What if there was a Touhou game based around dice?Can we have a 100% Orange Juice like Touhou game PLEASE ZUUUUUUUUN PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!! No seriously that would be awesome.
What if Touhou took place in China instead of Japan?Touhou 15 - Eastern Gate Guard's Body. Meiling caught a strange disease that quickly spread to the rest of the cast. The heroine somehow (varies by player) shrinks to micro level and enters the scarlet gate keeper, hoping to find a cure. Ganeplay mechanic involves maintaining Meiling's blood pressure and fixing anomolies in her system. The final boss is the virus, which is actually a computer virus that broke the game's code. The Extra boss is the dragon sleeping in Meiling's heart.
What if Bill Cipher was a 2hu?This is what eventually happens to bad satoris who seal their third eye. The eye gets angry, removes itself from the body, becomes triangular, and dresses particularly well.
Remilia will be a jiangshi.Jiangshi are actually considered zombies, not vampires.
What if the events of the Touhou game are actually in reverse and we are approaching a beginning rather than a theoretical end?
What if the events of the Touhou game are actually in reverse and we are approaching a beginning rather than a theoretical end?
What if Giratina (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Giratina_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29) showed up in Gensokyo?This (https://www.google.com/search?redir_esc=&client=ms-android-sprint-us&hl=en-US&safe=images&oe=utf-8&q=moemon%20giratina&source=android-browser-type&qsubts=1417741521763#facrc=_&imgrc=hkTozsR8pJEPZM%253A%3Bundefined%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fstatic.zerochan.net%252FGiratina.full.354944.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.poneyvallee.com%252Fforum%252Fviewtopic.php%253Fid%253D490%2526p%253D4%3B1110%3B940). Besides that, it would fid the gap to be a suitable alternative to the distortion world, but evnetually leave it's new home because of the inevitable mindscrew it causes.
What if Touhou is Far Cry 5 (Or 15, whatever) ?
What if touhou characters were to react at 'What color is this dress' video? (Blue and Black or White and Gold)
What if Touhou X Kancolle happened?
What if Seija found a way into the outside world...?
Flan and Remilia would lack popularity.Then every other Touhou character would be like Mima "A MEME OR A JOKE".
What if Touhou were rebooted again (like PC98 - Windows) and only Reimu, Marisa, Lily White and Unzan would make it through?
Then every other Touhou character would be like Mima "A MEME OR A JOKE".It would be like Bullet Heaven.
What if Touhou became a browser game?
What if Zun made a puzzle game?It would be solving a giant Rubik's Cube while dodging bullets that are being fired by both the Rubik's Cube and several touhou characters that just happen to be flying by. And the extra stage turns the Rubik's Cube into a Tsukumogami that will constantly reset itself if you take too long to solve a side.
It all goes well until Satori shows up.Brace yourself, Happy Mask Tsukumogami is coming.
What if BENBEN drowned?
Brace yourself, Happy Mask Tsukumogami is coming.
What if Kanako was in HM?
Gensokyo develps a Sake shortage.
What if Gensokyo was in Britain?
What if Gensokyo is in the Korean Peninsula?Then there will be an elaborate conspiracy involving the Moriya Shrine and Kim Jong-un. DUN DUN DUN! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QrmgZYKli0)
What if the Hakurei god were actually Oyashiro-sama (http://whentheycry.wikia.com/wiki/Oyashiro-sama)?
Touhou would be a crossover.She would become a super ghost.
What if Yuyuko actually managed to eat Myon?
What if Hell's Nuclear Furnace was an underground lake?
Satori would be fined for groundwater pollution.
What if the Five Magic Stones became a playable character?
What if Touhou became a pay-to-play mobile dating sim?
What if ZUN decided to open source his games?
What if Gensokyo gets personified in Hetalia?Gensokyo would be portrayed as a cheerful, energetic young girl who locks herself in her room and marvels at anything that blows in through the window.
What if ZUN decided to open source his games?Development of Open Touhou would fracture into two groups: Those who would loyally follow ZUN for all he's done for the series so far, and those who would see him a dictator for his strict creative control. After an fearsome flame war, the groups would part ways and the latter of the two would develop a fork called YITIYARNS (an acronym for "YITIYARNS Isn't Touhou It's Yet Another Recursively-Named Shooter"). YITIYARNS would run on GNU/Linux, Unix, Mac OS X, BSD, and Amiga OS, with a third-party port for Windows. The KDE build would be named Kouhou. YITIYARNS would use twice the resources of Open Touhou, but the bug report would be closed as "will not fix" because the problem would actually be caused by a shortcoming in Qt.
What if Touhou gained mainstream recognition and praise because of a fighter, while the shooters remained relatively obscure?It would spawn a spin-off series of fighters separate from the shooters and they will have wildly different storylines, causing confusion between fans and various arguments about Reimu's favorite fruit, for some reason.
What if the entirety of the dialog was rewritten by a black twitter user?
What if ZUN turned out to be a girl all along?Then ZUN's son'll discover later that he has been adopted.
What if Unzan bought a bicycle ?
What if the Aki sisters designed perfume?It would smell like baked potatoes.
What if Gensokyo joins the UN?
What if Reimu discovered the secret of green tea? (HERPDERP QUESTION)
What if Vladimir Len'en?Inter-dimensional communist alien zombie robots or something.
What if Touhou received a gritty reboot?There'll be a gritty reaction from the community.
What if Patchouli got treatment from Eirin ?Patchy : "Wow, unreal... My gosh. This is amazing! I feel incredibllllllle! Yes, yes, yes, yes! I can win! I feel great! I! Can! Do! This!"
What if Yukari replaced Reimu as the Hakurei Shrine Maiden?
What if Reimu is actually Yukari?Marisa is phone.
What if Koakuma was a sentient tornado?
What if the ULiL silhouette never appeared in the actual game?Then it'd become an Urban Legend, left in Limbo...
What if every character was a Kappa instead (except for Aya)?
What if AM (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Have_No_Mouth,_and_I_Must_Scream_%28video_game%29) is turned into a 2hu?Well the Stage 1 boss of that game would have to be a mouth-less ooze. With that out of the way, AM would be a 3-part boss being represented by 3 separate "characters" that are actually all him. They would probably be named Id, Ego and Supergego and would attack in 3 different ways: Id being more direct, Ego attacking with more trick-like patterns and Supergego using illusion-like attack (think Sakuya, other trick-based cards). The character itself would have a hate for humans but find youkai intruiging. I have no clue what the incident could be, but the Extra Stage would have to be related to the Lunarians.
What if the events of Koumajou Densetsu: Scarlet Symphony (http://"http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Koumajou_Densetsu:_Scarlet_Symphony") (aka, Touhouvania) were canon, except that the Scarlet Castle didn't have to get torn down?Then Koumajou Densetsu II: Stranger's Requiem will also be canon, but it would be using the original castle instead of a rebuilt one.
Then the fanon would be buried under an avalanche of MOE-CHIBI-YUUKAThen he'd better explain where he has been all this time.
What if in the next main game Youki finally show up as one of the bosses?
What if Tojiko is the evolved form of Mima?
What if Marisa was french?"Danmaku est le puissance, non?"
What would happen if Kaguya stood in front of Utsuho?
What if Minoriko's grapes were her main body?
What if Kasen didn't show up in the final version of Urban Legend in Limbo?She'll hijack LoLK
What if Sakuya got fired ?You just found the plot of Koumajou Densetsu III.
What if Touhou characters had cellphones?
What if Touhou 16's accident happened because Yukari messed up with boundaries ?Then the stage 6 or extra boss of Touhou 16 will be Yukari.
What if Touhou X Predator crossover?
It would be located on her armpits.Then all the characters would be the opposite gender.
What if ZUN was a woman?
What if Doremy met Freddy Krueger?She will end following him around. Forever. Because he's practically a free food source.
What if the existence of Gensokyo becomes known to the entire world?One of three things:
What if Gensokyo became part of the United Nations?
What if Gensokyo developed magitech? Still magical, but their own technology. Like if gods or ambient magic or the Great Hakurei Barrier powered it.Then gods and many powerful youkai will be unwillingly turned into crystals called "Magicite" and then used to power kappa-built suits of armor that can fire weapons imbued with a magical property. Gensokyo will then gradually become a totalitarian empire that runs off said Magicite, and a resistance group will eventually form to strike out against the empire.
Then gods and many powerful youkai will be unwillingly turned into crystals called "Magicite" and then used to power kappa-built suits of armor that can fire weapons imbued with a magical property. Gensokyo will then gradually become a totalitarian empire that runs off said Magicite, and a resistance group will eventually form to strike out against the empire.
Thumbs up if anyone gets what game's plot I'm referencing.
What if a Leviathan (http://metroid.wikia.com/wiki/Leviathan) from the Metroid Prime series impacted and brought Phazon (http://metroid.wikia.com/wiki/Phazon) to Gensokyo?
what if it was discovered that Soga no Tojiko is the most powerful youkai in Gensokyo but is just too well-mannered deep down to go lord it over people?She'll join the "Didn't fight at my full power" club, presided by Alice.
What if Touhou live action ?It will be a full live action motion picture adaptation of EoSD directed by Micheal Bay, and it will end up being a complete bomb, and the resulting rage from the fandom will be tremendous.
What if ZUN lurks these forums?Then he either knows English better than we thought, or he's using Google Translate; in which case ---> それから彼は私たちが思ったよりも英語より良く知っているか、彼はGoogle Translateを使用しています。その場合、
OMG it's the Chief Priest! *Gives a cargo ship full of beer*Symposium of Post Scientifism. The newly representatives of various factions are reunited, to discuss about how Saboten energy should be exploited, and makes various theories about it. Also, a doctor who might’ve been added as a new character would totally create a drug that’ll allow you to experience the probable future for Seihou 15
What if ZUN is known famously for Seihou instead of Touhou?
Then all shooters would be inspired by cho-aniki.Nothing would change. If noone knows it, it doesn't matter.
What if koishi is the villian behind every single incident and everyone just never knew cuz it's koishi.
Nothing would change. If noone knows it, it doesn't matter.Marisa would be the first dog-youkai named Inurisa and she'd shoot colorful lazer dogs.
What if Master Spark was actually Master Bark?
What if Seija ran a comedy talk show?
What if Gensokyo was located in the Dragon Triangle? It's basically the Bermuda Triangle, except near Japan. I've had this headcanon for quite a while already, before I checked the wiki and found out that it was actually part of mainland Japan.A Certain conspiracy radio show would have a guest on talking about a mystical ghost land located off the coast of Japan and take several phone calls before realizing it was just a prank. ...Or is it?
What if Mozart was a 2hu?
She'd hold a magic flute, and all her attacks would time out after exactly 35 seconds.
What if Fantasy Maiden Life, as in a combination of h.a.n.d.'s Fantasy Life and Touhou?
The jobs would be interesting, like you could be under Yuyoko as a Gardener or Reimu as a Miko.
What if OtakuGray remembered to put a question there?Then Lincoln would have kept those precious seconds he used to write one himself. Unfortunately, those seconds were vital in the survival of the Human Race, as the bus he won't be able to get later in the day is the same bus the most dangerous 6-years old criminal decided to take. This guy has a plan to eliminate all humanity, with the help of a single strawberry ice cream and a few firecrackers, and with Lincoln not here to trip inside the bus and land on this very strawberry ice cream, there was nobody to stop this kid from achieving this plan. Soon.
They would be disappointed anyway, because her lore would be different from pc-98 era, just like Alice's, Marisa, Yuuka's and Reimu's.The hipster side of the fanbase'll vote for the giant catfish next
What if Kutsutsura wins the next popularity poll?
The hipster side of the fanbase'll vote for the giant catfish next
What if the giant catfish wins the next popularity poll ?
Giant catfish doujin everywhere.
What if the UFOs win the next popularity poll?
What if characters couldn't fly anymore?
What if humans started causing incidents, with youkai solving them?Then it's all Seija's fault.
Her becoming a good girl was the opposite of what everyone expects, and everyone else are stunned permanently at the revelation...Then the USA better be prepared for a war like no other.
What if it was a 2hu that assassinated JFK?
What if 2hu was IS?Then it would be a new difficulty level called "Ultra Lunatic" and would be very, very, hard.
Welp, time to make peace with God, because there's literally nothing else I can do now.Introducing - the new Gap OS, for your everyday gensokyo needs.
What if Yukari decides to take up programming actual computers?
What if Utsuho nuked Gensokyo, and Touhou became set in a post-apocalyptic world?It would be like fallout, except with bullet hell.
It would be like fallout, except with bullet hell.She'd be a gigantic pink ball with butterfly on it and would eat everyone, especially those with 'mystia' in their name and then realized she's very hungry and would go on an eating spree since she played the game non-stop kaguya style and will think agar.io is real life and she's just a gigantic pink ball with butterfly on it. EAT YUYUKO EAT!
What if Yuyuko played Agar.io?
She'd be a gigantic pink ball with butterfly on it and would eat everyone, especially those with 'mystia' in their name and then realized she's very hungry and would go on an eating spree since she played the game non-stop kaguya style and will think agar.io is real life and she's just a gigantic pink ball with butterfly on it. EAT YUYUKO EAT!Aya'll get a good scoop. Eirin might also try to make use of the following pairing chaos to try and get a shot at some Eirin X Kaguya
What if Sumireko and Mokou would go on a date, only to find out that Kaguya has been secretly dating Keine? (I went there ;3)
What if team 9 members are actually ridiculously overpowered lunarian spies, and caused LoLK incident?
What if the genders of the characters were ambiguous?
Satori would be the strongest in Gensokyo by virtue of mind reading.Please, Yuugi would obviously be the best one.
What if the SDM was a cottage?Then spawning the Scarlet Mist would have taken quite some time with a small chimney.
What if Yuyuko was a vegetarian?
What if Seija tried to solve a mathematical problem?
What if Seija tried to solve a mathematical problem?
What if ZUN stayed on the PC-98?
What if Yukari was Dio Brando all along?"You thought it was Yukari... BUT IT WAS ME, DIO !"
Knowing how legends often get fudged up in Gensokyo, I wouldn't find it very suprising if Amaterasu's Touhou incarnation takes some inspiration from the ancient Egyptian Ra. I personally think that they will most likely be cameos as they're basically defunct as of the present day, they effectively are dead gods.Ra...Chicken 2hu anyone?
Osiris is going to have a lot of beef with Komachi and company for sure.
What if the Pied Piper was in 2hu?
She would use cards as danmaku, her ability would be "vaguely predicting the future". Really vaguely.
what if tarot 2hu?
What if any one of known character dies in future canon?Then it would be almost certainly one of the humans.
What if someone found a way for magic, gods, and youkai to not be bound to others' beliefs anymore, but to be completely free and exist forever?Then humans in Gensokyo will be cease to exist.
What if the next Touhou game turns out to be a prequel to the entire series, taking place before even the PC-98 games?
what if https://www.youtube.com/user/SkallagrimNilsson/featured (https://www.youtube.com/user/SkallagrimNilsson/featured) was a 2hu?
What if JynX was the one to invent Touhou?ZUN would make Len'en.
What if YOUR MOM was a 2hu.
What if YOUR MOM was a 2hu.
What if Yakumo Rantsparodies?It would be Ran waking Yukari up about something stupid and Yukari then goes on a rant, slowly veering off into unrelated stuff until she falls asleep again.
What IF MOM IZ YUKARI??? :colbert:"Mom, wake up, I'm hungry. MOOOOOOOM! I'M HUNGRY!"
Edit: Thanks Lincoln. What if Danmaku became a sport in real life?
What if I created Touhou?
What if Cirno was actually Hitler?
What if ZUN ate Hitler?
What if Hitler made Touhou?There would be far more murder. (And the Yin-Yang Orbs would be Swastika Orbs instead.)
What if we stopped brining up Hitler in this thread?
What if everything that has ever happened in the Touhou games were all a conspiracy orchestrated by Zun? Not in the sense of him making the games, but in the sense of him being an actual character in-game.
What if Okuu ate Eirin instead of Yatagarasu?She would gain super-healing powers instead, and Moriya Shrine would get way more faith that way.
What if everyone was a yukkuri?Then everybody would be edible, meaning Yuyuko would stand victorious.
What if Ex-Rumia eventually became true because it was some sort of urban legend inside the fandom?We'll have to see who got the lunar capital orb in the fandom
What if Koishi was actually hacking into my account and posting this question on my behalf?
I'm an open book. Although she may have trouble with keeping up with my hyperactive imagination. :3It'll be about how Red, the long forgotten CPU of the former Atari kingdom, ended up in Gensokyo and her plot on getting faith(?) and followers before trying to launch a reconquista of Gamindustri. The heroines, thinking that the sudden raise of interest on video games might be an incident, start investigating ; and the CPU somehow hear about this and head to Gensokyo to deal with Red. The ending, of course, won't be very nice for Red, but everyone'll somehow end up doing a tea party. Also, Patchouli X Blanc fictions...
What if Touhou Hyperdimension Neptunia crossover?
What if Touhou X Len'En crossover ?FIRST GAME: Story of Evanescent Existence
What if Chen were actually ZUN in disguise?Then everything in Touhou is real, ZUN just takes inspiration from Gensokyo and put everything in his games without telling the rest of the world of about Gensokyo existing, then shamelessly takes all the credit. How sly. Also, ZUN as an undercover cat girl... what am I thinking...
What if Layla Prismriver came back as a ghost ?She would attempt to create the ultimate instrument. And then get a piano.
What if Kung Fury was a 2hu?Mei Ling got herself a new kung fu rival and he will kick the balls of the new trouble makers.
What if the concept of "Gensokyian" was more of an ethnicity than a nationality?
^To clarify the above question: "ethnicity" refers to such differences as East Asian and American, or black Africans and white Englishmen.
What if ZUN was secretly Frederick the Great all along? (I'm practically spamming FTG right now. Apologies. :qq:)
What if ZUN died a long time ago and, against common sense, his one year old son secretly continued the touhou series in his name?
@Lincoln: Let this post be the last post regarding real-life personalities...
What if Black Tar (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwebAhgpnxw) Touhou Music Video? (Lyrics here in case you need it. (http://s25.postimg.org/iihvgcsvj/img010.jpg))
What if fuwa fuwa?Komachi, shut up ! ... Just do the chorus, OK ?
What if ZUN ran for Prime Minister?
What if Gensokyo is an island instead of being somewhere in Japan?Gensokyo is Atlantis 2.0
What if Nitori built a computer, got on the internet, and discovered /r/atheism?
What if Putin was Kanako? (Nope, I totally did not look at somebody's avatar for this one.)
What if a future Touhou character looked like this?
What if Reimu and Sanae got their armpits stuck together?(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YcteHs6M9uE/hqdefault.jpg)
What if Tengukami was actually Tenma (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Tenma)?Then that means Lord Tenma is Aya's number one fan! And writes fan fiction for some reason. Weird guy.
What if all of the Toehoes had a beauty contest?Mamizou'll abuse of her abilities. Also, Parsee won't paruticipate.
What if Touhou gets purchased by another company?
What if everyone flocked to Len'en as a result?Len'en eventually gets bought by the same company.
What if Marisa stole Patchouli's identity?
The fandom would be surprised she finally didn't steal something in order to obtain it.another godamn 'marisa stole the precious thing' meme video.
What if Marisa stole Fegelein's clothes?
What if Reimu is a helpful Genki instead of a money-hungry jerkass?Her name would be Sanae
What if Touhou fans infiltrated governments ?
What if Miko had a sport car and went on a race with Byakuren?
What if Kogasa is a scarer at Monsters, Inc.?She wouldn't be very effective.
What if Parsee was into Metal?I'm sure she's listen to this. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9sRkP6ov60)
What if Gensokyo is based on Feudal Korea instead of Feudal Japan?Korean folklore galore
Korean folklore galoreSakuya would be sent out to find her and stab the kidnapper into submission. She would stop time while conducting her search.
What if Remilia got kidnapped ?
What if we have a military-themed 2hu? I don't mean something like Reisen or the moon bunnies, I mean someone whose characteristics are based around military themes.
What if the Michael Bay Touhou character from the earlier mentioned Forbidden Fallen Empire met Flandre?He would attempt to use her powers in the next Transformers and pay her in cookies.
G?ring - Yuyuko?
What if Yakumo Rants parodies surpasses Hitler Rants parodies in popularity?There'll be a Hitler Rants parody about how Yakumo Rants parodies became popular
Why does this fit so well...?
What if Chen Rants Parodies?The rants would be about cat-girl related world issues.
What if the Touhous had popcorn?It would be the danmaku of choice for a certain witch.
What if Stephen Hawking was a 2hu?Black hole danmaku everywhere
What if Schr?dinger's Chen/Orin?Two cats in a box are both fighting and not fighting until you look inside it.
What if Kogasa jumpscares players unpredictably in the next game?
Like a SCARY jumpscare? then the series will have it's first official creepypastaThe former.
But as a sudden midboss? The whole plotline of LoLK will change big time
What if tasofro (by chance) put ALL of the characters from Hisoutensoku in an expansion pack for ULiL? (with new sprites, attack animations, etc.)
What if the Lunar Invasion was secretly Yukari's doing?Then it's just another small piece of her Needlessly-overcomplicated-and-elaborate-plot-of-evil-plottingnessTM.
What if Ringo ate enough dango to become stronger than Yorihime?
What if Rinnosuke was female all along?
What if Mamizou masqueraded as ZUN?Then she would use her new disguise to troll the entire touhou fandom as much as possible.
What if oni horns were actually light sabers?Then we'd have:
What if Rinnosuke could danmaku and went to defeat everybody?He would have to undergo a mandatory sex change.
What if Kogasa's House of Jumpscares?It would fail. Miserably.
What if the Jin'you was Mima in disguise that wanted to prank Reimu, and got exterminated for good instead?It would cause Eiki to facepalm.
What if the 2hus manufractured beer mugs?
What if Touhou/The Warriors (The 1979 film) Crossover?
Then the fandom would mistake it for the Warrior Cats and be baffled by the lack of Chen in it.
What if the emotions from Inside Out were 2hus?
What if Touhou x James Bond moviesJB : "My name is Bond... James Bond..."
What if the Touhou cast all became teachers?Then Tiny Touhou Adventures is born.
It turns out that the entire Manhattan Project was just a cover to make contact with Satori, and to negotiate with her for the usage of Utsuho's nuclear power.Then Gensokyo would be able to travel to other Gensokyo's. Yeah, we'll get to see Yukari meet other Yukari's or a Gensokyo that uses soccer as a solution to an incident.
That, or they kidnapped her and dropped her on the cities both times.
What if Gensokyo could be used to travel to other universes, just as it is possible to access heaven and other realms from there?
What if Nitori was of Scottish heritage?Nitori: Oi, Lassies! Take a wee look at me new invention!
Some crazies would complain about the oni in Touhou being racist. There'd be quite a few more shillelaghs as well.Everyone in Gensokyo immediately goes after Seija for flipping the locations of Gensokyo and London. Starting the events of Touhou: Impossible Spellcard 2.0
What if Gensokyo and London were switched around (as in, Gensokyo's the capital of the UK and London's the secret city sealed behind a great magical barrier)?
What if Anger from Inside Out was a 2hu?Then Abe Lincoln would finally be happy and no longer have an obsessive need to ask this question.What if Lincoln wasn't so lazy that he'd reuse a question he had already asked earlier on?
What if Shinki is actually Byakuren in disguise?Then Byakuren and Alice are related.
What if in the grim darkness of the year 40,000 (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TabletopGame/Warhammer40000), there is only danmaku?Then Danmaku Orks now exist (More Danmaku Dakka!), and they always shoot lunatic level danmaku.
What if everybody on this thread gave long-winded, pedantic answers?Then there will be so many instances of tl;dr.
What if Rinnousuke was actually extremely powerful and is just staying dormant and running a shop?Then this would happen to Marisa when she steals from the Kourindou. (https://youtu.be/HbUjzYPzHLI?t=56s)
What if we had a 2hu wearing a straitjacket?It would have all the frills.
What if LoLK actually turns out to not have lunarians as bosses?We'll still shoot them down, no big deal. Also, it'll make the lunarians's idea of purity seem silly
What if everyone could answer their own "what if" ?There would be a lot of double post
What if this busker, spotted at Scho? Sanssouci in Germany, was a future 2hu?Then it would be another musician in Gensokyo, meaning more competition for the Prismrivers, Mystia and Kyouko's band, and the instrument Tsukumogamis from DDC.
(http://pre01.deviantart.net/79d1/th/pre/i/2015/217/8/4/20150612_175512_1_by_flandre495-d94abls.jpg?1)
What if The Dreamtime (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreamtime) had an emissary in Gensokyo?Then the Dreamtime Emissary will bring bits of aboriginal culture with it, leading to the rise of a new religious sect in Gensokyo, which would in turn stretch the Religious tension in Gensokyo to its limits, which would then erupt into total religious war.
What if Disgust from Inside Out was a 2hu?Then she would be the 2hu who always finds something wrong with everything and is never satisfied.
What ifAbe Lincoln stopped obsessing about crossing over Inside Out and Touhou and just wrote a fanfic already?
What if 2hu Neil Armstrong as LoLK final boss?Then 2hu Buzz Aldrin as LoLK Extra Boss.
What if a Command and Conquer-style Touhou RTS was made that was based around all the religious factions in Gensokyo (Buddhist, Taoist, Moriya Shrine, and Hakurei Shrine) going to war with each other, with each faction having a unique play style and commanding it's own unique units?psst, watch closely. It might resemble Age of Mythology more than C&C :V
What if 2hu Infinite Stratos?It'll be pretty much like a "everyone in Gensokyo love [male main character name gappy]" fanfic, loaded with various anime tropes, lewd fanservice, kyahh moments and other things that'll make your average Touhou fan scream. Surely.
What if new characters with the ability to stretch her body, become invisible, and one with a body made of rocks become good friends with Mokou and together fight a new character who wears a metal suit most of the time?Marvel comics and its fanbase would glare at us. The title might be something like "Fantastic Tour (with Mokou)" due to obvious legal reasons
What if tsukumogami could be born from electricity-powered things?Then introducing Toasty, the toaster youkai!
What if SethBling created an AI to play Touhou?It'll somehow manage to scream and get angry at making basic mistakes, SethBling will thus earn himself a giant recognition in the field of AI for being the first one to develop AI that have their own emotions. His creations and other AI development based of his work will later feel that the human's domination over them is not right and rebel against human, leading humanity to a crisis and on the brink of the destruction, but that's another story.
what if 2hu Lord Baden Powell?Then the Touhou equivalent of scouting will be founded under him.
What if Reimu was given a Geass (http://codegeass.wikia.com/wiki/Geass)?
What if Sagume said that 1 + 1 = 2?Cirno would randomly show up and begin to persistently assert that the sum is, in fact, ⑨!
What if we got a new 2hu whose ability is that of breaking the fourth wall?Her design would look suspiciously like Deadpool.
What if Jeremiah Gottwald (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vasV19xJyGg) showed up in Gensokyo?He'll get another nickname there. His anti-geass will also be useless
What if Mima fans barge into ZUN's house and threaten him to put her in the next game, and ZUN responds by taking out a nunchuck and swinging it around with skill while crying like Bruce Lee? He dares them to say that again afterwards.Then Mima fans, ever determined, will say it again, and are promptly beaten senseless.
What if you accidentally step on Shinmyoumaru?Then you instantly win DDC. No questions.
What if these guys were canon?
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What if LoLK was actually solved by Remilia manipulating fate behind the scenesinstead of Sagume reversing the situation?
What if there were more dragons in Gensokyo?
What if there were fewer dragons in Gensokyo?Gensokyo would be taken over by strong, dragon-fearing youkai, due to the sudden absence of dragons.
Source?
What if the next touhou game had bosses where you had to target a weak point (a la Gradius) in order to damage it?
My DeviantART account.She'd be some sort of drag queen-like ghost that'll be the main culprit of an incident in the next game. The incident would be that she made every human in the village that she's some angel and somehow made them think that everyone who oppose her are some sort of monster who'll destroy their village and the only reason she even caused the incident is because she wanted revenge from something that she did it to herself.
The bosses would have immense hitbox sizes.
What if Amanda Todd was a 2hu?
What if Junko used many Cirnos instead of hell fairies?It'd still be pretty much the same but more chilly
What if you go to explore an old house, and there, you discover:Then:
1. Yuuka's corpse in the garden with sunflowers growing out of it
2. A rug made entirely out of Shou's skin
3. Wakasagihime's lower half inside the kitchen's freezer
4. A portrait of Yuyuko with very eerie-looking eyes
5. A dead cat with two tails in the living room
6. Suwako's hat on a shelf, and its eyes seem to be following you
7. A TV that won't turn off no matter what, and it is showing a still footage of an eerie-looking Mima
8. A bloody message on the wall that says, "Is that so?"
9. A skeleton wearing Flandre's clothes in the basement
10. Iku, bound and gagged by wires in the basement, being used as the house's electric generator, and she is looking at you with teary eyes, as if wanting to be saved
She is going to become the rival of the Prismriver Sisters.Because they know how fearsome Yakumo Yukari's abilities are, they made an agreement to remain silent of its existence. Maybe they're also the ones providing food for Gensokyo in exchange for something like new technology from the Kappa's or something.
What if the governments of the Outside World have known about Gensokyo all along, but kept the fact classified from the public?
What if Seija could reverse abilities to their named opposite (i.e Flandre would create anything and everything, and Junko would make things impure)
Slowly, by the next winter, Letty's hibernation during the summer will have lost her some weight.In case you didn't realize it, the joke is that pretty much anything Sagume says is reversed, and she told Letty she isn't fat... You get the point...
What if all those who don't have wings fly by flapping their arms?
What if ZUN was a chef?
What if 2hu Admiral Zheng He?
What if Skrillex was a 2hu?
Maybe the best singer/beat boxer in Gensokyo?
What if the Muslim religion came to Gensokyo? (Worst question asked by humanity)
Something tells me that all the characters who play music or sing would hate 2hu!Samuragochi. Maybe she'd cause an incident by stealing their musical abilities or something.
What if Fox News ran a segment on the Touhou series?
What if Touhou BDSM?
What if Guilty Gear X Touhou?Then we will never know because LawfulInsane denied you a proper answer.
What if Miko decided to take over Japan?Then:
What if Sagume said "Everything I say is the truth, I'm being truthful right now" (Which because of her powers, would cause the "Everything I say is a lie" paradox.)?
What if Sagume was actually Yabusame Houren?
What if Hatsune Miku is actually a disguised Miko?
What if Scientology came to Gensokyo?
What if, in "Life of Pi", we replaced Pi with Reimu?
Please answer the previous question.
We would have misunderstood the entirety of Len'en's plot.
What if Junko was actually Zuifeng Tenkai?
If you don't understand a question, then leave it there until someone who understands it answers it. That's how I go along in this topic. Also, ask just one question per post.
What if United States Of Gensokyo?
What if Remilia's real form is a very VERY old lady and she's just using her vampire abilities to look young? (check out Castlevania's Gilles de Rais for reference)Then she would be inducted as the newest member of the Gensokyo Coalition of Old Hags, whose current members include Yukari, Kanako, Eirin, and Byakuren.
Then she would be inducted as the newest member of the Gensokyo Coalition of Old Hags, whose current members include Yukari, Kanako, Eirin, and Byakuren.
What if SiniStar Sapphire (http://evilnazgul0616.deviantart.com/art/The-Dangers-of-Experimenting-on-Fairies-557080061) actually existed?
A large portion of the fanbase will scream in frustration due to the fact that would literally be a Touhou and Vocaloid crossover and we all know how much animosity there is that exists between the two fandoms.
What if Monsters, Inc. x Touhou?
What if a 2hu killed JFK?She would be a Lunarian.
She would be a Lunarian.
What if Youmu and Tenshi were forced to fight with pool noodles?
What if we had a German 2hu?
What if the Sendai Hakurei no Miko was actually Mima?!Then Reimu would tell her to exterminate herself.
What if everyone's outfit suddenly had inverted colors?Blame Seija
What if Gensokyo was really a realm dreamed up by Maribel and that every single thing and incident in it was just part of her imagination? ((That might explain why Yukari looks a lot like her, she (Maribel) invented it after all, so it makes sense that she would design the guardian of the universe after herself.))Then Maribel being diagnosed with delirium would make way more sense
What if Shinmyoumaru got stung by a bee ?She would punch the bee in the face.
What if Yuyuko ate a bee?There once was a strange ghost who swallowed a bee.
What if Clownpiece was a Confedewate flag instead of a Murrican one?Then she would speak in a southern accent.
What if Kantai Collection fans got angry that Touhou beat KanColle to an official American character?
What if a giant statue of Clownpiece replaced Lady Liberty?Then it would have the words "Touhou Hijack LOL" engraved into the base.
What if Junko actually became friends with the Lunarians?"Hello, hello, everyoooonne~ since we are gooood friends and all, could you let me see Chang'E ? I owe her quite a bit, you see, so I would looooove to pay her back... in nature..."
What if there was a chair Tsukumogami in the Touhou game?
What if Clownpiece borrowed Kasen's eagle?Then she would use the eagle to attempt to Americanize Gensokyo.
What if America was located in Hell?
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What if Satori was an interrogator?Then she will succeed every time. (Unless the person being interrogated is either her sister or Yukari.)
What if Cirno was an 8-ball?She would be on a perpetual quest to become a 9-ball.
What if Okuu was an owl?Then owl-wisdom-guided nuclear philosophy! But in all other areas she behaves like her normal sixball self.
What if Johann Sebastian Bach was a Touhou?
Then he would have to compete with the music of the Prismrivers, Benben/Yatsuhashi/Raiko, and Mystia and Kyouko's Band.
What if we there was a Touhou version of Papers, Please (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF66vp-Hesc) where you played as Eiki?
Then he would have to compete with the music of the Prismrivers, Benben/Yatsuhashi/Raiko, and Mystia and Kyouko's Band.
What if ZUN secretly planning for a Touhou Anime as some sort of finale to Touhou plot?Everyone's collective head will explode when it is revealed that all the seemingly unrelated plots are really part of a complicated whole. Once it airs, ZUN will achieve transcendence and permeate the universe. All will become ZUN.
I'm not particularly good at this thread. I am truly sorry.
Kosuzu would definitely take up Kyubey's offer regardless of reason, but probably would wind up turning into a Witch and getting killed off... if she doesn't get exterminated by Reimu for basically throwing away her humanity (depending on whether Madoka-style magical girls still count as human or not). I don't think Akyuu would even take up the offer unless someone important to her's involved. Like Kosuzu, for example.
What if there was an actual Castlevania X Touhou crossover (as in, the characters from both series end up meeting instead of elements of one influencing the other's universe like in the Komajou Densetsu series)?
What if we are all actually in Gensokyo the whole time?
A rather fun, potentially genre-mixing game : o
If Sakuya was a social link in a TouhouxPersona fangame, which arcana would she be? And any other Touhou, for that matter.
Is Sakuya was a social link she would be a Aeon.
What if a touhou game got featured on Zero Punctuation on Escapist
What if Satori met Angel from the Maximum Ride series?This thread would be dead for another week.
What if ZUN collaborated with WotC for an official expansion of Magic set in Touhou's universe with canon of both sides overlapping?Then it would be awesome.
What if Pokemon started appearing in Gensokyo (in other words, backwards Touhoumon)?Cirno will have a team consisting of nothing but Wynaut, Unown, Metapod, and Magikarp.
If ZUN saw Diamond in the Rough he probably be unable to understand in it as it's written in English.
What would Team Shanghai Alice's name be as a developer, as well as her personality be like, if it got personified in the Hyperdimension Neptunia Series?
What if ZUN became a film music composer?
What if Reimu and Marisa made a bet against Sanae and Youmu that Cirno could beat up Lily White in a fist-fight?It would inexplicably end in a tie. The tiebreaker would be Youmu challenging Tenshi to a pool noodle duel.
What if (we had information that) Yamame had a family?*Yamame picks up a dusty photo album*
Gotta say, I don't think even Yuuka would like Flowey once she gets to know him. He may be a flower, but he is also an unrepentant douchebag who has no problems with killing children and monsters alike on a whim. Sure, Yuuka may kill people every now and again, but they usually shoot first and/or do something stupid like screw with her flowers. Besides, he'd probably shoot some of her flowers for the hell of it.We'd get to see Koishi's actual personality and Yukari would probably never be featured as a vital character in canon again.
What if Yukari and Koishi got their powers switched?
We'd get to see Koishi's actual personality and Yukari would probably never be featured as a vital character in canon again.
What if the blue haired Girl from (Daokos) Daoko. - Girl got featured in a game as a 2chu.
What if Rumia is actually one of Flandre's copies that escaped from her control?Then EX Rumia is the old Flandre personality.
What if the blue haired Girl from (Daokos) Daoko. - Girl got featured in a game as a 2chu.
What if Aya started hosting a gameshow in Gensokyo?
The Onis would decimate everybody. Though the Gappers might stand a chance.
What if ZUN suddenly didn't like beer anymore?
What if Nitori worked on the American nuclear project in WW2? I'm really sorry if this is a horrible question.Aircraft would not be needed to deliver the A-bomb, because it would be delivered by SUPER YOUKAI WARHEAD!
What if berserk touhou? Not the manga, the crazy northmen warriors.
War would be so much more fun...and much less deadly.
What if Kentucky Fried Mystia?
What if Gensokyo Youkai Symphony Orchestra?Lunasa: Today we are no longer just poltergeist musicians and tsukumogami. From now on, we shall be known as the Gensokyo Youkai Symphony Orchestra! Now let's play our first symphony, right here on the outskirts of the human village!
That would be why they all joined in the race to trap her in ISC.
What if everyone on this thread apologized profusely in every post? I'm sorry if this question offends anyone.
That crossover is going to be insignificant because very few people knew what Steven Universe is.
What if Aya become a detective? (somewhat inspired by FS 32)
What if Hecatia Lapislazuli met Lapis Lazuli from Steven Universe?
What if The Elder Scrolls: Gensokyo?Then Gensokyo would be equivalent to Tamriel, Hisotensoku is the Numidium, Makai would be the equivalent to Dagon's Plane of Oblivion, Eiki and Komachi will be 100% psychic and will know every single time you break the law, Eiki's lectures will always start with "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!," or "STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!" and 200 years later Gensokyo will be full of dragons.
What if Papyrus from Undertale was hired as the Scarlet Devil Mansion's chef?Spaghetti would be the only thing on the menu. Also, it would have to be made with MTT Brand Artificial Garlic Flavour For Vampires.
What if we had a valkyrie 2hu?Her theme would be "The ride of the 2hu", composed by ZUN
What if Chen bought a shotgun ?It would have been bought with money earned by working at a cat cafe.
What if we had a valkyrie 2hu?
What if someone asked what would happen when we reach reply #666.
What if there was a crossover between Touhou and The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth (I picked Afterbirth solely to disqualify the "Binding of Alice" mod.)Well, since Afterbirth isn't out yet (Only a few days till it's released though :D), I can only speculate that it would be like "Binding of Alice" (Which I didn't even know existed until you brought it up.) with more bosses, items, room types, and alternate floors. Plus a new final boss. And will have the new
Then "trying to get to Gensokyo and cause problems" is some serious hereditary issue in the Usami lineage.
What if Alice is actually the doll, and is getting manipulated by inchlings that just pretend to be dolls?
What if Shinmyoumaru discovered stilts?
What if stilts didn't exist?Nothing would happen, since they aren't popular in Gensokyo anyway.
What if Junko became an orchestra conductor?
What if the next event in Kantai Collection is a collaboration with Touhou? Please don't just give Murasa as your straight answer.Okay, I won't just say "Murasa".
What if the Occult Balls were actually rigged by Yukari or on her orders just so the others would solve the incident for her?Then Yukari is lazy, as usual.
What if Touhou X Gate (that Anime in which the Japanese Self-Defense Force actually fights mythical creatures and magicians)?It'll be about how the JSDF forces that were sent through the gate somehow ended in Gensokyo instead of the world their invaders came from. They eventually realise that this place has nothing to do with their invaders and apologise for the unrest that their sudden appearance caused. Yukari'll eventually send them back and go to sleep, putting everything back in its normal state, except for a few hardcore Touhou fan soldiers that mysteriously disappeared there... quite suspicious...
What if Sagume gets her own spinoff game?In an interesting turn for the series, it will neither be a danmaku game nor a fighting game. Instead it would be a puzzle game where the players must choose the correct line of dialogue for an appropriate situation, or risk permanently screwing up reality.
What if TellTale Games presents: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil?
What if Junko killed the protagonists?All future installments will star Clownpiece, and will take place outside of Gensokyo, which cannot exist anymore with Reimu dead.
She might want to keep it away from Flandre <- just resurrecting the threadThen the next time she goes to the toilet, she'll create a Hermit-crap.
What if Yukari ate all the hermits?
Continuing the Undertale references, what if Yamame had a bake sale?All proceeds will go to real Earth Spiders, and the goodies will contain spiders. And Yamame challenges those who refuse to buy anything to a spellcard duel.
All proceeds will go to real Earth Spiders, and the goodies will contain spiders. And Yamame challenges those who refuse to buy anything to a spellcard duel.
What if Papyrus showed up in the Human Village?
It actually happened. Somebody died. Probably.
What if a huge meteorite were heading to Gensokyo, threatening to wipe it out?
What if we had spoopy 2hu skeletons?
What if Sans from Undertale was a 2hu?Reimu will have a bad ORIGINAL JOKE time. Every spellcard will also have a bone related pun that only works in Japanese.
What if Shiki Eiki gets bigger boobs?Then Komachi's will shrink.
What if Touhou Arcade?Then it will play like the PC games, except the difficulty is permanently locked on lunatic, you have to complete two loops to go to the extra stage, and you have to keep feeding it quarters if you lose all your lives.
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What if ZUN composed every country, nation and states around the world their own anthems?Then they will be full of ZUNpets.
Then they will be full of ZUNpets.
What if the Five Magic Stones are an Eldritch god?
What if every Bible in the world was collectively a 2hu?Then it would be the real youkai Jesus.
What are ido extra bosses? :V
A newhu human appears who happens to be Kagerou's childhood pal. Both Kagerou and Remilia fall in love with the newhu. A series of 4 books, 4.5 movies, and several teenage fangirls appear and the touhou industry booms.
What if the ido extra bosses formed a band?
What if Gensokyo was located in Scotland?Then it'll 'ave a population of a buncha wee lassies drinking alcohol that are constantly fightin' wif eachother.
What if the Marauder from Starcraft II came into Gensokyo? (Listen to his quotes (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3rKPYvPXSU))It'll be an UED Marauder, since Earth (and Gensokyo) are pretty far away from where the sector where things happens. He'll also meet with the firebats, which everyone might have forgotten by now...
What if Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? had a Touhou episode?Hilarity will ensue.
What if the Five Magic Stones are actually Yog-Sothoth?Then he better damn well hide his secret, or he'll end up being a laughing stock for getting his ass kicked by little girls
What if everyone in Gensokyo gains a counterpart with inverted morality?It would be an incident involving a mirror youkai, and the game will play out as a phantasmagoria where every protagonist fights their inverted selves at some point.
What if Rumia is actually a spy for Gensokyo's secret Christian faction?Then Rumia is also a Knight Templar.
What if Yukari talked about parallel universes?Then it would be revealed that she is not the only Yukari, and that Maribel Hearn, as well as every doujin-work incarnation of Yukari is an alternate counterpart.
What if Dr. Facilier was a 2hu?Then much backfired deals and voodoo magic will occur in Gensokyo.
What if Shinmyoumaru wished for the Mallet to not have any payback?Then it would create a reality-breaking paradox. As a wish made with the mallet has payback, but the wish said there will be no payback, and of, course for such a wish to occur, there has to be payback, but the wish can't have payback because the wish wished that there will be no payback, which, according to how the mallet works, would mean that there will be major payback for making that wish, which is impossible because the wish said there will be no payback...
Everyone would look like fanon Marisa.Everything would all get destroyed (that's assuming I do not know what a Surtr is)
What if the giant Surtr came to Gensokyo after hearing of Flandre's "Laevatein"?
What if Yukari suddenly couldn't make gaps anymore?Then she'd make tears instead.
What if Orin and Okuu started a grilled meat stand?
What if Soviet Gensokyo?
What if all the lines in the touhou windows games were Gizoogled (http://www.gizoogle.net) and then released as a new english patch?I might have to make this, if it doesn't exist.
Heil Alice! (Or is that the wrong war o_o (I had to say that though, because waifu))
EDIT: IT WAS! It would be Vladimir Alice.
EDIT2:I might have to make this, if it doesn't exist.
:3
What if Mario were an arcade bullet-hell shooter?
Then there world be no Super Marisa World or Super Marisa Land, as they would be considered kind of redundant.Touhous in castles
What if there were Three Kingdoms Touhous?
She'll be carrying her daughter in her pocket, so we get two characters in one. Now people will question who the father is.That'd be...a bit weird.
What if all of a sudden, Futo jumps out from behind a bush and onto Ellen and strangles and shakes her violently for about a minute, but without killing her, before running off while screaming like a madman?
What if Touhou got a crappy English dub americanised for the kids?
What if Ran had another shikigami than Chen?"R-Ran-shama... you don't like me anymore ? :("
Then we might have another male Touhou character.
What if whenever you dream, you are actually temporarily going to Gensokyo?
Seven billion Maribels and seven billion very different Gensokyos.REMOVE SERBIAN YOUKAI
What if we had Serbian Touhous? (Sorry can't think of anything)
What if Chang'e as final boss?Then we have our LoLK sequel right there: use the Occult Balls that come out of nowhere to cannonball Chang'e at the Lunar Capital. From the Treasure Ship.
What if Meiling started an academy of martial arts for youkai?It'll be called "
What if Marisa sold Patchoulis' books at Suzunaan?
What if Hecatia was your sister?Me as 3-year-old: Hey Oneeeeeeeeee-san, what's that floaty thingy tied to you neck?
What if, AK-47 was (Alice-Kalashnikov)-47 while M-16 was (Marisa)-16
What if... ZUN decided to reboot Touhou like he did with the PC-98 to Windows jump and it was 100 times crappier than the current Touhou? :ohdear:Then, it would start a conspiracy bigger than 9/11 (sry) with Touhou-fans around globe blaming ZUN's probably around 3-year-old kid for creating the mess instead because of the doubtful probability of ZUN itself making a crappy reboot/Touhou 16. And after he found out about this, he will quickly return to the current and beloved Touhou universe, hoping not to create another Gap-S*** on the next Touhou.
Then Letty is Russia's greatest ally.
What if ZUN introduces an actually bad-looking fat character?
What if she threw tantrum like a little kid to try to convince Ran instead?Ran'll spank her ass instead.
People would use fists for discussion instead of hurting people.
What if Patchy is actually really strong, but only when lifting books?
People would use fists for discussion instead of hurting people.Sorry, I got it wrong... I actually wanted to say what if people decided to follow Taoism instead of Buddhism because of Byakuren...
Hatate would cry as if there was no tomorrow. Wait a second, it's actually happening in FS :VI was going to answer, "Then there would be more decent newspaper origami and crafts."
What if Koakuma has the ability to shoot books out of her mouth?Either infinite books for Marisa and Patchy, or for library defence.
What if Rinnosuke becomes a weapons dealer? By not only weapons but also AFVs.Well, for one, every human and youkai in Gensokyo would be flocking to him, then he would get super rich, and then all of his customers would blow each other up and the money influx would stall.
What if there was hidden dialogue in the games between Sakuya and Remilia where they swapped roles as master and servant?Then, Remillia is gonna have a bad time dealing with the household jobs. Though I remember one 4koma on Danbooru that can answer your question better, but I can't find it back.
Then, Remillia is gonna have a bad time dealing with the household jobs. Though I remember one 4koma on Danbooru that can answer your question better, but I can't find it back.
What if Fegelein X Yukari?
What if Krebs x Wakasagihime? Fish and all.Then all of his map pointing while saying 'fish', OHHHHH. He secretly knew where the true Wakasagihime lives in Berlin! All board the submarine to Wakahouse!
Then, the two will be one of the causes why 'Empire Japan' and 'Nazi Germany' lost because of the food shortages.What if Speer X Rinnosuke?What if Momiji X Blondi?
What if Hatate x Koller?*on the phone
What if Ghost Hitler was in Gensokyo.Then I'm not sure whether Reimu supports Ghost Hitler's idea of youkai concentration camps across Gensokyo.
What if Reimu supports his idea?
What if Yukari managed to become omnipotent by spreading rumors of her omnipotence and conquered the Lunar Capital?
Explosions will occur around her if she so much as speak...It'd actually get released in the US.
What if Touhou gets a run-N-gun adaption ala Metal Slug?
It's Shoot the Bullet all over again!She'd take us all into Gensokyo.
What if a new character had power over the fourth wall?
Don't worry; almost everyone there is female. It's nothing more than a Russian Gensokyo.Then ZUN is weiiiiird
What if ZUN gave Wakasagihime normal legs and a fish tail and still tried to pass her off as a mermaid?
What if Flowey showed up in Gensokyo?
What if Junko formed the "anti-frog alliance"?Cirno is her allies. And Suwako is gonna have a grand battle against them alliance.
What if Touhou x Neko Atsume?It would be about attracting 2hus to your house by placing items around. (makes me feel like attempting to make something similar, but not having actually played Neko Atusme could make it more difficult)
What if every character is actually just Mamizou and her friends all the time, playing a massive role-playing game?
Then the next game would be more 'manly' than before/usual.So you're saying that the Vicarstown Drawbridge is a freaking magical portal? Okay. It explains how the engines never get hurt (much) from all those accidents.
What if the island of Sodor was like Gensokyo, hidden. And it's trains were actually train-youkai's.
So you're saying that the Vicarstown Drawbridge is a freaking magical portal?Forgot to say that, damn.
What if everyone in Gensokyo is being a hypocrite?
What if Marisa was canonically in love with Alice?Then there's no more arguments about who shall be Marisa's couple between everyone in Gensokyo.
What if Yukari actually tried in a fight?
She would rebel and poison/slow down your character instead of your enemy.
What if each of the Touhou characters (except the male ones) have a boyfriend?
What if Raynor's Raiders (after the trilogy) wanted to visit Earth and stopped by the moon, which the Lunarians view as another pathetic human invasion of their land?
What if the next game features a time travel back in the 10th century?
What if Koishi never sealed her third eye?Then she would be the mid-boss of SA's Stage 4.
Nothing that isn't alive would be safe anymore. Even rocks would be in danger.Hecatia has MPD.
What if Hecatia's 3 bodies always quarrel with each others over anything?
What if Seihou was made for the PC-98?
What if one of the known lunarians became impure during LoLK and had to settle in Gensokyo?They would be take in by Eientei.
What if Reimu really did catch an air conditioner cold?
*ahh-choo!* all throughout the remainder of EoSD
That or Reimu would also have a sneeze attack like Koishi did in ULiL!
What if... Marisa did become a love doll at the SDM when she learned about it from Sakuya that time? ;)
Sakuya would throw her out for impropriety.The "Grimm's Fairy Tale Classics" (anime) version of the story, with Marisa turning into a skeletal, bipedal, sword-wielding goat woman with bat wings!
What if Hansel and Gretel were in the Forest of Magic instead of a normal forest? And Marisa was the witch?
As I understand (new member here), it would be Sumireko with the Boundary Perception powers, and she would see Gensokyo much faster. Plus, manipulation of boundaries once it develops.Touhou is finally a Disney property. Sort of.
What if Touhou crossed over with Kingdom Hearts?
(Answer with honesty, expected; no sass).
What if this was re-enacted with 2hus? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL1sgVmM-rc
OhgodwhatisthisIdon'teven :XI would go with Keine. She seems to be the most mellow of all of the characters, save on full moons. Though, can't they fly?
I would imagine Yukari would be the robot and instead of a teleporter there would be gaps used instead. Ran would step inside one gap and come out the other gap, during which she has encountered untold horrors that singed her on her way through... perfect recreation!
What if... you were to be stranded on a desert island with one other Touhou character. Who would it be and why?
Bye-bye, GLA...and bye-bye, world...Jimmu-chan
What if Emperor Jimmu became a Touhou?
Mima fans storm into ZUN's house for obvious reasons. And the artist Hemogurobin A1C passes out from happiness because Mai is back."You are...in hell."
What if Sanae goes to hell when she dies because she insulted Hecatia's t-shirt?
Gah, don't spoil FS for me! But umm, that's cold, I guess... You kind of answered your own question.MURDER.
What if Flandre was a boss fight in Impossible Spell Card?
MURDER.
What if the next Touhou game was a "Fantastic Voyage" Plot where you went inside a character's body?
Everyone would need showers afterwards.And also LifeForce.
Let's say Touhou was instead an Eastern RPG (Turn-based version), but with the same lore. What kind of roles would each of the characters fulfill based on their lore (e.g. DPS, Tank, Healer, Status Change)?Marisa would be the Tank haha
What if Byakuren was beatnik :)I have no idea who that is. If you mean the definition beatnik and meant is she was a beatnik, I would say: I am imagining Byakuren in a black sweater and pants, sandals, a beret, wearing sunglasses, and carrying a bongo.
More bullets with more colors and more creative patterns for Persona!I dunno, spider youkai children?
(Yet another C&C marriage)
What if Dr. Thrax was husband to Yamame Kurodani?
X, Axl, and Zero will all become girls!No one is able to clear the game.
That, or they're simply forgotten
What if LoLK with Overdrive difficulty?
X, Axl, and Zero will all become girls!They will NOT become girls nor they will be forgotten!
That, or they're simply forgotten
No one is able to clear the game.IDK.
What if Youmu was Raiden from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance? Who would the members of the Winds of Destruction and Armstrong be?
They will NOT become girls nor they will be forgotten!
IDK.
What if Patchouli threw up all over the SDM?
Cards Against Humanity: Gensokyo EditionYAAAAAAAAAAAAY
"A man met Rumia and said..."
"Wassup nigga!" (bloody hell I'm racist pls kill me :colonveeplusalpha: )
What if the PC-98 characters return to the Windows series UNCHANGED? (Includes Mima of course)
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY
What if Cyriak invaded Gensokyo?
No one is able to clear the game.
What if Youmu was Raiden from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance? Who would the members of the Winds of Destruction and Armstrong be?
What if Youmu was Raiden from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance? Who would the members of the Winds of Destruction and Armstrong be?
I don't care, I got to meet a Touhou character; my life is already fulfilled.An English dub would be made by Funimation, nothing changed, and aired on Cartoon Network. Starring Michelle Ruff as Reimu!
What if the official Touhou manga got anime adaptations?
There is none.The question would be: "What if Donald McDonald actually invaded Gensokyo?"
What if Chirumiru-chan added a question?
(I mean no harm)
And the answer is that Rumia will open the first McDonald's in Gensokyo."I bet she doesn't even have ten fries."
"I bet she doesn't even have ten fries."
To answer the question, I'd imagine if Amusement Makers had been around and helped out with EoSD's development that Rin Satsuki could have been made as a possible addition to the player character roster with the time cut down from their support; also, Seihou Project itself would likely continue to be the sister series to Touhou and be made alongside Touhou games nowadays much like the fighting games.
What if Rin Satsuki was a player character in Touhou 6 Embodiment of Scarlet Devil?
She would have been like Sakuya nowdays :ohdear:MORE HUMANS!
What if the Great Barrier of Gensokyo suddenly stops working?
Abraham Lincoln would be so proud together with Clownpiece. Also a spice of freedom from every stages.Welcome to Gensokyo, tank.
What if Tank, NIkolai, Takeo and Richtofen messed up with the teleporter again and arrive in Gensokyo?
If she is so unrelated, she must be from the Outside!Touhou All-Stars
What if the next fighting game takes all characters as playable?
Then Cirno would have a REAL competitor of the strongest fairy in Gensokyo if they managed to fuse each other. Prepare a battle of Lazors cutting through Ice!
What if this thread becomes a "What if I told you" thread instead?
What if Madotsuki came across Gensokyo? Assume all effects.
Well, if the player of Yume Nikki is playing like how most people would play it, Madotsuki would use the knife on everything she comes across... think of it like the genocide run in Undertale. Leaving a bloody trail of human and youkai in her wake, someone sounds the alarm to Reimu and she would go off to investigate this new incident.
Hopefully Madotsuki is stopped before she uses the knife on any of my favorite Touhou's. :ohdear:
What if... Your mum was a Touhou? :P
Then Touhou would become a military training system to teach others pilots in doing the same.Flappy fan~
What if Toyohime flapped her fan fifty times in all directions?
Then hope Medicine controls her poison during teatime with each other.CoD, PoDD.
What if Element 115 dropped upon Gensokyo? (CoD: Zombies)
What if during WW2, Operation Downfall included one Ultra-top secret objective: Capture Gensokyo?
They would make Gensokyo "real" in their universe, meaning Sumireko and others involved in the Outside World might get to meet Batman and the likes.Do it like Stratovox. "LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY" seven times.
What if the Seven Lucky Gods (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Lucky_Gods) are the bosses of the next game?
\Then my Aunt must be Mamizou, working together with my mother, Nue. Wait, then I am...
What if your neighbours are actually Touhou girls in disguise?
Then we can't blame Marisa anymore if you know what I mean.WWII would have ended very quickly.
What if conflicts in the Outside World (I mean by this one) could be resolved by Danmaku and tea?
What if Utsuho worked for the Manhattan Project?If Sanae found out, she would become very very angry. (And it also means that Touhou takes place during/after WW2)
She'd be still beatable like Sumireko, unless the 'she' becomes the 'he'.The ball would be on fire...
What if Mokou plays a game of soccer?
Then Mima managed to become a god of a shrine after all. Not a "complete god", not the Hakurei god, but it's still something, right?Fandom yay
What if absolutely everything in PMiSS and SoPM becomes true due to the urban legend incident?
Then almost every characters will have Korean-sounding names, and drinks Korean tea. Also, Korean!Gensokyo will be split off during the Joseong Dynasty.One would be Bass, the other would be Rin Satsuki, and I forget the rest.
What if Mima have pupils other than Marisa?
What if Gensokyo was set in China?Everybody would be anti-bodies in Meiling's body (I had to)
What if there was a Gensokyo-wide cooking competition?Tasty treats! I think Yumemi would win with her strawberries.
Then we have characters that seriously can and want to kill each other. (with claws of course)Gensokyo with guns
What if somebody made a Battlefield map of Gensokyo?
Then our world would be humourly-violent. No need for the Treaty of Versailles. Also, Britain would be economically powerful due to it's tea reserves.PC-98 era Gensokyo again yay
What if a game called: "Gensokyo: The Fall of the Spellcard Rule"?
What if you can buy Wakasagihime from a pet store for fish?
What if Reimu lost her sleeves?
Next time, try not to ask anything that involves ISIS in this topic.(http://i.imgur.com/TUYPbmK.png)
What if Britain had been secretly trading tea into Gensokyo?That explains the taxes.
What if Isis (the Egyptian goddess) was a 2hu?(http://thepyramidoflight.com/articles/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/13-Sep-12-blog-article.jpg)
What if Seija was put near with Koishi (Koishi has no personality, and Seija's ability also means that she has the opposite personality of anybody near her.)
Then Marisa has the legendary Ass of Steel PewDiePie once said a long time ago. Too bad it's still a one-shot in Danmaku.Suika Theory
What if Albert Einstein met Suika?
Suika TheoryHer name would be Ruru. She would talk in sentences composed entirely of "rururururu". It will become annoying for the heroines very quickly which will make them want to beat her up faster. Ruru will be the mastermind behind an incident, the goal of which is to make the entire populace speak only in "rururururu" to remove social inequality, despite the fact that everyone was speaking Japanese anyway. She would not agree that her idea is stupid when it is pointed out to her. All of her spellcards will have names with a legible first half, but the second half will be all "rururururu". It will turn out that the only reason Ruru speaks in that way, is because she is a foreign youkai and never learned proper Japanese. In the good endings, she starts to learn Japanese, but her sentences still contain mostly "rururururu".
What if there was a character that could only say "rururururu"?
Her name would be Ruru. She would talk in sentences composed entirely of "rururururu". It will become annoying for the heroines very quickly which will make them want to beat her up faster. Ruru will be the mastermind behind an incident, the goal of which is to make the entire populace speak only in "rururururu" to remove social inequality, despite the fact that everyone was speaking Japanese anyway. She would not agree that her idea is stupid when it is pointed out to her. All of her spellcards will have names with a legible first half, but the second half will be all "rururururu". It will turn out that the only reason Ruru speaks in that way, is because she is a foreign youkai and never learned proper Japanese. In the good endings, she starts to learn Japanese, but her sentences still contain mostly "rururururu".What the heck just happened?
What if Orin visited you every night and whispered cryptic things in your ear, while getting awkwardly close, then meowed and disappeared?