Author Topic: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia Nobody Wins  (Read 21322 times)

ActionDan

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
« Reply #180 on: January 25, 2013, 11:13:44 PM »
Me and Shadoweh won this game.  Because while the rest of you were playing,

Italy took over the world 

Don't lynch me.

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
« Reply #181 on: January 25, 2013, 11:15:35 PM »
HW god tier luck when it matters.

ActionDan

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
« Reply #182 on: January 25, 2013, 11:22:33 PM »
btw everybody who played is automatically signed /in for the next mafia game!

Congratulations!

Don't lynch me.

Schezo

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
« Reply #183 on: January 25, 2013, 11:25:06 PM »
You're a terrible troll

ActionDan

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
« Reply #184 on: January 25, 2013, 11:28:03 PM »
You're a terrible troll

Since when have you hated me  :ohdear:

Don't lynch me.

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
« Reply #185 on: January 25, 2013, 11:40:25 PM »
Since when hasn't everyone hated you?

ActionDan

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
« Reply #186 on: January 26, 2013, 12:20:11 AM »
T_T

Dormio is the meanest.

Don't lynch me.

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
« Reply #187 on: January 26, 2013, 12:23:36 AM »
I actually like to think that I'm the nicest out of the people that hate you. Loser.

Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
« Reply #188 on: January 26, 2013, 12:25:03 AM »
did i win yet?

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
« Reply #189 on: January 26, 2013, 12:28:14 AM »
Confession time, comrades!

For all the silly early-game nonsense about roleclaims and whatnot, I actually did get a special role for this game. All Soviets are loyal brothers in communism and shouldn't be fighting each other, but even if I couldn't clear everyone else's mind, I wasn't going to add to the calamity.

I was a Pacifist, and my job was threefold:

- Make sure there was a Night 4.
- Be alive on that Night 4.
- Die or win without firing a single shot once the first two goals were accomplished.

Even with intermittent reflection, I was on a tiny bit of a time crunch since you can only stuff so many bullets into a gun, but thankfully someone was kind enough to bid до свидания to the guy that hadn't done anything meaningful yet and also owned the weapon most likely to backfire (4~5 chances out of 6 look like good odds for a kill until everyone notices that you haven't been doing anything visible all game and starts putting up shields), so it all worked out in the end.

Cheers!
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
« Reply #190 on: January 26, 2013, 12:50:58 AM »
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[11:50:31] <Shadoweh> It figures that everyone is russian mafia would end in a TPK
trufax

Zengar Zombolt

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
« Reply #191 on: January 26, 2013, 01:13:21 AM »
Everyone shares the bullets
in their bodies

I have no name

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
« Reply #192 on: January 26, 2013, 01:20:45 AM »
btw everybody who played is automatically signed /in for the next mafia game!

Congratulations!
Oh whoa I need to go adapt my setup for 10 more people then  :V

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
« Reply #193 on: January 26, 2013, 02:09:44 AM »
Woo! Staying silent got this far? I gotta do that more often!

By the way, I was just shooting randomly, so don't blame me if I shot you.

Well, I guess you can, but it wasn't personal!

Good game, everyone, and I would like to say that Sunny Milk is obviously the best death.
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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
« Reply #194 on: January 26, 2013, 02:42:43 AM »
So actions where?

capt. h

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
« Reply #195 on: January 26, 2013, 02:54:09 AM »
btw everybody who played is automatically signed /in for the next mafia game!

Congratulations!

Modscum.

##Vote Actiondan

Huh. Somehow I thought Prims would make it to the end.

Might as well say them: Night 1 I loaded. The initial night 2 action I submitted was ##shoot Prims, but after Schezo suggested Rawr kill me, well, I had to get rid of the decision maker. Figured Rawr might start random targetting after that.

Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
« Reply #196 on: January 26, 2013, 02:59:37 AM »
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Figured Rawr might start random targetting after that.
that random target was myself apparently

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
« Reply #197 on: January 26, 2013, 05:41:32 AM »
Conq was mean to me so I tried to kill him :< Jerk
Kilga: Did you win? Because if so you were the only winner!


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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
« Reply #198 on: January 26, 2013, 05:45:58 AM »
PX postgame

capt. h

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
« Reply #199 on: January 26, 2013, 05:47:39 AM »
Huh, wait, didn't Prims win?

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
« Reply #200 on: January 26, 2013, 05:50:36 AM »
No. Everyone lost.

Conqueror

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
« Reply #201 on: January 26, 2013, 05:51:39 AM »
I'm pretty sure Kilga's role claim is legit.
Why? Because I have his counterpart.

My role was Tenshi Hinanawi, Jealous Misanthropist.

Flavour is that I was unsatisfied with my life in heaven, so I burned in envy while watching the commoners have a good time. Naturally, I had to bring them down to my level by killing them all. Then they would understand my ennui.

Basically a scorched earth wincon. Survival was optional. I thought it was impossible, so I tried to get myself killed early as a fuck  you to the mod.

But, you know? Maybe it was meant to be this way. With each passing night of survival, I began to realize that maybe my victory actually was inevitable after all. My wyrd, fulfilled. Destiny cannot be avoided. It only comes in different forms. At long last, my wish shall come true.

##Shoot: huhwhat

Good game everyone.


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Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
« Reply #202 on: January 26, 2013, 05:58:25 AM »
Posted straight from my .txt file. It has order, target, and roll along with their odds for next roll.

Code: [Select]
|Night 1 |Night 2 |Night 3 |Night 4 |Night 5 |Night 6 |Night 7 |Night 8
1)Conq |Reflect 1/6 |Shoot Huh2 1/5 |Shoot Huh4 1/4 |Shoot Huh3 1/3 |Shoot Huh4 1/2 |Shoot Huh2 1/1 |Reflect 1/1 |Shoot Huh1
2)Dormio |Trade 2/6 |Ref 2/6 |Shoot Dar2 1/6 |Shoot Con6 1/5 |Reflect 1/5 |Shoot Huh5 1/4 |Shoot Huh1 Dead|Dead
3)capth |Trade 2/6 |Shoot Sch1 Dead|Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead
4)Shadoweh |Shoot Con1 Dead|Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead
5)Kilga |Trade 2/6 |Trade 3/6 |Reflect 3/6 |Upgrade 4/6 |Upgrade 5/6Dead|Dead |Dead |Dead
6)Zakeri |Trade 2/6 |Shoot Con6 2/5 |Shoot Zen2 Dead|Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead
7)BT |Trade 2/6 |Shoot BT2 Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead
8)LaserTurtle |Shoot Zak2 1/5 |Shoot BT4 1/4 |Shoot Dar4 1/3 |Shoot Huh2 1/2 |Shoot Zen1 1/6 |Upgrade 2/6 |Shoot Huh2 Dead|Dead
9)Hero999 |Shoot Sha5 1/5 |Shoot Con5 1/4 |Shoot Con3 1/3 |Shoot Kil2 1/2 |Shoot Dor1 Dead|Dead |Dead |Dead
10)ActionDan |Shoot Sch6 Dead|Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead
11)DrRawr |Shoot Dan1 1/6 |Shoot Cap1 1/6 |Reflect 1/6 |Shoot DrR1 Dead|Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead
12)Schezo |Trade 2/6 |Shoot Cap1 Dead|Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead
13)Edible |Reflect 1/6 |Shoot Sch2 1/5 |Shoot Kil4 1/4 |Reflect 1/4 |Shoot Kil3 Dead|Dead |Dead |Dead
14)Prims |Shoot Zak5 1/5 |Ref 1/5 |Shoot Kil4 1/4 |Shoot Kil3 1/3 |Shoot Kil1 1/6 |Upgrade 2/6 |Reflect 2/6 |Shoot Con1
15)Zengar |Trade 2/6 |Shoot Dor4 2/5 |Reflect 2/5 |Shoot Dor3 2/4 |Shoot Edi1 Dead|Dead |Dead |Dead
16)Darkolda |Shoot Dar2 1/5 |Shoot Her2 1/4 |Shoot Dar2 Dead|Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead
17)Bob |Shoot Bob2 1/5 |Shoot Bob2 1/4 |Trade 2/6 |Reflect 2/6 |Shoot Kil1 1/6 |Shoot Dor6 1/5 |Shoot Huh1 Dead|Dead

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
« Reply #203 on: January 26, 2013, 06:00:09 AM »
I like the format breaking on me and HW.

Conqueror

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
« Reply #204 on: January 26, 2013, 06:00:34 AM »
why would you jerks all shoot huhwhat night 7 when it was clear he was going to reflect to avoid my 1/1 shot :v
ALL THREE OF YOU :V


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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
« Reply #205 on: January 26, 2013, 06:03:31 AM »
Because my gun is supposed to be firing blanks here.

Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
« Reply #206 on: January 26, 2013, 07:06:24 AM »
n7 was the best, get rekt conq

i'm assuming all the alternate roles were bullshit?

Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia Nobody Wins
« Reply #207 on: January 26, 2013, 11:01:55 AM »
Er. I shot at Edi N5, not Kilga.  Not that it matters. Ha, Bob is the only one who shot at Bob.

Because my gun is supposed to be firing blanks here.
Yeah, 1 to 6 chance, I'd expect a blank too.

Kilgamayan

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia Nobody Wins
« Reply #208 on: January 26, 2013, 03:07:41 PM »
Kilga: Did you win? Because if so you were the only winner!

Reisen Uongein Inaba, Unwilling Warrior. I'm all for the Ruskies after those asshole Amerifats invaded my first home. Also red is pro. Didn't want to see what happened to my first home happen to my second home. (It ultimately did, but I died first, so technically I didn't see it.)
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

Hero999

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Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia Nobody Wins
« Reply #209 on: January 26, 2013, 04:29:51 PM »
In the end...I never killed anyone...D: