English, with Ran Yakumo (SCHOOL'S OUT, GO GET SOME SUNLIGHT DAMMIT)

[Hello Purvis]

I see no point in having a religious debate with a man who recites lines like 'EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE IN ONLY 24 HOUR ROTATION.'

All that hating of science and religion is going to give you all kinds of wrinkles, Miss Yakumo =[

[Pesco]

Don't you see these clumps of flesh on my chest?

Are you going to let me squeeze them?

[GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em]

Ever considered quitting your job?

[Tengukami]

Oh, I apologise. I'm sorry that this remedial class is offending you. Please, feel free to correct me around the time you receive a degree in linguistics. What's that? You don't have one right now? Then keep your opinions to yourself.

TRANSLATION: "I have no response to being caught talking out of my butthole, so instead, I'll hide behind my degree!"

 :smug:

[HakureiSM]

Yo sensei, Yakumo-sensei's not english. Sein Unterricht ist kaputt.

[FinnKaenbyou]

All that hating of science and religion is going to give you all kinds of wrinkles, Miss Yakumo =[

Miss Yakumo does not equal 'open square bracket'.

Are you going to let me squeeze them?

There are more productive ways to work with your jealousy, Miss Inaba.

Ever considered quitting your job?

Several times, each one cut short by Chen's pleading eyes as she asks whether we'll be able to afford dinner tonight.

TRANSLATION: "I have no response to being caught talking out of my butthole, so instead, I'll hide behind my degree!"

You have a lot to learn about the world, kid. In the end, having an opinion is inferior to owning the right piece of paper. I was reckless like you, once.

Yo sensei, Yakumo-sensei's not english. Sein Unterricht ist kaputt.

Once you learn the rules, you earn the right to break them.

...Seriously, my head is...geez, it feels like you kids have been beating on my skull all day.

[sammy t coleridge]

Actually, if it were decamatio, it would be I reduce by ten.

[Hello Purvis]

...Seriously, my head is...geez, it feels like you kids have been beating on my skull all day.[/i]

That would be the wrinkles from all the hating evolution and other religions and brown people, Miss Yakumo.

[Suikama]

:helepolis:

[FinnKaenbyou]

Actually, if it were decamatio, it would be I reduce by ten.

But it isn't decamatio. I've been saying decimatio from the beginning, haven't I? Damn, my head's pounding so hard I can barely think straight anymore.

That would be the wrinkles from all the hating evolution and other religions and brown people, Miss Yakumo.

No...it's more than that. It feels like I'm on the verge of having an aneurysm-

* Ran clutches at her forehead for a moment before collapsing on the floor.

...A few seconds pass, before a librarian enters.

Goddammit, who the hell decided to borrow from the library behind my ba-

* Rou sees the fallen Ran on the floor, and sighs as she checks for a pulse.

...Great. This is the third remedial English teacher we've lost in the last month. They always start out cocky, but the job does them in sooner than later.
Don't worry, she'll be fine. Looks like she just fainted from all the stress you kids put on her. I hope you guys are happy. Get outta here and play, or drink, or screw, or whatever it is you do when you're cutting class.
And Sakana? We need to talk about that burning pile of books over there. I'll be expecting you in the library at lunch break, if you know what I mean...

Ran's Remedial English Class - INDEFINITELY CANCELLED

[Hello Purvis]

ALRIGHT MUTANTS, IT'S TIME FOR HISTORY CLASS!

Not just any history class. Naw man, we're doin' this shit for real. I'm gonna teach you all the history they don't want you to know. This is the raw stuff. This isn't going to be your daddy's history class!

First up. let's see what you kids know. Someone name the continents, all eleven of them. Go.

[Chaore]

A, E, I, O, U, Y, M, N, C, S, and V.

Do I get a prize? :V

[HakureiSM]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yoooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu.

[WHMZakeri]

* Zakeri has recovered his laptop from the fire

* Zakeri is relieved that it has not been seriously damaged

* Zakeri Begins sobbing uncontrollably for some reason.

Shikigami's Shot [Ultimate Buddhist]
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[Hello Purvis]

A, E, I, O, U, Y, M, N, C, S, and V.

Do I get a prize? :V

Half credit for the postal codes, kid, but I'm looking for the real ones here.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yoooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu.

Too busy doin' your mom, kid.

[WHMZakeri]

North America
South America
Europe
Paris
Finland
Hong Meiling
Gensokyo
Antarctica
Anteaterca
Africa
Hourai

[Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch]

*falls asleep and dreams of many thing. Happy things.*

[Hello Purvis]

North America
South America
Europe
Paris
Finland
Hong Meiling
Gensokyo
Antarctica
Anteaterca
Africa
Hourai

There's eight of 'em in there. Good try. That's enough to get you on some watchlists.

*falls asleep and dreams of many thing. Happy things.*

* Doctor Purvis MFD flings an eraser at your head.

Up and at 'em sunshine! You're not gonna get the raw truth just laying there like some shmuck!

[FinnKaenbyou]

North America, South America, Europe, Asia, Africa, Antarctica, Atlantis, Avalon, Shangri-La, Gensokyo and The Internet.

[Hello Purvis]

North America, South America, Europe, Asia, Africa, Antarctica, Atlantis, Avalon, Shangri-La, Gensokyo and The Internet.

Almost there, kid, just got one wrong! Here's a hint; Avalon and Atlantis? Only a dope thinks they're different things. And that's what they want you thinking.

[WHMZakeri]

Almost there, kid, just got one wrong! Here's a hint; Avalon and Atlantis? Only a dope thinks they're different things. And that's what they want you thinking.

Yes, yes, we've heard of the 1984 AvAt Treaty, and how it's basically only in place mainly to create a lucrative Sushi business in the western hemisphere, but This is a geography question, not one on Politics.

[lumber_of_the_beast]

North America, South America, Europe, Asia, Africa, Antarctica, Atlantis/Avalon, Shangri-La, Gensokyo, THE MOON and The Internet.

[FinnKaenbyou]

Dammit. I forgot that 4chan was a separate continent outside of the internet. Sorry, Prof.

[Hello Purvis]

Yes, yes, we've heard of the 1984 AvAt Treaty, and how it's basically only in place mainly to create a lucrative Sushi business in the western hemisphere, but This is a geography question, not one on Politics.

Lemme say one thing about that: I could go through a pack of smokes for every minute of my life, and not make that much of a smokescreen. You know that whole thing about the Lady of the Lake? There's a reason she's underwater, and it ain't because she drowned.

Anyways, the 11th continent's the Dreamtime. Some folks call that Hourai, so I'll give Roukan credit for it. So, who can tell me about no one lives in Shangri-La anymore. This can be a tough one, don't feel too bad if you don't get it. They've done their homework on this one. Go.

* Doctor Purvis MFD lights up, flicks ash into the chalk holder on the blackboard.

Dammit. I forgot that 4chan was a separate continent outside of the internet. Sorry, Prof.

Naw kid, they're just trying to claim it. It won't work, they like it right where it is.

[Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch]

*falls out of his chair from the eraser*

ow ow owowowowow....

*get's back up and takes "notes" (read as ecchi doodles) *

[Alfred F. Jones]

* Keine Kamishiraruro doodles things on the chalkboard

Whoops, am I interrupting your class? Of course I am. :smug:

[Hello Purvis]

*falls out of his chair from the eraser*

ow ow owowowowow....

*get's back up and takes "notes" (read as ecchi doodles) *

You're gettin' some special homework, kid. You good at yuri?

* Keine Kamishiraruro doodles things on the chalkboard

Whoops, am I interrupting your class? Of course I am. :smug:

Think I use that old thing? Heh, trying to snuggle up with them, huh?

Anyways, I'll give you kids an hint why no one lives in Shangri-La. You know germ theory? That's bullshit.

[WHMZakeri]

Umm... Teacher!

* Zakeri raises his hand.

I think everyone went to recess!

[Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch]

era.............no?

[Hello Purvis]

Umm... Teacher!

* Zakeri raises his hand.

I think everyone went to recess!

* Doctor Purvis MFD stubs out used up cigarette butt, flicks it into the corner.

Yep. Looks like it's time for a break. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

* Doctor Purvis MFD lights up another one.

era.............no?

That some Spanish, kid?