Reasons California is shit:
-The whole state, home to a wide diversity of ethnicities, economic backgrounds, and sexual orientations, is somehow controlled by Orange KKKounty.
-Arnold Schwarzenegger, who's been governor for as long as anyone can remember, doesn't know anything about economics.
-There's very little water in Southern California so we have to steal it from Mexico via dams and irrigation.
-We've been ranked behind Arkansas and Alabama in average IQ. Public schools are among the worst in the country, and people wonder why our economy is in bad shape even compared to the rest of the US. No seriously, people actually haven't made the connection.
-Private schools are nice, if you like to overpay to drive your kids in the Hummer across the city to a corrupt school where teachers are underpaid and all quit after a year. And if your kids want to be disrespected and misunderstood because their public school friends label them "privileged".
-A large number of people eat ONLY fast food and blame it on being poor, saying it's the only thing available in their neighborhood, which is a bullshit claim, I've seen lots of healthy food that makes McDonalds look like a ripoff.
-There are almost literally no buses. The government won't spend a dime on public transportation.
-Everyone else won't shut up about how they think we have the best weather. In fact, having no seasonal variation makes things pretty boring.
-Celebrity tabloid news is unavoidable, no I don't give a damn about Britney Spears or Brad and Angelina or whoever else is on the cover, I would like to hear some real news stories.
-Also inescapable is gangster rap and the violent culture surrounding it. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is pretty much a documentary.
