Author Topic: What If... (Ver 3.0: Phantasmagoria of Dimension Dream!) (Read 120060 times)

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #120 on:** July 11, 2013, 01:11:22 AM »

Quote from: SatorKoi57 on July 11, 2013, 01:04:32 AM

Star Sapphire would be the main manager (Puns).

What if there was a Kirby-like Touhou game were you play as Yuyuko?
And who would be King Dedede and Meta Knight (Not the same person though).

There already is a Touhou-kirby like game in the works if I recall correctly. But, I'll answer this one: If there was one I would play it like a boss and... Meta Knight would be Youmu or Marisa and King Dedede would be probably... Letty or Reimu.

What if while you're on a bridge looking at the view you suddenly see a gap open right in front of your eyes?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #121 on:** July 11, 2013, 01:23:17 AM »

Quote from: MewMewHeart on July 11, 2013, 01:11:22 AM

What if while you're on a bridge looking at the view you suddenly see a gap open right in front of your eyes?

"DAMNIT YUKARI!!!!" as nothing good could possibly come out of that.

What if Utsuho's fusion reactor exploded?

Quote from: SatorKoi57 on July 11, 2013, 01:04:32 AM

What if there was a Kirby-like Touhou game were you play as Yuyuko?

I'm actually working on a game like that, check it out if you want.

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #122 on:** July 11, 2013, 01:31:32 AM »

*Everybody in Gensokyo chilling*

-5 minutes later of Utsuho's fusion reactor exploding-

Everybody in Gensokyo except for Yukari: OOOOOOOOOOOOH SH-

Yukari: -gap hax'd-

Translation: Gensokyo would be nuked.

What if Futo finally got with the times? (Don't hurt me. *pichun*)

an unmatched sock · « **Reply #123 on:** July 11, 2013, 03:49:26 AM »

Quote from: MewMewHeart on July 11, 2013, 01:31:32 AM

What if Futo finally got with the times? (Don't hurt me. *pichun*)

She would be arrested for arson.

What if there was a Touhou that had the power to mime?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #124 on:** July 11, 2013, 03:55:10 AM »

All her spell cards would start with "Imitation" and they would copy other people's spell cards exactly. This would lead to Shikieiki sentencing the mime to hell for copyright infringement.

What if Cirno, Mystia, Wriggle, Rumia, and Daiyousei went on The Oregon Trail?

ToyoRai · « **Reply #125 on:** July 11, 2013, 04:12:23 AM »

Cirno and Daiyousei would be send to do all the work since they cannot die. Rumia provides cover for heat. Wriggle will keep the bugs away. Mystia will die due of dysentery.

What if the Giant Catfish was able to exit Meiling's dreams and what would he do first?

Rei Scarlette · « **Reply #126 on:** July 11, 2013, 05:27:32 AM »

More likely than not, he'd get caught on a giant fishhook before long, no matter what he tried to do first.

What if Sekibanki started shooting her head at people with a giant slingshot?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #127 on:** July 11, 2013, 05:49:28 PM »

@an unmatched sock: *cue Cops theme song*

Answer to SirBlueBerry: FOOOOOOOOOOOORE!

Translation: Everybody would probably be batting her head around.

What if the Taoists decided to have a party in the Graveyard and Miko is the DJ?

SatorKoi57 · « **Reply #128 on:** July 11, 2013, 06:04:15 PM »

Then probably there would be Zombies that get attracted to music.

What if Seiga hair loops were actually Mouse ears?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #129 on:** July 11, 2013, 06:15:21 PM »

Then it proves that Seiga is actually Minnie Mouse's evil twin sister! -gets chased by Yoshika-

Speaking of Yoshika... What if Yoshika got randomly turned into a human Jiang-shi? (This actually was played out in a RP I was in along time ago.)

LadyScarlet · « **Reply #130 on:** July 12, 2013, 02:06:09 AM »

Yoshika would be in Darkstalkers instead of Hsein-Ko.

What if Flandre turned out to be free DLC in Hopeless Masquerade?

Lavalake · « **Reply #131 on:** July 12, 2013, 02:21:13 AM »

Computer explodes when Flandre VS Koishi.

What if every laser and bullet and harmful thing in Touhou was replaced by Yukkuris?

an unmatched sock · « **Reply #132 on:** July 12, 2013, 02:34:30 AM »

Quote from: Lavalake on July 12, 2013, 02:21:13 AM

What if every laser and bullet and harmful thing in Touhou was replaced by Yukkuris?

Every hit, instead of "pichuuun" is now "take it easy!" The players would feel annoyed as all of their shots, when hitting, now say "Take it easy!" and die from the noise.

What if Byakuren could play the saxophone? Specifically, an alto.

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #133 on:** July 12, 2013, 02:51:47 AM »

During one of Byakuren's performances, Miko would suddenly steal the show using the Legendary Taoist Baritone Sax of Utter Awesomeness^TM played to the tune of Epic Sax Guy.

What if Remilia read the You're SPECIAL! book from Fallout 3?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #134 on:** July 12, 2013, 08:14:26 PM »

@Evil_Nazgul0616: My reaction to your answer and Miko stealing the show from Byakuren.

Answer: Then Remilia would think she's so special that everybody would have to love her because she's Special!

What if Byakuren and Miko had started the ultimate showdown in Gensokyo?

Kosachi · « **Reply #135 on:** July 13, 2013, 02:19:22 AM »

Quote from: MewMewHeart on July 12, 2013, 08:14:26 PM

What if Byakuren and Miko had started the ultimate showdown in Gensokyo?

Then Reimu would obviously get annoying and join the fray. Now being a three way religious battle royal, All three sides would start to war on each other; which is how we get Touhou 15.21454 Laser Light Show.

What if Shikieki lost the ability to fire off her "Hotdogs" ?

SatorKoi57 · « **Reply #136 on:** July 13, 2013, 02:30:05 AM »

Then "pigs" will stop complaining.

What if Yamame was the final boss of SA instead of Utsuho? How would her appearance and personality changed?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #137 on:** July 13, 2013, 02:48:44 AM »

Yamame would probably be a friendly, but evil earth spider and she'll have a more scary ability. Her appearance would be more like a tarantula.

Edit: My next post has the question since both Evil and I answered the question, sorry.

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #138 on:** July 13, 2013, 02:52:18 AM »

Quote from: SatorKoi57 on July 13, 2013, 02:30:05 AM

What if Yamame was the final boss of SA instead of Utsuho? How would her appearance and personality changed?

She would look more demonic and spider-like, her personality would be built around her motive to consume those that entered her lair, in this case Reimu and Marisa.

What if a piece of Venom from Gradius V is sleeping under Gensokyo, waiting to become sentient and exact retribution?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #139 on:** July 13, 2013, 02:58:03 AM »

Quote from: Evil_Nazgul0616 on July 13, 2013, 02:52:18 AM

She would look more demonic and spider-like, her personality would be built around her motive to consume those that entered her lair, in this case Reimu and Marisa.

What if a piece of Venom from Gradius V is sleeping under Gensokyo, waiting to become sentient and exact retribution?

Then Reimu and Marisa would have to kill before it does!

What if Iku did the Gentleman dance and it started a disco movement?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #140 on:** July 14, 2013, 04:03:04 PM »

Gentleman becomes Gensokyo's national anthem not long after.

What if Cirno had Queen Larsa's attack pattern?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #141 on:** July 14, 2013, 09:57:35 PM »

Quote from: Evil_Nazgul0616 on July 14, 2013, 04:03:04 PM

What if Cirno had Queen Larsa's attack pattern?

RAGE QUIT!

What if Reimu's next adventure took place in Space?

SatorKoi57 · « **Reply #142 on:** July 14, 2013, 10:47:08 PM »

Then probably the Lunarians may make an appearance. Not sure though.....

What if Chen acted like Garfield?

Zoriri · « **Reply #143 on:** July 14, 2013, 10:56:54 PM »

Quote from: SatorKoi57 on July 14, 2013, 10:47:08 PM

Then probably the Lunarians may make an appearance. Not sure though.....

What if Chen acted like Garfield?

She would lay around all day eating lasagna and be even more useless for chores than she already is.

What if Gensokyo was modernized and the outside world was like what Gensokyo is now?

Darkness1 · « **Reply #144 on:** July 15, 2013, 01:31:39 AM »

Quote from: Zoriri on July 14, 2013, 10:56:54 PM

What if Gensokyo was modernized and the outside world was like what Gensokyo is now?

Then the gods would probably move away from Gensokyo and Reimu would get more broke than she already is.

What if Sekibanki tried to take over Gensokyo with a legion of flying heads?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #145 on:** July 15, 2013, 01:59:29 AM »

Then Reimu, Marisa, and Sakuya would have to kick Sekibanki's ass.

What if there was a pony youkai in Gensokyo? (No, NOT the *censoring* my little pony types.)

Yatakarasu · « **Reply #146 on:** July 15, 2013, 06:12:55 AM »

Quote from: MewMewHeart on July 15, 2013, 01:59:29 AM

What if there was a pony youkai in Gensokyo? (No, NOT the *censoring* my little pony types.)

Well, since this is Gensokyo it would most likely be a centaur or an Uma-no-ashi (which is a horse leg that dangles from a tree and kicks people, thanks wikipedia). Or even better it could be a horse of one of the riders of the Apocalypse. Regardless, she would still be a loli and want to beat people in a danmaku duel.

That Yamame question got me thinking, what if there was a game where you fought all the first stage bosses but they all had cards as if they were a last/final boss. And who would the Extra boss be? (Rika doesn't count)

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #147 on:** July 15, 2013, 06:22:06 AM »

Quote from: Yatakarasu on July 15, 2013, 06:12:55 AM

That Yamame question got me thinking, what if there was a game where you fought all the first stage bosses but they all had cards as if they were a last/final boss. And who would the Extra boss be? (Rika doesn't count)

Then everybody who plays the game would be having a ball going Zun you...
Extra boss: I nominate... YUYUKO! *reactions* (I think I loop holed I don't know, but if I did then I'll correct myself.)

What if there was a Fairy Fountain in Gensokyo?

an unmatched sock · « **Reply #148 on:** July 15, 2013, 03:38:06 PM »

Quote from: MewMewHeart on July 15, 2013, 06:22:06 AM

Then everybody who plays the game would be having a ball going Zun you...
Extra boss: I nominate... YUYUKO! *reactions* (I think I loop holed I don't know, but if I did then I'll correct myself.)

What if there was a Fairy Fountain in Gensokyo?

No one would visit it due to the weirdness of the Great Fairies...unless it's a Wind Waker fountain. Either way, Cirno would eventually find out about it and try to freeze it over to assert her dominance.

Sort of a follow-up to my previous question, what if Gensokyo's Religion War was actually a battle of the bands, and what sort of band would each religion be?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #149 on:** July 15, 2013, 06:16:15 PM »

Quote from: an unmatched sock on July 15, 2013, 03:38:06 PM

Sort of a follow-up to my previous question, what if Gensokyo's Religion War was actually a battle of the bands, and what sort of band would each religion be?

Taoists: A rock band with some techno thrown in.
Buddhists: A jazz band, with Byakuren playing the Alto Sax.
Shinto: Varies by shrine. The Moirya Shrine would be a symphonic orchestra. The Hakurei Shrine would be Reimu banging on a cooking pot with a stick.

The battle would ultimately come down to the Taoists and Buddhists, however Reimu steals the prize money leaving the victor with nothing.

What if there was a Touhou version of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, which Touhou characters would fit each role? (who would be Sir Lancelot, King Arthur, the killer rabbit, Sir Galahad, etc.)

EDIT: Disregard that question, for I fear it may have contributed to the stagnancy of this thread. Here's a new one (though you can still answer the other one if you want to...):
What if the events of every single one of the Touhou games were directly or indirectly caused by Cirno a la Forrest Gump style?