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(http://mikopics.fatechan.net/thumbnails/1261720240-7661863.jpg) (http://mikopics.fatechan.net/1261720240-7661863.jpg)
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! And now that I've dispensed with the embarassing formalities (not to mention flying in the face of my own damn religion), let's get down to business.
This is a time all about giving, right? So I'm sitting there in my Lay-Z Girl recliner lilypad (yes, I have one, be jealous) and thinking to myself, "Who would be better suited for giving shit to poor saps than me? I'm such a nice goddess, after all, and I have oh so many loyal worshippers. It would be criminal to not throw them a bone once in a while."
So that's exactly what I've decided to do. Actually, in the spirit of the season, I invited Kanako to do the whole Santa thing with me, but the instant she got dressed up for the part she went out and started slutting it up with a couple of the other hags. (http://mikopics.fatechan.net/1261719652-7805799.jpg) (Parents beware, this is not an image suitable for innocent children eyes!) Those three really need to get their hands on some anti-aging cream or something, because that sort of "Pleasae have sex with us! None of us have ever broken a hip, honest!" self-degradation is absolultely terrible. I'm embarassed just to look at that. It's NOT THAT HARD to look young, you stupid old fogies. Look at me, I do it just fine.
Sorry, I'm getting off track here. And, really, I shouldn't be this mean to Kanako. 'Tis the season, after all. You know what? I think my gift to Kanako this year is a promise to stop reminding her what a whoreslutbitch she is and how she completely ruined my precious Sanae for marriage as well as costing her a chance to live a life without getting assaulted by STDs every waking minute.
...Well, that didn't last long. Maybe I'll tack it onto my New Year's Resolution List instead. If I even decide anything about me is worth changing. (Hah! Like that'll happen.)
Anyway! Enough of the blue-haired bimbo. We have more important people to talk about - namely, you, the residents of this website that I must admit I'm growing fond of. I don't normally do this sort of thing, so appreciate it while it lasts. But do know that I love you all. <3 (Except for Helepolis. What is WITH you, guy? Do you want to jam your dick in 'Nako that badly? I'd think twice about that, pal, it might fall off if you do.)
(http://mikopics.fatechan.net/thumbnails/1261720322-7673237.jpg) (http://mikopics.fatechan.net/1261720322-7673237.jpg)
'Twas a day of good tidings
And all through the board
The users were thanking
Their Moriya Lord.
Their offerings pleased her
Donations flowed in
And so she gave back
As to not would be sin.
She greeted the public
Their spirits ran high
All wanted to her blessing
And she'd certainly try.
In front was in Nobu
With banner unfurled
And Suwa was pleas-ed
Be they guy or girl.
The crowd pressed in tighter
But Suwa said "STOP!
I'm glad you all love me
But at this rate, I'll pop."
"I'm here with a purpose."
The people were still
"I have special gifts
'Twill be quite a thirll!"
(http://mikopics.fatechan.net/thumbnails/1261720854-7793119.jpg) (http://mikopics.fatechan.net/1261720854-7793119.jpg)
"First, to New Jersey
For a fool in a dress
ID spot to you
For doing that mess. (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=4456.0)
Even I must admit
That credit is due
For such Christmasy efforts
That came from a Jew."
"Next up is Pako
A loyal one, he
Don't know why he vouched
For that puddle of pee. (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=112)
Probation time's up
And he's free to go
Just watch where Myon steps
And don't eat that snow."
"But those were both easy
You knew they'd be so.
Our focus now turns
To the looney of Dough.
This guy fucked up badly
A monsterous botch (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=4079.0)
But since then, he's toned down
His ego a notch.
Behavior's been good
And no errors we see
So per that improvement
The Donut's now free."
"What else can I give?
I know just where to start.
We'll go back in time
And look at my art (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=3731.0).
Though Formless God won
It filled me with glee
To see all that fanart
So it all gets IP!"
"With that, I conclude
My gift-giving show
But still more is coming
As I'm sure you all know. (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=4131.0)"
The lady stood up
From her sack with a wink.
"Now, where's a close bar?
I needs me a drink."
The crowd sent her off
With great tidings and love
And she waved to them all
As a light shined above.
Her last words rang out
As she walked through the fog:
"Merry Christmas to all
From your great goddess frog!"
(http://mikopics.fatechan.net/thumbnails/1261722868-2493903.jpg) (http://mikopics.fatechan.net/1261722868-2493903.jpg)
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Hoorah Hoorah!
Merry Christmas to you too Suwako. My favourite Deity <3
Also, the residents of Chireiden would like to say Merry Christmas (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/369424/kaenbyou_rin-kirisame_marisa-komeiji_koishi-komeij) to you too!
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Merry Christmas, O better god than the other one.
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This guy fucked up badly
A monsterous botch
But since then, he's toned down
His ego a notch.
Behavior's been good
And no errors we see
So per that improvement
The Donut's now free."
...
*realizes he can edit and make threads again*
This is the best Christmas ever. ;_;
EDIT: Ahh~ Thank you super deity...
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Oh god, it's Suwako-Ayu.
/resists temptation to make a flurry of Kanon jokes.
Merry Christmas CPMC!
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Yay for Sir Donut
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Happy Hogswatch to our favourite diety, and good tidings to all~ Hope you all have a great day~!
Congrats to MJP for making ID! You deserve it, buddy~
And Pako, I'll just say that I find loyalty to be one of the most admirable character traits there are. Even if others may look down on you for siding with Myon, I won't~
Donut... Donut, Donut, Donut...
/me nibbles a Donut~
...No matter how much you screw up, I'll always see you as a good friend~ It's great to see you've finally earned your freedom~
To all the new IPs, well done, well done indeed~ For your new status AND your wonderful artwork~
To everyone else, to all my friends at MotK and on IRC, to all the people I love and who are precious to me, I wish you all the best over the festive period~ It's been an amazing year with you all, and I just know next year will be even better~!
/me liberally distributes hugs to everyone~
Be of good cheer, everyone~! May your holidays be filled with love, happiness, and of course, tilde moe~!
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It is an honor to serve, Goddess! o/
The Pantheon listing (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=4264.msg189251#msg189251) has been updated accordingly. o> (What a ton of IPs!)
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LOL IP has nothing.
Artist has nothing.
but Yellow member has something.
Does that mean FG is the ruler of all of us?
Happy Merry Xmas Suwako!
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Merry Christmas everyone :D
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GODDAMMIT THEY DO NOT TEACH YOU IN HEBREW SCHOOL THAT SANTA IS REALLY THAT MOE
MERRY CHRISTMAS CHARLIE BROWN!
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Merry Christmas and good tidings to all of you. ^_^
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Merry Christmas to all, and have a nice last week of this year as well.
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Tidings.
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Tidings.
Draw four cards
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Skip
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Kanako, Yukari and Yuyuko are going to have their own way of celebrating christmas. Don't you know how hard it is for them to get off regulary without the festive days?
/me is brutally murdered by gaps, butterflies and pillars.
Ack - - - cough* cough* - - - bleed - - - Anyway, even if I don't like Moriya Suwako, I cannot ignore this day where peace and friendship is important. Merry Christmas
(http://i45.tinypic.com/2heeo3b.png)
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How great that my probation time is over, I agree with you Donut this really is the best Christmas ever~
Thank you Moerin for saying those nice words to me~
I still love you all~
Happy Christmas to everybody!
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Welcome back, Pako. ^_^
/me ruffles hair~
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Welcome back, Pako. ^_^
/me ruffles hair~
It was a nice vacation, right?
Btw, I earned 50 euros for charity from the activity day, if anybody cares.
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Praise be to Suwahime!
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Merry Christmas to all, And to all a good night.
Now if you excuse me its 1, and this rabbits done tired.
So off of my lawn, Goddesses and all, enough of your cheer, and enough of your gifts!
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(^o^)/
A merry Crimbomas to all!
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It was a nice vacation, right?
Btw, I earned 50 euros for charity from the activity day, if anybody cares.
Welcome back Pako. I want to know how the Myon Mode convo went after I left :V
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Omg omg omg. Thanks, yellow god!
You're always welcome at my shrine if you ever want a drink, or tea or just to get rid of that bitch Kanako
You'll always be in my heart spreading heavy metal and awesome guitar solos.
Welcome back, Pako~
/me runs to join Theo-sama's hug party.
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On this Christmas Day I say Suwako > Kanako.
Keep frolicking in the darkened snow kiddies, 'njoy yourselves.
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I'm not kiddy enough to frolick in the snow. :<
But Suwako is awesome so that doesn't matter! :>
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Stop sucking up to Suwako everyone >:(
But really, merry Christmas! I hope everyone is having as fantastic a holiday as I am. This is the best time of the year!
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I'm not kiddy enough to frolick in the snow. :<
You're never too old to stop playing in snow! >:<
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Stop sucking up to Suwako everyone >:(
In front was in Nobu
With banner unfurled
And Suwa was pleas-ed
Be they guy or girl.
Yer just jealous >:3
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Stop sucking up to Suwako everyone >:(
Yer just jealous >:3
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MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FILTHY ANIMALS
(http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/1889/naughtysanta2gt2.gif)
AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
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You're never too old to stop playing in snow! >:<
Sana is so cute >.<
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On this Christmas Day I say Suwako > Kanako.
Keep frolicking in the darkened snow kiddies, 'njoy yourselves.
You don't think she's the best all the time?
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i mad
me2
and holy shitballs where did this herpes come from???
For the love of me, get a room. Everyone knows you want to.
Though Christmas had passed
The frog was still here
Despite having downed
'Bout a gallon of beer.
"I'm still giving presents!
I just found one more!
But don't you forget
That 'Nako's the whore!
This gift here's for Pesco
The fan of the lop (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_rabbit_breeds#Lops)
He's shown himself worthy
So now he's a Cop (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?board=13.0).
And yes, there is still
Some judging to do (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=4131.0)
But that can come later
This rhyming is through."
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Oh great, now Pesco can do even more mindhax.
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Ahah, congrats, Pesco~ It was only a matter of time, really.
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Thanks everyone ;D. I will take care of UGW proudly.
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Yay for Pesco!
Alright, now he needs a police-y nickname. Like how Hele has Helepolice.
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Yay for Pesco!
Alright, now he needs a police-y nickname. Like how Hele has Helepolice.
Pescop
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I'm partial to Pescopolis. :(
GJ Pescoooo~
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Mmmm~
Pesco finally got what he deserved~
Make UGW a better place son.
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Well, Only to be expected. He practically ran the place before anyway.
...Somehow. Unless he lied to me again. Damn failrabbit.
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Thanks again for all the congrats that were given over on IRC.
...Somehow. Unless he lied to me again. Damn failrabbit.
Pesco doesn't lie to you, Tewi does.
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Pesco doesn't lie to you, Tewi does.
Silly Pesco! Shes stew for losing in soccer! :V
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Thanks again for all the congrats that were given over on IRC.
Pesco doesn't lie to you, Tewi does.
Mhm. Pesco fools you into believing that what he says is true or false, while it may or may not be.
It is not lying.
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##vote entire thread
(Is that how it goes?)
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Yay for Pesco!
Alright, now he needs a police-y nickname. Like how Hele has Helepolice.
Pesc-stapo? Pestopo? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gestapo)
....dammit it works much better spoken then written out, stupid lousy alphabet.
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Pesc-stapo? Pestopo? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gestapo)
....dammit it works much better spoken then written out, stupid lousy alphabet.
ペスカッポ
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We can have all sorts of mindscrew when I claim now. Am I Cop or Godmother? ;D
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##Vote: Pesco
Double claim.