurred between stupid and creepy.
Wont happen again, sorry.
Back on topic uh...
I like men who smell nice. Kind of a fetish?
Only if you use cologne that I like.
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Only if you use cologne that I like.
I actually like a man's raw smell.
Deoderants and colones kind of smell terribad when layered too much.
And dont get me started on how terribad Axe is.
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Axe sucks, men stink, Rexona V8 forever.
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I actually like a man's raw smell.
Deoderants and colones kind of smell terribad when layered too much.
And dont get me started on how terribad Axe is.
like ugh, I am not talking about those, you know something like Hugo Boss and Armani? yeah, those are a different place altogether. Heck, even L'Occitane today makes great natural scents for men to bold their aural presences. Raw smell wise... not so much.
Plus who doesn't like a freshly showered man with a dash of acutely layered cologne?
Axe sucks, men stink, Rexona V8 forever.
I will be sure not to smell you later homie. (you would smell like a musk rat too, enjoy your ewww faces)
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I actually like a man's raw smell.
That reminds me that I found out that apparently women loves the smell of other women on you >.>
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And dont get me started on how terribad Axe is.
Axe sucks
What!? Man, I hate you guys.
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No, people are just stupid and assume just because it's CPMC you can get away with horrendously creepy shit.
:/
No need to be on a high horse now, unless you want me to quote some stuff you wrote earlier this thread that could be deemed 'horrendously creepy shit' by some.
Anyway, cologne makes me want to pass out. I have a hangup on cucumber melon due to a crush I had back in the beginning of high school. Of course the feeling towards that crush are long gone, now replaced by a nice pleasant and nostalgic feeling.
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ITT we discuss the effects of cologne, perfume, and pheromones.
No need to be on a high horse now, unless you want me to quote some stuff you wrote earlier this thread that could be deemed 'horrendously creepy shit' by some.
Hey I even spoiler-tagged that shit ;(
Fine, I won't say shit like that again. Jeez. :[
::)
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I will be sure not to smell you later homie. (you would smell like a musk rat too, enjoy your ewww faces)
What?! I'm very clean, you know :<
And I use cologne in decently small and noble ammounts to go out.
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What!? Man, I hate you guys.
You use cheap stuff on yourself and you smell cheap.
nobody likes you.
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Hey I even spoiler-tagged that shit ;(
Fine, I won't say shit like that again. Jeez. :[
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Spoiler tag is no excuse. And sorry Trance, but I just hate when people act condescending when there's no reason to be.
You use cheap stuff on yourself and you smell cheap.
nobody likes you.
Hey man, don't be messin' with mah homeboy.
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really guys, use more perfume.
and decent perfume please.
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hey shut up I love manstink
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This thread is going dodgy. :/
Please, I encourage you all, use the report button. No one will know it was you. Thanks.
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The day cologne ceases to exist is the day I smile a little more.
Please, I encourage you all, use the report button. No one will know it was you. Thanks.
Seriously.
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What!? Man, I hate you guys.
Thirding the Axe-hate bandwagon, sorry. Axe isn't all that bad, but from personal experience, the guys I used to do sports with would practically take a shower in it. It was disgusting. My favourite body spray on guys is actually Old Spice (and yes, I decided this years before that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE&fmt=22) video.)
And yes, please use the report button. I got lucky and clicked this thread just because, but otherwise that old conversation would have just continued and more than likely gotten worse.
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pheromones
inb4Wriggle
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There's nothing I enjoy more than spraying on a couple cans of Axe, grabbing a six pack of Natty Ice, and chillin' with my bros on the Gamecube. Oh bby.
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There's nothing I enjoy more than spraying on a couple cans of Axe, grabbing a six pack of Natty Ice, and chillin' with my bros on the Gamecube. Oh bby.
I thought Xbox was Bro Standard. :V
You use cheap stuff on yourself and you smell cheap.
nobody likes you.
Oh AF, don't be such a grumpy charles.
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Spoiler tag is no excuse. And sorry Trance, but I just hate when people act condescending when there's no reason to be.
ok i'm sorry
i was not aware i seemed condenscending, it must still be my "omg cpmc HAET vibe" going on
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I thought Xbox was Bro Standard. :V
Apparently you haven't seen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8). (NSFWish?)
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Well I am sorry I don't walk out to a dinner party smelling like soap and only soap.
I like to dress up for the occasion, externally, and aurally.
Though when I used to smoke that wouldn't matter much since I loved the smell of cigarettes more than anything else then. Oh and yeah John Player's Gold Leaf baby.
but seriously, I am really conscious of how I smell, if I even remotely smell like sweat before I head out the door I would spray stuff on myself.
perfume is one thing, cologne as well, but strangely, I hate body spray. (and Axe)
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ok i'm sorry
i was not aware i seemed condenscending, it must still be my "omg cpmc HAET vibe" going on
There's a world of difference between what you spoiler tagged and LOLRAPE jokes, so I wouldn't be too worried about it.
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:words:
Wearing cologne to a party, yeah I do that. Even to go to a bar to meet my bros(no rape here, bro).
Going to freaking engineering school? V8 kthx. I also hate smelling bad.
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This is not an unhealthy desire.
Sure it is.
Even if you happen to somehow enjoy being on the receiving end of a cattle prod.
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Even if you happen to somehow enjoy being on the receiving end of a cattle prod.
Oh baby, are you going to have fun being civilly disobedient in Americastan~
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Wearing cologne to a party, yeah I do that. Even to go to a bar to meet my bros(no rape here, bro).
Going to freaking engineering school? V8 kthx. I also hate smelling bad.
I don't believe you, I bet you carry a bag full of black dildoes and empty entire cans of Axe on them oh...
lol
frankly tho, I dunno, maybe because I just don't do bodyspray period. I do use Adidas deodorant, once, a blue moon ago.
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I don't use deodorants because I shover every day.
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I first read that as "I can want bofh!"
BOFH (http://www.theregister.co.uk/odds/bofh/)?
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I dunno much about smells and stuff, but I do use deodorant after I shower every day. When I go out, I do use a little bit of "Jan's Secret Scent" (actually, it's an unmarked bottle that I don't remember the brand name of) to liven things up a bit. People seem to like it, and I've never gotten any complaints about wearing too much, so I guess I'm doing all right.
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BOFH (http://www.theregister.co.uk/odds/bofh/)?
for once get into meido so we can conduct serial experiments on your inner psyche
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I like Guro. Curse you David Cronenberg!!
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Guro's amusing
"Oooh, she totally got her guts torn out. Haha awesome!"
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Guro's amusing
"Oooh, she totally got her guts torn out. Haha awesome!"
One that made me laugh was of Abiru from Sayonara Zetusubou Sensei. See, she has a tail fetish and likes pulling on animal tails (she also tried to put a tail on the teacher), even doing it to a lion. Cue fanwork of what would actually happen if you did that to a lion in the real world.
In the series she's perpetually bandaged, and her name is derived from a phrase that means "to bathe in fists". The first episode that had a segment focused on her was about the misconception that her injuries were caused by her father abusing her.
There was also this one about Touhou:
[nsfw]http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/262008/animal_ears-blood-blush-bone-butcher_knife-cat_ear][/nsfw]
Oh Chen, why must you look so cute/happy while you're doing that?
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for once get into meido so we can conduct serial experiments on your inner psyche
Uh oh.
Guro's amusing
"Oooh, she totally got her guts torn out. Haha awesome!"
SHE'S DEAD! SHE'S DEAD AHAHAHAHAHA
See, she has a tail fetish
we would get along well
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There was also this one about Touhou:
[nsfw]http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/262008/animal_ears-blood-blush-bone-butcher_knife-cat_ear][/nsfw]
Oh Chen, why must you look so cute/happy while you're doing that?
Guro's not really my cup of tea, but this guy is amazing. He's one of my favorite artists.
[nsfw]http://katzeh.fur.bz/contents/ktz031003.jpg[/nsfw]
Best Christmas ever.
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I have recalled my love of horse cocks. oh baby.
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I have another, but I'm afraid everyone will hate me if I say it.
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I checked the whole thread, am I the only one with a thing for giantess? :ohdear:
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I checked the whole thread, am I the only one with a thing for giantess? :ohdear:
If Valsione and Diebuster (and those cute Shadow of the Collosus girls on the 'boorus) count as giantesses, then no. No you're not.
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I checked the whole thread, am I the only one with a thing for giantess? :ohdear:
No :Giant Sakuya goes here:
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If Valsione and Diebuster (and those cute Shadow of the Collosus girls on the 'boorus) count as giantesses, then no. No you're not.
Same goes for me when regarding those beauties.
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Giantess is okay. It's not a key fetish of mine (at least not one to make the list) but I can roll with it
Although it DOES tie into vore (albeit soft vore) pretty good...which is a plus for me.
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Oh my god, this. I think these are qualities inherent to being a good PERSON in general, though. A woman can have traits similar to these-- confidence, being self-assured, "strong" (whatever that means), supportive, not afraid of being loving in public-- without having big boobs, nice legs, whatever and still be incredibly attractive on sheer basis of personality.
As such, I don't view them as inherently feminine or masculine traits, as Theorin said. I view them as qualities of a good person on the whole.
So what is your opinion on public displays of affection?
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It all depends on the degree of affection.
My personal opinion is that stuff like hugging and cuddling is fine, more people should do it.
Kissing should only be done in like, movie theatres and when parting.
Groping your lover in public is gross. Sex should be kept to your own home.
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So what is your opinion on public displays of affection?
Public displays of affection are all too often just shows of social posturing, and so make a mockery of what should be intimacy between two people.
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I checked the whole thread, am I the only one with a thing for giantess? :ohdear:
Giantess Moe! (http://www.onemanga.com/Super-Dreadnought_Girl_4946/1/50-51/) It's a link
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I checked the whole thread, am I the only one with a thing for giantess? :ohdear:
Sounds like you want to die by
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3317/3422416323_7cbe4aef23.jpg)
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Sounds like you want to die by
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3317/3422416323_7cbe4aef23.jpg)
But me like snoo snoo!
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Tiny girls are better.
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Ao usagi has invented a new fetish
Behold! [nsfw]http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/651494/ao_usagi-breasts-detached_sleeves-kochiya_sanae-ni[/nsfw]
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Ao usagi can't be human.
Also cosplay fetish anyone?
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Ao Usagi is the best fetish.
I also have a thing for girls in armor and wielding weapons. I'm particular to western swords and polearms, and breastplates over breastsplates.
I have a lot of other things too, but figured this is vanilla enough for this thread ;3
Also, Baity has successfully awakened my latent fetish for drawings of characters taking candid shots of themselves through the mirror with their cell phones. (http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/8919/d02c277216d1b97eab0761f.jpg) (NSFW-ish)
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:3
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Now everyone's favorite shrine maiden(s) are now equipped with detachable breasts. If you don't like the pair of boobs she's carrying, take them off and replace them with ones that match your fancy. It's safe, it's easy, and it's loads of fun for both you and the shrine maiden. Supplies are limited so call now.
I wish you could actually do this
Ao usagi can't be human.
Also cosplay fetish anyone?
For some reason I want to cosplay as Renko No.
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Sneaky Dusty. Sneaky.
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Also, Baity has successfully awakened my latent fetish for drawings of characters taking candid shots of themselves through the mirror with their cell phones. (http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/8919/d02c277216d1b97eab0761f.jpg) (NSFW-ish)
I approve of this.
Also, here's another one you can add to my list: pink hair (http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/7883/krisj.jpg)
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I approve of this.
Also, here's another one you can add to my list: pink hair (http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/7883/krisj.jpg)
That counts as pink ???
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That counts as pink ???
...
Yes. 8)
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JT has a colorbindness fetish.
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apparently my current newest fetish is to have Rou write dirty stories of Iji-AF x someone else...
OMG...I feel dirty~ and happy.
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JT has a colorbindness fetish.
Alright, do I have to fight you guys on this? I'm telling you it's pink. What else would you call it? Red? Pfft. Hell no.
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Hey guys, look at this snazzy orange hair. Wow. (http://i39.tinypic.com/wrz2m9.jpg)
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Looks pretty pink to me. Maybe not ANIMU pink, but pink nonetheless.
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Check this pink shit out. (http://therecipegeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/red_wine.jpg)
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Hey guys, look at this snazzy orange hair. Wow. (http://i39.tinypic.com/wrz2m9.jpg)
Check this pink shit out. (http://therecipegeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/red_wine.jpg)
Oh sure, let's all make fun of the colorblind guy! I see how it is! Pick on the handicapped kid!
Look, here's another picture, it's less reddish-looking in this one. (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6955/kris4.jpg) It's the lighting or something, I don't know. Will you guys pipe the fuck down now?
Looks pretty pink to me. Maybe not ANIMU pink, but pink nonetheless.
Nobu is a pretty cool guy, makes me look more credible and doesn't afraid of anything.
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It just doesn't look pale/light/bright/something enough for me to really consider it 'pink.'
'Magenta' sounds better, which is somewhere in between... I guess.
Sorry, JT =(
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I thought it looked pink...
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It looks more like a lighter red to me, or a redder magenta
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I thought it looked pink...
I thought it looked creepy.
And this comes from the guy who thinks women who refer to themselves in third-person are hot.
...Actually, no I'm too normal.
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All this talk of animu colored hair, got me thinking of the the pool Colored Pubic Hair (too lazy to link).
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All this talk of animu colored hair, got me thinking of the the pool Colored Pubic Hair (too lazy to link).
This brings up an important question.
Does Byakuren have gradient pubic hair?
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When I hear Pubic hair + television shows I think of that hair thing that appears at the top right/left hand corners of those sepia old shows.
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This brings up an important question.
Does Byakuren have gradient pubic hair?
I've seen in a pic that she does...but this is in pic's that actually show pubic hair.
Yes, I pay attention to this stuff.
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All this talk of animu colored hair, got me thinking of the the pool Colored Pubic Hair (too lazy to link).
Where was it? I must investigate. >:3
>:3
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This brings up an important question.
Does Byakuren have gradient pubic hair?
Fuck yes she does.
I guarantee it.
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This brings up an important question.
Does Byakuren have gradient pubic hair?
Why did this make me laugh so much?
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This brings up an important question.
Does Byakuren have gradient pubic hair?
I see no reason to assume otherwise.
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This brings up an important question.
Does Byakuren have gradient pubic hair?
Hahaha goddamnit
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Y'know if we attribute this to any body hair Byakuren would have in general, her whole body would start as purple from the top and change from there, right?
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Byakuren has gradient hair in her ears and nostrils.
and a gradient moustache.
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The question is moot. Byakuren waxes. It's on the wiki. Look it up if you don't believe me.
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and a gradient moustache.
Now all I can think about is Byakuren with a gradient Hitler stache. Thanks a lot.
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The question is moot. Byakuren waxes. It's on the wiki. Look it up if you don't believe me.
LIES AND SUBTERFUGE
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I'm pretty sure it's canon. ZUN also brings this up in the UFO interview.
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I'm pretty sure it's canon. ZUN also brings this up in the UFO interview.
The gradient hair being real or that Byakuren waxes? I can't find the waxing thing...
Though, if Byakuren can manipulate her physical capabilities, can't she just make her hair stop growing on her legs etc.? :V
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The REAL question is whether or not Shinki has an ahoge Down There.
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The REAL question is whether or not Shinki has an ahoge Down There.
*tears out Nobu's spine through his rear and proceeds to strangle Nobu with it*
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*tears out Nobu's spine through his rear and proceeds to strangle Nobu with it*
/me
/me YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD
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I am a criminal because I like loli.
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I checked the whole thread, am I the only one with a thing for giantess? :ohdear:
I have a soft spot for big girls too. Most likely because of Azumanga Daioh.
BTW, how tall do you guys think Meiling/Komachi/Okuu are? :3
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I'm not going to even try and estimate their heights. I'm sure there was a chart somewhere that ranked meiling as rather tall, though.
Anyways, all my childhood I was always denouncing the evils of big breasts and bottoms (and pretty much anything else that came with the standard sexy woman, including flowing blonde hair). They were sexy and disgusting (kid mentality). As a result, today I like smaller chests, smaller bottoms, and shorter hair. Also, I have never been able to identify people by facial features alone, so I used hair and clothing. Now I have standards of sexy haircuts and clothing. I used to have a thing for giantesses as well, but my tastes have shrunk down to people that are the same size as me.
On a side note, I hate blue eyes. They terrify me. It's the total opposite of a fetish.
Edit: Poking head in to say that I like girls that are insane. Huge plus if they're a time traveler, esper, or alien. Normal people are a bland, corroded dime a boring dozen.
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I have a soft spot for big girls too. Most likely because of Azumanga Daioh.
I'm... Not sure that's what he meant by "giantesses". I think he meant something more like this:
(http://i42.tinypic.com/4sgzv6.jpg)
...To be honest, I'd trade places with either of them, ufufu~
Um... Someone mentioned cosplay fetish earlier, I think, but... Mmmm, yes~<3 Especially if they can pull it off well~
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The REAL question is whether or not Shinki has an ahoge Down There.
No. I've checked.
*tears out Nobu's spine through his rear and proceeds to strangle Nobu with it*
/me
/me YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD
Silly Okashii. We maybe brothers under the light of our goddess, but you still have alot to learn on the art of murder.
Clearly, you could have used the snake as your medium of violence. But...you're still learnin'...
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I'm pretty sure it's canon. ZUN also brings this up in the UFO interview.
If it's this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otIrJdoaITI) interview you're talking about, I can't find it.
I am hesitant to hit the "post" button on this because I don't want people to know how frantically I am searching for this purported canon information on Byakuren's legs. :x
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ZUN told me that it was true when he visited NY. it was right after bkub came and bought all my hentai doujins.
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all my hentai doujins.
Why haven't we seen those yet? You owe us some answers, Slaves!
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If it's this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otIrJdoaITI) interview you're talking about, I can't find it.
I am hesitant to hit the "post" button on this because I don't want people to know how frantically I am searching for this purported canon information on Byakuren's legs. :x
Protip: he was joking
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Why haven't we seen those yet? You owe us some answers, Slaves!
you'll have to contact my circle's head. my circle's name is HIP☆BLAST, fyi. you may know us for our insanely popular doujin, GOD BURGER III: SEX IN SPACE!(adult onry).
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you'll have to contact my circle's head. my circle's name is HIP☆BLAST, fyi. you may know us for our insanely popular doujin, GOD BURGER III: SEX IN SPACE!(adult onry).
Oh you're the guys who did Pregnant Mom Boxing Pageant 9: Hell on Wheels, right? Shit blew my mind.
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> Rise avvie
Dammit JT, stop being awesome :|
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I am hesitant to hit the "post" button on this because I don't want people to know how frantically I am searching for this purported canon information on Byakuren's legs. :x
No no no you will complete this research with detailed data and post the results for us to see.
There's nothing to be ashamed of. :>
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I am hesitant to hit the "post" button on this because I don't want people to know how frantically I am searching for this purported canon information on Byakuren's legs. :x
Byakuren has hairy legs. This is canon, ZUN just forgot to write it down where you could find it. Like, totally~
>.> <.<
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Byakuren has hairy legs. This is canon, ZUN just forgot to write it down where you could find it. Like, totally~
>.> <.<
Her ZUN-art portrait says otherwise.
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Forgot to draw it, too. Oh, that crazy ZUN~
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you'll have to contact my circle's head. my circle's name is HIP☆BLAST, fyi. you may know us for our insanely popular doujin, GOD BURGER III: SEX IN SPACE!(adult onry).
I'm still waiting on that copy you said you were gonna mail me.
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you'll have to contact my circle's head. my circle's name is HIP☆BLAST, fyi. you may know us for our insanely popular doujin, GOD BURGER III: SEX IN SPACE!(adult onry).
You little shit. How dare you not inform me of this sooner!
/me brand hate mail INBOUND
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Protip: he was joking
Sorry, my internet joke detector is broken /o\
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Ao Usagi is the best fetish.
I also have a thing for girls in armor and wielding weapons. I'm particular to western swords and polearms, and breastplates over breastsplates.
What is this that you speak of, foul demon?
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It's all about flat chests and robes over robes over robes.
I'm pretty odd aren't I?
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It's all about flat chests and robes over robes over robes.
I'm pretty odd aren't I?
No, that's pretty hot Yes, yes you are, sicko.
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you'll have to contact my circle's head. my circle's name is HIP☆BLAST, fyi. you may know us for our insanely popular doujin, GOD BURGER III: SEX IN SPACE!(adult onry).
*ordered*
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OMG le Toast is poasting in a formerly CPMC thread.
well, I for one refuse to read any of Slaves' doujins, I would read Mode's tho. JEALOUS BABY? YOU SHOULD BE.
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OMG le Toast is poasting in a formerly CPMC thread.
well, I for one refuse to read any of Slaves' doujins, I would read Mode's tho. JEALOUS BABY? YOU SHOULD BE.
Hipster
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OMG le Toast is poasting in a formerly CPMC thread.
Sup. :smug:
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well, I for one refuse to read any of Slaves' doujins, I would read Mode's tho. JEALOUS BABY? YOU SHOULD BE.
oh yeah, i bought one of his doujins. it was really good. i liked "Duck Rape" the best. i really admire his work.
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Sup. :smug:
*kicks*
Say, shall we initiate this kid?
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oh yeah, i bought one of his doujins. it was really good. i liked "Duck Rape" the best. i really admire his work.
I can't wait to have manly cho bara gay sex with you.
:>
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I can't wait to have manly cho bara gay sex with you.
:>
You're not the only one~
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I can't wait to have manly cho bara gay sex with you.
:>
Produce more doujins you trap whatever thing you.
what happened to Byakuren and Her Temple of Cocks doujin you promised.
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No, that's pretty hot
i c wat u did thar
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It's all about flat chests and robes over robes over robes.
I'm pretty odd aren't I?
we would get along well
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Turns out I actually do have another fetish after all. I just love the burning feeling I get whenever I eat really hot and spicy foods.
I'll often take a whole mouthful of wasabi covered peas or peanuts all at once just to get a massive burning feeling that makes my eyes water. My family always loved to tease me saying my taste buds must be dead. Because when I would try eating something they considered to be "spicy" and remarked how it was so weak it didn't even make my tongue tingle. Also whenever I get a sub from Subway I'll have them cover it in buffalo sauce.
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*kicks*
Say, shall we initiate this kid?
Sure. Someone get the maple syrup, i'll bring the tennis racket. It's awful waffle time! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nClMmWHUlMY)
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[nsfw]http://pooshlmer.com/wakaba/res/438941.html[/nsfw]
Let's play the deadly fetish game!
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I'm starting to like tickling.
and peeing <-<
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and peeing <-<
I have my new friend~~~
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> Rise avvie
Dammit JT, stop being awesome :|
can't help it yo :<
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I have my new friend~~~
oh dear
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It's all about flat chests and robes over robes over robes.
I'm pretty odd aren't I?
I like robes too. Really pretty, fancy, well-designed robes and clothing. Especially big, flowy ones that trail behind you and have those beautiful long sleeves. Gems and obscuring hood makes them even prettier and more mysterious. It isn't really something sexual to me, but it just looks beautiful and cool. Fire Emblem has some gorgeous robes for the character portraits and the sprites. Summoner and Druid robes are especially awesome.
Another something I really like in a not-sexual way are masks. Especially those featureless, evil masks or cool comedy and tragedy masks. They just scream 'mysterious and badass'. Even better if they have a nice design or cool engravings and symbols. Helmets with a similar design to these masks also appeal to me. A mask is especially perfect if it doesn't have a mouth or other such features, only showing sinister, glowing eyes. This is one of the reasons why I like Dimentio so much. Its all about the masks, baby~
Because of this almost all the 'final bossy' monsters I draw have sinister, featureless mask faces. I just can't get enough of them.
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[nsfw]http://pooshlmer.com/wakaba/res/438941.html[/nsfw]
Let's play the deadly fetish game!
The amount of Koishi in that thread is unsurprising.
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Produce more doujins you trap whatever thing you.
what happened to Byakuren and Her Temple of Cocks doujin you promised.
It's hidden with my Kogasa x Sara doujin I made.
I'm starting to like tickling.
and peeing <-<
D'awwww, you have good taste~
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It's hidden with my Kogasa x Sara doujin I made.
(http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc110/Cadmas/5113861.png)
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is that sarcasm or not
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is that sarcasm or not
It's not. >:3
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(http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc110/Cadmas/5113861.png)
She found your hidden books.
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You're not the only one~
who's the other one? Kuma?
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It's not. >:3
oh ok
it's just usually peeing isn't what most people would consider good taste
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yeah pee probably doesn't taste good
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But it can save you if stranded in the wilds.
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oh ok
it's just usually peeing isn't what most people would consider good taste
I imagine it would taste AWFUL.
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I'm starting to like tickling.
and peeing <-<
Hey, go search up "tm" on 'booru (obv NSFW)
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All this talk about pee is reminding me of that scene in Austin Powers: Goldmember where Austin and Mini-me use apple juice to fake a urine exam. I don't feel like drinking apple juice again.
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So what happened to those fake made up fetishes :V
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But it can save you if stranded in the wilds.
^
So what happened to those fake made up fetishes :V
We took the thread seriously. That's what happened to them.
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Hey, go search up "tm" on 'booru (obv NSFW)
Eh, I prefer homare.
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^
We took the thread seriously. That's what happened to them.
Well in that case...
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She found your hidden books.
At first I thought this said, "She found your hidden boobs." I was disappointed.
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Hey, go search up "tm" on 'booru (obv NSFW)
tm is 90% Koishi/Flan/Footjobs.
I don't like 'im. :C
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emoticon fetish go
:] :) ;) :D :X :X :o :V :ohdear: :blush:
oh baby
Any more and we're gonna need nsfw tags :blush:
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I've a, fetish for, taking it, easy! And, also commas!
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tm is 90% Koishi/Flan/Footjobs.
I approve of tm.
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The problem with the concept of ridiculous fetishes is, no matter what you say, there is at least ONE PERSON that will get off on it, so it's not that ridiculous :S.
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wait who changed the thread title
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wait who changed the thread title
Thread starter.
Apparently the idea of a serious fetish thread isn't as funny as a rediculous one :V
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Oh baby (http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1810885).
Warning: may contain bees.
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Scowl fetish
(http://i42.tinypic.com/102tegw.png)(http://i42.tinypic.com/jrzka0.png)(http://i39.tinypic.com/eu120n.png)
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OH YES LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING SOCKS (http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=232082)
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You spelled "ridiculous" wrong >:
OH YES LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING SOCKS (http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=232082)
dat resolution
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You spelled "ridiculous" wrong >:dat resolution
mispeling fetsh :msug:
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Wow, thankfully I have a fetish for people making up fetishes~ Oh baby~<3
<Suikama> :blush:
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Piracy fetish.
Caribbean only, no Mediterranean (yuck!)
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I have a fetish for Space Ships and Magic Lasers
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I have a fetish for Space Ships and Magic Lasers
Sexy Beam!
(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/2757/sexybeam.jpg) (http://img249.imageshack.us/i/sexybeam.jpg/)
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Oh baby
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Piracy fetish.
Caribbean only, no Mediterranean (yuck!)
What about the other kind of piracy?
Oh baby I'm getting 5 mb/s on my Photoshop torrent!!!1111 oooooohhhbbaaabybybybybybyby
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Oh baby I'm getting 5 mb/s on my Photoshop torrent!!!1111 oooooohhhbbaaabybybybybybyby
Just a few more more seconds until download complete! YEAH~!
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the smell of burning rubber and oil turns me on so much~
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thick wool socks.
i could just chew on those things all day.
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I have a fetish for Space Ships and Magic Lasers
Check out Priere in Disgaea 2, she has an attack called Sexy Beam, and considering the fact that she is one of the sexiest characters(boob-wise) to show up in Disgaea in general, that makes the attack name fitting.
The one proper remix(Keyboard/Piano, Trumpet and Violin) of Phantom Ensemble is so :*~ Then the entirty of the Sengoku Gensokyo soundtrack shows up and :*:*:* ensues for a long time and plenty of :*
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Teleporters are terribly sexy.
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I have a grass fetish.
.... wait, fuck.
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I have a grass fetish.
.... wait, fuck.
u cow :V
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I have a grass fetish.
.... wait, fuck.
I bet you lust like mad over anything historical, even guns that have "HISTORY" engraved upon them. Actually, I bet you lust over the word History. History, History, History, History, History, History. Historical History is Historically Historical.
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I have a hair fetish...
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Brutalism is my thing. Pour that concrete, I'm almost there~
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I have a water fetish. Best fetish ever given how freaking MUCH of it there is.
They ask me 'is the glass of water half-empty or half-full?'. I answer 'it doesn't matter, I'm still fapping to it'.
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u cow :V
I was meaning "I have a green hair fetish", and then I realized.... I wasn't making it up. >_>
I bet you lust like mad over anything historical, even guns that have "HISTORY" engraved upon them. Actually, I bet you lust over the word History. History, History, History, History, History, History. Historical History is Historically Historical.
Oh baby~
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Noodles.
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Air. It's come to the point where I can't live without it...
Day and night I wonder if I will ever stop the addiction, but I always find myself going back to it. Breathing it in... as if my life depended on it.... I NEED MORE NOW!
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... oh, fine, it's time I came out with it.
I have a justice fetish. Oh, Shou, Shikieiki, unleash your lasers of righteousness on me, oh yes~
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Pop and Video Games. Very similar to Axmans addiction to Air, only worse, I usually need both at once to fend off the symptoms of withdrawal, and School nearly kills me, and then lunch break, Pop and Video Games for an hour to ward off the worst of the symptoms.
(To be honest, I just really like the two, nothing serious happens if I lack either, only boredom and thrist)
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Justice? Justice?
OBJECTION!
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I, um... Kinda have a books fetish. Just the sight, the smell, the feel of ink on paper... Oh god, it makes my spine tremble with excitement~ Mmmm, yes~
<Suikama> Your "spine" eh?
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... oh, fine, it's time I came out with it.
I have a justice fetish. Oh, Shou, Shikieiki, unleash your lasers of righteousness on me, oh yes~
I'm with ya on that one.
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I'm into binary. The perfect electronic representation of true love.
Baby, I'd put my 1 into your 0 until we made sweet buffer overflow.
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I have a water fetish. Best fetish ever given how freaking MUCH of it there is.
They ask me 'is the glass of water half-empty or half-full?'. I answer 'it doesn't matter, I'm still fapping to it'.
That shouldn't have made me laugh quite as hard as it did <_<;... oh, fine, it's time I came out with it.
I have a justice fetish. Oh, Shou, Shikieiki, unleash your lasers of righteousness on me, oh yes~
I tried to find a reaction image for this, but it turns out there are no ShouxShikieki pictures on Danbooru. What the hell. >:|
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there are no ShouxShikieki pictures on Danbooru. What the hell. >:|
(http://www.majhost.com/gallery/OwlBear1337/Screens/erebus_u-mad.png)
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I tried to find a reaction image for this, but it turns out there are no ShouxShikieki pictures on Danbooru. What the hell. >:|
Bah, who needs fanart?
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Their engagement had carried on for over an agonising hour, both wearing the other's endurance down. But both were at their limit.
Shou panted, the physical exertion forcing her almost to her knees. Despite her sweat-coated limbs trembling, she levelled her weapon at her opponent once more, the spear standing proud and steady.
"Eiki! Let's finish this!"
The Yama nodded. Shou had been... most skilled in handling her so far, but the encounter had dragged on far longer than the judge was usually used to.
Without a word, Shikieiki brought forth her great laser, the sidebeams like giant wings sweeping inwards. The laser pierced through Shou, causing her to gasp as she felt the light of judgement flow into her. Yet even as she convulsed in almost ecstatic torment, her counterattack had already begun. Her own yellow beams curled around the girth of Eiki's laser, caressing and weaving through it. They sliced through the Yama's defenses, the fleeting touches sending intense shocks through the judge's system, from the tips of her fingers to her very heart and soul. She arched her back as the feeling coursed through her.
"Eiki!"
"Shou-!"
The pair exchanged looks as they poured their energies into each other for an eternal moment longer, and then both collapsed on top of each other, utterly exhausted and spent.
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Believe it or not, I was not responsible for writing this. :V
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I can't wait to have manly cho bara gay sex with you.
*Sigh*
Damnit, now I need to facilitate this :/
Thanks for filling my brain with images Mode.
Also, you are the top
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Rou has the best fetishes
Ruro comes in second
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I only just found out why Shou is associated with justice, because I am an idiot. Sigh...
...Thankfully, that plays into my "learning things ages after everyone else did" fetish, so it's not too bad, I guess.
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Awesome smiley's are awesome. Let's :getdown:
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Bah, who needs fanart?
HOT
...Well, that'll do. :V
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I have a fetish for abusing the japanese language to make cool logos and pictures.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs371.snc3/23825_10150145370795051_510605050_11784956_340861_n.jpg (http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs371.snc3/23825_10150145370795051_510605050_11784956_340861_n.jpg)
Brazier => (it appears to be, I looked into it for ages to be sure) => Hibachi
Random cool idea of how to make the symbol for fire, aaaand my future engineering emblem has now been chosen and completed! I'll sneak it on my final year engine project if I can find the time ;)
One of my 'friends' on facebook appears to have a fetish for thinking I'm turning too weaboo over this as well :V
them - "and give everyone the misconception it had ANYTHING to do with japan at all? =/"
me - "Well i only put it there to make the full word with the pistons and rods, which is hibachi - esentially fire container, or brazier... Can see what you mean but calm down, enough people get chinese word tattoo's which when you are representing just a simple word is generally the same characters in either language."
them - "do you even remember what country you live in? lol"
me - "Yeah... the internet :V"
AND PROUD! *salutes the internet* (more proud than to be a member of a country that bans animation porn :V)
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Teleporters are terribly sexy.
fuck yeah Dr. Manhattan
ZAP ME TO MARS BABY
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I like typography.
JAM THAT T INTO THAT V, AWWW YEEEEAH
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Serifs are so fucking sexy, you don't even know.
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I have NM121/GRA1853C Section 01 Typography this semester. >:3
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I have a web domain fetish.
.de = the hottest.
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I'm hot for A-F's sigs and avs. not even joking
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I'm hot for endothermic processes.
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I fucking love rings. You don't even know.
But not the ones with diamonds. Fuck those, they aren't even worth a first look so far as I'm concerned. Zircons are fine.
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Y'know what I like? Sleepy moe.
That state of mind where you're about 5% awake, murming to yourself while typing illegibly and laughing like a maniac. The sort of feeling that makes you feel 'what the hell did I do last night' with no alcohol involved for a change.
Eh, but that's just a fetish. No way anyone really acts like that when they're tired.
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Y'know what I like? Sleepy moe.
That state of mind where you're about 5% awake, murming to yourself while typing illegibly and laughing like a maniac. The sort of feeling that makes you feel 'what the hell did I do last night' with no alcohol involved for a change.
Eh, but that's just a fetish. No way anyone really acts like that when they're tired.
I didn't know you were turned on by Trance's Shuckle. :V
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I didn't know you were turned on by Trance's Shuckle. :V
Ahahaha :V
I still insist that worm turtle things are not moe
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Justice? Justice?
OBJECTION!
:objection!:
Ahahaha :V
I still insist that worm turtle things are not moe
maybe not moe but shut up shuckle is cute don't make my jirachi freeze you again :V
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Y'know what I like? Sleepy moe.
That state of mind where you're about 5% awake, murming to yourself while typing illegibly and laughing like a maniac. The sort of feeling that makes you feel 'what the hell did I do last night' with no alcohol involved for a change.
Eh, but that's just a fetish. No way anyone really acts like that when they're tired.
"adah" yelled aykari
"onono" medi fried and ran away
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"adah" yelled aykari
"onono" medi fried and ran away
oh god sleepy moe erotica
unf unf unf
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It's time for me to come clean. I'm... terribly turned on by BULLETS. Yes. Bullets.
This is really why I play Touhou. I mean, oh goodness all those bullets. Not sloppy lazy ones in mass quantities either. They're used so... beautifully.
Jesus i'm getting turned on just talking about them I'm terribly sick and-
brb pcb break
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stop fapping to me HSM
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E Sharps get my shit going like you wouldn't believe.
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Y'know what I like? Sleepy moe.
[nsfw]http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/600091/[/nsfw]
oh yes :*
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stop fapping to me HSM
Them legs.
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oh yes :*
You're pretty awesome, Dusty.
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Holidays, hell yes.
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Holidays, hell yes.
No wonder you're so eager to update :3
I get off on of language pedants. Oh bby, please tell me more about you're pet peeve of when people use the wrong 'your'.
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You're pretty awesome, Dusty.
lol thx
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Oh god, Windows 98.
Oh baby, crash one more time.
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Castlevania Medusa Heads, oh god knock me off that platform again <3
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Castlevania Medusa Heads, oh god knock me off that platform again <3
That reminds me. I have a serious fetish for 8-bit music. I luvs it too much.
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Pffft, these are boring fetishes. Why don't any of you have something truly snazzy like PLANETATY ANNIHILATION?!
no really. 'cause that's where it is fuckin' at, people.
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Or how about chopping people's heads off?
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Thread's title needs to be updated to "ITT we say whatever random crap that comes to our heads is a fetish" :3
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Pffft, these are boring fetishes. Why don't any of you have something truly snazzy like PLANETATY ANNIHILATION?!
no really. 'cause that's where it is fuckin' at, people.
How boring. No refinement at all.
Let me know when you get a real fetish, like dissolving pearls into wine, and having a a blonde drink it.
Mmmm, yeah...
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Or how about chopping people's heads off?
This is only good when the recipient is mokou or kaguya.
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You know what's a boring fetish?
Backs.
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You know what's a boring fetish?
Backs.
What's wrong with backs, son? >:|
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This is only good when the recipient is mokou or kaguya.
Good idea this. She can be on top AND lick your balls.
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Moderation reports turn me on like you wouldn't believe. Oh man, report that post, baby, report it so hard~
[donut]*clicks below*[/donut]
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Good idea this. She can be on top AND lick your balls.
And she can coat you in warm blood~
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I ENJOY HAM.
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I have a thing for diffusion.
Oh that sexy, sexy equilibrium~
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Moderation reports turn me on like you wouldn't believe. Oh man, report that post, baby, report it so hard~
[donut]*clicks below*[/donut]
Guess what my fetish is~
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I have a thing for diffusion.
Oh that sexy, sexy equilibrium~
Seeing eggs unscrambling. Ooh baby, violate that second law of thermodynamics, violate it hard.
I have found my nemesis.
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Pffft, these are boring fetishes. Why don't any of you have something truly snazzy like PLANETATY ANNIHILATION?!
no really. 'cause that's where it is fuckin' at, people.
PLANETATY ANNIHILATION
WAIT WHAT?
PLANET ATY ANNIHILATION?!
FUCK THERE IS A WHOLE PLANET FULL OF TRANCE?
AND I CAN ELIMINATE THEM?
OH YES I AM UUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH OHHHH
dude... I think that is the best fetish ever
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When Space Battleship Yamato fires the Yamato Cannon and obliterates a moon ... whoah baby.
Also, feet are gross.
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Moderation reports turn me on like you wouldn't believe. Oh man, report that post, baby, report it so hard~
[donut]*clicks below*[/donut]
So that's why my inbox got spammed with reports.xD
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Best way of advertising the report button and satisfying ruro ever.
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I have a fetish for lamerspeak.
I don't know why, but all that XD and the 1337 and the stfu fgt and the *dodges* and the your are and the lolroffleomg is all just so...
... excuse me. I need an AOL chatroom and a few minutes alone.
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Game Boy Music makes my weasel wanna pop
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I have a fetish for lamerspeak.
I don't know why, but all that XD and the 1337 and the stfu fgt and the *dodges* and the your are and the lolroffleomg is all just so...
... excuse me. I need an AOL chatroom and a few minutes alone.
A present for you (http://www.onemanga.com/Jojo%27s_Bizarre_Adventure/266/05/)
Aren't I nice?
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[nsfw]http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/538700/[/nsfw]
Oh yes, look at all that misfortune~
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A present for you (http://www.onemanga.com/Jojo%27s_Bizarre_Adventure/266/05/)
Aren't I nice?
DON'T DO THAT TO PEOPLE!
Also, I have a fetish for implying Sanae is overweight in exasperated terms.
SANAE JUST BECAUSE IT IS POSSIBLE TO DEEP FRY A CHEESEBURGER DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU SHOULD GODDAMNIT
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(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3536/suwakowater.jpg)
Oh bby, so hot~
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DON'T DO THAT TO PEOPLE!
Also, I have a fetish for implying Sanae is overweight in exasperated terms.
SANAE JUST BECAUSE IT IS POSSIBLE TO DEEP FRY A CHEESEBURGER DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU SHOULD GODDAMNIT
BUT HE HAS A FETISH FOR IT!
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Oh god, fetishes are what make me get off, man. Top that.
/thread :smug:
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Oh god, fetishes are what make me get off, man. Top that.
/thread :smug:
Weeeeeak.
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I have a fetish for posting on forums. Like, a HUGE one. You wouldn't believe how much I get off on it.
...Mmmm, yeah~ Uwaaah~<3
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I have a fetish for people
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Weeeeeak.
When you put it into context, it's pretty strong. A person with a fetish for fetishes would have tons of ridiculous fetishes. Likely many of the ones already listed in this thread. Therefore my execution may have been flawed, but it's not weak.
Plus someone like that would be great for sex.
I have a fetish for posting on forums. Like, a HUGE one. You wouldn't believe how much I get off on it.
...Mmmm, yeah~ Uwaaah~<3
Explains the tildes real well~
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I have a fetish for posting on forums. Like, a HUGE one. You wouldn't believe how much I get off on it.
...Mmmm, yeah~ Uwaaah~<3
Honeychild, you and I are gonna get along real well.
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Double bass drumming. Oh baby, hit those pedals faster (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u02hbXxYTrs#t=7m34s)~
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Resistors and circuits.
Man, resistors are so HOT.
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Oh god, fetishes are what make me get off, man. Top that.
/thread :smug:
A fetish for things that are not fetishes.
/completeness :g?del:
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Kamiya is a fetish (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAO4M5_Gf00&NR=1)
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Periodic tables are so underrated in their sleek appeal.
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A fetish for things that are not fetishes.
/completeness :g?del:
*Thundr hangs head in shame*
Shit.
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I have a fetish for people
I wish I did.
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I wish I did.
I'm pretty sure Suikama has a fetish for wishes, what with Robot Unicorn Attack and all
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Schrodinger's fetish - both a fetish and not a fetish at the same time
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Man, resistors are so HOT.
Best so far.
no wait, second best, cuz
Schrodinger's fetish - both a fetish and not a fetish at the same time
Never cease to amase me~
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Schrodinger's fetish - both a fetish and not a fetish at the same time
Oh my GOD.
I love you forever since you mentioned a paradox. :*
Paradoxes are one of my major fetishes. Awww yeaaah..
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Schrodinger's fetish - both a fetish and not a fetish at the same time
I have a fetish for actualizing fetishes.
LOOK UP
LOOK RIGHT
YOU ARE NOW INTO BREAST EXPANSION
I'M HAVING PIZZA ROLLS
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I have a fetish for tickets that turn into diamonds.
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I have a fetish for manly men with magical chests
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I have a fetish for tickets that turn into diamonds.
In that case...
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In that case...
?????????
Edit: MY AVATAR IS NOW DIAMONDS
Amazing!
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????????
LOOK AGAIN
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I have a fetish for player 2 colorschemes moreso, though. R.I.P Blue Reimu Palette ;_;
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I have a fetish for player 2 colorschemes moreso, though. R.I.P Blue Reimu Palette ;_;
Oops.
Well at least you could sell these diamonds and buy a new one
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People pay for avatars?
New Discussion: Luigi is hot.
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People pay for avatars?
On some forums BV
maybe
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?????????
Edit: MY AVATAR IS NOW DIAMONDS
Amazing!
HOLY FUCK. You get IP for this.
Wait, you're already IM. Err, umm... keep up the good work! :D
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HOLY FUCK. You get IP for this.
Wait, you're already IM. Err, umm... keep up the good work! :D
Except I changed his avatar and text for him BV
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So? He gets IP anyway. He just can't see it. Nobody and everybody wins at the same time! :V
EDIT: On second thought, that is rather pointless anyway :/
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Oh boy IP and IM at the same time?
All he needs now is ID and he'd have the whole set! :o
This is a new fetish
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Oh, here's one for you then
huh what may or may not have IP
Schrodinger's Princess?
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I'd assume I already had IP since I was one before I became an IM through the contest I won IP for suggesting. :V It was all according to plan.
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I'd assume I already had IP since I was one before I became an IM through the contest I won IP for suggesting. :V It was all according to plan.
I see you sold your diamonds for a Geno
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Well you get IP too then, Suikama. :V
Hey, if huh what keeps up the pace he's going at right now, I totally see ID in his future. I haven't seen a maiden being as productive as him in a while.
Oh, here's one for you then
huh what may or may not have IP
Schrodinger's Princess?
But in Schrodinger's Cat, the cat always exists. It's whether or not the cat is alive or dead that get blended together to a state where all states exist at once.
I just want to be Schrodinger's Princess too
:ohdear:
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Scrodinger's Trap - is it a man or a woman? Or both?
Now THAT'S a fetish
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I see you sold your diamonds for a Geno
It goes with my name and everything!
On a side note, there need to be more pictures of Alice and Geno together.
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Scrodinger's Trap - is it a man or a woman? Or both?
Now THAT'S a fetish
futanari
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Well in this case, huh what definitely does exist. However, his status may or may not be IP and not IP at the same time, since it can be assumed he was IP before he was IM.
...
I'm confusing myself at this point.
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futanari
Except with that at least you know what parts they have :V
I'm talking about stuff like Crona from Soul Eater
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I'm experiencing internet deja vu.
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Because I'm not a stabbin' hobo, you ignorant son of a bitch! Christ, next you'll go up to a black guy and ask why his lips don't take up his whole lower face.
lips take up his whole lower face
this is my fetish
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Well in this case, huh what definitely does exist. However, his status may or may not be IP and not IP at the same time, since it can be assumed he was IP before he was IM.
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I'm confusing myself at this point.
I'll just help you out by destroying the Schrodinger situation, letting people view the IP list (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?action=groups;sa=members;group=17). :V
<Suikama> oh god you opened the box we're all doomed
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this is my fetish
Jynx?
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this is my fetish
Now I am reminded of those giant Kakashi lips from that one Naruto Episode...
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I'll just help you out by destroying the Schrodinger situation, letting people view the IP list (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?action=groups;sa=members;group=17). :V
<Suikama> oh god you opened the box we're all doomed
For the record, huh what was not an IP beforehand, either. :V
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Jynx?
I've got something better then Jynxlips
(http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/8348/lipsm.th.jpg) (http://img696.imageshack.us/i/lipsm.jpg/)
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I've got something better then Jynxlips
(http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/8348/lipsm.th.jpg) (http://img696.imageshack.us/i/lipsm.jpg/)
Exactly what I was talking about.
Perfectly timed. -Applaud.-
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Except with that at least you know what parts they have :V
I'm talking about stuff like Crona from Soul Eater
Speaking of, I have a fetish for not knowing how to deal with things.
It's so hot I don't know how to deal with it.
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I have a huge, raging fetish for the next poster~ Mmmm, I really, really do~<3
<huhwhat> NOT IF THERE AREN'T ANY MORE POSTS
We all know how I feel about Rin, though~
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Aww, I love you too Onee-chan. ~<3
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DAMNIT I CAME IN TOO LATE
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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LOOK NOW.
NEO'S AVATAR IS NOW A FETISH.
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DAMNIT I CAME IN TOO LATE
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
I have a fetish for your avatar.
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I want to hug forever both beings in toast's sig. Especially that one with blue hair.
Seriously, the dog isn't even necessay, I just wanna hug that beautiful girl.
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There's a reason why everyone talks about home plate in baseball so much.
⌂
Just look at those angles <3
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Huhwhat and HakureiSM, cat ear kogasa and rei ayanami are real fetishes and not ridiculous. Sorry. :P
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You just don't know how ridiculously intense is my love for that girl.
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I have the fetish for the :V.
Why? This fetish goes beyond rational thought and comprehension as the words for describing where this fetish comes from goes well beyond any words that any language can describe outside of the idea that it's indescribable... which at the same time it is not because it can be described as indescribable thus... putting the actual word indescribable into question. But aside from that point I shall try to explain my fetish to :V into as close as I can explain with the vocabulary I have at the top of my head.
You see, :V is a smiley. Not just a smiley though, it's a smiley with a V and a colon. That colon is... two dots. Just... two dots of.... DOTS. But they're not just two dots, they're two dots over each other! It contains such beauty, and meaning with that as well! The very idea of the colon is that it could describe the meaning of the word before it if it chose too! It could even list things related to the manner before it. Such use this punctuation has in grammar, yet it is not appreciated enough. Some people ask "Well then why not use the ;?" Well that thing there is not two dots over a dot! That looks like some guy got lazy on that bottom dot and slipped his hand! You do NOT get lazy with PERFECTION! Not only that but it has completely different meaning! It takes what seems like two sentences and divides them. Why not just use that... INSIGNIFICANT dot without a dot over it that we all call a period for that!? Why the mockery inferior version of the DOT OVER DOT!? Such madness is allowed in every day life, it's just... INSANE! But... colon still exists, ohoho. Colon will never be dominated by that "SEMI, IMPERFECT, colon." Colon remains superior. But... then... this here colon was combined with... even more. It... was brought beyond perfection.
It... was combined with a V. That beautiful consonant of a letter! Was it coincidence my last name begins with a V? I think not, no it was destiny. DESTINY OF Vs! And such beautiful noise it makes... the vibrating. Oooohhhoo.... the vibrating. Man. That is just... well, quite frankly. Wondrous. It makes anything it goes with... sound... just stupendous. Veronica, Very, Viewtiful, Van, Veteran, Vital... Veronica knows how very vital the viewtiful veteran's van is! Now if you could get rid of knows, how, the, and is, it would be even better, but not make sense because of the limitations of language. Get rid of the eronica ery ital iewtiful eteran's an, and you get an even more vivid (Oh yes, TWO Vs) sense of BEAUTY! S, Th, Z, F, or any other consistent noise making type of thing can't be as marv...elous as that letter. Oh... yes... veeeee.
But yes... I digress, the combination of it. The combination, of.... :... and V. It... It makes... :V! Merely staring right now in it's text form is enough.... to make an insane man sane. And make me lose control of the keyboard because I cannot handle such splendor feeling at looking at that there :V! Just look... as it's eyes are... diagonal shape. And they stare. They stare into you, looking for whether you truly are worthy to stare back. They look into you and know what you've done, are doing, and will do. Such... glorious power within one... little... smiley. These words cannot describe the feeling off of this. And such wondrous context you can use it for. SUCH WONDROUS CONTEXT! No description exists to explain the type of emotion that :V conveys. No, rather it conveys an emotion only able to be known by seeing it. You can come close to words describing it, sure, but you can never pass off the exact idea you would get if you were to see the smiley. And it's opened mouth. IT'S OPENED IN AN ANGLE! The same type of angle you'd expect from a <. You see that? Lesser than! Meaning that the subject IS LESSER THAN :V!
And even that cannot give you enough of a grasp to get you as far into the knowledge of the fetish of colonvee. Nothing can.
...
In other news I made a lament (http://www.youtube.com/watch_private?v=08SsXTBwCfQ&sharing_token=onCuzjCwHM1Yz77HlsEQuQ) for :V if he were to ever leave or be unusable in the near future. Which we all know will not happen any time soon.
<Suikama> Wow. Have some colonvee for your trouble :V :V :getdown: :V
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:V has nothing on :smug: . That chin.
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Huhwhat and HakureiSM, cat ear kogasa and rei ayanami are real fetishes and not ridiculous. Sorry. :P
can I hug your avatar
forever
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I have the fetish for the :V.
Why? This fetish goes beyond rational thought and comprehension as the words for describing where this fetish comes from goes well beyond any words that any language can describe outside of the idea that it's indescribable... which at the same time it is not because it can be described as indescribable thus... putting the actual word indescribable into question. But aside from that point I shall try to explain my fetish to :V into as close as I can explain with the vocabulary I have at the top of my head.
You see, :V is a smiley. Not just a smiley though, it's a smiley with a V and a colon. That colon is... two dots. Just... two dots of.... DOTS. But they're not just two dots, they're two dots over each other! It contains such beauty, and meaning with that as well! The very idea of the colon is that it could describe the meaning of the word before it if it chose too! It could even list things related to the manner before it. Such use this punctuation has in grammar, yet it is not appreciated enough. Some people ask "Well then why not use the ;?" Well that thing there is not two dots over a dot! That looks like some guy got lazy on that bottom dot and slipped his hand! You do NOT get lazy with PERFECTION! Not only that but it has completely different meaning! It takes what seems like two sentences and divides them. Why not just use that... INSIGNIFICANT dot without a dot over it that we all call a period for that!? Why the mockery inferior version of the DOT OVER DOT!? Such madness is allowed in every day life, it's just... INSANE! But... colon still exists, ohoho. Colon will never be dominated by that "SEMI, IMPERFECT, colon." Colon remains superior. But... then... this here colon was combined with... even more. It... was brought beyond perfection.
It... was combined with a V. That beautiful consonant of a letter! Was it coincidence my last name begins with a V? I think not, no it was destiny. DESTINY OF Vs! And such beautiful noise it makes... the vibrating. Oooohhhoo.... the vibrating. Man. That is just... well, quite frankly. Wondrous. It makes anything it goes with... sound... just stupendous. Veronica, Very, Viewtiful, Van, Veteran, Vital... Veronica knows how very vital the viewtiful veteran's van is! Now if you could get rid of knows, how, the, and is, it would be even better, but not make sense because of the limitations of language. Get rid of the eronica ery ital iewtiful eteran's an, and you get an even more vivid (Oh yes, TWO Vs) sense of BEAUTY! S, Th, Z, F, or any other consistent noise making type of thing can't be as marv...elous as that letter. Oh... yes... veeeee.
But yes... I digress, the combination of it. The combination, of.... :... and V. It... It makes... :V! Merely staring right now in it's text form is enough.... to make an insane man sane. And make me lose control of the keyboard because I cannot handle such splendor feeling at looking at that there :V! Just look... as it's eyes are... diagonal shape. And they stare. They stare into you, looking for whether you truly are worthy to stare back. They look into you and know what you've done, are doing, and will do. Such... glorious power within one... little... smiley. These words cannot describe the feeling off of this. And such wondrous context you can use it for. SUCH WONDROUS CONTEXT! No description exists to explain the type of emotion that :V conveys. No, rather it conveys an emotion only able to be known by seeing it. You can come close to words describing it, sure, but you can never pass off the exact idea you would get if you were to see the smiley. And it's opened mouth. IT'S OPENED IN AN ANGLE! The same type of angle you'd expect from a <. You see that? Lesser than! Meaning that the subject IS LESSER THAN :V!
And even that cannot give you enough of a grasp to get you as far into the knowledge of the fetish of colonvee. Nothing can.
...
In other news I made a lament (http://www.youtube.com/watch_private?v=08SsXTBwCfQ&sharing_token=onCuzjCwHM1Yz77HlsEQuQ) for :V if he were to ever leave or be unusable in the near future. Which we all know will not happen any time soon.
Oh my god.
You get IP for this.
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Hey that's kind of interfering with my contest ;_;
Whatever I'm going to judge his entry anyway and there's nothing you global mods can do to stop me! * shakes fist *
He did earn that, though.
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Sorry, I didn't know it was for your contest >_<
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It's not actually for it, but I had an IP contest that he entered and now he has no real reason to be in it :V
But whatever, it's cool, since there's still a ways to go before I judge it anyway.
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Oh.
Sorry, yet again. :ohdear:
You can kick my ass on Shoddy for it tomorrow or something. :V
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I will beat you with my all-Luvdisc team.
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I have a fetish for low accuracy attacks missing at the worst moments
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I have a fetish for low accuracy attacks missing at the worst moments
Raichu! Use thunder!
The move missed!
UNF UNF UNF
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I have a fetish for low accuracy attacks missing at the worst moments
Yeah, I have a fetish for Stone Edge too.
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I got a thing for Togekiss and Jirachi's SereneGracehax. :V
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Jeez, no one will ever go into Ipod Licking Fetish
that's right, pick up your ipod, lick it, tell me if that doesn't turn you on, you frigid unarousable prehistoric neanderthal
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Jeez, no one will ever go into Ipod Licking Fetish
that's right, pick up your ipod, lick it, tell me if that doesn't turn you on, you frigid unarousable prehistoric neanderthal
Oh god I wish I had an Ipod for the first time in my life.
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My etish is Cutsey J-pop music.
Fore reals, I pop a bone every time I hear Renai circulation, and don't even get me started on Kirame Kirari
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Using humiliating, degrading, verbal abuse on someone, combined with slaps and hair-pulling.
Oh wait, fake fetishes? Uh, antique sewing machines. Looking at you, Singer, awww yeah.
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I have a fetish for breathing air. It's so strong of a fetish that I can't even live without doing it whenever I can!
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I have a fetish for living. It's so strong of a fetish that I can't even live without doing it whenever I can!
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. (http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/fetishes.png)
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I have a fetish for being depressed
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The newest chapter of sweet dreams made me realize something. People casually stripping/changing clothes/being naked is hot. So is someone being extremely embarrassed removing their clothes too.
But for some reason, stripteasing doesn't really do it for me..? ???
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The newest chapter of sweet dreams made me realize something. People casually stripping/changing clothes/being naked is hot. So is someone being extremely embarrassed removing their clothes too.
But for some reason, stripteasing doesn't really do it for me..? ???
casual nudity pool on danbooru :3
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Haggling is the hottest goddamn thing, I swear.
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Haggling is the hottest goddamn thing, I swear.
Purvis working at a pawn shop:
"I'll give you this for $63.47."
"Hmm...Could we go to $58.47?"
*Purvis turns around*
UNF UNF UNF
:derp:
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Why would I turn around?
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Why would I turn around?
To preserve some form of decenc-
Oh yeah...
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The newest chapter of sweet dreams made me realize something. People casually stripping/changing clothes/being naked is hot. So is someone being extremely embarrassed removing their clothes too.
YES YES PUT MORE ON LATER FOR ADDED EFFECT.
imagining stripping down 15 layers of furcoating, sweaters, and Tshirts
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imagining stripping down 15 layers of furcoating, sweaters, and Tshirts
WHY WOULD YOU TAKE THEM OFF?! D:
All those clothes on makes them so attractive you don't even know; don't take it off, put it on~
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What makes stripping unappealing to me is the whole buying women thing. Guess I'm old fashioned, but I prefer someone to undress for me because they want to rather than because they need the money.
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What makes stripping unappealing to me is the whole buying women thing. Guess I'm old fashioned, but I prefer someone to undress for me because they want to rather than because they need the money.
I was talking less about stripping as the profession and more just in general, including when its someone wanting to undress for you. But yeah, I feel you on that sentiment anyway.
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Did anyone mention tsunderes?
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Did anyone mention tsunderes?
I-I-It's not like I get off on you or anything! :blush:
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I prefer yanderes myself. Where's the fun without a little risk~?
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Dating yanderes in real life is not fun. At all.
"Hey, did you empty the dishwasher?"
"Oops, sorry. I forgot."
"That's alright, I was just GRRRRARRRRRRGH I HATE YOU AND YOUR MORNING BREATH MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT ALL OVER YOUR SMUG FACE YOU JACKASS!"
"W-what?"
"I mean, just remember to empty it next time, kay?"
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Well, it's more of a fantasy about someone unpredictable, I guess. I realise that it'd be terrible to put up with in real life... But I guess it's just an unrealistic and exagerrated extension of other things I find attractive in women or something.
Or maybe I'm just a sucker for abuse when it comes from a pretty face. Sigh...
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I've met a real life tsundere. I liked her for a bit, but getting called stupid, dork, dummy, moron, and so on does a very good job of convincing oneself they actually might hate you. Even after a couple nice chats during lunch leading to a brief friendship, I still got called various names and teased. Suffice to say, I no longer find tsundere to be cute at all.
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I prefer yanderes myself. Where's the fun without a little risk~?
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Sometimes I think people confuse 'yandere' with a dynamic or spontaneous personality. I love personalities that have some depth to them, but not when that depth is trying to chop my head off.
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What about a glasses fetish?
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I love personalities that have some depth to them, but not when that depth is trying to chop my head off.
Oh man that sounds hott :*
where's the nearest guillotine :]
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While tsunderes are ccute in their own right (and yanderes can be endearing sometimes), motherly, protective, caring figures can be very lovable too (Shinki-sama~).
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motherly, protective, caring figures can be very lovable too
/me notes a potential case of Oedipus syndrome.
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Oh man that sounds hott :*
where's the nearest guillotine :]
(http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/3772/robespierre.png)
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While tsunderes are ccute in their own right (and yanderes can be endearing sometimes), motherly, protective, caring figures can be very lovable too (Shinki-sama~).
Sure, motherly types can be nice, but being taken care of doesn't suit me. I prefer someone a bit more eccentric, with a good sense of humor. Life is more fun that way. (......marisa?)
Also, agreeing with rou here. *offers okashii a cigar*
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/me notes a potential case of Oedipus syndrome.
Curse you, accidental innuendo! >:(
Sure, motherly types can be nice, but being taken care of doesn't suit me. I prefer someone a bit more eccentric, with a good sense of humor. Life is more fun that way. (......marisa?)
That is a good point though... you can have lots of lulz with each other if your love interest is a genki girl :V
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I wish Subaru was my mother. sigh.
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That is a good point though... you can have lots of lulz with each other if your love interest is a genki girl :V
Eccentricity and a sense of humor don't always come with energy and spunk, mind you. Exhibit A: Satori Komeiji Nevermind.
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I wish Subaru was my mother. sigh.
And I wish Haku was my son... Sigh.
Wait a minute....
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:*
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I wish Subaru was my mother. sigh.
Subaru? O_o All she does is walk around in hootchie clothes carrying around an axe she never uses.
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Toffee cheesecake. @___@
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Toffee cheesecake. @___@
I just had vanilla bean cheesecake.
It was delicious.
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I just had vanilla bean cheesecake.
It was delicious.
I cannot express my jealous in mere words. Be thankful you are not in strangling distance.
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Lemon cheesecake~<3
This may or may not be a double entendre.
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motherly, protective, caring figures can be very lovable too.
That's what I've always wanted ;_; (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/647107/)
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I've met a real life tsundere. I liked her for a bit, but getting called stupid, dork, dummy, moron, and so on does a very good job of convincing oneself they actually might hate you. Even after a couple nice chats during lunch leading to a brief friendship, I still got called various names and teased. Suffice to say, I no longer find tsundere to be cute at all.
You know the saying that people with real life younger sisters end up turned off from imouto moe?
Well, I have a younger sister and she's a tsundere, so I ended turned off from both.
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You know the saying that people with real life younger sisters end up turned off from imouto moe?
Well, I have a younger sister and she's a tsundere, so I ended turned off from both.
I have a real life mom, which turns me off from motherly-figure moe. Only child though, so i'm set on the imouto/otouto moe. :3
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Imouto-moe just makes me look at my little sister and say, "That could have been you if you weren't such a raging shithead. Nice job."
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I've met a real life tsundere. I liked her for a bit, but getting called stupid, dork, dummy, moron, and so on does a very good job of convincing oneself they actually might hate you. Even after a couple nice chats during lunch leading to a brief friendship, I still got called various names and teased. Suffice to say, I no longer find tsundere to be cute at all.
I will never a tsundere my whole life...
;________________________;
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I sorta like the motherly types too, but then that's probably due to my mom being part motherly and part cool 8)
That, and I can relate to not liking the while imouto thing, especially since all my little sister does is annoy me some times, though she can be cute, just not all the time.
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I sorta like the motherly types too, but then that's probably due to my mom being part motherly and part cool 8)
That, and I can relate to not liking the while imouto thing, especially since all my little sister does is annoy me some times, though she can be cute, just not all the time.
Imouto-moe just makes me look at my little sister and say, "That could have been you if you weren't such a raging shithead. Nice job."
^^^^
Do this
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I have a mother, and I like motherly figures. Of course, they are nothing like each other.
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^^^^
Do this
I would, but then I don't want her knowing a few of those words because then I would get busted, and I don't want that to happen.
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That, and I can relate to not liking the while imouto thing, especially since all my little sister does is annoy me some times, though she can be cute, just not all the time.
Same problem here, except that my older sister is NEVER cute. She's only annoying or rage-inducing. And she's an incredible drama queen, spotlight stealer, nitpicker and all-around total bitch.
Let's just say I don't enjoy going on vacation with her around.
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Now I'm kinda scared to hear what my sisters say about me :ohdear:
/me is the youngest of three sisters
I mean, assumably they wouldn't be into imouto mo? in the first place but...yeah.
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Well, apparently I have a fetish for the kitchen table.
As I was cleaning it after dinner just now, I had (rah rah ooh la la) rubbing against it by accident...
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Now I'm kinda scared to hear what my sisters say about me :ohdear:
"That could have been you if you weren't such a raging shithead. Nice job."
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Table-kun gets all the action.
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Table-kun gets all the action.
[nsfw]http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/8382/tablem.jpg[/nsfw]
Bureaucrats have weird fetishes.
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Table-kun gets all the action.
What about Reimu's donation box? Cirno and Mystia had a very good time there~
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I sorta like the motherly types too, but then that's probably due to my mom being part motherly and part cool 8)
That, and I can relate to not liking the while imouto thing, especially since all my little sister does is annoy me some times, though she can be cute, just not all the time.
My sister isn't cute at all, but at least most of the time she keeps to herself and doesn't annoy the shit out of me.
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What about Reimu's donation box? Cirno and Mystia had a very good time there~
But reaction to table was supreme.
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS THIS WHAT IS THIS'
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Lemon PARTY
This may or may not be a double entendre.
I have nothing more to say, I'm disgusted at myself for thinking it :o :V
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Well, apparently I have a fetish for the kitchen table.
As I was cleaning it after dinner just now, I had (rah rah ooh la la) rubbing against it by accident...
On a related note, THAT CHAIR~<3
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We've had THE CHAIR... now can we have THE TABLE too?
lets see if we can get any stories on the cutlery too. THE SPOON. THE FORK. THE WHISK.
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What, you don't know Ammy's fic, the image that inspired it and now Suikama's VN?
Also I have to play that one too :V
<Suikama> You mean you still haven't? >:\
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well, thats not quite THE table in the same manner I'd intended by that, unless theirs a hidden part
where cirno gets horrendously raped by an enoumous mechanical dildo through the table and has her sexual organs dissolved by acid.
or maybe THE WHISK did it.
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well, thats not quite THE table in the same manner I'd intended by that, unless theirs a hidden part where cirno gets horrendously raped by an enoumous mechanical dildo through the table and has her sexual organs dissolved by acid.
or maybe THE WHISK did it.
You went too far.
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Don't go on A-F's DA then :V
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Geez with all the table stuff it's like you guys never watched Code Geass or something >=(
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<Suikama> You mean you still haven't? >:
Sry plz forgiv mee
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Geez with all the table stuff it's like you guys never watched Code Geass or something >=(
Don't worry I got that covered :smug: (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=5728.0)
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I sorta like the motherly types too, but then that's probably due to my mom being part motherly and part cool
My mom is nothing like this. /parsee
After she got her gastric bypass she turned into a totally different person ;_;
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My mom is nothing like this. /parsee
After I became 10-years-old she was a completely different person. ;_;
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My mom is bipolar.
How fun.
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When reading that out of context (as I did when entering this thread) it comes off as if you have a fetish for bipolar relatives.
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Attach Tenga to kitchen table
(RAH RAH OOH LA LA)
OH YEAH.
/omg
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Insane barbie women fetish (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HFw8TNexyU#t=17s)
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My mom is bipolar.
How fun.
As is mine, actually! She had a phase where she was trying to be a band, which was kinda cool.
Then again, she also slapped me occasionally and called herself stupid when I was a kid, so your mileage may vary. Medicated some now; Lithium works wonders.
in my pants
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My mom is nothing like this. /parsee
After she got her gastric bypass she turned into a totally different person ;_;
and then she and my dad divorced and she married some redneck and went to live in a trailer
I'm so glad I don't live with her anymore...
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We should call the Erebus, to send Shinki to hug the everloving shit outta Dusty.
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Or you could simply bump... the thread...
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Insane barbie women fetish (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HFw8TNexyU#t=17s)
Insane barbie women you say? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtSgWZbL_kE)
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Does liking fur make you a furry?
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if you try to hump it then yes. even if it was your floor rug.
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Does liking fur make you a furry?
Probably.
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Does liking fur make you a furry?
Yes, it does. We discussed this before. You furry :<
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if you try to hump it then yes. even if it was your floor rug.
DAMMIT ;_;
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Suggestive food is really hot.
[nsfw]http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu236/Mr_Boboflesserdoom/Heinz.jpg[/nsfw]
As in, freshly microwaved with whipped cream on top.
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DAMMIT ;_;
wait you really rubbed your dick against the floor mat?
well... that explains the stains...
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wait you really rubbed your dick against the floor mat?
well... that explains the stains...
It wasn't a floor mat, it was your blanket.
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Dohoho
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I have a blue fetish.
Oh yeah, blue~
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(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/1116/bluemangroup.jpg) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM-mfEMssy8)
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This goes well with my fetish for ridiculously shiny faces. Mmmm~
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I have a MAJOR fetish for mods leaving my text alone.
Oh god, have I been trolling?
OH GOD, YES
<Nobu>: :derp:
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I have a blue fetish.
Oh yeah, blue~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXvQ94Z1oDM
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Ahaha
YES
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I can second the photo thing though. It says a lot about the skills of a photographer whether they can take a picture of a person with glasses without getting reflections.
Doesn't that just mean that they are smart enough to own a polarization filter? :3
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Doesn't that just mean that they are smart enough to own a polarization filter? :3
I have a huge fetish for people replying to things on page 2. Thanks.
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I have a terrible fetish that I can only enjoy once.
I have a Chaos Dunk fetish ._.
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I have a terrible fetish that I can only enjoy once.
I have a Chaos Dunk fetish ._.
That game doesn't work on my computer.
which turns me on~
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I have a huge fetish for people replying to things on page 2. Thanks.
Actually, I have a fetish for merging every post in a thread onto a single page. So you're welcome.
I really do do exactly that, but it doesn't play nice with the "go to last post" links.
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I had a fetish for the mod forums :(
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I have a fetish for oddly small things that may amount to nothing or something entirely invisible to the human eye, I am saying... germs.
oh yeah, MULTIPLY LIKE THAT BABY UNGH
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Parodies are so hot mmmmmnnnn
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Oh god, this keyboard
Those clacking noises, yeah!
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And she can coat you in warm blood~
HELP I'M STARTING TO ACTUALLY LIKE THIS
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You're a freak you furry
Also I like... real women. There, I said it.
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You're a freak you furry
Also I like... real women. There, I said it.
holy shit
How do you LIVE with yourself?!
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I know, right? T_T
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You're a freak you furry
Also I like... real women. There, I said it.
What the fuck are those?
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Also I like... real women. There, I said it.
ಠ_ಠ
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You're a freak you furry
Also I like... real women. There, I said it.
You should be covering your head in shame, you disgusting pig.
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You're a freak you furry
Also I like... real women. There, I said it.
So do I. I like real women....who are alive! And in my age range too!
;_; I'm such a perverted sicko.
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So do I. I like real women....who are alive! And in my age range too!
;_; I'm such a perverted sicko.
OH MY GOD. What are you, /normal/?!
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You're a freak you furry
Also I like... real women. There, I said it.
PFffffffft! freaks! Theres no touhou's in real life! How will you ever be satisified?
*gets back to momiji hentai* oh yeah, she likes it rouf!
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Theres no touhou's in real life! How will you ever be satisified?
Cosplay. :smug:
It's better when your waifu can't throw danmaku at you, isn't it?
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I like sans serif.
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Surgery? Anybody need surgery?
Haircuts? We also do haircuts.
hmm...yes...
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2v17nlx.jpg)
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hmm...yes...
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2v17nlx.jpg)
the artwork from that show disturbs me greatly
and gets me so hot at the same time
it's such a conflicting dilemma >:
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I like sans serif.
get out
serifs 4 lyfe
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I like sans serif.
get out
serifs 4 lyfe
You're both wrong. Wingdings is the best font of them all, and I would do anything to make it mine.
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Comic sans is hawt.
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Comic sans is hawt.
Agency FB > Your puny comic sans.
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Arial all the way.
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Cosplay. :smug:
It's better when your waifu can't throw danmaku at you, isn't it?
Good call. (http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/6492/isgood.png)
Also, sexiest font is Trebuchet MS fyi :derp:
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I get a stiffy every time I'm stuck in the subway train for centuries because of lol train traffic jam.
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I get a stiffy every time I'm stuck in the subway train for centuries because of lol train traffic jam.
I thought I recognized you!
(http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/9227/ajil.jpg)
^^^
There you
are!
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Comic sans is hawt.
Well, she's mine, son. And don't you forget it.
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I thought I recognized you!
(http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/9227/ajil.jpg)
^^^
There you
are!
Holy shit, is that the Genki text book? I haven't touched that in a while.
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Holy shit, is that the Genki text book? I haven't touched that in a while.
Yep, that's our good friend Takeshi-san
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You know that clicking noise you get when you type on an iPhone?
That, plus the sans text D:
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Cosplay. :smug:
It's better when your waifu can't throw danmaku at you, isn't it?
No one's ever made any good looking ears/tails though.
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No one's ever made any good looking ears/tails though.
And? I have a raging fetish for poorly made cosplay accessories. Oh yeah, those ears look like semi-triangular fuzzballs! Hot!
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OH GOD LOOK AT THAT LIMP LIFELESS TAIL FAP FAP
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OH GOD LOOK AT THAT LIMP LIFELESS TAIL FAP FAP
It's only limp cuz it ain't hard yet :smug:
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It's only limp cuz it ain't hard yet :smug:
I'll be in the other room, if you need me. :V
:colonveeplusalpha:
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I have an internet fetish.
:V
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I have an internet fetish.
:V
I'll send you my packets of data...
... if you send me yours :smug:
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It's only limp cuz it ain't hard yet :smug:
I'm so tempted to post a picture now
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:yumemi: This emote was made for this thread
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:yumemi:
Oh baby, that is SO relevant to my fetish~<3
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Oh baby, that is SO relevant to my fetish~<3
Exactly what I thought.
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I'm so tempted to post a picture now
guess I may as well
[nsfw]http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/651955/-_-3-animal_ears-black_panties-black_thighhighs-br[/nsfw]
(very)
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I'm glad I saw that. I'm so ready to dote up a cat.
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Oh baby, Connect 4. The moment someone makes that amazing manoeuvre out of nowhere and gets that fourth token in a row is just... :yumemi:
I won't touch Tic-Tac-Toe, though. That stuff is pretty sick.
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CDs. CDs, man.
all those reflections and dat little hole
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan :yumemi:
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It stops at the affected area and immediately dissolves~
Inaba's stangely shaped bulaaaats~
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TACOS
Ahn Ahn Ahn
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TACOS
Ahn Ahn Ahn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFnZUYlXot0
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Pastrami holes
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(http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/4505/demcheeks.png)
Those burgeoning red humps... that miscievous little tail... the snug, welcoming cleft...
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I have a fetish for the boundary. Goddammit it's hot.
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For names that contain the letters "zxn," in that order.
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(http://i41.tinypic.com/212hngm.jpg)
Hot. In more ways than one~
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(http://i41.tinypic.com/212hngm.jpg)
Hot. In more ways than one~
Does this count as selfcest?
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Does this count as selfcest?
It's closer to an oedipius complex. :ohdear:
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Impractically long hair is so sexy~
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Impractically long hair is so sexy~
That's actually rather grounded.
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I am so hot for the Homestuck Trolls' CandyCorn horns
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(http://i41.tinypic.com/212hngm.jpg)
Hot. In more ways than one~
Mine is broken. Does that count as guro?
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Mine is broken. Does that count as guro?
double fetish
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What about those electrical grills? Man, that dripping hot fat.
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(http://i44.tinypic.com/4kagso.jpg)
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Yeah man, like that. Unf unf
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I am so hot for the Homestuck Trolls' CandyCorn horns
Oh my goodness.
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The Challenge thread is getting me hot with all it's talk of keyboard licking, man oh man...
Baity's a non-believer, though >:I
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Rubbing a nintendo DS (original) against my neck. AHN~
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Fake hair, hell yeah
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The Challenge thread is getting me hot with all it's talk of keyboard licking, man oh man...
Baity's a non-believer, though >:I
I will fight you.
Slapping the keyboard with my fingers on the other hand, oh bby. My fingers slap dem keys SO HARD oh man it's too much for even me to handle.
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I have a fetish for the phrase "I will fight you." This is why. (http://anondesu.deviantart.com/art/I-Will-Fight-You-92819946)
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I have a fetish for the phrase "I will fight you." This is why. (http://anondesu.deviantart.com/art/I-Will-Fight-You-92819946)
Oh god, that's brilliant.
And what about writing checks? My class is learning how to write them for Enterprise Class.
BOUNCE VOID THAT CHECK BABY, YEAH.
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Well, I like guro and necro, but I guess those two fit in the same category.
:dealwithit:
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My class is learning how to write them for Enterprise Class.
Is that like, a hard task you have to learn in school in the USA? :3
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Nawww...it's surprisingly...easy.
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(http://i44.tinypic.com/1zq3o9f.png)
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(http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/1905/doukutsudamacy.th.jpg) (http://img687.imageshack.us/i/doukutsudamacy.jpg/)
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I somehow just read the forum title as "ITT we make up delicious fetishes."
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(http://i44.tinypic.com/1zq3o9f.png)
And this is why gum disease is horrible.
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I somehow just read the forum title as "ITT we make up delicious fetishes."
Toast and Watermelonz are lookin' pretty tasty
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(http://i44.tinypic.com/1zq3o9f.png)
Oh god I remember that one. I fucking love it. :V
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(Image removed from quote)
Blinding, apparently.
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(http://i44.tinypic.com/1zq3o9f.png)
That's not ridiculous at all.
Also, slavesart?
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I somehow just read the forum title as "ITT we make up delicious fetishes."
waffles
so delicious it's sexy
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so like erebus (~~ `-`)~~
what kind of monstergirl is your favorite?
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I like slimegirls.
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I like slimegirls.
We would get along very well.
But having only one thing in common is not a magic friendship formula so disregard that.
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But having only one thing in common is not a magic friendship formula so disregard that.
Oh baby, those cross-outs~
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Oh baby, those cross-outs~
Oh baby, BBCode is hot~
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BBCode is a good fetish. :3
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I like it when Purvis begins and ends sentences with asterisks. Can that be considered a fetish?
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lol I can't see the crossouts because I'm on my phone
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So, after going through Katawa Shojo for the first time, I've discovered that I most likely have some kind of unnatural attraction to girls named Rin. Also a fetish for armlessness apparently. Whee~
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So, after going through Katawa Shojo for the first time, I've discovered that I most likely have some kind of unnatural attraction to girls named Rin. Also a fetish for armlessness apparently. Whee~
(http://i40.tinypic.com/zyelw3.jpg)
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She' so good with those feet :3
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Getting mistaken for another person is pretty hot.
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So, after going through Katawa Shojo for the first time, I've discovered that I most likely have some kind of unnatural attraction to girls named Rin. Also a fetish for armlessness apparently. Whee~
Sato
rin was the best character in the whole game.
Just saying. Not that I care or anything.
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Sato
rin was the best character in the whole game.
Indeed~!
(http://i39.tinypic.com/21aie03.jpg)
b^_^d
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I like it when Purvis begins and ends sentences with asterisks. Can that be considered a fetish?
I claimed that one looong ago. :3
@Rin: That's fitting in soo many ways. And yeah, Rin was definitely the best character. Her and Kenji, of course. Then again, Emi is pretty awesome too @_@
(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/9044/ccca1721eb3849c327f3547.jpg)
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Lilly made me HRRRNNGGGG madly
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Have not Played KataShou. not sure if want to. No-arms girl seems pretty rad though.
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car crash fetish oh yes
(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/9044/ccca1721eb3849c327f3547.jpg)
;_;
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I've got a fetish for holidays~
Oh god, Mother's Day~
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I've got a fetish for holidays~
Oh god, Mother's Day~
I call bullshit, you're not very active in the holiday thread >=[
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Bah, Mother's Day was a week ago.
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He's talking about real Mother's Day.
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CAPSLOCK BOLD UNDERLINE ITALIC FETISH
moe!
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I call bullshit, you're not very active in the holiday thread >=[
I thought we weren't supposed to post~ :derp:
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People make comments from time to time.
Just not very often.
I try to reply to them ;_;
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People make comments from time to time.
Just not very often.
I try to reply to them ;_;
Well, if you want responses, then I'll be around from now on.
I have a fetish for my mom openly turning down my Mother's Day present for her. ;_;
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I have a fetish for my mom openly turning down my Mother's Day present for her. ;_;
Damn son.
Did you get her a colostomy bag? Because if not, that's not right =[
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I have a fetish for people making giant paragraphs about their ridiculous fetishes like in the OP (which nobody is trying to do for some reason).
Do it and do it well and you'll get IP.
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I have a fetish for people making giant paragraphs about their ridiculous fetishes like in the OP (which nobody is trying to do for some reason).
Do it and do it well and you'll get IP.
I don't think anyone bothered to read it :V
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My fetish is reading really long posts that no one bothers to read but me.
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I don't think anyone bothered to read it :V
I did :<
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I did :<
:blush:
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I did :<
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oh you guys :*
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I read it too, Suikama-mama :D
I have a fetish for people making giant paragraphs about their ridiculous fetishes like in the OP (which nobody is trying to do for some reason).
Alright, i'll fess up about my fetish (plus give you a treat, huh what). My fetish is an odd one, and it's not something that comes up very often. It has something to do with longwinded speeches and the like, but there's more to it to that. You see, what I like the most out of everything, is when you're in that situation where you're faced with a huge wall-of-text. But not just any wall-of-text. What I get off from is in walls-of-text where the author knows people are going to be zoning out, so they insert something ridiculous in the middle just to see if anyone catches it. When I read over those off-topic and highly personal words, a fire lights up in my unmentionables. You see, it's like i'm connecting with just me and the author, where something completely open to the public somehow escapes view to all but myself and the other. It's kind of like a twisted voyeurism in a sense, or those people who get off on the adrenaline when they're put in embarassing situations and have to avoid being seen. Yeah, it's like that. And I think this preamble may be sufficiently long enough to tune out most people by now, so pardon me if I indulge a little bit. John, by the grace of God, king of England, lord of Ireland, duke of Normandy and Aquitaine, and count of Anjou, to the archbishop, bishops, abbots, earls, barons, justiciaries, foresters, sheriffs, stewards, servants, and to all his bailiffs and liege subjects, greetings. Know that, having regard to God and for the salvation of our soul, and those of all our ancestors and heirs, and unto the honor of God and the advancement of his holy Church and for the rectifying of our realm, we have granted as underwritten by advice of our venerable fathers, Stephen, archbishop of Canterbury, primate of all England and cardinal of the holy Roman Church, Henry, archbishop of Dublin, William of London, Peter of Winchester, Jocelyn of Bath and Glastonbury, Hugh of Lincoln, Walter of Worcester, William of Coventry, Benedict of Rochester, bishops; of Master Pandulf, subdeacon and member of the household of our lord the Pope, of brother Aymeric (master of the Knights of the Temple in England), and of the illustrious men William Marshal, earl of Pembroke, William, earl of Salisbury, William, earl of Warenne, William, earl of Arundel, Alan of Galloway (constable of Scotland), Waren Fitz Gerold, Peter Fitz Herbert, Hubert De Burgh (seneschal of Poitou), Hugh de Neville, Matthew Fitz Herbert, Thomas Basset, Alan Basset, Philip d'Aubigny, Robert of Roppesley, John Marshal, John Fitz Hugh, and others, our liegemen.
1. In the first place we have granted to God, and by this our present charter confirmed for us and our heirs forever that the English Church shall be free, and shall have her rights entire, and her liberties inviolate; and we will that it be thus observed; which is apparent from this that the freedom of elections, which is reckoned most important and very essential to the English Church, we, of our pure and unconstrained will, did grant, and did by our charter confirm and did obtain the ratification of the same from our lord, Pope Innocent III, before the quarrel arose between us and our barons: and this we will observe, and our will is that it be observed in good faith by our heirs forever. We have also granted to all freemen of our kingdom, for us and our heirs forever, all the underwritten liberties, to be had and held by them and their heirs, of us and our heirs forever.
2. If any of our earls or barons, or others holding of us in chief by military service shall have died, and at the time of his death his heir shall be full of age and owe "relief", he shall have his inheritance by the old relief, to wit, the heir or heirs of an earl, for the whole barony of an earl by ?100; the heir or heirs of a baron, ?100 for a whole barony; the heir or heirs of a knight, 100s, at most, and whoever owes less let him give less, according to the ancient custom of fees.
3. If, however, the heir of any one of the aforesaid has been under age and in wardship, let him have his inheritance without relief and without fine when he comes of age.
4. The guardian of the land of an heir who is thus under age, shall take from the land of the heir nothing but reasonable produce, reasonable customs, and reasonable services, and that without destruction or waste of men or goods; and if we have committed the wardship of the lands of any such minor to the sheriff, or to any other who is responsible to us for its issues, and he has made destruction or waster of what he holds in wardship, we will take of him amends, and the land shall be committed to two lawful and discreet men of that fee, who shall be responsible for the issues to us or to him to whom we shall assign them; and if we have given or sold the wardship of any such land to anyone and he has therein made destruction or waste, he shall lose that wardship, and it shall be transferred to two lawful and discreet men of that fief, who shall be responsible to us in like manner as aforesaid.
5. The guardian, moreover, so long as he has the wardship of the land, shall keep up the houses, parks, fishponds, stanks, mills, and other things pertaining to the land, out of the issues of the same land; and he shall restore to the heir, when he has come to full age, all his land, stocked with ploughs and wainage, according as the season of husbandry shall require, and the issues of the land can reasonable bear.
6. Heirs shall be married without disparagement, yet so that before the marriage takes place the nearest in blood to that heir shall have notice.
7. A widow, after the death of her husband, shall forthwith and without difficulty have her marriage portion and inheritance; nor shall she give anything for her dower, or for her marriage portion, or for the inheritance which her husband and she held on the day of the death of that husband; and she may remain in the house of her husband for forty days after his death, within which time her dower shall be assigned to her.
8. No widow shall be compelled to marry, so long as she prefers to live without a husband; provided always that she gives security not to marry without our consent, if she holds of us, or without the consent of the lord of whom she holds, if she holds of another.
9. Neither we nor our bailiffs will seize any land or rent for any debt, as long as the chattels of the debtor are sufficient to repay the debt; nor shall the sureties of the debtor be distrained so long as the principal debtor is able to satisfy the debt; and if the principal debtor shall fail to pay the debt, having nothing wherewith to pay it, then the sureties shall answer for the debt; and let them have the lands and rents of the debtor, if they desire them, until they are indemnified for the debt which they have paid for him, unless the principal debtor can show proof that he is discharged thereof as against the said sureties.
10. If one who has borrowed from the Jews any sum, great or small, die before that loan be repaid, the debt shall not bear interest while the heir is under age, of whomsoever he may hold; and if the debt fall into our hands, we will not take anything except the principal sum contained in the bond.
11. And if anyone die indebted to the Jews, his wife shall have her dower and pay nothing of that debt; and if any children of the deceased are left under age, necessaries shall be provided for them in keeping with the holding of the deceased; and out of the residue the debt shall be paid, reserving, however, service due to feudal lords; in like manner let it be done touching debts due to others than Jews.
12. No scutage not aid shall be imposed on our kingdom, unless by common counsel of our kingdom, except for ransoming our person, for making our eldest son a knight, and for once marrying our eldest daughter; and for these there shall not be levied more than a reasonable aid. In like manner it shall be done concerning aids from the city of London.
13. And the city of London shall have all it ancient liberties and free customs, as well by land as by water; furthermore, we decree and grant that all other cities, boroughs, towns, and ports shall have all their liberties and free customs.
14. And for obtaining the common counsel of the kingdom anent the assessing of an aid (except in the three cases aforesaid) or of a scutage, we will cause to be summoned the archbishops, bishops, abbots, earls, and greater barons, severally by our letters; and we will moveover cause to be summoned generally, through our sheriffs and bailiffs, and others who hold of us in chief, for a fixed date, namely, after the expiry of at least forty days, and at a fixed place; and in all letters of such summons we will specify the reason of the summons. And when the summons has thus been made, the business shall proceed on the day appointed, according to the counsel of such as are present, although not all who were summoned have come.
15. We will not for the future grant to anyone license to take an aid from his own free tenants, except to ransom his person, to make his eldest son a knight, and once to marry his eldest daughter; and on each of these occasions there shall be levied only a reasonable aid.
16. No one shall be distrained for performance of greater service for a knight's fee, or for any other free tenement, than is due therefrom.
17. Common pleas shall not follow our court, but shall be held in some fixed place.
18. Inquests of novel disseisin, of mort d'ancestor, and of darrein presentment shall not be held elsewhere than in their own county courts, and that in manner following; We, or, if we should be out of the realm, our chief justiciar, will send two justiciaries through every county four times a year, who shall alone with four knights of the county chosen by the county, hold the said assizes in the county court, on the day and in the place of meeting of that court.
19. And if any of the said assizes cannot be taken on the day of the county court, let there remain of the knights and freeholders, who were present at the county court on that day, as many as may be required for the efficient making of judgments, according as the business be more or less.
20. A freeman shall not be amerced for a slight offense, except in accordance with the degree of the offense; and for a grave offense he shall be amerced in accordance with the gravity of the offense, yet saving always his "contentment"; and a merchant in the same way, saving his "merchandise"; and a villein shall be amerced in the same way, saving his "wainage" if they have fallen into our mercy: and none of the aforesaid amercements shall be imposed except by the oath of honest men of the neighborhood.
21. Earls and barons shall not be amerced except through their peers, and only in accordance with the degree of the offense.
22. A clerk shall not be amerced in respect of his lay holding except after the manner of the others aforesaid; further, he shall not be amerced in accordance with the extent of his ecclesiastical benefice.
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to make bridges at river banks, except those who from of old were legally bound to do so.
24. No sheriff, constable, coroners, or others of our bailiffs, shall hold pleas of our Crown.
25. All counties, hundred, wapentakes, and trithings (except our demesne manors) shall remain at the old rents, and without any additional payment.
26. If anyone holding of us a lay fief shall die, and our sheriff or bailiff shall exhibit our letters patent of summons for a debt which the deceased owed us, it shall be lawful for our sheriff or bailiff to attach and enroll the chattels of the deceased, found upon the lay fief, to the value of that debt, at the sight of law worthy men, provided always that nothing whatever be thence removed until the debt which is evident shall be fully paid to us; and the residue shall be left to the executors to fulfill the will of the deceased; and if there be nothing due from him to us, all the chattels shall go to the deceased, saving to his wife and children their reasonable shares.
27. If any freeman shall die intestate, his chattels shall be distributed by the hands of his nearest kinsfolk and friends, under supervision of the Church, saving to every one the debts which the deceased owed to him.
28. No constable or other bailiff of ours shall take corn or other provisions from anyone without immediately tendering money therefor, unless he can have postponement thereof by permission of the seller.
29. No constable shall compel any knight to give money in lieu of castle-guard, when he is willing to perform it in his own person, or (if he himself cannot do it from any reasonable cause) then by another responsible man. Further, if we have led or sent him upon military service, he shall be relieved from guard in proportion to the time during which he has been on service because of us.
30. No sheriff or bailiff of ours, or other person, shall take the horses or carts of any freeman for transport duty, against the will of the said freeman.
31. Neither we nor our bailiffs shall take, for our castles or for any other work of ours, wood which is not ours, against the will of the owner of that wood.
32. We will not retain beyond one year and one day, the lands those who have been convicted of felony, and the lands shall thereafter be handed over to the lords of the fiefs.
33. All kydells for the future shall be removed altogether from Thames and Medway, and throughout all England, except upon the seashore.
34. The writ which is called praecipe shall not for the future be issued to anyone, regarding any tenement whereby a freeman may lose his court.
35. Let there be one measure of wine throughout our whole realm; and one measure of ale; and one measure of corn, to wit, "the London quarter"; and one width of cloth (whether dyed, or russet, or "halberget"), to wit, two ells within the selvedges; of weights also let it be as of measures.
36. Nothing in future shall be given or taken for a writ of inquisition of life or limbs, but freely it shall be granted, and never denied.
37. If anyone holds of us by fee-farm, either by socage or by burage, or of any other land by knight's service, we will not (by reason of that fee-farm, socage, or burgage), have the wardship of the heir, or of such land of his as if of the fief of that other; nor shall we have wardship of that fee-farm, socage, or burgage, unless such fee-farm owes knight's service. We will not by reason of any small serjeancy which anyone may hold of us by the service of rendering to us knives, arrows, or the like, have wardship of his heir or of the land which he holds of another lord by knight's service.
38. No bailiff for the future shall, upon his own unsupported complaint, put anyone to his "law", without credible witnesses brought for this purposes.
39. No freemen shall be taken or imprisoned or disseised or exiled or in any way destroyed, nor will we go upon him nor send upon him, except by the lawful judgment of his peers or by the law of the land.
40. To no one will we sell, to no one will we refuse or delay, right or justice.
41. All merchants shall have safe and secure exit from England, and entry to England, with the right to tarry there and to move about as well by land as by water, for buying and selling by the ancient and right customs, quit from all evil tolls, except (in time of war) such merchants as are of the land at war with us. And if such are found in our land at the beginning of the war, they shall be detained, without injury to their bodies or goods, until information be received by us, or by our chief justiciar, how the merchants of our land found in the land at war with us are treated; and if our men are safe there, the others shall be safe in our land.
42. It shall be lawful in future for anyone (excepting always those imprisoned or outlawed in accordance with the law of the kingdom, and natives of any country at war with us, and merchants, who shall be treated as if above provided) to leave our kingdom and to return, safe and secure by land and water, except for a short period in time of war, on grounds of public policy- reserving always the allegiance due to us.
43. If anyone holding of some escheat (such as the honor of Wallingford, Nottingham, Boulogne, Lancaster, or of other escheats which are in our hands and are baronies) shall die, his heir shall give no other relief, and perform no other service to us than he would have done to the baron if that barony had been in the baron's hand; and we shall hold it in the same manner in which the baron held it.
44. Men who dwell without the forest need not henceforth come before our justiciaries of the forest upon a general summons, unless they are in plea, or sureties of one or more, who are attached for the forest.
45. We will appoint as justices, constables, sheriffs, or bailiffs only such as know the law of the realm and mean to observe it well.
46. All barons who have founded abbeys, concerning which they hold charters from the kings of England, or of which they have long continued possession, shall have the wardship of them, when vacant, as they ought to have.
47. All forests that have been made such in our time shall forthwith be disafforsted; and a similar course shall be followed with regard to river banks that have been placed "in defense" by us in our time.
48. All evil customs connected with forests and warrens, foresters and warreners, sheriffs and their officers, river banks and their wardens, shall immediately by inquired into in each county by twelve sworn knights of the same county chosen by the honest men of the same county, and shall, within forty days of the said inquest, be utterly abolished, so as never to be restored, provided always that we previously have intimation thereof, or our justiciar, if we should not be in England.
49. We will immediately restore all hostages and charters delivered to us by Englishmen, as sureties of the peace of faithful service.
50. We will entirely remove from their bailiwicks, the relations of Gerard of Athee (so that in future they shall have no bailiwick in England); namely, Engelard of Cigogne, Peter, Guy, and Andrew of Chanceaux, Guy of Cigogne, Geoffrey of Martigny with his brothers, Philip Mark with his brothers and his nephew Geoffrey, and the whole brood of the same.
51. As soon as peace is restored, we will banish from the kingdom all foreign born knights, crossbowmen, serjeants, and mercenary soldiers who have come with horses and arms to the kingdom's hurt.
52. If anyone has been dispossessed or removed by us, without the legal judgment of his peers, from his lands, castles, franchises, or from his right, we will immediately restore them to him; and if a dispute arise over this, then let it be decided by the five and twenty barons of whom mention is made below in the clause for securing the peace. Moreover, for all those possessions, from which anyone has, without the lawful judgment of his peers, been disseised or removed, by our father, King Henry, or by our brother, King Richard, and which we retain in our hand (or which as possessed by others, to whom we are bound to warrant them) we shall have respite until the usual term of crusaders; excepting those things about which a plea has been raised, or an inquest made by our order, before our taking of the cross; but as soon as we return from the expedition, we will immediately grant full justice therein.
53. We shall have, moreover, the same respite and in the same manner in rendering justice concerning the disafforestation or retention of those forests which Henry our father and Richard our broter afforested, and concerning the wardship of lands which are of the fief of another (namely, such wardships as we have hitherto had by reason of a fief which anyone held of us by knight's service), and concerning abbeys founded on other fiefs than our own, in which the lord of the fee claims to have right; and when we have returned, or if we desist from our expedition, we will immediately grant full justice to all who complain of such things.
54. No one shall be arrested or imprisoned upon the appeal of a woman, for the death of any other than her husband.
55. All fines made with us unjustly and against the law of the land, and all amercements, imposed unjustly and against the law of the land, shall be entirely remitted, or else it shall be done concerning them according to the decision of the five and twenty barons whom mention is made below in the clause for securing the pease, or according to the judgment of the majority of the same, along with the aforesaid Stephen, archbishop of Canterbury, if he can be present, and such others as he may wish to bring with him for this purpose, and if he cannot be present the business shall nevertheless proceed without him, provided always that if any one or more of the aforesaid five and twenty barons are in a similar suit, they shall be removed as far as concerns this particular judgment, others being substituted in their places after having been selected by the rest of the same five and twenty for this purpose only, and after having been sworn.
56. If we have disseised or removed Welshmen from lands or liberties, or other things, without the legal judgment of their peers in England or in Wales, they shall be immediately restored to them; and if a dispute arise over this, then let it be decided in the marches by the judgment of their peers; for the tenements in England according to the law of England, for tenements in Wales according to the law of Wales, and for tenements in the marches according to the law of the marches. Welshmen shall do the same to us and ours.
57. Further, for all those possessions from which any Welshman has, without the lawful judgment of his peers, been disseised or removed by King Henry our father, or King Richard our brother, and which we retain in our hand (or which are possessed by others, and which we ought to warrant), we will have respite until the usual term of crusaders; excepting those things about which a plea has been raised or an inquest made by our order before we took the cross; but as soon as we return (or if perchance we desist from our expedition), we will immediately grant full justice in accordance with the laws of the Welsh and in relation to the foresaid regions.
58. We will immediately give up the son of Llywelyn and all the hostages of Wales, and the charters delivered to us as security for the peace.
59. We will do towards Alexander, king of Scots, concerning the return of his sisters and his hostages, and concerning his franchises, and his right, in the same manner as we shall do towards our owher barons of England, unless it ought to be otherwise according to the charters which we hold from William his father, formerly king of Scots; and this shall be according to the judgment of his peers in our court.
60. Moreover, all these aforesaid customs and liberties, the observances of which we have granted in our kingdom as far as pertains to us towards our men, shall be observed b all of our kingdom, as well clergy as laymen, as far as pertains to them towards their men.
61. Since, moveover, for God and the amendment of our kingdom and for the better allaying of the quarrel that has arisen between us and our barons, we have granted all these concessions, desirous that they should enjoy them in complete and firm endurance forever, we give and grant to them the underwritten security, namely, that the barons choose five and twenty barons of the kingdom, whomsoever they will, who shall be bound with all their might, to observe and hold, and cause to be observed, the peace and liberties we have granted and confirmed to them by this our present Charter, so that if we, or our justiciar, or our bailiffs or any one of our officers, shall in anything be at fault towards anyone, or shall have broken any one of the articles of this peace or of this security, and the offense be notified to four barons of the foresaid five and twenty, the said four barons shall repair to us (or our justiciar, if we are out of the realm) and, laying the transgression before us, petition to have that transgression redressed without delay. And if we shall not have corrected the transgression (or, in the event of our being out of the realm, if our justiciar shall not have corrected it) within forty days, reckoning from the time it has been intimated to us (or to our justiciar, if we should be out of the realm), the four barons aforesaid shall refer that matter to the rest of the five and twenty barons, and those five and twenty barons shall, together with the community of the whole realm, distrain and distress us in all possible ways, namely, by seizing our castles, lands, possessions, and in any other way they can, until redress has been obtained as they deem fit, saving harmless our own person, and the persons of our queen and children; and when redress has been obtained, they shall resume their old relations towards us. And let whoever in the country desires it, swear to obey the orders of the said five and twenty barons for the execution of all the aforesaid matters, and along with them, to molest us to the utmost of his power; and we publicly and freely grant leave to everyone who wishes to swear, and we shall never forbid anyone to swear. All those, moveover, in the land who of themselves and of their own accord are unwilling to swear to the twenty five to help them in constraining and molesting us, we shall by our command compel the same to swear to the effect foresaid. And if any one of the five and twenty barons shall have died or departed from the land, or be incapacitated in any other manner which would prevent the foresaid provisions being carried out, those of the said twenty five barons who are left shall choose another in his place according to their own judgment, and he shall be sworn in the same way as the others. Further, in all matters, the execution of which is entrusted,to these twenty five barons, if perchance these twenty five are present and disagree about anything, or if some of them, after being summoned, are unwilling or unable to be present, that which the majority of those present ordain or command shall be held as fixed and established, exactly as if the whole twenty five had concurred in this; and the said twenty five shall swear that they will faithfully observe all that is aforesaid, and cause it to be observed with all their might. And we shall procure nothing from anyone, directly or indirectly, whereby any part of these concessions and liberties might be revoked or diminished; and if any such things has been procured, let it be void and null, and we shall never use it personally or by another.
62. And all the will, hatreds, and bitterness that have arisen between us and our men, clergy and lay, from the date of the quarrel, we have completely remitted and pardoned to everyone. Moreover, all trespasses occasioned by the said quarrel, from Easter in the sixteenth year of our reign till the restoration of peace, we have fully remitted to all, both clergy and laymen, and completely forgiven, as far as pertains to us. And on this head, we have caused to be made for them letters testimonial patent of the lord Stephen, archbishop of Canterbury, of the lord Henry, archbishop of Dublin, of the bishops aforesaid, and of Master Pandulf as touching this security and the concessions aforesaid.
63. Wherefore we will and firmly order that the English Church be free, and that the men in our kingdom have and hold all the aforesaid liberties, rights, and concessions, well and peaceably, freely and quietly, fully and wholly, for themselves and their heirs, of us and our heirs, in all respects and in all places forever, as is aforesaid. An oath, moreover, has been taken, as well on our part as on the art of the barons, that all these conditions aforesaid shall be kept in good faith and without evil intent.
Given under our hand - the above named and many others being witnesses - in the meadow which is called Runnymede, between Windsor and Staines, on the fifteenth day of June, in the seventeenth year of our reign.
And now I just need to flesh out the ending, since most people will only read the first and the last parts. Ohhh baby. If you were me, you'd be feeling soooo good right now. Unf unf unf.
Yeah, it's kinda like that. I realize that the explanation of my fetish was a bit drawn out, but I thought it was worth saying. Now, anyone else have their own long-winded fetishes to explain? ;3
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is that copypasta
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is that copypasta
Just the Magna Carta part.
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You can do better than that :< I was expecting you to insert stuff inside it for laughs but then was disappointed when I didn't see anything. (Then again, I don't exactly have the Magna Carta memorized, so.)
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:wikipedia:
Weeeeak.
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Let's see you do better :smug:
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Nobu, I knew you had it on you.
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Holy shit Nobun, I won't read that!
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Meh, I prefer them to be short and sweet, to be honest. The little ones are so cute that I just want to do terrible, terrible things to them... Ufufu~<3
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That was awesome aside from the Magna Carta part being way too long.
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That was awesome aside from the Magna Carta part being way too long.
Sorry, couldn't resist. It's been a dream of mine to someday pad some writing with the entire Magna Carta.
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What the hell was that? There wasn't even enough text in there to give an ant a semi
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Meh, I prefer them to be short and sweet, to be honest. The little ones are so cute that I just want to do terrible, terrible things to them... Ufufu~<3
:derp:
Anyways, I have a fetish for reviving topics. Even if someone may have brought it back sometime later.
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I once witnessed a user banned for pasting the entirety of the Treaty of Westphalia into a thread about Sarah Palin.
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I once witnessed a user banned for pasting the entirety of the Treaty of Westphalia into a thread about Sarah Palin.
Oh man, It's a good thing I'm alone right now...
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Oh man, danmaku walls are such a turn on. The terror of being enclosed in a space, more...and more...until there's no escape...~ :*
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You're just saying that because I mentioned th
WALLED <3
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I love sexualising cute things :*
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I love sexualising cute things :*
>_>
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...Pedophile.
lol jk
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Sorry for the double post...but..I...need to get this out...
I have a fetish for tildes, those sexy curves...I...
*ahem*
I need some time alone with Moerin's posting history.
>_>
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I'll be in my bunk...
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I love being Japanese :*
Fixed that for ya, Dusty-bro.
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I hav' a ting for voodoo. It makes my Mojo flow.
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I like warm, gentle, loving sex.
I'm so fucked up :(
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Sorry for the double post...but..I...need to get this out...
I have a fetish for tildes, those sexy curves...I...
*ahem*
I need some time alone with Moerin's posting history.
>_>
<_<
I'll be in my bunk...
...What frightens me is that this is not the first time someone's said something like this. :blush:
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*Thundr nosebleeds all over keyboard*
*passes out*
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...What frightens me is that this is not the first time someone's said something like this. :blush:
It's not even the second or third time.
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I like warm, gentle, loving sex.
I'm so fucked up :(
You think that's bad? I like the idea of tenderly kissing a three dimensional girl on a romantic evening! And I like breasts, etc.
I'm a messed up guy alright.
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I kissed a girl the other day. It felt good.
But I'd rather papaya.
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I have a fetish for beautifully typeset stories like this one (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=5918.0;attach=6124)
so beautiful.
look at that font typeface, and those margins, yeah <3
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You think that's bad? I like the idea of tenderly kissing a three dimensional girl on a romantic evening! And I like breasts, etc.
Holy shit, what's wrong with you?
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I have a fetish for beautifully typeset stories like this one (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=5918.0;attach=6124)
so beautiful.
look at that font typeface, and those margins, yeah <3
I've also been setting Sakana's murder mystery as it comes out, and I've done one of Rou's short stories and his own unfinished murder mystery (though for some reason the latter is having weird issues compiling). :3
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I've also been setting Sakana's murder mystery as it comes out, and I've done one of Rou's short stories and his own unfinished murder mystery (though for some reason the latter is having weird issues compiling). :3
oh yes I am eagerly waiting for this this'll be delicious
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Holy shit, what's wrong with you?
I'm.....NORMAL! :ohdear:
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I'm.....NORMAL! :ohdear:
ITT someone should make a thread for actual fetishes.
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I have a fetish for the scent of recently cut wood, and the sawdust, oooohhhh the sawdust~
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triscuits
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I'm.....NORMAL! :ohdear:
No, that just means you're straight.
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I'm straight and I don't like them that much.
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I'm straight and I don't like them that much.
Well, there's definately a cap on size when it comes to things like tha-/me is shot
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I'm straight and I don't like them that much.
Pedo.
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Stop calling me that :(
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Stop calling me that :(
Ephebophile. :smug:
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Having a fetish for ephebophiles makes them rather uneasy after a few years.
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Stop calling me that :(
Furry.
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I'm straight and I don't like them that much.
You're straight, but like flat chests and penis. >.>
...Not that I'm implying anything, ahah. <.<
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Ephebophile. :smug:
Whether or not that's abnormal is debatable.
Also, I have a huge fetish for debatable matters. Oh yeah baby, that can be discussed~<3
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You're straight, but like flat chests and penis. >.>
...Not that I'm implying anything, ahah. <.<
...MOSTLY straight >_>
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You're straight, but like flat chests and penis. >.>
...Not that I'm implying anything, ahah. <.<
Don't forget tails and fur.
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You're straight, but like flat chests and penis. >.>
...Not that I'm implying anything, ahah. <.<
Something more subtle than that, actually. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waist-hip_ratio) (NSFWish images on Wikipedia link, gasp!) Then again, that doesn't stop stuff like Pico...
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You're straight, but like flat chests and penis. >.>
...Not that I'm implying anything, ahah. <.<
Seriously, I don't like the male body at all. except for that one part obviously
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I share dusty's fascination :x
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Something more subtle than that, actually. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waist-hip_ratio) (NSFWish images on Wikipedia link, gasp!) Then again, that doesn't stop stuff like Pico...
oh god why is the font so small now ARG MY EYES
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A perfectly spaced C# code turns me on.
So neat and clean~
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A perfectly spaced C# code turns me on.
So neat and clean~
What's with perfectly spaced danmakufu code?
8)
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...MOSTLY straight >_>
So a 2.3 then :V
I'm like a 2.3 on the Kinsey scale. Somewhere around there D:
Fetishes for strange fetishes..
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Sanity
I'll be in my bunk.
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Seriously, I don't like the male body at all. except for that one part obviously
You mean the nose?
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So a 2.3 then :V
I'm like a 2.3 on the Kinsey scale. Somewhere around there D:
That sounds about right actually.
You mean the nose?
...sure, let's go with that :V
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triscuits
hot
wait what are you doing here
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FUCK THIS NOISE (http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/3082/mspainteasymodeprismriv.png)
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FUCK THIS NOISE (http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/3082/mspainteasymodeprismriv.png)
Yeah, I'm pretty sure cows are amazing at Touhou.
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FUCK THIS NOISE (http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/3082/mspainteasymodeprismriv.png)
Mus linked me this the day I first started playing Touhou, which was PCB
It wonderfully summed up my pain.
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It remains one of my favorite images.
Excuse me.
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Tickling fetish~
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Tickling fetish~
My friend Meli would like to meet you tonight
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A girl's smile is a wonderful thing~
My friend Meli would like to meet you tonight
uh
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Tickling fetish~
Ooh... Giving or recieving? 'Cause I'm fine with both~
Also I keep having weird fantasies involving a, um, a branding iron. I'm... Not sure what to think about this, ahah. Although the smell of seared flesh does have it's appeal, ufufu...
...Ahem.
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Erhu fetish. Like damn. Those flexible, supple strings... mm~
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Gah... R-r-ruro! :yumemi:
Hmmm... Rin Satsuki... Playing the erhu... In the shower... With Yumemi...
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Ooh... Giving or recieving? 'Cause I'm fine with both~
Also I keep having weird fantasies involving a, um, a branding iron. I'm... Not sure what to think about this, ahah. Although the smell of seared flesh does have it's appeal, ufufu...
...Ahem.
Giving~
Also don't worry, I've had fantasies that involve chopping an immortal's head off~
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Gah... R-r-ruro! :yumemi:
Hmmm... Rin Satsuki... Playing the erhu... In the shower... With Yumemi...
With her legs.
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Gah... R-r-ruro! :yumemi:
Hmmm... Rin Satsuki... Playing the erhu... In the shower... With Yumemi...
...:yumemi:
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Stop bleeding in the thread, people. Do you know how hard it is to get those stains out of the background? >_>
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Stop bleeding in the thread, people. Do you know how hard it is to get those stains out of the background? >_>
Oh, but we know how much you enjoy cleaning those stains. We know, Sakana~
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Oh, but we know how much you enjoy cleaning those stains. We know, Sakana~
Why else would he clean them up when he's not a Janitor, ufufu~?
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I have a fetish for not having fetishes.
;_;
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I have a fetish for sweet things with cunning devils inside of them.
This fetish is made doubly sweet by my fetish for things that are simply diabolical.
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I have a fetish for sweet things with cunning devils inside of them.
I'll sell you my copy of "The Exorcism of Emily Rose"
little girls with evil spirits inside them oh bby
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I'll sell you my copy of "The Exorcism of Emily Rose"
little girls with evil spirits inside them oh bby
I actually found that book simply slightly above average.
>_>
<_<
ENGRISH
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I actually found that book simply slightly above average.
Why do you think I'm trying to sell it? >:
There's also the movie~
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There's also the movie~
By sweets filled with cunning devils, I meant the kind of devil in my patchouli, if you know what I mean. ;)
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Flat and nearly-flat chests are hot.
Sadly most girls think they need to have fucking Z sized breasts to be attractive, and they fill their bodies with silicone. It makes me sad.
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I...have a fetish for...ellipses...
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I...have a fetish for...ellipses...
No, you have a sorting fetish. Remember? Yeah.
NOW GET TO THOSE BOOKSHELVES, MISTER
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Flat and nearly-flat chests are hot.
Sadly most girls think they need to have fucking Z sized breasts to be attractive, and they fill their bodies with silicone. It makes me sad.
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Neo's avatar reminds me of giant boobies. Is that so wrong? :derp:
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Neo's avatar reminds me of giant boobies. Is that so wrong? :derp:
To me it looks more like a literal interpretation of the term "asshat"...
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To me it looks more like a literal interpretation of the term "asshat"...
To be honest, that's kind of what I thought when I first saw it was my avatar. Except I used the term butthead.
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No, you have a sorting fetish. Remember? Yeah.
NOW GET TO THOSE BOOKSHELVES, MISTER
Ahh...It's coming back to me...AHH
B-be back soon, my b-books are calling!
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Neo's avatar reminds me of giant boobies. Is that so wrong? :derp:
Yes.
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DUSTY WE GET IT YOU'RE A PEDO SHUT UP GOD
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I have discovered that Thundr apparently has a "getting his body parts shot out" fetish~ >.>
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I have discovered that Thundr apparently has a "getting his body parts shot out" fetish~ >.>
WHAT? NO!
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*caps*
I am not.
Seriously, I hate children. They always tell.
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WHAT? NO!
(http://i40.tinypic.com/29did0w.jpg)
*click*
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WHAT? NO!
<Thundr> @misfortune
<Keine> Thundr: *click*
<Thundr> @misfortune
<Keine> Thundr: *click*
<Thundr> @misfortune
<Keine> Thundr: *click*
<Thundr> @misfortune
- Kicked: Thundr (by Keine: BANG!)
* Keine reloads and spins the chambers.
- Joined: Thundr (~linkrules@67-225-109-169.prna.hsdb.sasknet.sk.ca)
Thundr was previously here at 20:22
<NaturallyOccurringChoja> @braille die die die
<Totaku> Anyways time to work on the Suika Fortress run!
<NaturallyOccurringChoja> oh, that doesn't work, does it
20:23 <Thundr> Ehehehe~
<NaturallyOccurringChoja> however, this does
<NaturallyOccurringChoja> @rot13 I want to be the little girl.
<Keine> NaturallyOccurringChoja: V jnag gb or gur yvggyr tvey.
<Totaku> I will inform you that we parked in a very weird spot for our embark point
<Totaku> Right at the top of the Volcano
<Thundr> @misfortune
<Keine> Thundr: *click*
<Thundr> @misfortune
20:24 <Keine> Thundr: *click*
<Thundr> @misfortune
<Keine> Thundr: *click*
<Thundr> @misfortune
- Kicked: Thundr (by Keine: BANG!)
* Keine reloads and spins the chambers.
AND THERE'S MORE!
EDIT:nvm that's way too long
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So my dad just popped a bag a cheese popcorn, and I just realized I don't have a fetish for dairy products. :ohdear:
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(http://i40.tinypic.com/29did0w.jpg)
*click*
Ahh...Russian Roulette fetish...
Wait, doesn't that just tie in with-
Ahh...nevermind.
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Ahh...Russian Roulette fetish...
Wait, doesn't that just tie in with-
Ahh...nevermind.
That sounds kinda dangerous...
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That sounds kinda dangerous...
Masochism is all about danger.
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Masochism is all about danger.
[amourousmax.jpg]
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THREAD-NECRO FETISH
Oh god, one more post~
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Extreme games
(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/1269/shufflecirno.gif)
with girls.
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Neo's avatar reminds me of giant boobies. Is that so wrong? :derp:
i dont know why but you'er reminds me of giant boobies to ....
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The number 8.
Reply #888
Oh, God yes.
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The number 8.Oh, God yes.
thank god you agree i though i was just some perv!
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I present to you all Tenshi being cut in half via buzzsaw! [nsfw]http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=10983764[/nsfw]
Obviously not safe for anybody or anything's eyes to view.
[matsuri]Then use the NSFW tag.[/matsuri]
<Nobu> Fixed that for you Matsy :3
<Baity> geez matsuri you're so lazy
<Gpop> I know, like come on! :3
[matsuri]uh...what did you fix? It worked fine.[/matsuri]
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organs do not work that way
needs more decapitation
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Locking threads fetish >:D
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Lockpicking~
<Sakana> Post editing~ >:D
[purvis]But a trifle compared to counter editting. And killing smilies.
[nobu]Restoring smilies and nonexistent tags, oh bby.[/nobu]
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Locking threads fetish >:D
Aww...But it's so close to 1000. :3
Speaking of which...
I have a nasty fetish for fighting hamsters. I mean, look at that little monster with it's...knife on top...and it's...
*ahem*
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I have a nasty fetish for fighting hamsters.
In before Purvis.
[purvis]In during Purvis.
<Sakana> In after Purvis.
Edit: And in Purvis' tag, hell yeah :V
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I have a nasty fetish for fighting hamsters
im getting that vibe you might be a hamtaro fan...
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im getting that vibe you might be a hamtaro fan...
Nope. Those wusses don't have knives duct taped on top of them. They are not fighting hamsters.
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Nope. Those wusses don't have knives duct taped on top of them. They are not fighting hamsters.
New idea.
Cinema Epic.
Gritty and edgy.
Live action movie.
Hamtaro Evolution!
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Nope. Those wusses don't have knives duct taped on top of them. They are not fighting hamsters.
....oh, then what was i watching !?!
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What about miniature giant space hamsters? Surely, you must like those.
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....oh, then what was i watching !?!
Hamtaro Evolution!
What about miniature giant space hamsters? Surely, you must like those.
Only if they're fighting miniature giant space hamsters.
Bonus points if they have lasers for their weapons.
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New idea.
Cinema Epic.
Gritty and edgy.
Live action movie.
Hamtaro Evolution!
one hamster on the verge of destruction
five min is save the one he loves
with gore and lust
it all ends this summer
coming this fall to a movie house near you!
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But who will play the bishonen veterinarian?
WHO DAMMIT
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WHO DAMMIT
the third doc. from doctor who
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What about miniature giant space hamsters? Surely, you must like those.
oh man those double negatives
keep em coming, oh yes
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the third doc. from doctor who
Have you any concept of how thoroughly radical this would be?
I'll be in my bunk.
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I'll be in my bunk.
With all of this bunking, I can only imagine how awkward it would be for the random guy like me to just step in and catch a few people...yeah.
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oh man those double negatives
keep em coming, oh yes
I don't see any double negatives at all (http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Boo).
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With all of this bunking, I can only imagine how awkward it would be for the random guy like me to just step in and catch a few people...yeah.
Oh man, I have a massive fetish for people catching me bunking... :blush:
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Oh man, I have a massive fetish for people catching me bunking... :blush:
...
You'll be in your bunk?
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...
You'll be in your bunk?
Talk about slippery slope >:D
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Oh man, I have a massive fetish for people catching me bunking... :blush:
*steps into room*
Hey, Moerin, I was just wondering if I could borrow the er-
...Oh.
*backs out of room quietly*
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I (http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/8770/6b08d2b4aba5d70c197adea.jpg) like (http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/7902/43bb0e40903ba5e82b6af4a.jpg) tanlines (http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/571/fc92684da274ab87dd3143a.jpg).
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The Nitori in there looks more like BBQ.
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Ears are lovely.
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Ears are lovely.
Only if they are non-human ears.
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Only if they are non-human ears.
Human ears would be nice too, considering that's the only choice :\
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Only if they are non-human ears.
Human ears are good for nibbling~
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The Nitori in there looks more like BBQ.
Take that back >:|
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I have to agree on the BBQ part, because it is a fact
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Well, good thing BBQ is delicious. Not BBQ sauce though, that can go to hell.
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Not BBQ sauce though
what.
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I have a fetish for being indecisive.
No, wait, I don't. Or maybe I do. I want to...naw. OH BBY.
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what.
It's eww. But then again, i'm not much for sweet things in my savory, like BBQ sauce, sweet and sour sauce, etc. I'd take hot sauce over barbecue sauce anyday.
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Nitori with hot sauce. MMM, MMM, good.
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If I could eat something off of someone, it would be waffles.
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If I could eat something off of someone, it would be waffles.
....awful waffle? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nClMmWHUlMY)
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If I could eat something off of someone, it would be waffles.
Oh god, that syrup~
I just wanna...
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....awful waffle? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nClMmWHUlMY)
You're just a king-sized loser.
Oh god, that syrup~
I just wanna...
:yumemi:
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Oh man, I really like Nitori. And Kogasa.
I don't know why. They have this... realistic personality of them.
Nitori's a cool engineering girl and you talk with her and you become friends and commit to BUILDING ROBOTS. And stuff.
Kogasa is a cute girl that just wants to surprise you. And she does! Oh man!
I get a sadistic joy out of people on MotK being probated for posting download links without permission of distribution.
I sound creepy, don't I? :ohdear:
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I get a sadistic joy out of people on MotK being probated for posting download links without permission of distribution.
I sound creepy, don't I? :ohdear:[/tt]
We all do, Choja.
We all do.
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It works well with my broomsmacking fetish. :3
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Oh God Choja
Your Teletype makes me
oh bby
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threads with less than 100 posts to go turn me on so much
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I get a sadistic joy out of people on MotK being probated for posting download links without permission of distribution.
You're only human, Choja~
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Ijiyatsu selfcest fetish.
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Ijiyatsu selfcest fetish.
Indeed. :3
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michael queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeest (http://www.hcn.zaq.ne.jp/cabic508/rsf/mf.html)
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I have a thing for stereotypical wigger speech, dawg.
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You're only human, Choja~
Do you have a fetish for... non-humans?
Speaking of fetishes,
Sakana's deadline extensions. oh bby
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I'd totally rape myself.
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Ijiyatsu selfcest fetish.
Hell yeah. 8)
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I get a sadistic joy out of people on MotK being probated for posting download links without permission of distribution.
I sound creepy, don't I? :ohdear:
You kiddin'? Imagine what it's like to be able to hand out said probations.
I get shivers just thinking about doing it.
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The staff forums is just a bunch of people unf unfing it over rules. You Wa Ban is a cheap substitute if people have been good lately.
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Hell yeah. 8)
I have a fetish for my best friend totally over-thinking about where to go and what to do if Iji happened. :V
Jus' Kidding, mang. Good to see ya care.
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Decapitation Fetish...?
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oppai loli is sooooo hot :V
i got the idea from seeing it in real life in my days in middle school, so often. all three of them.
e: i mean years, not days. 3 middle school years ^^;
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I have a fetish for making survival spell cards that combine all the phases into one at the end. Also holyshitfast bullets.
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i got the idea from seeing it in real life in my days in middle school, so often. all three of them.
fucking ew
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We're so close guys
In more ways than one :smug:
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We're so close guys
In more ways than one :smug:
heck yes! :wikipedia:
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We're so close guys
In more ways than one :smug:
Sorry, I have a fetish for having looots of space between us :x
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:smug:
That smile...It just...just...
Ahh...I'll be in my bunk.
Again.
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oh god so much of my body is so stiff and sore
time to add another part
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Also, striking text.
Nothing's hot like saying something and accidentally letting lose a nasty thought.
Not really. Actually, I was thinking of posting in this thread before, but before I knew it, the list of fetishes contained at least 30 terms. I ran away from the thread out of fear.
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I think I may need a restraining order from all pixel artists and synth musicians.
If it doesn't happen, I may... "recruit" them. :ohdear:
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Not the most ridiculous, but can't Sakuya's control of time and space... well... make things..
...
...never mind :ohdear:
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I think I may need a restraining order from all pixel artists and synth musicians.
If it doesn't happen, I may... "recruit" them. :ohdear:
Oh, but you're missing out on the vector artists~
Oh, you can zoom in on a circle and it will always appear smooth~ You never run into those blocky pixels~ Filesize and resolution aren't interlocked~
Vectors~<3
...excuse me, i'll be in my room with a computer with inkscape on it. It's an uh...art project.
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Vectors~<3
Vectors just make me think of Elfen Lied nowadays...
...Mmmm, horned, telekinetic homicidal maniacs... Uwaaah~<3
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Oh, but you're missing out on the vector artists~
Oh, you can zoom in on a circle and it will always appear smooth~ You never run into those blocky pixels~ Filesize and resolution aren't interlocked~
Vectors~<3
You don't know about my group, don't you? :<
Also, I like it blocky. Smooth is boring and square I hope you're not square.
I wish someone would help my group out ;_;
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Elbows in peanut butter. GO
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Vuvuzela insertions. Unf unf unBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. :bzzz: BV
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Vuvuzela insertions. Unf unf unBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. :bzzz: BV
:bzzz::bzzz::bzzz::bzzz::bzzz:
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You don't know about my group, don't you? :<
Also, I like it blocky. Smooth is boring and square I hope you're not square.
I wish someone would help my group out ;_;
I'm round and smooth at all resolutions. :smug:
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:bzzz::bzzz::bzzz::bzzz::bzzz:
(http://i45.tinypic.com/293brzs.jpg)
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I think I may develop a fetish for people murdering people who overuse vuvuzelas.
:flamingv:
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I have a fetish for getting a 95 on ethics for doing absolutely nothing~.
I think I may develop a fetish for people murdering people who overuse vuvuzelas.
:flamingv:
I think Moerin would like to have a word with you now.
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I just have a fetish for murder in general. >.>
...No, seriously, I have a weird obsession with serial killers and murderers, amongst other unwholesome subjects. Then again I never claimed to be anything other than really weird, so... Yeah~
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@Nat Tea
What's wrong with synth musicians and pixel artists? I happen to be both!
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I just have a fetish for murder in general. >.>
...No, seriously, I have a weird obsession with serial killers and murderers, amongst other unwholesome subjects. Then again I never claimed to be anything other than really weird, so... Yeah~
Don't tell me you also have a fetish for dictatorships. If so, I may have to brofist you. :V
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Not the most ridiculous, but can't Sakuya's control of time and space... well... make things..
...
...never mind :ohdear:
to make boobs bigger therefore making moot the PAD meme?
Also, touhousexuality :ohdear:
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@Nat Tea
What's wrong with synth musicians and pixel artists? I happen to be both!
I never said there was anything wrong with them, I said there was something wrong with me near them. I get all... giggly. And obsessive.
Do you really really really really really want to join my group as a pixel artist? :< PM me and say hi. Don't say I didn't warned you.
[/tt]
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OS + Browser Info
I have a fetish for Windows ME
Something about unstable lolis with a quadrochromia is very mmmm..... sexy....
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Pajamas <3
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Explosions.
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Pajamas <3
Ridiculous fetishes, not awesome fetishes.
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Pajamas <3
I'm in my jammies almost anytime I'm alone in my home.
...I'll be keeping both locks on both of my doors locked from now on.
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You should be okay as long as they're not the long sleeved kind that button up in the front :V
and even so, I'd probably just brush your hair and make you some breakfast
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You should be okay as long as they're not the long sleeved kind that button up in the front :V
and even so, I'd probably just brush your hair and make you some breakfast
Well, it lacks buttons, thankfully. :V
Good. I could use some eggs right about now...
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Ridiculous fetishes, not awesome fetishes.
These are not mutually exclusive.
Few things are!
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BUTLER FETISH.
There is something about men dressed in black saying "Yes, my lord." that gives me goosebumps.
The good kind of goosebumps.
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BUTLER FETISH.
There is something about men dressed in black saying "Yes, my lord." that gives me goosebumps.
The good kind of goosebumps.
Run, Helepolis, run!
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If you want people to say stuff related to obeying you just play some RTS games
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BUTLER FETISH.
There is something about men dressed in black saying "Yes, my lord." that gives me goosebumps.
The good kind of goosebumps.
I have this same thing, but with maids. :justasplanned:
While I'm here: I also have a Reina Tanaka/cross-eyes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-rdjrLYCxU) fetish.
Reina Tanaka dressed as a maid = singularity of awesome
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You should be okay as long as they're not the long sleeved kind that button up in the front :V
and even so, I'd probably just brush your hair and make you some breakfast
Tip:
Read Kuroshitsuji.
(SHOTA-BOY WITH OVERSIZED PAJAMA YES PLZ)
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I have a fetish for Nintendo announcing godly games.
This year's E3 was the best porn I've seen in my life.
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I have this same thing, but with maids. :justasplanned:
AWESOME.
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SHOTA
No.
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Tip:
Read Kuroshitsuji.
(SHOTA-BOY WITH OVERSIZED PAJAMA YES PLZ)
...I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. >.>
Oh well, another thing to add to my backlog, then~
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I have a fetish for not having fetishes, which is incredibly depressing as the only way to enjoy it is to not enjoy it at all.
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It's time to come clean... I have a huge, and I mean HUGE, fetish for the final stretch before the end is reached~ Oh... Oh man... :yumemi:
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It's time to come clean... I have a huge, and I mean HUGE, fetish for the final stretch before the end is reached~ Oh... Oh man... :yumemi:
Baby, I was coming here just to say it. Let's :yumemi: together.
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Oh bby, I can't wait to lock this thread. I'm going to lock it
SO
HARD
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So close, isn't it?
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TALK ABOUT FETISHES!
I LIKE
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TALK ABOUT FETISHES!
I LIKE
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?
ME TOO!
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Damn, posting in a thread shortly before it get's locked is so titillating...
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ITS OVER (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rw5LQlyBRw&feature=PlayList&p=C7DA65E523C0DBA8&playnext_from=PL&index=75&playnext=1&shuffle=36)
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LAST POST
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I HAVE A FETISH FOR LOCKING THREADS AT 1000 POSTS!
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Ooh, man. Posting in a locked thread with the fear that it may be deleted. The rush of getting caught.
<Baity> editing locked posts oh bby
<huhwhat> The best part is unlocking the thread just to edit them. <3
<Gpop> Oh baby this is my thing oh look at my text~
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Well it's been a good run guys :3
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Posting in an LSed thread, ohhhhh yeah. :blush:
<huhwhat> The best part is unlocking the thread just to edit them. <3
I have a newfound fetish for not having to do that anymore. :3