Author Topic: Daiyousei Quest - Greater Fairy: Part 28  (Read 70615 times)

Neovereign

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Re: Daiyousei Quest - Greater Fairy: Part 28
« Reply #870 on: March 13, 2017, 11:50:48 PM »
//Damn Merry. Teach me those skills to go to sleep that fast.

Prime:

> Examine ourselves.
> Examine the fusion.
> Examine our surroundings.
> "Abso-lutely..."
> Smile brightly.
> "How much time did you said we have to wait?"
> You examine yourself...
> Not the cleanest you've been. Otherwise, fine.
> You examine the fusion...
> Neither is she...
> You examine the room.
> That makes three...
> "Um... Almost 300 days. About 40 weeks before it's time..." The fusion says. "We are not humans though... It could be different... Maybe it'll take until next year back at this season... Maybe it'll only be a few weeks. Or days even..."
>_

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Re: Daiyousei Quest - Greater Fairy: Part 28
« Reply #871 on: March 14, 2017, 12:07:29 AM »
> You examine the room.
> That makes three...

//...
...
...
The image in my mind doesn't fade away... Aleluya the exaggerated things?


Prime:

> "I didn't thought about that..."
> Place a hand in our womb.
> "Ehehe... I guess you don't mind if it's soon or later, right?"
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Re: Daiyousei Quest - Greater Fairy: Part 28
« Reply #872 on: March 14, 2017, 12:17:05 AM »
Prime:

> Place a hand in our womb.

> In the interest of a great many things, kindly place our hand on our belly.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Daiyousei Quest - Greater Fairy: Part 28
« Reply #873 on: March 14, 2017, 12:19:26 AM »
RenBug (T):

> ...I...don't really know...I just wanna do something...

---

RanBug:

> Continue observing our host.

---

TaoDai:

> "Good! I'm glad."

---

YamaBug:

> Continue observing.

---

HamiDai:

> Have a look around at the others in the bed, including our clone. Is anyone else awake?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

Neovereign

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Re: Daiyousei Quest - Greater Fairy: Part 28
« Reply #874 on: March 14, 2017, 12:25:17 AM »
//...
...
...
The image in my mind doesn't fade away... Aleluya the exaggerated things?


Prime:

> "I didn't thought about that..."
> Place a hand in our womb.
> "Ehehe... I guess you don't mind if it's soon or later, right?"
> In the interest of a great many things, kindly place our hand on our belly.
> You place a hand on your belly.
> The fusion shakes her head.
RenBug (T):

> ...I...don't really know...I just wanna do something...

---

RanBug:

> Continue observing our host.
> "Well, I don't know right now either... Maybe find out?" It shouldn't be that hard for her...

> You observe Ran. She looks more normal now, wearing a similar outfit to before.
TaoDai:

> "Good! I'm glad."

---

YamaBug:

> Continue observing.

---

HamiDai:

> Have a look around at the others in the bed, including our clone. Is anyone else awake?
> "And I'm glad that it's good." Virtue says. She'll probably be asking soon.

> Maybe I should sleep this out and wait for it to go away or something. This is something that hasn't happened before.

> HamiDai is not in the room. Your clone is awake as well.
>_

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Re: Daiyousei Quest - Greater Fairy: Part 28
« Reply #875 on: March 14, 2017, 12:32:02 AM »
Sumidai-chan:

>Get up and go cooking !

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Re: Daiyousei Quest - Greater Fairy: Part 28
« Reply #876 on: March 14, 2017, 12:33:28 AM »
Sumidai-chan:

>Get up and go cooking !
> You get up and head for the kitchen bare.
>_

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Re: Daiyousei Quest - Greater Fairy: Part 28
« Reply #877 on: March 14, 2017, 12:35:42 AM »
MikeyBug, CopBug:

> Anything new and exciting?

---

RenBug (T):

> ...mmmm...Oh! I might have an idea...what you think, Miss Renko, if I was able to boost your abilities?

---

RanBug:

> Beat.

---

Myon:

> How're our travels going?
> How difficult is it to move around with five people inside of us?

---

TaoDai:

> "Oh yeah! Did you like the present I left you overnight?"

---

YamaBug:

> Beat.

---

HamiDai:

> Unmake our clone.
> Check on Aya, 'Miz, and 'Tater. Are they all asleep?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Daiyousei Quest - Greater Fairy: Part 28
« Reply #878 on: March 14, 2017, 12:40:45 AM »
Prime:

> Sit up.
> "What do you say? Want to take a bath? Or do you want to stay here a bit more?"
ALL HAIL PROPOSALING-SAMA. SURPRISE FOR HIM.

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Re: Daiyousei Quest - Greater Fairy: Part 28
« Reply #879 on: March 14, 2017, 12:45:13 AM »
MikeyBug, CopBug:

> Anything new and exciting?

---

RenBug (T):

> ...mmmm...Oh! I might have an idea...what you think, Miss Renko, if I was able to boost your abilities?
> Micheal is examining the room.

> "Boost my abilities?" Like, make them better!?
RanBug:

> Beat.

---

Myon:

> How're our travels going?
> How difficult is it to move around with five people inside of us?
> Ran is watching Chen.
> Still asleep...

> The village is in sight.
> It's not that hindering. Just being more weighted from your torso...
TaoDai:

> "Oh yeah! Did you like the present I left you overnight?"

---

YamaBug:

> Beat.

---

HamiDai:

> Unmake our clone.
> Check on Aya, 'Miz, and 'Tater. Are they all asleep?
> "Present? Oh, um... yea." Virtue nods. Thanks...

> Yamame heads for the bridge again.
> I sorta wanted to check myself out more... But that'd be like checking Yuugi out, I think.

> You unmake your clone.
> The trio is asleep.
Prime:

> Sit up.
> "What do you say? Want to take a bath? Or do you want to stay here a bit more?"
> You sit up.
> "Whichever one you want. You know what I'll always be fine with though." The fusion sits up. "I suppose a bath would be good too though."
>_

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Re: Daiyousei Quest - Greater Fairy: Part 28
« Reply #880 on: March 14, 2017, 12:52:49 AM »
Renbug (T):

>"Uh huh, my ability allow me to make people's abilities develop faster."

Tashi

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Re: Daiyousei Quest - Greater Fairy: Part 28
« Reply #881 on: March 14, 2017, 12:54:50 AM »
Prime:

> "I'm looking forward to spend this day with you..."
> Smile.
> "Does it sound like a good idea?"
ALL HAIL PROPOSALING-SAMA. SURPRISE FOR HIM.

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Re: Daiyousei Quest - Greater Fairy: Part 28
« Reply #882 on: March 14, 2017, 01:00:05 AM »
RenBug (T):

> I'll be honest, I don't know what your upgraded abilities will do. But they'll sure do something!

---

Myon:

> While we travel, gently pat someone's somewhere based on where we feel people pressing against our skin from the inside. Aim for Youmu in particular.

---

TaoDai:

> Smile wider.
> "Great! I'm glad you like it."

---

YamaBug:

> Beat.

---

HamiDai:

> Get up gently, so we to not wake up Aya, and head to the kitchen.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

Neovereign

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Re: Daiyousei Quest - Greater Fairy: Part 28
« Reply #883 on: March 14, 2017, 01:14:05 AM »
Renbug (T):

>"Uh huh, my ability allow me to make people's abilities develop faster."
RenBug (T):

> I'll be honest, I don't know what your upgraded abilities will do. But they'll sure do something!
> "O-Okay then." Renko nods. I wonder what they'll do... I'll be able to help Merry for real though.
Prime:

> "I'm looking forward to spend this day with you..."
> Smile.
> "Does it sound like a good idea?"
> "Definitely."
Myon:

> While we travel, gently pat someone's somewhere based on where we feel people pressing against our skin from the inside. Aim for Youmu in particular.

---

TaoDai:

> Smile wider.
> "Great! I'm glad you like it."
> You try to pat someone within, hopefully Youmu.
> It feels like you're patting someone at least...

> Well... "I'm a bit worried about the other four though... Concerning this."
YamaBug:

> Beat.

---

HamiDai:

> Get up gently, so we to not wake up Aya, and head to the kitchen.
> Yamame continues.

> You gently get up, heading out and to the kitchen area.

> (SumiDai) You arrive.
>_

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Re: Daiyousei Quest - Greater Fairy: Part 28
« Reply #884 on: March 14, 2017, 01:15:52 AM »
Sumidai-chan:

>Prepare an healthy meal for both of us, adequate breakfast.

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Re: Daiyousei Quest - Greater Fairy: Part 28
« Reply #885 on: March 14, 2017, 01:18:06 AM »
Sumidai-chan:

>Prepare an healthy meal for both of us, adequate breakfast.
> You start to prepare a meal...
>_

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Re: Daiyousei Quest - Greater Fairy: Part 28
« Reply #886 on: March 14, 2017, 01:33:14 AM »
RenBug:

> (T) Okay, I'm gonna start now. You should go check on Miss Merry while I work...I think she fell asleep.
> Begin flowing the magic necessary for ability growth into Renko.

---

Myon, YuyuBug:

> Coordinate our visions to determine who Myon is patting.

YuyuBug:

> Can we see outside Myon's skin?

Myon:

> Keep traveling and patting.

---

TaoDai:

> "Hmm? What do you mean?"
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

Neovereign

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Re: Daiyousei Quest - Greater Fairy: Part 28
« Reply #887 on: March 14, 2017, 01:40:49 AM »
RenBug:

> (T) Okay, I'm gonna start now. You should go check on Miss Merry while I work...I think she fell asleep.
> Begin flowing the magic necessary for ability growth into Renko.
> "Oh..." Renko gets up, heading out.
> You become more aware of your magic and flow more into Renko.
Myon, YuyuBug:

> Coordinate our visions to determine who Myon is patting.

YuyuBug:

> Can we see outside Myon's skin?

Myon:

> Keep traveling and patting.
> She is petting Youmu.
> No.
> You continue on, arriving in the Village.
TaoDai:

> "Hmm? What do you mean?"
> "How they feel about doing these things..." Reluctance...
>_

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Re: Daiyousei Quest - Greater Fairy: Part 28
« Reply #888 on: March 14, 2017, 01:44:03 AM »
RenBug:

> Keep flowing and monitoring our host.

---

Myon:

> Stop patting.
> Double-check to make sure we have our money.
>> If we do, mentally go over what we need to get, and then get to shopping.

---

TaoDai:

> Look mildly confused.
> "I don't follow, Miss Virtue..."

---

MaruBug:

> Are we in the waking process?
>> If so, expedite it to wake up fully. Make sure not to stretch or move our body, though, since it's not actually ours.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Daiyousei Quest - Greater Fairy: Part 28
« Reply #889 on: March 14, 2017, 01:53:38 AM »
RenBug:

> Keep flowing and monitoring our host.

---

Myon:

> Stop patting.
> Double-check to make sure we have our money.
>> If we do, mentally go over what we need to get, and then get to shopping.
> You continue as Renko gets back into the room.
> But what now... Do I wake her up?

> You stop and make sure you have your money, before starting to shop.
TaoDai:

> Look mildly confused.
> "I don't follow, Miss Virtue..."

---

MaruBug:

> Are we in the waking process?
>> If so, expedite it to wake up fully. Make sure not to stretch or move our body, though, since it's not actually ours.
> "They aren't as welcome to what's happening as I am..." Virtue says.

> You turn attention to Marubug.
> You wake fully. Seijamaru is still asleep.
>_

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Re: Daiyousei Quest - Greater Fairy: Part 28
« Reply #890 on: March 14, 2017, 02:08:35 AM »
RenBug:

> Keep flowing.

---

Myon:

> While shopping, call upon Youmu's memories of her speaking style and behavior mannerisms, and be sure to imitate them as best we can, so no one suspects a thing.

---

TaoDai:

> Frown sadly a bit.
> "Oh..."

---

HamiDai:

> Did we find Hamiya in the kitchen?
>> If not, head to the bathroom.

---

MaruBug:

> Resume growing our chest.
> Check our host's dream.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Daiyousei Quest - Greater Fairy: Part 28
« Reply #891 on: March 14, 2017, 02:18:29 AM »
RenBug:

> Keep flowing.

---

Myon:

> While shopping, call upon Youmu's memories of her speaking style and behavior mannerisms, and be sure to imitate them as best we can, so no one suspects a thing.
> You keep it up.
> Renko lies down in bed next to Maribel, undressing for comfort.
> I can't use them yet anyways. It's not nighttime.

> You imitate Youmu further as you continue on.
TaoDai:

> Frown sadly a bit.
> "Oh..."

---

HamiDai:

> Did we find Hamiya in the kitchen?
>> If not, head to the bathroom.

---

MaruBug:

> Resume growing our chest.
> Check our host's dream.
> "Mm..." That's why I'm asking her...

> No.
> You head for the bathroom.
> Hamiya is inside, washing her face peacefully.

> You get back to growing Seijamaru's chest.
> You check your host's dream.
> The fusion wakes up. You hardly got to see anything in the dream...
>_

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Re: Daiyousei Quest - Greater Fairy: Part 28
« Reply #892 on: March 14, 2017, 02:32:59 AM »
Prime:

> Get up from bed and take the fusion's hands.
> "C'mooon... Get up from theeere~..."
> Start to playfully lead her to the bathroom while we giggle.
ALL HAIL PROPOSALING-SAMA. SURPRISE FOR HIM.

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Re: Daiyousei Quest - Greater Fairy: Part 28
« Reply #893 on: March 14, 2017, 02:35:22 AM »
RenBug:

> Continue flowing.
> Look down at our chest.

---

TaoDai:

> Look down at our belly, then back up at Virtue.
> "...Does that mean I have to stop?"

---

HamiDai:

> Lightly knock on the door.
> "Good morning~"

---

MaruBug:

> Stop the growth.
> Listen to our host's thoughts.

---

ReimuBug:

> Check in.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

Neovereign

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Re: Daiyousei Quest - Greater Fairy: Part 28
« Reply #894 on: March 14, 2017, 04:10:37 AM »
Prime:

> Get up from bed and take the fusion's hands.
> "C'mooon... Get up from theeere~..."
> Start to playfully lead her to the bathroom while we giggle.
> You get up and grab the fusion.
> "Okay, okay." The fusion smiles, getting up and following you to the bathroom.
RenBug:

> Continue flowing.
> Look down at our chest.

---

TaoDai:

> Look down at our belly, then back up at Virtue.
> "...Does that mean I have to stop?"
> You continue.
> You have Renko look down to her chest.
> I'm not fully undressing while Daiyousei's watching. Even under cover.

> You look down, then back to Virtue.
> "N-No. In fact, I'd be fine with you continuing right now. It's just, they are less fine with it." I can't just rule out a single person either...
HamiDai:

> Lightly knock on the door.
> "Good morning~"

---

MaruBug:

> Stop the growth.
> Listen to our host's thoughts.

---

ReimuBug:

> Check in.
> You knock.
> "O-Oh!" Hamiya jumps. "Morning Daiyousei." She turns to look at you, taking in the view.

> You stop and listen.
> Huh... I guess I don't need to ask for the bad dream to go away... Seijamaru blinks a bit.

> You are awake. Reimu is up too. However, she's choosing to continue snuggling with her clone.
>_

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Re: Daiyousei Quest - Greater Fairy: Part 28
« Reply #895 on: March 14, 2017, 04:18:57 AM »
RenBug:

> Continue flowing.

---

TaoDai:

> Frown a bit.
> "Well, that's kind of awkward..."

---

HamiDai:

> "Ehehe~"
> Take in the view we have.

---

MaruBug:

> Think about what our host's bad dream was about.
> Look down at our chest.

---

ReimuBug:

> Think about what Reimu thinks of having a clone.
> Listen to Reimu's thoughts.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Daiyousei Quest - Greater Fairy: Part 28
« Reply #896 on: March 14, 2017, 04:40:03 AM »
RenBug:

> Continue flowing.

---

TaoDai:

> Frown a bit.
> "Well, that's kind of awkward..."
> You continue. You wonder how much you'll have to provide before progress is made...

> "No, it's fine. I enjoy it, and you enjoy it. If you want to, you can continue." This is getting bad...
HamiDai:

> "Ehehe~"
> Take in the view we have.

---

MaruBug:

> Think about what our host's bad dream was about.
> Look down at our chest.

---

ReimuBug:

> Think about what Reimu thinks of having a clone.
> Listen to Reimu's thoughts.
> You admire Hamiya's view... She still has the additions you've made for her.
> She looks down to herself, then back to you.
> "Could we try some new things? Like, danmaku related, for once. With my set where I had enough arms to hold what I needed."

> You think...
> She does not remember.
> You have Seijamaru look down.
> Still growing...

> You think...
> Reimu enjoys being able to get two things done at once, and is eager to make use of it.
> It'd definitely be better... And it's not like anyone's actually interested in me... Maybe I should try something... Reimu continues to hold her clone close.

> (SumiDai) You finish cooking.
>_

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Re: Daiyousei Quest - Greater Fairy: Part 28
« Reply #897 on: March 14, 2017, 04:42:31 AM »
Sumidai-chan:

>Set it down on the table.

Ruudai-chan:

>So ?

Diana:

>Get that lazy ass Daiyousei and take her somewhere.

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Re: Daiyousei Quest - Greater Fairy: Part 28
« Reply #898 on: March 14, 2017, 04:49:46 AM »
Sumidai-chan:

>Set it down on the table.

Ruudai-chan:

>So ?

Diana:

>Get that lazy ass Daiyousei and take her somewhere.
> You set the prepared meal down.

> You are still working.

> You pick up Dai-chan and carry her with you, starting to head off in a random direction.
>_

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Re: Daiyousei Quest - Greater Fairy: Part 28
« Reply #899 on: March 14, 2017, 04:54:18 AM »
//Poor Reimu. :( The temptation of ReiDai is strong, but I will resist.

RenBug:

> Continue flowing.

---

TaoDai:

> Look uncertain.
> "...Well...all right, if you say so..."

---

HamiDai:

> "Oh, um, I guess? I'm not very good with danmaku, though...you'd beat the tar out of me in no time, I'm sure."

---

MaruBug:

> Resume growing our chest.
> Gently place our hands on our chest.

---

> Omni-observe inside Kasen's house for Kasen again.

ReimuBug Clone:

> Listen to our (clone) host's thoughts as well.

ReimuBug:

> Think about why Reimu is snuggling with herself.
> Think about what in particular Reimu is enjoying about the snuggling, if there even is one particular thing.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"