Author Topic: ATTN JAYTEE [Contest over!]  (Read 23472 times)

HakureiSM

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ATTN JAYTEE [Contest over!]
« on: January 24, 2011, 06:07:27 AM »
A VERY LONG TIME AGO, I CHALLENGED YOU FOR A FIGHT TILL DEATH.


But you totally chickened out life got in our way, and as we strayed through different paths, never was our noble dispute finished.

After long journeys of sweat, blood and glory, our ways cross once again, the sun shining brightly upon us.
Though the future looks bright and peaceful, I cannot let this oportunity pass, for my honor is at stake and so is yours.
In your posession is something I desire, something I deserve.
Despite the tales of bravery and the aura of experience that surround you, I cannot bring myself to believe you are fulfilling the obligations that come with your noble title, and as such, I claim it.

In order to finish our for so long unresolved dispute, to settle this matter once and for all, and to determine rightfully through blood and tears to whom the Regular Member title best belongs, I call your presence to this battlefield.


Sir JT
I HEREBY CHALLENGE YOU FOR A DUEL.
FOR JUSTICE. FOR HONOR. FOR GLORY.
« Last Edit: February 03, 2011, 06:46:07 PM by Inaba Tewi »
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2011, 06:11:34 AM »
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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2011, 06:19:37 AM »
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I'm guessing the music in our radio station put you in the mood.


Well, Justin can't do with his fans without a phone, so let's see how this plays out...
« Last Edit: January 24, 2011, 06:21:41 AM by NuclearVirus❖ »

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2011, 06:22:32 AM »
Welp,

[09:46] <theshim|work> there is nothing like working for a real estate company to make one contemplate arson

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2011, 06:23:28 AM »
BRING THE PAIN MOFO

SOON THE COVETED TITLE OF "MEMBER" SHALL BE MINE

HakureiSM

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2011, 06:26:13 AM »
IT'S NOT RIGHTFULLY YOURS


IT'S ON, BITCHES 8)
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2011, 06:55:54 AM »
You two are proud men, right? So let it be a fight about who's the real man.

Legend of the Gwahaha

A long time ago, there was a test of true manhood. The manliest sandwich ever created to test the guts of a boy wanting to prove his will to be a Stuffman. The recipe for this legendary test is lost to the annals of time.

But it is said that a true man, no matter the age, will be able to create a Gwahaha out of his manly spirit. It's not just about what goes between the two slices of bread, but also the size of the bite that you can take out of it.

Show us what kind of a man you are by MAKING your own Gwahaha. Make it the manliest sandwich the world has ever seen. Show us its grandeur with pictures. Then you are going to defeat the beast you have brought forth. Show us your victory over it. And finally, you shall weave a tale of your manly struggle to stand glorious over the Gwahaha.

Summary of the challenge:

- Make a Gwahaha
- Show us pics of the various steps as much as possible
- Eat the Gwahaha
- Show us your clean plate
- Tell us about the meal in a short paragraph, no more than 300 words

You will be judged on how manly the sandwich is, how titanic your meal was and I know the two of you aren't camera shy, so give us a pic of your face after eating it too :V
« Last Edit: January 24, 2011, 06:57:59 AM by Inaba Tewi »

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2011, 06:56:30 AM »
Oh my God that is hardcore...


I'm sure these two know how to make a Gwahaha, but for good measure, you should post the recipe as well.

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2011, 07:00:23 AM »
Nay a true man knows in his heart what is needed for a Gwahaha. If he's not man enough to make something worthy of the name, everyone shall know that he is a pansy.

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« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2011, 07:01:22 AM »
Nuuuu

So the spectators can see the intensity of the challenge

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2011, 07:01:55 AM »
That's what the 300 word short tale is for.

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2011, 07:02:46 AM »
Fair enough. I look forward to this challenge. I might motivate these two if things get rough...

Yeah, I might make one...

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2011, 07:10:12 AM »
annals of time.
Fuck you and your horrible joke.

Still, I shall honor our great lord of the foods Stuffman, and I shall great the most abominating sandwich ever to be seen by these ends.
It shall be a sandwich of such overwhelming testosterone, worthy of the name Gwahaha, that it shall take not a pair to eat it, but a pair of pairs.
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
                                                                                   .

JT

Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2011, 07:13:35 AM »
My body is ready.

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2011, 07:41:20 AM »
Legend of the Gwahaha

I sense greatness.

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2011, 07:45:31 AM »
Oh god this is going to be fantastic.

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2011, 03:35:36 PM »
Are any spectators allowed to admit their own sandwich for this or is it only a one on one tango of two between JT and HSM?

Cause seriously now you've given me the worst case of the munches ever, making me think of the gwahaha again.

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« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2011, 03:39:30 PM »
Oohhh, this is going to be good.

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2011, 04:25:34 PM »
I wholeheartedly approve, and am willing to provide PTSD counseling to the winner/loser.

I've been there, man. I know what it's like.

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2011, 04:30:42 PM »
Is it to be assumed that the gwahaha must be swimming with copious amounts of grease and/or blood to be considered eligible for victory? 8)

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2011, 04:37:32 PM »
If you think you've got more Stuff than these men and can show us what a real Gwahaha is, then sure, come show us what you've got. All entries need to meet the challenge requirements; the making and eating, the writeup of your processes and the picture of a victorious cleaned plate or defeated face.

I forgot to put a deadline. You have until Lunar New Year, 3rd of February GMT 00:01.

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2011, 04:39:30 PM »

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« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2011, 05:34:16 PM »


Oh yes, and your Gwahahas must do that, too.

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« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2011, 05:37:47 PM »
I am Purvis and I approve of this challenge.

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2011, 05:38:11 PM »
Well, this should be a lot more amusing than what's been goin' on recently.

Might participate for hilarity, but my idea of this type of sammich would cost me upwards of $100 that I should really be spending on other things right now, several crucial cardiac blood vessels, and any sensation in the left side of my body. I don't think me eating a Heheheh would be worth anyone's time.

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« Reply #25 on: January 24, 2011, 05:47:24 PM »

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #26 on: January 24, 2011, 05:49:43 PM »
Just to add an extra bit of incentive, if anyone procures and finishes a Noah's Ark (pictoral evidence is required that you ate the whole thing), I will give the first person to do so free rule-friendly reign over my avatar for a month.

This offer extends to anyone, not just the two people in the contest.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #27 on: January 24, 2011, 05:56:58 PM »
Just to add an extra bit of incentive, if anyone procures and finishes a Noah's Ark (pictoral evidence is required that you ate the whole thing), I will give the first person to do so free rule-friendly reign over my avatar for a month.

This offer extends to anyone, not just the two people in the contest.

* rdj looks up what a Noah's Ark is

...I hope you don't mean in one sitting, for the sake of the people who choose to try this. :ohdear:

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #28 on: January 24, 2011, 05:58:39 PM »
What's the point of a challenge if I make it easy?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #29 on: January 24, 2011, 06:05:18 PM »
* rdj looks up what a Noah's Ark is

...I hope you don't mean in one sitting, for the sake of the people who choose to try this. :ohdear:
I think the idea is more or less to thin the herd. Those of fair build and great ego are to be removed.

I have a pantry and fridge drawers to clean out. Even if don't touch the damn thing or match the definition perfectly, it MIGHT be amusing...

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