The trap ate the chastity belt key (and my headband D:)

[Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch]

Yikes. O_O She ate five pounds of bacon for a SNACK?

Reminds me of my dad. When I had to live with him for three weeks while my mom and sister were off on a trip abroad, one of the dinners he gave me was half a pound of bacon. I mean, it was GOOD, but...eh...

And don't worry TSO. Even if you're locked in the fridge, you have edibles with you.

half a pound of bacon.

half a pound of bacon.

bacon.

[Slowpoke]

Now you've done it. I'm raiding the pantry for delicious jerky.

[Gpop]

Fuck now I want bacon =(

[Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch]

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(actually, I'm suprised that this happened. Meh...)

[Mizuki-chan]

Now you've done it. I'm raiding the pantry for delicious jerky.

I wish I have jerky. Oh why don't I have jerky.

[Demonlord Pichu]

I'm in a rather carnivours mood as it is. This only seems to make it worse.

It really sucks when all you have in your house is sweets...at least now it does...

[helvetica]

Now my parents are forcing me into an arranged marriage with the fridge.  They say it's so they can get into Don Icebox's favor.

[Gpop]

Uhh...

...no comment other than fuck relationships...=/.

[nintendonut888]

Such a sad situation you're in...we all know your heart really belongs to Don Maku.

Gun->your face->fire

(USER WAS SHOT FOR THIS POST)

*death bombs*

Sorry, this is StB. You've just lost the entire scene.
 

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch]

CONGRADULATIONS!!!!!!

You have now become a part of a plan for bettering the whole of your family.

Just remember, to wear a co-*user was held a Hakkero point to alter last word*at at the honeymoon. I hear it's going to get a little chilly.

[Drake]

But costume and coat don't even sound the same.

[Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch]

But costume and coat don't even sound the same.

*user will now attempt to spell the sound that was just created*

Hyrummmmmmmmmmmm......

-.-;;

I really hope you didn't mean that...

[trancehime]

I didn't understand this thread very well at first, but now I'm really more deep down the hole...

[Keruri]

why are you marrying your fridge??

[Sodium]

I didn't understand this thread very well at first, but now I'm really more deep down the hole...

Silly Trance/RegulusHime, this topic is so that TSO can cement the title that is "The Stupid One".

[E-Nazrin]

TSO, get life insurance.

[Demonlord Pichu]

You gon' have little fridge babies too?

Yeah, I have no idea either.

[Mr_Bob]

You know that saying, "you've got a baby in the oven/cooker"?
Yeah, that's not going to happen here.

[FinnKaenbyou]

Sorry, TSO, but it looks like you're screwed. After all, you know what they say: mess with the Don, and you get iced.

[E-Nazrin]

[FinnKaenbyou]

Oh, come on. Someone had to say it.

[Pesco]

It didn't have to be you.

[♛ Apher-Forte]

I bet TSO's fridge must have a dong the size of a massive whale to attract TSO to jump the ship and walk the carpet.

[helvetica]

Hey!  I said I was forced into marriage.  It wasn't done willingly on my part ;____;

[trancehime]

How does that even work? O_o;;

[FinnKaenbyou]

How does that even work? O_o;;

She has to carry it up to the altar, and when the minister asks for its vows the fridge magnets on front rearrange themselves to say 'I do'.
No idea about the ring, though. >_>

[♛ Apher-Forte]

Hey!  I said I was forced into marriage.  It wasn't done willingly on my part ;____;

I said:

I bet TSO's fridge must have a dong the size of a massive whale to attract TSO to jump the ship and walk the carpet.

obviously intimidation is itself the best medicine for forced marriages.

[helvetica]

I ran away with the dishwasher :V

[WRATHIE_Beatrice]

oh u eloper you!

[Zengar Zombolt]

Victory!
For the dishwasher, that is.