MASOCHIST CHALLENGE: Nobu's Insult Corner

[trancehime]

Hello, everyone!

Today, I begin my journey towards self-redemption, by subjecting myself to things I would never see myself doing, and see how long I get through it, because it means I enjoy pain enough to put up with it. And thus, it would make me feel better and stronger.

Anyone is free to share in my personal torment - or indulge in it, as the case may be.

MASOCHIST CHALLENGE

Alluded to vaguely by people who keep up with me on Facebook, I got the clever idea of subjecting myself to playing a certain flash RPG app... I asked myself - since this looks like a piece of garbage, this should be a good start to my reign in masochism.

-- Ninja Saga --
Ninja Saga is a flash app made for Facebook. Anyone who has a Facebook account can join, and you get benefits for inviting people. I'm probably going to abuse this at some point in time because. Ninja Saga, on Facebook, is Liked by over 6 million people. That's a lot of people right there, so I'm already joining a bandwagon game. Le sigh.

The challenge? I'm going to see if I can play Ninja Saga for at least 1 year, interspersed with MINI Masochist Challenges that may or may not be suggested by YOU, the readers!

I will intersperse this thread with invitations to people who wish to also subject themselves to sadistic dredging, as well as my own commentary on the game.

I will also let everyone know when they can throw MINI Masochist Challenges at me in this thread!

[Hello Purvis]

Is this some narutard thing?

If so, I challenge you to add a Ninjaburger flare to it.

[Kinzo the Astro Curious]

Ninja burger?

30 minutes or seppuku?

I can dig that. Anyone live somewhere extremely inexcessible, and have a video camera?

[Jana]

I'm going to see if I can play Ninja Saga for at least 1 year-

why would you do this to yourself

why

(Maybe I'll help you out? I dunno. I doubt I'll be playing for a full year, but I might lend you a hand early on.)

[Nobu]

You're just trying to find an excuse to play Ninja Saga and become a Facebooktard, aren't you? :smug:

[Dead Princess Sakana]

I give Trance one month before he begs to have the torture ended :3

[trancehime]

You're just trying to find an excuse to play Ninja Saga and become a Facebooktard, aren't you? :smug:

'course not.

i bet you can't even say that with a straight face

you can't

you can't

i'm going to cry myself to sleep today

[Suikama]

You're just trying to find an excuse to play Ninja Saga and become a Facebooktard, aren't you? :smug:

y so men noby

[Nobu]

B-B-Because you're dumb and full of rainbows and is that even supposed to be Haggar because I don't see a bandolier shirtbelt


ITT post and be insulted by Nobu >:|

[theshirn]

ITT post and be insulted by Nobu >:|

Excellent.  Do your worst.

[Hello Purvis]

ITT post and be insulted by Nobu >:|

=D

[ES-Anthy]

B-B-Because you're dumb and full of rainbows and is that even supposed to be Haggar because I don't see a bandolier shirtbelt


ITT post and be insulted by Nobu >:|

I think it's suppost to be Freddy Mercury, but then I don't know.

Also d'awwwtsunobu :3

[Nobu]

Shim: Dammit take that Igor avatar off before I start associating him with you and getting yet ANOTHER character ruined for me. And what are you doing outside the VENT RAEG thread anyway, I thought that was your blog or something? >:| Also defend your cutting points

Purv: Jesus, you have more posts than all the other Acolytes combined. You can't exchange post count for food stamps y'know. It's because of people like you that illegal immigrants have so many entry level jobs to pick from. >:|

Anthony: You're tsundere for trapness >:| One week you're all GARRRR GARLIC NIKUMAN SUPER ROBOT SMASH and the next you're moe moe kyuun ara ara da wa~~~~. Pick one and stick with it, brosis. I can't stand all those people who can't decide between masculinity and femininity. It's binary for a reason, jeez.

[ES-Anthy]

Anthony: You're tsundere for trapness >:| One week you're all GARRRR GARLIC NIKUMAN SUPER ROBOT SMASH and the next you're moe moe kyuun ara ara da wa~~~~. Pick one and stick with it, brosis. I can't stand all those people who can't decide between masculinity and femininity. It's binary for a reason, jeez.

Says the person who is apparently a pansexual. :3

[Solais]

YEAH INSULT ME!

[Nobu]

Says the person who is apparently a pansexual. :3

GOD if you're going to point out the obvious at least point out the relevant trait that makes my insult ironic >:| Androgyne, bigender, genderqueer, genderfluid, etc could have been all acceptable answers, but noooooooo.

:3

YEAH INSULT ME!

Lol you're Solais

[Solais]

Ha ha, old chap! you're Solais

WHAT! SAY THAT AGAIN IF YOU DARE!

[Toasty]

Nobutt, try your best.

[Hello Purvis]

Ha ha, old chap! you're Solais

Low blow, homie =[

[Nobu]

WHAT! SAY THAT AGAIN IF YOU DARE!

I'm more interested in figuring out why the lol wordfilter only seems to work when you're quoting posts :/ Or is it just because i'm a GMod or something?

Nobutt, try your best.

I think i've seen 50 pictures of you making the :| face, and out of morbid curiosity I wonder what you look like smiling. Also, in before "I can't smile because i'm dead on the inside brb convertans to LCL"

Also what the hell, Toast cannot become Bread. You're violating all kinds of laws here >:|

[Toasty]

I can't smile because i'm bored with low quality insults. Brb convertan to LCL.

[dustyjo]

Nobu has no reason to insult me...right?

[Polaris]

o/ I want to see how I can be insulted :V

[Matsuri]

lol nobu

You have no reason to insult me, do you Nobu-neechan? :3

[Rikter]

Trance why would you use Facebook for a game?

I use it just to keep in track of some freinds and some reason I get Game requests from people i've never met or heard of.

[Zengar Zombolt]

nobu
you BITCH

[theshirn]

Shim: Dammit take that Igor avatar off before I start associating him with you and getting yet ANOTHER character ruined for me. And what are you doing outside the VENT RAEG thread anyway, I thought that was your blog or something? >:| Also defend your cutting points

ahahahahaa

well done

[trancehime]

I like how this thread turned into a "PLEASE INSULT ME NOBU" thread.

...Actually this should be a "PLEASE INSULT ME NOBU" thread.

I'd laugh.

[Nobu]

Nobu has no reason to insult me...right?

No need to either, since insulting you is like telling the world something it already knows. >:|

o/ I want to see how I can be insulted :V

I would spend some time thinking up a good insult, but I hear Starcraft II just came out and thus this will never reach him anyway. >:| And if you are reading this, you are officially a disgrace to your race because you could be researching build orders and watching replay videos right now.

lol nobu

You have no reason to insult me, do you Nobu-neechan? :3

You can't even tell the difference between a fly and a thumbtack. >:| (Danbo warning)

Trance why would you use Facebook for a game?

I use it just to keep in track of some freinds and some reason I get Game requests from people i've never met or heard of.

why The hell would you randomly Capitalize 'game' for No reason? Learn to speak American, braH.

nobu
you BITCH

zengar

that cleaving meme is
SO
DUMB

I like how this thread turned into a "PLEASE INSULT ME NOBU" thread.

...Actually this should be a "PLEASE INSULT ME NOBU" thread.

I'd laugh.

Yeah, you would laugh, since you couldn't tell a joke from a true insult unless they made a Facebook app for you to tell the difference. >:|

[dustyjo]

No need to either, since insulting you is like telling the world something it already knows. >:|=

;_;