Journeys of a wolf tengu

[COPIRIGHTO]

>Proceed to Eirin
>Carry Reisen with you

[E-Nazrin]

>ask if Reisen is a good girl

[COPIRIGHTO]

>If she is pat her on the head
>If not...pat her on the head anyway

[Snaka]

>Proceed to Eirin
>Carry Reisen with you

>You sling reisen over your back, who is mumbling to herself. She seems pretty sane, maybe a bit dazed from having not exercising her power enough recently.
>You go to eirin. "What was that noise?" Asked Eirin. "Theres been a big commotion recently." Eirin takes Reisen from you.

>ask if Reisen is a good girl

>You ask if reisen is a good girl. "Yes, she's a very good girl, especially when I'm experimenting on her..."

>If she is pat her on the head
>If not...pat her on the head anyway

>You pat her on the head. Eirin gives you a strange look.
>"So, what can I help you with? Headache, Heartache, Footache, or a combination of those 3, like that puppeteer had?"
>_

[Pesco]

> PUNISHMENT TIME Reisen

[Snaka]

> PUNISHMENT TIME Reisen

>Reisen squeals with fear and wriggles about in eirins arms. Eirin puts her down on the bed, and gives you another strange look.
>_

[COPIRIGHTO]

>confess to Eirin
>Tell Eirin of our situation
>Take the meds

[Snaka]

>confess to Eirin
>Tell Eirin of our situation
>Take the meds

>You tell eirin of your unfortunate situation. Eirin laughs sympathetically.
>"Here, I've got something good here..." Sweat forms on your brow. "Dog-grow revitaliser, designed to make puppies into guard dogs in minutes..." You whimper as eirin straps you into the chair, and slowly pierces your skin...
>You howl. Oh, you howl so much in pain, before blacking out...

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>"Is she alright?" You hear a childlike voice ask. You open your eyes, and find yourself in the bamboo forest. pesco tewi is standing in front of you, with a little army of bunnies lined up alongside her.
>_

[COPIRIGHTO]

>Check your pockets to make sure she didn't take anything
>"Yeah I'm alright ze"
>Examine Tewi

[Snaka]

>Check your pockets to make sure she didn't take anything
>"Yeah I'm alright ze"
>Examine Tewi

>Eirin took your mini camera! you also find a note: *EFFECTS WILL START AFTER 24 HOURS* What effects it doesn't say.
>"Oh, ok. It's just I couldn't help noticing that you lost your mini camera." Tewi holds up your camera. You try to grab it, but she moves it out of your reach. "Nuh-uh," She says, "Not until you get me a new carrot charm." She shows you her old one. It's very battered, and half of it, well, isn't there.
>You examine Tewi. She is a small rabbit youkai who is wearing a pink dress that is slightly dirty. She wears a battered carrot charm, and... HER LEG IS JUST...
>_

[HakureiSM]

> Ask her what's up with your leg
> Tell her she isn't a real fucking rabbit if she never visited the moon
> Use TENGU SPEED to retrieve camera

_{(I think I might be abusing the TENGU SPEED thing)}

[Kasu]

> If camera is retrieved run like hell.
> Attempt to avoid any traps set by rabbits.

[Pesco]

> Tell Tewi that Pesco won't let her drive if she doesn't give back the camera

[Kuma]

> Fuck stealing and being mean, that ain't how THE 'MIJI operates

> Agree to her terms, but tell her to please not damage the camera.

[E-Nazrin]

> Use TENGU SPEED to retrieve camera

>use TENGU SPEED to MOLEST DELICIOUS TEWILEGS

[Spidere]

> Completely ignore E-Saturns statements
> Use TENGU SPEED and (if we may) GROWL to retrieve camera. We'd be nice if there wasn't a chance of those friday night pictures being released.
> If camera is not retrieved. Initiate violent combat until she gives it up.

[HakureiSM]

> Do not agree to that damn bunny's terms, everybody knows you shouldn't listen to bears.

[COPIRIGHTO]

>Agree to the terms
>Ignore Thunder_Pwnage and do what Mouse said
>Ask where to get another Carrot Charm
>Make note to take pictures of Tewi when they're not looking

[Kuma]

> Do not agree to that damn bunny's terms, everybody knows you shouldn't listen to bears.

 First you hug me, and now you call me a lier!? I... I think I'm gonna' cry :'c

[COPIRIGHTO]

First you hug me, and now you call me a lier!? I... I think I'm gonna' cry :'c

It's okay Kuma-tan, oniichan is right here

[HakureiSM]

First you hug me, and now you call me a lier!? I... I think I'm gonna' cry :'c

Hey hey, I was just kidding. Y'know, acting the big bully brother type.
Come here, you little bear

* Haku hugs Kuma

It's okay Kuma-tan, oniichan is right here

You stay the fuck away from my imouto, 'k?

[/derail]

[Pesco]

> On second thought, Pesco endorses Tewi being a jerkass.

[Snaka]

> Ask her what's up with your leg
> Tell her she isn't a real fucking rabbit if she never visited the moon
> Use TENGU SPEED to retrieve camera

_{(I think I might be abusing the TENGU SPEED thing)}

> If camera is retrieved run like hell.
> Attempt to avoid any traps set by rabbits.

>

>You tell her this, and she doesn't seem to want to even let you have the camera now. She slowly starts walking away...
>When you use... SUPER TENGU SPEED! You chase tewi throughout the bamboo forest, when by strange luck a bamboo shoot gets in your way! You hit the bamboo shoot and fall flat on the ground.

> Tell Tewi that Pesco won't let her drive if she doesn't give back the camera

> On second thought, Pesco endorses Tewi being a jerkass.

>_>

> Fuck stealing and being mean, that ain't how THE 'MIJI operates

> Agree to her terms, but tell her to please not damage the camera.

>You shout into the bamboo forest, and Tewi comes running back. "D'we have a deal then?"
>

>use TENGU SPEED to MOLEST DELICIOUS TEWILEGS

>You agree to her terms.

> Completely ignore E-Saturns statements
> Use TENGU SPEED and (if we may) GROWL to retrieve camera. We'd be nice if there wasn't a chance of those friday night pictures being released.
> If camera is not retrieved. Initiate violent combat until she gives it up.

>You already have a deal, so you better hurry up if you don't want certain pictures to get out in the open.

> Do not agree to that damn bunny's terms, everybody knows you shouldn't listen to bears.

>You already have, I'm afraid...

>Agree to the terms
>Ignore Thunder_Pwnage and do what Mouse said
>Ask where to get another Carrot Charm
>Make note to take pictures of Tewi when they're not looking

>You ask where to get another carrot charm. "Why don'tcha try dat human village over yonder, eh?"

>_

[E-Nazrin]

>ask Tewi if she's a pooftah

[Snaka]

>ask Tewi if she's a pooftah

>"Whatt are ya talkin bout? I aint no pooftah."
>_

[Pesco]

> Kick E-Saturn just below the asteroid belt

[E-Nazrin]

>fawfulize

[COPIRIGHTO]

>Head into the village
>Go in unarmed
>Put shield over butt

[Snaka]

> Kick E-Saturn just below the asteroid belt

>With pleasure

>fawfulize

>Sorry, but your right below the asteroid belt right now. If you'd care to leave a message...

>Head into the village
>Go in unarmed
>Put shield over butt

>You hide your weaponry in a safe place. You make sure Tewi doesn't see.
>You walk into the human village. There are several gasps, and you can see people shuffling away from you. There is a marketplace down the street.
>_

[HakureiSM]

> Activate Puppy Eyes in order to tranquilize humans.
> Head to Marketplace, pull sword and hold it menacingly, and yell "IF ONE OF YOU FUCKERS DON'T BRING ME A CARROT CHARM RIGHT FUCKING NOW THERE WILL BE BLOOD"
> Standby for human reaction.