Author Topic: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)  (Read 83681 times)

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i graduate in 2012

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Spoiler:
no i don't actually believe the whole 2012 thing holy moly
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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2009, 08:21:20 PM »
Spoiler:
no i don't actually believe the whole 2012 thing holy moly
You better not.

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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2009, 08:21:26 PM »
The world won't end in 2012.

That's just when Second Impact occurs~
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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2009, 08:27:03 PM »
Spoiler:
no i don't actually believe the whole 2012 thing holy moly

thank god, the twits who actually believe in that shit are one of the most annoying things on the planet

it's cool because there's actually no reason to believe it at all, any archaeologist will tell you that the reason the Mayan calender ends in 2012 is because that's the end of one of their "great cycles"...it's basically the end of an era starting in like 3114 BC. Here's the wiki article on 2012

Personally, happy birthday Alan Turing. :3
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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2009, 08:32:44 PM »
Quote
2012


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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2009, 08:35:28 PM »
thank god, the twits who actually believe in that shit are one of the most annoying things on the planet

i actually saw a commercial last night(a real one, i saw it multiple times) saying that "SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN BLAH BLAH PREPARING FOR THE END BLAH BLAH"

and at the end it had something like

"With our help, the end will become the beginning."

wowza

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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2009, 08:37:26 PM »
The only thing I'm worried about is that some nut will try and MAKE it the apocolypse.
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2009, 08:38:51 PM »
The only thing I'm worried about is that some nut will try and MAKE it the apocolypse.

'Sup~?
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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2009, 08:43:04 PM »
Sounds like a perfect plot for our new super-robot anime, Idiot Maidens of the Kaleidoscope: Assemble!

Now we just need KyoAni to provide a director!

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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2009, 08:44:10 PM »
The only thing I'm worried about is that some nut will try and MAKE it the apocolypse.

'Sup~?
I'm safe, right?
Right?
Sounds like a perfect plot for our new super-robot anime, Idiot Maidens of the Kaleidoscope: Assemble!

Now we just need Sunrise to provide a director!
Fix'd.

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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2009, 08:47:56 PM »
Zengar should be the leader of the robot crew, or the pilot. His mission is cleave The Evil Theorist, planning to fulfill the false prophesies of the Mayan civilization!

At Zengar's side are The Idiot Maidens, each piloting a specialized robot. Zengar is, of course, skilled at cleaving, but what other specializations have we to fulfill? Which Idiots will rise to the challenge and help Zengar achieve his cleaving destiny? Find out in our exciting pilot episode, The King of Idiots is Born!

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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2009, 08:50:49 PM »
I will be the one playing the mysterious character, except that I completely fail at it and come off as really lame. In the end I'll make a heroic sacrifice to destroy Theorist, but end up missing him (of course said sacrifice will take the form of a dive from my mecha) and doing absolutely nothing.
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

[19:42] <Sapz> I think that's the only time I've ever seen a suicide bullet shoot its own suicide bullet

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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2009, 08:59:30 PM »
FUCK SUNRISE

The only good company is GONZO

(THERE!)

END OF THE FUCKING WORLD

saved by drunken idiots and their 10 men super sentai.

name your colors:

Red Ranger:
Blue Ranger:
Green Ranger:
Yellow Ranger: <Gpop> 'sup
Black Ranger:
White Ranger:
Purple Ranger:
Orange Ranger:
Brown Ranger:
Pink Ranger:

dibs on the guy who appears and disappear on the shows smiling to himself: "This won't be the last time!"
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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2009, 09:03:15 PM »
...And halfway through the series it'll turn out that I'm just a well intentioned extremist and shall team up with the good guys in a bid to defeat the real enemy~

...Whoever that may be.
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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2009, 09:03:36 PM »
Green ranger fo sho'.
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

[19:42] <Sapz> I think that's the only time I've ever seen a suicide bullet shoot its own suicide bullet

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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2009, 09:04:50 PM »
Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron

Playable Cast
Zengar A: 'The maidens must all be cleaved!'
Standard Shot: [Grand Swipe]
Spellcard: [Sword That Cleaves Evil]

Zengar B: 'Justice must prevail above all!'
Standard Shot: [Blade of Truth]
Spellcard: [One Shot Soul Strike]

Gpop A: 'Just do whatever Koishi-chan would do~'
Standard Shot: [Thoughtless Flurry]
Spellcard: [Subterranean Rose]

Gpop B: 'Man, way to interrupt my fapping...'
Standard Shot: [Embers of Love]
Spellcard: [Freud Was Right]

Rou A: 'In the name of SCIENCE!'
Standard Shot: [Experimental Laser]
Spellcard: [Super Youkai Warhead]

Rou B: 'Huh? Pesco has to come along?'
Standard Shot: [Inaba Amulets]
Spellcard: [Concentrated Mindhax]

Continue with bosses Y/N

Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2009, 09:05:33 PM »
Brown Ranger is go!

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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2009, 09:06:07 PM »
Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron

Playable Cast
Zengar A: 'The maidens must all be cleaved!'
Standard Shot: [Grand Swipe]
Spellcard: [Sword That Cleaves Evil]

Zengar B: 'Justice must prevail above all!'
Standard Shot: [Blade of Truth]
Spellcard: [One Shot Soul Strike]

Gpop A: 'Just do whatever Koishi-chan would do~'
Standard Shot: [Thoughtless Flurry]
Spellcard: [Subterranean Rose]

Gpop B: 'Man, way to interrupt my fapping...'
Standard Shot: [Embers of Love]
Spellcard: [Freud Was Right]

Rou A: 'In the name of SCIENCE!'
Standard Shot: [Experimental Laser]
Spellcard: [Super Youkai Warhead]

Rou B: 'Huh? Pesco has to come along?'
Standard Shot: [Inaba Amulets]
Spellcard: [Concentrated Mindhax]

Continue with bosses Y/N

Do it, though I bet I won't be the final boss this time. >:
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

[19:42] <Sapz> I think that's the only time I've ever seen a suicide bullet shoot its own suicide bullet

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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2009, 09:07:06 PM »
Green's my favorite color... But I can settle for Blue.

Calling Stage 1 Midboss of Monarchy Moon, by the way.

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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2009, 09:07:59 PM »
can I be black?

Gpop

Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2009, 09:08:11 PM »
Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron

Playable Cast
Zengar A: 'The maidens must all be cleaved!'
Standard Shot: [Grand Swipe]
Spellcard: [Sword That Cleaves Evil]

Zengar B: 'Justice must prevail above all!'
Standard Shot: [Blade of Truth]
Spellcard: [One Shot Soul Strike]

Gpop A: 'Just do whatever Koishi-chan would do~'
Standard Shot: [Thoughtless Flurry]
Spellcard: [Subterranean Rose]

Gpop B: 'Man, way to interrupt my fapping...'
Standard Shot: [Embers of Love]
Spellcard: [Freud Was Right]

Rou A: 'In the name of SCIENCE!'
Standard Shot: [Experimental Laser]
Spellcard: [Super Youkai Warhead]

Rou B: 'Huh? Pesco has to come along?'
Standard Shot: [Inaba Amulets]
Spellcard: [Concentrated Mindhax]

Continue with bosses Y/N

Y

Also, I claimed yellow being that now only that I edit with yellow, but that my Koishi-chan wears yellow~

Moerin

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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2009, 09:10:26 PM »
I call final boss!  And EX midboss!
The solution to all of life's problems!

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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #22 on: August 28, 2009, 09:11:01 PM »
can I be black?

and I am the Tsundere colored ranger then.
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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #23 on: August 28, 2009, 09:11:22 PM »
Purv's the EX boss, right?

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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #24 on: August 28, 2009, 09:12:38 PM »
Purv's the EX boss, right?

and Phantasm

and he's in all the endings

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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #25 on: August 28, 2009, 09:13:40 PM »
In the next game, Purvis will be collecting pictures of all the past Maidens' attacks for his new book, The Coffee Table Book of Purvis.

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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #26 on: August 28, 2009, 09:14:36 PM »
I call final boss!  And EX midboss!

No. The final boss is actually M. Burusu, out for revenge.
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

[19:42] <Sapz> I think that's the only time I've ever seen a suicide bullet shoot its own suicide bullet

Gpop

Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #27 on: August 28, 2009, 09:15:38 PM »
I call final boss!  And EX midboss!

No. The final boss is actually M. Burusu, out for revenge.

Nah, he'll be the first stage boss. Y'know, part of the (9) squad.

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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #28 on: August 28, 2009, 09:15:52 PM »
An ancient gateway opens!

A NEW WORLD APPEARS BEFORE YOUR EYES

IDIOT MAIDENS! Your time has come, you can choose to save the world, or let it die by the hands of the blind and evil.

What will you do?

1. Brawl.
2. Brawl harder.
3. Disco
4. ???
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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #29 on: August 28, 2009, 09:16:25 PM »
I call final boss!  And EX midboss!

No. The final boss is actually M. Burusu, out for revenge.

Nah, he'll be the first stage boss. Y'know, part of the ⑨ squad.

Why can't I be part of the (9) squad!?

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