Author Topic: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan  (Read 18988 times)

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #30 on: December 17, 2010, 04:32:23 AM »
but I have 40 waifus.

that's as big as the Touhou entire cast.

am I not fans enough?
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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #31 on: December 17, 2010, 07:52:10 AM »
STEP 1.
ADOPT A PC-98 CHARACTER.

Don't make me bring back Five Magic Stones, bitch

Spoiler:
OTP: Far Left Stone has a secret crush on MidRight Stone

Semirelatedly, I did just recently make a replay of myself playing PCB Phantasm at 10 FPS just for the fun of it.
« Last Edit: December 17, 2010, 07:54:12 AM by WhiteMageChocobo »

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #32 on: December 17, 2010, 08:17:26 AM »
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I've done Touhou fanwork and I've put a few replays and videos online. I have a few doujins on my HDD (99% non-ero) and a folder of Touhou images. Touhou music is a large portion of my music library.

I've gotten respect as a gamer from playing the games in front of others, going as far to do a few Lunatic plays (Not 1cc) without deaths. Still bad at capturing spell cards but I am very good with resource management. UFO has taught me well.

I keep quiet and don't publicize the series in a stupid manner / don't spout memes / don't cause drama on forums / don't get pissed when someone goes "What Anime is this."

Touhou technically has an Anime now, regardless if it's official or not.

------> Therefore I am a true Touhou fan, just pretty lazy!

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #33 on: December 17, 2010, 08:28:09 AM »
So that is what "OTP" means...
Applies here as well.
With this knowledge a plan for defenestration via trebuchet will now be implemented upon any and all believers and participants.

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #34 on: December 17, 2010, 08:48:19 AM »
This is the only good advice the OP has given thus far.

Roukan, I am disappoint...
:trollface:...?

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #35 on: December 17, 2010, 09:11:58 AM »
1. I call Mima Kana.

2. I beat Nue with Cheat Engine am I cool now

3. Yuyuko x Mokou because I said so.

4. Marisa Stole The Precious Common Sense.

5. You all suck, I beat Saigyouji Flawless Nirvana in two tries.

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Also, I call lecture by page 9.


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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #36 on: December 17, 2010, 10:14:23 AM »
Also, if the stars align as the earth begins to crumble and I wind up with a waifu, our twin daughters WILL be named Marisa and Alice.
Would you pronounce it 'Muh-riss-uh' or 'Mah-ree-sah'? This is important.

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #37 on: December 17, 2010, 11:56:40 AM »
praise the stars

your touhou community is rubbish compared to our new kingdom, the yukkuri empire!

even original characters are welcome, unlike your strict rulings!

the forgotten are also remembered as well!



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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #38 on: December 17, 2010, 12:20:20 PM »
I don't know if I've mentioned this ever, but Shou x Iku for obvious reasons  :ohdear:

...the first step is too hard ;-;, btw.
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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #39 on: December 17, 2010, 12:37:20 PM »
Would you pronounce it 'Muh-riss-uh' or 'Mah-ree-sah'? This is important.
I would pronounce it 'Mah-REE-sah' that would sound 50% like it's original Japanese and 50% like and over-dramatized Mexican soap opera.

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #40 on: December 17, 2010, 12:42:31 PM »
Be a true Touhou fan.

Adopt a Seihou character. 


Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #41 on: December 17, 2010, 01:16:18 PM »
Be a true Touhou fan.

Adopt a Seihou character.

If you insist.

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #42 on: December 17, 2010, 02:34:04 PM »
Eirin x Konngara OTP. -^-
Yuugen-Magan x Toyohime

I am a better fan than you.
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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #43 on: December 17, 2010, 02:37:28 PM »
Yuugen-Magan x Toyohime

I am a better fan than you.

Meira x Youki.

I am the best. :3

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #44 on: December 17, 2010, 02:44:17 PM »
Genji x Five Magic Stones.

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #45 on: December 17, 2010, 02:44:39 PM »
Meira x Youki.

I am the best. :3
Mimi-chan x Ehrlich

:gwahaha:
Old Danmakufu stuff can be found here!

"As the size of an explosion increases, the numbers of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero."

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #46 on: December 17, 2010, 02:45:53 PM »
Mimi-chan x Ehrlich

:gwahaha:

Mai (from Yuki/Mai) x Mai (from Mei/Mai)

:smug:

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #47 on: December 17, 2010, 02:52:12 PM »
Mai (from Yuki/Mai) x Mai (from Mei/Mai)

:smug:
The thing from tHRtP's Jigoku route ending  x  Mishaguji-sama

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #48 on: December 17, 2010, 03:57:07 PM »
This is the only good advice the OP has given thus far.

Roukan, I am disappoint...

Here we see a perfect example of the process in action!

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #49 on: December 17, 2010, 04:14:06 PM »
Evil Eye Sigma x Satori's Third Eye.

 :objection!:

Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #50 on: December 17, 2010, 04:17:44 PM »
Letty Whiterock x Milia.

...Something tells me the reasoning for this isn't very obvious. :ohdear:

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #51 on: December 17, 2010, 05:09:59 PM »
OTP: Rumi Arie x Kasen Ibara x Sugar Satellite

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #52 on: December 17, 2010, 05:53:08 PM »
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Ma-REES-saaaah, Fer-NAN-nnndoooooh, PORRR-QUUUUEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #53 on: December 17, 2010, 07:07:56 PM »
Evil Eye Sigma x Satori's Third Eye.

:objection!:
I drew fanart of that.

I AM THE BEST FAN OF ALL. :smug:

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #54 on: December 17, 2010, 07:14:22 PM »
I would pronounce it 'Mah-REE-sah' that would sound 50% like it's original Japanese and 50% like and over-dramatized Mexican soap opera.

Ma-REES-saaaah, Fer-NAN-nnndoooooh, PORRR-QUUUUEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!

fernando...


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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #55 on: December 17, 2010, 11:59:01 PM »
Kikuri x Sanae. She does much more destructive force at her.

Also, I am RAGED at the number of accuracies being thworn around here. Like that one guy who posts on my site, whom I must accuse of duckspeak, like from 1984! And he even ... hang on, if I say "like from 1984" there, does it make more or less sense than if I didn't say it?

Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #56 on: December 18, 2010, 03:18:03 AM »
Mokou is mah waifu. Oh shit, she isn't PC-98.

Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #57 on: December 18, 2010, 03:32:12 AM »
Don't care what anyone says, I claim Hourai.

Alice had her dolls in PC-98 and there ain't any proof Hourai wasn't one of them.

Loopholes!
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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #58 on: December 18, 2010, 04:59:19 AM »
Eirin x Konngara OTP. -^-

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Re: The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
« Reply #59 on: December 18, 2010, 05:52:55 AM »
have my children
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