UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!

[Rin Kagamine]

Letty changed my name to this. :C Not me.

Khumo (Khumode) is also spelled wrong

[Sana]

You have the most fitting title ever.

Now get out there and get MANLY!

But it's hard ;_;
I DON'T KNOW HOW

[VIVItheFujoshi]

I say there should be a contest.

They have to create the best writing piece they've ever made. Three actually.

There are three writing pieces that they must write, each with a different theme.

The first must include detail,
The second must include comical stuff,
and the third must contain seriousness.

You have a week to complete this challenge

The winner takes all.

and if have a draw,then the fire test:a Touhou yaoi! XD (sorry sorry this is fun.i want see who happens)

[Fetch()tirade]

Touhou yaoi!

RinnosukeX??

Unless you're willing to futamake another character into a man...

[Suikama]

But it's hard ;_;
I DON'T KNOW HOW

Okay here I'll give you somewhere to start.

Go outside, rip off all your clothes off your body by tearing them to shreds with your bare hands, and scream on the top of your lungs "WHO WANTS SOME!"

Your testosterone is sure to shoot up to astonishing levels.

[Sana]

Okay here I'll give you somewhere to start.

Go outside, rip off all your clothes off your body by tearing them to shreds with your bare hands, and scream on the top of your lungs "WHO WANTS SOME!"

Your testosterone is sure to shoot up to astonishing levels.

That...sounds like it'd be really cold. There's snow outside! D:

[Suikama]

That...sounds like it'd be really cold. There's snow outside! D:

All the better man.

Now go outside and make us all proud!

[UncertainJakutten]

That...sounds like it'd be really cold. There's snow outside! D:

MEN DON'T GET COLD!

THAT'S WHY YOU CAN TAKE OFF YOUR JACKETS AND PROTECT YOUNG FLOWERS SUCH AS MYSELF FROM THE ELEMENTS, AND BE ALL GAR WHILE DOING IT!

[Gpop]

Also you should be on fire, so you won't feel anything in the end.

[VIVItheFujoshi]

RinnosukeX??

Unless you're willing to futamake another character into a man...

ejem...(serious)
we have:the male side of Shingyoku; Mr Kirisame,his boss and Marisa`s father; Sariel,because is angel and is androginous, but is a fallen angel, is in sin (for lust) and maybe futa; Youki,old manner samurai and we can play with that (nanshoku!) and Unzan (wtf mode)

[Suikama]

And before you say something like "how is that even possible", remember MJP's going to do something similar.

[Nine West]

   VS   














   

Spoiler:

...Sorry, Mouse. =P

[Suikama]

I'd so make than in MUGEN

Spoiler:

If I knew how to program in MUGEN :V

[Sana]

I went outside and took my jacket off....I immediately started shivering.
Does that count? :S

[nintendonut888]

UD you spelled "pity" as "pitty." Clearly you are going senile.

[Alfred F. Jones]

Hahahaha oh wow, UD. You really have sunk low.

Time for me to come clean. When I was seventeen years old, I looked up to you. Yes, I know. How shameful it is for me to admit it!

You were the awesome trailblazer who had set a standard for all of us aspiring fanfiction writers; one day, we too could put pen to paper, fingers to keyboard, and with dedication and hard work, create a masterpiece that would set right all the wrongs of the fanfiction genre. So I clawed my way to the top, in the harsh environment of the Touhou Imageboard-- I had no money, so I couldn't afford a fancy website like Usually Dead dot fucking com-- and slowly made myself a reputation, as the new literary paragon of Touhou fanfiction.

And who else was up there but you! You, my idol, who then turned around and wrote Remixed Cherry Blossom. I mean, what the fuck was that all about?! You cater to your fanboyism and create YUYUKO OF NAZARETH, SAVIOUR OF HUMANKIND and make her the focal point of RCB?! What the fuck was that?! You talk big about "life experience" and "wisdom", but your many years (and oh man, there are plenty of them) have obviously not helped you learn that you shouldn't let your gushing fanboyism over your Mary Sues-- whoops, I meant "favourite characters"-- take precedence over basic things like PLOT.

You are nothing but a disappointment, UD. When I got to your level, I saw that I hadn't even come very far from the bottom. Yeah, I'm young, I concede that. But after seeing what your countless millenia of experience have given you, ie: the writing skill of a pimply thirteen-year-old who bangs his Yuyuko dakimakura to the tune of Border of Life every night-- it's no mark of shame to say that I'm young, since my sheer raw talent is what makes me write better than you do.

Also, Shikieiki bashing? Coming from a committed boobghost fan? I'm sorry, I've got to clean off my monitor, that sentence made me spit my juice all over it. Next time you decide to bash my choice in characters, make sure yours isn't a shallow, pathetic excuse for a final boss.

And if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go draw Shikieiki fanart now. Yeah, you heard me. Draw. Not all of us are confined to one artistic talent, you know. Peace, bitch.

[Suikama]

I went outside and took my jacket off....I immediately started shivering.
Does that count? :S

Not quite, but you're getting there.

Next you must to shred polyester with your bare hands.

[Suikama]

Hahahaha oh wow, UD. You really have sunk low.

Time for me to come clean. When I was seventeen years old, I looked up to you. Yes, I know. How shameful it is for me to admit it!

You were the awesome trailblazer who had set a standard for all of us aspiring fanfiction writers; one day, we too could put pen to paper, fingers to keyboard, and with dedication and hard work, create a masterpiece that would set right all the wrongs of the fanfiction genre. So I clawed my way to the top, in the harsh environment of the Touhou Imageboard-- I had no money, so I couldn't afford a fancy website like Usually Dead dot fucking com-- and slowly made myself a reputation, as the new literary paragon of Touhou fanfiction.

And who else was up there but you! You, my idol, who then turned around and wrote Remixed Cherry Blossom. I mean, what the fuck was that all about?! You cater to your fanboyism and create YUYUKO OF NAZARETH, SAVIOUR OF HUMANKIND and make her the focal point of RCB?! What the fuck was that?! You talk big about "life experience" and "wisdom", but your many years (and oh man, there are plenty of them) have obviously not helped you learn that you shouldn't let your gushing fanboyism over your Mary Sues-- whoops, I meant "favourite characters"-- take precedence over basic things like PLOT.

You are nothing but a disappointment, UD. When I got to your level, I saw that I hadn't even come very far from the bottom. Yeah, I'm young, I concede that. But after seeing what your countless millenia of experience have given you, ie: the writing skill of a pimply thirteen-year-old who bangs his Yuyuko dakimakura to the tune of Border of Extacy every night-- it's no mark of shame to say that I'm young, since my sheer raw talent is what makes me write better than you do.

Also, Shikieiki bashing? Coming from a committed boobghost fan? I'm sorry, I've got to clean off my monitor, that sentence made me spit my juice all over it. Next time you decide to bash my choice in characters, make sure yours isn't a shallow, pathetic excuse for a final boss.

And if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go draw Shikieiki fanart now. Yeah, you heard me. Draw. Not all of us are confined to one artistic talent, you know. Peace, bitch.

fixed

[UncertainJakutten]

I went outside and took my jacket off....I immediately started shivering.
Does that count? :S

That's the first step!

[Kuma]

Don't fight, make out.

[Rin Kagamine]

No, do fight.  I've got 50 bucks on Ruro!

[VIVItheFujoshi]

No, do fight.  I've got 50 bucks on Ruro!

yes,but with love...with stories! (waiting for a shounen-ai (well...at least is good have hope XD))

[Drake]

You guys both suck. Everyone knows who the true greatest writer in the western Touhou Fandom is.



KRIEG.

SAFFE.

NUMBER.

NINE.

BITCHES.

[Rin Kagamine]

You better not fight with kindness.  I've got money on this, I expect to see some fisticuffs!

[Suikama]

You guys both suck. Everyone knows who the true greatest writer in the western Touhou Fandom is.



KRIEG.

SAFFE.

NUMBER.

NINE.

BITCHES.

[Kuma]

You better not fight with kindness.  I've got money on this, I expect to see some fisticuffs!

You want to watch an old man and a girl slappy fight?

[Jana]

You guys both suck. Everyone knows who the true greatest writer in the western Touhou Fandom is.



KRIEG.

SAFFE.

NUMBER.

NINE.

BITCHES.

I read Osaka and the Yellow Sign before getting into Touhou, and I thought he was the greatest writer ever. Even after getting into Touhou, I'll hold to that claim.

[Rin Kagamine]

You want to watch an old man and a girl slappy fight?

I want someone (Ruro) to kick the shit out of someone else (UD) So I can win some fucking money ($$$)!

[Usually Dead]

Ruro, Ruro, Ruro. You poor young, foolish girl. Every fact you state, every insult you throw, every brash truth you claim to have learned is nothing but a cover. You badly over compensate. You spit venom and vitriol to mask your own insecurities.

You should be ashamed. Not of being young, for everyone goes through that. No, you should be ashamed of making pretensions to the wisdom of age and experience while trying to maintain the glib social exposure of youth. You burn the candle at too many ends, and for that you should feel shame.

I don't expect you to understand the depths of my written works. It takes a certain amount of time in this mortal coil to be imprinted with such depth of character needed to feel the impact of such universal truths. You, Ruro, are too new for it. You need more time, maybe a lifetime, to have any hope of competing on my level.

Don't fool yourself into thinking that you've met and bested he who came before you. 

[Matsuri]

what the hell