UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!

[Usually Dead]

Okay Sakura Ruroni, get the hell out here.


This crap has gone on long enough! I struggled my way into this community through a long, bloody, sweaty trail paved with my own high-quality works of fan fiction. I have fought my way to notoriety within the Western Touhou fandom, and became the undisputed leader of Touhou-related written works.

AND THEN! You come along with your being a girl and your leg fetish and win over everyone's hearts! Unacceptable. Absolutely unacceptable. I won't have my good press stolen by some poseur-girl who tries to supplant my position with her hardly half-decent written works.

Your perverted form of guerrilla written-warfare will stop now, Ruro. Come out here and defend yourself, if you possibly can.

[Doomsday]

oooooh. Shits hit the fan

[Nobu]

became the undisputed leader of Touhou-related written works.

...who are you again?

[UncertainJakutten]

...You REALLY are trying hard to make sure you really are usually DEAD, aren't you?

I mean, seriously, calling out Ruro? I need some fucking popcorn.

[Sana]

...who are you again?

Isn't it sad, UD? D:

[nintendonut888]

Remixed Cherry Blossom had Yukari being extremely out of character and malicious. YOU ARE NO GOOD AUTHOR GOOD SIR. >:(

[Suikama]

It's like Let's insult UD round 3!

oooooh. Shits hit the fan

[Alfred F. Jones]

Um, excuse me? Oh look, it's that poser UD come to talk big about his "fiction" "pieces". Sorry, I'm not sure where I've heard your name before; maybe in a listing of "the cancer that is killing the Touhou fandom"? I'm sure I haven't heard it in a list of "top five best things to come out of Touhou", because that's the list I'm on. But hey, who's counting?

Oh, don't worry, that's just me playing with you. I know full well who you are, Usually Dead. You're that "Touhou" "fanfiction" "writer" that came before me all those years ago. The one who "blazed a new trail" when he first began to write western Touhou fiction. I'm technically following in your footsteps, much like a human walks in the shadow of an amoeba: you came first, but that's all that you've got to say for yourself.

Out with the old, in with the new, that's what I always say. You're ancient, UD. Formulaic. This is survival of the fittest we've got goin' on here in the modern Touhou fandom, and you are out. of. style. I suggest you clear on out before I see your ass here again.

Excuse me, I've got to go make out with my Yuyuko poster right now. Back later, bitch.

[Fetch()tirade]

[Rin Kagamine]

Links to whatever the hell you're talking about would be great for people who have NO IDEA what you're talking about!

[Cabble]

IN THIS CORNER, WE HAVE THE OLD PATHBEARER, THE ONE WHO PAVED THE WAY FOR ALL, USUALLY DEAD!

AND IN THIS CORNER, THE NEW, THE CREATIVE, THE ENTERTAINING, THE BEST, THE NON-BORING, RURO!

[Gappy]

Get in line, UD! Ruro, I, and our respective manliness have a score to settle first! Ruro! It is time to face the music, smell the coffee, and open your eyes to the fact that I AM A MANLIER MAN THAN YOU CAN EVER HOPE TO BECOME, MADE OF MANLINESS FAR MORE MANLY THAN YOU CAN EVER ASPIRE TO HAVE!

This is MTG - MANLY TESTOSTERONE GUY, pulling off the Cho-Aniki pose!

* Prof. Y. Y. Sukima pulls off pose....albeit rather comically~

[Sana]

You guys are so mean to each other D:

[Zengar Zombolt]

Clearly we need to see a UD+Ruro colab.
Also Gap is trying too hard

[Chaore]

All of you get a Rabbit Slam for this. ALL OF YOU.

ALL OF YOU.

[Cabble]

Get in line, UD! Ruro, I, and our respective manliness have a score to settle first! Ruro! It is time to face the music, smell the coffee, and open your eyes to the fact that I AM A MANLIER MAN THAN YOU CAN EVER HOPE TO BECOME, MADE OF MANLINESS FAR MORE MANLY THAN YOU CAN EVER ASPIRE TO HAVE!

This is MTG - MANLY TESTOSTERONE GUY, pulling off the Cho-Aniki pose!

* Prof. Y. Y. Sukima pulls off pose....albeit rather comically~

Says the godmother to the global mod.

[Suikama]

You guys are so mean to each other D:

You have the most fitting title ever.

Now get out there and get MANLY!

[Gappy]

Clearly we need to see a UD+Ruro colab.
Also Gap is trying too hard

Can't blame me for trying. Besides, it's 2.27 AM and I've been sorting out an essay with a reference list 182 references long. I'm a little less manly than I usually am.

...doesn't mean I can't still bite~

[Nietz]

Remixed Cherry Blossom had Yukari being extremely out of character and malicious.

Yukari

malicious

out of character

I don't understand.

[Cabble]

I say there should be a contest.

They have to create the best writing piece they've ever made. Three actually.

There are three writing pieces that they must write, each with a different theme.

The first must include detail,
The second must include comical stuff,
and the third must contain seriousness.

You have a week to complete this challenge

The winner takes all.

[Easy Mode]

scuse me but what exactly is going on here oh gosh

[Usually Dead]

Oh Ruro, you foolish young upstart.

Yes, I'm older than you. And you ever notice how you feel like the young pup in all your social circles? Youth is a challenge to work past, not a benefit to flaunt. In every one of your endeavors, work, school and especially writing, age and experience are nothing but benefits that lend power to your every action.

I pity you in that way, Ruro. Your youth means that every question, every assertion, every word you speak means an uphill battle against the doubts of your elders. We have no reason to believe that you know what you're talking about. And, let's tell the truth. Precedent gives us no reason to accept what you say. You just don't have the clout.

My age gives me a world of energy, life experience and wisdom I can draw on. It imbues my writing with a joy and universal truth that has propelled me into the indisputable spot of finest author in this fandom.

And as for my Yuyuko poster, get your dirty mouth off it. You stole that poster from me in exchange for help with the composition of Cherribloxically, which was supposed to be a charitable act on your part. Give that poster back this instant, or there will be consequences.

Also, your favorite Touhou character sucks. Shikieiki sucks. Phantasmagoria of Flower View? More like Crap Crap of Crap Crap. You don't really like flowers, Ruro. It's all base, empty sex appeal, you shallow woman.

[Suikama]

I don't understand.

[♛ Apher-Forte]

Ruro on the left , UD on the right



CLASH OF THE TITANS

[Rin Kagamine]

scuse me but what exactly is going on here oh gosh

Goodyear is one word, that's what!

[♛ Apher-Forte]

Also, your favorite Touhou character sucks. Shikieiki sucks. Phantasmagoria of Flower View? More like Crap Crap of Crap Crap. You don't really like flowers, Ruro. It's all base, empty sex appeal, you shallow woman.

uh oh

[Easy Mode]

Goodyear is one word, that's what!

Letty changed my name to this. :C Not me.

[Gpop]

I'm gonna say right now that it was Ruro who has inspired me to write a fic.

[Suikama]

Letty changed my name to this. :C Not me.

And with good reason too :V

I'm gonna say right now that it was Ruro who has inspired me to write a fic.

She's also trying to steal your waifu :V

[UncertainJakutten]

This is my reaction. Thank you for posting it.

And MtG being manly amuses me ;

Also, UD, the fact that you can only insult PoFV by calling it Crap Crap of Crap Crap does NOT say much about your vocabulary, which I assume is related to your writings.

I have no criticisms of Ruro's attacks so far.