I slept at like 11 A.M. until 2 P.M. , nap time actually. And there, two military X Touhou dreams with the second more epic.
First dream:
I was part of a Wehrmacht patrol unit which consisted three men on foot. Seriously that small since we're in somewhat the ruins of France. About two blocks further, there was this ordinary house which was untouched by the bombing. Suddenly, I heard a scream and we immediately were on full alert. Then, an American G.I. rushed out the undamaged house while trying to put on his loose pants. Then, Shizuha when to the porch and yelled,
"If you want a French pussy, I can rip you a new one!!!" She yelled angrily. Then she took out a grenade launcher rifle and shot at the fleeing American. The grenade accurately hit the G.I. and split it into two parts with intestines still dangling. Blood splattered everywhere. Behind Shizuha was Minoriko, half-naked while trying to cover her exposed parts. Most likely because she was being raped?
Me and my partners who watched the whole scene just stood there before the three of us said, "What the F***?"
Second Dream:
I woke up in a room. I walked outside the building and found myself in some sort of city, ruined though with tank wrecks everywhere and rubbles of buildings littered the surrounding area. Then, I heard a Russian voice calling me out,
"You fascist, what are you doing here?" Asked the Russian, while aiming a PPSH at me. I was unarmed so I decided to be on my knees with my hands at the back. Then, the Russian chuckled.
"That was pretty easy, however I'm not leaving you without a fight. Get on your feet," he said. After I stand normally, he dropped his guns and everything except s combat knife. "Take your time, if you're ready we fight. If you run, I shoot."
On the floor, I found a pair of scissors. I picked it up and held it like it was a combat knife."You're ready?" The Russian asked. I nodded. Then, he charged at me and... (I don't know how the fight went on so I'll just skip that part)
After some struggling, I found myself being locked into a position where he used his energy to push the knife into my throat. I used my energy to push back the hand of the Russian. Suddenly, another stranger came into our one-on-one fight and I saw a machete coming towards my thigh. Therefore, I quickly moved my leg thus the machete pierced through the Russian's thigh instead.
He groaned in pain and released me from his grip. I saw the machete still stuck between the flesh and bones of his. I looked at the stranger that interrupted us. She was LETTY and as a replacement for the machete, she took out a combat knife. Now, it's time for Round 2
She charged at me and tried to stab me directly. I evade the attack by holding her hand which held the knife. Then, with my scissor I scraped it on her face like a rake. Her wound was bleeding, and as she tried to stand up to fight back, I scraped her neck and there, another bleeding wound. But she still ought to fight back. Then,
"Letty, that's enough. I don't want to lose another important asset" said a voice. I turned around and saw this Comissar. Letty stopped fighting and carried the machete'd Russian on her back.
"You dream when you shouldn't be, that's odd" said the Commissar before turning around. He walked away with Letty. And then I woke up with tears in my eyes, it was so epic...