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Dormio Ergo Sum

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #30 on: October 08, 2011, 10:27:44 AM »
DISTRACTIONS ARE MANY AND VARIED.
I'M WORKING ON IT.

Everything looks blurry though.
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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #31 on: October 08, 2011, 10:59:06 AM »
>Somehow resurrect Hero999 using lots and lots of pies. This Thor has an easy bake oven. Don't mess with me bro.
4: You bake a lot of pies, but you don't really see how this was meant to resurrect Hero999. Well, at least you have a lot of pies.

Quote from: PX link=topic=10783.msg727185#msg727185
> Gap back the dead from the last update and make them my slaves!
3: You gap back some corpses and try to use them as slaves. Unfortunately, corpses aren't very good at any form of work. And they smell. (-1 roll)

>Turn into Hybrid Reaver, construct Hybrid Towers in Infinity's base to help with defenses.
2: You're just a simple villager with no special abilities. You can't do anything like transforming.

Quote from: Evans in Blunderland link=topic=10783.msg727188#msg727188
> Ragequit death, like so.
2: You trip and fall before you can make your way out.

Quote from: GuardianTempest link=topic=10783.msg727195#msg727195
>Using my spirit power, concentrate and unleash unimaginable chaos, plunging the entire thread into a complete state of horrors of an infinite grimdark basement hell...along with the legions of undefined creatures of the truly god-forsaken.
4: You rain chaos upon your own private world. Unfortunately, the only person this affects is you, and you run for your (after)life.

Quote from: MariZengar Kirisame link=topic=10783.msg727197#msg727197
>Diagnostic, repair mind. SOMETHING PLEASE WORK FOR ONCE
2: ERROR; TOO MANY ERRORS.

Quote from: Crow Cakes link=topic=10783.msg727201#msg727201
>How the hell does a ghost die? We weren't alive to begin with.
3: You question how the dead can die again. Dormio demonstrates by having you die once more. Crow Cakes has managed to lose the game again!

Quote from: Smashy link=topic=10783.msg727203#msg727203
>Ride on top of the Colossus my adventurer randomly finds.
4(+1): Your adventurer chases after the shadow of the Colossus, eventually finding and taming it. It makes for a rather nice mount. (+1 roll)

Quote from: Dr Homurawr link=topic=10783.msg727209#msg727209
>roll a 100
87: Close, but no cigar.

Quote from: Schezo link=topic=10783.msg727213#msg727213
>This spell Eirin slipped into my weapons should be activating right about now.
4: Any minute now...

Quote from: German Flower Youkai link=topic=10783.msg727215#msg727215
> Back to dating. I don't have much time thought. I planed to go to the SDM first. Help Meiling watering her flowerbed and have a nice talk with her and help her to guard the gate for several minutes. Then fly to Yukari's place, play with Chen and ask her if we all can play "Flowers" on her new Nitori Playstation 3 in 1080p. Stay for about an hour then leave and go to the underground, take Yuugi to the next beergarden and provoke a beer drinking contest with her.
6: With Hero999 out of the picture, it's time for you to return to your lovely ladies. You meet up and have dates with all three of them, one after another. After you're done with Yuugi, you head back home feeling great, and see Yuuka. And she looks angry about something.
Roll to dodge!
5: You tell Yuuka that you're thankful for how she took care of you when you were starting out as a flower, but that you've moved on. She seems to take it extremely well. (+1 roll)

Quote from: Pesco link=topic=10783.msg727231#msg727231
> Mindhax DollS into reviving me
3: You get into DollS' mind, only to be kicked out when somebody else starts messing with it.

Quote from: Hanzo K. link=topic=10783.msg727235#msg727235
>Watch Merlin's Sugar High-fueled Antics from afar.
1(+1): You have no idea where Merlin is.

Quote from: Kilgamayan link=topic=10783.msg727266#msg727266
> That's a lot of distractions on my part, girls. Heal up from this would so I can actually pull it off.
4: You have a lot of things to deal with, you take it easy for the time being.

Quote from: Conqueror link=topic=10783.msg727279#msg727279
>Can you dig it?
4: You watch Dormio dig a hole, before he grabs you and chucks you in before burying you.

Quote from: Shadoweh link=topic=10783.msg727310#msg727310
> Recruit Dorian as my sidekick and search for Kitten4u. I think she was seen not lurking! Something is horribly wrong. :ohdear:
1(Wounded): FIGHT. TO. THE. DEATH. You charge at Dorian once more, but trip and manage to snap your own neck. Shadoweh has lost the game!

Quote from: ActionDan link=topic=10783.msg727354#msg727354
>add chemical X into a tea bag and wait for a lucky consumer to turn into a dark wizard!
5: You add chemical X into your tea, it's going to be fantastic... Or it would have been if you weren't closed by your owner.

> Establish a tea house in the forest.
1: You revoke your ownership of your existing tea house.

Quote from: Dorian G. link=topic=10783.msg727397#msg727397
> First treat my and Shadowehs wounds then search for the Kitten
5: Unfortunately, Shadoweh is beyond help. You do use your prior knowledge of medicine to patch yourself up though, and then some. You begin searching for Kitten4u, totally pumped. (+1 roll)

Quote from: herdcrabs link=topic=10783.msg727415#msg727415
> Fine, pick Aya. If the best AGI carry is banned, you just pick the second best AGI carry.
5: You ignore everyone's complaints and pick Aya. You feel like a (wind) god (girl). (+1 roll)

Quote from: Paper Conan link=topic=10783.msg727471#msg727471
>Where have I been? Hopefully Dormio will write a fully detailed summary about everything that I've missed so I won't have to ~effort~.
3: Dormio tells you that you've been lying in the field like a vegetable. Oh, and you're still dead. You feel like you've wasted a lot of time.

Quote from: Kitten4u link=topic=10783.msg727481#msg727481
> Make the 1000th post
1: You refuse to post in the topic, like hell you're going to humor Dormio.

> Start digging for treasure.
4: You disregard everyone around you and start digging. If you dig deep enough, you'll come across something, right?

> Distort the very fabric of reality.
4: You begin to distrot the very fabric of reality, and attract Dormio's attention. He begins troubleshooting, and patches up any anomalies before you can use them to reenter the game.

> Head towards Alice's house and talk to her about helping me re-establish my Doll Army, Navy and Air Force with the stuff I have gathered while getting here.
5(+1): You go visit Alice, who seems fascinated by you. You talk about your doll army/navy/air force and ask for help in rebuilding them. Alice agrees readily, but whilst you had your back turned, she began working on you!
Roll to dodge!
3: Alice turns you into a doll commander, but you manage to retain your sentience. Alice seems even more interested in you now and you have control over your doll forces, but you need to get used to your new form. (-1 roll)

> Eats popcorn.
6: You find a drink to go with your popcorn. You watch everyone do weird things as you munch away on your popcorn.

> Trust is nice. Especially when you abuse it. Sneak into the part of the SDM where Flan is locked up and see what happens. Whatever happens, don't attack Flan.
3(+1): You use your new status to sneak into the SDM's basement. You can see Flan playing with a few dolls.

> Farm creeps for lvls.
5: You need to be stronger. You grind for several hours and gain several levels. (+1 roll)

>New thread? Forget everything that happened in the old one, start off by taking it easy.
3: Even if you forget everything that happened, you can't change the facts.

>Go harass Yuuka Gotta do things right, Go hang out with Yorihime.
2: You still have no idea how to find either of the Watatsukis.

>Become Grand King of Cleanliness.
5: You become the cleanest king that ever cleaned. Nothing will remain dirty in your presence. (+1 roll)

>Extract essence of water by peeing standing up, something none of the other players can do.
1: You drink some water. It's refreshing and cool!

>Utilize a warp in the space-time continum to re-enter the world of the living.
2: You're about to travel through a tear in the time-space continuum when Dormio patches up the hole.

>Drop in from the sky.
3: You drop in from the sky. You should have really had something prepared for that landing, though.

> Become really lucky.
1: You give all your luck away, you have no need for such a thing.

Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #32 on: October 08, 2011, 11:01:31 AM »

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #33 on: October 08, 2011, 11:13:12 AM »
> Sneak behind Flan and give her a surprise hug. Let's see how she reacts... She's locked up here for a reason, right?

PX

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #34 on: October 08, 2011, 11:18:07 AM »
> Get eaten by Yuyuko and have my powers absorbed by her
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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #35 on: October 08, 2011, 11:20:05 AM »
> Attempt (again) to use ult: "Convert RtD system to d42".

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #36 on: October 08, 2011, 11:24:06 AM »
> Become the Ghost in the Shell

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #37 on: October 08, 2011, 11:30:12 AM »
> Make Dormio give everyone +1

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #38 on: October 08, 2011, 11:53:15 AM »
... Wrong Colossus (I think?  I meant SC2 colossus to counter the Thor) but OH WELL

> Suika vs Mecha Suika vs Colossus match, go.

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #39 on: October 08, 2011, 12:00:08 PM »
Aww fudge.

> I love to pop, lock, jam, and break, I don't think it's even legal for a nerd like me, but then since I'll be thrown into the jail that is life anyway, might as well do it!


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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #40 on: October 08, 2011, 12:17:36 PM »
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5: You tell Yuuka that you're thankful for how she took care of you when you were starting out as a flower, but that you've moved on. She seems to take it extremely well. (+1 roll)

> Give her a sibling hug and ask her if she would like to cause an incident (since we didn't have any global RtD for a while)

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #41 on: October 08, 2011, 12:22:14 PM »
> Ban all active attempts at global RtDs.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #42 on: October 08, 2011, 12:22:41 PM »
>Inconspicuously walk in from the sidelines, no one will notice, Gensokyo's sidelines are too large
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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #43 on: October 08, 2011, 12:28:02 PM »
>Dug enough for today, now try to climb back out and figure out how to keep anyone from touching the treasure.

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #44 on: October 08, 2011, 12:37:41 PM »
>Become Ragnaros with the awesome new model and all EQs instead of Sulfurion.

<Nietz> Anyway, sex toys alone won't come up to 11k.
[18:48] <Warma> There must have been a new depth, where you've sunk as a person. Then you dug through that.

GuardianTempest

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #45 on: October 08, 2011, 01:46:42 PM »
>Have Monstro barge into Flandre's basement and let the High Octane Nightmare fuel that is the Binding of Isaac let loose upon her. Having legions of these abominations would overpower her.

>Execute: Operation Binding of Flandre

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #46 on: October 08, 2011, 01:48:03 PM »
> Head into the forest and find the best spot for a new teahouse.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #47 on: October 08, 2011, 02:22:22 PM »
>Become Merlin!

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #48 on: October 08, 2011, 02:36:01 PM »
Dang. Oh well, I'll have to try something else to amuse myself.
Let's see.....what to do next.....Aha!

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #49 on: October 08, 2011, 03:04:41 PM »
> Use my Aya skills to steal Utsuho from Orin and Satori.

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #50 on: October 08, 2011, 03:48:49 PM »


> Get's depressed for a while before searching for a another player.

Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #51 on: October 08, 2011, 04:24:32 PM »
wait why didnt i revive? i need about 84~ and above right?

>demand a reroll

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #52 on: October 08, 2011, 04:34:54 PM »
>Become the vegetable

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #53 on: October 08, 2011, 05:27:30 PM »
> Walk around and try to get used to my new body. It's kinda neat that I'm a doll again, like last RtD.

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #54 on: October 08, 2011, 06:55:29 PM »
>Obtain Dice

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #55 on: October 08, 2011, 08:24:02 PM »
>Reclaim mayorship of human town.

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #56 on: October 08, 2011, 08:35:48 PM »
>Become the sealed evil in a can that destroys the villain that is going to awaken me and attempt to use my powers.

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #57 on: October 08, 2011, 08:41:07 PM »
>Go ask Eirin politely where to find Yorihime

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #58 on: October 08, 2011, 10:38:44 PM »
You are so helpless, aren't you?

> Go back to Shadoweh and cast ?Reversalis ekcots meta, ehur galhcszreh? on her

Inbefore no one gets what I'm doing here.^^;
Bella gerant alii, tu felix Gensokyo nube. Nam quae Mars aliis, dat tibi diva Venus.

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #59 on: October 09, 2011, 05:03:22 AM »
I.. have no idea what you're doing either!

> Cry that we've fallen down again and spam the world chat with rez requests until someone brings us back.


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