Maidens of the Kaleidoscope
~Beyond the Border~ => Daiyousei's Cold Storage => Topic started by: Ramus on October 21, 2009, 06:13:19 PM
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...take a class called computer graphics 1 during third hour of school?
If so, I may know you.
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OH SHIT SON
ARE YOU THAT GUY WHO WEARS DA ACQUA GIO
YOU ARE SO BRO MAN, WE SHOULD SHOTGUN A FEW BEERS AFTER CLASS AND SMOKE IN THE BOYS' ROOM
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OH SHIT SON
ARE YOU THAT GUY WHO WEARS DA ACQUA GIO
YOU ARE SO BRO MAN, WE SHOULD SHOTGUN A FEW BEERS AFTER CLASS AND SMOKE IN THE BOYS' ROOM
Alas, it's a girl, dude.
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MJP don't send wrong messages to the youngsters >:(
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I studied media production with 3d graphics at 3 today, but given that I'm LOLEUROPE...>_>
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I am American. You can leave if you're not American. And by that, I mean United States of American.
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Yes, she's in your class and she told me to tell you no, she does not want to see Love Happens with you. And to quit staring at her.
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Alas, I don't even talk to her much. I just managed to see a picture of Marisa on an album in the selection menu of iTunes while walking over to the teacher to hand in some work.
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Learn to Date, and do it well!
Just go up and be all "Hey, this may sound weird, but was that a Touhou song you had earlier?"
Make sure you're wearing your coolface.jpg
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Thank you for your invaluable advice.
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Yes. Don't be afraid to ask someone IRL.
Not telling someone you like them is worst than being denied.
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Except it's nothing like that...
I'd just like to meet someone else in real life who I don't have to introduce Touhou to.
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"Hey babycakes, you look kinda cute, but Marisa is cuter on your itunes there see? So, whaddya doing tonight? Want to eat at Subways?"
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ewww
Firehouse Subs > Subway
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> Offer her mushrooms
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You should repeat to yourself "It's just a girl, I should try and just relax."
Just be all "Hey, was that X?" If she says no, be all "Oh, okay, it looks like a video game I play. No worries." If she says yes, grope her.
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Except it's nothing like that...
I'd just like to meet someone else in real life who I don't have to introduce Touhou to.
Call me old fashioned, but how about talking to her directly, instead of via proxy of internet shout-out?
That would be pretty cool if she's a member here already though.
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"Hey, can I borrow a pen, ze?"
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Call me old fashioned, but how about talking to her directly, instead of via proxy of internet shout-out?
That would be pretty cool if she's a member here already though.
You are far more courageous than I shall ever be.
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"Hey, can I steal your precious thing, ze?"
Fixed
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"Hey, can I hold Shift for focused movement, ze?"
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"Hey, can I CHECKITGEECHECKITGEECHECKITGEECHECKITGEECHECKITGEECHECKITGEECHECKITGEECHECKITGEECHECKITGEECHECKITGEECHECKITGEECHECKITGEECHECKITGEECHECKITGEECHECKITGEECHECKITGEECHECKITGEECHECKITGEECHECKITGEECHECKITGEECHECKITGEECHECKITGEECHECKITGEECHECKITGEECHECKITGEECHECKITGEECHECKITGEECHECKITGEECHECKITGEECHECKITGEECHECKITGEECHECKITGEE, ze?"
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"Hey, do you know Letty Whiterock? Yeah, he's pretty badass. You should send him pictures, ze."
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"Hey, do you know Letty Whiterock? Yeah, he's pretty fatass. You should send him pictures, ze."
:3
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"Silly girl! Your two-colored powers are a mere 28.5714% as powerful as mine!"
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"Hey, is that a Touhou on your computer, or are you just happy to see me, ze?"
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"Hey girl, I bet you never did Lunatic before right? Shall I show you how?"
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"You're barely human. I bet you don't even have ten fingers."
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"Hey, is that a Touhou on your computer, or are you just happy to see me, ze?"
"Look, I was just wondering, did you STOP HELEPOLIS today? Cause if you haven't you should."
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"Hey baby, how about we pretend I'm one of Reisen's bullets, eh?"
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"My pelvic paladin is the size of the Hubble Telescope, so I was wondering if I can gaze into your nebula"
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"Hey, wanna make like Tewi and be my naked rabbit of good fortune, ze?"
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"Hey there girl, can I graze your hitbox, ze?"
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"Hey, I made a thread about you on the internet, ze."
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"So I was wondering, do you by any chance like Singularities? cause I can certain have Yukari gap me inside you tenderly."
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"Hey, Mari, you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind, hey, Mari! *clap clap clap* Hey, Mari!"
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"Hey, OYASHIROSAMA GA STALKING! ...ze."
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Hold on, if you sleep in this cold I'll kill you.
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"Mind if I translate your patch for you? Or should I capture that spell card for a date with you?"
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"I'm Maullar."
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"Girl, I wanna eat you up, cuz you so edible, you could be a mod, ze."
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"It so happens my schedule is empty tonight, so I was wondering if you are interested maybe we can graze some bullets together, or capture some spellcards you know, my place?"
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"I was thinking about you last night, and you made me Master Spark all over the place."
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"Knock knock." "Interrupting Marisa." "MASTER SPARK, ZE! *punch her in the face*"
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"F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 this page for a great many dating tips"
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"Hey.. uhh... umm... *cough* ...er... eh.. so uhh... h-h-h-.... hi? ... uhh"
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"Knock knock." "Interrupting Marisa." "MASTER SPARK, ZE! *punch her in the face*"
FUCK YEAH!!
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"So I was wondering if you softness is as soft as Youmu, mind if I touch you somewhere for some proper verification, I assure you this is for scientific purposes only." *grope her*
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"You know what? I think I would love to hit your box, if you know what I mean."
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"Girl, you're my Perfect Cherry Blossom. How about I show you the Embodiment of my Scarlet Devil so we can Shoot The Bullet all Imperishable Night long? ...Phantasmagoria of Flower View, ze."
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"I want to put my penis in your vagina."
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There is nothing I can do to this thread that Letty has not already done.
Letty, my hat goes off to you.
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"Girl, you're my Perfect Cherry Blossom. How about I show you the Embodiment of my Scarlet Devil so we can Shoot The Bullet all Imperishable Night long? ...Phantasmagoria of Flower View, ze."
PERFECT... just... so geek it is perfect.
"Yo woman, I think you have the best Mountains of Faith ever, I'd graze them so hard between my fingers until I can get my bombs and I'd deathbomb them all at once as my shot moves into docking with your cosmic flaps of pleasure."
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This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIcUYifSsTM#t=4m36s)
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Hey baby, wanna make this your Deflowering Night?
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There is nothing I can do to this thread that Letty has not already done.
Letty, my hat goes off to you.
*bows*
"Hey, if Marisa was a food, would she be a... sand witch!? Ze!"
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Ramus, I hope you're taking notes.
Also, print this thread and show it to her.
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"Hey, let's head back to my place, and I'll make this your Night of Nights, ze."
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*bows*
"Hey, if Marisa was a food, would she be a... sand witch!? Ze!"
Ze!
it's like Zing! but cooler!
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"AAAHHH MO~~~ CHEN KAWAII YO~~~ CHEEEEEEEEEEN!"
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"Hey, need help with this assignment? I'd be willing to provide a little... Spell Practice, ze."
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"Tits or GTFO"
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"Want to see my control rod?"
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Dating Sign 「Initiate Conversation」
"Hey, were you listening to a Touhou song the other day? Yeah, I like Touhou too! That's pretty cool. You don't see many Touhou fans outside of the internet, it seems. You wanna go grab a bite to eat?"
Get Spell Card Bonus!
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"Hey, Reimu. Mind if I make a donation? ;)"
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"Mima is a Ghost that haunts the area around the Hakurei Shrine. She is very confident in her abilities, and even boastful of them. Although she claims during Story of Eastern Wonderland to want revenge against the entire human race it's not known what Mima's motivations for that are. She is also attempting to revive herself. Although she is often called a ghost, during Phantasmagoria of Dim.Dream Mima denies being dead and tries to explain herself as being 'just a soul.' Unless further information about her is revealed we may never know just what exactly she is or how she came to be that way."
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"HELP ME EIRIN!"
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"Hey, are you Rin Satsuki?"
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(http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/7628/2jc7cig.jpg)
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Copy this exact conversation:
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/3152/62193069.jpg)
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Letty's really on his "A" game today.
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"Girl, if I were winter, I'd never leave you behind, ze."
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Walk up to her desk with an mp3 player connected to a pair of speakers. Place this on her desk. Load Caramelldansen at the loudest possible volume, and begin to dance for her. Continue dancing until she runs out of the room.
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"Girl, pucker up and Kisume."
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"I have the best bombs, let me show you"
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"Hey, can I borrow your book, ze?"
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You forgot the "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!" but damn.
I am getting stomach cramps from reading Letty's posts.
good man, I'd rep you for every post.
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Ramus, seriously. I think reciting the Mima entry by memory is the best way to go. That's the best advice you're going to get.
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"Excuse me, are you CAPTAIN MINAMITSU MOTHERFUCKING MURASA!?"
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"SHOW ME YOUR DESKTOP BITCH"
*Tidus face*
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"Yamame so fat...(help me out here Purv)"
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"Wanna see my tiny, tiny clever commander?"
Wait, no ...
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"Girl, you must be Lily White, because when you come around, I feel a spring, if ya know what I mean, ze."
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"Hey, you feeling Melancholy? Because I've got just the Medicine for that, ze."
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(when she turns you down)
"Girl, you must be Cirno, cuz' that was COLD, ze."
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"Girl, you're the Sakuya to my Remilia, because you're maid for me."
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"Hey CAPTAIN, I'd let you sink my ship"
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"Girl, you must be a Touhou, because your power is Manipulation of Me."
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"Yeah, I'm into lolis. Just throwin' that out there."
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"My dowsing rod is pointing at you baby"
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*grab her from behind*
"Let's see you Wriggle your way out of this!"
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"Hey, where does Utsuho go to drink? A crow bar! Hahaha! I slay me... But seriously, let's make out."
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I think I'm done. :<
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Approach her one day in a yellow and black-striped witch's outfit. When she asks what you're doing, go "I'm Marisa B!"
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ze~
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"Hey, are you wearing a bra?"
her: Yes...
"WHAT THE HELL FOR, Ze~"
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Holy shit Letty. You have won the world today.
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*Copies all of the lines in word and prints*
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(http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w88/KimikoMuffin/muffinhoratio1.jpg)
"Yo dawg, I herd u liek mudkipz,"
(http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w88/KimikoMuffin/muffinhoratio2.jpg)
"so I put a meme in your meme,"
(http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w88/KimikoMuffin/muffinhoratio3.jpg)
"so you can spam while you spam."
(http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w88/KimikoMuffin/miami-yeah.jpg) (http://filesmelt.com/downloader/miami-yeah.mp3)
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Dammit if I wasn't busy at work I could have aced this thread.
"Hey girl, I'd make you my shikigami, if you know what I mean."
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This thread is well on its way to being Lecture Seriesed.
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Do it before someone ruins it.
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"Girl, I want to learn to do you, and do you well."
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"Why, no. That isn't a cucumber in my pocket."
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Someone please LS this thread now. I can't get to a comp.