Author Topic: Journeys of a wolf tengu  (Read 119762 times)

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #360 on: February 14, 2010, 09:03:45 PM »
> HOKUTO NO KEN!
If we can't do that technique anymore,
> Release Bankai. It's our only hope
And if that doesn't work,
> SOLAR FLARE!
> RUN AWAY!

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #361 on: February 14, 2010, 09:04:28 PM »
>Prepare for inevitable trip to the underworld.

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #362 on: February 14, 2010, 09:04:39 PM »
>Wait...does this mean we're dead?
>If not she still has to have those orbs filled up. DIG! DIG LIKE OUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT! BECAUSE IT DOES!!
>Pop up behind Reimu and knock her out with our hidden camera
>If we can't dig in our position...
>Look deep inside ourself and activate our untapped powers
>Summon EDWARD CULLEN
>If that somehow manages to work send him to the Scarlet Devil Mansion they'll know what to do
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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #363 on: February 14, 2010, 09:10:44 PM »
> HOKUTO NO KEN!
If we can't do that technique anymore,
> Release Bankai. It's our only hope
And if that doesn't work,
> SOLAR FLARE!
> RUN AWAY!

>Do I have to repost?
>You cannot run away, as unfortunately your head is held down by the heavy wait of a Ying-Yang orb.
>Prepare for inevitable trip to the underworld.

>You prepare yourself for a lecturing with Shikeiki.
>Wait...does this mean we're dead?
>If not she still has to have those orbs filled up. DIG! DIG LIKE OUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT! BECAUSE IT DOES!!
>Pop up behind Reimu and knock her out with our hidden camera

>You are not dead... yet.
>You start frantically scrambling around in the dirt! By focusing around a specific point you manage to free your head, and scramble onto your feet. Reimu has 4/5 orbs full up and is preparing to run towards you!
>A small purple distortion occurs in the floor in front of you as Reimu charges towards you!
>_

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #364 on: February 14, 2010, 09:12:02 PM »
>"THANKS YUKARI"
>But before we do "...annoying miko bitch"

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #365 on: February 14, 2010, 09:18:56 PM »
>"THANKS YUKARI"
>But before we do "...annoying miko bitch"

>You shout your thanks to Yukari as Reimu plummets into the gap. After wishing her good riddance, you continue to walk around the Shrine.
>You dont get much further before another purple distortion appears in the air and Reimu comes flying out of it, before landing a vicious blow on your head. You fall unconcious.
>DUUUUN DUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>You wake up in another dark, confined area. You do not see a lid and you are able to stand up and move freely. Stumbling around like a blind dog, you trip over a bucket, and hear an "oomph"
>_

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #366 on: February 14, 2010, 09:20:33 PM »
>Remove Kisume from bucket
>Sit in bucket
>Cower

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #367 on: February 14, 2010, 09:23:20 PM »
>"...damn SA Reimu A."

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #368 on: February 14, 2010, 09:37:24 PM »
>Remove Kisume from bucket
>Sit in bucket
>Cower

>You empty the bucket.
>You sit in the bucket and try to cower inside the bucket.
>It breaks.
>"...damn SA Reimu A."

>You curse SA's gimmicks and powers.
>You are cowering in the bucket when suddenly massive fires are `fired` toward you!
>_

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #369 on: February 14, 2010, 09:42:58 PM »
>Graze so we don't have to PoC
>Use our superior stage 4 midboss power on the stage 1 midboss

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #370 on: February 14, 2010, 10:00:19 PM »
>Graze so we don't have to PoC
>Use our superior stage 4 midboss power on the stage 1 midboss
>You graze and various items come to you. They include:
>A set of clothes
>A ballaclava
>Parsee's journal
>A horn
>These are added to your inventory.

>You generate swirling danmaku patterns that slip Kisume up. She is now on the floor crying. Between the sobs you hear: "I just wanted my bucket back!"
>_

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #371 on: February 14, 2010, 10:06:41 PM »
>Use our Tengu Powers to fix the bucket
>"Here you go little girl."
>Equip Horn
>Equip Clothes
>Read Parsee's Journal

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #372 on: February 14, 2010, 10:10:56 PM »
>Use our Tengu Powers to fix the bucket
>"Here you go little girl."
>Equip Horn
>Equip Clothes
>Read Parsee's Journal

>You can't do that. You would need to find the right materials to fix it.
>You equip the horn. It doesnt stay on for long.
>You equip the clothes. You are now very warm. The clothes also squeeze you very tight, so you take them off.
>You read Parsee's journal.
Dear Journal
Today I felt Jealous of that Kisume.
She always has a bucket, it's like a mobile home...
She can take it around wherever she wants.
I don't have that.
I'm stuck guarding the gates.
No one comes through the gates ever but Kisume always gets to play with the humans.
Ah, humans. They have so much I would like...
They have their own village in a land they must love.
They can always go out into the world and do what they like...

>You stop reading the journal.
>Kisume is now screaming and holding a massive tantrum. She wants her bucket back.
>_

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #373 on: February 14, 2010, 10:12:56 PM »
>Gag Kisume with clothes
>Put Kisume and bucket bits in inventory

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #374 on: February 14, 2010, 10:13:08 PM »
>Add Quest: Fix Kisume's Bucket
>Proceed through the Dark Blowhole

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #375 on: February 14, 2010, 10:21:55 PM »
>Gag Kisume with clothes
>Put Kisume and bucket bits in inventory

>You tie kisume up with the clothes, and add her to your inventory.
>Add Quest: Fix Kisume's Bucket
>Proceed through the Dark Blowhole

>You remember to Fix kisume's Bucket.
>You proceed through the cave. However, you do not know which way is which, and soon end up getting hopelessly lost. You can hear incessant chatter coming from your left, so you walk over in that direction. You can her a voice with a slightly persian action mumbling continuously how she can't find her journal. "What if everyone knows my inner feelings?" she asks herself.
>_

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #376 on: February 14, 2010, 10:23:27 PM »
> Curse this horrible day.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #377 on: February 14, 2010, 10:31:34 PM »
>Walk up to Parsee
>"Did you lose something?"

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #378 on: February 14, 2010, 10:34:25 PM »
> Curse this horrible day.

>yes this day is terrible isn't it.
>Walk up to Parsee
>"Did you lose something?"
>You walk up to Parsee, who doesn't notice you.
>"U-What? You have that much kindness to approach someone and ask if they need help... I'm so JEALOUS!" You calm Parsee down and eventually she tells you she lost her journal.
>_


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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #379 on: February 14, 2010, 10:39:29 PM »
>"Oh, this yours?"
>Hand Parsee the Journal

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #380 on: February 14, 2010, 10:40:46 PM »
>"Oh, this yours?"
>Hand Parsee the Journal

>"M-m-m-m-my journal?" Parsee takes it from you before suddenly blushing like a traffic light.
>"Y-you didn't read it did you?" Kisume ruffles around in your inventory.
>_

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #381 on: February 14, 2010, 10:43:14 PM »
>Telling lies is always a bad thing even if it'll get us killed
>"Just the part about Kisume but I got that problem solved before I read it"
>Show Parsee Kisume
>"Don't ask"

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #382 on: February 14, 2010, 10:59:28 PM »
>Telling lies is always a bad thing even if it'll get us killed
>"Just the part about Kisume but I got that problem solved before I read it"
>Show Parsee Kisume
>"Don't ask"

>No.
>Parsee goes very quiet and bright red. She takes the diary, thanks you, and then walks off into a corner. You can hear sniffling. Kisume shuffles around again.
>_

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #383 on: February 14, 2010, 11:04:34 PM »
>Cross the bridge

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #384 on: February 14, 2010, 11:05:42 PM »
>Cross the bridge

>You cross the bridge that people no longer cross.
>You walk out into the abandoned city of hell.
>It's actually abandoned! There are no Oni in sight.
>Kisume whimpers and wriggles around, like she is scared.
>_

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #385 on: February 14, 2010, 11:09:04 PM »
>Comfort Kisume
>Ask if a different bucket is okay with her since it'll be easier if we just took one
>"Sake"

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #386 on: February 14, 2010, 11:10:47 PM »
>Comfort Kisume
>Ask if a different bucket is okay with her since it'll be easier if we just took one
>"Sake"

>You take kisume out of your inventory. She starts screaming and tries to run back to the bridge. You try to comfort her but she keeps wriggling and squirming, repeating: "No, no..." over and over again.
>This is not the time nor place to ask that.
>You say "Sake." Nothing interesting happens.
>_

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #387 on: February 14, 2010, 11:14:09 PM »
>Put her back into our Inventory
>Proceed through the City Of Hell

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #388 on: February 14, 2010, 11:15:46 PM »
>Put her back into our Inventory
>Proceed through the City Of Hell

>You stuff her back into your bags, much to her dismay.
>You proceed through the city of hell. Not even a spirit comes out to meet you. Just total silence. The only thing you can hear is kisume shuffling around.
>you walk up to the palace of the earth spirits.
>_

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #389 on: February 14, 2010, 11:17:05 PM »
>Keep an eye open for useful or intriguing objects whose owners are conveniently elsewhere.