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ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WERE A SLAVES AND A MODE THEY JUST HAD A SEXY SHUFFLEBOARD PARTY AND EVERYONE WAS INVITED BUT THEN MODE SAID HEY SLAVES IM STILL BORED WHAT SHOULD WE DO SO SLAVES GOT ON HIS THINKING CAP AND SAID HOW ABOUT WE GO INTO SPACE AND PARTY PLANET SO MODE HID IN A BOX AND GOT OUT OF THE BOX AND SAID WELL MAYBE WE SHOULD GO GET SNACKS FIRST SO THEY GO TO THE POCKY STORE AND WHEN THEY BOUGHT POCKY THEY HAD NO MONEY FOR POCKY SO THEY ROBBED THE POCKY STORE AND THEN GOT CHASED WITH A GUN BUT MODE SAID YOU CANT CATCH US AND THEN SLAVES SAID YOU CANT CATCH US SO THEN THEY RAN AWAY AND MADE IT TO THE SPACE PLACE AND THEN VIC THE SHIP CAME OUT AND SAID I AM A SHIP I CAN TAKE YOU TO MARS SO THEN MODE AND SLAVES HOPPED ON THE VIC SHIP AND FLEW INTO SPACE MODE SAID WOW SLAVES LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS THEY ARE EVERYWHERE AND KAWAII BECAUSE THEY ARE SHINY AND DESU WHAT DO YOU THINK SLAVES ATE SOME POCKY AND SAID YES BUT THEY ARE YELLOW AND THEY WOULD BE BETTER IF THEY WERE BLUE THEN THE VIC SHIP DID A LOOD DE LOOP AND SLAVES PUKED AND MODE CRIED AND SPOKE THE LANGUAGE OF THE STARS AND THEN THEY FINALLY GOT TO PARTY PLANET SLAVES WE ARE AT PARTY PLANET MODE SAID AND SHE DID A DANCE THE VIC SHIP CRASHED INTO A TREE AND A SAPZ POPPED OUT AND SAID HEY GUYS DO YOU WANT SOME TEA AND THEN MODE SAID TEA IS FOR OLD PEOPLE AND GAYS NAMUSAN SO SHE KICKED HIM BACK INTO THE TREE DUSTY JO SAID MODE I HAVE A DICK BECAUSE I LIKE DICKGIRLS AND MODE SAID EW BUT YOU HAVE A CAR SO WE CAN BE FRIENDS BECAUSE THATS ALL I CARE ABOUT SO THEN THEY WERE FRIENDS AND DROVE IN HIS CAR THEN SUIKAMA GAPPED IN AND SAID YAMI WO KIRISAKU OH DESIRE ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU OH DESIRE OH ALWAYS SO THEN MODE STARTED TO DANCE BUT HUH WHAT SAID HI GUYS CAN I DANCE TOO AND THEN PURVIS FLEW IN HIS CARDBOARD HOBO BOX AND SAID ONLY IF YOU WIN THIS CONTEST SO THEN NOBU AND NOBUS SNAKE WRAPPED AROUND HUH WHAT AND ATE HIM LOL JK HUH WHAT IS COOL AND THEN AF WAS LIKE HEY THAT ISNT NICE BUT EREBUS WAS ALL VORE BUT WHEN EVERYBODY WAS DANCING AND HAVING FUN PURVIS AND HIS BOX WENT MISSING SO SLAVES AND MODE WENT INTO THE PARTY JUNGLE TO FIND IT WHEN THEY WERE IN THE PARTY JUNGLE THEY SAW HAKUREISM AND HE SAID STOP YOU TWO BUT MODE AND SLAVES KEPT GOING TONY THE TENGU ROLLED IN ON HIS TENGUBOARD AND PICKED UP MODE AND SLAVES I KNOW WHERE PURVIS AND HIS BOX IS SO THEN HE BROUGHT THEM TO A VOLCANO AND THEN DROPPED THEM IN BUT BEFORE THEY BURNED SKYE AND CHOJA BROUGHT THEM OUT SO THEN THEY WENT BACK TO THE PARTY WITH PURVIS AND HIS BOX AND TONY THE TENGU AND CHOJA AND SKYE AND THEN THEY ALL DANCED AND DANCED TO ALWAYS THE END
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A SAPZ POPPED OUT AND SAID HEY GUYS DO YOU WANT SOME TEA AND THEN MODE SAID TEA IS FOR OLD PEOPLE AND GAYS NAMUSAN SO SHE KICKED HIM BACK INTO THE TREE
WHAT
YOU YOUNG 'UNS BEST BE GLAD I'M STUCK IN MY ROCKING CHAIR ELSE I'D HAVE YOU CANED
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PARTY
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Nobu tell your snake to stop eating me ;_;
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i didn't know mode was fluent in the language of the stars
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I just realized that the reason I had a really fucked up dream about pocky the other day is because of your last story like this.
Also BEST OBEY NEXT TIME MOFUCKA OR IMMA GONNA GO SHRINE MAIDEN UP YO ASSES
Blablabla new replies fuck you.
Nobu tell your snake to stop eating me ;_;
Omnomnom goes the snake
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Nobu tell your snake to stop eating me ;_;
Sorry, the snake does what it wants :ohdear: I'm afraid there's nothing I can do..
If it's any consolatation, I thought you were p. cool too :3
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AHAHAHA
AHAHAHA
AHAHAAAA
HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Psychotic laughter is bad for the soul, Thundr. Stop that.
Nobu if your snake does not spit me out right now I am going to TEAR IT APART FROM INSIDE
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YAMI WO KIRISAKU OH DESIRE ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU OH DESIRE OH ALWAYS
I'm tempted to make this my username, but I might break something on the forums so sig will have to do
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Psychotic laughter is bad for the soul, Thundr. Stop that.
Ohoho~
Not when you're me, What. I've grown on this.
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Thundr, why do you destroy people with the ancient art of member? You perv.
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DUDE THIS THING IS THE SHITZ!
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Thundr, why do you destroy people with the ancient art of member? You perv.
How do I get rid of that? It screws up my text...
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I thought considering you're all about Yuuka, you'd be more interested in dismember.
I guess you're on the receiving end ufufufu~
shit [/theorist]
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I thought considering you're all about Yuuka, you'd be more interested in dismember.
I guess you're on the receiving end ufufufu~
I am a student, not a tool~
Who said I wouldn't mind being on the receiving end?
Erm, you saw nothing.
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The image is the best part. : P
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How do I get rid of that? It screws up my text...
It works well with your sig though.
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The image is the best part. : P
HI SANA!
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not in it
voted 1
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Wow... just wow...
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Awesome = VERY YES!
Though I fear that a new wave of narrations are coming soon...
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Everyone wants a piece of me and my box.
And if you ask nicely, you might even get it~
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Is your box rocket propelled, Purvis? Because if not, then it should be.
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Do I look like I could afford fireworks, let alone rockets?
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They're surprisingly cheap these days, so yeah.
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I just noticed head gear is crying. Why so sad?
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They're surprisingly cheap these days, so yeah.
Not cheap enough, Enos.
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I don't think you've realised yet, huh what, but Purvis is
a cheap son of a bitch the most extreme hobo ever in the history of always.
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I just noticed head gear is crying. Why so sad?
MODESLAVES ENDING SPOILERS
THE YELLOW STARS DIE
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I don't think you've realised yet, huh what, but Purvis is a cheap son of a bitch the most extreme hobo ever in the history of always.
* ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU joke here *
I noticed, but that's still no excuse. Everything is better when rocket propelled. Even food.
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I don't think you've realised yet, huh what, but Purvis is a cheap son of a bitch the most extreme hobo ever in the history of always.
Why doesn't he stand on the street and backstab anyone who walks by him for their wallets? That's what I used to do...
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Knives are pretty expensive.
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DUSTY JO SAID MODE I HAVE A DICK BECAUSE I LIKE DICKGIRLS
wat
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Why doesn't he stand on the street and backstab anyone who walks by him for their wallets? That's what I used to do...
Because I'm not a stabbin' hobo, you ignorant son of a bitch! Christ, next you'll go up to a black guy and ask why his lips don't take up his whole lower face.
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Why doesn't he stand on the street and backstab anyone who walks by him for their wallets? That's what I used to do...
this is why I don't go anywhere anymore
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Because I'm not a stabbin' hobo, you ignorant son of a bitch! Christ, next you'll go up to a black guy and ask why his lips don't take up his whole lower face.
You calling me racist?
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y u hatin
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You calling me racist?
I don't think I need to you one when your words speak for themselves >=|
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TONY THE TENGU ROLLED IN ON HIS TENGUBOARD AND PICKED UP MODE AND SLAVES I KNOW WHERE PURVIS AND HIS BOX IS SO THEN HE BROUGHT THEM TO A VOLCANO
Important Question: Does his tenguboard have more degrees than a thermometer? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODeV0jRW4Xg)
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I don't think I need to you one when your words speak for themselves >=|
Have you ever been far even as decided(ry
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I don't think I need to you one when your words speak for themselves >=|
I've never heard of a stabbing hobo, actually. :/
If you need money that bad, why don't you sell the tape that I stole from Aya that you stole from me? Y'know the one with Reimu and Yukari, and Reimu...Uh...Yeah...
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Because I distribute those.
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TONY THE TENGU
Requestig someone to change Ammy's name to that. Bonus points if someone can make a TONY THE TENGU avatar as well :V
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I humbly request that no one do that. This is Mode's special appellation for me and I don't want it cheapened.
Edit: I would only consider the change if someone made an avatar of Aya popping a sweet ollie off a half-pipe. And even then, it'd have to be a pretty awesome avatar. In full color. With a transparent background. And in gif format so you could watch the ollie being popped over and over.
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I can get you a squiggle.
EDIT: Also, the reason for so few people being in this one was the fact that I had quite a few missing from the first.
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/me steals Purvis' box.
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/me steals Purvis' box.
omg original box DO NOT STEAL
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What would become of that story if someone were to make it grammatically correct?
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What would become of that story if someone were to make it grammatically correct?
it would be terrible.
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I was expecting black holes and planets getting blown to shit.
My taste has yet to be sated of this.
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what, you think this is it?
no, Erebus. there is more to come.
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You say that, but will it sate the lust of cosmic destruction that pulsates within my every muscle and nerve?
We shall see for ourselves.
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Also, the reason for so few people being in this one was the fact that I had quite a few missing from the first.
wait there was a first?
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Yeah, people even tried to read it aloud.
/me races on the highway using Purvis' box.
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wait there was a first?
there were 2 others before this, but i think they died in the wipe.
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/me steals Purvis' box.
Steal: 0%
Steal Attempt: Fails
YOU AREN'T 1337 ENOUGH FOR MOLTEN CORE!
/me changes Solais' elemental to Sour Cream and Onion
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What are you talking about? I already have your box! You were sleeping all the time while I took it!
Also, Molten Core is easy on Level 80.
/me flies around piloting Purvis' box.
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What are you talking about? I already have your box! You were sleeping all the time while I took it!
Also, Molten Core is easy on Level 80.
/me flies around piloting Purvis' box.
And you're level 12 =[
And I dunno what you took, but that's not mine. You aren't even close to being awesome enough to steal from me. Maybe when you're older.
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Well, it doesn't matter if it's yours or not, this is one awesome box still.
Also, my Shaman is Level 11, yeah, but I have other characters too.
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I'm surprised there aren't any readings. >:
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I'm tempted to do a reading but I hate my voice, so no. Sorry.
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I will do one tomorrow afternoon, and upload it 14:30 EST.
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I'm surprised there aren't any readings. >:
I'll do one.
Give me $200.
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I'll do one.
Give me $200.
How about a smile instead.
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I'll do one.
Give me $200.
I'll give you a bag of staples that Slaves gave me for a defective KUMA unit.
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How about a smile instead.
What? No.
I'll give you a bag of staples that Slaves gave me for a defective KUMA unit.
Sold!
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Aww, I missed the opportunity to offer you ridiculous currency in exchange for services. ;_;
/me starts rolling away the Rai stone
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Aww, I missed the opportunity to offer you ridiculous currency in exchange for services. ;_;
/me starts rolling away the Rai stone
Hah! These staples were treasured objects of Slaves. They're worth at least 3 fridge magnets!
Actually I made the sale so him and Purvis would get out of the building. We don't support loitering hobos.
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Bigot.
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Bigot.
:smug:
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Actually I made the sale so him and Purvis would get out of the building. We don't support loitering hobos.
Hobos clean up after themselves better than our resident Deities do , so they're always welcome in the building on my watch. o>
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Hobos clean up after themselves better than our resident Deities do , so they're always welcome in the building on my watch. o>
Yes, but this was my companies building. And we don't like hobo's in their hobo boxes doing hobo stuff. That's cool if you're accepting though. We need to do less clean up. :smug:
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Yes, but this was my companies building. And we don't like hobo's in their hobo boxes doing hobo stuff. That's cool if you're accepting though. We need to do less clean up. :smug:
I will flood your building with sewage and leave all the lights on so help me god
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I will flood your building with sewage and leave all the lights on so help me god
Change all their desktops to goatse, it's the Cyberpunk way! o>
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Hobos clean up after themselves better than our resident Deities do , so they're always welcome in the building on my watch. o>
That's not saying much.
I hate this shrine ;_;
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I will flood your building with sewage and leave all the lights on so help me god
Technically, I'm just an executive salesman. You'll be taking up a nasty management. :smug:
Protip: Demon goddesses aren't fans of main branches of a corporate union being destroyed. \o/
That's not saying much.
I hate this shrine ;_;
Makai Corp is always accepting. :smug:
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Makai Corp is always accepting. :smug:
You are a swindler who tries to steal mikos from deities. Jerkface.
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You are a swindler who tries to steal mikos from deities. Jerkface.
How am I a swindler?
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By being one >:|
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By being one >:|
But how am I being one :V
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By being one >:|
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That's not saying much.
I hate this shrine ;_;
You could always hook up with Purvis Hobotech.
Lots of travel by train~
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How am I a swindler?
You're a cheat and a swindler! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9gRzmCf1EI#t=53s)
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You could always hook up with Purvis Hobotech.
Lots of travel by train~
You sumbitches got nothing on Makai Corp.
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You could always hook up with Purvis Hobotech.
Lots of travel by train~
Hell yeah, trains!
But as an Idiot Maiden I'm still bound to the Suikanut shrine.
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(http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/4978/modeslavesresize.jpg) (http://img697.imageshack.us/i/modeslavesresize.jpg/)
AFTER MODE AND SLAVES VISISTED SPACE THEY DECIDED THAT THEY SHOULD GO BACK TO EARTH AND INTO GENSOKYO WHEN THEY GOT THERE THEY MET YUKARI AND SAID HI TO HER BUT THEN SAID NO TIME TO TALK WE GOTTA RUN TO ALICES HOUSE AND YUKARI RAN AND CRIED BECAUSE SHE LOVED TALKING TO MODE AND SLAVES VERY MUCH BUT THEY DIDNT HAVE TIME TO TALK SO SHE COULDN'T TALK TO THEM AT ALL BECAUSE THEY DIDNT HAVE TIME MODE AND SLAVES FELT BAD BUT THEY WANTED TO VISIT ALICE SO MODE SAID HEY SLAVES LETS STOP BEING SAD AND LETS VISIT ALICE AND SLAVES WAS LIKE OK BUT THEN THEY GOT STOPPED BY CHEN SHE TOLD THEM GUYS IM HUNGRY AND I NEED SOMETHING TO EAT BUT I WANT YUKARI TO FEED ME BUT IF SHES GONE AND SHE CRYING THEN I WONT GET FED MODE AND SLAVES FELT SAD FOR THE STUPID CAT GIRL BECAUSE SHE MUST BE VERY HUNGRY AND MODE SAID WE WILL HELP YOU AND PUT HER ON HER BACK FOR A PIGGY BACK RIDE AND THEY WENT TO ALICES HOUSE WHEN THEY GOT THERE ALICE WAS VERY SCARED BECAUSE THEY DIDNT USE THE DOOR THEY USED THE WINDOW AND SLAVES HAD A BRILLIANT IDEA AND HE JUMPED THROUGH THE WINDOW AND SAID BOO AND THAT WAS SCARY TO ALICE WHO WAS SEWING FOR HER FRIEND MARISEL SHE WAS VERY ANGRY AT THE TWO MODE SLAVES BUT SHE GOT OVER HER ANGER VERY QUICK BECAUSE THEY WERE HER FRIENDS AND SHE DIDNT LIKE BEING MAD AT HER FRIENDS SO SHE ASKED WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE MY FRIENDS MODE AND SLAVES WOOOOOOOAH WHY IS CHEN WITH YOU SHES A WEIRD CAT THAT LIKES YUKARI AND I HATE YUKARI BECAUSE SHE TAKES MY DOLLS SOMETIMES MODE AND SLAVES TOLD HER THE TALE OF HOW CHEN ALMOST DIED B/C YUKARI WOULDNT FEED HER BECAUSE SHE WAS SUFFERING FROM DEPRESSION IN THE BAMBOO FOREST WITH MOKOU WHO IS ONE OF HER FRIENDS AND ALICE SAID OH SORRY CHEN YOURE COOL W/ ME NOW OK AND CHEN SAID THATS COOL AND THEY FISTPOUNDED AND THEN SANA CAME IN THE HOUSE AND TOLD EVERYONE party SO EVERYONE PARTIED ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT UNTIL THEY COULDNT LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS PARTY THIS PARTY WAS VERY LONG AND GOOD TONY TENGU WAS POPPING MOTHERFUCKING SWEET LIKE MELT YOUR TEETH SWEET OLLIES OFF OF EVERYONES BACKS AND EVERYONE AT THE GOOD PARTY WAS LIKE HOLY MOLY GEE GOLLY WOW WOAH AND NFORZA READ A BOOK IN SPANISH AND JAPANESE AND AUSTRALIAN AND ATLANTICAN AND NORTHERN PACIFICAN IT WAS VERY ENTERTAINING AND EDUCATIONAL FOR THE CHILDREN THAT CAME TO THE PARTY SOME OTHER PEOPLE LIKE NAUT AND SUIKAMA AND ONTENAOT DID FUNKY DANCES ON NUMBERS AND SUIKAMA SAID DESIRE OHHHHHHHHH AND HE SANG IT TOO BUT THEN BIG OL BAD TSO CAME IN AND EVERYONE THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO CRASH THE PARTY BECAUSE IT WAS TOO LOUD BUT THEN SHE STARTED DANCING WITH EDBTUBLE AND RURO AND SHE COMPLIMENTED TONY ON HIS MOTHERFUCKING SWEET OLLIES AND EVERYONE HAD A GOOD TIME AND CHEN EVEN GOT SOME OF THE FOOD THAT TRIANGLES AND MJP BROUGHT AS LESBIAN WIVES TRIANGLES MADE FOOD WITH NO GARLIC!!! AND MJP MADE FOOD THAT TASTED LIKE BREAD BUT IT WASNT BREAD HE SAID IT WAS ACTUALLY FOOTBALL SKIN AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE WOAH BECAUSE IT DIDNT TASTE LIKE FUTBOL AT ALL AND THEN YUKARI CAME AROUND AND APOLOGIZED TO CHEN AND THEY CRIED TEARS OF JOY AND MODE DID SOME SWEET DANCE MOVES AND PUT ON A CUPCAKE DRESS AND SLAVES POLISHED MODES SHOES AND THEN THEY TOLD EVERYONE THEY HAD TO GO BACK TO SPACE TO HELP EREBUS AND PURVIS SELL HOUSES ON JUPITER.
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N-FORZA, TEACH ME NORTHERN PACIFICAN
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/me applauds
Why the garlic hate, though? Garlic bread is amazing.
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/me applauds
Why the garlic hate, though? Garlic bread is amazing.
triangles is crazy allergic to it.
at least i think it was her.
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Vampires :<
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in it
still voted 1
1 for AWESOME
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Vampires :<
i'm pretty sure MJP eats garlic stuff.
OH NO REVERSE TWILIGHT
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I can't help but to play production music while reading these. :3
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Hey kid.
Wanna buy a house on Jupiter?
Real cheap.
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How would the gravitational forces effect a somewhat ethereal being and an ewe?
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Hey kid.
Wanna buy a house on Jupiter?
Real cheap.
HAH! You were calling me a swindler. You hypocrites.
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HAH! You were calling me a swindler. You hypocrites.
No, I was calling you a bigot, you fucking bigot.
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AND TOLD EVERYONE party SO
I like this bit a lot.
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No, I was calling you a bigot, you fucking bigot.
That's below the belt.
Come on, Doc, temporary truce. Remember when we hobrofisted? That was awesome.
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Purvis's favor is not won back so easily. Trust me. :ohdear:
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Purvis's favor is not won back so easily. Trust me. :ohdear:
Whose favour is won back easy?
*Holds out bag of staples. *
Hey Purvis!
THE STAPLES ARE NOW DIAMONDS!
*bag tears open and diamonds pour out*
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Those are cubic zirconiums. You're no tengu leader!
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Purvis's favor is not won back so easily. Trust me. :ohdear:
Is it ever? I know I never won it.
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Is it ever? I know I never won it.
You never win anything. Hell, your birthday's on President's Day and no one remembers it.
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Those are cubic zirconiums. You're no tengu leader!
Yes, I know...
*fax machine next to Thundr rumbles*
*Thundr pulls out paper*
Oh. It seems I have been laid off until further notice.
*puts on cap*
See ya!
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You never win anything. Hell, your birthday's on President's Day and no one remembers it.
One day I'm gonna be president and everyone's gonna be "oooooh it's his birthday too"
brb killing self
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Use a gun this time.
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I always do.
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God you're a horrible shot. Try drowning, the ocean's pretty hard to miss.
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I never miss.
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Do it anyways, you're clearly bad at it. You gotta get something done right.
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I always get it right, dammit.
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Too far to the right, I suppose.
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Mix cleaning agents and start a charcoal fire in an enclosed room, while tying a rope around your neck in the meantime
that your cement shoes are drying; in a burning building under the sea.
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slaves you are commend
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Jupiter's awesome for real estate.
Think about it, you're living on clouds and there's GALE FORCE WINDS 100 TIMES STRONGER THAN THAT OF ANY HURRICANE KNOWN TO MANKIND!
How's that for airplane travel?
And if you fall off your house YOU FALL FOREVER!
Bungee jumping at it's best!
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/me falls on Erebus with his box.
Damned winds.
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/me falls on Erebus with his box.
Damned winds.
You clearly need a super delux hang glider to prevent this.
You're mistake has invoked laughter in me.
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Purvis's favor is not won back so easily. Trust me. :ohdear:
With his current avatar...god for some reason I can't stop smiling with this.
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(http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/4978/modeslavesresize.jpg) (http://img697.imageshack.us/i/modeslavesresize.jpg/)
AFTER MODE AND SLAVES WENT FROM GENSOKYO TO EARTH THEY WENT TO JUPITER TO FIND EREBUS AND PURVIS THEY RODE IN VIC VIPER AND SAW ALL THE YELLOW STARS THAT SLAVES SAID SHOULD BE BLUE BECAUSE THEYRE NOT BLUE AND BLUE IS A GOOD COLOR AND MODE SAID WELL I DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT ART BUT I THINK THATS A TRUE THING SLAVES I HOPE THAT THEY TURN BLUE ONE DAY AND SLAVES TOLD MODE WELL MODE YOU CAN TALK TO THE STARS SO WHY DONT YOU SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE STARS AND TELL THEM TO TURN BLUE AND MODE SAID WAWO THATS A GOOD IDEA SLAVES ILL DO IT AND MODE SAID HYMSBEVOTEN BUAJCEK YUMXUDU YAUOR AND THE STARS TURNED BLUE BUT THEN VICVIPER DID A LOOP DE LOOP AND MODE CRIED BUT SLAVES STAYED STRONG AND BUCKLED MODE IN HER CARSEAT AND THEN BUCKLED HIMSELF UP SO THEY CAN BE SAFE AND VICVIPER PUT ON A LIFEJACKET BECAUSE HE DIDNT WANT TO DROWN IN THE SEAS OF JUPITER WHICH IS WHERE THEY WERE GOING TO LAND ON JUPTER TO SEE EREBUS AND PURVIS THEY LANDED ON JUPTER AND MET EREBUS AND PURVIS AND EMOSU AND THEY TOOK A WALK ALONG THE LAKE OF JUPTIER THATS NAMED JUPUERLAKE AND VICVIPER WAS IN HUMAN FORM NOT A SHIP ANY MORE THEN THE EVIL MATSURI CAME WITH HER JANITOR SQUAD AND THEY BEAT UP VICVIPER WITH THEIR MOPS EVEN THOUGH HE IS A JANITOR TOO BUT THEY DONT LIKE HIME BECAUSE HE WAS HANGIN W/ THE KIDS NAMED MODE AND SLAVES AND PURVIS AND EROTRICBUS THEN MODE SANG OHHHHHHH DESIRE OHOHOHHHHHHHH AND DEFEATED THE JANITOR BAD GUYS THEN VICVIPER TURNED INTO SHIP FORM AND SAID LETS GO WE NEED TO LEAVE THIS EVIL PLACE AND PURVIS SAID WHAT ABOUT MY HOUSES I NEED TO SELL THEM BUT VICVIPER LOOKED DEEP INTO PURVIS EYES AND PURVIS UNDERSTOOD THE URGENCY OF THE ESCAPE AND HE TRAVELED WITH THEM OUT TO SPACE IN SPACE THEY ENGAGED IN A BATTLE WITH MORIN AND HIS GIANT MECHA ROBOT SQUAD IT WAS A LONG BATTLE THAT WAS VERY SAD BECAUSE THEY BLEW UP MANY STARS AND PLANETS BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL VERY POWERFUL AND AFTER THEIR SHIPS WERE DESTROYED MOERIN SHOT BULLETS AT VIC VIPER AND KILLED HER MODE WAS CRYING A LOT AND SLAVES WAS PUKING BECAUSE THE BATTLE SCENE IN SPACE WAS VERY GOREY AND PURVIS JUST SHOOK HIS HEAD BECAUSE IT WAS TOO SAD BUT WHERE WAS EREBUS??? ASKED MODE AND MOERIN LET OUT A BIG YELL SCREAM AND SHE DIED BECAUSE EREBUS WAS BEHIND HER AND KILLED HER THEN EVERYONE VICVIPER PURVIS MODE SLAVES AND EREBUS CHEERED JOY BECAUSE MOERIN DIED AND SHE WAS EVIL AND HATED DUMB KIDS LIKE SLAVES AND MODE AND EREBUS AND VICVIPER BUT NOT PURVIS BECAUSE HE IS A DOCTOR VICVIPER TURNED INTO A SHIP AND KILLED MOERIN AND SHE DIED BUT THEN MODE WHO HAD A HEART OF GOLD TOLD VICVIPER THAT NO DONT BECAUSE JUST THEN THE EVIL SPIRIT THAT POSSESSED MOERIN CAME OUT OF HER AND DIED SO MEROIN DIDNT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AND IT TURNS OUT SHE WASNT EVIL SO THEN THEY ALL WENT BACK TO MOERINS HOUSE TO HAVE CAKE AND COOKIES.
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HUGE WAVE OF SRS
But we surfed it so it's okay
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^ This.
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A couple of people died more than once in this one.
I know the feeling.
Mix cleaning agents and start a charcoal fire in an enclosed room, while tying a rope around your neck in the meantime
that your cement shoes are drying; in a burning building under the sea.
I tried. Room ran out of oxygen p soon and the acumulated CO2 threw me back to surface.
Shoes cracked due to pressure, and pressure around the rope relieved while surfacing so
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You know every time I read it I forget whatever the fuck happened
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THEY ENGAGED IN A BATTLE WITH MORIN AND HIS GIANT MECHA ROBOT SQUAD
Best. Story. Ever. 8)
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why don't I have a giant mecha robot squad
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OK, as promised, here's my dramatic reading of the first one (http://www.zshare.net/audio/750453807c8d7503/). Going to do the second one now.
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I knew Vic wouldn't die! Mechas can't beat the last hope for mankind!
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I knew Vic wouldn't die! Mechas can't beat the last hope for mankind!
Of course ordinary mecha can't beat Gunbuster~! It has Coach's soul~! :P
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OK, as promised, here's my dramatic reading of the first one (http://www.zshare.net/audio/750453807c8d7503/). Going to do the second one now.
The way you said "kawaii" made me spit Mountain Dew all over my computer. Thanks.
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Oh them loop de loops vic is so daring.
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why don't I have a giant mecha robot squad
Meanwhile I'm usually the one in background enjoying myself as I watch the whole scene of events going on in front of me.
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My genius investments...ruined
orz
It is so *frumple*
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omg slabes
omg
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Of course ordinary mecha can't beat Gunbuster~! It has Coach's soul~! :P
I still killed yo' ass though :smug:
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OK, as promised, here's my dramatic reading of the first one (http://www.zshare.net/audio/750453807c8d7503/). Going to do the second one now.
AdBlock blocks that site.
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uh no it doesn't
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Yeah, AdBlock does not block that site.
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(http://i39.tinypic.com/jim6oj.jpg) (http://i39.tinypic.com/2r4pli1.jpg)
:S
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Are you unaware that you can disable AdBlock for that site with like, two mouse clicks?
EDIT: I have AdBlock on while on that site, and it works just fine.
(http://i42.tinypic.com/nmdzec_th.png) (http://i42.tinypic.com/nmdzec.png)
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I'm aware, just didn't know how to :s
Never had to before. Also I was just poiting that out.
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Tengukami what is wrong with your voice you are not a chipmunk.
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I pitched it up 30% in Audacity so I could sound more KAWAAAAAAAAAAAII ^_____^;;
_, ,_ ∩
( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 えーりん！えーりん！
⊂彡
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Your voice sounds like that green alien thing in a very very very old game called Dinosaur Safari where you had to photograph dinosaurs and stuff.
Also film yourself doing sweetass ollies.
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Grah! That site causes firefox to crash nonstop D:
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I'll re-up to Sharebee in a minute.
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These stories are batshit so horribad they're good (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoBadItsGood) and OH MY GOD CHOCOLATE CHIP PINGAS COOKIES WITH SEMEN FROSTING BETWEEN TWO DEEP-FRIED YUKKURIS TASTY THERE MUST BE A PART FOUR. :*
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Also, great dramatic reading of the first one, Ammy. SUPA KAWAII ^______^
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twohose@gmail.com 8:25 pm
(8:25:13 PM): mode you should
(8:25:14 PM): write
(8:25:20 PM): PART 3
(8:25:23 PM): OR
(8:25:24 PM): 4
(8:25:27 PM): I MEANT 4
modeymargatroid 8:25 pm
(8:25:33 PM): OKAY
PREPARE YOURSELVES
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Damn it, now I want to sing Be Prepared from The Lion King. Also, oh boy, there's going to be a part 4! :]
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And here it is. (http://sharebee.com/6b028374)
Funny thing happened earlier - and you really should not read this if you're eating or just ate but - I typed "I'll re-up to Sharebee in a minute." while sitting on the toilet. I had just birthed a healthy mountain of man chocolate when I hit the post button. I put the phone in the front pocket of my hoodie, wiped, and then stood - causing the phone to slide out of the pocket and plunge headfirst into the toilet, planting itself right into the top of my pile.
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And here it is. (http://sharebee.com/6b028374)
Funny thing happened earlier - and you really should not read this if you're eating or just ate but - I typed "I'll re-up to Sharebee in a minute." while sitting on the toilet. I had just birthed a healthy mountain of man chocolate when I hit the post button. I put the phone in the front pocket of my hoodie, wiped, and then stood - causing the phone to slide out of the pocket and plunge headfirst into the toilet, planting itself right into the top of my pile.
Ewww....
Sharebee forces me to complete a survey before downloading!oh wait wrong button
...Oh right your phone er um I'm sorry for your loss
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The phone's fine. I need to get a new one soon anyways.
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...Now that's just gross, Ammy. ....Funny, but gross. You better have washed off and disinfected that phone, dude. :X
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Already taken care of. I've got a squeeze bottle of gelatinized alcohol in the bathroom.
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Take a sniff, see if everything's fine.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgR-cfMerJg
GIMME THEM STAPLES
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Here, have a beer.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgR-cfMerJg
GIMME THEM STAPLES
Well, you earned them~
Now, if I could get my job back...
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And here it is. (http://sharebee.com/6b028374)
Funny thing happened earlier - and you really should not read this if you're eating or just ate but - I typed "I'll re-up to Sharebee in a minute." while sitting on the toilet. I had just birthed a healthy mountain of man chocolate when I hit the post button. I put the phone in the front pocket of my hoodie, wiped, and then stood - causing the phone to slide out of the pocket and plunge headfirst into the toilet, planting itself right into the top of my pile.
Ah the exact same thing happened to my ipod some time ago.
If it starts acting up you need some uncooked rice.
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PREPARE YOURSELVES
ok
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Because of WMM problems I made two versions of a reading of the last chapter that came out.
The Miror B. version. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PM_q8RXCeE)
The Dramatic Version. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upejvC6cu9w) (Still processing probably, I just uploaded it)
The guy in the bottom right of the picture is a friend of mine who I showed the Miror B. version of. T'was quite funny to see his reaction once he finished watching.
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Oh god yes Miror B is the best Pokemon character ever
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(http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/4978/modeslavesresize.jpg)
SPECIAL 76897687TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A SLAVES AND A MODE THAT DAY WAS THE DAY OF THE ANNIVERSARY OF MOTK 20 AND EVERYBODY WAS CELEBRATING ALL PLACES TSO AND EDIBLE AND KILGA AND THE ELUSIVE SNEAKY SNEAKY HIDEY HIDEY WHERE DID HE GO 7HS AND RURO AND MATSURI AND BENNY AND IGB ALL GOT TOGETHER AND SAID THIS IS THE BEST PARTY EVER BUT WHERE ARE SLAVES AND MODE THEY ARE NOT DANCING WHERE COULD THEY BE AND THEN SO THEY WENT TO THE MODESLAVES MANSION AND WENT INSIDE WITHOUT KNOCKING AND SAID MODE SLAVES WHERE ARE YOU BUT IT WAS QUIET SO THEN THEY LOOKED UP THE STAIRS AND PAST THE PORTRAIT OF BEATO AND THEN WENT INTO THE BATHROOM SLAVES AND MODE WERE HAVING A BUBBLE BATH WITH TWELVE AND A HALF DUCKS OMG WERE SORRY SAID TSO AND EDIBLE AND KILGA AND THE ELUSIVE SNEAKY SNEAKY HIDEY HIDEY WHERE DID HE GO 7HS AND RURO AND MATSURI AND BENNY AND IGB BUT YOU GUYS HAVE TO COME TO THE PARTY WE NEED YOUR PROFFESIONAL DANCING SO THEN SLAVES AND MODE GOT OUT OF THE BUBBLE BATH AND MODE SAID FORM OF DUC AND SLAVES SAID FORM OF SHARK AND THEN THE WENT OUTSIDE AND SAID HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET THERE AND THEN MODE SAID VICSHIP SO THEY GOT ON THE VICSHIP MACH FIVE AND ZOOMED TO THE PARTY CASTLE AND THEN THEY SAW NWBI AND THEORIN AND ANATHE AND PESCO AND MOMIJI AND SAKANA AND DRAKE TSO AND EDIBLE AND KILGA AND THE ELUSIVE SNEAKY SNEAKY HIDEY HIDEY WHERE DID HE GO 7HS AND RURO AND MATSURI AND BENNY AND IGB AND THEN DRAKE SAID HI SLAVES AND THEN THEY DID A HAT DANCE AND EMOUSE BROUGHT OUT THE PUNCH BOWL MODE LOOKED INTO THE PUNCHBOWL THERE WAS A HAT IN THERE SO SHE COKES FOR EVERYBODY INSTEAD AND THEY LIKED THAT MORE BECAUSE PEPSI IS GROSS AND THEN MODE AND SLAVES DANCED AND SANG HAPPY HALLOWEEN MARIA EVEN IF IT WASNT HALLOWEEN AND DESU THE END
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DESU THE END
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BEST STORY I NEVER APPEARED IN!
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THE ELUSIVE SNEAKY SNEAKY HIDEY HIDEY WHERE DID HE GO 7HS
Someone needs to change 7HS' name to this
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sneaky sneaky hidey hidey
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BECAUSE PEPSI IS GROSS
SERIOUSLY, THAT CRAP IS A DISGRACE TO SODA EVERYWHERE